S412- Would we survive?

0:00 All right, hey everybody, Uh, check out the Dread Excitabus, the new podcast we got going on. It's scripted fiction. It's really fun. I've been working hard on that one too, And we will see you soon on the next episode of The Kentucky X Files. So take care of each other and we'll see you. Then. I would be like, okay, maybe the eclipse was maybe maybe I can for I forgive it. Yeah, holy shit, I forgot that we were even talking about the eclipse. That's how we got to this. I just say that those are the only things I actually saw for this, Like conspiracy theory. I know there's probably some people out there that have their own, but like, conspiracy wise, what would you guys think could happen? I'm thinking more finally, the subterranean reptile people that controlled this world were giving the day to come out and suck our blood and then go back like it was their day of It was their day of feast. By the time the reptile people actually show up, nobody's gonna

1:33 actually care anymore. The reptile people are gonna come out like yeah, yeah, I mean yeah yeah, to rule the world, and we're gonna be like, man, you guys should have came back in like twenty twelve, like we're so over over this. I mean, yeah, that's that's that's a fair assessment because look what happened when like all the stuff started releasing. It was like there's a possibility that aliens really exist, and everybody was like, huh, look at this TikTok dance. Yeah, you know, yeah, we're obviously not ready for all that as Yeah we are. Yeah, we are like so desensitized. Like it's not that we're not ready for it, it's it's we just don't fucking care. No, It's it's like what I always say, if something like big like that happens, like in the sense of it, but I always like say, do I have to go to work tomorrow? Right? If I have to like that, that's how I I I grade the situation. So if I have to go to work tomorrow, it's not that important. It's really not that big of a deal.

2:44 I mean, do I still need money? Yeah? Do I need money. I was trying to find pictures of I hope somebody made a picture of Hell coking and Jesus, but they're not they're not great. I mean, we have a resident artist. Yeah, that's true, not not artists artists formerly known as Tyler. We get a word SPI. I think we should do that live one live one live on the show here is make Hulk Cog and Jesus. That could be like our you know, like the thumbs up Jesus from all the Yeah, uh, I think you were talking about the Buddy Jesus from Dog Buddy Jesus Jesus. Yeah. Yeah, we could hear the hull coking Jesus. Like, I don't know, I think that it's it's definitely a testament of our of our attention spans that the government's like and man, look there's a there's just there's a pretty good chance that we're being visited by another intelligence and we don't we don't really understand, we don't really get it. We don't we don't know what it is yet, and

4:15 we're like, oh, god, dude. So that's when hal Cogan comes into the wrestling ring and he slides under the ropes and he punches Jesus or punches Satan in the face because he is Jesus, and he like, doesn't you know, I have no And it's like that whole thing where the aliens were here is just out the window. At that point, we're tiktoking, we're youtubing, and we're doing and you're even you're even watching this right now. What are you doing? There's aliens? I mean, yeah, there could be aliens outside. No, I mean, if the aliens we're gonna make a make an appearance, the eclipse would have been pretty cool. Yeah, that would have been a great well for you guys. I was driving, so I wouldn't have even seen it. Yeah, I was heading.

5:10 It would have added a lot more to your traffic time too. Yeah. Well I was headed east too, so like it would have been like above them behind me. Yeah, yeah, I don't know, it's a it would have been any missed opportunity, missed opportunity. I wonder if anything's gone on, like if they've made any you know, progress on that whole thing, you know, the aliens and spaceships and disclosures and stuff. I haven't heard anything. I don't know, I haven't heard anything at all, Like all of it's been kind of just dead. Yeah, I mean everything that we know is that some kind of advanced propulsion. Don't really know the origin, uh multiple multiple like professionals and military career people have seen it. Uh, nobody knows what it is. That doesn't bode well, right if I'm being honest, Like if you if you take every single every single sighting and you and you line them all up, and you you take what they have in common, and the only thing they really have in common is that there's no actual way for us to fucking catch one. You know, you get you send these like billion dollars fucking fighter jets out there to like get close

6:42 to it, and it just plays with them. That doesn't vode very well at all for us. Oh my god, Amen, Amen, brother, that is fucking fantastic. Yea, I love it. Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, they play with us, They play with the airplanes, they show up in the nuclear facilities, do what they want, leave, shut stuff off. It doesn't pode very well to me. To me, it's like a bunch of warning signs. Like it's like saying, like, look how cute they are they think they can actually do something right. This will get them real rouled up. It's it seems to me like the same uh, the same principle of a of an ant farm. You're like, hey, watch this I'm gonna drop this this ant that I found outside into the ant farm. Watch what happens, get them all rolled up. Yeah, Or I'm gonna put this on the app. I'm gonna put two ant farms up next to each other. Watch them get all pissed. Yeah. They can never catch me, they can never get out, they can never do anything to me. They're just dance. You know. It gives me that feeling like, what was it? What do they call it? The there's

8:16 a theory. There's so many theories. I lose track of it, but it's that it's basically like a kid with a with an ant farm, like the zoo is at the zoo theory. I can't remember. That sounds right, Yeah, that sounds that sounds accurate. Yeah, the zoo hypothesis, that's what. Yeah. Yeah. It says if you're asking yourself why scientists have failed to find extraterrestrials, you can be sure that at least one of them will offer. Oh, you can be sure that at least one scientist can will offer the following answer, humans are not worthy. Yeah, it says here a plausible one, one plausible explanation for the lack of alien content is that we're not here to talk to We're here to observe the same reason that you don't talk to your fish and your fish tank, which I find a little weird because I used to have this big goldfish that I talk to you all the time. It's pretty cool. They're good listeners. They are.

9:24 Yeah, he would always swim around like and I would like stick little pellets in his mouth, like go buddy, you could like pet him on a little face you like he was. He was a feeder fish, you know, like you feed and feed him and stuff, and he like grew to be like that big. That was pretty well. I think they grossly underestimate how much people talk to their animals. Yeah, if what if an alien just appeared to you and it just started like I I and he's like, I don't know, you miss her. You can do any of them like real little so it's like reaching up but it's a little weird hand and it's like it's okay, human, It's okay human. It's kind of like when we put horses hold on an apple, it holds up a cheeseburger.

10:28 No, pull them up. I know. I mean, I'm not above it. I love cheeseburgers. He's like pet me, like I always grease and mustard all over my face. I love it. Maybe this is so bad? Can I have another cheeseburg where he like shows up with like delicious tacos, Like I love tacos. Damn Scott, damn alien keeps showing up and trying to pet my face, due, but he brings really good fucking tacos. Might let him do it. We're like the three candidates to never be visited by aliens, right, I feel like I feel like we are the candidates just because we have a podcast about weird and unexplained stuff, because they always go for people that are that seemed not believable, you know what I'm saying. He's got a good point there. Yeah, Like because now people like if they were like monitoring us, they were like, Okay, if anybody if they said that they were visited by aliens tonight and they go on their podcast, people will think it was fake because they have a podcast.

11:56 They have three single fasquatch show out there. Yeah. Right, we talked about this a while, bag did we have. We're like, dude, what good luck all these guys have? Right? And it's like every single sasquatch that owns property, Yeah, that has had an encounter on their property. That's interesting and it's fucking weird, right, it is interesting. Like, what are the odds? That's good luck? Is what that is? Yeah, that's good luck. Sasquattion never brings any tacos. No, I think that's sounding it. You probably eat them before he gets to you. That would make sense. I can't be really blame him, though.

12:39 Man, the's tacos, you know, Yeah, it's fucking tacos. As long as they're good tacos. I mean, if you had a lot that he could have shared, I'd be like, bro. Like you guys were wondering why we get off topics so easily, it's because we're out here asking the questions that need to be asked. Yeah, taco the sasquatch eating talk, Well, let me ask you a question, ty. Do you like tacos? I love tacos? Are they worthy of your time? Yeah? Boom, just like that, you're on board the Taco Files. That would have actually been a good name. We should change the name of the show to the Taco Files immediately, The Taco Files. Could you imagine the attention that you would get from that one. Welcome to the Taco files. I have a lot to say about that stuff too. There might have some opinions on that subject on taco tacos, Yeah, specifically restaurants that are not using the right tortoos anymore. Yeah. I am so heated about that ship.

13:52 He was telling us about this yesterday. Yeah, yeah, hey man, you know, let it out. It's that's like the feeling if you own a Mexican restaurant, buy your tortillas from the Mexican store, not Walmart, please, brother. That's what he was alike when he like was that the restaurant was like, ah, I was so mad as soon as I unwrapped that foil because I ordered fahitas and I saw that thick ass tortilla, I immediately knew these are Walmart tortillas. I was so mad. I'm still I'm still mad about it. Yeah, it's one less Mexican restaurant I can go to, you know what I mean, Like it was dropping on by the Castle, Yes, okay, yeah, that used to be awesome. That was the best one around, you know. Yeah, those nice guys there too. I delivered to them a lot. Yeah. Well, and it's just like everybody else. Inflation's hitting them. They can't afford to shop here.

15:03 So they're doing exactly like the one, the other one that you were talking about. They buy all their stuff next door at Walmart. Yeah. Nothing in that place doesn't come from Walmart. The drinks, the food, the meat, the cheese, all of it straight out of Walmart. Yeah. I what can you do, man, They make it. They make shit too expensive for everybody, you know, Yeah, I mean it like you say, inflation prices are up on everything. It's like, yeah, they've got to make money in the life out of everybody. Yeah, and they've got to make money on it too. And in order to make money on it, they either have to charge so much that nobody would buy it, or they have to buy from cheaper sources. So yeah, I guess from here on out, I'm just going to be going to the Mexican store and buying my own ingredients, honestly, best best policy. Yeah, wanted to ask is before we can continue on with the taco thing. We were talking about aliens and like all the stuff that they do to like like they're mischieft, they're Shenanigans, if you will rest scallions, like you were saying, like like they're like oh somewhere like like oh, they really think that they could do and like do something to us if there was an alien invasion.

16:25 Do you think that we could hold out? Mmmmm you yeah, I know that. That's what I'm saying is like, personally, do you feel like if there was a chance, do you feel like we could hold out? Uh? Possibly maybe figure out a weakness? I doubt it. If you want the most realistic alien invasion scenario, you need to get on Netflix and watch that show U The Three Body Problem, Okay, and that will give you, like probably the most realistic outlook for humans I've been able to see because it basically deals with relativity and time. Yeah. Okay, so we know that the universe is pretty goddamn big at this point in the in the in history, we were pretty confident that it's not just a blanket with holes poked in it, right, Okay. So here this thought really got me is that this far into human history, which ain't that far in if you think about it, there could be someone already in transit to invade us.

17:49 I mean the law of probability, you know, Yeah, there's there's gotta be there has to be be a percentage chance that that's true. Yeah, So in that show I was watching, they basically figured it out that within four hundred years the fleet of the invaders will arrive. And it's not because it's taken them for it. Well, I mean it is, but it's relativity is it's got them out that far, but they are on their way to invade Earth, right, So it basically gives this sex scenario of like, okay, so you have four hundred years to advance your technology far enough in hopes that you're going to put up a fight, But we don't know where the four hundred years started, Like, if it's a scenario, we don't know when that started. So oh yeah, this could have been for you know, two hundred years ago. Are we far enough If they're making that kind of a distance to us, they might be still significantly farther ahead, And we have to wonder are they advancing their technology on the way hmmm, Like how often does our you know, how often does our our navy, our entire navy take their take all their ships and go somewhere, and on the way there they invent a better way to do it right,

19:25 So we don't know if they're advancing technology on their way or if they're already so far ahead that it doesn't matter. And if if they're that confident to travel that far to get here to fuck us up, then yeah, we're probably screwed. Yeah, that's I don't know. I think the the beginning scene of the Terminator movie is probably more likely what we're gonna see, the walking around, stepping on our bones and shit. Yeah, yeah, I think that if they can get to it, they have the technology to not have to fight the around about Okay, I'm just I'm just saying, like that depict that the future, there was a lot of bodies just like just dead bodies scattered all over the like just every inch of the surface there was a dead body there. Because did you see how many skulls that think ran over It's like, what the hell, like was there like fifty trillion people on this planet that like just died like because of the AI And what you were seeing in that scene is wasn't them wiping out humanity. It was like it was after the fact, the them hunting down resistance fighters. Yeah, it's like, yeah, dude, like they just like vaporized like all these people, or they killed them so long ago that they basically were just piles of bones by that, right. But yeah, that the problem in regards

20:56 to an alien invasion is that we have no game plan. It's easy. I can't say it's easy, but subjectively, it would be easier to fight an enemy here on Earth because you basically start off with, well, we're humans and they're humans. What would we do if we were them? Right, and we go from there, Hey, bullets hurt them because it hurts us. Yeah, maybe we'll send more bullets their way before they get us there. Yeah, Jeff, Jeff, way to go. Yeah, But dealing with an extraterrestrial invasion, you don't You don't get that luxury, you don't get the intelligence. But I get that part. But there has to be home feel advantage type of thing here too. If they if we're experiencing what we have, shouldn't they experience similar effects, like this is a new world if it's not like their world. Saying that comes down to species longevity then because if we say, if we say, in example, say like well humans have been walking up right and being social and building cities and stuff for like let's just say ten thousand years, okay, and we're like, you know, in that time, we've developed immune systems, We've developed all kinds of immunities to diseases that we humans give each other, right, Okay,

22:27 So now we have to hope that the aliens aren't older than us, because if they're older than us, they're going to have a lot more diseases that they're bringing with them unknowingly that's going to end up doing the job before they ever have to. Yeah, and if they're if they're older than us in that regard, more than likely our diseases aren't going to be enough to do much to them because their immune systems will be like it'll be like Hall Cooke and Jesus, you know what I mean, like fighting like like us.

23:08 I'm just saying it's like there's there's the you know, like well world, the world of the worlds that it ended up being like our our bacteria and stuff that ended up taking them out. That's that's a possibility. But the immune system is never addressed at all. It's like if this, if these creatures are millions of years old and they've been working at this, you know, you can only imagine that this wouldn't be the first planet that they did this too. Yeah, we're not going to show up in force without some practice, right, Like we're gonna be like, look at the sun.

23:53 Right. I feel I feel like, you know, like it would definitely be more akin to Terminator the beginning scenes or the beginning scenes of War Worlds. Yeah, as far as an invasion, if it did happen, I don't think it's going to be hand to hand combat, little little green men type thing. But again, if they can get here, they've got the technology to not have to fight their own battles. Yeah, let's not be kind of dumb too. If they if they come out of their ship and they're like real little yeah, and they're like, take us to your leader, and we're just like, you know. Another thing is too, is that's assuming that there Jesus, this is assuming that they that it would be a battle, you know, if they needed water or whatever. Tyler's doing his part, I see that. Yeah, that's another thing. Do do they need the same right? So, just whatever resource they need if because presumably that's why they would come here, why else waste time? Yeah with us? You know, would they or even be a battle, or would they just show up and take what the hell they wanted? That that could be That could be the scenario right there, if they just show up, aim all their fucking like super advanced weapons at us and go, hey,

25:25 we're gonna be taking some of this. We made you a list, Just go ahead and feel that, and we're gonna leave. Okay, what about this? Okay? It kind of reminded me of what Gibbs was saying. He's say, if they had the technology to get here, they would have technology to fight their basically fight their battles for them. They wouldn't have to have to do a handic in or actual a firefight, if you will, what it happens, Like, think about xenomorphs, like something like that, they down a yeah, biological weapon of that of some sort like granted, granted like that, I feel like that would be even more dangerous in itself because this type of thing, it doesn't just kill, like kill you, and it doesn't take any prisoners, Like the only kind of prisoners that takes is to make more of it, Yeah, to reproduce. That's about That's that's the skinny of it. Like, so there's no reasoning with it, or even if there was a chance of reasoning with something like uh like that, even if it's the actual alien, the alien invaders. So I'm like, what's the end goal? It's like you like, I I believe that. I don't. I don't believe they'd show up for no objective reason.

26:52 Yeah, there would be something they want here they show up. Yeah, and it'd be so much cheaper to just threaten and get what you want and leave, then expend all the energy and resource to take it by force, which we'd probably make them take it by forrest, because that's our nature. Yeah. I just feel like it'd be a dumb move. Yeah, you kind of. It would be a quick realization that we're not the big kids in the in the playground. You know that the big kid on the playground just showed up and he's got advanced technology by thousands of years probably if he's showing up here and he's able to do that, Like what was what was the one the day the world stood still? Oh? Yeah, with the it dropped the big robot. Yeah, that would probably be I think that could be more along the lines of what would what would actually be It just lands and it stares at us and we're like, oh fuck, that's big. Yeah, and it's tough, and our bullets don't hurt it.

28:03 Hopefully they have some demands. Yeah, what if it's something stupid? What if like what if the aliens are like, we are here to take all of your tacos, supply them and we will leave. Well, then I can tell you right now, they're not coming to our neck of the woods. No, don't let them take the tacos over our goddamn dead bodies. Just give them just give them taco bill, taco bill, and just let them Chipotle in there. Yeah, it'll be fine. Yeah. I don't know, man, because I see that all the time. I see that the people post you know there. I like to call them their theories.

28:57 Yeah right, because I'm lurking. I'm in all the all these groups on Facebook, so I lurk and I watch the I watch what people post and I like to see it. And people are like, all the aliens are among us, they're among us right now, they're watching, And I'm like that interesting. Yeah, No, No, we do the same ship every day. How invigorating it is for an alien to watch me get up and go to work and do the same fucking thing every goddamn day, like its Groundhog Day. I break the same coffee, I drive the same road, I pack the same lunch every day. Yeah. Wow, you know, if the alien's watching me, then I would have to offer, uh, you know, perhaps take up a new TV show or book. I like reading books. They're exciting sometimes you find in a good book. Audiobooks are are are really particularly a favorite of mine? Yeah? Anything, but watch me do the same thing day in and day out, like a goddamn automaton, you know what I mean. Yeah, I'm still I still see it.

30:22 I think I think that's the thing that we as people tend to forget, is that we are not that important, nor are we that interesting. If if anybody was to invade here, they're coming from resources, Yeah, what do you think they take? Like, what do you think they want? Like, realistically, if they showed up, I'm not sure. What what do you do? We know? What's uh common on Earth? That's not really common out in the Solar system? Water? Yeah? Water, I mean fine water out there, but it seems to be a lot more you know, a lot more work involved to get it. Yeah. Yeah, maybe maybe it's Yeah, maybe it's just water. Mm hmmm, fuck, who knows. Yeah, there could be something silly, you know, like fucking I don't know nitrogen. You know. They could be like, man, we've been looking everywhere for nitrogen. You guys have it in your air. Yeah, in that case, like why would they show up a whole you know, dicky about it? What if they just what if they showed up tomorrow and they were like, hey, look guys, we