April 22, 2024
S412- Would we survive?

Would we survive the worst case scenario?
Would we survive the worst case scenario?
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All right, hey everybody, Uh, check out the Dread Excitabus, the
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new podcast we got going on.
It's scripted fiction. It's really fun.
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I've been working hard on that one
too, And we will see you soon
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on the next episode of The Kentucky
X Files. So take care of each
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other and we'll see you. Then. I would be like, okay,
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maybe the eclipse was maybe maybe I
can for I forgive it. Yeah,
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holy shit, I forgot that we
were even talking about the eclipse. That's
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how we got to this. I
just say that those are the only things
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I actually saw for this, Like
conspiracy theory. I know there's probably some
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people out there that have their own, but like, conspiracy wise, what
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would you guys think could happen?
I'm thinking more finally, the subterranean reptile
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people that controlled this world were giving
the day to come out and suck our
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blood and then go back like it
was their day of It was their day
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of feast. By the time the
reptile people actually show up, nobody's gonna
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actually care anymore. The reptile people
are gonna come out like yeah, yeah,
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I mean yeah yeah, to rule
the world, and we're gonna be
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like, man, you guys should
have came back in like twenty twelve,
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like we're so over over this.
I mean, yeah, that's that's that's
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a fair assessment because look what happened
when like all the stuff started releasing.
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It was like there's a possibility that
aliens really exist, and everybody was like,
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huh, look at this TikTok dance. Yeah, you know, yeah,
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we're obviously not ready for all that
as Yeah we are. Yeah,
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we are like so desensitized. Like
it's not that we're not ready for it,
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it's it's we just don't fucking care. No, It's it's like what
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I always say, if something like
big like that happens, like in the
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sense of it, but I always
like say, do I have to go
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to work tomorrow? Right? If
I have to like that, that's how
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I I I grade the situation.
So if I have to go to work
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tomorrow, it's not that important.
It's really not that big of a deal.
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I mean, do I still need
money? Yeah? Do I need
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money. I was trying to find
pictures of I hope somebody made a picture
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of Hell coking and Jesus, but
they're not they're not great. I mean,
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we have a resident artist. Yeah, that's true, not not artists
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artists formerly known as Tyler. We
get a word SPI. I think we
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should do that live one live one
live on the show here is make Hulk
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Cog and Jesus. That could be
like our you know, like the thumbs
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up Jesus from all the Yeah,
uh, I think you were talking about
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the Buddy Jesus from Dog Buddy Jesus
Jesus. Yeah. Yeah, we could
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hear the hull coking Jesus. Like, I don't know, I think that
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it's it's definitely a testament of our
of our attention spans that the government's like
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and man, look there's a there's
just there's a pretty good chance that we're
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being visited by another intelligence and we
don't we don't really understand, we don't
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really get it. We don't we
don't know what it is yet, and
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we're like, oh, god,
dude. So that's when hal Cogan comes
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into the wrestling ring and he slides
under the ropes and he punches Jesus or
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punches Satan in the face because he
is Jesus, and he like, doesn't
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you know, I have no And
it's like that whole thing where the aliens
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were here is just out the window. At that point, we're tiktoking,
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we're youtubing, and we're doing and
you're even you're even watching this right now.
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What are you doing? There's aliens? I mean, yeah, there
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could be aliens outside. No,
I mean, if the aliens we're gonna
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make a make an appearance, the
eclipse would have been pretty cool. Yeah,
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that would have been a great well
for you guys. I was driving,
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so I wouldn't have even seen it. Yeah, I was heading.
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It would have added a lot more
to your traffic time too. Yeah.
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Well I was headed east too,
so like it would have been like above
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them behind me. Yeah, yeah, I don't know, it's a it
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would have been any missed opportunity,
missed opportunity. I wonder if anything's gone
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on, like if they've made any
you know, progress on that whole thing,
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you know, the aliens and spaceships
and disclosures and stuff. I haven't
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heard anything. I don't know,
I haven't heard anything at all, Like
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all of it's been kind of just
dead. Yeah, I mean everything that
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we know is that some kind of
advanced propulsion. Don't really know the origin,
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uh multiple multiple like professionals and military
career people have seen it. Uh,
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nobody knows what it is. That
doesn't bode well, right if I'm
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being honest, Like if you if
you take every single every single sighting and
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you and you line them all up, and you you take what they have
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in common, and the only thing
they really have in common is that there's
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no actual way for us to fucking
catch one. You know, you get
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you send these like billion dollars fucking
fighter jets out there to like get close
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to it, and it just plays
with them. That doesn't vode very well
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at all for us. Oh my
god, Amen, Amen, brother,
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that is fucking fantastic. Yea,
I love it. Yeah, it's awesome.
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Yeah, they play with us,
They play with the airplanes, they
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show up in the nuclear facilities,
do what they want, leave, shut
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stuff off. It doesn't pode very
well to me. To me, it's
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like a bunch of warning signs.
Like it's like saying, like, look
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how cute they are they think they
can actually do something right. This will
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get them real rouled up. It's
it seems to me like the same uh,
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the same principle of a of an
ant farm. You're like, hey,
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watch this I'm gonna drop this this
ant that I found outside into the
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ant farm. Watch what happens,
get them all rolled up. Yeah,
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Or I'm gonna put this on the
app. I'm gonna put two ant farms
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up next to each other. Watch
them get all pissed. Yeah. They
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can never catch me, they can
never get out, they can never do
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anything to me. They're just dance. You know. It gives me that
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feeling like, what was it?
What do they call it? The there's
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a theory. There's so many theories. I lose track of it, but
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it's that it's basically like a kid
with a with an ant farm, like
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the zoo is at the zoo theory. I can't remember. That sounds right,
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Yeah, that sounds that sounds accurate. Yeah, the zoo hypothesis,
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that's what. Yeah. Yeah.
It says if you're asking yourself why scientists
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have failed to find extraterrestrials, you
can be sure that at least one of
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them will offer. Oh, you
can be sure that at least one scientist
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can will offer the following answer,
humans are not worthy. Yeah, it
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says here a plausible one, one
plausible explanation for the lack of alien content
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is that we're not here to talk
to We're here to observe the same reason
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that you don't talk to your fish
and your fish tank, which I find
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a little weird because I used to
have this big goldfish that I talk to
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you all the time. It's pretty
cool. They're good listeners. They are.
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Yeah, he would always swim around
like and I would like stick little
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pellets in his mouth, like go
buddy, you could like pet him on
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a little face you like he was. He was a feeder fish, you
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know, like you feed and feed
him and stuff, and he like grew
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to be like that big. That
was pretty well. I think they grossly
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underestimate how much people talk to their
animals. Yeah, if what if an
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alien just appeared to you and it
just started like I I and he's like,
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I don't know, you miss her. You can do any of them
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like real little so it's like reaching
up but it's a little weird hand and
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it's like it's okay, human,
It's okay human. It's kind of like
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when we put horses hold on an
apple, it holds up a cheeseburger.
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No, pull them up. I
know. I mean, I'm not above
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it. I love cheeseburgers. He's
like pet me, like I always grease
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and mustard all over my face.
I love it. Maybe this is so
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bad? Can I have another cheeseburg
where he like shows up with like delicious
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tacos, Like I love tacos.
Damn Scott, damn alien keeps showing up
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and trying to pet my face,
due, but he brings really good fucking
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tacos. Might let him do it. We're like the three candidates to never
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be visited by aliens, right,
I feel like I feel like we are
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the candidates just because we have a
podcast about weird and unexplained stuff, because
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they always go for people that are
that seemed not believable, you know what
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I'm saying. He's got a good
point there. Yeah, Like because now
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people like if they were like monitoring
us, they were like, Okay,
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if anybody if they said that they
were visited by aliens tonight and they go
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on their podcast, people will think
it was fake because they have a podcast.
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They have three single fasquatch show out
there. Yeah. Right, we
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talked about this a while, bag
did we have. We're like, dude,
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what good luck all these guys have? Right? And it's like every
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single sasquatch that owns property, Yeah, that has had an encounter on their
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property. That's interesting and it's fucking
weird, right, it is interesting.
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Like, what are the odds?
That's good luck? Is what that is?
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Yeah, that's good luck. Sasquattion
never brings any tacos. No,
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I think that's sounding it. You
probably eat them before he gets to you.
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That would make sense. I can't
be really blame him, though.
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Man, the's tacos, you know, Yeah, it's fucking tacos. As
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long as they're good tacos. I
mean, if you had a lot that
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he could have shared, I'd be
like, bro. Like you guys were
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wondering why we get off topics so
easily, it's because we're out here asking
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the questions that need to be asked. Yeah, taco the sasquatch eating talk,
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Well, let me ask you a
question, ty. Do you like
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tacos? I love tacos? Are
they worthy of your time? Yeah?
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Boom, just like that, you're
on board the Taco Files. That would
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have actually been a good name.
We should change the name of the show
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to the Taco Files immediately, The
Taco Files. Could you imagine the attention
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that you would get from that one. Welcome to the Taco files. I
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have a lot to say about that
stuff too. There might have some opinions
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on that subject on taco tacos,
Yeah, specifically restaurants that are not using
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the right tortoos anymore. Yeah.
I am so heated about that ship.
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He was telling us about this yesterday. Yeah, yeah, hey man,
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you know, let it out.
It's that's like the feeling if you own
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a Mexican restaurant, buy your tortillas
from the Mexican store, not Walmart,
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please, brother. That's what he
was alike when he like was that the
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restaurant was like, ah, I
was so mad as soon as I unwrapped
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that foil because I ordered fahitas and
I saw that thick ass tortilla, I
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immediately knew these are Walmart tortillas.
I was so mad. I'm still I'm
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still mad about it. Yeah,
it's one less Mexican restaurant I can go
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to, you know what I mean, Like it was dropping on by the
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Castle, Yes, okay, yeah, that used to be awesome. That
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was the best one around, you
know. Yeah, those nice guys there
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too. I delivered to them a
lot. Yeah. Well, and it's
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just like everybody else. Inflation's hitting
them. They can't afford to shop here.
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So they're doing exactly like the one, the other one that you were
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talking about. They buy all their
stuff next door at Walmart. Yeah.
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Nothing in that place doesn't come from
Walmart. The drinks, the food,
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the meat, the cheese, all
of it straight out of Walmart. Yeah.
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I what can you do, man, They make it. They make
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shit too expensive for everybody, you
know, Yeah, I mean it like
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you say, inflation prices are up
on everything. It's like, yeah,
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they've got to make money in the
life out of everybody. Yeah, and
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they've got to make money on it
too. And in order to make money
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on it, they either have to
charge so much that nobody would buy it,
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or they have to buy from cheaper
sources. So yeah, I guess
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from here on out, I'm just
going to be going to the Mexican store
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and buying my own ingredients, honestly, best best policy. Yeah, wanted
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to ask is before we can continue
on with the taco thing. We were
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talking about aliens and like all the
stuff that they do to like like they're
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mischieft, they're Shenanigans, if you
will rest scallions, like you were saying,
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like like they're like oh somewhere like
like oh, they really think that
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they could do and like do something
to us if there was an alien invasion.
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Do you think that we could hold
out? Mmmmm you yeah, I
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know that. That's what I'm saying
is like, personally, do you feel
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like if there was a chance,
do you feel like we could hold out?
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Uh? Possibly maybe figure out a
weakness? I doubt it. If
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you want the most realistic alien invasion
scenario, you need to get on Netflix
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and watch that show U The Three
Body Problem, Okay, and that will
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give you, like probably the most
realistic outlook for humans I've been able to
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see because it basically deals with relativity
and time. Yeah. Okay, so
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we know that the universe is pretty
goddamn big at this point in the in
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the in history, we were pretty
confident that it's not just a blanket with
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holes poked in it, right,
Okay. So here this thought really got
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me is that this far into human
history, which ain't that far in if
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you think about it, there could
be someone already in transit to invade us.
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I mean the law of probability,
you know, Yeah, there's there's
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gotta be there has to be be
a percentage chance that that's true. Yeah,
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So in that show I was watching, they basically figured it out that
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within four hundred years the fleet of
the invaders will arrive. And it's not
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because it's taken them for it.
Well, I mean it is, but
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it's relativity is it's got them out
that far, but they are on their
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way to invade Earth, right,
So it basically gives this sex scenario of
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like, okay, so you have
four hundred years to advance your technology far
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enough in hopes that you're going to
put up a fight, But we don't
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know where the four hundred years started, Like, if it's a scenario,
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we don't know when that started.
So oh yeah, this could have been
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for you know, two hundred years
ago. Are we far enough If they're
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making that kind of a distance to
us, they might be still significantly farther
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ahead, And we have to wonder
are they advancing their technology on the way
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hmmm, Like how often does our
you know, how often does our our
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navy, our entire navy take their
take all their ships and go somewhere,
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and on the way there they invent
a better way to do it right,
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So we don't know if they're advancing
technology on their way or if they're already
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so far ahead that it doesn't matter. And if if they're that confident to
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travel that far to get here to
fuck us up, then yeah, we're
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probably screwed. Yeah, that's I
don't know. I think the the beginning
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scene of the Terminator movie is probably
more likely what we're gonna see, the
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walking around, stepping on our bones
and shit. Yeah, yeah, I
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think that if they can get to
it, they have the technology to not
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have to fight the around about Okay, I'm just I'm just saying, like
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that depict that the future, there
was a lot of bodies just like just
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dead bodies scattered all over the like
just every inch of the surface there was
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a dead body there. Because did
you see how many skulls that think ran
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over It's like, what the hell, like was there like fifty trillion people
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on this planet that like just died
like because of the AI And what you
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were seeing in that scene is wasn't
them wiping out humanity. It was like
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it was after the fact, the
them hunting down resistance fighters. Yeah,
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it's like, yeah, dude,
like they just like vaporized like all these
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people, or they killed them so
long ago that they basically were just piles
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of bones by that, right.
But yeah, that the problem in regards
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to an alien invasion is that we
have no game plan. It's easy.
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I can't say it's easy, but
subjectively, it would be easier to fight
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an enemy here on Earth because you
basically start off with, well, we're
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humans and they're humans. What would
we do if we were them? Right,
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and we go from there, Hey, bullets hurt them because it hurts
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us. Yeah, maybe we'll send
more bullets their way before they get us
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there. Yeah, Jeff, Jeff, way to go. Yeah, But
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dealing with an extraterrestrial invasion, you
don't You don't get that luxury, you
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don't get the intelligence. But I
get that part. But there has to
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be home feel advantage type of thing
here too. If they if we're experiencing
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what we have, shouldn't they experience
similar effects, like this is a new
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world if it's not like their world. Saying that comes down to species longevity
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then because if we say, if
we say, in example, say like
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well humans have been walking up right
and being social and building cities and stuff
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for like let's just say ten thousand
years, okay, and we're like,
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you know, in that time,
we've developed immune systems, We've developed all
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kinds of immunities to diseases that we
humans give each other, right, Okay,
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So now we have to hope that
the aliens aren't older than us,
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because if they're older than us,
they're going to have a lot more diseases
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that they're bringing with them unknowingly that's
going to end up doing the job before
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they ever have to. Yeah,
and if they're if they're older than us
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in that regard, more than likely
our diseases aren't going to be enough to
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do much to them because their immune
systems will be like it'll be like Hall
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Cooke and Jesus, you know what
I mean, like fighting like like us.
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I'm just saying it's like there's there's
the you know, like well world,
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the world of the worlds that it
ended up being like our our bacteria
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and stuff that ended up taking them
out. That's that's a possibility. But
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the immune system is never addressed at
all. It's like if this, if
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these creatures are millions of years old
and they've been working at this, you
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know, you can only imagine that
this wouldn't be the first planet that they
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did this too. Yeah, we're
not going to show up in force without
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some practice, right, Like we're
gonna be like, look at the sun.
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Right. I feel I feel like, you know, like it would
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definitely be more akin to Terminator the
beginning scenes or the beginning scenes of War
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Worlds. Yeah, as far as
an invasion, if it did happen,
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I don't think it's going to be
hand to hand combat, little little green
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men type thing. But again,
if they can get here, they've got
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the technology to not have to fight
their own battles. Yeah, let's not
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be kind of dumb too. If
they if they come out of their ship
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and they're like real little yeah,
and they're like, take us to your
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leader, and we're just like,
you know. Another thing is too,
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is that's assuming that there Jesus,
this is assuming that they that it would
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be a battle, you know,
if they needed water or whatever. Tyler's
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doing his part, I see that. Yeah, that's another thing. Do
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do they need the same right?
So, just whatever resource they need if
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because presumably that's why they would come
here, why else waste time? Yeah
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with us? You know, would
they or even be a battle, or
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would they just show up and take
what the hell they wanted? That that
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could be That could be the scenario
right there, if they just show up,
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aim all their fucking like super advanced
weapons at us and go, hey,
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we're gonna be taking some of this. We made you a list,
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Just go ahead and feel that,
and we're gonna leave. Okay, what
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about this? Okay? It kind
of reminded me of what Gibbs was saying.
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He's say, if they had the
technology to get here, they would
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have technology to fight their basically fight
their battles for them. They wouldn't have
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to have to do a handic in
or actual a firefight, if you will,
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what it happens, Like, think
about xenomorphs, like something like that,
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they down a yeah, biological weapon
of that of some sort like granted,
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granted like that, I feel like
that would be even more dangerous in
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itself because this type of thing,
it doesn't just kill, like kill you,
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and it doesn't take any prisoners,
Like the only kind of prisoners that
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takes is to make more of it, Yeah, to reproduce. That's about
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That's that's the skinny of it.
Like, so there's no reasoning with it,
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or even if there was a chance
of reasoning with something like uh like
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that, even if it's the actual
alien, the alien invaders. So I'm
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like, what's the end goal?
It's like you like, I I believe
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that. I don't. I don't
believe they'd show up for no objective reason.
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Yeah, there would be something they
want here they show up. Yeah,
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and it'd be so much cheaper to
just threaten and get what you want
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and leave, then expend all the
energy and resource to take it by force,
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which we'd probably make them take it
by forrest, because that's our nature.
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Yeah. I just feel like it'd
be a dumb move. Yeah,
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you kind of. It would be
a quick realization that we're not the big
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kids in the in the playground.
You know that the big kid on the
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playground just showed up and he's got
advanced technology by thousands of years probably if
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he's showing up here and he's able
to do that, Like what was what
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was the one the day the world
stood still? Oh? Yeah, with
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the it dropped the big robot.
Yeah, that would probably be I think
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that could be more along the lines
of what would what would actually be It
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just lands and it stares at us
and we're like, oh fuck, that's
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big. Yeah, and it's tough, and our bullets don't hurt it.
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Hopefully they have some demands. Yeah, what if it's something stupid? What
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if like what if the aliens are
like, we are here to take all
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of your tacos, supply them and
we will leave. Well, then I
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can tell you right now, they're
not coming to our neck of the woods.
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No, don't let them take the
tacos over our goddamn dead bodies.
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Just give them just give them taco
bill, taco bill, and just let
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them Chipotle in there. Yeah,
it'll be fine. Yeah. I don't
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know, man, because I see
that all the time. I see that
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the people post you know there.
I like to call them their theories.
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Yeah right, because I'm lurking.
I'm in all the all these groups on
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Facebook, so I lurk and I
watch the I watch what people post and
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I like to see it. And
people are like, all the aliens are
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among us, they're among us right
now, they're watching, And I'm like
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that interesting. Yeah, No,
No, we do the same ship every
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day. How invigorating it is for
an alien to watch me get up and
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go to work and do the same
fucking thing every goddamn day, like its
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Groundhog Day. I break the same
coffee, I drive the same road,
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I pack the same lunch every day. Yeah. Wow, you know,
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if the alien's watching me, then
I would have to offer, uh,
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you know, perhaps take up a
new TV show or book. I like
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reading books. They're exciting sometimes you
find in a good book. Audiobooks are
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are are really particularly a favorite of
mine? Yeah? Anything, but watch
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me do the same thing day in
and day out, like a goddamn automaton,
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you know what I mean. Yeah, I'm still I still see it.
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I think I think that's the thing
that we as people tend to forget,
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is that we are not that important, nor are we that interesting.
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If if anybody was to invade here, they're coming from resources, Yeah,
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what do you think they take?
Like, what do you think they want?
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Like, realistically, if they showed
up, I'm not sure. What
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what do you do? We know? What's uh common on Earth? That's
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not really common out in the Solar
system? Water? Yeah? Water,
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I mean fine water out there,
but it seems to be a lot more
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you know, a lot more work
involved to get it. Yeah. Yeah,
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maybe maybe it's Yeah, maybe it's
just water. Mm hmmm, fuck,
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who knows. Yeah, there could
be something silly, you know,
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like fucking I don't know nitrogen.
You know. They could be like,
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man, we've been looking everywhere for
nitrogen. You guys have it in your
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air. Yeah, in that case, like why would they show up a
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whole you know, dicky about it? What if they just what if they
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showed up tomorrow and they were like, hey, look guys, we
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All right, hey everybody, Uh, check out the Dread Excitabus, the
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new podcast we got going on.
It's scripted fiction. It's really fun.
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I've been working hard on that one
too, And we will see you soon
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on the next episode of The Kentucky
X Files. So take care of each
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other and we'll see you. Then. I would be like, okay,
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maybe the eclipse was maybe maybe I
can for I forgive it. Yeah,
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holy shit, I forgot that we
were even talking about the eclipse. That's
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how we got to this. I
just say that those are the only things
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I actually saw for this, Like
conspiracy theory. I know there's probably some
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people out there that have their own, but like, conspiracy wise, what
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would you guys think could happen?
I'm thinking more finally, the subterranean reptile
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people that controlled this world were giving
the day to come out and suck our
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blood and then go back like it
was their day of It was their day
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of feast. By the time the
reptile people actually show up, nobody's gonna
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actually care anymore. The reptile people
are gonna come out like yeah, yeah,
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I mean yeah yeah, to rule
the world, and we're gonna be
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like, man, you guys should
have came back in like twenty twelve,
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like we're so over over this.
I mean, yeah, that's that's that's
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a fair assessment because look what happened
when like all the stuff started releasing.
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It was like there's a possibility that
aliens really exist, and everybody was like,
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huh, look at this TikTok dance. Yeah, you know, yeah,
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we're obviously not ready for all that
as Yeah we are. Yeah,
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we are like so desensitized. Like
it's not that we're not ready for it,
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it's it's we just don't fucking care. No, It's it's like what
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I always say, if something like
big like that happens, like in the
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sense of it, but I always
like say, do I have to go
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to work tomorrow? Right? If
I have to like that, that's how
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I I I grade the situation.
So if I have to go to work
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tomorrow, it's not that important.
It's really not that big of a deal.
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I mean, do I still need
money? Yeah? Do I need
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money. I was trying to find
pictures of I hope somebody made a picture
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of Hell coking and Jesus, but
they're not they're not great. I mean,
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we have a resident artist. Yeah, that's true, not not artists
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artists formerly known as Tyler. We
get a word SPI. I think we
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should do that live one live one
live on the show here is make Hulk
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Cog and Jesus. That could be
like our you know, like the thumbs
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up Jesus from all the Yeah,
uh, I think you were talking about
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the Buddy Jesus from Dog Buddy Jesus
Jesus. Yeah. Yeah, we could
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hear the hull coking Jesus. Like, I don't know, I think that
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it's it's definitely a testament of our
of our attention spans that the government's like
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and man, look there's a there's
just there's a pretty good chance that we're
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being visited by another intelligence and we
don't we don't really understand, we don't
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really get it. We don't we
don't know what it is yet, and
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we're like, oh, god,
dude. So that's when hal Cogan comes
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into the wrestling ring and he slides
under the ropes and he punches Jesus or
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punches Satan in the face because he
is Jesus, and he like, doesn't
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you know, I have no And
it's like that whole thing where the aliens
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were here is just out the window. At that point, we're tiktoking,
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we're youtubing, and we're doing and
you're even you're even watching this right now.
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What are you doing? There's aliens? I mean, yeah, there
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could be aliens outside. No,
I mean, if the aliens we're gonna
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make a make an appearance, the
eclipse would have been pretty cool. Yeah,
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that would have been a great well
for you guys. I was driving,
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so I wouldn't have even seen it. Yeah, I was heading.
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It would have added a lot more
to your traffic time too. Yeah.
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Well I was headed east too,
so like it would have been like above
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them behind me. Yeah, yeah, I don't know, it's a it
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would have been any missed opportunity,
missed opportunity. I wonder if anything's gone
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on, like if they've made any
you know, progress on that whole thing,
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you know, the aliens and spaceships
and disclosures and stuff. I haven't
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heard anything. I don't know,
I haven't heard anything at all, Like
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all of it's been kind of just
dead. Yeah, I mean everything that
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we know is that some kind of
advanced propulsion. Don't really know the origin,
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uh multiple multiple like professionals and military
career people have seen it. Uh,
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nobody knows what it is. That
doesn't bode well, right if I'm
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being honest, Like if you if
you take every single every single sighting and
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you and you line them all up, and you you take what they have
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in common, and the only thing
they really have in common is that there's
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no actual way for us to fucking
catch one. You know, you get
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you send these like billion dollars fucking
fighter jets out there to like get close
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to it, and it just plays
with them. That doesn't vode very well
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at all for us. Oh my
god, Amen, Amen, brother,
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that is fucking fantastic. Yea,
I love it. Yeah, it's awesome.
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Yeah, they play with us,
They play with the airplanes, they
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show up in the nuclear facilities,
do what they want, leave, shut
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stuff off. It doesn't pode very
well to me. To me, it's
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like a bunch of warning signs.
Like it's like saying, like, look
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how cute they are they think they
can actually do something right. This will
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get them real rouled up. It's
it seems to me like the same uh,
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the same principle of a of an
ant farm. You're like, hey,
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watch this I'm gonna drop this this
ant that I found outside into the
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ant farm. Watch what happens,
get them all rolled up. Yeah,
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Or I'm gonna put this on the
app. I'm gonna put two ant farms
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up next to each other. Watch
them get all pissed. Yeah. They
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can never catch me, they can
never get out, they can never do
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anything to me. They're just dance. You know. It gives me that
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feeling like, what was it?
What do they call it? The there's
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a theory. There's so many theories. I lose track of it, but
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it's that it's basically like a kid
with a with an ant farm, like
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the zoo is at the zoo theory. I can't remember. That sounds right,
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Yeah, that sounds that sounds accurate. Yeah, the zoo hypothesis,
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that's what. Yeah. Yeah.
It says if you're asking yourself why scientists
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have failed to find extraterrestrials, you
can be sure that at least one of
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them will offer. Oh, you
can be sure that at least one scientist
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can will offer the following answer,
humans are not worthy. Yeah, it
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says here a plausible one, one
plausible explanation for the lack of alien content
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is that we're not here to talk
to We're here to observe the same reason
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that you don't talk to your fish
and your fish tank, which I find
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a little weird because I used to
have this big goldfish that I talk to
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you all the time. It's pretty
cool. They're good listeners. They are.
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Yeah, he would always swim around
like and I would like stick little
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pellets in his mouth, like go
buddy, you could like pet him on
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a little face you like he was. He was a feeder fish, you
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know, like you feed and feed
him and stuff, and he like grew
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to be like that big. That
was pretty well. I think they grossly
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underestimate how much people talk to their
animals. Yeah, if what if an
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alien just appeared to you and it
just started like I I and he's like,
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I don't know, you miss her. You can do any of them
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like real little so it's like reaching
up but it's a little weird hand and
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it's like it's okay, human,
It's okay human. It's kind of like
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when we put horses hold on an
apple, it holds up a cheeseburger.
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No, pull them up. I
know. I mean, I'm not above
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it. I love cheeseburgers. He's
like pet me, like I always grease
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and mustard all over my face.
I love it. Maybe this is so
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bad? Can I have another cheeseburg
where he like shows up with like delicious
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tacos, Like I love tacos.
Damn Scott, damn alien keeps showing up
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and trying to pet my face,
due, but he brings really good fucking
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tacos. Might let him do it. We're like the three candidates to never
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be visited by aliens, right,
I feel like I feel like we are
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the candidates just because we have a
podcast about weird and unexplained stuff, because
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they always go for people that are
that seemed not believable, you know what
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I'm saying. He's got a good
point there. Yeah, Like because now
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people like if they were like monitoring
us, they were like, Okay,
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if anybody if they said that they
were visited by aliens tonight and they go
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on their podcast, people will think
it was fake because they have a podcast.
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They have three single fasquatch show out
there. Yeah. Right, we
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talked about this a while, bag
did we have. We're like, dude,
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what good luck all these guys have? Right? And it's like every
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single sasquatch that owns property, Yeah, that has had an encounter on their
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property. That's interesting and it's fucking
weird, right, it is interesting.
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Like, what are the odds?
That's good luck? Is what that is?
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Yeah, that's good luck. Sasquattion
never brings any tacos. No,
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I think that's sounding it. You
probably eat them before he gets to you.
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That would make sense. I can't
be really blame him, though.
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Man, the's tacos, you know, Yeah, it's fucking tacos. As
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long as they're good tacos. I
mean, if you had a lot that
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he could have shared, I'd be
like, bro. Like you guys were
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wondering why we get off topics so
easily, it's because we're out here asking
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the questions that need to be asked. Yeah, taco the sasquatch eating talk,
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Well, let me ask you a
question, ty. Do you like
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tacos? I love tacos? Are
they worthy of your time? Yeah?
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Boom, just like that, you're
on board the Taco Files. That would
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have actually been a good name.
We should change the name of the show
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to the Taco Files immediately, The
Taco Files. Could you imagine the attention
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that you would get from that one. Welcome to the Taco files. I
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have a lot to say about that
stuff too. There might have some opinions
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on that subject on taco tacos,
Yeah, specifically restaurants that are not using
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the right tortoos anymore. Yeah.
I am so heated about that ship.
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He was telling us about this yesterday. Yeah, yeah, hey man,
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you know, let it out.
It's that's like the feeling if you own
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a Mexican restaurant, buy your tortillas
from the Mexican store, not Walmart,
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please, brother. That's what he
was alike when he like was that the
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restaurant was like, ah, I
was so mad as soon as I unwrapped
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that foil because I ordered fahitas and
I saw that thick ass tortilla, I
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immediately knew these are Walmart tortillas.
I was so mad. I'm still I'm
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still mad about it. Yeah,
it's one less Mexican restaurant I can go
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to, you know what I mean, Like it was dropping on by the
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Castle, Yes, okay, yeah, that used to be awesome. That
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was the best one around, you
know. Yeah, those nice guys there
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too. I delivered to them a
lot. Yeah. Well, and it's
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just like everybody else. Inflation's hitting
them. They can't afford to shop here.
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So they're doing exactly like the one, the other one that you were
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talking about. They buy all their
stuff next door at Walmart. Yeah.
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Nothing in that place doesn't come from
Walmart. The drinks, the food,
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the meat, the cheese, all
of it straight out of Walmart. Yeah.
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I what can you do, man, They make it. They make
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shit too expensive for everybody, you
know, Yeah, I mean it like
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you say, inflation prices are up
on everything. It's like, yeah,
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they've got to make money in the
life out of everybody. Yeah, and
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they've got to make money on it
too. And in order to make money
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on it, they either have to
charge so much that nobody would buy it,
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or they have to buy from cheaper
sources. So yeah, I guess
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from here on out, I'm just
going to be going to the Mexican store
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and buying my own ingredients, honestly, best best policy. Yeah, wanted
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to ask is before we can continue
on with the taco thing. We were
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talking about aliens and like all the
stuff that they do to like like they're
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mischieft, they're Shenanigans, if you
will rest scallions, like you were saying,
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like like they're like oh somewhere like
like oh, they really think that
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they could do and like do something
to us if there was an alien invasion.
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Do you think that we could hold
out? Mmmmm you yeah, I
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know that. That's what I'm saying
is like, personally, do you feel
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like if there was a chance,
do you feel like we could hold out?
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Uh? Possibly maybe figure out a
weakness? I doubt it. If
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you want the most realistic alien invasion
scenario, you need to get on Netflix
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and watch that show U The Three
Body Problem, Okay, and that will
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give you, like probably the most
realistic outlook for humans I've been able to
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see because it basically deals with relativity
and time. Yeah. Okay, so
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we know that the universe is pretty
goddamn big at this point in the in
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the in history, we were pretty
confident that it's not just a blanket with
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holes poked in it, right,
Okay. So here this thought really got
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me is that this far into human
history, which ain't that far in if
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you think about it, there could
be someone already in transit to invade us.
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I mean the law of probability,
you know, Yeah, there's there's
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gotta be there has to be be
a percentage chance that that's true. Yeah,
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So in that show I was watching, they basically figured it out that
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within four hundred years the fleet of
the invaders will arrive. And it's not
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because it's taken them for it.
Well, I mean it is, but
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it's relativity is it's got them out
that far, but they are on their
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way to invade Earth, right,
So it basically gives this sex scenario of
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like, okay, so you have
four hundred years to advance your technology far
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enough in hopes that you're going to
put up a fight, But we don't
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know where the four hundred years started, Like, if it's a scenario,
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we don't know when that started.
So oh yeah, this could have been
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for you know, two hundred years
ago. Are we far enough If they're
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making that kind of a distance to
us, they might be still significantly farther
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ahead, And we have to wonder
are they advancing their technology on the way
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hmmm, Like how often does our
you know, how often does our our
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navy, our entire navy take their
take all their ships and go somewhere,
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and on the way there they invent
a better way to do it right,
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So we don't know if they're advancing
technology on their way or if they're already
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so far ahead that it doesn't matter. And if if they're that confident to
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travel that far to get here to
fuck us up, then yeah, we're
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probably screwed. Yeah, that's I
don't know. I think the the beginning
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scene of the Terminator movie is probably
more likely what we're gonna see, the
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walking around, stepping on our bones
and shit. Yeah, yeah, I
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think that if they can get to
it, they have the technology to not
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have to fight the around about Okay, I'm just I'm just saying, like
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that depict that the future, there
was a lot of bodies just like just
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dead bodies scattered all over the like
just every inch of the surface there was
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a dead body there. Because did
you see how many skulls that think ran
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over It's like, what the hell, like was there like fifty trillion people
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on this planet that like just died
like because of the AI And what you
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were seeing in that scene is wasn't
them wiping out humanity. It was like
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it was after the fact, the
them hunting down resistance fighters. Yeah,
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it's like, yeah, dude,
like they just like vaporized like all these
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people, or they killed them so
long ago that they basically were just piles
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of bones by that, right.
But yeah, that the problem in regards
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to an alien invasion is that we
have no game plan. It's easy.
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I can't say it's easy, but
subjectively, it would be easier to fight
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an enemy here on Earth because you
basically start off with, well, we're
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humans and they're humans. What would
we do if we were them? Right,
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and we go from there, Hey, bullets hurt them because it hurts
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us. Yeah, maybe we'll send
more bullets their way before they get us
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there. Yeah, Jeff, Jeff, way to go. Yeah, But
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dealing with an extraterrestrial invasion, you
don't You don't get that luxury, you
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don't get the intelligence. But I
get that part. But there has to
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be home feel advantage type of thing
here too. If they if we're experiencing
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what we have, shouldn't they experience
similar effects, like this is a new
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world if it's not like their world. Saying that comes down to species longevity
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then because if we say, if
we say, in example, say like
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well humans have been walking up right
and being social and building cities and stuff
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for like let's just say ten thousand
years, okay, and we're like,
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you know, in that time,
we've developed immune systems, We've developed all
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kinds of immunities to diseases that we
humans give each other, right, Okay,
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So now we have to hope that
the aliens aren't older than us,
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because if they're older than us,
they're going to have a lot more diseases
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that they're bringing with them unknowingly that's
going to end up doing the job before
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they ever have to. Yeah,
and if they're if they're older than us
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in that regard, more than likely
our diseases aren't going to be enough to
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do much to them because their immune
systems will be like it'll be like Hall
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Cooke and Jesus, you know what
I mean, like fighting like like us.
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I'm just saying it's like there's there's
the you know, like well world,
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the world of the worlds that it
ended up being like our our bacteria
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and stuff that ended up taking them
out. That's that's a possibility. But
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the immune system is never addressed at
all. It's like if this, if
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these creatures are millions of years old
and they've been working at this, you
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know, you can only imagine that
this wouldn't be the first planet that they
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did this too. Yeah, we're
not going to show up in force without
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some practice, right, Like we're
gonna be like, look at the sun.
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Right. I feel I feel like, you know, like it would
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definitely be more akin to Terminator the
beginning scenes or the beginning scenes of War
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Worlds. Yeah, as far as
an invasion, if it did happen,
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I don't think it's going to be
hand to hand combat, little little green
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men type thing. But again,
if they can get here, they've got
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the technology to not have to fight
their own battles. Yeah, let's not
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be kind of dumb too. If
they if they come out of their ship
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and they're like real little yeah,
and they're like, take us to your
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leader, and we're just like,
you know. Another thing is too,
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is that's assuming that there Jesus,
this is assuming that they that it would
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be a battle, you know,
if they needed water or whatever. Tyler's
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doing his part, I see that. Yeah, that's another thing. Do
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do they need the same right?
So, just whatever resource they need if
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because presumably that's why they would come
here, why else waste time? Yeah
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with us? You know, would
they or even be a battle, or
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would they just show up and take
what the hell they wanted? That that
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could be That could be the scenario
right there, if they just show up,
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aim all their fucking like super advanced
weapons at us and go, hey,
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we're gonna be taking some of this. We made you a list,
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Just go ahead and feel that,
and we're gonna leave. Okay, what
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about this? Okay? It kind
of reminded me of what Gibbs was saying.
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He's say, if they had the
technology to get here, they would
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have technology to fight their basically fight
their battles for them. They wouldn't have
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to have to do a handic in
or actual a firefight, if you will,
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what it happens, Like, think
about xenomorphs, like something like that,
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they down a yeah, biological weapon
of that of some sort like granted,
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granted like that, I feel like
that would be even more dangerous in
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itself because this type of thing,
it doesn't just kill, like kill you,
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and it doesn't take any prisoners,
Like the only kind of prisoners that
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takes is to make more of it, Yeah, to reproduce. That's about
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That's that's the skinny of it.
Like, so there's no reasoning with it,
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or even if there was a chance
of reasoning with something like uh like
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that, even if it's the actual
alien, the alien invaders. So I'm
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like, what's the end goal?
It's like you like, I I believe
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that. I don't. I don't
believe they'd show up for no objective reason.
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Yeah, there would be something they
want here they show up. Yeah,
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and it'd be so much cheaper to
just threaten and get what you want
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and leave, then expend all the
energy and resource to take it by force,
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which we'd probably make them take it
by forrest, because that's our nature.
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Yeah. I just feel like it'd
be a dumb move. Yeah,
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you kind of. It would be
a quick realization that we're not the big
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kids in the in the playground.
You know that the big kid on the
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playground just showed up and he's got
advanced technology by thousands of years probably if
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he's showing up here and he's able
to do that, Like what was what
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was the one the day the world
stood still? Oh? Yeah, with
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the it dropped the big robot.
Yeah, that would probably be I think
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that could be more along the lines
of what would what would actually be It
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just lands and it stares at us
and we're like, oh fuck, that's
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big. Yeah, and it's tough, and our bullets don't hurt it.
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Hopefully they have some demands. Yeah, what if it's something stupid? What
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if like what if the aliens are
like, we are here to take all
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of your tacos, supply them and
we will leave. Well, then I
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can tell you right now, they're
not coming to our neck of the woods.
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No, don't let them take the
tacos over our goddamn dead bodies.
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Just give them just give them taco
bill, taco bill, and just let
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them Chipotle in there. Yeah,
it'll be fine. Yeah. I don't
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know, man, because I see
that all the time. I see that
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the people post you know there.
I like to call them their theories.
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Yeah right, because I'm lurking.
I'm in all the all these groups on
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Facebook, so I lurk and I
watch the I watch what people post and
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I like to see it. And
people are like, all the aliens are
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among us, they're among us right
now, they're watching, And I'm like
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that interesting. Yeah, No,
No, we do the same ship every
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day. How invigorating it is for
an alien to watch me get up and
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go to work and do the same
fucking thing every goddamn day, like its
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Groundhog Day. I break the same
coffee, I drive the same road,
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I pack the same lunch every day. Yeah. Wow, you know,
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if the alien's watching me, then
I would have to offer, uh,
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you know, perhaps take up a
new TV show or book. I like
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reading books. They're exciting sometimes you
find in a good book. Audiobooks are
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are are really particularly a favorite of
mine? Yeah? Anything, but watch
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me do the same thing day in
and day out, like a goddamn automaton,
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you know what I mean. Yeah, I'm still I still see it.
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I think I think that's the thing
that we as people tend to forget,
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is that we are not that important, nor are we that interesting.
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If if anybody was to invade here, they're coming from resources, Yeah,
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what do you think they take?
Like, what do you think they want?
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Like, realistically, if they showed
up, I'm not sure. What
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what do you do? We know? What's uh common on Earth? That's
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not really common out in the Solar
system? Water? Yeah? Water,
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I mean fine water out there,
but it seems to be a lot more
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you know, a lot more work
involved to get it. Yeah. Yeah,
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maybe maybe it's Yeah, maybe it's
just water. Mm hmmm, fuck,
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who knows. Yeah, there could
be something silly, you know,
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like fucking I don't know nitrogen.
You know. They could be like,
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man, we've been looking everywhere for
nitrogen. You guys have it in your
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air. Yeah, in that case, like why would they show up a
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whole you know, dicky about it? What if they just what if they
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showed up tomorrow and they were like, hey, look guys, we











