S408 - Dr.Murphy and the Nanobots

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4:39 We'll see you enjoy your episode. Little gadget sitting back there plugged in controls all my cameras around the house. Right, A bunch of ants have found their way into the house and have been swarming that thing. They're swarming it, and I literally was like, guys, you gotta you gotta leave my ship alone. You know, I even put a little pile of sugar down, like here, have this. They ignore it. Whatever it is they want that That just bullshit, Like they completely got inside it and filled it with themselves. So that's gone. Yeah, I'm like, I'm not drinking ants, right, That's that's why I'm drinking tea instead of coffee this morning. Nature. But yeah, like it's crazy, like why why are they swarming this thing? There's nothing in it to eat, like you know,

6:12 I mean, it has to be something. Yeah, So this is how we deal with They say the AI is going to have to start with a with a robot with the intelligence of an ant. So we got to do is put routers everywhere. They'll completely fuck him up, I know, yeah, or magnets or magi uh. Yeah. I always thought I thought that the one part in Uh it was I can't remember what season was, but uh Rick and Morty. He wanted to go he had to go look for this uh uh delivery driver robot. Uh. And he's like, well he went to like the like the robot wards, so the way to get into with all the robots, They're like intruder, they're going to shoot him, but he like turned. He had that little uh like funnel on top of his head with a QR code. Oh, commander, That's what I was like thinking, like if you have like a QR code that overrides to make them think that like, oh commander, I yeah, that's a that's a scenario, isn't it. Like humans that are that are still allowed to be around have a code that they have to be able to see and identify.

7:29 If you don't have that code, you're taken to the humans farm. You go for the ride, Yeah, take you to the playground, Yeah, drop you off at Grandma's. I don't got anymore. That's all I had. That's I ran out. Yeah, that's all I had. I'm telling you, Like anybody you have, the robot uprising happens, you've heard it here first. This is it the resistance you have silence? Sorry, yeah, yeah, I don't know. It's pretty well though, but that's the nature of it. I think I'm trying to be very careful because I have a failing audio interface here and if I move too much, grass my whole system. Oh that's awesome. Yeah, so this guy's out the door yet again, proof that the electronics and technology is just destined to fail.

8:37 Yeah, you know what I mean. Okay, So are they going to put planned obsolescence into these AI robots like just figure oh one have planned obsolescence built in? Right? Okay, so I had to go way back in time to explain it. But planned obsolescence from light bulbs, right. Apparently back in the day, light bulbs were built to where they wouldn't go out, like they just worked forever. Yeah, that's why we have things like the Edison bulb that have been burning for one hundred and something years. What happened was is that all these light bulb manufacturers got together at this conference somewhere, all the top rass and that they planned to put in planed ops lescence, basically creating light bulbs that will fail eventually, and they all have to submit a light bulb for testing off the assembly line, and if it lasts more than X amount of hours, they get fined for every hour. It lasts like a huge amount of money, right right, So the planned ops lescence is built into pretty much everything we own. It. It's designed to only last so long then fail to cause you to want to go buy a new one, because if you make perfect light bulbs that don't go out if you don't replace them, right, yeah, that makes sense. So if

10:09 these these AI robots are absolutely going to be marketable, there's no reason to create this and not sell it. Wow. Yeah, I just can't see it being uh viable for a lot of people at the moment. Like it couldn't be used as household This is only like I would feel like industrial, I would say, I would say assembly line. Assembly line is where it's gonna peak because the product you're working on is moving and not you. So any place you have work where the worker is stationary, this would be good.

10:50 We obviously don't need them as in the service industry as salespeople because we have kiosks and things that work just fine, you know, So there's no need there's no need for a robot to function. You don't need a physical thing in front of you that looks like humanoid that you can interact with. We have touchscreens and we can order a food that way or already wash. Yeah, they already trained the society already trained us to be our own catchers. Right, we're our own cashiers, we're our own bus staff, and we're you know, we're on waiters. The only thing we're not doing is is cooking the food and creating the advertisements and cleaning up really you know, taking the trash out. But this would be very beneficial in situations like auto manufacturing, you know, any any sort of assembly line production, you know, uh, sorting and counting your your production lines can move a lot faster if something is using a photoide account things like that, you know, maybe even search and rescue, you know, think about something that can go into areas where a chemical gas can't affect it, or low oxygen can't affect it, or extreme heat or extreme cold, or it's not it can be a bullet sponge, you know, like unless it's just designed to absorb impacts,

12:20 you know, whatever. Those things you know, we're probably good at. If they came up with battery technology, they would work with it. Yeah, I was about to say, it's like that's the reason for the cable that we were talking about. I just don't know, Like, I don't think we have anything that small that will last a decent amount of time. Granted, like I'm thinking of along lines like a electric forklift. Granted, this thing is a lot bigger than the the robot, so you shouldn't need that much power. But then you got to think too, I wouldn't need a lot of power to actually operate. There's a lot of systems in play that needs that that power, and I don't think we make that smaller the battery pack for them. They won't last that long. Yeah, here you go, right here, search and rescue robots helping to save lives. They're talking about some important stuff right now. But you know, copyright and demonetization is making me not unmuted. Right. We already had a couple short videos.

13:43 This whole thing would be, well, what are we gonna lose a buck? Yeah? Fuck it. Judge Bob Herbert called the shots as emergency crews and volunteers rescued more than forty nine thousand people. He's grateful for the help from doctor Murphy and the robots. They do things that we humans. Doctor Murphy and the robots. That's not a band name. By the end of this episode is like the September eleventh attack, japan tsunami, Mexico City's earthquake, and Hawaii's kill away a volcano eruption. This is Boujol. She was one of the robots that was used at the World Trade Center. Each robot has a different specialty. Bujol is used to find survivors in a collapsed building. She can change her shape. These robots can squeeze into tight, dangerous faces, going faster and farther to bring back life saving information. We believe that robots being the difference between life and death, it's now getting unethical not to use them. In the future, Doctor Murphy believes the army of robots will become a critical part of every emergency response. Tammy Lightner, NBC News College Station Texas. Sorry, but that's just cool. Yeah, that's just cool, Like especially in a situation like that, where's like, like they said, the World Trade Center, It's like this little tiny robot can get into all those little cracks and crevices, you know, imagine when they like perfectly roboticize like the form of like a cat or some kind of like

15:18 like like weasel or ferret, you know, and they like drop this thing in and it scurries all through there and it can get in the tightest little corners or even go smaller than that a mouse, you know what I mean. Do you guys check out the new Microsoft mouse? Yeah, you just drop it. Yeah. Oh, we'll be thinking that that we're talking about one of these and it's like, no, it's a robot. Yeah, robot mouse. I worry about is uh they still are like trying to figure out nanobots. That's what I worry about because I'm like, I don't believe that it'll like a robot uprising would be like like the Terminator. I think it would be like tiny little BB sized robots that can just get into anything.

16:07 Yeah, I remember them talking about that because to help uh tack like cancer cells that are in like difficult spots to have surgery to at least help it along, like uh, the cancer like the cancer treatment right to see like keep it at bay. Like when you hear stuff like that, you're like, yes, if that's the only thing that it's going to be used for but you know, for a fact, somebody's gonna weaponize it where it's a dust like these just it's so tiny, it's like dust and you just throw it up in the air. The guy like you sniff it and it like literally goes to your like heart or something. Yeah. Like that's the kind of shit that like fuck and scares you. There's like some artists, Oh yeah, you're music the uh you guys will be happy to know.

17:07 The band name is not taken currently. Yes, I was looking it up. I can't find anybody registered. I look for tour dates and everything, and the Doctor Murphy and the Robot band, the Robots band tour. There's nothing. So you guys listening out there, if you've got like a I guess it'd be like a probably a sound ska or punk, I don't know, or a rockabilly you know. Yeah, yeah, I love that. It's a Murphy doctor. You're coming with me? Right? That was my first thought too. That's where I thought he was going with RoboCop, but he didn't. He surprised me. Took a left turn. Honest, there, Denny, Doctor Murphy and the Robots. Yeah, that's a great band.

17:51 Nanobots is the artist artist representation of it going in and finding that tesky cold soar German. Just now it's got a it's got the little legs there where it grabs onto it and it's like I got the little uh do higgy there, or it sticks it in, like just kills it right on the spot and gets that bad ship out. And then at the end of it, you just take yourself a nice big poop and poop out multi billion dollar nanobots and maybe even accidentally flushed a little fellas. I don't know. You know, you take a ship like you take a ship, and then you have to wait and then the nana bots like climb out, Like what if the nanobots just know their way back to the hospital. They just use the sewage line and they work their way through the water and there's like a little a little like decontamination thing that's coming out of the wall, and the nanobots just fall out and they like, you know, they're taking their bath.

19:00 Yeah, and they're like yeah, Jerry and clean. They're like, ah, that's hard Day's Mark voice. Yeah, we just cured the fucking ship out of that guy. Yeah. They high five their little little thingies. Yeah, yeah, prey cool as hell, or you get that one nanobut that's not as bright as the rest and lazy piece of ship. He just goes in there and everybody's like, all right, boys, we got this incurable disease, so we're just gonna take it out sell by seal. Everybody follow me, and you got that one in the back, and he's and then he just starts, you know, just taking out your white blood cells or something. He's like, there's one. It's Philip the nano buck.

19:56 Yeah, Philip. Yeah. And back at the back at the the hospital where they're watching them on the monitor, they're like, oh, I thought we patched Philip. Yeah, dude, we forget patched Philip. Are you kidding me? Yeah? You know, it was a busy night. We had a lot of stuff going on. Yeah, we didn't expect smallpox. You know what do you I mean, what's the worst that can happen? I mean, he's taken out a lot of their white blood cells, So I just want to know how they would propel themselves. Sam. They're like okay, they're like they're like, let's go. And you're just sitting there.

20:44 You're you're just sitting there reading your paper, reading my paper. You don't even nothing yet. Oh, should be art sales this weekend. Gonna be shopping for some bargains. Yeah. Meanwhile, you know, doctor Murphy and the robots are in there, just fucking knocking that ship out of your system. Doctor Murphy and the robots we have got Okay, so we've got to go ahead and make this a fake band. Yeah, and ai man and record something. Yeah, that's that's gonna be amazing, and then you could download it at home and listen to it with the new AirPods with sub Did you guys see that? Uh? Did you guys see the comment from uh Ernie on one of the videos. He was like, every time you guys put that on the screen, all I can think is just a huge butt plug, Like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we did that.

21:52 But this is cool though, I mean, this is like, this is what they want to do. They want to they want these little bitty robots to get in and you know, fix stuff. I guess I don't know, but what if it turns out to be like the ultimate you know, like the ultimate way to do it? You know what I mean? How how many years that we've been working on cancer? I mean too many, but yeah, how many years? And I mean I'm not gonna fault them. You know, they're they're making they're making steps, you know, but yeah, get something like this in there and it's like you know, or or like uh, what if? What if it's one of them things where it's like, hey, it's an it's an aggressive cancer, and we're gonna inject these in you and you're gonna live the rest of your life because as much as it's doing trying to do, they're in there getting rid of it and every you know, hey, every couple of years, you're gonna come in and we're gonna give you we're gonna give you a new shot of them that are gonna stay, stay with you and help. You know.

23:02 Yeah, that would be cool, but I hate, I hate to say it, but it's when we're talking about like medical reasons. Oh yeah, it's just like that gives me a Yeah, it's gonna be expensive and then the cost is going to be of a nanobot. I'm gonna try to find that out, just like that would be so expensive because of how tiny it is, yeah, and how how like in a way, how smart do you think it would have to be to do the jobs that we're thinking, like we're talking about Okay, so check this out. Found an article here.

23:47 DNA based nano robot to fight cancer new concept proposed by IMO University researchers. This is the first ever nanobot to combine two functions cancer diagnostics and treatment. It's made of DNA fragments. The nanosized robot detects the pathogen RNA strand in the gene and destroys it so cancer cells stop multiplying. And it cost a whopping twenty dollars. I don't think it's nanabouts to stay with you. I think it's injected. It does it, it serves its purpose, and then it's somehow gathered up or just they just whatever. That's the whole thing I wonder is, like, what how do you get them back to me?

24:33 What would you need to though? If they're only twenty dollars? Yeah, because you know, if it costs twenty dollars to make, they're going to hit us for like ten ten grand per It says here that the DNA based DANA roubot consists of two parts, detection part and a therapeutic part. I cannot pronounce her name, so I'm not even gonna try. The therapeutic part the pathoogenic RNA strand the bar we destroy it, the less harmful protein is produced. The second part of our robot allows us to detect pathogenetic cells. If there's an incorrect RNA molecule in the cell, our substance binds with the chemically modified A legendsotide I don't know if I'm saying that right, which is artificially introduced to the cell to cleave it, and then a fluorescence occurs.

25:29 The significant advantage of this concept is the price. The creation of such nano robots for a laboratory is around fifteen to twenty five USDA. That's reasonable, honestly. Yeah, But like I said, you know, you think about when you go to the hospital, a talent hall, a single tile, Yeah cost two three hundred bucks yep, for pennies. I can't remember the markup percentage. It was like three to six mark up. Like the the ivs they cost like less than a dollar and you pay like one hundred and fifty for that two hundred bucks. Yeah, that's crazy, But I mean this could be. This could be like a big, a big thing.

26:18 You know, the way you're uh, saying it was when you're reading it, will this detect if you could you have the strand of that could start like you could develop cancer. Like it's like a pre detection before you actually have cancer. Could it actually do that? Yeah, there's like a there's our DNA strand that produces it, you know, that basically sends the cell into a frenzy and starts reproducing, you know, and that's how the tumors and stuff happened. That would be nice to like that to do that too. If you feel like, say like per sue your family, you have a family history of cancer, you actually could get these nanobots to check you to see if there's a potential chance like for so many like if it's a yearly thing or what, just to see if these they detect anything before it even happens. So only you can get if you can get to it in time. There's you can cure cancer pretty quickly if you knew it, knew it was there, but it's it just broughts up so quickly you most people can't even have time to even do anything about it. So, like I've said already in this episode, depending on web Park gets cut, people

27:56 are gonna webinize it. People are if it's a twenty dollars to make a nanobot, think of like, what's the word I'm looking for? Assassins. Yeah, think about the implications of something like that, that a nanobot that could be trained in program to go do whatever in the body. You know, So you could literally take out foreign leaders by just shooting this thing into a window and it puffs out like a spore. As soon as it breaks, it spores, and if they inhale it, everybody in the room's going to die. And it may not happen immediately, like they'll just think whatever, and then two days later they just don't wake up or something. Yeah that's maybe I'm just being too dark about this, but man, that's a wow to think about it. I think it's realistic because the nanobot could technically make it look like anything happened to you, right, and it would it would check out scientifically. Yeah, they would be examining you and it would look like that's what happened because it is what had happened, you know.

29:06 I mean, imagine a grouping of nano nanobots. It would take a bunch of them, because we're talking about a nanoscale here, which is down way below the micron scale. Yeah, you know, and a bunch of these things could just get into your one of your main arteries and just be like okay, boys pile up, yeah, yeah, and then you have a heart attack. And then later they're like, well, his arteries are clear, but he clearly had a heart attack. This is weird. Yep. You know, it's not like they're gonna be like, must have been nanobots. Yeah, yeah, just looks at the camera like, what is there a camera? Yeah. The miniaturization and fabrication, it says, designing and fabricating nanobots on the nanoscale is this is the most significant technical challenge. Everything has to be created on a like smaller than microns gale as like power source, sensors, actuators, control mechanisms. Now, some people are theorizing that eventually the nanobots will basically be started with a charge as little as a static charge, but once they're in your bloodstream, they would be running off of your own bioelectronic like here's your bioelectric pulse. That's kind of cool, because it would be really, really hard and dangerous to create a micron sized power source, you know, for these things. Yeah, I mean the battery

30:38 and misfires are like, so like, maybe that's maybe we're worried about the wrong AI. Maybe we're completely missing the mark being scared of these great, big robots that can hand you an apple, and maybe instead we need to be concerned with the stuff you can't see. You know. I just triggered so many conspiracy theorists if they hear that right, and that's gonna be nightmare fuel for them. And people say I'm weird for hating spiders because spiders are small and they get like they're tiny and they can kill the fuck out of you. That's what I'm like, That's why I'm scared of them. I don't like them, like because I could be just sitting right here and just a little ones like I don't know, like some crazy poisonous ones just like eh, I'm like, yeah, I mean, honestly, a black widow is not very big. Yeah, they're about the size of a nickel for anybody who's never seen one, because you know, not everybody sees this stuff, you know, not everybody lives in an area where you're gonna see them.

31:44 Brown recloses, and black widows are not big spiders. They're really easy to miss. Brown recloses are very very noticeable because all the ones I've ever seen were pissed, like they're actively like trying to defend himself, right, And I'm like, hey, you don't got to worry about me, man, I don't want nothing to do with you. You take the shoe, he said, up a bitch. Oh god, that was the scariest dude. I beck at my old my old house. I had this vent above my computer desk and stuff, and I was down there working on something, and out of the vent fell a brown recluse and just landed on my hand.

32:35 And I literally was like like I just pros and I'm like and as soon as he fell off, I grabbed something and just started to beat the shit out of the table, trying to kill it. I got him, but oh my god, because them things, they like, their bite is necrotic yep. So like he bites his little tiny bite, it just ends up being a big hole where it just run your flesh away. Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's one in Tyler's room right now. I mean, statistically speaking, there has to be. Yeah, Yeah, if you're in Tyler's room, you're within at least three of them. That's that's what I read. I read that in an article. It said Tyler specifically, Tyler Stewart specifically. Oh god, it even gave me your Social Security number because it was so accurate. It's just crazy accurate. Yeah, this would be the worst time for a spider to like land on Tyler. I think I feel like that would be It's like, oh, or if his computer pros right at the same time, he's like, yeah, God, I

34:08 don't know. Could you imagine it? They're like a little little spider and nanabots just crawling all over you when you when you're sleeping, you wake up and you're like, oh god, I'm Tyler Tyler. They're all over me. Yeah, I'm just sitting back and watching the chaos and see over there. You're looking around, Yeah, checking the corners, checking the course, the crabby thing. What scares me the most is that I can't see it, but I know it sees me. Oh yeah, yeah. They got great vision too. They study you for weeks before making their move. I made that up. I don't I have no idea. I don't know shit about them like I don't know what they do. Yeah. I used to have orb weavers like on my for my front porch, and it was beautiful every yeah, every year. Man, it was like the mother would have all the babies and I guess you would go off in Charlotte's web, you know, like just just die somewhere, and then a new daughter would would be there and it would just be like a whole new beautiful spider. And I would grab moths and throw yeah, like you gotta eat. It was like, I don't mind those because they don't really do anything. They're like

35:39 they're perfectly perfectly content to just hang out on their web and never be around you. Yeah, our our version, now, the ones they have in Australia, we'll kill you. Yeah. See that's that's where I'm like, no thanks, Yeah, dude, the snake's okay. You know the fucking well, you know you know what freaks me out. The animal that actually freaks me out, I've decided the black mamba. I have no like legit reason to be worried about this thing at all, right, Like, yeah, we're not exactly in the even the climate area, no, not even closed. But every video I've ever watched. This thing is like super big.

36:27 It's long as hell, and it's aggressive as ship. People talk about how they've had them like chase them and ship, and I'm like, no, man, no ship. So they chase you like a black black racer does. Yeah. Fuck fuck racers too. I'm not a big fan of them either, at least with racers. You know, they just want to get past you. They chase you to scare of you. Yeah, I man, Honestly, it's like the big the big like rat snakes and stuff like barn snake, you know what I mean. Those get huge. They get huge, but they're so like lazy and slow moving. And yeah we lost Tyler he for as a while ago. Yeah, and uh, they're so like lazy and whatever that they don't bother me. Yeah, but the black Racer, it moves so goddamn fast that it creeps me out because it's yea, and I'm just sitting there like and maybe it's because it reminds me of the Black Mamba. Yeah, I mean it makes sense those things creep me out. I thought the Spider's got you tie your computer needs nano.

37:52 I've never actually seen a black racer snake, but I've seen Blue racers. Yeah, they're fast as helped too. I actually seen a dead Blue racer a while back. Really yeah, it was on twenty seven. Actually took me a minute before I it registered what the hell it was, because you know, you barely ever see him, you know what I mean? Right, Yeah, it took took me a second. Anybody out there, maybe we can get a picture of one. This is a This is a crazy ass snake that lives here, and I'm gonna try to get a good picture of one here for you. Yeah, here's one. It's a crazy snake.

38:37 And they live up to their name, like they're fast as ship. And I'm gonna put him in there. There he is in all his glory Blue racer and many they freaking moved like an arrow shot out of a bow man. They're so fast. Yeah, I've seen one in person down in the mountains one time, and I not fucking believe how fast they are. It's nuts. I think I find a really good video of it, if you guys want me to throw it up here. Yeah, you know, why not. We're on the fucking demonetization spree right now. You know, look at him, man, he's a big one too finding his exit.

39:45 Look at him, go, wow, that's crazy. It didn't even like keep up with him on my end, Like it was too uh, it was too grainy to even see him. That's nuts, man. H Apparently the black racers are a little faster. Really yeah, wow, I'm cry enough to do. That's what that thing just said there. I'm gonna look it up. Here's a video where there's that's the fastest guy a live chick it up but he's just hanging out with it. Except man, yeah, it's gotta be older, you know, like, oh, let's go back here. Thousands of years and are a vital part of our natural heritage.

40:53 One of the largest snakes we have in Ontario. They are like you see here quickly, a very uniform gray color on the back. They have a little bit of that blue sheen to the sides. They can be more blue or less blue. It really depends on the individual, but they always have kind of a more cream belly, have a little bit of a blue tinge as well, and if you look at the head you'll get a close enough look at it. They have a black mask around their eyes, and they have a brown nose and that really white cream chin. What if it shows them like nestled in the western basin of laky for these little snakes, and it can be a big loss to the population all the mice at farm and they take care of a lot of It doesn't sound like actually moving. So I just looked up these snakes. All right, check this out. A blue racer can get over four miles an hour. Black racers eight to ten miles. Wow. Right, Because we had down at the camper, we had a little black racer that was coming out every now and again, and dude, it creeped me out, like legitimately creeped me out. How fast that son of a bitch would move back and forth. It was like god,

42:25 damn right. Yeah. We always called him Kyle's it was. There was Big Kyle and Little Kyle. Yeah, and uh, big Kyle was awesome. He was like big fat, lazy. Yeah. I actually I remember like when I first seen him, he was like getting into getting into stuff, and I'm like, I'm like, WESHO, probably kill this snake so it doesn't get in and eat all the chicken eggs, you know, right, And when I was like going to and then I had a change of heart because when he saw me, he was like, m and then he's like and then he stopped to see if I was still chasing, like yeah, and I'm like I'm sitting here watching like like, man, you're not escaping anybody. I'm not even I'm not even gonna do this. I'm letting you go. Yeah, he was. He was just one of the family around the farm. Yeah. I love to visit cat all the time.

43:40 When she was taking care of her goats. Like Kyle, he was on the fence like he was that big around dude, like he was a big boy. He was on the fence like just you know, going somewhere, you know, very very slowly. And she said she looked and was like, oh my god. You know, would you rather have Kyle or what's the groundhog? Or what's under your house? Okay, So I'm at I'm still in this in this weird moral debate right now about the groundhog because I told you guys about the raccoon thing, right you're yeah, no, Okay, So on my cameras, two raccoons came out of the woods and went under the house, and then there was a huge battle underneath the house, and then two raccoons were hauling ass away from my house. I didn't know this at the time, but groundhogs hate raccoons, and apparently groundhogs are quite a bit tougher than a raccoon. I didn't know that either, I mean that makes sense. Yeah, So whatever this groundhog did, it sounded

45:10 like they couldn't get out of the out from under this house fast enough to get away from it. It was straight up like panic fleeing. And the groundhog was he was you know, he just he just fucking hates raccoons. I guess I don't know, but I'm like, damn, man, if my chickens are safe, Like he kind of has the same policy that I do about him. Yeah, but I mean, he is a fucking groundhog and he's under the house, So I'm like if he hate it. If he was just out in a pasture or something, it wouldn't be a big deal. But he's undermining. Yeah. And I'll tell you something else too.

45:52 A lot of people don't know is groundhogs will climb a tree. I could see that. Yeah, I could totally see that. They climbed trees all the time, and my uncle was actually attacked by one. It jumped out of there. It jumped out of the tree and bid him damn. Okay, So so groundhogs are badasses, like they're the straight go for it. Yeah, oh yeah, you know they they full send. Wow. Yeah, it's a damn uh it's it looks like they look like a beaver. Like it's like a yeah or dirt beaver. You know, I can't come up with a going for that, but some kind of beaver. Yeah, would you actually call that a tail or? More of a flipper?

46:39 It's like a paddle paddle like paddles a little bee hive and he like doesn't Yeah. Don't they use it to like flatten out there, like when they're building? Yeah? Or is that just in cartoons? Probably just in cartoons, because I can't imagine using it to smack sticks? Hey, it might. I don't know. You guys are gonna get me on another journey of searching animals through the animal kingdom and not beaver this. Yeah, does it know my name? Tie hell Man Tier? Of course it does, Tie might not beaver. Yeah. Do you think you're fight a groundhog or beaver?

47:43 Hmmm? I don't know. Yeah, I'm trying. They both pretty tough. I guess the groundhog is smaller than a beaver, so apparently on call of the wild Man of Beaver smacks a show host in the face with his tail. So apparently they use their tail for more than just swimming just swimming. Yeah, it's like their combat. H I got some footage here of Gregory the Groundhog under my house. I'm gonna bring up for you guys here. He is all right, uh yeah, let's sit here. This This is ah, this is actual footage of Gregory when he sees a raccoon.

49:08 I didn't know you were in the mountainous regions of Ohio, ordn. That's as you can see. He's uh, it's a long story, you know. He was he actually went to this play when he was a kid with his parents and two raccoons shot his parents and he became a vigilante. Uh yeah that hug. Yeah. Yeah. So ever since then, he's you know, I'm like, when I first heard the you know, the noises of him, I was like, what are you And he was like, I'm Justice And I was like, okay, I went back to sleep.

49:55 Yeah, he's like on the top of your house, like leaning over. Yeah. Say, when we first moved in for the first couple of weeks, it was all quiet, you know, lay down at night. Man, it's like, oh my god, you know, here we are, our little farmhouse. We're happy, loving it, you know. And then in the middle of the night one night, we hear this and the fucking noise get canceled out. That's great, you know, and you're like, what the hell is that? What the hell is that? You know, and it's like there's this groundhoged cocaine party going on under the house.

50:40 Groundhoged cocaine party. They're just they're just going to ape shit, you know, just just partying down. And yeah, I don't know. It was wild though. I gotta end this, one of those guys. I gotta get going. So I didn't even realize how late it was getting. Oh shit. Yeah, you know how it gets when you're talking about black racers and cocaine party, groundhogs and yeah, lose track of time. That's a I tell you right now, that's a title for the last time of this episode. Cocaine party, groundhog. Yeah, dude, groundhog cocaine party and black racers. Yeah, min awesome. All right, I guess uh, if you guys don't have nothing else to add I'm gonna I'm gonna say goodbye to everybody out there. No, I think that's a high note to end on. Yeah see you said on the next one. Take care of each other. Let's see you guys. I just wanted to add one thing, fellas guy, I normally want to add that this is the original campfire Joe S.