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Stroller. Mm hmm. I normally
we normally have a little banter before I

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say it, But okay, we'll
come back, guys to your Kentucky X

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files. Ah. I like the
chaos. I'm enjoying this, the speed

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run. Yeah, I love like
gods so quiet. What's up, guys

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fucking us? Sort of? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, I mean no,

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but yes, I'm looking for something
hilarious. We got we were threatened

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again. We were threatened by a
group of elite hackers again. Yeah.

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Okay, I'm trying to find it
out. I was trying to get it

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prepared, but we're like in a
full sprint, so it's gonna take a

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second. I've seen Yeah, I
don't know if few the Is it the

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Facebook messenger? No, that's that. It's actually in our email. Oh,

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it's in our email. Yeah.
They want to step for all,

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They want to step further. They
they knew they couldn't get us on Facebook,

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so they went to our email.
Right. I was gonna say,

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they've been they've been hitting our Facebook
messenger quite a bit recently. Yeah,

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And I always just get the biggest
laugh out of that ship because it'll be

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like from a person, you know, yeah, with very strange names,

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and it'll say in the messages that
it's from Facebook. Yeah. I think

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that shit's hilarious. I like the
email. The emails that come through that

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are like, it's like in the
email address, it'll be like Facebook mail

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security or something dot com. You're
like, come on, man, come

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on guys. Yeah, yeah,
you can do better. So anyway,

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this one says, uh. This
email starts out with I love I love

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fan email too. It says,
Hello, you are big. You're in

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big trouble. Don't panic. Just
listen to me, because there's a way

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out. Thank you, God bless
you. I like this. I like

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that they start out by telling us
we're in trouble, but they have a

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solution. Yeah, you are now
on the radar of an international group of

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hackers and such things never end.
Well, oh, because we're gonna get

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through this. Oh, I'm sure
you've heard of anonymous. Well compared to

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us, there are a bunch of
schoolboys. You're a quiet boy. You

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coulda he coulda did that one.
I think that would actually like hit better.

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We're a worldwide network, several thousand
professionals, each with their own role.

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Someone someone hacks corporate, government networks, someone hacks UH intelligence agency on

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delicate tasks, and then someone me
deals with people like you, like poor

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bastard. Yeah, what kind of
people like me? That's the question you're

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asking yourself right now. That's to
get out of my head, right,

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Yeah, he's all I got.
It says people who like to watch controversial

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pornography. What that's what it says. I'm telling you, Uh, it

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says UH. In order to leave
you without any doubts, I'll explain how

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I found out. Uh. Two
months ago, my colleagues and I installed

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spywear software on your computer and then
gained access to all your devices. It

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was easy. I think you already
understand that we wouldn't write to any normal

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person who watches regular This is great, this is fantastic. So after accessing

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your after accessing your phone and computer
cameras, we recorded you in extreme controversial

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positions. There's upclose footage of you
and a little square on the right with

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the video. I don't know,
I don't know what they say. It's

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like, I like the enthusiasm,
but at least like put sentence structure together.

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You know. However, as I
said earlier, there's always a way

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out. Even the most degraded center
like, you deserves leniency. Thank you,

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we appreciate it. Here's your salvation. You must transfer thirteen and seventy

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dollars in bitcoing to this group to
currency wallet. That's the one that I

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had that text message. That's the
same one. That's the same people.

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Are they it's the same script,
it's the same No, No, it's

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the same organization, right, yeah, because they said they hacked my phone

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and said they got me doing things
or something like the compromising positions. Okay,

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is it tasteful? Quest here is
that we have forty eight hours to

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meet the demands. You didn't check
the email that was That was on Saturday

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the fourth, So if if the
hacker guy is watching this, I want

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to apologize to you for that going
to the junk folder and yeah, that's

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uh, you know what man,
that's said. That's not me. I

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want to take responsibility for that one. How much is thirteen hundred and bitcoin?

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Now it's happened like a half of
it. They're like, unless it's

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because the last time I saw it
was at thirty five. I think it

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probably dropped down to like twenty something. Yeah, this is at thirteen hundred

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dollars. So this is even like
it it's even a complete bitcoin. Yeah,

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it's not a complete diffraction of a
bitcoin. I'll find out that it

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is funny though, No I got
I got a real kick out of that

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when I first saw it. Yeah, I was gonna say, thirteen hundred

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dollars in bitcoin is eighty three thousand
dollars boom. Yeah that's uh, yeah,

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that's not gonna happen there. But
release the videos. The only thing

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you're gonna do is beat us to
it. I just don't get it,

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like hellics things like stupid, like
they're expecting somebody like me sending these messages

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to like me, like like people
that literally couldn't even have, like fathom

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having that much money just despare to
do Like that's what I'm saying. It's

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like, well, I guess if
you just keep throwing it throwing it out

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there, eventually somebody's gonna be like
I did do that. I should pay

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them me. I have no shame
even if they did, no shame.

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Let reply hopefully I can hopefully the
video, like I can like transfer it

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to OnlyFans and maybe make some more
money off of it. That's the only

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thing that could happen, like optima
gonna really right, right, Because here's

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the thing, like feel the same
way. I feel the same So like

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that's the thing is like, where
the hell are you going to release it?

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Like, so, say, if
it's a screen record of what you

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were watching in your face in the
corner, the only people that are going

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to see that are the same people
who watch whatever you were watching. Yeah,

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it sounds like you can actually you
know what I mean, You're not

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gonna post that show on YouTube.
You're not gonna post that show on well

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the channel if it's yeah, it's
controversial, you know. Yeah, it's

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not like they con send it to
like, uh, like the New York

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Times or something like, I mean
nothing to anybody, So it's not why

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would they like any kind of news
outlet, Like if I was in like

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politics or an actor or something like
that, then yeah, I could see

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that. Nobody got your hurts,
you know, no one gives it might

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actually like gain us some traction,
all right, People will be like,

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who the hell of these guys?
And why am I supposed to care?

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You might be right, o J
agrees, Yeah, yeah, I'm getting

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people back for all the o J
memes that I've had to look at for

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the last couple of weeks. Yeah, that's all I'm doing. I decided

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to like every type. Something's the
bummerj you know, if it's awesome.

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I haven't been hammered with the OJ
stuff. I couldn't like look at anything

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without seeing you O J MEI And
I'm like, oh Jesus, look,

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guys, I'm gonna put it the
rest here. The glove didn't fit.

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Say what you will? Yeah,
right, the glove. The glove didn't

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fit. What can I say?
I mean, there's nothing else that left

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Tuesday? I guess, you know, right, yeah, if I if

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I like, you know, hey, hey, put this glove on,

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this bloody glove that I found outside
of your door that literally has J g

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embroidered on the glove, return to
in your address, you know. And

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I'm like, Josh, I'm pretty
sure you murdered Tyler. You try this

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glove on, and he goes,
what can I do? Glove didn't fit?

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Glove didn't fit. What would you
say? The other night that who

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was we was talking about the you
know, the the book. What that

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was the title of the book,
Like, wasn't it something like if if

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I did it this is how I
would have done it, something like that.

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You look at it. I gotta
look this up. Okay, if

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I did it? What was that, right, dude? It's literally says

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yeah, Confessions of a Killer.
What that is crazy? That is fucking

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crazy. It's fucking absurd. Wow, dude. Yeah, he said that

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he was offered six hundred thousand dollars
so to help write that book, but

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then he later he denied it.
He's like, nah, man, that's

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crazy. Nineteen eighty four too,
that's been crazy. How long ago?

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I remember watching that shit on TV
and being like, you know that fucking

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glass bullshit. He's baking at that
clubs. You know, well we was

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in what elementary school? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, because I can

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I can remember. I can remember
them these damn allergies. I can remember

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them playing it on the on the
TVs. They would wheel into the room

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and we will watch that ship live
and in hindsight, in hindsight, man,

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that's kind of messed up to think
about it. I realized it was

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current events, but I mean,
why would you put a murder case on

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live for a classroom full of children. They were preparing us, they were

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getting us ready, they were like
you watch this. This is how you

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get out of a murder. If
you're ever in the people wonder why our

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generation is so desensitized. You know, that's true, that's true. I

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wish I could. I wish I
could. I wish I could say it

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ain't true, but god damn it
is. It's fucking true. We are.

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We're just desensitized. We're cynical,
we're uh yeah, we're the product

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of our of our time, you
know, just like everybody is. I

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guess. Yeah, so, Tyler, I wanted to bring this up to

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you. We didn't get sacrificed during
this during the eclipse. What now,

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Well, well, we don't know. There's like these organizations like maybe just

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because we didn't get sacrificed doesn't mean
somebody else didn't get sacrificed. There's a

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lot of weird people out there,
a lot of weird people, a lot

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of weird people. Yeah. I
mean, okay, Well, I mean

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I guess if you're out there and
you've been sacrificing people to the eclipse because

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you're write in and let us,
that'd be great. Just remember, yeah,

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the club doesn't fit, the sacrifice
doesn't fit. Yeah, So man,

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the eclipse though. That was pretty
fun, was it, did you

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see? Yeah? People were taking
uh their glasses and putting them on Facebook

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marketplace for like two million dollars one
thousand dollars. Yeah, slightly used.

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This is this is this is fucking
history and it's best like it. It's

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only slightly used or something like that. I think a lot of them did

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it just for a joke. But
like, dude, after one person did

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it, a thousand other people did
it. So that's funny, right.

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They were just hoping some retard It's
amazing. It was funnier to me because

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I was thinking it at the same
time he said it, Okay, that's

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I think. Never want right there. Do you think that they're going to

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know that there was an edit just
now? Probably because I am I want

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to cut it right before you say
something. So they were just hoping some

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fool would purchase the glass. You
know what I did witness for the first

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time, this this eclipse, though
I've never seen it before, was I

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was I was out in the barn
working on my little John Deere, and

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I was I was sitting there and
it's you know, it's it's happening,

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and I'm like this is this is
cool? You know, like this is

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this is neat And I've never seen
all of the animals react before, or

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I just never paid attention, I
guess. But all of her goats,

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she's get this, the little mini
goats, dude, every single one of

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them. It starts getting dark and
they're all like like they literally like go

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all like and then you know,
it only lasts a few minutes and the

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sun starts coming back out and then
they're like, okay, well anyway,

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but to go back to eating and
shitting. I was like, that's pretty

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that was pretty interesting. I've never
never seen that before. I've never seen

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the animals like actually react to it
say anything like that before, or like

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I said, I never paid attention. I wanted to because I was at

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my house when it happened, and
I started seeing people come out of their

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houses start looking up when it started
to get really dark, I just wanted

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to just burst out of my house
start screaming, we're all gonna die,

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go up and check for glasses.
Nice. How funny would that have been?

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Like get like a vest. Yeah, I'm walking out like you're uh,

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you're observing with no eye protection.
So I'm gonna have to find you.

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That's actually funny that you say that. They said Google saw a recent

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spike in searches on my eyes hurt
right after the eclipse went went by.

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Yeah, it's like, don't look
at the sun, you know. Yeah,

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right, even if yeah, even
if there's eclipse, dude, what

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if? What if? That's what
saved everybody? Like what do you mean?

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They were getting ready to do a
bunch of solar eclipse uh sacrifices,

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and then they were like this is
pretty deep, oh god, and then

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got away. Yeah, dodged a
bullet. Yeah, education be damned.

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You want to you want to grow
up and do what you want. You

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look at that eclipse, You look
at the sud. You stare at the

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sun. You guys ever have this
one? Like if you look up,

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you know and this it's real,
a real bright day. Like all I

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said, you have to sneeze?
Do you forget that? Like? Use

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that if I feel a sneeze coming
on. That won't happen. Is I'll

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get one of those little glances up
towards the sun, not at the sun.

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But yeah, you know, and
it usually makes me sneeze immediately.

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That's weird. Why are we allergic
to bright light. I don't know what

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because for us, for us,
and lad lights don't do it either.

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Yeah, I gotta know, I
gotta no. This is the type of

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of information that's needed out there.
Yeah, okay, while you're looking at

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it. See, I didn't have
the same experience with the eclipse you guys

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did. I had a very negative
experience with it because I was stuck in

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traffic. Ah, because when the
sun changes brightness, people forget how to

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drive because there's string at the eclipse
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incredibly annoying. It's called photic sneeze
reflex. Ooh, that's such a fancy

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name for it. Yeah. It
says it's a observation from emerging from dim

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light into sunlight commonly triggers the reflex
prompted. I think reading about it's making

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me have the sneeze. It is. What the fuck? What the fuck?

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That's amazing. Okay, yeah,
like, okay, it's a mystery.

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But yeah. Reflexive sneezing induced by
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five percent of the population is known
as the photic sneeze reflex or PSR.

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Yeah, or the at chew autosomal
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There's no way to remember at you, but I like it. Yeah,

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I just call it at you,
but just put like periods in between,

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you know, in between each letter. Right's a look fancier. Uh

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yeah, it doesn't really like explain
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definitely happens. I wonder why reading
about a sneeze made me sneeze, reading

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about sneezing make me sneeze? What? What? That's awesome incidence. Apparently

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sneezing is one of those things where
it's like, okay, as a shit

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can make you sneeze? What the
hell? It says? Here? Sneezing

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considered to be a physiological defense mechanism
and a psychological defense mechanism. I don't

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understand that. Like, if you're
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brain twister, you're like, your
your defense is to sneeze at him and

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then take off running. Perhaps you
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Yeah, I don't. I don't
get it. That's that's fucking weird

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to me. This can't be real
right, that's pretty wild if it is.

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I was reading about sneezing and then
I had to sneeze, right,

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coincidence the glove didn't fit. Didn't
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my bad so oh J approved approved. I had. I had something to

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say, but I lost it.
I'm I'm a piece of ship with all

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the psychological effects of getting a threatening
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you know what I mean. That's
but okay, here's one thing that

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I was going to show you guys. The This was the path of the

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path that it was the eclipse was
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going to see. And then that
the other one was the one that back

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in twenty seventeen. Okay, apparently
the one back its twenty seventeen was supposed

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to pass over several cities named Salem. Hey, I remember that. Yeah,

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and then there's another. This year's
one was supposed to pass over another

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seven cities named Nerva, which they
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a bad omen or something that just
I don't know why somebody would like if

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if it meant something bad, why
would you name your it's the idiot deity

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of sneezing. Yeah. Yeah.
But the way that this one, this

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one reeal, I get like I
guess you would say a preacher was saying

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that this like it was in sevens
and saying that this could be the like

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God is coming soon that's what he
said. He put coming soon at the

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end of it teaser. Yeah,
basically like yeah, he really for a

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restaurant, like basically that's what like
he put God is coming soon. So

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got because they said like something that
it's like about the rapture and stuff of

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that nature. So I'm I don't
know, Like that's why I said,

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does he operate like a cheesecake factory
going into a mall? You know?

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I never did understand that though,
Okay, like uh, it's got like

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he doesn't. He doesn't need a
fucking eclipse to let you know. He's

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just gonna show the funk up.
He's you know what I mean, it's

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God. He's gonna show up,
spin the world upside down for like a

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second, shake it up a little
bit, and then we're gonna be like,

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ah, we all look up and
he's like, yeah, prophesize that.

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Yeah, I'm just saying it's like
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I think that it would be a
huge waste of time for a deity to

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like I'm gonna send the full moon. I'm going to send the full moon

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during the day to eclipse the sun
before my arrival. Right, he can't

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help but be like why I'm just
I'm just saying, like the way that

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they were making it sound is that
he's a huge like God is a huge

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diva and he always has to make
an entrance or something like he has to

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make some type of fire show like
this. Yeah, like twenty twenty four

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Jesus yo yo, Yeah, if
God shows up like that, it's like

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a wrestling show. He like inhales
all the like sparklers and it like runs

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down this thing and it's like jumps
in the ring. I don't know why

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there's a ring, but there's a
ring. A ring. Yeah, Statan's

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in the ring, like oh Jesus
and then Jesus like the fly elbow drop

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to him and like, you know
why is the Why is macho man Randy

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Savage the devil and Jesus he was
the ship. It was awesome. I

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have somebody awesome. Phul Cocaine could
play Jesus in this, in this movie

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when they do a movie of it
like later, Oh my god, dude,

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it would be perfect. But I
want to see it to where keeps

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his blonde hair with his headband and
his huge mustache they glue like a brown

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beard doing him. Oh my god, Bro, I'll tell you right now

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if if that is how it goes
down, I'm religious from that point forward.

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I'm in one hundred percent in if
Jesus comes down and runs does the

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cool jump where he slides under the
under the ropes into the ring, you

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know what I mean, because that's
that's a classic. Bro. Does this

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make the Undertaker Gabriel? Yeah?
Yeah, dude, he'd be perfect.

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Yeah, you know. And then
Jesus beats the ship out of Satan,

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but Satan comes back and he's got
him down and he's like I'm saying,

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I went, you know, and
then all of a sudden, Jesus like

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bounces out of it because they always
do that, you know what I mean,

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you gotta do that. He's getting
around. Where are the announcers because

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that's what God wants. Where the
announcers were like, oh my god,

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ladies and John. Then he bounced
out of it. What's going on?

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What's going on? And you see
Jesus and he's like and they're like,

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oh my god, he's a Jesus
maniacs Jess a lady. And then like

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Jesus comes up and he grabs he
grabs Satan and he elbow drops him like

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four or five times, and he
wins and he has the belt and he's

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holding up his belt. I'm in
one hundred percent in Oh man, this

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is emotional world coaster over here.
Like I didn't even tell him. I

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be like, look, Jesus,
like I've been kind of I've been,

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you know, I've been a rocky
path my whole life. But after seeing

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you entered the ring to Motorhead and
slide under the under the belt or under

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the ropes, and and it's taking
all the moves you did. But what

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Motorhead songs? Oh god, uh
river killed that that'd be pretty good.

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That'd that'd be pretty good. Dunks
dance dance, Dan dancedant. Yeah,

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Yeah, I like this. I'd
been I'd be