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0:45 Stroller. Mm hmm. I normally we normally have a little banter before I say it, But okay, we'll come back, guys to your Kentucky X files. Ah. I like the chaos. I'm enjoying this, the speed run. Yeah, I love like gods so quiet. What's up, guys fucking us? Sort of? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, I mean no, but yes, I'm looking for something hilarious. We got we were threatened again. We were threatened by a group of elite hackers again. Yeah.

1:47 Okay, I'm trying to find it out. I was trying to get it prepared, but we're like in a full sprint, so it's gonna take a second. I've seen Yeah, I don't know if few the Is it the Facebook messenger? No, that's that. It's actually in our email. Oh, it's in our email. Yeah. They want to step for all, They want to step further. They they knew they couldn't get us on Facebook, so they went to our email. Right. I was gonna say, they've been they've been hitting our Facebook messenger quite a bit recently. Yeah, And I always just get the biggest laugh out of that ship because it'll be like from a person, you know, yeah, with very strange names, and it'll say in the messages that it's from Facebook. Yeah. I think that shit's hilarious. I like the email. The emails that come through that are like, it's like in the email address, it'll be like Facebook mail security or something dot com. You're like, come on, man, come on guys. Yeah, yeah, you can do better. So anyway, this one says, uh. This email starts out with I love I love fan email too. It says, Hello, you are big. You're in big trouble. Don't panic. Just listen to me, because there's a way out. Thank you, God bless you. I like this. I like

3:21 that they start out by telling us we're in trouble, but they have a solution. Yeah, you are now on the radar of an international group of hackers and such things never end. Well, oh, because we're gonna get through this. Oh, I'm sure you've heard of anonymous. Well compared to us, there are a bunch of schoolboys. You're a quiet boy. You coulda he coulda did that one. I think that would actually like hit better. We're a worldwide network, several thousand professionals, each with their own role. Someone someone hacks corporate, government networks, someone hacks UH intelligence agency on delicate tasks, and then someone me deals with people like you, like poor bastard. Yeah, what kind of people like me? That's the question you're asking yourself right now. That's to get out of my head, right, Yeah, he's all I got. It says people who like to watch controversial pornography. What that's what it says. I'm telling you, Uh, it says UH. In order to leave you without any doubts, I'll explain how I found out. Uh. Two months ago, my colleagues and I installed spywear software on your computer and then gained access to all your devices. It

4:57 was easy. I think you already understand that we wouldn't write to any normal person who watches regular This is great, this is fantastic. So after accessing your after accessing your phone and computer cameras, we recorded you in extreme controversial positions. There's upclose footage of you and a little square on the right with the video. I don't know, I don't know what they say. It's like, I like the enthusiasm, but at least like put sentence structure together. You know. However, as I said earlier, there's always a way out. Even the most degraded center like, you deserves leniency. Thank you, we appreciate it. Here's your salvation. You must transfer thirteen and seventy dollars in bitcoing to this group to currency wallet. That's the one that I had that text message. That's the same one. That's the same people.

6:08 Are they it's the same script, it's the same No, No, it's the same organization, right, yeah, because they said they hacked my phone and said they got me doing things or something like the compromising positions. Okay, is it tasteful? Quest here is that we have forty eight hours to meet the demands. You didn't check the email that was That was on Saturday the fourth, So if if the hacker guy is watching this, I want to apologize to you for that going to the junk folder and yeah, that's uh, you know what man, that's said. That's not me. I want to take responsibility for that one. How much is thirteen hundred and bitcoin?

7:02 Now it's happened like a half of it. They're like, unless it's because the last time I saw it was at thirty five. I think it probably dropped down to like twenty something. Yeah, this is at thirteen hundred dollars. So this is even like it it's even a complete bitcoin. Yeah, it's not a complete diffraction of a bitcoin. I'll find out that it is funny though, No I got I got a real kick out of that when I first saw it. Yeah, I was gonna say, thirteen hundred dollars in bitcoin is eighty three thousand dollars boom. Yeah that's uh, yeah, that's not gonna happen there. But release the videos. The only thing you're gonna do is beat us to it. I just don't get it, like hellics things like stupid, like they're expecting somebody like me sending these messages to like me, like like people that literally couldn't even have, like fathom having that much money just despare to do Like that's what I'm saying. It's like, well, I guess if you just keep throwing it throwing it out there, eventually somebody's gonna be like I did do that. I should pay

8:33 them me. I have no shame even if they did, no shame. Let reply hopefully I can hopefully the video, like I can like transfer it to OnlyFans and maybe make some more money off of it. That's the only thing that could happen, like optima gonna really right, right, Because here's the thing, like feel the same way. I feel the same So like that's the thing is like, where the hell are you going to release it? Like, so, say, if it's a screen record of what you were watching in your face in the corner, the only people that are going to see that are the same people who watch whatever you were watching. Yeah, it sounds like you can actually you know what I mean, You're not gonna post that show on YouTube. You're not gonna post that show on well the channel if it's yeah, it's controversial, you know. Yeah, it's not like they con send it to like, uh, like the New York Times or something like, I mean nothing to anybody, So it's not why would they like any kind of news outlet, Like if I was in like politics or an actor or something like that, then yeah, I could see that. Nobody got your hurts, you know, no one gives it might actually like gain us some traction, all right, People will be like, who the hell of these guys? And why am I supposed to care?

10:03 You might be right, o J agrees, Yeah, yeah, I'm getting people back for all the o J memes that I've had to look at for the last couple of weeks. Yeah, that's all I'm doing. I decided to like every type. Something's the bummerj you know, if it's awesome. I haven't been hammered with the OJ stuff. I couldn't like look at anything without seeing you O J MEI And I'm like, oh Jesus, look, guys, I'm gonna put it the rest here. The glove didn't fit.

10:48 Say what you will? Yeah, right, the glove. The glove didn't fit. What can I say? I mean, there's nothing else that left Tuesday? I guess, you know, right, yeah, if I if I like, you know, hey, hey, put this glove on, this bloody glove that I found outside of your door that literally has J g embroidered on the glove, return to in your address, you know. And I'm like, Josh, I'm pretty sure you murdered Tyler. You try this glove on, and he goes, what can I do? Glove didn't fit?

11:31 Glove didn't fit. What would you say? The other night that who was we was talking about the you know, the the book. What that was the title of the book, Like, wasn't it something like if if I did it this is how I would have done it, something like that. You look at it. I gotta look this up. Okay, if I did it? What was that, right, dude? It's literally says yeah, Confessions of a Killer. What that is crazy? That is fucking crazy. It's fucking absurd. Wow, dude. Yeah, he said that he was offered six hundred thousand dollars so to help write that book, but then he later he denied it. He's like, nah, man, that's crazy. Nineteen eighty four too, that's been crazy. How long ago?

12:52 I remember watching that shit on TV and being like, you know that fucking glass bullshit. He's baking at that clubs. You know, well we was in what elementary school? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, because I can I can remember. I can remember them these damn allergies. I can remember them playing it on the on the TVs. They would wheel into the room and we will watch that ship live and in hindsight, in hindsight, man, that's kind of messed up to think about it. I realized it was current events, but I mean, why would you put a murder case on live for a classroom full of children. They were preparing us, they were getting us ready, they were like you watch this. This is how you get out of a murder. If you're ever in the people wonder why our generation is so desensitized. You know, that's true, that's true. I wish I could. I wish I could. I wish I could say it ain't true, but god damn it is. It's fucking true. We are.

14:16 We're just desensitized. We're cynical, we're uh yeah, we're the product of our of our time, you know, just like everybody is. I guess. Yeah, so, Tyler, I wanted to bring this up to you. We didn't get sacrificed during this during the eclipse. What now, Well, well, we don't know. There's like these organizations like maybe just because we didn't get sacrificed doesn't mean somebody else didn't get sacrificed. There's a lot of weird people out there, a lot of weird people, a lot of weird people. Yeah. I mean, okay, Well, I mean I guess if you're out there and you've been sacrificing people to the eclipse because you're write in and let us, that'd be great. Just remember, yeah, the club doesn't fit, the sacrifice doesn't fit. Yeah, So man, the eclipse though. That was pretty fun, was it, did you see? Yeah? People were taking uh their glasses and putting them on Facebook marketplace for like two million dollars one thousand dollars. Yeah, slightly used.

15:50 This is this is this is fucking history and it's best like it. It's only slightly used or something like that. I think a lot of them did it just for a joke. But like, dude, after one person did it, a thousand other people did it. So that's funny, right. They were just hoping some retard It's amazing. It was funnier to me because I was thinking it at the same time he said it, Okay, that's I think. Never want right there. Do you think that they're going to know that there was an edit just now? Probably because I am I want to cut it right before you say something. So they were just hoping some fool would purchase the glass. You know what I did witness for the first time, this this eclipse, though I've never seen it before, was I was I was out in the barn working on my little John Deere, and I was I was sitting there and it's you know, it's it's happening, and I'm like this is this is cool? You know, like this is

17:22 this is neat And I've never seen all of the animals react before, or I just never paid attention, I guess. But all of her goats, she's get this, the little mini goats, dude, every single one of them. It starts getting dark and they're all like like they literally like go all like and then you know, it only lasts a few minutes and the sun starts coming back out and then they're like, okay, well anyway, but to go back to eating and shitting. I was like, that's pretty that was pretty interesting. I've never never seen that before. I've never seen the animals like actually react to it say anything like that before, or like I said, I never paid attention. I wanted to because I was at my house when it happened, and I started seeing people come out of their houses start looking up when it started to get really dark, I just wanted to just burst out of my house start screaming, we're all gonna die, go up and check for glasses. Nice. How funny would that have been?

18:37 Like get like a vest. Yeah, I'm walking out like you're uh, you're observing with no eye protection. So I'm gonna have to find you. That's actually funny that you say that. They said Google saw a recent spike in searches on my eyes hurt right after the eclipse went went by. Yeah, it's like, don't look at the sun, you know. Yeah, right, even if yeah, even if there's eclipse, dude, what if? What if? That's what saved everybody? Like what do you mean?

19:27 They were getting ready to do a bunch of solar eclipse uh sacrifices, and then they were like this is pretty deep, oh god, and then got away. Yeah, dodged a bullet. Yeah, education be damned. You want to you want to grow up and do what you want. You look at that eclipse, You look at the sud. You stare at the sun. You guys ever have this one? Like if you look up, you know and this it's real, a real bright day. Like all I said, you have to sneeze? Do you forget that? Like? Use that if I feel a sneeze coming on. That won't happen. Is I'll get one of those little glances up towards the sun, not at the sun.

20:15 But yeah, you know, and it usually makes me sneeze immediately. That's weird. Why are we allergic to bright light. I don't know what because for us, for us, and lad lights don't do it either. Yeah, I gotta know, I gotta no. This is the type of of information that's needed out there. Yeah, okay, while you're looking at it. See, I didn't have the same experience with the eclipse you guys did. I had a very negative experience with it because I was stuck in traffic. Ah, because when the sun changes brightness, people forget how to drive because there's string at the eclipse where they're driving. Yeah, it was incredibly annoying. It's called photic sneeze reflex. Ooh, that's such a fancy name for it. Yeah. It says it's a observation from emerging from dim light into sunlight commonly triggers the reflex prompted. I think reading about it's making me have the sneeze. It is. What the fuck? What the fuck?

21:36 That's amazing. Okay, yeah, like, okay, it's a mystery. But yeah. Reflexive sneezing induced by light and sunlight is eighteen to thirty five percent of the population is known as the photic sneeze reflex or PSR. Yeah, or the at chew autosomal dominant compulsive heliotrom thromic outbursts of steezing syndrome. There's no way to remember at you, but I like it. Yeah, I just call it at you, but just put like periods in between, you know, in between each letter. Right's a look fancier. Uh yeah, it doesn't really like explain why it happens. It just says it definitely happens. I wonder why reading about a sneeze made me sneeze, reading about sneezing make me sneeze? What? What? That's awesome incidence. Apparently sneezing is one of those things where it's like, okay, as a shit can make you sneeze? What the hell? It says? Here? Sneezing

23:12 considered to be a physiological defense mechanism and a psychological defense mechanism. I don't understand that. Like, if you're in a if you're in a brain a brain twister, you're like, your your defense is to sneeze at him and then take off running. Perhaps you could spit venom up to thirty five feet. Yeah, I don't. I don't get it. That's that's fucking weird to me. This can't be real right, that's pretty wild if it is. I was reading about sneezing and then I had to sneeze, right, coincidence the glove didn't fit. Didn't fit on that one. The glove did my bad so oh J approved approved. I had. I had something to say, but I lost it. I'm I'm a piece of ship with all the psychological effects of getting a threatening email. Oh yeah for a two weeks, you know what I mean. That's but okay, here's one thing that

24:42 I was going to show you guys. The This was the path of the path that it was the eclipse was going to go over. Yeah, you're going to see. And then that the other one was the one that back in twenty seventeen. Okay, apparently the one back its twenty seventeen was supposed to pass over several cities named Salem. Hey, I remember that. Yeah, and then there's another. This year's one was supposed to pass over another seven cities named Nerva, which they said that Nerva actually means like it's like a bad omen or something that just I don't know why somebody would like if if it meant something bad, why would you name your it's the idiot deity of sneezing. Yeah. Yeah. But the way that this one, this one reeal, I get like I guess you would say a preacher was saying that this like it was in sevens and saying that this could be the like God is coming soon that's what he said. He put coming soon at the end of it teaser. Yeah, basically like yeah, he really for a restaurant, like basically that's what like he put God is coming soon. So

26:18 got because they said like something that it's like about the rapture and stuff of that nature. So I'm I don't know, Like that's why I said, does he operate like a cheesecake factory going into a mall? You know? I never did understand that though, Okay, like uh, it's got like he doesn't. He doesn't need a fucking eclipse to let you know. He's just gonna show the funk up. He's you know what I mean, it's God. He's gonna show up, spin the world upside down for like a second, shake it up a little bit, and then we're gonna be like, ah, we all look up and he's like, yeah, prophesize that.

27:07 Yeah, I'm just saying it's like I don't I just personally am like I think that it would be a huge waste of time for a deity to like I'm gonna send the full moon. I'm going to send the full moon during the day to eclipse the sun before my arrival. Right, he can't help but be like why I'm just I'm just saying, like the way that they were making it sound is that he's a huge like God is a huge diva and he always has to make an entrance or something like he has to make some type of fire show like this. Yeah, like twenty twenty four Jesus yo yo, Yeah, if God shows up like that, it's like a wrestling show. He like inhales all the like sparklers and it like runs down this thing and it's like jumps in the ring. I don't know why there's a ring, but there's a ring. A ring. Yeah, Statan's in the ring, like oh Jesus and then Jesus like the fly elbow drop to him and like, you know why is the Why is macho man Randy Savage the devil and Jesus he was the ship. It was awesome. I have somebody awesome. Phul Cocaine could play Jesus in this, in this movie

28:42 when they do a movie of it like later, Oh my god, dude, it would be perfect. But I want to see it to where keeps his blonde hair with his headband and his huge mustache they glue like a brown beard doing him. Oh my god, Bro, I'll tell you right now if if that is how it goes down, I'm religious from that point forward. I'm in one hundred percent in if Jesus comes down and runs does the cool jump where he slides under the under the ropes into the ring, you know what I mean, because that's that's a classic. Bro. Does this make the Undertaker Gabriel? Yeah? Yeah, dude, he'd be perfect.

29:29 Yeah, you know. And then Jesus beats the ship out of Satan, but Satan comes back and he's got him down and he's like I'm saying, I went, you know, and then all of a sudden, Jesus like bounces out of it because they always do that, you know what I mean, you gotta do that. He's getting around. Where are the announcers because that's what God wants. Where the announcers were like, oh my god, ladies and John. Then he bounced out of it. What's going on? What's going on? And you see Jesus and he's like and they're like, oh my god, he's a Jesus maniacs Jess a lady. And then like Jesus comes up and he grabs he grabs Satan and he elbow drops him like four or five times, and he wins and he has the belt and he's holding up his belt. I'm in one hundred percent in Oh man, this is emotional world coaster over here. Like I didn't even tell him. I be like, look, Jesus, like I've been kind of I've been, you know, I've been a rocky path my whole life. But after seeing you entered the ring to Motorhead and slide under the under the belt or under the ropes, and and it's taking all the moves you did. But what

31:03 Motorhead songs? Oh god, uh river killed that that'd be pretty good. That'd that'd be pretty good. Dunks dance dance, Dan dancedant. Yeah, Yeah, I like this. I'd been I'd be