S409 - Happy easter! And more of the S3 Finale!!

0:12 All right, hey everybody. Uh so it was Easter weekend. Didn't really have the time and the ability to record an episode for this week. But to make up for that, I'm going to go ahead and stick the rest of the season three finale in here that I promised you months ago. Yes, you do deserve better than that. If you get a chance. Check out The Dreadic Citabus, the new podcast we got going on. It's scripted fiction. It's really fun. I've been working hard on that one too, And we will see you soon on the next episode of The Kentucky X Files. So take care of each other. We'll see you if Tyler is probably gonna send you a long distance kiss. So is happening? Oh my god, I don't know what has happened Tyler about Who's Oh my god? Continue?

1:07 Sorry, I was just playing around. I had to go so bad. I couldn't turn around to save my microphone. I had to run. You ever been like right there on the cusp. Yeah, either got to run or I'm going to piss myself. And that's where I was at, guys. I apologize, apologize to you guys to watch it out there. I shouldn't have shouldn't have happened. So it was I went ahead because I dawned on me. So uh, Tyler showed the uh show the Yeah, that one right there, that coming right there made me realize we didn't have a stunt you. So I had to add one to the brand. Oh nice, I mean, honestly identical. It's it is a pain in the ass when you're out and about and you just get mistaken for for brand Pitt all the time. It's jacobsone to us too. He's actually doing stunts though, Yeah, daddy, what is this. This is a tragedy. It's amazing. I had to feed your goldfish. Yeah, that was just used to be our code whenever we were playing video games with a buddy of ours and he was yourself out of his ball. He's not wrong. That's great.

2:36 Oh that's buddy, that's amazing. But you know what though, man, uh, it happens. You know sometimes sometimes when you only had like one glass appear and you just have to be real bad. I don't know why. When you gotta go, you gotta go. Mm hmm. Yeah, it happens, that's what happened. But when you had to go the that's why the lawyer died in Jurassic Park. Yeah, it's true. He left the children and then might I might have to give you the guys the Google Eye monster here myself. I'm gonna have to go get a refilling at the time. I'm fucking sick. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's what my voice sounds, what it does. Yeah, and it's uh, it sucks.

3:27 It sucks, and I'm sitting here like I don't want to, Like I could feel it building up where I need to blow my nose and I'm not gonna want to do it on the show. So yeah, here is the Google ad monster. You're good. And then there was I'll be right. We're the children in right now, I shall return. I promise. I can't forget that's high five? Hell you put you put it in your pocket. Oh my god, dude, we're we are the two kids in the in the jeep. So it's a matter of time before the t Rex comes out and starts trying to eat. Just because we're not on screen doesn't mean we can't see you. Oh I thought we were alive. That's fucking great. Sorry, I had to go to refill, all right, Scales, am I sending you an invite? To this or what you join us?

4:42 Well, what other episodes you was? What's good? Was it? Was it good? Ors? Oh? Man, I was looking at one. Uh. I like the one Uh what if Bigfoot was a moron? I feel like that was pretty reasonable. Yeah, he's just like everybody thinks that he's a very intelligent creature, but he's just he's a Skittles. He's just fumbles through life and he he just gets away with things. Yeah, or I like the one that was in the previous season, what if Bigfoot was an asshole? He does all these things, just the screw with people.

5:38 I seriously thought that that one was going to get like a much bigger reaction to it, but it didn't. Yeah, it was like what if I mean, what if, dude, what if Bigfoot was an asshole? Yeah? I got Skittles joining in with us. He's gonna jump jump in here with us? Bullshit, no nice? So we should see him pop in here in a minute. Anybody, anybody on here who wants to jump in with us, you can absolutely jump in with us. Let me know in the chat and I will send you an invite right now. So while that's happening, I have a question, does it feel like this year for the show has gone really fast. Oh you know, you know that.

6:23 I mean, it's the old thing, man, Time flies when you're having fun. Yeah. I think the times when it feels like it's going slow is when we are like, dude, what do we have to talk about? You know what I mean? There's moments where because we give a shit, like we care if the show is good or not, right, So sometimes we literally don't have anything to talk about, And that's when I think we all, all three of us get this like fuck man, you know, like we don't want to just but then we just start bullshitting and hit record and it usually ends up being all right. Yeah, honestly, some of those are my favorite, some of our best episodes. Yeah, some of those are the best, I think. Yep, I sent it to you, Skittles. I love how. I love how Tyler's is the only one that has like a professional thing where he turns his camera off for the rest of us. Difficulties goofballs. We need to figure out a way to uh do it where it looks identical like you're still sitting there. Yes, you just hit it, and it's like you gotta look really interested too, like, yeah, got his and now it's this, Yeah, I've got to You can have as many as you want, right, but personally, it doesn't get better than that for me. Sharks you would our shock.

8:00 Y'all know me. You know how I'll make a living. Now, Hey, okay, there's a conspiracy about that. Do you know that? Did you have you read about that? I'm not okay. Conspiracy is he knew the shark was already out there and he let it happen. Really that they would have to hire him, so he would kill the shark. What do you think of that? I'd like to see the evidence for it. But well, I mean when they when he first comes into the movie, he's he's kind of shady. I'm just saying. I mean, you gotta know his backstory too, though, is you know his whole crew got eaten by sharks when the Indianapolis went down? So is he gonna let other people just get eaten? I don't know that is true? Yeah, good point, because when I first read that theory, I'm like, his speech is heartfelt.

8:58 It was in the galley, you know, mm hmm it really Yeah? I was shock. I love that movie. Man, Yeah, yeah, man, Jaws is one of those where most of the time when I see it, it's like playing on a channel or something. The only reason I won't watch it is because I know that I'm going to be sitting there for the However, yeah, like I'm not going anywhere. If it's on I'm watching Jobs. It's just has to happen. The same with the Thing.

9:41 Yeah, okay, you know I gotta watch it if it's on the original. Yes, well, I still I like the other one too, like I like them both. But yeah, it's hard to beat that original thing. Man, that was a good movie. There's the train, he's moving slow. Yeah, I sent it to you and Discord Skittles where you're at. There he is slacking ass, big dummy. Oh there he is, So you're gonna put him right in the middle. All right? Hello?

10:24 And what that man? What's up? I'm just sitting on the couch waiting for Tyler and had to kiss. Yeah we can you little kiss on the skittles head. Well, pat, how you doing, buddy? Oh? Having fun here, having a having a cold on and you're drinking a cold one. No, don't getting throwing him back, getting rid of him. That's awesome. I'm only having a couple, yeah, just one right, Yeah, I was looking at you said, watching my figure, trying to watch my figure, you know, doing the I was doing the same thing Denny was saying. I was doing the waltz, going up the steps, trying to get to take a piss. Hey, we gotta, we gotta. We're setting a record here for our season finale. This is the first time ever we've not only had one reoccurring guest, but two. Oh yeah, oh yeah, you know what Skins. I think I was on like season one, was you season? I think because we did it on here, we did it on either discorder here, and it was even to be either two or three if it was if it was if it was stream Yard, it was three then because we switched to that at the end of two. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, well, Jake

12:00 trying to figure out where everything. We look like a Brady Bunch episode right now. Tyler, Yes, oh my god, for the love of God, did that come through perfect? I hope it did. This It did. It was perfect. It's like some as Mr Ship going on there. This is this is the essence of the show right here. Everybody having a few beers with your buddies, talking about some weird ship, laughing your asses off. Cheers, fellas, Cheers to a good season. Cheers, cheers. You'res just like disappearing. Did you guys notice that just carrying mountain dew bottle throughout season three? Yeah, because I was dying over that ship.

12:50 Yeah, I had the green screen on, so every time I was drinking my Mountain de it was like I was drinking an invisible I never could get the green screen to work on my stuff, so I've always had like the real Yeah, the rector band backdrop here. So I got the festive going on to I. I got my the Grid shirt kicking. Then we got the Christmas tree. You guys, you guys would have left if you watched h You know, Kat's a she's a professional photographer, so it has to look right. So she was moving the Christmas tree around so it would look okay in the picture. Yeah, that's funny. She's like, it's it's gotta look right, like if you if it's not in the right spot, you're you're you're you're screwing it all up. Got yeah, whoa So yeah it turned out good man. I can't I can't get over to especially how many folks dropped in to say hi to us for this this finale live.

13:54 Man, it's awesome. How many people are watching eleven? Yeah, we got eleven, eleven people hanging out with it was twelve may or not be one of them. Mhm. Are you not able to see the comments either? If you have to keep it open? Yeah, I got them. Oh, I gotcha. Yeah, it's kind of I don't know, man, It's it's kind of fun. What do you guys think though, Like, well, what can we do? What can we do for season four? What should we do? Yeah? Tyler on location? What kind of locations do you wanna? Do you want to see any I have to think of that. I have to say crazy like possessed place, send them some hundred houses, send them out in the woods, the rim of a volcano.

14:43 He get there. Well, how the chat's been going? I guess I can defend myself on my big forehead. I I I gotta Yeah, I feel like Tyler's gonna like I feel like Dylan. Dylan and Tyler are going to have to have a discussion after Like, listen, motherfucker, I'm keeping a team tonight. I'm not. I'm a professional podcaster. Is that the guy on a gummy Yeah? Oh, that's what's going on here?

15:33 Is it? Is it? Are you trying to keep it professional because of the show? Is that what's going on? Okay? Like under this tea, under this T shirt is a tuxedo, just saying shouldn't? I'm right now? Yeah, I feel like you're naked as hell. I really feel like you're naked. Like you're just wearing a shirt and you're just naked. Yeah, he's you see Tyler's ass crack as he walks away. He's just got a shirt on, just nothing else. That would be amazing. He'll chew my lad Let's see, he'll chew my ants out later, I'm sure.

16:25 Yeah, you know that happened. It used to mean something different, you know. Yeah, what happened to Scott? Did he disappear? Where'd he go? That guy right there, we're looking for him. Yeah, the he look at that fucking picture, dude, he is fucking GQ chicken. A little look at that fucking Swoopyes, guy, going on, I know, dude, he looks good. Jesus Christ, Hang on a second, I've i gotta find a picture of chicken little now, all right. While you're doing that, I've got the YouTube stream on one monitor and I've got the Facebook on another. Yeah, and there is a significant delay between what is on Facebook and what is on YouTube. Jake, are you analyzing the like? Screams like? Are you comparing and contrasting? Here? A D D man? I can't help that, I understand, but there is a significant delay. How the hell did I end up up here the center of attention? Yeah? Skirts, did you ever catch up with the season?

17:38 And you're still letting it build up? This is it? Right? Oh? I know? I started listening again everything else and wow, oh wow, yeah it is ouch top one. You are honestly podcast to rule them all? You You and one other one just that other one's just putting episodes out faster, is what it is. You're not wrong, They're just they're just getting them out there quicker. That's all it is. That's all it is. So this is the longest season Lean horse wins race. So I I guess I should I guess I should put something up about that.

18:30 While Skittles is looking here, Uh hang on, let me let me get this. While he's doing that, I've got I've got the thing I was doing for you. Got chicken, little gout something here too. This is uh chicken a little without his glasses. Tell me that doesn't look like the swoop the confidence me and him up here here, pop up, pop up, back up. I got him. Oh my god, Yeah, bros, that's pretty close. Fucking uncanny. Yeah, I mean that's the sexiest motherfucker Chad for real. Awesome. Oh we go here. Yeah, this is what I wanted to bring up, and I just didn't want to forget fellas Boom. You're the top ten podcast for twenty one thousand, twenty six fans. Holy shit, thank you so much. Golf clap. That's amazing.

19:30 I will be honest with you, guys. I was getting ready for work one morning. I saw the email come through and I clicked on it, and I'm like, what the hell is this shit? This Spotify sending me podcast stuff. They never sent us podcast up, you know, because they don't get you know, we're just we're whatever, you know, why would they send us anything? And I click it and I look at that and I'm like, you gotta be shipping who. That's a joke. That's a lie. I'm like yeah, this can't be, can't be for real, but yeah, anyone twenty one, twenty six fans have got us in the top ten. Thank you so much. I think they just added Ah, that's amazing ratings and comments on Spotify. I think they just added the comment the rating was was there before? Yeah? Because I thought we had had a rating for for a while there. I just never knew that you could comment on there. That's awesome. Yeah they can. They can answer a little like q and as about each episode. Now they can like and subscribe and follow. That'd be great. Just go ahead to do that the hit just knock that ship right out right away, you know, before you even listen to an episode. Just go ahead and five start and follow it and subscribe to it, just to be safe. Yeah, just send us a thousand dollars. A thousand dollars. We need a thousand dollars, absolutely, a thousand bucks. That put us up for a little bit, wasn't

21:03 it. I mean, let's let's let's do this like in the simple way. You know. If a thousand, yeah, you know, just a thousand. We go to Jake's. We save all kinds of money because I'm sure he has food yep, right, beer, he's got beer? Can I do have beer? Yeah? He's probably like, damn it, we only have one spare room. So it's gonna be awful cozy. M that's gonna smell great. There's gonna be three dudes worth of farts going on Tayler on the corner. So Dylan is suggesting we turned Tyler out. Yeah, Tyler, are you how are you feeling about the suggestion that you take on a life of hooking, You become a tailor of the night, the taylor of the note. I'm just I'm just flattered that he thinks that I'm the one that's going to rake in the most money. So true. The joke's on you, Dylan. You probably get as much money as I would get.

22:25 Damn, Jamie. Sounds like a challenge. Yeah, so yeah, I figured. I mean, yeah, you said it. If if like you know, fifteen or twenty of you guys just sends us a thousand bucks each, we can go visit Jake, pick up skittles. Well, just think, if you're twenty one thousand Top ten fans, just send you a dollar apiece. Yeah, honestly, Yeah, Yeah, that's all we need is a dollar from each of you. Yeah, what what state are you in? Skittles Georgia? You get your Muscadines. That's right, that's right.

23:15 I knew it was South, but I knew I knew it wouldn't. It wouldn't where we are. Yeah, so it's a little bit of a well, one of you guys moved further away, so I mean, we're not talking about that. I've been getting shipped. I get shipp about it. I get shipp about it. I lived in a fucking camper. I never even got to see it. I lived in a fucking camper. Yeah, we moved farther. Fuck you my life. Sitting over here besides me, grapp Christmas Present, she's laughing her ass up. You better keep her off camera. Then, yeah, you know what you're getting on here?

23:56 She should get on here with me and say hi to everybody kind, every buddy behind any any guys. That probably a very great woman, you know what I mean? Did anybody see this yet? Bristol? The chat is suggesting that Tyler takes on prostitution to make money for the show, and then, oh my god, it's good ship. The truth truth of the matter is, though in all honesty, we say worst ship to each other.

24:47 That was no. He wanted like if you photograph Tyler. He doesn't like any of my ideas. I have great ideas. I have good ideas. The bearskin rug, Oh yeah, you bring the fist up like this and rested that would yeah? Like like, look at that show off the new tat You gotta lay on your stomach, kick your feet up a little bit. Did you ever even show the viewers the new tattoo you? I don't think you did. Look at this ship, go herez put your pants on.

25:27 Look at that dude, Yeah, fucking fen rear swallowing the sun. How badass is that ship? Yeah? So cool. I don't think he ever showed it to the viewers. I tried. I tried to on the episode with Dylan Dylan Foreman. Not this this guy, this dude, yeah, not that dude. This guy he's a he's a he's a dude that works with me and Scott. He doesn't even know me. Yeah, he's keeping the chat alive. I feel like Bounty Hunter clothing as well. It is pretty real time that popped up and he came in immediately. I'm impressed with it. This is the first time I seen you used you know.

26:19 Yeah, oh yeah, man, we got some we got some chatty Kathy's out there tonight. I like it. I like it. Yeah, yeah, I like it. Yeah. The first live we did, man, we went live and uh it was it was season one and we were alive, Let's see what happens and uh it was literally like, uh but I miss I missed something. Jac Is Jake is trolling in the chat as well. Doom Doom season one and we were like, let's do a finale, Let's do a live chat. And we did it, and I'm pretty sure it was predominantly our friends and family watching that that live. But that was season one and the season two was a little bit more business than the one you did on Christmas, like near Christmas, I think it was. I remember you did one during Christmas one year. Yeah, you know this is uh, this is the part where like when when we finished this, you don't get no new you know, Kentucky X Files till February. Yeah, we give ourselves a month off, you know, we take we take that time, you know, hit the spa. Yeah, we play some mark we play we play some music, we we do some other stuff for a while. Recharge them batteries up, you know, and then hopefully we'll come back season four with some funnier ship and some new stuff to talk about.

27:55 Hopefully another sub goes out. Oh, we had to start doing the weather every week. Yeah, there you got. I'm totally down to do some weather, which is pretty accurate too. Yeah, yeah, he missed though. I'm about to get rocked by a tropical storm tomorrow. I heard about that. My kids are in Florida and they told us yes, and they told us that they had some tornado warnings going on down there, so but not till midnight. But luckily they're they're staying with a family that they're friends friends of that family, and they are in a very very secure location.

28:41 So I think they'll be good. Yeah, I'm not too too worried about them. I think you described that like it was the bat cave. Probably close to the truth, Yeah, very close to the truth. From the basement. I'm already in the basement. I'm in the basement. You know, when it's you know, it's you live in a in a troubling place. When there's a basement for the basement, you know, we need to go another level down this ship's getting hairy. Yeah, I know. Uh to tell you guys, like our whole house was shaken like a week ago, Like I never did figure it out, Like I don't know, but something something happened and we're trying to figure out if it was the same as there is a sump pump, Am I saying it right? Pump pump pump, some of them my pampa, some of them Papa down below the house.

29:45 And it rained like hell, And I learned very quickly that my sump pump is very fucking loud. And you're just sitting there, you know, chilling, you know, playing a big game something else. Like you're like, I'm just like, what is happening right now? It didn't shake the house, So did anybody else? Have no sound out of anyone? He made the noise. I've gotta set that noise cancel me. Oh so yeah, that's the quietest impression of a loud pump I've ever heard. Yeah, but yeah, my uh, my daughter had called me and was like, the whole house is shake egg Like sorry, I don't know. Yeah, never did figure it out, but apparently there's a there was some kind of big, big earthquake somewhere, and people were reporting aftershocks from it all over the place, So I don't know, maybe or maybe it was just my some pump. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, but I heard that pump for myself. It sounds like she's gonna be needing to be replaced here pretty soon. It right now, I'm like, I hope it don't rain here soon because Jesus Christ. But Jake, you've got a response, well

31:22 played Rystal, well played man man. That's pretty cool. I'm pretty pretty stoked man that this turned out good, and this season turned out good. We got every episode out, and I know we'd take a little break when I was moving, but I feel like we bounced right back to it. We bounced back, got it done. Yeah, we started. I know we went really light on the on the cryptids this season. If you guys out there didn't notice that, we we backed off of the cryptos picked stories. I would like to do that too. I'd like to still got to do most stuff. Come to Cincinnati and not that far, about ten minutes farther than he came last time. Yeah, you'll be all right. If you had a bridge straight across, it'd be even quicker. I'm like right across the river from like where we'd rather come during the summertime than the winter time. Yeah, well yeah, I end up coming every time during the cold. Yeah. I need to get you up here. Man, it'd be fun. You got the new house. Maybe be able to bring the wife too. Oh yeah, you bought a new house. Congratulations man, congratulations to you new house bros. Congratulations to me. Wuld you buy?

32:45 You buy a house? I bought it? Those two computer bros bros? Yeah, computer from We should do an investigation. We did. What are we investigating? Yeah? We did one ever Scott's place. We hit some crazy ship going on. Actually, I was wanting to get into like, uh like tax investigations, like we could do something like that audits. Wait what like really? Yeah, I'm sorry, I gotta go. Yeah, guys, Aaron over here is like and I haven't paid I haven't paid taxes in like like six years. Let's just we'll edit that out. I gotta his name is what's your address? When give it out for profile? A rad? Oh God, remember that too? Okay, that wasn't on the show, but we had we have a group of friends that we play arc with and skittles. Here is one of them. Here's the Norse. They actually came up one year skittles. Here our friend bangs Lands and these got

34:23 me drank with these guys, and Bangs got so hammered, and he just kept cold skittles. You just kept saying. That was a good time. Man. Love to get all them guys back together one more time. It'd be fun. Landis. You know what we should say something we should congratulate Landis Landis got married. Uh season one Landis we talked to he got married. He's pretty happy. Didn't even I didn't appear and got married and came back. He went out on an adventure, didn't tell us, and he got himself, got himself a wife, and came back, went out on a walk about him he did. Yeah, sometimes you gotta do that.

35:15 You's got to disappear for a while and go find yourself a damn wife and figure out what's going on to come back. My wife's back here, laughing her ass off at me. Want you come over here and say hi to all the You want to come in and say hi? All right, she's gonna come say hi to everybody. I guess all right, in a minute, she says in a minute, Oh, let it could work. Oh god, what was that? What about that? That's a little bit here? There we go, there we go, turn off that active monitoring there and the U I had the old act of monitoring turned on, so it was created an instant loop. That's no boy, So where's my hat?

36:14 What kind of hat? What kind of hat do you? Freak kentuck x fos hat did the shirt? Where's my hat? Dude? We had there was I don't know. I don't know about hats since like day four. I mean I just need one. I don't need fifteen of them. I just need one. We want to send you fifteen different hats, though, send them all. I'll wear them all. What if? What if the hat I send you is like a like an eighteenth century sailor's hat, We wear it. I'll wear it, Okay, I'll wear it specifically to come on your lives in an astronaut helmet? Sure do we both wearing both?

37:00 That was That's my goal for the show is one like season twelve, is we broadcast from space? That's what we should do. I should need a regular ball cap that'll be our forehead on it. What we should we should make it like the back of it, like turn it backwards. We should make Kentucky x Files hats, but instead of making ball caps like everybody else does, we should find all of the silly religious hats. Yeah, and like you have like a Kentucky X Files yamaka and you know, like the Pope pat you know what I mean? Yeah, just all these different great, Yeah, these are these are hats that are ignored when making uh merch.

37:45 Yeah, there she is the lad. Here's the lady that puts up with Hello cat s get off. She can't hear me, can't she? Ye? Just hands What do you think, honey? We're at the We're at the end of season three. Can you believe it? Three seasons? What was it? I think I looked at it. It was like one hundred and ninety something different uploads. Wow, we've done since we since we started. It should say how many uploads that you've done on It's crazy. More than that, it is a ridiculous amount of stuff because you had eighty three episodes just this season. Yeah, Dylan's with me on this one.

38:37 How many is the total? Though? Scher had? Yeah? Yeah, right, we got a how do y'all from a fellow bluegrasser, how do you back? It should be under videos? What the hell are you doing? Clearly not the right thing. Uh computers, huhwers open streamyard works on one, it doesn't work. Any other YouTube works on one, it doesn't work the other. That's a previous episode. Just give her the mouth like a bok for my phone. Yeah, I don't know how to tell.

39:20 I'm betting. I'm betting cat didn't have too small glasses of beers. She could probably run it better. Too small. Hey only had two beers. I'm good, it's not just two, all right? So according to your yeah, she don't understand Yama copters, Yama copters, I love it. Talk about the little Yes, yes, maybe now he's got his profile. But look at that Kentucky. Oh my guy, that is marvelous. That those pit vipers. That's is that the mullet that was our pit vipers?

40:06 Is that those are pit vipers in a mullet. This dude is a fucking legend. What is all right? So there's your website. Two hundred and seventy four videos, seventy four videos and two hundred and six episodes, according to your website. Yeah, and seventy four right there at the top next to how many subscribers? You're almost ready to hit two thousand subscribers. That's what know YouTube? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're like how many?

40:50 How many are we shy from two thousand subs? I don't know. I can see the exact amount you have to get on your account or whatever, because yeah, she's too drunk. This make this will make two hundred and seventy five episodes, right, terrible? You hit her in the face with that. This means this means that episode twenty five of season four is our three hundred episode. So we got to do something for It's as big as my head. Animal makes it look like that. It's a small glass my figure. Let me see that. I can't show that on it. You can hand it to me and I look at it. Yeah, I just don't this. Yeah, this can't go on there. I can't and it's gonna go right, it's on there. I didn't see the label. It was turned backwards. Three cups. He's had fixed one cup. Now he's had with one cup. What's the ABV? Not that much? What the MBV? What's it to your copy? You like to know? Hey, you tell us if you're a cop. It's four point five nice dry fed four point five times six. He's fine. One cup, Yeah, that

42:22 eagles out to one cup. That for breakfast cereal. Hold on, let me go get my abokuss, God, don't be interesting. Corn flakes. St pours that in his corn flakes in the morning before he goes to work. But like I used to when I work for I can't see it. That's where I have to bow out. I can't. I can't get in on the butt like jokes. No, I can't do it. You started. It's a conflict event. It's a conflict event. They paying the bills. So that's why I'm allowed to hold my bottle up and wave it around and see his bottles gets backwards. His bottle is what that? Tyler?

43:22 You're still being I'm getting motion sickness because having a hard play away Tyler, it's narraguns slips. Give me some credit. Good lord, I haven't seen that forever. I'm getting Tyler's quick. I got a big ass matter, thank you. I gotta do that. The show. Who's masto? Don right? Damn? It's good year though, guys, I was that ship is amazing? Oh my yeah. I don't know how many times have you listened to me like, will be driving and I'll put on Gojira, and I'm like it was so good, and like I was so worried. I was telling everybody like, you got to see go Jere live. You have to see him live. And I was even telling the guys that was our artist. Bill and Cole was behind us, and I'm like, you're not.

44:36 It's fucking unreal. When they're live, it's just it's a whole different level. And when they got done playing, they were both gravy by the shoulder, like holy ship. Oh yeah, what about a light sign for background to anything? I was thinking my bud light surfboard. I guess I didn't see that that I sit in our chat? Yeah I see, the woman said the butt light. ZI, yeah seen it? Yeah pretty awesome. What about the other streams that you have going on? How can you see? Can you bring those up to you and see what's going on? What do you mean I think multiple streams going? Yeah, well everything comes in through here. We were scroll up and scroll up and show her our our Twitch comment. Where's that? I can do it? I got it, I got it. I got you don't worry. I got it.

45:31 I don't worry about it. Viewers and followers and chat. But why don't we want any of that price? The lower than any Oh my god, give me your money, spend your money. If I was in here going calm down, Mohammed, that's going to help you. I send him my credit card in for me, but I haven't heard anything back from him. Yeah, that's what he said. I think I should have went to uh, went to Amazon. You got like a gift card or something. Hey, man, that is in the US. Hey, I would absolutely wear a Kentucky X Files trapper hat. That was a trapper hat. I'm just gonna say it. Trapper hats are the like the Toboggan hats that got the ear flaps that come down. Yeah, oh yeah, absolutely any like thinking yeah, like it's got the big fuzzy square in the front and the ears flapped down. Yeah. Trapper hats are the best man in the wintertime.

46:47 Hell yeah, it covers your ears, dude. Okay, Kentucky GS File coonskin cap. What's more Kentucky than a I could? Man, I was just about to say that, right, Oh Jesus, Yeah, I'm just saying I don't know what happened to those raccoons, but I know that there were some dead ones. Well you know how to find them now, so you could make us some like handmade you just put a chicken cuob up. But they'll they'll find their way to live. Bait Dylan Dylan. The's already exist. They're on the website and on the Patreon. You can see us modeling them. Dyl might have to pay a little extra. I don't even know how do I send pictures of this chat? You can't send pictures in the chat. Yeah, a fair Dylan forman from Millennial Suck and Foretold Fiction.

47:52 Make sure you check those out good and Stereo Mammoth. They're streaming too, right. Yeah. They just put out one a while back, smoke new new songs and jam in that one chick out you guys get a chance to it's awesome. Oh yeah, doing some good work up there. And Ash Yeah, I mean Ben Dylan were bullshitt in a while back that we were neighbors. Now we're not, like, yeah, I feel like it's still it's what's still still like a half an hour drive? I don't know.

48:35 Yeah, I just read that Banana Hills caps. I'm sure. I mean, just go just go with the Olphan doors, like the fender like full blown sleeves. Look, Tyler, he's very very serious. This is this is Tyler so serious because that's his editing face. Yeah, that's editing coming face being Josh are so used to that. And he's working on something more like the one day his his shit crashed and he just froze. Yes, like it was like twenty minutes in before I figured out he was gone?

49:29 Were you? And he was in full edit mode? Right? We were like, is he just working on something? What are you doing? He's like, my fucking computer froze on that face, dude, Yeah, I believe people watching the ship. Yeah, it's holy crap doing it? What am I doing? Let's get another person in, somebody who wants to join this. Let's see how many we can praym in here. Dylan to get in here. What either one of the Dylans, we can have both of them have a Dyllan battle. Let's get let's get all the Dillons in here. Come on, guys, you join the live. Come on, Dylan's come on, send form the link YEP sending him one right now.

50:25 Try please be coming back with another fan. I'm sending it to your Facebook. Dylan. Where's he gonna be this time? He's gonna be like, oh, yeah, here we go. Whoa, you're gone, invites her out and we're all silent. Yeah, we're all waiting. We're waiting, We're waiting. I'm kind of like, I love that majestic pose. That was amazing. Just keep looking at other people. One second Tyler surveying the land. That was so awesome. Oh who's down there? You're looking at that? It became an art piece. Yes, all Dylan's invites are sent.

51:34 I'm waiting for Tyler to. I like, how you and Josh, you and Tyler mute yourselves smoke your devices? Was polite? Yes, thank you. We caught We caught lots of hell in season one the microphone and then I was like, is it really that bad? And then I listened to an episode and I was like, Oh, he got loud. This is this is terrible. We'll see. For the longest time, I only thought it was Tyler. Yeah, got nigga. I am always the problem.

52:17 I got a big fourhead. I thing he takes gummies, he feels it. Hey, Tyler, when did when did Dad, leave the chat. I guess we never got any Yeah. I was waiting for some like big time talk that Daddy Tyler. Yeah, we we had Daddy Tyler right here for a minute. We had James Sr. Senior. There's no senior.

52:58 Only Zulu looks like the other Delan might be into Oh see what I can do? Might be able to pop in for a second. Are you at work? We have enough screen for that mullet. Oh my god, that's look at that mullet. That ship's real too, I've seen it. I think that that is a million dollar bullet. That is a picture actually rock. Yeah, I mean the pit vipers and the goatee that doesn't connect to the mustache. Yeah, the small mustache, the little goateea, the mullet, the vipers. Don't talk about anybody's mustache. Start with me, don't you don't you sit there money, We'll talk about it. Oh mine is thicker. You might have a thicker beard. You don't have a thicker mustache. Oh, shut your own my face. God, the manly fight.

53:57 It has been a battle that's been going on for years. You two children know that I'm here with a camera. You wouldn't even do this whoa, we don't have as much gray? Easy, easy, I could do that. I can touch because his mustache likes to attack his mouth. I eat my mustache all the time. Everything he's coming in fucking gray. He used to come in like a beard. Now it's just like, oh, it's just great. We're just curling her mustaches. Uh, yeah, it happens. Look at that. He is actually white now, Ah, Scotty, don't handsome. It's a handsome picture like our character. It's there, Scutty, new cat. I made it up. I made an observation.

54:57 Cat. What's that? Oh? Here, Scotty, m h man. We got yelling. We don't got we don't get a little like like homing basic hang we got something here? The boom gay, you're trying to seduce everybody again there? All right, make sure, I mean, let's say here, I didn't I didn't do an inter hang up, what about that one? Let's go. Yeah, you know what Streamer needs to give us more goddamn music. Hey, you're all musicians. Yeah, great music.

56:22 She really called us out on that one. I'm only three years in practice. It's okay. That fucking that felt like a I mean, literally, everybody on this right now is a musician except for me, everyone, And I mean, you know, surely you played something there you go, you're an artist of some sort. But the obvious thing to think of, yeah, just making a ton of music for intros and ship. Yeah. Yeah, it's one of those things. Because everybody here may be a musician, but everybody here also is guilty of this right now, all right, you need to stop attacking me. Just I just made an observation too, is that the only person here that's not a musician is also the only person here you can see their chin. Cat's the only one without facial hair. She's the only non musician. Everybody else let's get that mustache going. Wait, I think we're even balanced. I think we're even balanced because we got you're a drummer. I can see the drums behind you. Dylan's a drummer.

57:45 Tyler and Jake both play bass, and me and you play guitar. Yeah, I play guitar toobody. It's gonna be Dyl. Hell, are you man? What? How's the sug going? Awesome? Dude, we just actually just uh finished up the last recording for this like chapter tonight. Just up. That's fucking awesome. If I could have getting into the live dude, damn it. I wish I could have called him. I sent him a message like we're going live. I haven't heard of the fact he's watching the UFC fights. Yeah, that's sound. Well why is his voice so intoxicating? Man? I know, dude, I'm just like and I'm just so aroused. Hi, Tyler, stop it, stop it the Tyler.

59:05 Oh Man, that my daddy. Denny's in the chat. Yeah, d in the chat. That's my mom and dad right there. I only drank a couple, so don't worry. Just a few, just a twenty four just then, excuse Yeah, that's awesome though. Man, you guys, we'll be right back and we'll go to God the marriage to Hannah. That's the marriage you just finished the last episode that the season? Is that the finale for this current season you're on? Yeah, so that we're wrapping up the God Saga on Monday. Now, I don't I don't want to have any spoilers, but have you guys started working out what's next? Yeah?

1:00:07 Yeah, we actually, uh we tease what's coming next at the end of this one. Fucking awesome, dude, As long as it's not ending, that's all I care about. I am selfish about this, Like, as long as it's not over, that's all I care about. No, we're just gonna keep it going. The ideas are just gonna get progressively more fucking stupid, but we're gonna keep it going perfect. I mean, that's all. That's all we need. You know what I mean? A great fucking show out there. If you guys haven't checked it out yet, it's four told fiction. Check it out. It's one of my favorites. I think I listened to it weekly at least. And uh, it's hilarious. It's very easy to go back and re listen to stuff too. I find myself relisting to favorite episodes, especially especially some of the earlier episodes. Alien Rickman comes to mind. I don't know why, but that would back the funk up every time. Well, then you are going to be very pleasantly surprised at chapter four. Oh fuck it awesome. I can't wait. Nice, I can't wait. It's gonna be great, but yet check it out for total fiction. Oh ship looks like that the other Dylan just arrived. Oh uh, oh Dylan Battle. I gotta see this mullet. Yeah, he better have a camera, that's all I'm saying. His head. Oh my god, boom. You had to throw that out just to make sure everybody knows how to spell it. Yeah right, there's the other Delan. What

1:01:43 up? Man? God? Look how many people we got in this live right now? That's amazing and yet not a chin visible? This is awesome. Yeah No, I'm Dylan's. Yeah, we oways to do some sex looking motherfuckers, don't we. And we spell our names the same way, and there's a fast way we spell Dylan and they're all wrong exactly damn straight yep, all right now kiss right now, ship. That's awesome. So Dylan, I have to ask you, uh uh Dylan with them all sorry, have you fucking seen how sexy this guy is? Jesus Christ? Look at I know man, he's he's the best piece of as we got to walk. Man, I swear you know the other Dylan has a history with the same dude too, not that one, sorry, this one kidding?

1:02:52 Okay, Scotty, don't Scottie, don't yep, Scotty new here he's still hanging out. That's awesome, scott you get a join or what are you joining by sending you an invite? You got a phone, so yeah, yeah, you can do it right. Yeah, he could join in here he's dealing with the rooster that somebody dropped off of his house. I really just want to see how many people I can squeeze into this live before it breaks pretty suon. Well, I'll be like big on the grave. That's fine. How many spaces are we allowed? I don't know, that's a good question. Let's find out. Yeah, let's hands across America and find out it's across America. Okay, so we are in the world tr right now. No, I'm driving home. Actually, I was at my family's house when your family's ouse, talking ship to Tyler the whole time, exactly.

1:03:52 Yeah. So the way I see it is, we got this many people with us in the top ten, so we could try to fit as many of them into this awesome huh yeah, top ten, twenty one thousand. Let you do it. Here's what I'm amazed by, and too, you better be watched Watch for Deer. It's dark out the seven of us on right now and there're still ten people watching. That's awesome. Get them all. My my boss. The other day at work, I was talking about putting up his game cameras to get deer, you know, and I'm like, you haven't got a deer whatever. I was like, dude, I can help you out. First you got to get it yourself, a Chevy Cruise. Then all you got to do is wait till about eight o'clock at night and drive to my house. You'll get a fucking deer in no time. But is it was the uh? Yeah? Is the the deaf dog part of it too? Or no? Is? For the love of god, I'm so confused. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, journey was, Yeah, it's likes on this game car. Is it raining? Yes? It is? Come on, man, Jenny, what the hell be faith? You're supposed to tell us the weather I did.

1:05:23 You can replay that same episode every week and it should hit or miss. I mean, I've sat it. Scotty an invite. If he doesn't join, I don't I don't even I don't even know what. I won't be upset, but I'll be very disappointed. Send it, bro, he said, Send it, bro. I see some crazy light going on. Oh god, it we're getting Scottie. We're getting scott accents. We're getting miss Skittles are gonna throw down on that. I've often wondered who would win in a naked mud wrestling match. Skittles could scrap though. He's wiry, he's like you know what I mean, Yeah, Yeah, he's got he's got the wingspan, he's got the reach. Yeah. But then like Scott a little bit, he's fast, you know, and he's a roosters a little lower center of gravity. That sounds sounds like somebody's shipping himselves. I'm sitting there, like, all of a sudden, I hear I honestly thought it was the damn suicide strip on the side of the road. What you guys

1:06:58 call those down there? We call him drunk alarms. We call them suicide They honestly are gators. Call them in the middle of the road to on the yellow lines. It depends on where're at. Okay, we got them sucking everywhere. I hate them, hate the yellow line all the sudden. We've got a drinking my road drinking, mind you, but my road is my road is narrow ship. So it's like constantly hitting it no matter what. Yeah, get them every down again, especially in semi may get them and it's like yeah, I like that appeared again after