SEASON 3 Final -Pt 1 of 3 - SEE YOU IN FEBUARY for SEASON 4!!!!!!

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Yeah, I read that all right. I gotta say that's a dirty breakdown

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in that intro than what happened?
What happened? What happened? There we

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are, it's that time of year
again. Apparently we're having trouble streaming to

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kick? Are we? What the
hell is kid? Yeah? What is

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kick? I don't know what that
is? Probably like I don't know what

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a year ago? I'm looking on
the second we get kicked from kicked?

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Yeah, we got kicked from kick? It says up here, we're having

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trouble streaming to your destination? Is
it possible to stream? Was ended or

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deleted destination? This can also occur
if the RTMP you server streamers key is

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incorrect. You know, yeah,
I think we just get rid of that

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guy. We're moving kick. I
don't know what that is? Sorry kick,

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Sorry kick? Sorry, Kick?
I don't know what you are.

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Man. That's where all the viewers
were. Some guy that's on kick and

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he's like, ship, I waited
all day on kick for this. Yeah,

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well he wouldn't have known that we
deleted it because we weren't even streaming

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there whereverwhere else though? Well,
welcome back to your Kentucky X files.

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Final episode of season three. Finally
we made it. We made it.

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We did it. We fucking did
it. We did it. We started,

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we started this season episode one,
and here we are with the Worth

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the Live, the Final Final Live. It doesn't feel like it should be

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a Lifetime yet. Yeah, really
it's weird. Did it go fast for

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you guys? Did you say lifetime? I don't think they would stream our

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on Lifetime? Oh my bed,
No, No, we're definitely not getting

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on on Lifetime. Interesting plot twist. We found Tyler too, that's you

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know, he was missing. I
got stuck in a dryer. That's definitely

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on a different Chance website too.
You're gonna have to that one. That's

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not on Live Lifetime either. Just
look up step Tyler and you'll you'll find

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it. Wait a minute, I
think I think you're in my friend to

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step Tyler. I thought it was
still Texas Tyler and I've never been to

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Texas. You were for Yeah,
you you're literally Steph Tyler. I don't

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know. I don't remember when I
changed that, but it's been he was

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Texas Tyler for the longest time.
I don't even remember. Why was it?

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What was that whole joke? I
have no clue. I stopped understanding

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your shenanigans a long time ago.
Yeah that's fair. Damn man, I've

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got him as I've got him as
Tyler Booboo Stewart saved my phone as I

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would hold it up, but I
would show his phone number. We can't

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have all the ladies just yeah,
I got ahead of swat away. Yeah,

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ladies, calm yourselves. And he's
Captain blonde Beard of mina phone.

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Oh that's right, yeah, yeah, oh I just couldn't. What was

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I before? I remember you had
you had one for me before. We

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used to be silver too for the
longest time for each other. Yeah,

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I remember that. If you if
anybody out there is played Rainbow six Siege,

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we're silver two's. We were super
we were super proud of that.

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We got to like silver two rank
and we like changed our names to silver

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too, and we only referred to
each other as silver too. What's up?

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Silver too much? So too?
Yeah? Yeah, that was It

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was fun, fun times, fun
times. But here we are, man,

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we did it. We made it
another year down, another another season

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in the bag. You know,
it's a fun. Jake McDonald says,

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we are live. We are live. You're with it, and I'm going

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to repeat this multiple tubes. Yeah. Yeah, if you want to jump

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on here literally right now with us, and you got your phone, yeah,

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I'll give address right now, you
meet him there there, there we

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go. I will send you a
link and you can jump in here and

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bullshit with us if you want to. It'll be a lot of fun.

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No questions are off limits, especially
if they're about Tyler's private life. Everything

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will be answered. Oh god,
I'm painting myself on a corner on that

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one. I should have said something. Yeah, anything you want to know,

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details I have. I've got a
whole file I put together so I

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can answer quickly and accurately. Had
he probably has a lot of diary injuries

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about me? Did Yeah, we
found tie Are you guys. Are you

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guys able to see the comments right
there? Yes? Yes, yeah,

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yeah. It seems like they're coming
into real time too. That's nice.

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Yeah. Yeah, we found him. Skittles. We found him scantles grow

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a mustache. Yeah, it didn't
work on that bus. We found him

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alive and well rested. It was
yes, skin looked clear. Do you

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want to you want to tell him? Why do you do you want to

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tell him? Why we couldn't get
a hold of you. Well, I

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feel like everybody, uh, everybody
get to like put two and two together.

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I fell asleep. It was a
long day of work, and I

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don't know. I just bought a
new phone and I put it on do

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not disturb. I guess I just
had enough of people and my yep.

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Yeah, I just I love that. It's like he not only that,

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it was then you have like a
phone conversation with somebody from Verizon trying to

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get your phone figured out, and
then you like get it to myself.

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Yeah, I'm yelling at the guy. I'm like, what's wrong? I

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just bought his fucking food. You
gave me a piece of ship. You

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suck. I'm going to come to
that store beat the ship out of you.

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The poor guy was like, where
are you yelling at me? Hey?

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Ernie from across the pond made it
all right. Ernie a bit worse

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for wear, but I'll definitely stick
around. Nice. We need to get

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Ernie into the live with us at
some point. If we keep aggravating aggravating

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him, I think eventually he'll join
us. It sounds like right now might

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be a good time be interesting.
I love the bullshit with that guy,

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and he's been he's been sticking with
the show for for god mom and months

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now, and for life of me. I don't know what he sees in

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it, right, right, I
mean, you know, let's let's put

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in perspective. He's from somewhere in
England, right, I believes somewhere.

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Yeah, I apologize, Ornie.
I know that it's over there somewhere.

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I just can't remember exactly. He's
across the pot. I'm too shy.

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I love your accents. We use
everything except except them. About twenty three

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thousand whales away from him. Hey, there's that Dave guy. I fucking

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love that guy. You guys know
that Dave guy. We know that Dave

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guy. I love that guy.
You ever looked at him, You ever

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stared at him, stared at her. I'm telling, oh god, we

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should make him get in there too, right, Dave should get with Oh

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god, do you see his fucking
air grew out too? He looked fucking

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depperus fuck last night. I'm just
saying, did you see it? I

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noticed it. I didn't want to
put him on the spot, but I'm

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like, oh that guy, good
looking dude, that's awesome. Fuck.

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Yeah, I didn't know we could
go live on Facebook. That's uh,

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that's funny. Yeah, we're We're
on Facebook and YouTube and I guess we

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have a Twitch channel and we had
a kick I don't know what that is,

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but we had one. But apparently
it gave up the ghost. Oh

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well, like I said, I
learned today that we could go live on

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Instagram. I don't know, sabody
out there, did you ever watch stuff

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on Instagram? I don't. I
don't even have Instagram anymore. I need

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to get everybody goes live on Instagram. That's like the north Like, it's

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more for like the mobile lives.
Okay, Like like we're walking around,

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Yeah, we're walking around, like, Yo, what's up? I'm at

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the party where you at? Yeah? I don't know why it went that

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way. I just assume the kids. I bought every second of it.

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Yeah, because I'm getting into that
age where I'm like, I don't want

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to hear it. You're not getting
into any age. Should I be here?

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Yeah? You should? You should
definitely be here. You want to

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be in here with us? Do
you want to jump on the live?

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You say the word, I'll send
you a link right now skittles. Oh

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he's on Twitter. You look at
him. I'm just saying like he's I

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don't know how many people are actually
listening, because there's nothing telling me how

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many people are here. Left hand
corner the little eyeball that says five see

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where he says live the live and
it says the minutes. How long we

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been running? Oh okay over over
here giant monitor, So yeah, it's

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way probably there's eight. We've got
eight. It's probably. So he's like

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in every chat, right, but
for anybody that's watching, like, we're

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getting live comments from Facebook, YouTube, and Twitch all at the same time,

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so you know, oh yeah,
he might be answering something. I'm

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watching on YouTube on my other monitor
and Facebook on my phone because I can't

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see the other chats. So oh
you can't see him. No, you

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click on the right at the screen
you click comments. You can't see him.

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Uh yeah, top right right where
you see where it might not be

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because he's he might not be able
to see that. It's still it sucks.

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Oh no, there's cat from out
there. I got it. Hell

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yeah, if you guys, you
haven't listened to four told fire, Yeah,

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I got it. Checked him out
it's awesome, hilarious. I can

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watch our stream through Jake's glasses.
It's like live sception. Yeah, yeah,

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it's nice. Just saying Jake,
don't like, uh, don't tab

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out into anything bad. Don't worry
Tyler, I won't. Oh, I

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just I'm kind of jealous. It
was wireless. The fact that he can

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just kind of meander around in his
garage, that's pretty cool. I like

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to he can like get up and
just like walk off. Oh he's got

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wireless. I need to get a
wireless We need to be wireless, guys.

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Yeah, we definitely need to be
wireless. Wireless. I'm sending out

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uh invites to the live as we
speak to folks that requested me to remind

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them, so hopefully they didn't forget
and they're like, well, are you

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fucking sending me this? You know
what I mean? The wireless boom.

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Mic He says skills. We don't
need to be wireless, we just need

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somebody carrying the boom. Mic I
was just about to say that we're going

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to have to hire somebody to Okay, we're at three different spots, so

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we actually had to call it,
like hire three different people, Like hey,

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dude, you're about to hit me
with the boom. Mic, I'm

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about to stock your peg, right. I like, dude, you don't

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pay us anything? Yeah, you
want to make less? Yeah, that

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is on the way. This is
not a union. We've got a violent

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volunteers guy. Damn. I mean
you think the hours the pay is terrible.

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There's like literally no benefits. What
it is? You know? Our

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four one k plan is fucking awful. Let me tell you that right now.

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We don't even know, like we
were like, we didn't even know

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we needed four hundred and one of
them. Our medical plan, our our

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vision our vision plan is just me
just looking at your eyeball with a light.

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You're good. Just he's over throwing
love. Oh yeah he is,

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man Villa. Dylan's fucking amazing.
Have you ever had a Dylan Foreman hug?

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Yeah? Being wrapped in a like
warm, like one of those heated

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blankets, dude, like you feel
like you immediately feel safe. It's yeah,

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yeah, you feel like a baby
bird. And he could vomit food

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into your mouth and you're just like
ah, and he's like and you're just

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getting nourishment and vitamins and minerals that
you just didn't have before. I see,

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Yeah, we lost of you were
that. I knew that was going

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on, but I knew it.
Get back here. I love that we've

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been talking for sixteen minutes and somebody's
going to jump in here. I thought

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they posted to talk about cryptids and
shit. They haven't talked about that at

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all. We kind of talked shit
about cryptids a lot lately. I mean,

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yeah, yeah, you know.
But being fair though, it's like

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you kind of got to supply us
with material. You know, we can

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only look at so many fucking pictures
of bushes with circles around them. Yeah,

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eventually you lose us. Yeah,
you want to be like the UFO

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guys. You notice this though,
the fucking UFO guys they lead with the

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evidence that they got. Huh.
They come in to be fair. The

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US are like, chick out this
video and it's like you'll see something crazy

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on it and it's like, yeah, dude, I thought that that's fucking

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crazy. I think it might be
a UFO. There's no red circle,

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no, so yeah, I don't
know. You know, I don't think

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you're very popular on the It's just
like you don't really have to put like

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that's another Dylan, And let me
tell you this. Dylan right here has

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a dude. He has a mullet
made out of stainless steel. That's incredible.

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I'm like dead serious too. It's
the same stuff that's Josh's beard's made

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out of. Pretty damn close.
There's alloys and Josh's beard that that in

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his beard that aren't aren't classified by
science. Yeah. I actually think it's

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a little like it has uh traces
of uranium in it too. But he's

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he's a previous to it. Now, I gotta we have a Dylan fight

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going on in the chat here?
Oh man, who break them up?

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Especially the bouncer boom guy use the
power of the non existent mustache. Yeah,

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I don't know. Do you guys
feel gypped? Is that? Like?

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Should we should we have been down
here talking about some mysteries of the

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universe instead of just drinking beer talking
shit? Or this is pretty? This

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is perfect. I feel like it's
perfect, Like it feels good. Yeah,

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well this is the campfire though,
that's true. Yeah that's the case.

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Okay, you cannot tell me you've
not had You're sitting around a campfire

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with your buddies and doing what we're
doing. Right now. So times when

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you get a little drunk, you
start talking a little weird stuff. That's

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the whole point there. I don't
know why I got high pitched for their

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Yeah, I noticed it. I
wasn't gonna point it out, but you

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kind of. Dylan Foreman said,
Tyler is a mystery of the universe.

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He's one of God's prototypes. Yeah, Molly, Molly, how are you?

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Oh my God from the past.
Oh yeah, she pops in and

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and she chimes in on videos here
and there and kind of keeps in touch.

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She's really supported the show for a
long time. Man, you know

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what, she's season one or two. Yeah, cheers. I'm gonna have

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to read. I was right about
to say, you're getting low there.

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I think you need to tell your
wife that you need to invest in a

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beer tap right next to the right, next to the to your computer.

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Like, is that that's a good
investment? It doesn't lose its value?

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Can you get Honey Brown in the
keg? No, I've been trying.

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I've tried. Yeah. It's good
to see you too, Molly. We're

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happy here. Man. Thanks for
stopping in this. How long you've been

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around with us? Season one or
two? It's a while. I want

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to say season one. Man,
I didn't remember seeing her comments all the

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time. No, yeah, yeah
yeah. She chimes in skittle says,

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oh lord, it's just one drink, right, yeah, it's just one,

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just the one season one, Season
one. Man, you're gonna be

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with us for season four? Yeah? Yeah, you're coming to season four.

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I never know what you're I understand
if you don't want to, like

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we need supervision, it's probably because
these guys that you're not going to come

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back for season four. Yeah.
Notice on the bus you set up a

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bit right, Hey you know what? Fuck you, Tyler, I understand.

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Yeah, I'll be here as long
as you guys. All right,

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Hell yeah, man, what's this? Hello? Sorry for bothering. You

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want to offer promotion? Oh good
god, Mohammed, calm down. Let

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there get let's get some in here. He wants our credit card information.

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Let me go get my wallet.
Yeah, gets your wallet. Let me

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know you probably is gonna need our
social Security number. Yes, I got

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that too. I think I have
something here with my bank account information on

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it for him, so we can
we can get this going. You know,

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seems like a legitimate dude. Absolutely, what's he oh he's on Twitch.

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I shouldn't know. I should have
known. I should have known.

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Yeah, that's awesome. Now,
guys, I'm I'm happy to see.

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Wow, Like, how many of
you guys popped in? It's really cool.

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I know several people have messaged me
saying that they were excited for this,

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and you know that they were happy
to see that the show is still

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going, you know, and hey, so I've got the chat, but

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I don't see how many people are
watching? How many are on now?

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Fourteen? Yeah, it's down to
fourteen. It was up to eighteen there

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per a minute. Oh what wow? Four good though? He Yeah,

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man, I'm happy anybody that wants
to hang out with us. Yeah,

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we got a heart drinking. It
may have been fourteen. It might have

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been like two. We lost another
one. Two hundred and twenty two people

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are watching, guys, or I'm
seeing trip. Oh yeah, fourteen hands

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a big ass forehead. Hey that's
a five head, buddy, more not

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foreman? More? How did you
highlight that it said when you hum over

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them, you can hit show.
Oh my god, I didn't know you.

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It's amazing and I'm so happy that
that was the first comment we figured

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out how to do that. Hey, it's not a forehead, it's a

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five head. It's because I have
a brain bigger than yours. Oh my

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god, that hurt. Let's highlight
this one, man, because look look

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at this. How do you do
it? You just shown I thought wrong

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about you. You're a solid guy. What, guys, I even would

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the bed for you, Dylan,
It's amazing. What was all this love

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for me before? When I was
missing on the reminder video? And you

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guys just shit it on me right
now? Fuck? Hey, Molly's got

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your back though, Bob. Yeah, I look at that a five head.

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A five head is better than a
six head. And I've seen one

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of those yikes on bikes, yikes
on bikes, haven't. I haven't heard

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that one. That's a new one
for me. Yikes on Yeah, I've

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never heard of one either, Tyler, There's a reason I wear a ball

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cap, So don't feel bad.
What is this? We see James Stewart

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in the chat? Who's this is
that? Dearald? Dad? Is that

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dadd you in here? Talk so
much? Ship? Didn't he? Yeah,

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I'm gonna have a heart attack when
he starts typing the I really hope

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he doesn't say anything, please don't
please do well. I I'm just saying,

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like, okay, Dad, you
don't have to talk ship in Chad,

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but if you do, we accept
you right now. Like I got

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all kinds of ship, I'm gonna
say, yeah, well that's one beer

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down, I only have one.
I love the fact that that mug made

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a thud. She's giving me another
beer, holy ship, thank you,

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honey, that we could find a
hat to fit Tyler's bigg I think Dylan

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Morris is trolling you to get a
rise out of you, Tie. I

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think I might be the case.
I think it's what he's doing. The

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thing is, Dylan is the more
Tyler drinks that need, the less he's

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going to give a ship, right, thank you. Let's not show any

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brands we're not sponsored. Been asking
for a damn sponsor for gonna be I

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mean three seasons now, still nothing. Yeah, but to be fair,

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we've been asking for sponsors from literally
every beer we drink. Yeah, that

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is, we tried to get fair. We asked out loud for garage beers.

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Be fair, honey, brown as
Rolling Rock. Look at that beer

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out that's amazing. Oh my god, Oh is getting in on. Oh

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my god, dude, I almost
launched beer into my monitor. You guys,

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beer sponsor? You want me to
write a letter? Yes, m

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absolutely, thank you, Molly.
Maybe they'll listen to you, because they

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seem to just put us on ignore
Bristol. Hello, Hey, what's going

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on? I'm glad you're here.
Hell yeah, there's something insightful information happening

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on this live right now. I'm
just wondering why. I'm I really feel

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like, did I offench you guys
in any way? I'm just wondering this

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at all because it just seems like
the stream started indn't I. Ernie says,

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have you guys had English Ale?
Or is it too warm for you?

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Never had it? But it's bad
manners to say no to a beer

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when offered. I can't really say
I don't know that. I don't know

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that the would bother me. I
mean I've had you know, I've had

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before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've had masks before a warm beer.

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I don't maybe I don't know.
It's kind of a I don't know

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if he's talking about actual beer temperature
or if he's talking about the alcohol content.

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Because if he's talking about the alcohol
content to a couple of weeks.

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Did you give him an I P
A or I pas glass of my mead?

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Yeah, this is the horn of
my meat is it's it's that his

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meat that he makes is. I
mean it will send you. There was

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a night let's reminisce. Let's take
a trip down memory relayed for a second.

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Here, God and I wish we
had the little chime thing. I

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think we do. Hang on,
hang on, we got this, uh

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of course that there's one of these. Is this one that's not it?

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That's definitely maybe it's this one that's
not it. That's like we're that might

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work. That's okay, okay,
memory lane, take a trip down memory

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lane for a second. There was
a night where me and ty and Josh

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got together. Man, we turned
on the camera, we we set up

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the recording. We we cracked a
few beers and we started bullshitting and was

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it. Yeah, that's the reason
why we started to drink. It was

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my birthday episode. Feels like you're
trying to seduce me. Yeah, the

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secret of our success man soundtrack from
Tyler Wincident. It's buddy. So anyway,

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we start drinking beers and I brought
some what was it country boys?

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I think over. Oh my god, all right, take it easy,

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fabio, easy there, putting the
music back on for him. How sorry

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I was trying to seduce him.
I think I gave my hold on.

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Okay, let's see what happens here
this. I just gotta see how this

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plays out. Damn, dude,
look at it. He's like, he's

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like, hey, your pulls clean. That's so. Anyway, we start

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taking these country boy beers and stuff, and then Josh breaks out some more

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beers. We start drinking those,
and then Josh goes, you know,

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what's a great idea, we should
drink some of my meat I make.

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By that time we bring that's always
a wine bottle out, so let's let's

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be let's be honest about this.
I didn't bring a wine bottle out like

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I usually do. Yeah, brought
a fucking gallon out, and we made

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sure the bottle was empty so I
could put more in it later. Yeah,

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dude, it was record time before. We were fucking hugging, laughing

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our asses off, and then at
some point Josh went to take a piss.

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It just like never returned. Then
Tyler panicked because Josh went to take

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a piss and never came back.
So then me and Tyler were the like,

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we were like, on this mission, We're going to rescue Josh.

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Do dog man got him? We
gotta getting back. We stop far from

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it field. It was not too
far from it, because I went out

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there and I was like, whow, I got a little wobbly here.

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I fell asleep on a stump,
literally like sitting there sleeping, and We're

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like, we're in pitch dark,
dude, We're walking out there like we

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don't drunk because I'm I'm drunk.
I sleep so Josh and I hear them.

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Finally I hear him, and I'm
like, I'm here, I'm here,

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I'm here, I'm okay. Oh
my god. I just remember the

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Tyler took me home and the next
day, I when I went to leave,

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Uh, I think I know I
told you this, Josh. Uh.

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I know Tyler might know this one
too. But there were footsteps of

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me walking into the like towards the
camper, and it literally looked like I

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was dancing a fucking waltz. Yeah
mud, So I'm like, dude,

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oh my god, how fucked up
was I? It was? I had

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not been that messed up in a
while, so it was it was pretty.

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That was a good night though.
It was fun. The next day

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though, I went to edit the
episode and it started listening to it once

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it got into the like I was
sitting there listening to it, like,

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oh no, I have no sign
of intelligence life. I'm so glad you

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just didn't put on auto edit and
roll with it. You know. I

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had my suspicions because I was like, just to how I felt waking up.

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I'm like, dude, I don't
know. Do you still have the

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b roll from that? I think
I still have it? Please talked about

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putting it on the Patreon, So
if we do, I think we should

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at least edit it a bit.
You know, there's a lot of like

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messed up ship that you can almost
understand us saying like it. There's like

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it almost is comprehensible. Is nothing
else? Yeah, if nothing else,

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I need that file, I guess. Since we are reminiscing, okay,

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let's go down memory lane and talk
about what was your guys' favorite episodes so

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far this season. Let's go on. I want to put I don't want

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to put you on. If you're
anny, If you're ready, let's go

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with you. I have too many
I have to, like, I'm gonna

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have to like look through it and
try to pick out which one I really

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liked. There were several that I
really like, do you okay when we

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just when we just went off the
rails and we started doing that ship,

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that was my absolute favorite. And
what I I kept telling Danny, it's

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like all you gotta do to be
a weatherman, You just gotta tell temperatures

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and stack pit like, just keep
stacking the papers. What episode was that,

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man, Maybe we could get a
clip going. Uh, there's at

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least a real or a short of
it. Dude. The Legend of Frank

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Dglue might have been one of my
favorites. That's a good one. Sometimes

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sometimes I go on these fucking tangents
where my imagination gets away from me.

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It's rare, rarely ever happens.
But when it does, it's bad.

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It's okay, I guess I'm not. I can't say it was my favorite

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episode. I'm highlighting that one from
Dylan. Yeah, I know, yeah,

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I saw that one. Yeah,
but when Tyler goes on a space

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travel oh my god, oh my
god, dude, Yes, the gummy

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that ship was great and in the
end, dude opting to just leave it

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in the episode. I was fucking
crying laughing when I was editing that one,

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because there was a there was a
thing where I was like, man,

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maybe I should edit this out.
But when Tyler is literally like,

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hey, guys, I didn't know
we were recording day and I just ate

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a gummy and dude when you when
you look at him on the on the

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screen and he is at some point
we thought that he is camera froze like,

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and then the I'm sorry, guys, I can't do this. It

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was so funny. I know,
I can finally clip on that one.

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I'm trying to fill in the short
where you were the weather man and I

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can't find it. I don't remember
what we made a short of it,

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though, did you? I don't
know. I don't remember the short.

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Tyler made a bunch, but I
was I was huge lazy pa to ship

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and uploading them. That's you know
what I mean. He made a bunch

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of them and he sent them to
me, and I still, for some

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reason, just forgot episode episode forty
eight. Forty Yeah, yeah, all

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right, and then let's h episode
sixty one has the thumbnail I made,

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which I'm really proud of. Which
one episode sixty one had the thumbnail I

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made the one and only thumbnail I
made for the show. I'm gonna share

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share screen real quick. Okay,
he was feeling it really cloud of you

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couldn't see through. It just goes
right into all their fresh leans. Oh

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god, it's like, well,
who are you going to complain to on

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that one? Yeah? All that, you know, but he that it

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was like mother nature, you know
what. Yes, you can see it.

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Look at all the emotion draining from
his face. He is checking out.

407
00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:21.519
He's melting. Dude, I was
so pale to look at me.

408
00:38:22.159 --> 00:38:30.320
I'm like as an apple right now. Probably yeah, I'm sure they were,

409
00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:34.039
but it's you know, they should
know. They were scheduled way too

410
00:38:34.119 --> 00:38:38.800
early. Oh you know, one
second, go ahead and do it,

411
00:38:39.039 --> 00:38:44.519
haircubs. Oh here it is.
I feel like you guys are going to

412
00:38:44.599 --> 00:38:52.360
have to do this without me.
Yes, that is I was. I

413
00:38:52.480 --> 00:38:54.559
was a little up. I was
a little frustrated that I was like,

414
00:38:54.639 --> 00:39:00.199
oh, we're doing it tomorrow.
The back is killing me. I just

415
00:39:00.280 --> 00:39:04.960
went in bed and I feel a
little nauseous just sitting here, and I

416
00:39:05.039 --> 00:39:08.480
feel like I'm going to make it
bad for you guys. I feel like

417
00:39:08.519 --> 00:39:15.000
an asshole. You're fine, man, I mean if I just feel yeah,

418
00:39:16.559 --> 00:39:21.880
man, I don't want to miss
this thing that I'm in this with

419
00:39:22.039 --> 00:39:29.159
you guys, and I feel oh
god, oh god, I mean right

420
00:39:29.199 --> 00:39:36.480
now, I'm not a drug and
the paranoia are Are you stoned? Right?

421
00:39:36.599 --> 00:39:40.760
Like really bad? I'm so stoned
and it is bad? Oh god?

422
00:39:40.880 --> 00:39:44.920
Like how stoned? Would you say
you are? I'm more stone than

423
00:39:44.960 --> 00:39:51.559
a concrete mug. Okay, let
me ask you a question. Okay,

424
00:39:52.280 --> 00:39:57.400
if you were super stoned right now, yeah, and you were podcasting,

425
00:39:57.880 --> 00:40:02.559
yeah, and it was in the
episode, would you be like, whoa,

426
00:40:07.400 --> 00:40:13.840
what do you mean like with you
like like later to watch it,

427
00:40:15.280 --> 00:40:16.119
and you'd be like, oh my
god, dude, I was so high

428
00:40:16.400 --> 00:40:20.679
during that. Hey, let's cause
us for a second. Let's follow up

429
00:40:20.719 --> 00:40:22.079
on that. Would it be funny
though, like, would you laugh?

430
00:40:22.159 --> 00:40:28.559
Here we are here, we are
coming around full circle and you're watching it

431
00:40:28.639 --> 00:40:37.639
now, Tyler, is it weird
to see it? And did you mean

432
00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:49.679
another gummy? No? Look here
we are full circle. It's it's yeah,

433
00:40:49.719 --> 00:40:55.519
it's funny. It's fucking it's pretty
funny because I don't know like my

434
00:40:55.719 --> 00:41:00.719
reaction to it, like especially trying
to answer your questions. Dude. My

435
00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:05.239
mind was racing like a motherfucker.
I was like, oh God, what

436
00:41:05.400 --> 00:41:09.920
am I doing here? It was
so fucking because I remember, like I

437
00:41:10.079 --> 00:41:14.320
kept like glancing down at you and
going, what the fuck is going on?

438
00:41:15.719 --> 00:41:20.480
All Right? I knew he was
well, we knew he'd hit a

439
00:41:20.519 --> 00:41:22.559
gummy, but I didn't know it
was going to like kick in. In

440
00:41:22.599 --> 00:41:30.159
the middle of the episode, I'm
catching up on the comments here, said

441
00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:37.480
She says, I have available r
TM indicator step what maybe I should just

442
00:41:38.639 --> 00:41:40.519
what am I here? Maybe it's
not for me. I don't know,

443
00:41:42.639 --> 00:41:47.119
it's it's Tyler getting it set up. I'm kind of almost like halfway there

444
00:41:47.159 --> 00:41:52.559
because I am a bachelor. Do
you guys hear that? Yeah? Everybody?

445
00:41:52.679 --> 00:42:01.159
He bad the comments a little bit. Here Molly said the weather man

446
00:42:01.239 --> 00:42:05.000
is the only job you can do
and be wrong, and I get fired.

447
00:42:05.320 --> 00:42:12.480
Absolutely. That the exactly what I've
always That's true. Uh. Next

448
00:42:12.559 --> 00:42:21.000
one, season three sixty one drifted
con episode and then Molly says she had

449
00:42:21.039 --> 00:42:28.719
some gummies, but she's too afraid
to try him. Jake says, don't

450
00:42:28.760 --> 00:42:32.000
be afraid. Don't be afraid.
It's fair comforting that's good. That's that's

451
00:42:32.039 --> 00:42:36.239
company. He's like, just try
your comforting, it'll be fit. Do

452
00:42:36.760 --> 00:42:44.079
it, It'll be fine. Yeah, science, science, science, you

453
00:42:44.199 --> 00:42:53.960
got it? Ship? Or does
that mean something different? I love this?

454
00:42:54.679 --> 00:42:58.639
I love this ship. It's amazingly. I really think I found my

455
00:42:58.760 --> 00:43:05.199
calling. Fucking pissed with my green
screen. It keeps fucking like cutting in

456
00:43:05.320 --> 00:43:07.360
and out on my nose for some
reason. I can't like, yeah,

457
00:43:08.280 --> 00:43:19.599
I got your nose. Time I
watched my fucking screen. Do that I

458
00:43:19.800 --> 00:43:23.559
touch? I touched my notes?
Oh no, oh god, oh no.

459
00:43:23.679 --> 00:43:30.800
It is the time whether they guys
here we go technics and whatnott uh

460
00:43:31.599 --> 00:43:38.280
over here over here around around Tuesday. This is harder than it fucking looks.

461
00:43:39.119 --> 00:43:43.639
Uh. From Tuesday, you're gonna
have a little bit of clouds in

462
00:43:43.719 --> 00:43:47.400
there. Uh maybe not, you
know they I don't know they might.

463
00:43:47.519 --> 00:43:59.079
But Friday over here, ship is
fucked. This is about the time I

464
00:43:59.159 --> 00:44:05.519
start making tickers the bottom like that. Thursday, we have no idea.

465
00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:10.760
The microphone is literally covering up Thursday, so it could be anything on Thursday.

466
00:44:10.800 --> 00:44:15.000
I don't even know what to expect. You're gonna want to like take

467
00:44:15.079 --> 00:44:17.760
cover on Thursday, for sure,
Wednesday, we're looking at a nice day,

468
00:44:17.880 --> 00:44:22.480
little little cloud cover. Maybe get
some fishing in as you can see.

469
00:44:22.920 --> 00:44:28.280
Saturday back here as hot as hell. Don't even go outside. Go

470
00:44:28.400 --> 00:44:31.400
get your beer right now, put
it in the fridge and just stay in.

471
00:44:31.719 --> 00:44:36.639
Don't don't go out. Sunday.
Sunday it's gonna rain. You can

472
00:44:36.719 --> 00:44:39.280
kind of see that. Yeah,
I feel I don't know, is there

473
00:44:39.280 --> 00:44:44.559
it is. Sunday is gonna rain. Luckily, it's only going to rain

474
00:44:44.679 --> 00:44:50.000
long enough to make it more humid. So there you go, guys.

475
00:44:50.079 --> 00:44:52.639
That's the weather. I hope you
guys out there enjoying it. You know

476
00:44:52.760 --> 00:44:57.559
what, even though it's months later, I still feel like that was accurate

477
00:44:57.599 --> 00:45:00.440
for this this week Thursday. They
kind of threw me for a loop there,

478
00:45:00.519 --> 00:45:05.039
But throw yourself back up or I
got something for this, Okay.

479
00:45:05.440 --> 00:45:09.079
I'm just saying, you're gonna like
charge like I didn't even have any papers.

480
00:45:09.239 --> 00:45:16.079
You gotta have papers, Yeah,
you gotta stack papers. Welcome back

481
00:45:16.159 --> 00:45:22.320
to the Kucky x Falls News.
The little things at the bottom, dude,

482
00:45:22.400 --> 00:45:28.679
is what kills me. My internet
bill got Yeah. The next one's

483
00:45:28.719 --> 00:45:32.679
my favorite. I think I can't
believe they give people like degrees for that.

484
00:45:32.840 --> 00:45:37.000
You can hear Tyler dying in the
background of this video too. It's

485
00:45:37.079 --> 00:45:45.360
fucking amazing. Today, let's do
a report here. I'm excited, Kentucky

486
00:45:45.639 --> 00:45:50.320
X. I actually have one.
You guys want to do news report?

487
00:45:50.440 --> 00:45:54.039
Right? All right? Here we
go today. This is my favorite one.

488
00:45:57.480 --> 00:46:09.599
Three handsome fellas Dow podcast Women everywhereuddenly
like all over los absolute ship because

489
00:46:09.679 --> 00:46:19.519
the whole simulation theory, I know
you guys familiar with comp it's not looking

490
00:46:19.639 --> 00:46:23.119
great for us. For those of
us that don't think the simulation theory is

491
00:46:23.159 --> 00:46:29.199
a real thing. I don't think
I was supposed to take a drink while

492
00:46:29.239 --> 00:46:34.880
on the air anyway. So here's
what happened. Check this out, can

493
00:46:34.960 --> 00:46:49.000
well Why I was I'm tripping?
What fu Bigfoot? Inside the training?

494
00:46:49.039 --> 00:46:53.320
I remember that, dude, I
was. I was fucking dying when I

495
00:46:53.440 --> 00:46:59.559
was typing that. I can literally
see Tyler on the little monitor below losing

496
00:46:59.599 --> 00:47:02.039
his app salute ship. So let's
go one more time. Why she frozy

497
00:47:05.440 --> 00:47:09.960
from I'm tripp What the fuck?
So there you have it. That's the

498
00:47:10.079 --> 00:47:17.920
news. The matrix is failing,
and the simulation theory is it's looking more

499
00:47:17.920 --> 00:47:24.079
and more grim. Every day.
So you see Tyler recovering your weather for

500
00:47:30.239 --> 00:47:34.760
you gotta just that's all you do. You just do that, come up

501
00:47:34.800 --> 00:47:49.760
with ship. This is the best
part though, right here. Maybe maybe

502
00:47:49.840 --> 00:47:53.599
so, I don't know. Let's
sit here. The papers really make it,

503
00:47:53.719 --> 00:47:57.360
it does. That's all you need. If you get some papers and

504
00:47:57.440 --> 00:48:00.840
you just start tapping them, you
can just make up anything you want and

505
00:48:01.119 --> 00:48:07.079
it's the news. You know.
What's that, Scott says Weather of the

506
00:48:07.119 --> 00:48:12.679
beer truck driver. Oh yeah,
absolutely, the simulation is. Look at

507
00:48:12.719 --> 00:48:17.639
that fellaw's picture on YouTube. I
know, look at look how he see

508
00:48:19.519 --> 00:48:23.880
his profile picture. Jesu wise like, he's he's fucking GQ chicken little.

509
00:48:23.920 --> 00:48:30.039
I love it. She wi Look
at that guy man, oh man,

510
00:48:30.760 --> 00:48:35.719
what if he's still watch him?
He might be I don't know. Sitto

511
00:48:35.760 --> 00:48:38.639
says, the simulation is real.
Maybe, dude, you know, it's

512
00:48:38.679 --> 00:48:43.039
weird. It's weird. They actually
was. When they were talking about the

513
00:48:43.119 --> 00:48:49.400
probability of different things, the simulation
theory had the highest probability. I'm like,

514
00:48:49.480 --> 00:48:52.679
how the fuck did we end up
with that? You know what I

515
00:48:52.800 --> 00:48:59.920
mean? Look at the rooster.
The rooster so he he earned that nick

516
00:49:00.119 --> 00:49:06.079
name on a job site with me. I told you the story. It's

517
00:49:06.199 --> 00:49:10.320
the Oh Scott story you could ever
have hand down. We're all standing outside,

518
00:49:12.039 --> 00:49:15.679
it's five thirty in the morning,
it's twenty two degrees outside, and

519
00:49:15.800 --> 00:49:22.719
he just goes, somebody dropped a
rooster off my house last night. That's

520
00:49:23.000 --> 00:49:28.400
that's it. So we just tried
to calling. Nobody was talking about chickens,

521
00:49:28.880 --> 00:49:30.719
nobody was talking about anything remotely close
to it. He just says,

522
00:49:30.760 --> 00:49:35.920
this is real. This is the
thing he does. Yeah, it was

523
00:49:36.000 --> 00:49:39.000
beautiful. It is I told you
about years ago. Dude. He uh

524
00:49:40.400 --> 00:49:43.960
came up to me one day and
he just goes, hey, man,

525
00:49:44.719 --> 00:49:47.760
you know them pulls the strippers dance
on. I'm like, yeah, man,

526
00:49:47.840 --> 00:49:52.639
stripper pole. Yeah. He goes
yeah, just walks away. Yeah.

527
00:49:52.840 --> 00:50:01.559
I'm standing there like I literally stood
there like I think he's mother.

528
00:50:01.679 --> 00:50:07.360
This guy's sucking with me. He
got me too, man, Like I

529
00:50:07.480 --> 00:50:09.239
admit it. I admit it right
now. He got me like I stood

530
00:50:09.239 --> 00:50:16.320
there for like, okay, what
yeah, me for a major loop there?

531
00:50:16.360 --> 00:50:22.320
What we make wat Yeah, there's
some poor bastard out there that's eating

532
00:50:22.320 --> 00:50:30.039
a salad that needs to see this
ship. Yeah, pize uh maple syrup

533
00:50:30.519 --> 00:50:35.519
I dip my pizza baking grease and
maple syrup and then I put it in

534
00:50:35.519 --> 00:50:37.280
a blender and make a smoothie out
of it. Okay, this is disgusting.

535
00:50:37.679 --> 00:50:47.920
I don't know porn man. We
we rode that. You're absolutely right

536
00:50:49.039 --> 00:50:52.960
that died in like holy is the
title? Is the title of this episode

537
00:50:53.039 --> 00:50:59.199
gonna be? And then I turned
on porn and highly prophetic statement right there

538
00:50:59.239 --> 00:51:04.679
too. Believe that the fans got
demanded. I'm just going to throw this

539
00:51:04.840 --> 00:51:10.920
out there. We got our Heiney
specs on the YouTube because of the thing

540
00:51:12.000 --> 00:51:15.360
that won't be named on here.
Car owner, Yeah, car owner,

541
00:51:15.719 --> 00:51:21.000
Sindra, Yeah, syndrome. I
feel like if we boarded the title,

542
00:51:22.679 --> 00:51:32.760
it might we might get a little
Heiney speck. Silver Streaker, Scott,

543
00:51:32.920 --> 00:51:38.639
Yeah, the silver Striker rides again. I thought, that's who that was,

544
00:51:38.760 --> 00:51:51.960
Dylan. I don't know, I
don't know what that was. That's

545
00:51:52.079 --> 00:51:54.480
uh, that's skittles talk, you
know what. What cracked me up though

546
00:51:54.480 --> 00:52:00.159
about the whole episode of uh.
And then we turned on parn was uh.

547
00:52:00.400 --> 00:52:06.519
Later when we were talking about the
corn industry, we couldn't help ourselves.

548
00:52:07.280 --> 00:52:10.519
We name that one and then we
turned on corn with an image that

549
00:52:10.719 --> 00:52:21.559
looked like Mel Gibson, like a
hot dog. We sat there for a

550
00:52:21.599 --> 00:52:24.559
minute while Tyler was showing us all
those ideas and me and Josh were fucking

551
00:52:24.760 --> 00:52:31.239
dying. He said, look at
this one like a hot dog. God,

552
00:52:31.360 --> 00:52:37.559
that one beautiful. So I don't
know if I have any favorite episodes.

553
00:52:37.920 --> 00:52:43.320
I mean, they're just they're they're
fun, they're good. I enjoyed

554
00:52:43.360 --> 00:52:45.920
the obviously the broching Gate stuff that
we did for a couple episodes. Oh

555
00:52:46.000 --> 00:52:51.559
my god, God, God,
bro Gate, you got so much Oh

556
00:52:51.760 --> 00:53:01.679
god, apology video dude in the
submarine. Yes, when he joined that

557
00:53:01.920 --> 00:53:07.239
day and he had the submarine background. Dude, Me and Josh were like,

558
00:53:08.039 --> 00:53:10.159
oh, but you know, neither
one of us is like wanting him

559
00:53:10.159 --> 00:53:15.719
to not do it right. I'm
not gonna tell him no. Yeah,

560
00:53:15.800 --> 00:53:19.960
We're like, no, We're just
gonna watch this train wreck. We got

561
00:53:20.079 --> 00:53:22.960
to see how this plays out.
Yeah. I will say that I do

562
00:53:23.119 --> 00:53:27.840
have go ahead, go ahead.
I was gonna say go ahead, Jake.

563
00:53:29.800 --> 00:53:32.840
I do have a couple of quotes
that have popped out when I've been

564
00:53:32.920 --> 00:53:39.000
listening to the show and I'll randomly
text him to Josh, and it always

565
00:53:39.079 --> 00:53:43.239
catches him off guard because he doesn't
know what I'm talking about, even though

566
00:53:43.280 --> 00:53:47.360
he said it. Hey, and
Josh's defense, Dude, we do a

567
00:53:47.440 --> 00:53:51.760
lot of episodes. We forget half
the ship, we say. He says

568
00:53:51.800 --> 00:53:57.840
that every time. But one of
the quotes was just go ahead and Kurt

569
00:53:57.920 --> 00:54:07.599
Cobaine yourself to end your set.
Whoops, whoopsie, Oh my god.

570
00:54:08.280 --> 00:54:19.400
And then yeah, oh let's see, uh there you are you looking them

571
00:54:19.480 --> 00:54:24.360
up right now? Oh the when
you were talking about uh haunted buildings and

572
00:54:24.760 --> 00:54:29.840
Bobby Matthew's being torn down, and
one of the quotes from Josh was just

573
00:54:30.039 --> 00:54:42.199
nope, fucking doors haunted. Like
that just struck so good. You're asking

574
00:54:42.280 --> 00:54:45.639
him if he can fix doors and
these, Well, you can either figure

575
00:54:45.679 --> 00:54:46.519
out how to fix it or Josh
will look at it and be like,

576
00:54:46.559 --> 00:54:54.159
nope, fucking doors haunted. Yeah. I'll tell you what. You guys

577
00:54:54.239 --> 00:54:59.440
out there that watched this show and
have supported it in all the different ways

578
00:54:59.480 --> 00:55:02.119
that you have, and you know
whatever, and hopefully you've gotten some some

579
00:55:02.239 --> 00:55:06.679
good laughs out of it. Thus
far, this ship is a blast to

580
00:55:06.800 --> 00:55:12.119
do. Like seriously, getting on
here bullshitting with your buddies about the weirdest

581
00:55:12.119 --> 00:55:15.119
ship you could you could possibly find
what was what was the one we were

582
00:55:15.159 --> 00:55:20.920
talking about one day? Where was
it somebody bought Napoleon's penis? Yep,

583
00:55:21.800 --> 00:55:24.199
and it's like a whole episode.
Yeah, yeah, you know what I

584
00:55:24.239 --> 00:55:29.159
mean. Wasn't that the advocates episode
too? No? I don't think No,

585
00:55:29.280 --> 00:55:31.519
I don't think that was the or
maybe there was. Those those shorts

586
00:55:31.559 --> 00:55:35.559
were back to back, is what
it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

587
00:55:35.599 --> 00:55:37.679
because the short that you made of
it, and because as soon as

588
00:55:37.719 --> 00:55:38.440
you said it, like you zoomed
it on me, and I'm like,

589
00:55:42.119 --> 00:55:45.880
you assumed it on my reaction to
that. Yeah, like I didn't know

590
00:55:45.960 --> 00:55:51.079
I did that. It was fucking
while. Then our measurements we started doing

591
00:55:51.159 --> 00:55:55.280
the whole canoe thing. That's twenty
three news long. It's only a matter

592
00:55:55.320 --> 00:56:00.039
of time before. Yeah, it's
a matter of time before something new shows

593
00:56:00.119 --> 00:56:06.039
up for us to measure with.
You notice that, like we only measure

594
00:56:06.079 --> 00:56:08.039
with something for so long, and
then a new thing comes along and then

595
00:56:08.079 --> 00:56:12.000
we measure with it for a while, and then you know, Americans will

596
00:56:12.000 --> 00:56:15.880
measure with anything but the metric system. Yeah yeah, funk that coming to

597
00:56:16.199 --> 00:56:22.280
Wales and say that to me,
come with him to football fields and say

598
00:56:22.280 --> 00:56:25.920
that to our face. I fucking
love it, man. But yeah,

599
00:56:25.960 --> 00:56:30.760
the brotion Gate stuff, Oh my
god, that was so much fun.

600
00:56:31.280 --> 00:56:37.440
Your apology video, Oh my god, that was really heart felt. I

601
00:56:37.559 --> 00:56:43.199
thought that through man, like I
felt, we owed the internet and apology.

602
00:56:43.800 --> 00:56:52.360
You know, Oh, look at
Dylan. Are you reporting from time

603
00:56:57.280 --> 00:57:04.639
I started a company on lookcation?
Yeah? That's ah. This is the

604
00:57:04.679 --> 00:57:12.480
one where he literally put here,
that's awful, similar to the this you

605
00:57:12.519 --> 00:57:15.199
know, the subway, you know. I don't know if we should even

606
00:57:15.239 --> 00:57:20.679
talk should we even talk about that? I mean, I'm just saying mine

607
00:57:20.679 --> 00:57:30.280
has a coffee maker about that.
I think an apology is an apology of

608
00:57:30.360 --> 00:57:37.719
swords is probably in order here,
So to the music. I forgot about

609
00:57:37.719 --> 00:57:50.599
the fucking music I need, Ladies
and gentlemen. Last week on the actually

610
00:57:50.679 --> 00:57:54.960
yeah, last week, the Monday
and Thursday episode, we said some things

611
00:57:55.000 --> 00:57:58.280
and we did some things that we
may or may not be proud of.

612
00:57:59.400 --> 00:58:02.159
And sorry, I'm having trouble just
looking you in the eye right now because

613
00:58:02.199 --> 00:58:09.119
I'm very ashamed. I'd like to
give it an apology of sorts, an

614
00:58:09.159 --> 00:58:16.800
explanation. Maybe. I think what
happened is I think we dove too far,

615
00:58:19.920 --> 00:58:29.199
and that the pressure got to us. You know sometimes when you know,

616
00:58:29.840 --> 00:58:32.400
when you cut corners and you know
and you're just like you're not playing

617
00:58:32.440 --> 00:58:38.000
it safe, you know, sometimes
you make you make titanic mistakes, you

618
00:58:38.079 --> 00:58:45.559
know, and we are crushed by
the reaction of the fans for the things

619
00:58:45.599 --> 00:58:53.159
that, you know, we said. I hope that this apology isn't subpar,

620
00:58:53.440 --> 00:58:57.960
you know, I hope it's I
hope it's enough. You know,

621
00:58:58.679 --> 00:59:02.920
we're going to continue on from here. We're gonna keep going, you know,

622
00:59:05.000 --> 00:59:07.920
no matter how deep it is.
We're just gonna keep going, you

623
00:59:08.000 --> 00:59:14.280
know. But we're gonna we're gonna
do better. We're gonna do better on

624
00:59:14.440 --> 00:59:22.199
behalf of myself and the fellas here. You know, we apologize and all

625
00:59:22.320 --> 00:59:25.000
I mean, all we can do
is we we just uh, we just

626
00:59:25.079 --> 00:59:28.840
got to stand by the Ocean Gate
community here, you know, That's all

627
00:59:28.880 --> 00:59:34.559
we can do, and we just
gotta build better or do better podcast.

628
00:59:37.320 --> 00:59:47.639
So we're really sorry the sincere look
yeah damn it, talk about that,

629
00:59:47.719 --> 00:59:52.800
guys, Like, yeah, I
just I really felt it when it was

630
00:59:52.840 --> 00:59:58.760
happening, Like I was like outside
of myself watching myself apologize for our sins

631
00:59:59.280 --> 01:00:02.280
sincere and uh yeah, just you
know, I felt great. I mean

632
01:00:02.360 --> 01:00:10.440
I felt terrible, No, dude. Uh the comments that the private messages

633
01:00:10.599 --> 01:00:15.559
from the folks out on Spotify that
were pissed at us for doing those episodes,

634
01:00:15.719 --> 01:00:20.920
I know that they were chastising us, but I couldn't stop fucking dying

635
01:00:21.039 --> 01:00:24.239
laughing when I was reading. I
didn't know you were getting private messages.

636
01:00:25.000 --> 01:00:29.599
One person said, uh, we
it was like a follow up episode or

637
01:00:29.639 --> 01:00:34.199
something. She said something like,
uh, that was a tragedy. Y'all

638
01:00:34.199 --> 01:00:37.079
are horrible for making fun of it. And I was like, you're not

639
01:00:37.280 --> 01:00:42.519
wrong, No, not at all, You're not wrong. I don't know

640
01:00:42.559 --> 01:00:46.159
what else to say. You're right, you know that. Sorry, And

641
01:00:46.280 --> 01:00:49.559
it was a lot of those on
that, you know, like on that

642
01:00:49.760 --> 01:00:52.280
par like it was, you know, you guys should be ashamed of yourself

643
01:00:52.360 --> 01:00:57.320
and you're terrible disgraces and you know, super handsome. Though I'm pretty sure

644
01:00:57.360 --> 01:01:00.360
they said that in there somewhere,
but that was like, yeah, that

645
01:01:00.480 --> 01:01:02.920
was definitely it, or something about
us being crazy handsome in there. I

646
01:01:04.159 --> 01:01:07.119
don't remember exactly how it was worded, but you know, yeah, but

647
01:01:07.320 --> 01:01:10.599
yeah, they weren't wrong. I
mean, but come on, that's the

648
01:01:10.719 --> 01:01:14.519
nature of our show. I mean, ship, ship, terrible ship happens,

649
01:01:15.039 --> 01:01:20.119
and we find a way to make
fun of it. Oh, Gallow's

650
01:01:20.199 --> 01:01:25.239
humor exists for a reason. Yeah
yeah, yeah, so I've always like

651
01:01:25.800 --> 01:01:30.679
I've said that, but like in
the episodes, like, yeah, it

652
01:01:30.840 --> 01:01:35.000
was a tragedy. We didn't want
these people to die. But if I

653
01:01:35.119 --> 01:01:40.199
stand in the middle of traffic and
I get hit, how you like that?

654
01:01:40.440 --> 01:01:45.400
There? It was expected of that, Like that was the dumb war

655
01:01:45.519 --> 01:01:53.239
about it. Yeah, ship,
we lost Denny. Denny, let me

656
01:01:53.440 --> 01:02:01.000
let me do my call. Ha
ha, Okay, I guess you can't

657
01:02:01.039 --> 01:02:12.360
hear us. Dang it, that's
weird the wrong tab Okay, I guess

658
01:02:12.440 --> 01:02:17.360
we sit here in silence, a
moment of silence for Denny's and silent rememberance.

659
01:02:21.159 --> 01:02:24.159
At least he went out, good. Yeah, we're supposed to be

660
01:02:24.199 --> 01:02:34.599
in silence. Yeah, shut up, all right, that's enough. Oh

661
01:02:35.159 --> 01:02:39.800
sorry, I wonder what happened to
me that I don't know. At least

662
01:02:42.920 --> 01:02:51.320
Skittles thinks Denny's a cat. I
love that. We totally just like went

663
01:02:52.159 --> 01:02:58.920
dumb found it. I have a
stunt Denny. We have a stunt Tyler

664
01:02:59.239 --> 01:03:02.960
at a stunt job. We don't
have a stunt Denny. No oh no,

665
01:03:05.760 --> 01:03:12.719
oh no oh no, I love
that. We're like really like,

666
01:03:13.400 --> 01:03:15.920
did he's gone? No, We're
like I just heard him. What do

667
01:03:16.000 --> 01:03:21.840
we do? Oh? It's cameras
down, Denny? Are you there?

668
01:03:22.159 --> 01:03:28.280
No, his camera would be still
up like it would just show his actions.

669
01:03:28.400 --> 01:03:32.960
Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm
back, Sorry about that. You

670
01:03:34.000 --> 01:03:37.559
guys don't even want to know what
happened there. Yeah, we do.

671
01:03:38.679 --> 01:03:43.519
I went to myself and stop my
camera for a second so I could run

672
01:03:43.559 --> 01:03:47.719
in there and take this real quick. Okay, right now, that's what

673
01:03:47.840 --> 01:03:51.840
That's how it went down. Now, what happened was is when I got

674
01:03:51.960 --> 01:03:55.760
up super fast because I've been holding
it for a minute, I knocked my

675
01:03:55.960 --> 01:04:00.480
microphone off my table, but I
had it is so bad? What is

676
01:04:00.639 --> 01:04:08.239
happening? Oh my god, I
don't know what has happened? Tyler about

677
01:04:08.280 --> 01:04:14.239
Who's Oh my god? Continue?
Sorry, I was just playing around.

678
01:04:14.639 --> 01:04:16.559
I had to go so bad.
I couldn't turn around to save my microphone.

679
01:04:16.559 --> 01:04:19.000
I had to run. You ever
been like right there on the cusp?

680
01:04:20.719 --> 01:04:24.320
Yeah, either got to run or
I'm going to piss myself. And

681
01:04:24.400 --> 01:04:27.079
that's where I was at guys.
I apologize, apologize to you guys to

682
01:04:27.159 --> 01:04:33.679
watch it out there. I shouldn't
have shouldn't have happened. So it was

683
01:04:33.760 --> 01:04:43.599
I went ahead because I dawned on
me. So uh, Tyler showed the

684
01:04:43.760 --> 01:04:46.239
uh show the Yeah that one right
there, that coming right there made me

685
01:04:46.360 --> 01:04:50.440
realize we didn't have a stunt you, so I had to add one to

686
01:04:50.480 --> 01:04:58.880
the brand. Oh nice, I
mean, honestly identical. It's a pain

687
01:04:58.960 --> 01:05:01.159
in the ass when you're out about
and you just get mistaken for for brand

688
01:05:01.239 --> 01:05:08.920
Pitt all the time. It's a
Jacobs someone to us too. He's actually

689
01:05:08.960 --> 01:05:15.039
doing stunts though. YEAHNT daddy,
what is this? This is a tragedy.

690
01:05:15.159 --> 01:05:21.960
It's amazing. I had to feed
your goldfish. Yeah. That was

691
01:05:23.079 --> 01:05:25.800
just used to be our code whenever
we were playing video games with a buddy

692
01:05:25.840 --> 01:05:34.519
of ours and he was yourself out
of his ball. He's not wrong,

693
01:05:35.320 --> 01:05:45.599
that's great. Oh it's buddy,
It's amazing. But you know what though,

694
01:05:45.719 --> 01:05:51.519
man, uh, it happens.
You know sometimes sometimes when you only

695
01:05:51.599 --> 01:05:55.639
had like one glass appear and you
just have to be real bad. Don't

696
01:05:55.679 --> 01:05:59.159
know why. When you gotta go, you gotta go. Mm hmm.

697
01:05:59.679 --> 01:06:03.679
Yeah, it happens. That's what
happened. But when you had to go

698
01:06:03.960 --> 01:06:10.440
the that's why the lawyer died in
Jurassic Park. Yeah, it's true.

699
01:06:10.800 --> 01:06:15.880
He left the children and then might
you know I might have to give you

700
01:06:15.079 --> 01:06:18.280
the guys the Google Eye monster here
myself. I'm gonna have to go get

701
01:06:18.320 --> 01:06:25.599
a refilling at that time. I'm
fucking sick. I'm sorry. Yeah,

702
01:06:26.559 --> 01:06:30.039
that's what my voice sounds, what
it does. Yeah, and it's uh,

703
01:06:30.880 --> 01:06:32.679
it sucks, It sucks, And
I'm sitting here like I don't want

704
01:06:32.679 --> 01:06:34.920
to, Like I could feel it
building up where I need to blow my

705
01:06:34.960 --> 01:06:38.719
nose and I'm not going I want
to do it on the show. So

706
01:06:39.320 --> 01:06:45.800
yeah, here is the Google ad
Monster. And then there was I'll be

707
01:06:45.920 --> 01:06:49.800
right. We're the children in right
now. I shall return. I promise.

708
01:06:58.840 --> 01:07:12.119
I can't forget. Let's high file
you put you put it in your

709
01:07:12.159 --> 01:07:18.119
pocket. Oh my god, dude, we're we are the two kids in

710
01:07:18.159 --> 01:07:21.800
the in the jeep. So it's
a matter of time before the t Rex

711
01:07:21.920 --> 01:07:27.280
comes out and starts trying to eat. Just because we're not on screen doesn't

712
01:07:27.320 --> 01:07:33.400
mean we can't see you. Oh
I thought we were alive. That's fucking

713
01:07:33.480 --> 01:07:39.559
great. Sorry, I had to
go to refill. All right, Scales,

714
01:07:39.599 --> 01:07:41.760
am I sending you an invite to
this? Or what you join us?

715
01:07:44.440 --> 01:07:51.840
H? Well, what other episodes
you was? What's good? Was

716
01:07:51.880 --> 01:07:57.400
it? Was it good? Ors? Oh? Man? I was looking

717
01:07:57.480 --> 01:08:02.559
at one. Uh. I like
the what if Bigfoot was a moron?

718
01:08:04.360 --> 01:08:12.880
I feel like that was pretty reasonable. Yeah, he's just like everybody thinks

719
01:08:12.920 --> 01:08:16.920
that he's a very intelligent creature,
but he's just he's a Skittles. He's

720
01:08:17.079 --> 01:08:26.039
just fumbles through life and he he
just gets away with things. Yeah,

721
01:08:30.960 --> 01:08:34.119
Or I like the one that was
in the previous season, what if Bigfoot

722
01:08:34.239 --> 01:08:41.560
was an asshole? He does all
these things just to screw with people.

723
01:08:42.359 --> 01:08:46.119
I seriously thought that that one was
gonna get like a much bigger reaction to

724
01:08:46.239 --> 01:08:51.439
it, but it didn't. Yeah, it was like what if, I

725
01:08:51.479 --> 01:08:56.640
mean, what if, dude,
what if Bigfoot was an asshole? Yeah?

726
01:08:58.960 --> 01:09:00.800
I got Skittles joined in with us. He's gonna jump jump in here

727
01:09:00.840 --> 01:09:09.039
with us? A bullshit? No
nice? So we should see him pop

728
01:09:09.119 --> 01:09:12.399
in here in a minute. Anybody, anybody on here who wants to jump

729
01:09:12.439 --> 01:09:15.359
in with us, you can absolutely
jump in with us. Let me know

730
01:09:15.479 --> 01:09:17.479
in the chat and I will send
you an invite right now. So while

731
01:09:17.600 --> 01:09:21.319
that's happening, I have a question. Does it feel like this year for

732
01:09:21.439 --> 01:09:27.920
the show has gone really fast?
Oh? You know you know that.

733
01:09:28.079 --> 01:09:30.239
I mean, it's the old thing, man, time flies when you're having

734
01:09:30.319 --> 01:09:35.640
fun. Yeah. I think the
times when it feels like it's going slow

735
01:09:35.800 --> 01:09:42.720
is when we are like, dude, what do we have to talk about?

736
01:09:44.840 --> 01:09:47.560
You know what I mean, sir. There's moments where because we give

737
01:09:47.640 --> 01:09:51.279
a shit, like we care if
the show is good or not. Right,

738
01:09:51.640 --> 01:09:57.319
So sometimes we literally don't have anything
to talk about. And that's when

739
01:09:57.359 --> 01:10:00.159
I think we all, all three
of us get this like fu man,

740
01:10:00.279 --> 01:10:01.960
you know, like we don't want
to just but then we just start bullshitting

741
01:10:02.000 --> 01:10:08.039
and hit record and it usually ends
up being all right. Yeah, honestly,

742
01:10:08.199 --> 01:10:11.279
some of those are my favorite some
of our best episodes. Yeah,

743
01:10:11.359 --> 01:10:14.960
some of those are the best,
I think. Yeah, I sent it

744
01:10:15.000 --> 01:10:17.840
to you, Skittles. I love
how, I love how Tyler's is the

745
01:10:17.920 --> 01:10:24.079
only one that has like a professional
thing where he turns his camera off where

746
01:10:24.119 --> 01:10:30.439
the rest of us difficulties goofballs.
We need to figure out a way to

747
01:10:30.720 --> 01:10:35.760
uh do it where it looks identical
like you're still sitting there. Yes,

748
01:10:35.880 --> 01:10:40.399
you just hit it, and it's
like you got to look really interested too,

749
01:10:40.520 --> 01:10:47.680
like, yeah, got his and
now it's this, Yeah, I've

750
01:10:47.720 --> 01:10:56.159
got to You can have as many
as you want, right, but personally,

751
01:10:56.720 --> 01:11:00.119
it doesn't get better than that for
me. Sharks in your water,

752
01:11:01.319 --> 01:11:05.479
our shark. Y'all know me.
You know how I'll make a living.

753
01:11:08.680 --> 01:11:11.279
Now, Hey, okay, there's
a conspiracy about that. Do you know

754
01:11:11.399 --> 01:11:15.640
that? Did you have you read
about that? I'm not okay. Conspiracy

755
01:11:15.800 --> 01:11:19.079
is he knew the shark was already
out there and he let it happen.

756
01:11:21.319 --> 01:11:25.439
Really that they would have to hire
him, so he would kill the shark.

757
01:11:28.119 --> 01:11:30.680
What do you think of that?
I'd like to see the evidence for

758
01:11:30.800 --> 01:11:35.039
it. But well, I mean
when they when he first comes into the

759
01:11:35.119 --> 01:11:40.319
movie, he's he's kind of shady. I'm just saying. I mean,

760
01:11:41.279 --> 01:11:45.239
you gotta know his backstory too,
though, is you know his whole crew

761
01:11:45.319 --> 01:11:48.760
got eaten by sharks when the Indianapolis
went down, So is he gonna let

762
01:11:48.880 --> 01:11:53.880
other people just get eaten? I
don't know that is true? Yeah,

763
01:11:54.000 --> 01:11:58.199
good point, because when I first
read that theory, I'm like, oh

764
01:11:59.680 --> 01:12:05.560
yeah, his speech is heartfelt.
Gal and the galley you know, mm

765
01:12:05.640 --> 01:12:16.239
hmm it really Yeah, I was
shocked. I love that movie. Man.

766
01:12:19.880 --> 01:12:25.880
Yeah, Man, Jaws is one
of those where most of the time

767
01:12:25.920 --> 01:12:30.039
when I see it, it's like
playing on a channel or something. The

768
01:12:30.199 --> 01:12:33.000
only reason I won't watch it is
because I know that I'm going to be

769
01:12:33.079 --> 01:12:38.319
sitting there for however. Yeah,
like, I'm not going anywhere. If

770
01:12:38.319 --> 01:12:43.680
it's on I'm watching jobs. It's
just has to happen. The same with

771
01:12:44.199 --> 01:12:47.920
the Thing. Yeah, okay,
yeah, I gotta watch it if it's

772
01:12:47.960 --> 01:12:53.760
on the original Yes, well,
I still I like the other one too,

773
01:12:54.039 --> 01:12:58.760
like I like them both. But
yeah, it's hard to beat that

774
01:12:58.840 --> 01:13:02.359
original thing. Man, that is
a good movie. There's the train.

775
01:13:02.520 --> 01:13:13.880
He's moving slow. Yeah, I
sent it to you in Discord Skittles where

776
01:13:13.880 --> 01:13:20.720
you're at. There he is slacking
ass, big dummy. Oh there he

777
01:13:20.920 --> 01:13:27.039
is, So you're gonna put him
right in the middle. All right?

778
01:13:27.560 --> 01:13:32.399
Hello? And what that man?
What's up? I'm just sitting on the

779
01:13:32.439 --> 01:13:42.600
couch waiting for Tyler and had to
kiss. Yeah, we can a little

780
01:13:42.680 --> 01:13:45.399
kiss on the Skittles head. Well, Pat, how you doing, buddy?

781
01:13:47.279 --> 01:13:50.279
Oh? Having fun here? Having
a having a cold and you're drinking

782
01:13:50.319 --> 01:14:01.600
a cold on no getting back,
getting rid of them. That's awesome.

783
01:14:02.000 --> 01:14:05.039
I'm only having a couple, just
one, right, Yeah, I was

784
01:14:05.079 --> 01:14:11.319
looking at you said, watching my
figure, trying to watch my figure,

785
01:14:11.399 --> 01:14:16.720
you know that, right doing the
I was doing the same thing Denny was

786
01:14:16.760 --> 01:14:19.640
saying. I was doing the waltz, going up the steps, trying to

787
01:14:19.680 --> 01:14:24.760
get to take a piss. Hey, we gotta, we gotta. We're

788
01:14:24.760 --> 01:14:28.880
setting a record here for our season
finale. This is the first time ever

789
01:14:29.199 --> 01:14:33.640
we've not only had one reoccurring guest, but two. Oh yeah, oh

790
01:14:33.720 --> 01:14:38.119
yeah, you know what skints?
I think I was on my season one

791
01:14:39.720 --> 01:14:44.079
was you season? I think you
know because we did it on here.

792
01:14:44.479 --> 01:14:46.520
We did it on either discorder.
Here, it was even to either two

793
01:14:46.600 --> 01:14:50.079
or three. If it was if
it was if it was stream Yard,

794
01:14:50.119 --> 01:14:55.520
it was three then because we switched
to that at the end of two. Yeah,