S379 - Guess who's back?

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Hey, guys, before this episode
begins, we wanted to take a second

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to uh honor a friend. So
unfortunately, something terrible happened over the last

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week. Josh lost uh, he
lost his boy. He lost Leroy,

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and yeah, we all felt it. So so this is something I'm glad

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this went because it's gonna make me
laugh a little bit. This is something

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that happens quite a lot because he
had a people name. Let's clarify.

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Yeah, Leroy was my dog.
Yeah, and there was a lot of

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people that thought that Sam and I
had two kids because he had a people

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name, and we always spoke of
him with a people name, you know,

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Lee Roy is is my dog.
Yeah, right, I guess.

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I guess I just assume everybody knows
him, you know what I mean,

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because we didn't, right, Yeah, I get it. Yeah, but

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I'm glad that happened because it made
me laugh a little bit. Yeah that's

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good. But I just wanted to
me and Tyler talked about it because it

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was so sudden and unexpected, and
it was we all. I think we

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all felt the what do you call
it, the shock wave of it,

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you know, because it obviously doesn't
compare to how Josh's in Sam and his

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family are feeling But I know I
was fucked up for days over it,

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and I still feel it even right
now. Saying his name is kind of

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difficult, having having losing my own
you know a while back. I still

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feel it, and it just brought
all of it back. But we wanted

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to make sure we honored Leleroy in
some way and put it out there,

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you know, like, yeah,
he's a real good boy. Yeah he

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was uh, he was twelve years
old and he uh, he wasn't noticeably

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sick at all prior he was.
And this is actually something that I'm so

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thankful for. He was a puppy
up until right before he passed. You

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know, he didn't suffer, you
know, so yeah, I'm thankful for

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that. Yeah. Yeah, it's
it's a me, me and Tyler where

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he he'd come up to help me
bring stuff up and whatever. And we

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were sitting there and we were sitting
in the barn together and we were talking

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about it, and we're both sitting
there like, you know, trying not

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to whatever. And yeah, we
kind of had a little bit of a

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laugh because we're like like, damn
it, man, you know, I'm

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gonna miss the bring me a toy. It's not your toy, motherfucker,

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that's my toy. And he takes
off with it. Yeah, and uh,

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you know, obviously from me and
Tyler to you, man, you

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know, we love you and I
appreciate it. We felt it, you

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know, we still do. Yeah, and I appreciate the uh, the

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outreach from you and from you guys
and everyone. And I know Tyler was

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worried about bothering me, but I
know he was checking on me through you,

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and that means a lot, you
know. And he hate said a

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couple of times he's like, man, I want to I want to say

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this, but I'm like, he's
I don't want to make him upset.

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I don't want to, you know
what I mean. He's like, I

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know, it's it's touch and go. I understand, man, I understand.

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It was hard. It's hard for
me because I kept thinking, like

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I want to keep checking on you, but I'm like, I don't want

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to. Like that's why I said, like, I hope I'm not being

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insensitive here, like I don't know. And honestly the best thing is to

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do keep talking about it, you
know, because it makes it easier,

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you know, if you bottle it
up and don't talk about it, it

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just it eats at you, you
know, like a cancer. And you

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know he was way too happy of
a dog too. Let us be just

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miserable forever without him? Yeah,
you know, yeah, I know that.

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What can he say? Man?
Real, good boy, you guys

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out there less than you have your
you have your dogs near him, Give

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him a hug, give him a
treat. Yeah, continue to send pictures

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of dogs in yep, you know, more now than ever. Yeah,

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I just I kind of wanted to. I wanted to say something, like,

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just say something, but I like, I'm trying to keep myself quiet

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because I can't open my mouth.
I like, I'm I'm getting a little

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a little hard here, Yeah,
because I I know, I know the

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feeling. Like it's not the fact
that like I've like I've had dogs pass

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away and stuff, but just knowing
how I like, I just enjoy the

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the joy that dogs give you,
and I understand that pain and I could

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feel it just as much as anybody
that has lost a dog is because I

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know. And plus what got me
the most is that when I like,

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as big of a shock it was, I was like it was just like

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the whole thing with Denny again,
Like I was just heartbroken because of how

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like this was a very big part
of your life. Yeah and that and

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that in return, I'm like so
like upset that you're going to be like

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this is gonna affect you. And
I appreciate that, man. Yeah.

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But uh, in the end though, it thought it'd be really nice to

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say something about Leroy. Josh sent
us a picture over here where you can

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see him. Yeah, it's him
and I at Tops Island on the beach

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looking at the water. And what
a beautiful picture. And Josh actually has

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legs. Yeah, look at that, Look at his legs. You only

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suit her here down usually from here
up. Yeah, what a happy boy.

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Yeah, beautiful thing. But uh, you're building something for him,

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you said, right, So yeah, that's that's beautiful. I know you've

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showed me a little bit of it. I can't wait to see it all

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all done. I hope I can
keep it together when I see it all

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done. But uh, if I
if I know, if I know you

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at all, I know it's gonna
be absolutely breathtaking. So I'm gonna try.

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Yeah. So yeah, rest in
peace, Leroy. I'll never forget

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you. Thank you, and on
with the show. Yeah, h oh,

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I really appreciate it. Guys at
the game during duty in the game

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to put in the bay to the
game into the top. You are listening

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to The Kentucky x Files Season three
with your hosts Dennis Mays, Tylers Stewart

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and Josh Gibbs. Don't forget to
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now onto our show. Hue. Hey,

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you guess shoes backs back again?
Oh yeah, I forgot. Okay,

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y x files is back. This
is the only move I know Tello

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friend o, k y x Files
is back. Okay, that's that's too

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much your Kentucky x Files. Sorry. Oh some seriously good acoustics. Yeah,

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it's a great acaustics. It's gonna
sucks so bad when we get to

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the table and everything in here.
Uh, you guys out there watching this

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is not a great screen. This
is this is real. I moved.

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Kay, congratulations, thank you.
I wanted to get this out of the

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way before before telling any of the
hilarity of it. But all this time

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that you've been listening and watching.
I've been living in a fifth wheel camera,

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a fifth wheel camera, and I've
been I was living out in the

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woods, out in the country,
and uh, there was a whole there

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was a whole plan. There was
this whole thing that was gonna happen with

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that. It fell through, it
didn't work out, you know whatever.

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But we ended up having to stay
there for like three and a half years,

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and this whole time, while maintaining
the show with the fellas here,

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I've been literally working my ass off
and my wife is also to try to

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get to this. So we bought
a small farm across the river. So

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you're probably probably some of you might
might hold a grudge to me for that.

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Shall should lower your fucking prices down
there, is all I'm saying.

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All Right, Jesus Christ, he's
already a snooty Northerner, you see that.

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I am a norse Man now,
I guess. But I'm saying I

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love Kentucky always will you know.
I loved it my whole life, but

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in the end, it literally came
down to what I could afford. Yeah,

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we found a small farm up here, actually not as not as far

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away as you'd think it only takes
me fifteen minutes to get back across the

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river again. It's a small it's
a small farm. It used to be

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an orchard for years and years and
years since the nineteen thirties. It was

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it was like grapes. And they
told us all this stuff. It had

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wheat here, it had of what
was the other things? It was some

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weird vine fruit. I don't know, but uh, yeah, they did

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all kinds of stuff here. What
was it like ten years ago, I

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guess or more the another guy came
in and he reseated the whole thing and

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grew nothing but corn here, made
it into this big farm or whatever.

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The soil in the back is literally
black if you like scoop it up,

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it's black. It's amazing. And
uh, we brought all of our animals

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here. There's like seven goats,
you know, a couple of dogs for

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the sake of city or you know, ordinances. There's I don't know how

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many chickens, and there's you know, some other odd looking chickens in there.

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You know, weird that there's an
ordinance. And how many chickens you

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can have I've got I've been thinking
about that a lot because technically You're supposed

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to register six of them, right, But the damn this thing happened is

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I can't tell which six are registered, and nobody's talking like I've been taking

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them aside. They won't rad each
other out, you know what I mean.

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They're like, are they fucking firearms? Why do you have to register

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a chicken? I don't know.
I don't know. I really don't.

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You know, she had to,
she had to register the ghost to all

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the goats are registered with the town
or whatever, the township. I don't

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really understand it, to be honest, But across the street is a massive

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horse horse ranch and uh, it's
it's gorgeous, dude, Like I mean,

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it's it's looks like a park when
I when I pulled up, I'm

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like, oh, we're across the
street or a park. That's badass.

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No, No, that's sub dude's
house in this horse ranch. I'm like,

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holy ship. And uh, my
wife's friends uh and and our well,

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our friends came over and one of
them he'd done construction over there,

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and he was telling me the history
of the place held like it used to

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be this. Uh there was a
water tower thing for filling up water trucks

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there and all this stuff, and
the family bought it and turned it into

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a horse branch. It's it's gorgeous. But what our plan is is to

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make our little farm. Uh,
we're going to try to make it,

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you know, a compliment to it. I guess, you know, like

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we want it to be gorgeous too, And for that, I'm gonna need

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a zero tone motors. So y'all
are gonna have to step up the downloads.

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Okay, So as soon as this
is overpress replay, listen to it

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twice. Okay, you might have
missed something. Y'all need to get new

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IPI addresses, new email addresses,
new sign ends. Then he needs a

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mower, little shit. But yeah, I know you guys are up to

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speed, but the listeners are.
So we've been in the process of moving,

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and me and the guys here we
took a hiatus to give me time

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to move and whatnot. And the
one of the final nights of coming up

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here, I brought my old dog, Journey, who's one hundred and eighteen

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years old and just apparently fucking getting
younger by the minute. I don't know.

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So I'm coming up seven forty nine
to get here, and it's a

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it's a country road. It's really
windy, and it's you know, a

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lot of farms and whatever. And
I'm trying not to take the turns too

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sharply because for some infinite wisdom journey
moment, she doesn't want to sit down.

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She's standing in the seat like she
can't hear a goddamn thing, but

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she sees a lot of stuff,
so she's like, you know, I

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can almost smell the sounds, you
know. So a fucking deer comes out

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of nowhere, and I fucking it
was literally like there's a deer boom.

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Right, So started counting the twenty
because it's a Chevy Cruise, which means

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that as soon as it takes any
kind of you know, to the front,

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you got about twenty seconds before she
goes into overheat. And this was

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much more than a right. So
I pull in twenty seconds later on the

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nose, I pull into the gas
station and the car is overheating. And

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yeah, so that was that was
great. That was awesome. Journeys five

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and I don't even think she felt
much. I think the the hitting the

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deer actually quickened her and made her
feel more alive than she normally does I

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don't know. Yeah, everything's backwards
with that dog. But uh yeah,

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so insurance. We switched the insurance
up here to the Ohio side because the

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house and the cars are all bundled
on it now. And these these fits

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are amazing. They got me a
rental car, like the next day,

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they sent a truck out to get
my car to take it like two,

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and it's down the road to the
shop where it's at, and uh,

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I'm in like my wife's on the
phone with him, and I'm in the

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other room here and I don't remember
what it was what I was doing,

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but I could hear talking to him
about the rental car, and I yelled

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in there. I was like,
hey, let's not go too crazy with

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the rental car because I don't want
to be depressed when I have to pick

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up my car, right. And
then I hear her go, yeah,

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he should be good with the Camaro, and I'm like, motherfucker son of

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a bitch, and she's you know, she does the well, you don't

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want the Camaro. I'm like,
of course I want the Camaro. I'm

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just not gonna want to give up
the Camaro. Yeah, but uh,

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silver lining is uh I get to
keep the Camaro for another couple of weeks.

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Nice. And uh, I'm really
really knocking on wood here that I

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don't get a ticket with the goddamn
thing because she scoots. Yeah, and

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I just put it into sport mode
yesterday for the first time. This whole

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time I was in touring mode.
Yeah, you know, highway highway MPG.

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Man, you know what I'm saying. I uh, I put her

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into sport mode yesterday and uh yeah, I kind of floorated out of the

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driveway and ended up in the other
lane and a little bit of fish tailing

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going on. But I'm none the
worst to wear. Hopefully the place never

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sees this. Yeah, it's been
it's been exciting. It's been exciting,

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a lot, a lot of fun
moving. Yeah, you'all gonna have to

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watch this twice frights. Just don't
forget that guest appearance. Back there is

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my my son. You can kind
of see him back there, kind of

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yeah, hey son, wave with
the fans. Yeah. Yeah, it's

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a it's been a it's been fun, man. But we got here though.

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We made it, you know.
And then I mean the wife for

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we've we've I know, I've said
it before we talked about it. We're

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we're planning on doing a we're planning
on doing a limited like podcast kind of

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thing where we're gonna start at the
beginning of how it all started and literally

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just tell each episode in sequence.
And the one really cool thing I like

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about it is, as we've been
kind of like jotting down how we're planning

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it, is that each chapter is
a song lyric that we like, So

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it'll be we'll pull song lyrics from
songs that remind us of that part of

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what happened, you know, And
it's a it's pretty cool. And I

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think Tyler suggested a name that we
really liked, and it's a it's going

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to be called Helen Back. Yeah, just basically what happened, how it

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all went to ship and the long
ass fight to get back to well where

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we feel like humans again. Yeah, it's pretty awesome. Yeah. You

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know, I've been up here for
a week now and I've seen a couple

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of giant groundhogs and in an absolute
horde of a very disturbing deer, but

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no big puts yet, So I
don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

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Maybe it's big pots are study too. Maybe Ohio big. Are you

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sweet too? I don't feel like
in Ohioan that makes sense, Like I

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feel like out of place a little
bit, right, Yeah, it's more

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like you're you're a diplomat. I'm
an emissary. Yeah, so I'm here

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to negotiate with her. Right so
you know, your your property. We

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need to annex it into the state
of Kentucky. I'm down so that we

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can use it like an embassy.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, dude,

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I love this. Yeah yeah.
I was trying to maybe the listeners can

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help out with this too. I
was trying to figure this out because I've

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been getting a lot of the comments
were like, Oh, he's gonna be

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damn Buckeye now or he's damn Ohio
and now right, And I'm like,

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is it instant? You know what
I mean? Like, if it is,

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it is whatever. But right,
so, forty two years in Kentucky,

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I don't have to wait till I'm
eighty five to be in ohioan,

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you know what I mean? Like
that makes sense? Oh you got to

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put this this way too, Is
okay? If you moved out of the

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country, are you not American anymore? That's kind of where I'm at with

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this. I'm like, how does
this exactly work? Well, I don't

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know, because you don't have to
real English citizenship when you go from state

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to state. That's true. Yeah, you know. And here's the thing

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too, is he works in Kentucky, so he's a daily visitor. He's

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going to be playing music in Kentucky
pretty much has to because our drummer lives

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so much further south that I'm pretty
sure he would quit if he had to

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go to your house. Yeah,
he's on a show called k y X.

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You know, it's a saying.
I mean to me, I'd say,

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he's still a Kentucky And that's all. I'm kind of wondering, you

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know, because I'm like, am
I like, am I have? Am

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I like partial? You know?
My hybrid? Mm? Because I mentioned

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it to a guy at work,
I'm like, I was like, if

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you're telling me that the instant I
lived here, I was automatically in Ohioan

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and that means that all my time
spent in Kentucky meant nothing. Right.

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We cannot accept that. And I
don't accept that. Some people will say

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it's like it wherever you're born,
that's where you're like, that's where you're

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from. Technically I'm in Ohio,
and then I was born in Ohio.

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Really yeah, I was born in
fucking Ohio. And Buck guy, you

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know that, you know the di
I've never lived anywhere else other than Kentucky

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though, right, what I was
gonna say. You know the difference between

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a buckeye and a briar, don't
you. You can wipe your ass for

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the buckeye, you can wipe as
for the Buck guy. Yeah, I've

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heard that one. There was a
there was another one that I don't think

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I should utter on the show.
I was told a long time ago buy

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a buckeye, which was weird.
Yeah, mm hmm. Well, I'm

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sure there's no shortage of weird shit
that happens up here. I'll start digging

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in immediately, you know, I
don't know. There's gotta be right,

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I mean, oh yeah, did
you guys see that Bobby Mackie's is getting

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torn down? Oh my god?
Yeah. I can't believe that we have

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so many movies that told us why
you shouldn't do this, right, I

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already know what's going to go there
after it's torn down. What Amazon?

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I'm not I'm joking, but I'm
just saying, Amazon, is definitely going

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to buy because I think they're going
to start their new Harbord division right there.

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Well, you know what, I
hope it helps with this. Uh

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your package is running late problem?
Well they they got free labor right there.

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They just have the goat smooth the
packages. Damn it. Trying to

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like like you have to be the
supervisor of a ghost like your productivity.

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So dude, when that came across
my feed, it came across my Facebook

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feed, it was a bunch of
friends posting it. I'm like, this

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is gotta be a joke. I
don't want to be anywhere near that place

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when they start bulldozing it. Could
you imagine being the guy like doing it

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like I'm thought, this is the
day I'm going to die. Yeah.

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Do you remember remember the Witch's Tree, how they kept having problems for years

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trying to cut it down, just
shit over and over, equipment breaking and

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people getting hurt and all this every
time they tried to cut the damn thing.

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Can only imagine what Maki's is gonna
be. Like. You couldn't pay

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me enough to be an equipment operator
to start yanking down Macki's. There's no

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way. That's why I thought it
was just in business for so long was

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because no one wanted to tear it
down. That's why it looks so bad.

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It's because nobody wanted to work on
it. It looks like shit.

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It literally looks like somebody like there
would be like a wall, and then

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you see like just plywood on one
side. Like it literally looked like they

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just put it up in the middle
of the woods. Oh yeah, dude,

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we didn't say it. I'm sorry. I had to move this because

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it looked like I had the tiniest
pop filder ever. Yeah, it looks

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like you have like a bottle cap
on a stick. We get rid of

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that. There we go. I
don't know that helped it all, but

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I don't think it matters. Yeah. I kept reading it and I kept

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seeing it in Half of the people
commenting are like, neither not, And

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then Bobby Mackie's is like, no, we are, yeah, but what's

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actually going there is Bobby Mackie's Yeah, I'm like the rebuilding. Yeah,

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yeah, apparently they're gonna set up
shop somewhere else. Location does the ghost

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do the ghost go to? I
don't. I just don't know how this

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works, right, What's the logistics
where they where are they setting up shop?

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Tell me it's the Playpen. Oh, there's already. Never mind,

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I shouldn't. I shouldn't go there
because because because if the ghosts go there

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and don't come back, then you're
gonna have hunted vaginas. I had to

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you mean more than usual, more
than usually. I love the first day

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we're back and we get canceled.
For those that are listening that don't know

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what the Playpen is, it's locally
known as the pig Pen, and it's

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a strip club of the worst variety, the ladies of the night. Yeah,

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it's I've never went past there,
and there's not cars there, and

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I don't understand. I've never been. I've never actually been in the place,

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but I've heard the stories I have. Is this a good look at

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disappointment? Yeah, I guess I
don't. Like I'm not saying that it's

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like the cream of the crop,
and it's not like it's not like a

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normal thing. I don't normally go
to these types of things because we don't.

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I would have answered, I would
have answered, but I had I

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was really thirsty. So I'm just
gonna keep drinking and move on. I

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can see like we should pop in
one time with Tyler and it's gonna be

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like norm from Cheers Tyler, Tyler
what no there? Once they're like,

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they're like, hey, you left
your wallet, slide it over to him.

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It's literally his picture. I broke
down here. I must have dropped

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it outside and there's a booth with
a with a like a portrait of him

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over it and fresh flowers for like
for his birthday in the picture. Yeah,

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we love Tyler. He spends so
much money here. Yeah. Have

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you ever known? Like, Okay, I I have to let disclose this

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because I want to know if anybody's
like has gone to any of their local

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strip clubs. I don't know why
I air quoted it for some reason.

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Gentlemen clubs. This is the like
what I've been to two? Is it?

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Yes? I believe a gentleman's club. The girls do not get naked.

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I believe they don't. They don't
get they don't get Yeah. Yeah,

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I think that's like the Spearmint Rhino
down Lexington. Yeah. I think

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this is that. Uh that's but
no, okay, fucking to see the

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thumbnail for this episode. Okay,
you know, Okay, you guys don't.

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Don't sit there and deny that you
haven't been to the least one in

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your life. Oh yeah, okay, okay. You know how they'll they'll

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introduce whoever's going on stage and they'll
play music, play Pen's not like that.

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They'll introduce the like whoever's going on. But they have to pay.

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They have one of those iTunes jukeboxes. They put dollars in themselves that they

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get and play a song. So
that's why they go around making a little

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like around before they go on stage, like, Hey, you want to

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give me a dollar so I could
play you with thone or something like that.

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Say what place does this? They're
literally making making the strippers pay for

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their music their subcontractors. Yeah,
I wonder if that's a ten ninety nine.

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Oh ahead, it absolutely is.
Yeah, you can write do they

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do you think they get a receipt? I was going to say this,

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this is a jukebox sped out a
receipt for every song, because how you

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can? I mean that's a business
man. Yeah, you know, we

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talk all the ship about this place. We can. But when grandma needs

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a few extra dollars for bingo,
it's it's available for that's true, you

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know what I mean? This is
true? So that that brings me to

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the question, like, because we're
always talking about the whole Bobby Mackie thing,

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where are the ghosts going to go? Like are they going to go

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with Bobby Mackie's or they're just going
to go to the next closest place.

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That's what I was saying. Is
the next closest place is the playpen?

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Yeah, that's the next building up, isn't it. Plus it's I don't

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really know the logistics here. I
mean, if they go far, how

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do we know the ghosts can even
make it? How you know, what

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if they can't get there? What
if they're like and that's fucking I'll be

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fucking floating around all night trying to
get to that. That's too far,

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right, Yeah, thumbs up.
Pitching rides on Yeah, route little ghost

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uh ghost picket signs in front of
the place. And is that is that

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rounde eight right there? Yeah?
No, that's round nine nine nine because

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it's still yeah the double A the
double Yeah, yeah, that's route what's

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Route ten? Route ten's right by
like where the fair grounds and stuff is.

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Ten takes you to California where your
old house was okay, that's ten.

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Okay. You ever know, it's
like sometimes when you try to like

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figure out where they all are,
they're not. They don't really run very

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like relative to each other. Yeah, so you're like, the hell fucking

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numbered these because Route eight is right
by where certainty are what the drywall plant?

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Yeah yeah, and it's as bad
as Route eight is. I will

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give it this. It's the most
consistent road. I mean there's the the

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you can't count on your fingers and
toes, the haunted places down on Route

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eight, and then the road being
shitty. It's consistent all the way.

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M h. It's like horror movie, Like just made for a horror movie

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because the road is so bad that
is inevitably going to destroy your vehicle at

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some point and then you're going to
be broke down in front of a haunted

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location. Yeah. I mean,
it's a fucking Scooby Doo cartoon. Yeah.

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I told you guys about being down
at the bar that my friend's own.

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Actually you guys know them too,
so our friends on it. Uh,

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And I walk in one day and
I'm like, it's a it's kind

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of a drop, it's a to
deliver it. It's a drop. You

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just kind of go in and you
leave everything you know, and you you

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lock up and leave. And Uh. I go in there and I'm like,

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oh god, I gotta go bathroom, bro bad, getting getting emotional

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here, you know. And so
I get use the bathroom and there's nobody

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there but me, and I'm on
my phone. I'm like texting back and

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forth with my wife and out in
the main room, I hear the piano

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go. I literally go and I
text her and I'm like, now the

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piano is playing. Is this the
place? Who sent me the video of

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the door? The fucking door?
I want to go there so bad because

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I feel like this is where I
can I can shine, you know.

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I know construction, I know buildings, So if it's like, if it's

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something natural, I can be like, no, you're good, you just

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got shitty maintenance guys. Yeah,
Or I can be like, no fucking

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doors haunted. Did I ever show
you guys? The chat back and forth

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with UH with Nick about that the
door. I don't believe I know Nick

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Ninja, oh barely know him.
Yeah. So I sent him the video

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and he goes, well, what
the fuck that's new? I'm like,

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damn it he's like, yeah,
because it's usually sticks to the event.

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I'm like, I know, in
fact, it's stuck to the event the

407
00:35:22.639 --> 00:35:28.920
whole time. My helper was going
in and out and it doesn't. It's

408
00:35:29.000 --> 00:35:32.079
the fucking timing is what made it
weird. It's if anything else, it's

409
00:35:32.159 --> 00:35:37.400
the timing of it. I was
done, check is or the invoice is

410
00:35:37.480 --> 00:35:39.599
on the thing. I take the
check with me to enter it in,

411
00:35:40.519 --> 00:35:43.840
grab the key, and out the
door. I go. And as I

412
00:35:43.920 --> 00:35:46.039
got the door, I turned to
grab the door and it's I'm like,

413
00:35:51.159 --> 00:35:53.559
he waited until it was done to
slam the fucking door on me. Mm

414
00:35:53.639 --> 00:36:00.800
hm hmm, okay whatever. So, yeah, it's just the timing of

415
00:36:00.880 --> 00:36:04.199
it's weird. And he was he
was saying hell. He's like, yeah,

416
00:36:04.239 --> 00:36:07.199
the door usually never never shuts like
that. He goes. But then

417
00:36:07.239 --> 00:36:09.599
again, I mean, the cheap
box has been randomly coming on with with

418
00:36:10.079 --> 00:36:16.840
songs that Grandma liked. I'm like, you guys, are you guys are

419
00:36:16.880 --> 00:36:22.960
really ruining like one of my best
poop spots. I'm just saying, you

420
00:36:23.039 --> 00:36:27.320
gotta pick them. When you're into
my business, pick your spots. I

421
00:36:27.400 --> 00:36:32.480
would love to know because the piano
thing that's that's something you hear. That's

422
00:36:32.519 --> 00:36:38.079
a that's a common thread, right. I remember a mutual friend, well

423
00:36:38.119 --> 00:36:42.079
I wouldn't call him a friend,
but a mutual person that you and I

424
00:36:42.280 --> 00:36:46.840
both know, Denny a quaintances.
Well, at one point in time we

425
00:36:46.920 --> 00:36:50.480
thought of him as a friend and
then he was a total ship bag.

426
00:36:50.599 --> 00:36:54.920
And I'm already starting to think that
I think Denny's catching on who it is.

427
00:36:55.360 --> 00:37:00.800
A fief, a liar, is
such and such actually lived in the

428
00:37:00.840 --> 00:37:05.880
place that Dave grew up in before
Dave. Dave was the transplant after that,

429
00:37:05.960 --> 00:37:07.599
which was great. One musician leaves, another one comes in. It

430
00:37:07.760 --> 00:37:14.800
was awesome. But there was a
piano in the basement of that house because

431
00:37:14.800 --> 00:37:19.079
the people that lived there prior to
them, the old woman that lived there

432
00:37:19.400 --> 00:37:24.519
was a piano teacher. And I
can remember spending the night there and hearing

433
00:37:24.639 --> 00:37:36.679
the plink plink occasionally on the piano, and I'm wondering if there's like a

434
00:37:37.679 --> 00:37:43.639
a temperature change or humidity change that
can cause that. Absolutely, yeah,

435
00:37:43.719 --> 00:37:47.679
you know, so I know that
it freaked out this person's grandma and grandpa

436
00:37:47.800 --> 00:37:54.400
who bought the place enough that they
destroyed the piano and halt out, halted

437
00:37:54.480 --> 00:37:59.920
out in garbage cans. Yeah,
yeah, I know, he's scary.

438
00:38:00.039 --> 00:38:02.639
If it actually started playing as they
were calling it out, you would hear

439
00:38:02.760 --> 00:38:09.400
clear you would hear clear notes like
and it would ring out like the resonator

440
00:38:09.440 --> 00:38:15.760
pedal was down or something. I've
heard that happen before. My grandmother had

441
00:38:15.800 --> 00:38:19.400
an upright piano. That's what this
was. And uh, it would it

442
00:38:19.440 --> 00:38:22.760
would do that, you know temperature
change. Wood would creak and you'd hear

443
00:38:22.840 --> 00:38:29.360
the you know thing. So to
put it in professional perspective, I was

444
00:38:29.719 --> 00:38:34.280
a bit of a drifter when I
was much much younger and left my place

445
00:38:34.519 --> 00:38:40.239
to go stay at a friend's dad's
place. He was not as physically able

446
00:38:40.280 --> 00:38:44.079
to do stuff on the farm as
he used to be, so I was

447
00:38:44.159 --> 00:38:46.480
kind of like a live in farmhand. I lived in the basement, paid

448
00:38:46.480 --> 00:38:50.199
a little bit of rent, and
did a bunch of work. But there

449
00:38:50.280 --> 00:38:55.400
was an upright in the basement there
and never once, not once, didn't

450
00:38:55.440 --> 00:38:59.800
hear it in the year I was
there, did I hear a piano go

451
00:39:00.039 --> 00:39:02.639
bink in the middle of the night
or during the day or not one time?

452
00:39:02.760 --> 00:39:06.480
And I was there for an entire
year. So change of seasons.

453
00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:09.880
There was a wood stove in the
basement that it was actually would furnace the

454
00:39:09.920 --> 00:39:15.280
heated the house so like dramatic temperature
changes, you know, you know what

455
00:39:15.360 --> 00:39:16.920
I mean, like come home and
light the fire and heat the house up

456
00:39:16.960 --> 00:39:22.239
type stuff. Not once did I
hear it. So that's, uh,

457
00:39:22.440 --> 00:39:28.599
that's why I've got curiosity about it. Because I heard it at this other

458
00:39:28.719 --> 00:39:32.400
place. I physically heard it.
And then when Dave moved in and he

459
00:39:32.519 --> 00:39:38.239
can attest to this, we both
heard the piano playing and the piano was

460
00:39:38.320 --> 00:39:42.679
gone. I helped carry the son
of a bitch out, Oh my god,

461
00:39:42.880 --> 00:39:49.280
and we both heard the piano blink
blink. Yeah. It was weird.

462
00:39:50.400 --> 00:39:52.719
See. I was like, I'm
a fucking skeptic, and I'm like,

463
00:39:52.760 --> 00:39:54.000
what the hell is going on?
Why am I hearing this shit?

464
00:39:54.079 --> 00:39:59.920
You know. When I was in
a very a very vulnerable position and I

465
00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:06.480
heard the piano in this bar,
right, I wasn't freaked out. I

466
00:40:06.599 --> 00:40:10.679
heard a little thinking, and I'm
like, right now, it could be

467
00:40:10.760 --> 00:40:14.320
anything, but I made I made
light of it. I was like,

468
00:40:14.480 --> 00:40:17.400
well, the piano is fucking playing, you know what I mean. And

469
00:40:17.559 --> 00:40:22.480
my wife cares, Oh lord,
you know she's like, oh, nope,

470
00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:25.400
nope, nope, but uh,
I think that if I was if

471
00:40:25.400 --> 00:40:31.440
I would have been in again in
a very vulnerable position and I would have

472
00:40:31.480 --> 00:40:42.760
heard like yeah, then I would
have I would have freaked out more,

473
00:40:42.840 --> 00:40:45.119
but a little, like a little
today, we would call that rapid evacuation.

474
00:40:46.079 --> 00:40:51.360
Yeah, of every sense of the
word too, because it would have

475
00:40:51.440 --> 00:40:55.880
been a full on drop troal drop
load and then get the fuck out of

476
00:40:55.960 --> 00:41:05.760
this place. It's always like I
always that's those are the types of moments

477
00:41:05.800 --> 00:41:09.000
that I would I hate because I'm
like, dude, I'm I hate to

478
00:41:09.079 --> 00:41:14.800
be in that position, like in
the bathroom, like in any scenario going

479
00:41:14.840 --> 00:41:16.719
to the like going to the bathroom
or in the shower, I'm in a

480
00:41:16.840 --> 00:41:22.159
very vulnerable position and you're going to
try some shit. Yeah, that's like

481
00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:27.639
I was like, come on,
at least until I'm like decent, Yeah,

482
00:41:27.639 --> 00:41:30.000
because I really don't want to run
out of this house, our plates.

483
00:41:30.719 --> 00:41:37.480
Yeah, like just showing everybody everything
because now I'm scared, and then

484
00:41:37.559 --> 00:41:39.679
on top of it, I'm getting
arrested. Yeah. Well, I mean

485
00:41:39.760 --> 00:41:44.159
think like the first few minutes of
the movie Zombielance, that's the first thing

486
00:41:44.199 --> 00:41:46.400
they talk about is. You know, don't go to the bathroom. That's

487
00:41:46.480 --> 00:41:51.480
the most vulnerable position you're in.
First off, your cornered, you're surrounded

488
00:41:51.519 --> 00:41:54.679
by walls, there's only one exit, and your pants are around your ankles.

489
00:41:55.000 --> 00:42:00.199
Yeah. I think that's all valid
too, because, like, I'll

490
00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:04.360
be honest with you, if I
had I just eaten a bunch of taco

491
00:42:04.480 --> 00:42:08.679
bell in, you know, some
crazy shit started happening while I was in

492
00:42:08.719 --> 00:42:15.079
the bathroom. I guess I'm dying
because it's I mean, either way,

493
00:42:15.119 --> 00:42:17.719
it's not gonna end well, So
I guess I'll just I'll just stay here.

494
00:42:19.599 --> 00:42:22.559
Yeah. Right. I would hope
that the ghost would like, pus

495
00:42:22.599 --> 00:42:30.440
you open the stall and be like, oh, you know everything okay.

496
00:42:30.440 --> 00:42:37.440
Yeah, Oh she's cleaning her barn. Nice. Yeah, she has a

497
00:42:37.480 --> 00:42:45.360
barn. That's awesome. Oh man, this this morning. Uh, before

498
00:42:45.559 --> 00:42:49.639
before Tyler sent the message over,
I was like, we were laying in

499
00:42:49.679 --> 00:42:53.320
bed and we're just like just letting
the furnace just bake us, you know,

500
00:42:54.400 --> 00:42:57.760
and we're we're sitting here and I'm
like, I should turn over so

501
00:42:58.000 --> 00:43:02.800
the other side cooks evenly. Yeah, and we hear a in the middle

502
00:43:02.800 --> 00:43:10.119
of the room out here. Yeah, I'm literally sitting there like huh.

503
00:43:12.920 --> 00:43:14.960
She's like, what do you think
that was? And I'm like, I

504
00:43:15.000 --> 00:43:19.519
don't know. She's like, man, I hope I ain't. I hope

505
00:43:19.519 --> 00:43:23.840
I ain't. Nothing Like you know, I'm like, I don't even care

506
00:43:25.199 --> 00:43:29.960
on it. I don't give a
fuck. Yeah, I don't care.

507
00:43:30.320 --> 00:43:35.320
You know. Right if there isn't
a ghost hanging around here somewhere, I'd

508
00:43:35.320 --> 00:43:39.960
be a little disappointed, right,
Yeah. Yeah, I'm like why why

509
00:43:40.039 --> 00:43:44.400
do I mean, why would why
would that be? You know? I

510
00:43:44.559 --> 00:43:51.880
immediately get this amazing feeling just being
here. Yeah, Like, I don't.

511
00:43:51.960 --> 00:43:53.719
I don't imagine. Do you have
a date on the build of that

512
00:43:53.800 --> 00:43:58.360
house? Because I can tell by
the millwork around the doors and your baseboards.

513
00:43:58.400 --> 00:44:01.960
They're just the size of the wood
they used that this place is old.

514
00:44:02.440 --> 00:44:06.519
What what do you what do you
what would you guess? Does it

515
00:44:06.599 --> 00:44:10.159
have drywall or is it a plaster
some A lot of it's been redone,

516
00:44:10.320 --> 00:44:14.639
so there's there's a mix of both, Okay, but there is plaster there,

517
00:44:15.000 --> 00:44:16.440
there's some, yes, yeah,
okay. Do you have floor vents?

518
00:44:19.519 --> 00:44:22.480
Yes, there's there's a couple here, but it also has some wall

519
00:44:22.599 --> 00:44:25.679
vents, all right, do you
have Do you have like the big returns

520
00:44:25.719 --> 00:44:29.559
that go into the floor into the
basement or no basement or what do you

521
00:44:29.679 --> 00:44:35.000
got? There's there's no basement,
okay, cross base the cross space was

522
00:44:35.079 --> 00:44:38.159
filled in, okay, or the
you know what I mean, like they

523
00:44:38.320 --> 00:44:40.880
used to have like a root seller
kind of deal, but it's all filled

524
00:44:40.920 --> 00:44:45.719
in and solid. Now. Do
all the doors look like the one behind

525
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:52.119
you with the multipanels? Uh?
No, that's I really wish I could

526
00:44:52.159 --> 00:44:54.000
get the camera over to the doors. I really want to share the you

527
00:44:54.119 --> 00:44:58.400
chew you these doors, Josh,
I could see one behind you. You

528
00:44:58.400 --> 00:45:00.519
can see this one in this room. Yeah. Yeah, they're not like

529
00:45:00.639 --> 00:45:07.679
that. They're big wooden like like
goddamn like that thick farm like like farmhouse

530
00:45:07.760 --> 00:45:09.960
doors. Dude, Okay, I
got it. Get a picture of them

531
00:45:10.000 --> 00:45:15.239
for you. I bet you'll.
I bet you'll have it, like you'll

532
00:45:15.280 --> 00:45:23.360
know. It's hard to say without
actually like actually being in the house,

533
00:45:23.400 --> 00:45:29.480
but I'm going to say somewhere in
the nineteen tens. Uh that's that's actually

534
00:45:29.599 --> 00:45:34.039
earlier. It's it's in the like
early nineteen thirties. Okay, Okay,

535
00:45:34.079 --> 00:45:39.280
so it's still got a lot of
that you know that style whatever with with

536
00:45:39.800 --> 00:45:44.639
with remodel houses, It's hard to
tell. Yeah. One way to tell

537
00:45:44.719 --> 00:45:50.199
too is if you like anything pre
depression usually has a lot of wood,

538
00:45:50.320 --> 00:45:52.800
a lot of big woodwork, right, and it's all real wood, okay.

539
00:45:53.039 --> 00:45:58.840
And then around the depression and shortly
thereafter, you'll notice that like all

540
00:45:58.920 --> 00:46:04.440
the windows and doors or different sizes
in the house because they're materials of opportunity,

541
00:46:05.159 --> 00:46:10.280
right okay. And in around the
thirties, people still weren't doing as

542
00:46:10.320 --> 00:46:15.119
good yet because World War II hadn't
happened and boosted the economy. So anything

543
00:46:15.199 --> 00:46:19.440
from the thirties to the forties,
it's gonna look like the nineteen tens and

544
00:46:19.519 --> 00:46:22.960
twenties houses. But instead of using
all real wood, like those big panels

545
00:46:23.000 --> 00:46:25.719
and stuff above the doors and things
like that, a lot of that I'll

546
00:46:25.719 --> 00:46:30.599
actually be plywood because it was cheaper. I really wish I wouldn't have done

547
00:46:30.599 --> 00:46:34.920
that. Yeah, the uh,
you just need to blow out the screen

548
00:46:34.920 --> 00:46:37.719
because it's not focusing. There we
go. But what I was trying to

549
00:46:37.760 --> 00:46:40.800
figure out with is the door opening
going in behind you, if that upper

550
00:46:40.880 --> 00:46:45.239
section was actual wood casework, or
if it was if it was an old

551
00:46:45.320 --> 00:46:52.000
trans and window that would allow heat
to transfer, because that'll that'll pinpoint you

552
00:46:52.119 --> 00:46:57.079
too far. So it looks like
it might be foe which should have that

553
00:46:57.559 --> 00:47:00.880
points to the thirties, But if
it was an actual window that was filled

554
00:47:00.920 --> 00:47:04.159
in, it would have been from
the tens. Yeah, okay, does

555
00:47:04.239 --> 00:47:08.239
it makes sense like your ceilings aren't
high enough to be eighteen hundreds? Yeah?

556
00:47:09.079 --> 00:47:14.320
These the big what do you call
it? Uh? You know how

557
00:47:14.360 --> 00:47:16.440
that's got the recess into the windows. This is technically supposed to be a

558
00:47:16.480 --> 00:47:22.639
dining room area. Yeah. Yeah, it's like if if this is the

559
00:47:22.599 --> 00:47:30.239
outer wall, this kicks in,
yeah, like protects light in. It's

560
00:47:30.719 --> 00:47:35.960
an amazing man. I love this
shit. Your baseboards are really tall too,

561
00:47:36.079 --> 00:47:39.480
so that tells me that it's like
it's pre pre fifties. Yeah.

562
00:47:39.559 --> 00:47:43.840
Man, it's cool. Man,
I dig everything. I love about it.

563
00:47:43.960 --> 00:47:49.119
Like I've always wanted an old farmhouse. Yeah. I've never really been

564
00:47:49.199 --> 00:47:52.119
the like modernist, you know what
I mean. Like I've never really liked

565
00:47:52.159 --> 00:47:57.199
the like super fancy. Yeah.
And I when when we came here to

566
00:47:57.280 --> 00:48:01.159
see this place, I was like
disturbed. I was disturbed by my own

567
00:48:01.679 --> 00:48:05.880
how much I was like falling in
love with it like quickly. I can

568
00:48:05.920 --> 00:48:07.719
see why you would. Man,
it's gorgeous, just the snapshot that we're

569
00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:09.920
seeing right now, you know,
because we haven't made it. I don't

570
00:48:09.920 --> 00:48:13.079
think Tyler has yet, but I
know I haven't made it up there,

571
00:48:13.679 --> 00:48:16.679
Tyler. Tyler hauled a trailer up
here for me, okay, and dropped

572
00:48:16.679 --> 00:48:22.119
it off. It's actually how it
hurt my arm. The trailer was on

573
00:48:22.280 --> 00:48:25.159
blocks. The jack had broke on
the trailer, so it was gone.

574
00:48:27.239 --> 00:48:30.239
And when I went to we went
to lift it up on the blocks,

575
00:48:31.000 --> 00:48:37.079
I had my arm twisted and I
pulled and something in here popped. Oh

576
00:48:38.039 --> 00:48:42.960
And for like the whole week,
dude, I had the hardest time just

577
00:48:43.079 --> 00:48:46.199
lifting my arm up. And even
now I have like a tenderness right in

578
00:48:46.320 --> 00:48:51.719
there. I don't know, I
don't know what to do, but I'm

579
00:48:51.800 --> 00:48:52.679
like, man, I'm gonna have
to deal with it. I can't be

580
00:48:52.760 --> 00:48:58.400
off work. I can't, you
know, gotta make them money, right,

581
00:48:58.880 --> 00:49:07.000
I'm making money. So watch this
episode twice periodically checking in. We

582
00:49:07.159 --> 00:49:08.400
got some We've got a couple of
missed weeks. We got to make up

583
00:49:08.440 --> 00:49:13.280
for the number in and down.
Go back and watch all of the other

584
00:49:13.400 --> 00:49:17.400
episodes all over again, everything twice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Tyler's

585
00:49:17.400 --> 00:49:22.880
air drumming. Watch it on every
platform, every platform. Listen to it

586
00:49:22.079 --> 00:49:28.239
on you know, iTunes. Tell
us if it sounds better Spotify or iTunes.

587
00:49:28.559 --> 00:49:30.679
Are we on Pandoria? I know
that I should know this, Yes,

588
00:49:31.039 --> 00:49:35.000
okay, listen to us on Pandora. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

589
00:49:35.039 --> 00:49:39.719
we're on a shipload of things,
more ship than I even realized. Yeah,

590
00:49:39.719 --> 00:49:43.920
I know we're on Audible now.
We've been on Aible for a while.

591
00:49:44.519 --> 00:49:49.280
Nice, I can remember the one
that's the Australian based Hell. Yeah,

592
00:49:49.360 --> 00:49:52.360
dude, you know what love under
to our Australian cousins. Man,

593
00:49:53.679 --> 00:49:59.760
You guys and us are the you
know that we're we're like the step children

594
00:49:59.840 --> 00:50:01.960
of of Britain. And I like
to think of us as cousins. You

595
00:50:02.039 --> 00:50:07.039
know, we're like they're they're over
there doing some Australian hillbilly stuff. We're

596
00:50:07.079 --> 00:50:10.480
over here doing some hillbilly stuff.
You know. I like it. Yeah,

597
00:50:10.920 --> 00:50:14.960
I just don't want to visit because
all everything they have will kill you.

598
00:50:15.960 --> 00:50:19.079
Yeah. Yeah, that's that's it. You come over here, man,

599
00:50:19.119 --> 00:50:21.079
you don't got to worry about our
deer, like, you know,

600
00:50:22.199 --> 00:50:24.760
trying to maul you in your house, you know what I mean, or

601
00:50:24.840 --> 00:50:29.320
trying to fist fight you. Yeah. Yeah, they saw a picture.

602
00:50:29.800 --> 00:50:32.920
I saw a picture of cow in
Australia that had killed a snake and it

603
00:50:34.000 --> 00:50:37.239
had it in its mouth. Yeah. This is the things you gotta worry

604
00:50:37.280 --> 00:50:39.840
about in Australia. That's what I'm
saying. Our cows are so peaceful here.

605
00:50:40.280 --> 00:50:47.920
Yeah, it's like, man.
Yeah, my daughter woke up one

606
00:50:49.000 --> 00:50:55.960
day and there's a big ass groundhog
hanging out right outside her window. She

607
00:50:57.079 --> 00:51:00.199
named him Gregory. Oh that's not
good because you're gonna have to kill that

608
00:51:00.320 --> 00:51:05.480
thing. Yeah yeah, hopefully,
hopefully. I told her I made a

609
00:51:05.599 --> 00:51:08.280
joke because the wife is like,
she's pretty meticulous. She's like, if

610
00:51:08.280 --> 00:51:10.920
there's mice in here, we're getting
rid of them. So she just automatically

611
00:51:10.960 --> 00:51:15.119
puts some traps down and baits them, you know, and if there's anything,

612
00:51:15.199 --> 00:51:17.079
she wants it out right right.
And I made the joke that Sam

613
00:51:17.239 --> 00:51:21.400
was gonna wake up and there's gonna
be this giant hedgehog with a sticky track

614
00:51:21.519 --> 00:51:31.360
stuck to her, stuck to it, like did it did it? I'm

615
00:51:31.440 --> 00:51:36.840
like it to peel it. Queen
hell out of here, Gregory, you

616
00:51:37.159 --> 00:51:39.519
got too many outbuildings to have a
groundhog hanging around. You got to get

617
00:51:39.559 --> 00:51:44.880
rid of that thing. He's uh, he's up front here. Uh there's

618
00:51:44.920 --> 00:51:49.480
a big tree stump, that tree
that was taken out, and he's got

619
00:51:49.559 --> 00:51:54.079
his burrow in it in the front
yard. In the front yard. The

620
00:51:54.199 --> 00:51:59.360
hell's wrong with that groundhog. I've
never seen one go that close to a

621
00:51:59.480 --> 00:52:04.239
road. He's just hanging I don't
know. Yeah, the other morning I

622
00:52:04.320 --> 00:52:07.000
went to a leaf for work.
Dude, I hit the remote thing on

623
00:52:07.119 --> 00:52:13.159
the Camaro to get I keep forgetting
that. It's a habit because out of

624
00:52:13.599 --> 00:52:16.920
the other place, I don't have
any lights anywhere, So in the morning

625
00:52:17.000 --> 00:52:21.400
I would hit my car. The
car headlights would light up. That gives

626
00:52:21.480 --> 00:52:24.119
me where I can see what I'm
doing, right, So it's a habit.

627
00:52:24.199 --> 00:52:28.639
I all hit the car and I
go out. Well, as I'm

628
00:52:28.679 --> 00:52:30.639
walking, dude, these overhead lights
are just kicking on, and I'm like,

629
00:52:34.280 --> 00:52:37.199
you know, I look out in
the field, Dude, it's just

630
00:52:37.400 --> 00:52:42.239
hurt a deer standing there, Like, Fuck's wrong with this? Dude.

631
00:52:44.199 --> 00:52:46.920
You're out there having an episode because
of the lights. The lights were freaking

632
00:52:47.000 --> 00:52:51.199
me out. You know, it
senses you and it just kicks on.

633
00:52:51.719 --> 00:52:53.440
Yeah, yeah, I know this
like this is nothing. I mean,

634
00:52:53.519 --> 00:52:55.920
I'm sure you listen it out there, you're probably like, dude, yeah,

635
00:52:55.960 --> 00:52:59.280
everybody's got this. Well, dude, you got it. You got

636
00:53:00.920 --> 00:53:06.119
you get acclimated to pretty much be
in uh, what's Jeremiah Johnson there for

637
00:53:06.159 --> 00:53:08.079
a while. You know, you're
out in the woods, you know,

638
00:53:08.760 --> 00:53:12.360
Yeah, Barret, don't know how
many legs a horse got. You know,

639
00:53:13.480 --> 00:53:17.639
you're out there. I mean,
though, and I wonder why people

640
00:53:17.719 --> 00:53:22.079
think I'm that. People think I'm
the old one. I'm quoting some fucking

641
00:53:22.159 --> 00:53:24.800
fifties movies and shot over here.
There's nothing relevant comes out of my mouth.

642
00:53:25.320 --> 00:53:30.239
Yeah. My daughter told me she's
she's like studying all this different stuff,

643
00:53:30.320 --> 00:53:34.159
you know, like how people's minds
work and all this stuff. You

644
00:53:34.239 --> 00:53:37.360
know, she's so much smarter than
I am with this. And she said

645
00:53:37.400 --> 00:53:45.239
it, living out there that way
puts you into a state of survival mode.

646
00:53:46.320 --> 00:53:52.440
Okay, and you don't realize that
you're constantly in survival mode. And

647
00:53:52.559 --> 00:53:57.519
then like when we got here,
man, me and the wife have noticed

648
00:53:57.519 --> 00:54:02.679
it's it's difficult for us to just
slow down and just live Yeah, we

649
00:54:02.880 --> 00:54:07.559
constantly feel like something must be done
right now, something has to be has

650
00:54:07.639 --> 00:54:13.480
to happen right now. And apparently
my daughter was saying that it has something

651
00:54:13.480 --> 00:54:16.599
to do with when you get out
of survival mode, you start to focus

652
00:54:16.679 --> 00:54:22.400
on self mode or whatever, you
start to live and whatever. So it's

653
00:54:22.440 --> 00:54:28.440
weird because it's so fucking accurate that
I was like, and I'm always spiteful

654
00:54:28.440 --> 00:54:34.920
about it. I'm like, that's
not how it is. But in all

655
00:54:34.960 --> 00:54:37.920
actuality, I'm like, that's pretty
that's pretty close. But I'm not gonna

656
00:54:37.960 --> 00:54:42.480
tell her that, right. But
Yeah, the lights were kicking on.

657
00:54:42.639 --> 00:54:47.800
Dude, I'm jumping, like the
automatic why is that turning on? Yeah?

658
00:54:49.679 --> 00:54:52.400
And that this is so stupid and
I hate gushing like this about it.

659
00:54:52.480 --> 00:54:55.039
But I look out and I can
see my deck. I have a

660
00:54:55.280 --> 00:55:02.039
I have a side deck, right, and I'm so not used to seeing

661
00:55:02.079 --> 00:55:05.000
it that I still look at it. I'm like, what the fuck is

662
00:55:05.039 --> 00:55:08.039
that? And it takes me a
couple of seconds to be like, oh,

663
00:55:08.159 --> 00:55:13.760
yeah, that's right. It's a
fucking deck, like a deck I

664
00:55:13.800 --> 00:55:16.679
don't know. And it's a it's
a good decent sized deck too, Like

665
00:55:17.119 --> 00:55:20.320
it's not as big as some decks. I know, some decks are a

666
00:55:20.400 --> 00:55:22.880
lot bigger than other decks, but
this deck is is nice. It has

667
00:55:22.920 --> 00:55:29.599
a nice like like some bushes around
it. Very it does like overgrown.

668
00:55:29.840 --> 00:55:34.159
I love down. Yeah, deck
will look bigger. I can't wait for

669
00:55:34.239 --> 00:55:37.039
the I can't wait for the thumbnail
for the second half of this episode.

670
00:55:39.280 --> 00:55:42.800
Actually, uh I, I have
to give credit to my dad for that

671
00:55:42.960 --> 00:55:46.039
joke, because my dad, years
back, built a He built this big

672
00:55:46.119 --> 00:55:52.440
deck around a pool, and almost
daily he would be like, check out

673
00:55:52.639 --> 00:55:55.960
the size of my deck. Oh
my yeah, it's a nice deck.

674
00:55:57.039 --> 00:56:00.559
Dad, Are you about to tell
the fella Ensemo's story? Like my decks,

675
00:56:00.679 --> 00:56:07.400
My deck's big. But you should
see my dads. I sally pulled

676
00:56:07.440 --> 00:56:12.159
that on a guy at work.
He appreciated it. I should see my

677
00:56:12.320 --> 00:56:15.400
dad's. Yeah. No, it's
just weird. It's getting getting acclimated and

678
00:56:15.519 --> 00:56:19.960
getting getting out of that state of
mind. You know. I was actually

679
00:56:20.079 --> 00:56:23.440
really worried about getting on here and
doing the show. Yeah, I was

680
00:56:23.519 --> 00:56:30.480
worried that I wouldn't be in the
right mind state. Yeah, like I'm

681
00:56:30.519 --> 00:56:32.280
not in a camp or I'm not
out in the woods. I'm not close

682
00:56:32.360 --> 00:56:36.840
to it anymore. I'm in a
house now. I mean, you know,

683
00:56:37.960 --> 00:56:40.960
it's kind of you're out in the
country still, though, I am.

684
00:56:42.320 --> 00:56:45.639
I do like that. I have
to take some pictures today and send

685
00:56:45.679 --> 00:56:47.880
you guys out. It looks today's
Yeah, we're going to get some deck

686
00:56:47.920 --> 00:56:52.280
pics. Oh god, you wait
till I trim those bushes and that deck

687
00:56:52.320 --> 00:56:58.960
looks really big. I do.
I gotta get a pressure I gotta get

688
00:56:59.000 --> 00:57:04.199
me a pressure washer in here next
year because it's it's needing. It needs

689
00:57:04.239 --> 00:57:07.519
to be sprayed off and repainted.
Do you want to borrow mine to wash

690
00:57:07.559 --> 00:57:10.800
your deck? That'd be great many. Hey, maybe maybe I could talk

691
00:57:10.800 --> 00:57:14.800
to you into coming over and we
could just tag team my deck a little

692
00:57:14.800 --> 00:57:16.880
bit, you know, wash it
together. I like it. I'll just

693
00:57:16.920 --> 00:57:22.599
come over and watch. You could
videotape for us, Yeah, document it

694
00:57:22.679 --> 00:57:28.119
for the YouTube channel. Do that
for you guys. And that was the

695
00:57:28.320 --> 00:57:37.039
end of the show talking about Denny's
big brown deck. Just it is brown

696
00:57:37.079 --> 00:57:40.840
though. I mean, Dave borrows
my fresh washer at least once a year,

697
00:57:42.079 --> 00:57:44.239
so if you need to borrow it, it's no big deal. Yeah,

698
00:57:44.239 --> 00:57:45.719
it'd be awesome. Man, it's
safety. I bought it because,

699
00:57:45.920 --> 00:57:52.880
like we have this green algae that
grows on everything, and it's always on

700
00:57:52.960 --> 00:57:54.920
the north side of the building.
It's just like moss that like that grows

701
00:57:54.920 --> 00:57:58.920
on trees, the mailbox, the
house, everything gets it. If it

702
00:57:59.000 --> 00:58:00.920
sits long enough, it turns green. And then you know, we're so

703
00:58:01.079 --> 00:58:06.199
close to the dust bowl back there
that everything gets filthy and there's no car

704
00:58:06.400 --> 00:58:10.840
washes out here. So it was
like, I'm just getting a pressure washer.

705
00:58:12.000 --> 00:58:14.280
I got a big foam canon that
goes on it, you know,

706
00:58:14.559 --> 00:58:16.400
and I've got the I've got all
this concrete take care of. So I've

707
00:58:16.400 --> 00:58:21.960
got one of those those round pieces
that go on the pressure washer that spin

708
00:58:22.039 --> 00:58:25.199
in circles and it cleans like a
one foot path instead of just a little

709
00:58:25.280 --> 00:58:29.960
six inch or four inch path.
It's awesome. It's awesome, dude.

710
00:58:30.039 --> 00:58:35.079
Yeah, oh yeah, so that's
badass. It just makes sense. I'm

711
00:58:35.360 --> 00:58:38.840
for absolute fact, I'm gonna have
to get me a zero turn because there

712
00:58:38.840 --> 00:58:44.559
ain't no way I'm walking all this. Nope, you won't have time for

713
00:58:44.960 --> 00:58:49.639
show or band practice if you do
even a ride and mower. I'm sitting

714
00:58:49.639 --> 00:58:54.960
there looking at it, and I'm
like, I can tell you that the

715
00:58:55.119 --> 00:59:02.000
two acres that I'm mow takes me
a out three hours, yeah on a

716
00:59:02.119 --> 00:59:07.639
zero turn. Yeah. If without
that, it would probably be what five

717
00:59:08.320 --> 00:59:13.320
six, Well, it would be
like you mow what you can every night

718
00:59:13.480 --> 00:59:17.119
and then it's just it's just your
night. Yeah. You start mowing Monday

719
00:59:17.159 --> 00:59:21.679
night and you start back on Monday
night and you never actually you know what

720
00:59:21.760 --> 00:59:28.360
I mean. Yeah, Yeah,
And I can't wait. I got a

721
00:59:28.400 --> 00:59:30.639
lot of plans for this place.
I can't wait till I can jump on

722
00:59:30.760 --> 00:59:36.400
the show from I'm I'm gonna turn
the out out building into a sound a

723
00:59:36.519 --> 00:59:40.119
live room. Uh. The inside
mixed room will be where I can record

724
00:59:40.199 --> 00:59:46.719
the show from and then uh obviously
do mixes and things like that. I've

725
00:59:46.760 --> 00:59:51.000
got it. I've got it pretty
much planned out. Now. All I

726
00:59:51.079 --> 00:59:54.639
gotta do is obviously I've got I've
got to catch up on some expenses from

727
00:59:54.679 --> 00:59:58.760
moving in, you know, so
I'm paying stuff back down for a while

728
00:59:58.800 --> 01:00:01.920
and then yeah, as soon as
I'm back to good I uh, I

729
01:00:02.039 --> 01:00:08.719
won't be burning up that home depot
credit. Yep. The way this room

730
01:00:08.840 --> 01:00:14.599
sounds is what I need, what
I want my live room to sound like.

731
01:00:15.519 --> 01:00:20.800
And then I stole an idea from
a YouTube video I found where he

732
01:00:20.920 --> 01:00:24.519
had the uh, you know,
the old pipe like curtain hangers. It

733
01:00:24.599 --> 01:00:29.079
looks like piping. I want to
run that down both sides of my live

734
01:00:29.199 --> 01:00:36.519
room. And I want to buy
twelve inch like phone baffles and mount them

735
01:00:36.800 --> 01:00:40.239
on hooks where you want. I
want to be able to put them where

736
01:00:40.280 --> 01:00:44.360
I need them to diffuse stuff.
You know, when I record a drum

737
01:00:44.480 --> 01:00:47.400
kit or any like it, I
like it. And then uh, in

738
01:00:47.519 --> 01:00:52.000
the barn, I was doing some
repairs to one of the windows to I

739
01:00:52.119 --> 01:00:54.679
was building a stall and I had
to reinsulate a window and close it up

740
01:00:54.679 --> 01:01:01.360
because it's broken. And I found
an old like how like a really cool

741
01:01:01.440 --> 01:01:07.760
like glass almost all the way down
at door, and I'm like, dude,

742
01:01:07.280 --> 01:01:09.679
I got it. I'm gonna have
to re like seal it because if

743
01:01:09.719 --> 01:01:13.039
I used it as it is,
it would just rattle. Yeah, but

744
01:01:13.679 --> 01:01:15.960
I want to make it. I
want to build a little cabinet I saw

745
01:01:16.039 --> 01:01:21.360
booth where you can push a guitar
cab in there and close it nice and

746
01:01:21.440 --> 01:01:23.440
you can still see in there through
the glass and see where your mic placements

747
01:01:23.480 --> 01:01:25.440
are, you know what I mean. You can do it like a vocal

748
01:01:25.480 --> 01:01:29.719
booth too, absolutely. Yeah,
i'd like to be able to. You

749
01:01:29.800 --> 01:01:34.880
know, the reason I like this
little building so much is because it's even

750
01:01:34.920 --> 01:01:39.760
the load in like how you would
load equipment into it is it's insane.

751
01:01:39.880 --> 01:01:44.400
It's like it was made for it. I know it wasn't. But the

752
01:01:44.639 --> 01:01:52.199
side is a big, like ten
foot slide door, right, so you

753
01:01:52.280 --> 01:01:55.000
could back the trailer right up to
it and just open that up and just

754
01:01:55.079 --> 01:02:00.079
equipment right in. That's that's awesome. It's kind of like Monster Piece we

755
01:02:00.159 --> 01:02:02.679
did it. It is. It's
like there their big slide door they had.

756
01:02:02.800 --> 01:02:07.679
Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty cool. So I'm excited for that.

757
01:02:07.960 --> 01:02:10.760
But I don't think i'll be done
with it anytime soon. Probably gonna be

758
01:02:10.800 --> 01:02:15.880
a labor of love over months.
You know it's gonna be it's gonna be

759
01:02:15.960 --> 01:02:21.199
so cool. I can't wait.
Like I said, it's weird to be

760
01:02:21.280 --> 01:02:23.079
in this mind state. I don't
mean to like make the whole show about

761
01:02:23.119 --> 01:02:29.840
this, but it is really exciting
and no, it's awesome. Yeah yeah,

762
01:02:30.199 --> 01:02:32.639
but uh, I don't know.
We'll see what happens next. Like

763
01:02:32.760 --> 01:02:36.480
I said, I'm gonna be spending
the next couple of months just paying stuff

764
01:02:36.519 --> 01:02:43.199
back down and yeah, getting back
on a normal routine. I guess normal

765
01:02:43.280 --> 01:02:46.000
life. I don't have to I
don't have to kill for my food anymore.

766
01:02:50.360 --> 01:02:54.239
I'm not one bad day away from
you know, disaster anymore. Right,

767
01:02:54.639 --> 01:02:59.280
But I'll go into that more and
more detail when me and the wife

768
01:02:59.360 --> 01:03:05.280
do the other thing. But yeah, it really is a stressful way to

769
01:03:05.320 --> 01:03:08.760
live. And I understand there's people
out there that do it year round and

770
01:03:09.119 --> 01:03:14.480
have been for years and put it
this way, my heart will always be

771
01:03:14.599 --> 01:03:17.760
with you that I understand what you
go through. And it is hard.

772
01:03:21.559 --> 01:03:30.639
But it gets cold outside and it's
cold inside. Yep. Oh, I'm

773
01:03:30.679 --> 01:03:37.519
not going to miss that ever.
But I will say this though, I

774
01:03:37.639 --> 01:03:43.039
had a little bit of the camper
bite back at me about three four days

775
01:03:43.079 --> 01:03:49.800
into the living here. This house
set they did a remodel, and I

776
01:03:49.880 --> 01:03:52.719
mean, I'm sure you could kind
of tell they did a lot of updates

777
01:03:52.760 --> 01:03:57.239
to it. The kitchen is incredible. It's gorgeous. It's so nice,

778
01:03:57.320 --> 01:04:00.239
man. Just it's the giant cutting
board, know island in the middle,

779
01:04:00.320 --> 01:04:03.559
and we bought some stools to put
around it so you can chill there if

780
01:04:03.599 --> 01:04:11.159
you want to, or there's a
little table. But the house set empty

781
01:04:12.039 --> 01:04:15.679
other than remodelers, you know,
coming in and working on it. Well,

782
01:04:15.840 --> 01:04:17.639
out of nowhere, a family of
four moves in and we just start

783
01:04:17.760 --> 01:04:23.400
blasting hot water left and right.
We're just taking showers, we're enjoying it,

784
01:04:23.599 --> 01:04:31.679
washing dishes, and the water heater
died and it was amazing. I

785
01:04:31.719 --> 01:04:36.920
will thank the camper for this.
It was amazing how in stride me and

786
01:04:38.000 --> 01:04:42.440
the wife were about it, right, the water heater dies and we're like,

787
01:04:45.280 --> 01:04:48.719
okay, well let's let's get on
and let's pick out a water heater.

788
01:04:48.760 --> 01:04:51.760
I guess yep. Whereas years ago
it would have been like, oh

789
01:04:51.840 --> 01:04:57.559
my fucking god, oh this,
we didn't need this, oh Jesus all,

790
01:04:57.920 --> 01:05:01.280
you know, right, but the
camper has kicked that out of us.

791
01:05:01.360 --> 01:05:06.199
I think where we're like, well, that's what it is, let's

792
01:05:06.280 --> 01:05:11.360
just replace it. I'm happy to
report that this new one will literally melt

793
01:05:11.400 --> 01:05:18.400
the flesh off of your bones.
Yeah you know, you know you can

794
01:05:18.440 --> 01:05:25.119
turn those down, right, it's
halfway down, but it's like one of

795
01:05:25.199 --> 01:05:28.440
these new it's a gas furnace,
right, and it's a gas water heater.

796
01:05:28.679 --> 01:05:31.119
Oh okay, yeah, And I'm
used to the electric water heaters that

797
01:05:31.360 --> 01:05:40.400
like slowly ramp up and then stay
warm. This motherfucker's like good luck.

798
01:05:40.960 --> 01:05:47.039
Yeah, and you're like you get
in there, like, oh Jesus,

799
01:05:47.719 --> 01:05:51.000
yeah, take a raw lobster in
there with you. If it turns red

800
01:05:51.039 --> 01:05:58.440
it's too hot. Right, Yeah, it's pretty awesome. I got my

801
01:05:58.559 --> 01:06:02.039
walk in shower always wanted. Yeah, I don't, I don't. There's

802
01:06:02.079 --> 01:06:05.760
a behind me. That door that
you can see that goes to that's the

803
01:06:06.119 --> 01:06:11.719
furnace and heater water heater. And
there's another door that like a little secret

804
01:06:11.760 --> 01:06:15.400
passageway that leads into the other bathroom. There's the old style tub and shower

805
01:06:15.480 --> 01:06:18.960
in there, you know, big
closet and all that stuff. But over

806
01:06:19.039 --> 01:06:25.639
there by this room back here,
the mud room, there's a walking shower

807
01:06:25.719 --> 01:06:29.079
in there, and I love it. Nice. I could live in there.

808
01:06:29.760 --> 01:06:33.360
Nice. There's a glass doors.
No, it's just a curtain.

809
01:06:33.719 --> 01:06:39.280
There is a Waner window though,
Oh nice. There's a Waner window.

810
01:06:39.960 --> 01:06:46.360
So if you go to take a
whiz and somebody standing out there, it's

811
01:06:46.400 --> 01:06:53.039
the Waner window. Somebody needs to
frost that glass. Then out it is.

812
01:06:53.320 --> 01:06:58.519
It is frosted, but that where
you need it to be. It

813
01:06:58.679 --> 01:07:03.559
hides all this. I'm just saying
it's if you're like crossing that window,

814
01:07:03.639 --> 01:07:10.159
you're like, you know what it
is, like you'll probably see the silhouettes

815
01:07:10.800 --> 01:07:15.039
of the of the wiener if you
will. So okay, wait a second,

816
01:07:15.079 --> 01:07:17.039
Tyler, were you outside when Denny
was inside? When you were there?

817
01:07:17.199 --> 01:07:21.440
No, I was geeking because he
even says like, hey, that

818
01:07:21.760 --> 01:07:25.239
window they can see you're junk,
And I was like, no, they

819
01:07:25.360 --> 01:07:29.320
can't. Yeah, they can't,
like maybe because I was like thinking,

820
01:07:29.320 --> 01:07:31.960
it's like, oh, he's probably
just because he's all probably it's not that

821
01:07:32.440 --> 01:07:38.440
high. But since it's a they
didn't want to they didn't want to destroy

822
01:07:38.559 --> 01:07:43.480
into the concrete, like, so
they made a subfloor, like they raised

823
01:07:43.519 --> 01:07:47.440
it up a little bit so where
the the windows at a decent height.

824
01:07:48.119 --> 01:07:54.239
But since they raised up the floor
to put this bathroom in, yeah,

825
01:07:54.360 --> 01:07:59.920
it's literally he put a fucking bag
in front of the window. Yeah.

826
01:08:00.000 --> 01:08:01.199
Because I was sitting there, I'm
like, dude, yeah, this is

827
01:08:02.280 --> 01:08:06.760
like literally like the height of where
your wiener is. Okay, I got

828
01:08:06.840 --> 01:08:14.280
it. Yeah, this house was
built before indoor plumbing and they had to

829
01:08:14.360 --> 01:08:18.239
raise the floor to install a toilet. Yeah. Yeah, so now the

830
01:08:18.319 --> 01:08:23.880
wouse, Yeah, the outhouse I
converted the outhouse to a chicken coop.

831
01:08:24.840 --> 01:08:28.159
That's why I sent you guys that
message. Yeah, a poop coop if

832
01:08:28.199 --> 01:08:31.119
you will, a poop coop.
Yes, it's beautiful. I'm happy to

833
01:08:31.199 --> 01:08:35.119
report the chickens are loving it.
They are. They're very, very into

834
01:08:35.199 --> 01:08:40.520
their their poop coop. Nice.
Yeah, it was filled in. I

835
01:08:40.640 --> 01:08:44.039
checked. Yeah that you got like
those are tall, so you've got plenty

836
01:08:44.079 --> 01:08:46.399
of room for roosts. Yeah.
Yeah, there was like, uh,

837
01:08:47.079 --> 01:08:48.920
me and my daughter went back there
and we're like, why if we could

838
01:08:48.920 --> 01:08:51.680
just make this a chicken coop And
I'm like, well, we don't want

839
01:08:51.720 --> 01:08:57.000
to jumping down into the toilet,
but I was like, well should we

840
01:08:57.079 --> 01:09:00.279
look? And we didn't know it
was filled then yet, So there's always

841
01:09:00.319 --> 01:09:05.479
this uh what do you call it? Like, I don't know the right

842
01:09:05.520 --> 01:09:10.359
word, but you're like the feeling
of dread. Yeah, you're like,

843
01:09:11.079 --> 01:09:14.600
grab the lid, you gotta open
it. You're like you're worried you're gonna

844
01:09:14.600 --> 01:09:21.760
get a krypturd. Yeah, a
cryptord, a fossilized turtise. And it

845
01:09:21.880 --> 01:09:25.800
was filled all the way up with
soil. So we're like, what do

846
01:09:25.840 --> 01:09:30.279
they call that? Copyright? Yeah, coop right, yeah, yeah,

847
01:09:30.800 --> 01:09:32.199
yeah, or copyright. I don't
know, I forget what it's called,

848
01:09:32.239 --> 01:09:38.319
but yeah, something like that.
But that's the fossilized turds, like petrified,

849
01:09:38.960 --> 01:09:42.640
yeah yeah, like fossilized petrified.
What do you want to call it?

850
01:09:42.720 --> 01:09:45.680
Yeah, there's a word. Do
you think the first guy that discovered

851
01:09:45.720 --> 01:09:47.479
one was like, do you think
the other scientists like made fun of him?

852
01:09:49.640 --> 01:09:53.079
You know what I mean? Like
I found a fossilized turd and they

853
01:09:53.119 --> 01:09:59.479
were like such and poop, right, it's all over your head, duy.

854
01:10:00.039 --> 01:10:04.359
These guys are all like digging up
like masted on teeth and and bracyosaur

855
01:10:04.439 --> 01:10:09.560
his leg bones. And he's like, I got a turd. I got

856
01:10:09.760 --> 01:10:15.680
I got a turds ah, I
get it, I got it. I

857
01:10:15.720 --> 01:10:17.159
want to try to I want to
try to talk him into getting on the

858
01:10:17.199 --> 01:10:25.720
show with us. Uh. He
actually goes in finds this stuff like mast

859
01:10:25.800 --> 01:10:29.119
it on teeth. Oh okay.
I was like, maybe a pratrified turd.

860
01:10:29.159 --> 01:10:31.159
I don't know, a turd.
The other day, dude, I

861
01:10:31.239 --> 01:10:34.000
ran into him and he goes,
oh Dan check us out, flips up

862
01:10:34.039 --> 01:10:39.359
a Civil War button. Nice.
He's like, yeah, I found that.

863
01:10:39.600 --> 01:10:41.960
He won't stay worry he finds the
stuff. But dude, he's been

864
01:10:42.000 --> 01:10:45.199
doing it for years. You should
metal detect her place. Dude, I

865
01:10:45.279 --> 01:10:50.560
got one somewhere. You should totally
do that. Well that's a good idea,

866
01:10:50.920 --> 01:10:55.159
Yeah, always a good idea,
especially like you know, run your

867
01:10:55.239 --> 01:11:00.279
driveways and things like that. Yeah, where the loot has dropped. Mm

868
01:11:00.319 --> 01:11:05.239
hmm. Yeah, never know.
I could find buried treasure, you might.

869
01:11:05.720 --> 01:11:10.119
Yeah, it'd be cool. Or
a fossilized turd, A fossilized turd,

870
01:11:10.279 --> 01:11:12.760
it's mine. M h. If
I find it, it's mine.

871
01:11:13.479 --> 01:11:15.359
Make a nice little shelf for it. Oh god, I would you know?

872
01:11:15.479 --> 01:11:24.239
I would like they have like a
like a model boat. Have you

873
01:11:24.359 --> 01:11:29.359
seen that little led lights? Like
I'm shining up. I'm actually referencing something

874
01:11:29.399 --> 01:11:34.680
that's real and it's It was a
fossilized Viking turd that was found and it's

875
01:11:34.720 --> 01:11:42.640
absolutely enormous. Really, yes,
okay, I have to find it now.

876
01:11:43.439 --> 01:11:45.960
You know that there's no way a
turd would make it all this time

877
01:11:46.039 --> 01:11:49.600
if somebody back then didn't go Dude, that is massive. We can't just

878
01:11:49.640 --> 01:11:54.720
get rid of that, like,
we have to hold onto this thing.

879
01:11:55.039 --> 01:12:02.159
This is a record. Are you
find the third I am, I am,

880
01:12:02.239 --> 01:12:05.560
I have actually already found it.
Oh my god, let's see here

881
01:12:05.640 --> 01:12:18.119
if I can find a way two. All right, I'm going to present

882
01:12:18.199 --> 01:12:30.680
it to you. Why. It's
everything you hoped it'd be and more.

883
01:12:32.479 --> 01:12:39.000
Jesus, it's enormous. The size
of that bastard. It is enormous.

884
01:12:42.159 --> 01:12:45.439
No wonder it survived. Dude,
you couldn't. You wouldn't flush that.

885
01:12:45.960 --> 01:12:53.479
No, No, it's it's quite
quite large as far as asked, right,

886
01:12:55.600 --> 01:13:00.720
Jesus, Yeah, it's h quite
enormous. I thought you if the

887
01:13:00.800 --> 01:13:11.119
guy survived, right, like,
if he made it out like and they're

888
01:13:11.199 --> 01:13:16.920
like, what what's the matter with
gay? You know, and from that

889
01:13:17.079 --> 01:13:25.920
day forward he was then as Stairgate
long poops. Yeah, well, I

890
01:13:26.000 --> 01:13:28.159
think on that note, guys,
what do you think? Man? That's

891
01:13:29.680 --> 01:13:31.000
I think that's a good way to
end it. It's like a good way

892
01:13:31.039 --> 01:13:38.119
to end it. I'll probably,
uh yeah, I think, what do

893
01:13:38.199 --> 01:13:42.600
you think? But yeah, I
feel pretty good. Yeah, fossilized,

894
01:13:42.800 --> 01:13:49.640
fossilized. I just want to make
sure that we let everybody know that we're

895
01:13:49.720 --> 01:13:55.079
going to get back to all of
our regular stuff, spooky stuff, random

896
01:13:55.239 --> 01:13:59.720
topics, but still we're we're just
trying to get back in and the straight

897
01:13:59.840 --> 01:14:03.399
thing. Yeah yeah, so uh
just bear with us. Yeah, you

898
01:14:03.439 --> 01:14:06.920
know, uh, they're probably not
gonna used to having two episodes each week,

899
01:14:08.039 --> 01:14:11.439
but I don't know if I'll be
able to keep up with that yet,

900
01:14:12.640 --> 01:14:15.319
So I might just package this one
up and just send it out for

901
01:14:15.560 --> 01:14:17.760
for the week and then we'll see
you all the next one, you know

902
01:14:17.800 --> 01:14:21.000
what I mean. But uh,
get back to it eventually. Here.

903
01:14:21.239 --> 01:14:25.439
Just life is changing and I have
to change with it, you know what

904
01:14:25.439 --> 01:14:35.880
I mean? Yeah, yeah,
but yeah, I guess uh we're back,

905
01:14:35.960 --> 01:14:40.239
the boys are back, and uh, you all take care of each

906
01:14:40.239 --> 01:14:44.840
other. We'll see you on the
next one. Mm hmm, see you

907
01:14:44.920 --> 01:15:01.359
guys. Yeah. Is that is
that an rp G? I think that

908
01:15:01.560 --> 01:15:06.479
was an rp G. I was, I was gonna let it run shoulder

909
01:15:06.920 --> 01:15:11.199
shoulder. Oh yeah, I was
gonna say you had a shoulder mounted turd

910
01:15:11.239 --> 01:15:18.840
launcher. Okay, okay, I'm
done, Like I don't I'm I'm LOSTO

911
01:15:18.840 --> 01:15:21.399
on that one? What is that
one? I was? I guess I

912
01:15:21.520 --> 01:15:28.920
was flying a plane. Okay,
there's a joystick, gotcha? Did we

913
01:15:29.000 --> 01:15:31.119
want to record the other thing real
quick? And uh yeah, I just

914
01:15:31.199 --> 01:15:57.279
sent you a picture of him and
I at the beach. Mhm h m

915
01:16:11.319 --> 01:17:19.800
love Yeah, I'm got to att