SEASON 3 Final -Pt 1 of 3 - SEE YOU IN FEBUARY for SEASON 4!!!!!!

1:11 Yeah, I read that all right. I gotta say that's a dirty breakdown in that intro than what happened? What happened? What happened? There we are, it's that time of year again. Apparently we're having trouble streaming to kick? Are we? What the hell is kid? Yeah? What is kick? I don't know what that is? Probably like I don't know what a year ago? I'm looking on the second we get kicked from kicked? Yeah, we got kicked from kick? It says up here, we're having trouble streaming to your destination? Is it possible to stream? Was ended or deleted destination? This can also occur if the RTMP you server streamers key is incorrect. You know, yeah, I think we just get rid of that guy. We're moving kick. I don't know what that is? Sorry kick, Sorry kick? Sorry, Kick? I don't know what you are.

2:15 Man. That's where all the viewers were. Some guy that's on kick and he's like, ship, I waited all day on kick for this. Yeah, well he wouldn't have known that we deleted it because we weren't even streaming there whereverwhere else though? Well, welcome back to your Kentucky X files. Final episode of season three. Finally we made it. We made it.

2:57 We did it. We fucking did it. We did it. We started, we started this season episode one, and here we are with the Worth the Live, the Final Final Live. It doesn't feel like it should be a Lifetime yet. Yeah, really it's weird. Did it go fast for you guys? Did you say lifetime? I don't think they would stream our on Lifetime? Oh my bed, No, No, we're definitely not getting on on Lifetime. Interesting plot twist. We found Tyler too, that's you know, he was missing. I got stuck in a dryer. That's definitely on a different Chance website too. You're gonna have to that one. That's not on Live Lifetime either. Just look up step Tyler and you'll you'll find it. Wait a minute, I think I think you're in my friend to step Tyler. I thought it was still Texas Tyler and I've never been to Texas. You were for Yeah, you you're literally Steph Tyler. I don't know. I don't remember when I changed that, but it's been he was Texas Tyler for the longest time. I don't even remember. Why was it?

4:24 What was that whole joke? I have no clue. I stopped understanding your shenanigans a long time ago. Yeah that's fair. Damn man, I've got him as I've got him as Tyler Booboo Stewart saved my phone as I would hold it up, but I would show his phone number. We can't have all the ladies just yeah, I got ahead of swat away. Yeah, ladies, calm yourselves. And he's Captain blonde Beard of mina phone.

5:09 Oh that's right, yeah, yeah, oh I just couldn't. What was I before? I remember you had you had one for me before. We used to be silver too for the longest time for each other. Yeah, I remember that. If you if anybody out there is played Rainbow six Siege, we're silver two's. We were super we were super proud of that. We got to like silver two rank and we like changed our names to silver too, and we only referred to each other as silver too. What's up? Silver too much? So too? Yeah? Yeah, that was It was fun, fun times, fun times. But here we are, man, we did it. We made it another year down, another another season in the bag. You know, it's a fun. Jake McDonald says, we are live. We are live. You're with it, and I'm going to repeat this multiple tubes. Yeah. Yeah, if you want to jump on here literally right now with us, and you got your phone, yeah, I'll give address right now, you meet him there there, there we go. I will send you a link and you can jump in here and bullshit with us if you want to. It'll be a lot of fun.

6:30 No questions are off limits, especially if they're about Tyler's private life. Everything will be answered. Oh god, I'm painting myself on a corner on that one. I should have said something. Yeah, anything you want to know, details I have. I've got a whole file I put together so I can answer quickly and accurately. Had he probably has a lot of diary injuries about me? Did Yeah, we found tie Are you guys. Are you guys able to see the comments right there? Yes? Yes, yeah, yeah. It seems like they're coming into real time too. That's nice.

7:15 Yeah. Yeah, we found him. Skittles. We found him scantles grow a mustache. Yeah, it didn't work on that bus. We found him alive and well rested. It was yes, skin looked clear. Do you want to you want to tell him? Why do you do you want to tell him? Why we couldn't get a hold of you. Well, I feel like everybody, uh, everybody get to like put two and two together. I fell asleep. It was a long day of work, and I don't know. I just bought a new phone and I put it on do not disturb. I guess I just had enough of people and my yep.

8:01 Yeah, I just I love that. It's like he not only that, it was then you have like a phone conversation with somebody from Verizon trying to get your phone figured out, and then you like get it to myself. Yeah, I'm yelling at the guy. I'm like, what's wrong? I just bought his fucking food. You gave me a piece of ship. You suck. I'm going to come to that store beat the ship out of you. The poor guy was like, where are you yelling at me? Hey? Ernie from across the pond made it all right. Ernie a bit worse for wear, but I'll definitely stick around. Nice. We need to get Ernie into the live with us at some point. If we keep aggravating aggravating him, I think eventually he'll join us. It sounds like right now might be a good time be interesting. I love the bullshit with that guy, and he's been he's been sticking with the show for for god mom and months now, and for life of me. I don't know what he sees in it, right, right, I mean, you know, let's let's put in perspective. He's from somewhere in England, right, I believes somewhere.

9:13 Yeah, I apologize, Ornie. I know that it's over there somewhere. I just can't remember exactly. He's across the pot. I'm too shy. I love your accents. We use everything except except them. About twenty three thousand whales away from him. Hey, there's that Dave guy. I fucking love that guy. You guys know that Dave guy. We know that Dave guy. I love that guy. You ever looked at him, You ever stared at him, stared at her. I'm telling, oh god, we should make him get in there too, right, Dave should get with Oh god, do you see his fucking air grew out too? He looked fucking depperus fuck last night. I'm just saying, did you see it? I noticed it. I didn't want to put him on the spot, but I'm like, oh that guy, good looking dude, that's awesome. Fuck.

10:18 Yeah, I didn't know we could go live on Facebook. That's uh, that's funny. Yeah, we're We're on Facebook and YouTube and I guess we have a Twitch channel and we had a kick I don't know what that is, but we had one. But apparently it gave up the ghost. Oh well, like I said, I learned today that we could go live on Instagram. I don't know, sabody out there, did you ever watch stuff on Instagram? I don't. I don't even have Instagram anymore. I need to get everybody goes live on Instagram. That's like the north Like, it's more for like the mobile lives. Okay, Like like we're walking around, Yeah, we're walking around, like, Yo, what's up? I'm at the party where you at? Yeah? I don't know why it went that way. I just assume the kids. I bought every second of it.

11:11 Yeah, because I'm getting into that age where I'm like, I don't want to hear it. You're not getting into any age. Should I be here? Yeah? You should? You should definitely be here. You want to be in here with us? Do you want to jump on the live? You say the word, I'll send you a link right now skittles. Oh he's on Twitter. You look at him. I'm just saying like he's I don't know how many people are actually listening, because there's nothing telling me how many people are here. Left hand corner the little eyeball that says five see where he says live the live and it says the minutes. How long we been running? Oh okay over over here giant monitor, So yeah, it's way probably there's eight. We've got eight. It's probably. So he's like in every chat, right, but for anybody that's watching, like, we're getting live comments from Facebook, YouTube, and Twitch all at the same time, so you know, oh yeah, he might be answering something. I'm watching on YouTube on my other monitor and Facebook on my phone because I can't see the other chats. So oh you can't see him. No, you click on the right at the screen you click comments. You can't see him.

12:41 Uh yeah, top right right where you see where it might not be because he's he might not be able to see that. It's still it sucks. Oh no, there's cat from out there. I got it. Hell yeah, if you guys, you haven't listened to four told fire, Yeah, I got it. Checked him out it's awesome, hilarious. I can watch our stream through Jake's glasses. It's like live sception. Yeah, yeah, it's nice. Just saying Jake, don't like, uh, don't tab out into anything bad. Don't worry Tyler, I won't. Oh, I just I'm kind of jealous. It was wireless. The fact that he can just kind of meander around in his garage, that's pretty cool. I like to he can like get up and just like walk off. Oh he's got wireless. I need to get a wireless We need to be wireless, guys.

13:58 Yeah, we definitely need to be wireless. Wireless. I'm sending out uh invites to the live as we speak to folks that requested me to remind them, so hopefully they didn't forget and they're like, well, are you fucking sending me this? You know what I mean? The wireless boom. Mic He says skills. We don't need to be wireless, we just need somebody carrying the boom. Mic I was just about to say that we're going to have to hire somebody to Okay, we're at three different spots, so we actually had to call it, like hire three different people, Like hey, dude, you're about to hit me with the boom. Mic, I'm about to stock your peg, right. I like, dude, you don't pay us anything? Yeah, you want to make less? Yeah, that is on the way. This is not a union. We've got a violent volunteers guy. Damn. I mean you think the hours the pay is terrible.

15:03 There's like literally no benefits. What it is? You know? Our four one k plan is fucking awful. Let me tell you that right now. We don't even know, like we were like, we didn't even know we needed four hundred and one of them. Our medical plan, our our vision our vision plan is just me just looking at your eyeball with a light. You're good. Just he's over throwing love. Oh yeah he is, man Villa. Dylan's fucking amazing. Have you ever had a Dylan Foreman hug? Yeah? Being wrapped in a like warm, like one of those heated blankets, dude, like you feel like you immediately feel safe. It's yeah, yeah, you feel like a baby bird. And he could vomit food into your mouth and you're just like ah, and he's like and you're just getting nourishment and vitamins and minerals that you just didn't have before. I see, Yeah, we lost of you were that. I knew that was going on, but I knew it. Get back here. I love that we've been talking for sixteen minutes and somebody's going to jump in here. I thought they posted to talk about cryptids and shit. They haven't talked about that at

16:37 all. We kind of talked shit about cryptids a lot lately. I mean, yeah, yeah, you know. But being fair though, it's like you kind of got to supply us with material. You know, we can only look at so many fucking pictures of bushes with circles around them. Yeah, eventually you lose us. Yeah, you want to be like the UFO guys. You notice this though, the fucking UFO guys they lead with the evidence that they got. Huh. They come in to be fair. The US are like, chick out this video and it's like you'll see something crazy on it and it's like, yeah, dude, I thought that that's fucking crazy. I think it might be a UFO. There's no red circle, no, so yeah, I don't know. You know, I don't think you're very popular on the It's just like you don't really have to put like that's another Dylan, And let me tell you this. Dylan right here has a dude. He has a mullet made out of stainless steel. That's incredible.

17:52 I'm like dead serious too. It's the same stuff that's Josh's beard's made out of. Pretty damn close. There's alloys and Josh's beard that that in his beard that aren't aren't classified by science. Yeah. I actually think it's a little like it has uh traces of uranium in it too. But he's he's a previous to it. Now, I gotta we have a Dylan fight going on in the chat here? Oh man, who break them up? Especially the bouncer boom guy use the power of the non existent mustache. Yeah, I don't know. Do you guys feel gypped? Is that? Like?

18:33 Should we should we have been down here talking about some mysteries of the universe instead of just drinking beer talking shit? Or this is pretty? This is perfect. I feel like it's perfect, Like it feels good. Yeah, well this is the campfire though, that's true. Yeah that's the case. Okay, you cannot tell me you've not had You're sitting around a campfire with your buddies and doing what we're doing. Right now. So times when you get a little drunk, you start talking a little weird stuff. That's the whole point there. I don't know why I got high pitched for their Yeah, I noticed it. I wasn't gonna point it out, but you kind of. Dylan Foreman said, Tyler is a mystery of the universe.

19:22 He's one of God's prototypes. Yeah, Molly, Molly, how are you? Oh my God from the past. Oh yeah, she pops in and and she chimes in on videos here and there and kind of keeps in touch. She's really supported the show for a long time. Man, you know what, she's season one or two. Yeah, cheers. I'm gonna have to read. I was right about to say, you're getting low there. I think you need to tell your wife that you need to invest in a beer tap right next to the right, next to the to your computer. Like, is that that's a good investment? It doesn't lose its value?

20:07 Can you get Honey Brown in the keg? No, I've been trying. I've tried. Yeah. It's good to see you too, Molly. We're happy here. Man. Thanks for stopping in this. How long you've been around with us? Season one or two? It's a while. I want to say season one. Man, I didn't remember seeing her comments all the time. No, yeah, yeah yeah. She chimes in skittle says, oh lord, it's just one drink, right, yeah, it's just one, just the one season one, Season one. Man, you're gonna be with us for season four? Yeah? Yeah, you're coming to season four.

20:48 I never know what you're I understand if you don't want to, like we need supervision, it's probably because these guys that you're not going to come back for season four. Yeah. Notice on the bus you set up a bit right, Hey you know what? Fuck you, Tyler, I understand. Yeah, I'll be here as long as you guys. All right, Hell yeah, man, what's this? Hello? Sorry for bothering. You want to offer promotion? Oh good god, Mohammed, calm down. Let there get let's get some in here. He wants our credit card information.

21:38 Let me go get my wallet. Yeah, gets your wallet. Let me know you probably is gonna need our social Security number. Yes, I got that too. I think I have something here with my bank account information on it for him, so we can we can get this going. You know, seems like a legitimate dude. Absolutely, what's he oh he's on Twitch. I shouldn't know. I should have known. I should have known. Yeah, that's awesome. Now, guys, I'm I'm happy to see. Wow, Like, how many of you guys popped in? It's really cool. I know several people have messaged me saying that they were excited for this, and you know that they were happy to see that the show is still going, you know, and hey, so I've got the chat, but I don't see how many people are watching? How many are on now?

22:29 Fourteen? Yeah, it's down to fourteen. It was up to eighteen there per a minute. Oh what wow? Four good though? He Yeah, man, I'm happy anybody that wants to hang out with us. Yeah, we got a heart drinking. It may have been fourteen. It might have been like two. We lost another one. Two hundred and twenty two people are watching, guys, or I'm seeing trip. Oh yeah, fourteen hands a big ass forehead. Hey that's a five head, buddy, more not foreman? More? How did you highlight that it said when you hum over them, you can hit show. Oh my god, I didn't know you.

23:30 It's amazing and I'm so happy that that was the first comment we figured out how to do that. Hey, it's not a forehead, it's a five head. It's because I have a brain bigger than yours. Oh my god, that hurt. Let's highlight this one, man, because look look at this. How do you do it? You just shown I thought wrong about you. You're a solid guy. What, guys, I even would the bed for you, Dylan, It's amazing. What was all this love for me before? When I was missing on the reminder video? And you guys just shit it on me right now? Fuck? Hey, Molly's got your back though, Bob. Yeah, I look at that a five head.

24:37 A five head is better than a six head. And I've seen one of those yikes on bikes, yikes on bikes, haven't. I haven't heard that one. That's a new one for me. Yikes on Yeah, I've never heard of one either, Tyler, There's a reason I wear a ball cap, So don't feel bad. What is this? We see James Stewart in the chat? Who's this is that? Dearald? Dad? Is that dadd you in here? Talk so much? Ship? Didn't he? Yeah, I'm gonna have a heart attack when he starts typing the I really hope he doesn't say anything, please don't please do well. I I'm just saying, like, okay, Dad, you don't have to talk ship in Chad, but if you do, we accept you right now. Like I got all kinds of ship, I'm gonna say, yeah, well that's one beer down, I only have one. I love the fact that that mug made a thud. She's giving me another beer, holy ship, thank you, honey, that we could find a hat to fit Tyler's bigg I think Dylan

26:07 Morris is trolling you to get a rise out of you, Tie. I think I might be the case. I think it's what he's doing. The thing is, Dylan is the more Tyler drinks that need, the less he's going to give a ship, right, thank you. Let's not show any brands we're not sponsored. Been asking for a damn sponsor for gonna be I mean three seasons now, still nothing. Yeah, but to be fair, we've been asking for sponsors from literally every beer we drink. Yeah, that is, we tried to get fair. We asked out loud for garage beers.

26:53 Be fair, honey, brown as Rolling Rock. Look at that beer out that's amazing. Oh my god, Oh is getting in on. Oh my god, dude, I almost launched beer into my monitor. You guys, beer sponsor? You want me to write a letter? Yes, m absolutely, thank you, Molly. Maybe they'll listen to you, because they seem to just put us on ignore Bristol. Hello, Hey, what's going on? I'm glad you're here. Hell yeah, there's something insightful information happening on this live right now. I'm just wondering why. I'm I really feel like, did I offench you guys in any way? I'm just wondering this at all because it just seems like the stream started indn't I. Ernie says, have you guys had English Ale? Or is it too warm for you?

28:07 Never had it? But it's bad manners to say no to a beer when offered. I can't really say I don't know that. I don't know that the would bother me. I mean I've had you know, I've had before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've had masks before a warm beer. I don't maybe I don't know. It's kind of a I don't know if he's talking about actual beer temperature or if he's talking about the alcohol content. Because if he's talking about the alcohol content to a couple of weeks. Did you give him an I P A or I pas glass of my mead? Yeah, this is the horn of my meat is it's it's that his meat that he makes is. I mean it will send you. There was a night let's reminisce. Let's take a trip down memory relayed for a second.

29:00 Here, God and I wish we had the little chime thing. I think we do. Hang on, hang on, we got this, uh of course that there's one of these. Is this one that's not it? That's definitely maybe it's this one that's not it. That's like we're that might work. That's okay, okay, memory lane, take a trip down memory lane for a second. There was a night where me and ty and Josh got together. Man, we turned on the camera, we we set up the recording. We we cracked a few beers and we started bullshitting and was it. Yeah, that's the reason why we started to drink. It was my birthday episode. Feels like you're trying to seduce me. Yeah, the secret of our success man soundtrack from Tyler Wincident. It's buddy. So anyway, we start drinking beers and I brought some what was it country boys?

30:07 I think over. Oh my god, all right, take it easy, fabio, easy there, putting the music back on for him. How sorry I was trying to seduce him. I think I gave my hold on. Okay, let's see what happens here this. I just gotta see how this plays out. Damn, dude, look at it. He's like, he's like, hey, your pulls clean. That's so. Anyway, we start taking these country boy beers and stuff, and then Josh breaks out some more beers. We start drinking those, and then Josh goes, you know, what's a great idea, we should drink some of my meat I make.

30:52 By that time we bring that's always a wine bottle out, so let's let's be let's be honest about this. I didn't bring a wine bottle out like I usually do. Yeah, brought a fucking gallon out, and we made sure the bottle was empty so I could put more in it later. Yeah, dude, it was record time before. We were fucking hugging, laughing our asses off, and then at some point Josh went to take a piss. It just like never returned. Then Tyler panicked because Josh went to take a piss and never came back. So then me and Tyler were the like, we were like, on this mission, We're going to rescue Josh.

31:37 Do dog man got him? We gotta getting back. We stop far from it field. It was not too far from it, because I went out there and I was like, whow, I got a little wobbly here. I fell asleep on a stump, literally like sitting there sleeping, and We're like, we're in pitch dark, dude, We're walking out there like we don't drunk because I'm I'm drunk. I sleep so Josh and I hear them. Finally I hear him, and I'm like, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm okay. Oh my god. I just remember the Tyler took me home and the next day, I when I went to leave, Uh, I think I know I told you this, Josh. Uh.

32:22 I know Tyler might know this one too. But there were footsteps of me walking into the like towards the camper, and it literally looked like I was dancing a fucking waltz. Yeah mud, So I'm like, dude, oh my god, how fucked up was I? It was? I had not been that messed up in a while, so it was it was pretty. That was a good night though. It was fun. The next day though, I went to edit the episode and it started listening to it once it got into the like I was sitting there listening to it, like, oh no, I have no sign of intelligence life. I'm so glad you just didn't put on auto edit and roll with it. You know. I had my suspicions because I was like, just to how I felt waking up.

33:27 I'm like, dude, I don't know. Do you still have the b roll from that? I think I still have it? Please talked about putting it on the Patreon, So if we do, I think we should at least edit it a bit. You know, there's a lot of like messed up ship that you can almost understand us saying like it. There's like it almost is comprehensible. Is nothing else? Yeah, if nothing else, I need that file, I guess. Since we are reminiscing, okay, let's go down memory lane and talk about what was your guys' favorite episodes so far this season. Let's go on. I want to put I don't want to put you on. If you're anny, If you're ready, let's go with you. I have too many I have to, like, I'm gonna have to like look through it and try to pick out which one I really liked. There were several that I really like, do you okay when we just when we just went off the rails and we started doing that ship, that was my absolute favorite. And what I I kept telling Danny, it's like all you gotta do to be a weatherman, You just gotta tell temperatures

34:58 and stack pit like, just keep stacking the papers. What episode was that, man, Maybe we could get a clip going. Uh, there's at least a real or a short of it. Dude. The Legend of Frank Dglue might have been one of my favorites. That's a good one. Sometimes sometimes I go on these fucking tangents where my imagination gets away from me. It's rare, rarely ever happens. But when it does, it's bad. It's okay, I guess I'm not. I can't say it was my favorite episode. I'm highlighting that one from Dylan. Yeah, I know, yeah, I saw that one. Yeah, but when Tyler goes on a space travel oh my god, oh my god, dude, Yes, the gummy that ship was great and in the end, dude opting to just leave it in the episode. I was fucking crying laughing when I was editing that one, because there was a there was a thing where I was like, man, maybe I should edit this out. But when Tyler is literally like, hey, guys, I didn't know we were recording day and I just ate a gummy and dude when you when you look at him on the on the screen and he is at some point we thought that he is camera froze like,

36:30 and then the I'm sorry, guys, I can't do this. It was so funny. I know, I can finally clip on that one. I'm trying to fill in the short where you were the weather man and I can't find it. I don't remember what we made a short of it, though, did you? I don't know. I don't remember the short. Tyler made a bunch, but I was I was huge lazy pa to ship and uploading them. That's you know what I mean. He made a bunch of them and he sent them to me, and I still, for some reason, just forgot episode episode forty eight. Forty Yeah, yeah, all right, and then let's h episode sixty one has the thumbnail I made, which I'm really proud of. Which one episode sixty one had the thumbnail I made the one and only thumbnail I made for the show. I'm gonna share share screen real quick. Okay, he was feeling it really cloud of you couldn't see through. It just goes right into all their fresh leans. Oh god, it's like, well, who are you going to complain to on that one? Yeah? All that, you know, but he that it

38:00 was like mother nature, you know what. Yes, you can see it. Look at all the emotion draining from his face. He is checking out. He's melting. Dude, I was so pale to look at me. I'm like as an apple right now. Probably yeah, I'm sure they were, but it's you know, they should know. They were scheduled way too early. Oh you know, one second, go ahead and do it, haircubs. Oh here it is. I feel like you guys are going to have to do this without me. Yes, that is I was. I was a little up. I was a little frustrated that I was like, oh, we're doing it tomorrow. The back is killing me. I just went in bed and I feel a little nauseous just sitting here, and I feel like I'm going to make it bad for you guys. I feel like an asshole. You're fine, man, I mean if I just feel yeah, man, I don't want to miss this thing that I'm in this with you guys, and I feel oh god, oh god, I mean right now, I'm not a drug and the paranoia are Are you stoned? Right?

39:36 Like really bad? I'm so stoned and it is bad? Oh god? Like how stoned? Would you say you are? I'm more stone than a concrete mug. Okay, let me ask you a question. Okay, if you were super stoned right now, yeah, and you were podcasting, yeah, and it was in the episode, would you be like, whoa, what do you mean like with you like like later to watch it, and you'd be like, oh my god, dude, I was so high during that. Hey, let's cause us for a second. Let's follow up on that. Would it be funny though, like, would you laugh?

40:22 Here we are here, we are coming around full circle and you're watching it now, Tyler, is it weird to see it? And did you mean another gummy? No? Look here we are full circle. It's it's yeah, it's funny. It's fucking it's pretty funny because I don't know like my reaction to it, like especially trying to answer your questions. Dude. My mind was racing like a motherfucker. I was like, oh God, what am I doing here? It was so fucking because I remember, like I kept like glancing down at you and going, what the fuck is going on?

41:15 All Right? I knew he was well, we knew he'd hit a gummy, but I didn't know it was going to like kick in. In the middle of the episode, I'm catching up on the comments here, said She says, I have available r TM indicator step what maybe I should just what am I here? Maybe it's not for me. I don't know, it's it's Tyler getting it set up. I'm kind of almost like halfway there because I am a bachelor. Do you guys hear that? Yeah? Everybody? He bad the comments a little bit. Here Molly said the weather man is the only job you can do and be wrong, and I get fired.

42:05 Absolutely. That the exactly what I've always That's true. Uh. Next one, season three sixty one drifted con episode and then Molly says she had some gummies, but she's too afraid to try him. Jake says, don't be afraid. Don't be afraid. It's fair comforting that's good. That's that's company. He's like, just try your comforting, it'll be fit. Do it, It'll be fine. Yeah, science, science, science, you got it? Ship? Or does that mean something different? I love this?

42:54 I love this ship. It's amazingly. I really think I found my calling. Fucking pissed with my green screen. It keeps fucking like cutting in and out on my nose for some reason. I can't like, yeah, I got your nose. Time I watched my fucking screen. Do that I touch? I touched my notes? Oh no, oh god, oh no. It is the time whether they guys here we go technics and whatnott uh over here over here around around Tuesday. This is harder than it fucking looks.

43:39 Uh. From Tuesday, you're gonna have a little bit of clouds in there. Uh maybe not, you know they I don't know they might. But Friday over here, ship is fucked. This is about the time I start making tickers the bottom like that. Thursday, we have no idea. The microphone is literally covering up Thursday, so it could be anything on Thursday. I don't even know what to expect. You're gonna want to like take cover on Thursday, for sure, Wednesday, we're looking at a nice day, little little cloud cover. Maybe get some fishing in as you can see.

44:22 Saturday back here as hot as hell. Don't even go outside. Go get your beer right now, put it in the fridge and just stay in. Don't don't go out. Sunday. Sunday it's gonna rain. You can kind of see that. Yeah, I feel I don't know, is there it is. Sunday is gonna rain. Luckily, it's only going to rain long enough to make it more humid. So there you go, guys. That's the weather. I hope you guys out there enjoying it. You know what, even though it's months later, I still feel like that was accurate for this this week Thursday. They kind of threw me for a loop there, But throw yourself back up or I got something for this, Okay.

45:05 I'm just saying, you're gonna like charge like I didn't even have any papers. You gotta have papers, Yeah, you gotta stack papers. Welcome back to the Kucky x Falls News. The little things at the bottom, dude, is what kills me. My internet bill got Yeah. The next one's my favorite. I think I can't believe they give people like degrees for that. You can hear Tyler dying in the background of this video too. It's fucking amazing. Today, let's do a report here. I'm excited, Kentucky X. I actually have one. You guys want to do news report?

45:50 Right? All right? Here we go today. This is my favorite one. Three handsome fellas Dow podcast Women everywhereuddenly like all over los absolute ship because the whole simulation theory, I know you guys familiar with comp it's not looking great for us. For those of us that don't think the simulation theory is a real thing. I don't think I was supposed to take a drink while on the air anyway. So here's what happened. Check this out, can well Why I was I'm tripping? What fu Bigfoot? Inside the training?

46:49 I remember that, dude, I was. I was fucking dying when I was typing that. I can literally see Tyler on the little monitor below losing his app salute ship. So let's go one more time. Why she frozy from I'm tripp What the fuck? So there you have it. That's the news. The matrix is failing, and the simulation theory is it's looking more and more grim. Every day. So you see Tyler recovering your weather for you gotta just that's all you do. You just do that, come up with ship. This is the best part though, right here. Maybe maybe so, I don't know. Let's sit here. The papers really make it, it does. That's all you need. If you get some papers and you just start tapping them, you can just make up anything you want and it's the news. You know. What's that, Scott says Weather of the beer truck driver. Oh yeah, absolutely, the simulation is. Look at that fellaw's picture on YouTube. I know, look at look how he see

48:19 his profile picture. Jesu wise like, he's he's fucking GQ chicken little. I love it. She wi Look at that guy man, oh man, what if he's still watch him? He might be I don't know. Sitto says, the simulation is real. Maybe, dude, you know, it's weird. It's weird. They actually was. When they were talking about the probability of different things, the simulation theory had the highest probability. I'm like, how the fuck did we end up with that? You know what I mean? Look at the rooster. The rooster so he he earned that nick name on a job site with me. I told you the story. It's the Oh Scott story you could ever have hand down. We're all standing outside, it's five thirty in the morning, it's twenty two degrees outside, and he just goes, somebody dropped a rooster off my house last night. That's that's it. So we just tried to calling. Nobody was talking about chickens, nobody was talking about anything remotely close to it. He just says, this is real. This is the thing he does. Yeah, it was beautiful. It is I told you about years ago. Dude. He uh came up to me one day and he just goes, hey, man, you know them pulls the strippers dance on. I'm like, yeah, man, stripper pole. Yeah. He goes yeah, just walks away. Yeah.

49:52 I'm standing there like I literally stood there like I think he's mother. This guy's sucking with me. He got me too, man, Like I admit it. I admit it right now. He got me like I stood there for like, okay, what yeah, me for a major loop there? What we make wat Yeah, there's some poor bastard out there that's eating a salad that needs to see this ship. Yeah, pize uh maple syrup I dip my pizza baking grease and maple syrup and then I put it in a blender and make a smoothie out of it. Okay, this is disgusting.

50:37 I don't know porn man. We we rode that. You're absolutely right that died in like holy is the title? Is the title of this episode gonna be? And then I turned on porn and highly prophetic statement right there too. Believe that the fans got demanded. I'm just going to throw this out there. We got our Heiney specs on the YouTube because of the thing that won't be named on here. Car owner, Yeah, car owner, Sindra, Yeah, syndrome. I feel like if we boarded the title, it might we might get a little Heiney speck. Silver Streaker, Scott, Yeah, the silver Striker rides again. I thought, that's who that was, Dylan. I don't know, I don't know what that was. That's uh, that's skittles talk, you know what. What cracked me up though about the whole episode of uh. And then we turned on parn was uh.

52:00 Later when we were talking about the corn industry, we couldn't help ourselves. We name that one and then we turned on corn with an image that looked like Mel Gibson, like a hot dog. We sat there for a minute while Tyler was showing us all those ideas and me and Josh were fucking dying. He said, look at this one like a hot dog. God, that one beautiful. So I don't know if I have any favorite episodes. I mean, they're just they're they're fun, they're good. I enjoyed the obviously the broching Gate stuff that we did for a couple episodes. Oh my god, God, God, bro Gate, you got so much Oh god, apology video dude in the submarine. Yes, when he joined that day and he had the submarine background. Dude, Me and Josh were like, oh, but you know, neither one of us is like wanting him to not do it right. I'm not gonna tell him no. Yeah, We're like, no, We're just gonna watch this train wreck. We got to see how this plays out. Yeah. I will say that I do have go ahead, go ahead. I was gonna say go ahead, Jake.

53:29 I do have a couple of quotes that have popped out when I've been listening to the show and I'll randomly text him to Josh, and it always catches him off guard because he doesn't know what I'm talking about, even though he said it. Hey, and Josh's defense, Dude, we do a lot of episodes. We forget half the ship, we say. He says that every time. But one of the quotes was just go ahead and Kurt Cobaine yourself to end your set. Whoops, whoopsie, Oh my god. And then yeah, oh let's see, uh there you are you looking them up right now? Oh the when you were talking about uh haunted buildings and Bobby Matthew's being torn down, and one of the quotes from Josh was just nope, fucking doors haunted. Like that just struck so good. You're asking him if he can fix doors and these, Well, you can either figure out how to fix it or Josh will look at it and be like, nope, fucking doors haunted. Yeah. I'll tell you what. You guys out there that watched this show and have supported it in all the different ways that you have, and you know whatever, and hopefully you've gotten some some

55:02 good laughs out of it. Thus far, this ship is a blast to do. Like seriously, getting on here bullshitting with your buddies about the weirdest ship you could you could possibly find what was what was the one we were talking about one day? Where was it somebody bought Napoleon's penis? Yep, and it's like a whole episode. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Wasn't that the advocates episode too? No? I don't think No, I don't think that was the or maybe there was. Those those shorts were back to back, is what it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because the short that you made of it, and because as soon as you said it, like you zoomed it on me, and I'm like, you assumed it on my reaction to that. Yeah, like I didn't know I did that. It was fucking while. Then our measurements we started doing the whole canoe thing. That's twenty three news long. It's only a matter of time before. Yeah, it's a matter of time before something new shows up for us to measure with. You notice that, like we only measure with something for so long, and then a new thing comes along and then we measure with it for a while, and then you know, Americans will measure with anything but the metric system. Yeah yeah, funk that coming to Wales and say that to me, come with him to football fields and say that to our face. I fucking love it, man. But yeah, the brotion Gate stuff, Oh my god, that was so much fun.

56:31 Your apology video, Oh my god, that was really heart felt. I thought that through man, like I felt, we owed the internet and apology. You know, Oh, look at Dylan. Are you reporting from time I started a company on lookcation? Yeah? That's ah. This is the one where he literally put here, that's awful, similar to the this you know, the subway, you know. I don't know if we should even talk should we even talk about that? I mean, I'm just saying mine has a coffee maker about that. I think an apology is an apology of swords is probably in order here, So to the music. I forgot about the fucking music I need, Ladies and gentlemen. Last week on the actually yeah, last week, the Monday and Thursday episode, we said some things and we did some things that we may or may not be proud of.

57:59 And sorry, I'm having trouble just looking you in the eye right now because I'm very ashamed. I'd like to give it an apology of sorts, an explanation. Maybe. I think what happened is I think we dove too far, and that the pressure got to us. You know sometimes when you know, when you cut corners and you know and you're just like you're not playing it safe, you know, sometimes you make you make titanic mistakes, you know, and we are crushed by the reaction of the fans for the things that, you know, we said. I hope that this apology isn't subpar, you know, I hope it's I hope it's enough. You know, we're going to continue on from here. We're gonna keep going, you know, no matter how deep it is. We're just gonna keep going, you know. But we're gonna we're gonna do better. We're gonna do better on behalf of myself and the fellas here. You know, we apologize and all I mean, all we can do is we we just uh, we just got to stand by the Ocean Gate community here, you know, That's all we can do, and we just gotta build better or do better podcast.

59:37 So we're really sorry the sincere look yeah damn it, talk about that, guys, Like, yeah, I just I really felt it when it was happening, Like I was like outside of myself watching myself apologize for our sins sincere and uh yeah, just you know, I felt great. I mean I felt terrible, No, dude. Uh the comments that the private messages from the folks out on Spotify that were pissed at us for doing those episodes, I know that they were chastising us, but I couldn't stop fucking dying laughing when I was reading. I didn't know you were getting private messages.

1:00:25 One person said, uh, we it was like a follow up episode or something. She said something like, uh, that was a tragedy. Y'all are horrible for making fun of it. And I was like, you're not wrong, No, not at all, You're not wrong. I don't know what else to say. You're right, you know that. Sorry, And it was a lot of those on that, you know, like on that par like it was, you know, you guys should be ashamed of yourself and you're terrible disgraces and you know, super handsome. Though I'm pretty sure they said that in there somewhere, but that was like, yeah, that was definitely it, or something about us being crazy handsome in there. I don't remember exactly how it was worded, but you know, yeah, but yeah, they weren't wrong. I mean, but come on, that's the nature of our show. I mean, ship, ship, terrible ship happens, and we find a way to make fun of it. Oh, Gallow's humor exists for a reason. Yeah yeah, yeah, so I've always like I've said that, but like in the episodes, like, yeah, it was a tragedy. We didn't want these people to die. But if I stand in the middle of traffic and I get hit, how you like that?

1:01:40 There? It was expected of that, Like that was the dumb war about it. Yeah, ship, we lost Denny. Denny, let me let me do my call. Ha ha, Okay, I guess you can't hear us. Dang it, that's weird the wrong tab Okay, I guess we sit here in silence, a moment of silence for Denny's and silent rememberance.

1:02:21 At least he went out, good. Yeah, we're supposed to be in silence. Yeah, shut up, all right, that's enough. Oh sorry, I wonder what happened to me that I don't know. At least Skittles thinks Denny's a cat. I love that. We totally just like went dumb found it. I have a stunt Denny. We have a stunt Tyler at a stunt job. We don't have a stunt Denny. No oh no, oh no oh no, I love that. We're like really like, did he's gone? No, We're like I just heard him. What do we do? Oh? It's cameras down, Denny? Are you there?

1:03:22 No, his camera would be still up like it would just show his actions. Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm back, Sorry about that. You guys don't even want to know what happened there. Yeah, we do. I went to myself and stop my camera for a second so I could run in there and take this real quick. Okay, right now, that's what That's how it went down. Now, what happened was is when I got up super fast because I've been holding it for a minute, I knocked my microphone off my table, but I had it is so bad? What is happening? Oh my god, I don't know what has happened? Tyler about Who's Oh my god? Continue? Sorry, I was just playing around.

1:04:14 I had to go so bad. I couldn't turn around to save my microphone. I had to run. You ever been like right there on the cusp? Yeah, either got to run or I'm going to piss myself. And that's where I was at guys. I apologize, apologize to you guys to watch it out there. I shouldn't have shouldn't have happened. So it was I went ahead because I dawned on me. So uh, Tyler showed the uh show the Yeah that one right there, that coming right there made me realize we didn't have a stunt you, so I had to add one to the brand. Oh nice, I mean, honestly identical. It's a pain in the ass when you're out about and you just get mistaken for for brand Pitt all the time. It's a Jacobs someone to us too. He's actually doing stunts though. YEAHNT daddy, what is this? This is a tragedy.

1:05:15 It's amazing. I had to feed your goldfish. Yeah. That was just used to be our code whenever we were playing video games with a buddy of ours and he was yourself out of his ball. He's not wrong, that's great. Oh it's buddy, It's amazing. But you know what though, man, uh, it happens. You know sometimes sometimes when you only had like one glass appear and you just have to be real bad. Don't know why. When you gotta go, you gotta go. Mm hmm.

1:05:59 Yeah, it happens. That's what happened. But when you had to go the that's why the lawyer died in Jurassic Park. Yeah, it's true. He left the children and then might you know I might have to give you the guys the Google Eye monster here myself. I'm gonna have to go get a refilling at that time. I'm fucking sick. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's what my voice sounds, what it does. Yeah, and it's uh, it sucks, It sucks, And I'm sitting here like I don't want to, Like I could feel it building up where I need to blow my nose and I'm not going I want to do it on the show. So yeah, here is the Google ad Monster. And then there was I'll be right. We're the children in right now. I shall return. I promise.

1:06:58 I can't forget. Let's high file you put you put it in your pocket. Oh my god, dude, we're we are the two kids in the in the jeep. So it's a matter of time before the t Rex comes out and starts trying to eat. Just because we're not on screen doesn't mean we can't see you. Oh I thought we were alive. That's fucking great. Sorry, I had to go to refill. All right, Scales, am I sending you an invite to this? Or what you join us?

1:07:44 H? Well, what other episodes you was? What's good? Was it? Was it good? Ors? Oh? Man? I was looking at one. Uh. I like the what if Bigfoot was a moron? I feel like that was pretty reasonable. Yeah, he's just like everybody thinks that he's a very intelligent creature, but he's just he's a Skittles. He's just fumbles through life and he he just gets away with things. Yeah, Or I like the one that was in the previous season, what if Bigfoot was an asshole? He does all these things just to screw with people.

1:08:42 I seriously thought that that one was gonna get like a much bigger reaction to it, but it didn't. Yeah, it was like what if, I mean, what if, dude, what if Bigfoot was an asshole? Yeah? I got Skittles joined in with us. He's gonna jump jump in here with us? A bullshit? No nice? So we should see him pop in here in a minute. Anybody, anybody on here who wants to jump in with us, you can absolutely jump in with us. Let me know in the chat and I will send you an invite right now. So while that's happening, I have a question. Does it feel like this year for the show has gone really fast? Oh? You know you know that.

1:09:28 I mean, it's the old thing, man, time flies when you're having fun. Yeah. I think the times when it feels like it's going slow is when we are like, dude, what do we have to talk about? You know what I mean, sir. There's moments where because we give a shit, like we care if the show is good or not. Right, So sometimes we literally don't have anything to talk about. And that's when I think we all, all three of us get this like fu man, you know, like we don't want to just but then we just start bullshitting and hit record and it usually ends up being all right. Yeah, honestly, some of those are my favorite some of our best episodes. Yeah, some of those are the best, I think. Yeah, I sent it to you, Skittles. I love how, I love how Tyler's is the only one that has like a professional thing where he turns his camera off where the rest of us difficulties goofballs. We need to figure out a way to uh do it where it looks identical like you're still sitting there. Yes, you just hit it, and it's like you got to look really interested too, like, yeah, got his and now it's this, Yeah, I've got to You can have as many as you want, right, but personally, it doesn't get better than that for me. Sharks in your water,

1:11:01 our shark. Y'all know me. You know how I'll make a living. Now, Hey, okay, there's a conspiracy about that. Do you know that? Did you have you read about that? I'm not okay. Conspiracy is he knew the shark was already out there and he let it happen. Really that they would have to hire him, so he would kill the shark. What do you think of that? I'd like to see the evidence for it. But well, I mean when they when he first comes into the movie, he's he's kind of shady. I'm just saying. I mean, you gotta know his backstory too, though, is you know his whole crew got eaten by sharks when the Indianapolis went down, So is he gonna let other people just get eaten? I don't know that is true? Yeah, good point, because when I first read that theory, I'm like, oh yeah, his speech is heartfelt. Gal and the galley you know, mm hmm it really Yeah, I was shocked. I love that movie. Man.

1:12:19 Yeah, Man, Jaws is one of those where most of the time when I see it, it's like playing on a channel or something. The only reason I won't watch it is because I know that I'm going to be sitting there for however. Yeah, like, I'm not going anywhere. If it's on I'm watching jobs. It's just has to happen. The same with the Thing. Yeah, okay, yeah, I gotta watch it if it's on the original Yes, well, I still I like the other one too, like I like them both. But yeah, it's hard to beat that original thing. Man, that is a good movie. There's the train.

1:13:02 He's moving slow. Yeah, I sent it to you in Discord Skittles where you're at. There he is slacking ass, big dummy. Oh there he is, So you're gonna put him right in the middle. All right? Hello? And what that man? What's up? I'm just sitting on the couch waiting for Tyler and had to kiss. Yeah, we can a little kiss on the Skittles head. Well, Pat, how you doing, buddy?

1:13:47 Oh? Having fun here? Having a having a cold and you're drinking a cold on no getting back, getting rid of them. That's awesome. I'm only having a couple, just one, right, Yeah, I was looking at you said, watching my figure, trying to watch my figure, you know that, right doing the I was doing the same thing Denny was saying. I was doing the waltz, going up the steps, trying to get to take a piss. Hey, we gotta, we gotta. We're setting a record here for our season finale. This is the first time ever we've not only had one reoccurring guest, but two. Oh yeah, oh yeah, you know what skints? I think I was on my season one was you season? I think you know because we did it on here.

1:14:44 We did it on either discorder. Here, it was even to either two or three. If it was if it was if it was stream Yard, it was three then because we switched to that at the end of two. Yeah,