S357: Great balls of lightning!

0:00 You are listening to The Kentucky X Files Season three with your hosts Dennis Mays, Tyler Stewarts, and Josh Gibbs. Don't forget to subscribe to us on YouTube, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also visit us at www. Dots Ky x files dot com. And now I would not be even slightly surprised if a I didn't, you know, weasel its way into our news platform, because you know, you broadcast something to say in Cincinnati, a fake news story about say Alberker, and most people here would run with it. And no mean he's gonna I'm not going to Alburkerki or make it some calls to verify. It's like, yeah, that's even within our own countries borders, you know, Like say we got a news story in Cincinnati by something going on in Chili. It could obviously go over, you know, with no problem. I'm sure you'd have a few people here that have somebody in Chili they know, but for the most part, they could make the ship up and run with it. Yeah, speaking of Albuquerque, how many times do you think people in Albuquerque has have heard I don't want to make a wrong turn m h. I don't want to make a wrong turn while I'm in Albuquerque, because I guarantee you that there's a bar called wrong turn in Albuquerque. If not, I know our next investment.

1:37 I'm gonna look it up. Laundry, Matt, laundry, Matt lay here's your basic three two non human mummy from Peru. I showed you guys the size comparison of the hands. Well another little still here close up of it, and here's the X race. Oh well, I'll be damned. Yeah, so this is one of them deals like this. This where where they found this thing. They found a bunch of them, right, like, there's all kinds of them. It's strange. It's really really strange.

2:17 Skeletons, you know, almost almost suspiciously not humanish. Must be one of those odd non human gold miners that we hear often about. Yeah, I don't know. Once we get involved up here, it's it's just it's like we can't have that, we can't be having no aliens. Guys, you know this, this this ain't gonna work. That's not the news. And plus you guys out there listed, you're so damn desensitized now that none of this faces yet none of it. They disclose UFOs, they admit it to you. They get on and they they're trying to like subpoena these secret government sex or whatever to see if they can get more information about these UFOs.

3:16 And you still don't give a shit. Most people don't care if you if you go out there and you ask around, it's not the talk of the town, you know what I mean? Right, And we were talking about the talk of the town right before we started recording. We can't bring that up, right, we can't bring that shit up on here, because that's the important stuff, not existence in the universe and whether we're alone or not, and other beings that possibly could have answers to questions that we could use.

3:58 Nope, don't care. It's interesting, it's not it's not famous. We want Will Smith slapping the shit out of Chris Rock. We want we want ship like that. We want drama. I mean, yeah, that was pretty entertaining. If if the if the aliens in Peru landed grow straight to a government officials house and slept with his wife, it would be all over the fucking news, because that's exciting to us. That's what we want. We want, we want scandal. We want laptops and high up government officials, kids that are felling cocaine we want. We want the skinny man, we want the dats, we want that scoop. But important shit, Yeah, probably conspiracy, right, come on, man, If anything, this last ten ears should have taught us that, yes, not everything's a conspiracy. Some of it might be. I'll of it now. I was.

5:15 I was in a chat, a little chat group on Facebook the other day, bullshitting with some people, and the guy brought up talking about cryptids and he said, well, you know, the giant squid was considered a cryptid until just recently, and I was like, I said on that one. For a minute, I was like, I'm not going to comment. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna get in involved in this. So then I started typing out my response and I was like, yeah, but you know what the giant squid brought with it, photos, videos, DNA samples, bodies, substantial evidence. I was like, I'm sorry. I was like, but until somebody brings the thunder, a lot of cryptids are just cryptids, and actual cryptids nobody even gives a shit about anymore. Because the fantastic cryptids are the ones that are fun. They're they're they're fun, they're exciting.

6:15 It keeps the game going, and that that sucks, you know, it sucks because there's interesting shit going on, the synchronicities of different things that happened nobody, Nobody cares about that. It's super easy to to say that, well, this happened at this time, this happened at this time, but yeah, whatever, who cares? You know what I mean? The oscars are on. Yeah, I don't know, it's it's wild somebody. When we when me and Tyler went down to the Old Bigfoot convention, this lady was sitting there telling us. She asked us about Hellier. First, she's she asked if we were close to Hellier, which we were not, and then she asked us, you know, well no, actually, now that's not how the story came up. The story came up because she asked us what was the strangest story ever on this show? And I was like, Somerset. Yeah, Somerset, hands down, strangest story ever in my opinion, you know, yeah, I would agree with that. And we filled her in on Somerset, you know, and everything that was told to us in that and then she was like, well, you guys need to watch Hellier season two. I'm like, okay, Hellier season two, let's check it out. And as I was I started watching it, and as I got to it, and it got to a point in it where she

7:46 didn't give me these details. It just happened. As I was watching it, Somerset comes up and then a lady tells her story on the show. It is not the same as the one we heard, but enough, it's close enough to be in the same you know. Vein and uh I was sitting there like, holy shit. Man. For them, it started out as a story of investigating little green Man that attacked the cabin years ago, you know, and then it evolved into something that that was related to the moth Man, and they were looking into synchronicities between the two events and between all these different things, and it ended up on this almost like lay line of doom going straight across Kentucky. You know, you could draw a line from one event to another and that line passes right through Somerset. And they were like, and they admit in the show there you think they don't know the connection. They're trying to see if there is one you know, that's fun, that's exciting, but nobody gives a shit, it cares. It's not it's not what's in you know, it's not the it's not the current trends. Yeah, I don't know, man, I'm kind of I'm it's hard to find a reliable source with this stuff because the whole Internet is claiming

9:22 to be a reliable source, right, you know. So now I'm at a point where I'm like, Okay, if you want to show me something, I want to see where it originates from. I want to see when it originates, you know, I want to see the timeline. I want to see how the story was handled from then till now. And that's where the pattern I've been seeing is it starts off as something coming from a place and it wants it hits us here in America. Then it gets just changed and manipulated to be more exciting until it, you know, if it starts to not squeeze some more clicks. You know, out of there's there's there's teats. There's there's the Internet teats that are just we're just milking them for views. Once it getting new information, once it like starts to slow down, we're like oh, change the change the fucking name, change some details.

10:26 It's like, oh, these are about dry. Let's say that none of it was true. So then we do that, We're like, okay, none of it happened, and we put it back out there, and then we start fucking just milking them again. Yeah, I'm gonna fill up this bucket. And what happens is is anybody who was researching the topic was like, god, dude, I can't believe it. Fucking you know, seven foot aliens in Peru and we just had these like tall, weird alien things reported in Vegas, not even a couple of months ago. Dude, this is this is crazy. This is crazy. And then you get a title it comes across your screen that says, turns out it's illegal miners and you can't help but click it because you're like, no fucking way, that was miners, right, Yeah, fucking nuts man. Yeah, I don't know. Sorry for the rant, but sh it's it's it's it's frustrating to me. I get really frustrated with this. No, stop messing with my internet teeth, that's all I want. Leave them alone. That's a phrase I never thought my life I would hear by the time it gets around once that, once that phrase gets altered, it won't even be that phrase anymore.

11:56 No, you heard it here first, folks, not adulterated. I don't know, it's just it's frustrating. I love how that. One of the headlines I found too says Peru's seven foot tall alien attackers attackers are illegal gold miners. Some information missing here. Yeah, I'm really curious, Like I think I'm looking at the exact same thing you are, and I'm trying to think of the people of Peru. Yeah, and no, no offense of your Peruvian but I don't think many of them are over six foot tall, let alone seven. Yeah, well's I mean that it was plural too, So there's a there's a tribe of these guys abnormally tall gold miners, you know what I mean. Or it's a club that you have to be seven foot tall to get into. I've got to read this. This is an actual paragraph right from an article about this, where it's claiming that it's illegal gold mining gangs. They're using high tech equipment, state of the art

13:28 technologies such as thrusters that allow people to fly. Well, somebody's not being honest here. You know what I mean, somebody is not telling us to try somewhere. Yeah, here's a snapshot of the craft they saw. Looks aerially similar to the one from the video in Florida. That doesn't it. It looks very similar. Yeah. So what if what if the ship heads of the universe showed up? You know what if they showed up and they're like, hey, let's uh, let's go down here and you know, mess with some people. The locals call them the face peelers. You know, it's a pretty wicked name. Yeah, I'm just saying it's. I mean, but you know how gold miners are all about their like their their club names, you know what I mean, Like they have to be called something cool. Right, if you're a seven footer, you'd think that your club name would be something about that, like the Tall Goldies, you know, right, the Tall Goldies, tall boys, tall boys for miners.

14:58 Uh. I don't know that one. Probably probably not so much, but not so much. No, that's you don't encourage gender age drinking either. No, I think I just got us demonatized yet. I think he did. Oh here's the one. Uh, let me see if I can get this to come up. One second, Oh shit, I can't, but I can get it to chairs gray. Check this out. This little girl snapped a picture. If I can find it here, Yeah, here she is. Bam, look at that. I can't really zoom in. Maybe, well maybe I can't. Let me see if I can do one of these net work. Yeah cool, Okay, that's uh that's the people with the hydro jet packs. Yeah, is that what they're saying that they sold.

16:21 I just found this in a Google search. I don't know. Oh, like it doesn't have an article with it. But yeah, that's that's a hundred percent me. So okay, let's let's run with that. I've seen those guys the hydro jet packs. What if hydro jet pack enthusiast attacked Peru in the middle of the night. I mean, stranger things have happened. They were out there gathering gold, they got gold. Crazy. Well, all right, do you do you want to know what the average height of a Peruvian male is? What's that five feet four inches? That's not seven foot at all. That's over a foot shorter than me. Jesus, and those huge I know you're just making a joke, but those jaypacks you can only use in water. Well they probably they maybe they had like a water tank truck with them, because it kind of looked like there was water in the background. Well I meant like wherever the wherever the actual thing was like I know, we're we're grab like grabbing a strolls here, but uh yeah, they you have to have like because they have a hose that's supposed

17:52 to go in the in the ground or it's the actual military one, like have you ever seen those where they've had those. It's not a jet pack anymore. It's a they have these like stabilizers on their hands, and I think they it's more of like a turbine style like jet pack thing, and they have like they have controls on their hands too. Yeah yeah, yeah, but that's military technology right now, Like I don't even like there's no civilian use. Well not like that. I think of the cost, Like obviously on what one or two places you could purchase one, most of them are probably prototypes. You know, the purchasing of it would be on record.

18:37 So if somebody's buying the state of the art thrust or packs to fly around and torment the people of Peru for whatever fucking reason, and for some odd reason, they're landing and ripping people's faces off. I feel like we can narrow it down too. It's like this, okay, God damn it, we can narrow it down to like okay, like you said, the like people buying that, Okay, out of all these people that's bought this said equipment, which one's seven foot tall, because that's not an average height for anybody, right, I mean that's like ding ding all right, what seven foot tall Peruvian bought a jet pack? Like somebody that's selling these things, it's gonna be like I get that Jeff, Jeff's super fucking tall, always just ripping people's faces off. Though it's kind of disturbing, There's no way it's Jeff, you know what I mean, Like he was just quiet, he just flips the channel. It's like that. I can't be him, can't beat Jeff. Right, So okay, that immediately, like unless there's like black market jet packs sales going on, you know, specifically to gold mine gold mining gangs, my dad. You know, at what point

20:10 does the fucking cover up get more fucking ridiculous than just saying something fucking crazy happened these giant fucking green things on hover packs attacked our village. Just go with it, right once you start going, Dude, it was fucking seven foot tall. Hefa with his fucking jet pack that was powered by fucking water. He had a fucking water truck parked in the middle of town. Dude, he's flying around ripping people's fucking faces off. Dude, he's fucking hopped up because he's got all this gold. He's just buying cocaine and he's just a Space Aliens. Fuck it done, dude, Space Aliens seven footers.

20:59 Yeah, at this point, you know, Space Alien is more believable than seven foot tall Peruvian men that just so happened to also be illegal gold mining gang members purchasing jet packs on the black market. Yes, I mean, this is like my whole point. Yeah, I'm just saying, like if we actually, okay, I'm going to jump on the bandwagon, if anybody wants to donate to our cause, we are going to go and investigate this. And I would die if we laying on everything we said like it is a gang of gold miners. I just met Jeff. He's fucking tall.

21:45 At shit, that's the tallest dude I've ever seen. He's at least seven foot. It'd be a sweet fucking jet pack too. Man, it's badass. All that Goldie he found due he made so much money. He was like, I just wanted I always wanted to fucking jet pack. They don't know what it is. Yeah, I love Iron Man. Yeah, it's just take dude, this ship. This ship is because it's because swamp gas doesn't work anymore. Yeah, you know what I mean, swamp gass. We ran that one, ran its course, fan. You know, you can only do that one so much. Back in the fifties, they're like, dude, there's a strange craft hovering there. They're like a swamp gas.

22:30 Yeah, ball lightning, swamp gas, swamp gas. Ball lightning. That's one of my favorites. Yeah, ball lightning is just as big as a mystery as any of this other shit. Right. In fact, I would challenge you to go online and find me credible, verified video of ball lightning. You're gonna find a lot of CGI and video acts of it. Yeah, I mean, it's ball lightning. Might as well be a fucking cryptid exactly, you know. And what's terrible is I feel bad for saying this because my grandmother claim that she saw ball lightning once. I'm not saying it doesn't exist. I'm just saying that if it does happen, there is the potential. It's so goddamn rare that there's no way you're recording it.

23:30 You'd have to know what was happening. Like of the ball. Lightning a rare, unexplained phenomenon described as a luminescent spherical object that varied from peace size to several meters in diameter okay. Though usually associated with thunderstorms, the observed phenomenon is reported to last considerably longer than a split second flash of lightning bolt, and the phenomenon is also distin from sat almost fire. There is historical events. I have a video of it. Do you can you share it? I sure can. Is it going across some train tracks? Uh, it's very loud. Hold on, okay, yeah, I can hear it through your headphones. Yeah. Second, here we get it backed up.

24:22 Yeah. The channel thirteen Weather shared the video here. It was nice. So it's a shit I hit the wrong button. All right, all right, share screen here we go. All right, you guys ready for this. I'm excited to look. Has that looks like a laser pointer where my where's the ball lightning him? Is that it? Yeah? Yeah, the little dot because I see multiple of them and they look like Lance player.

25:11 Did you see him? Yeah? All right, they're moving in the same direction too, like they're kind of moving in the same pattern, but there's like split apart. All right, hold on a second, hair because I also saw there's that one that we saw that Yeah, that's the train track. Yeah. What's weird is if you look at this video, you could see it looks yeah, it looks better in the small video. That's the train track radio. What's that one that was like there you go. That looks like a pretty good one. Mm hmm. I'm already apprehensive just because the childle the show. You know, like if if you got fact in the name of your YouTube channel, I automatically assume you're full of shit.

26:03 Yeah, I'm so glad we didn't go with the Kentucky X facts. Yeah that's the famous one. Okay me the car fas Okay, so this guy here points out the little bitty one. Okay, oh okay, oh I say so this. Yeah. I thought he was about to say the water droplets on his fucking car. This this feels credible. Yeah, well, Uh, what I was trying to get at with this was I told you the story that I had. Oh, they like it was during uh it was during a thunderstorm, and I remember like it was like it was like at the height of a two story house. I saw black cloud was like like it was like purplish and there was lightning inside the cloud. But it was like a dark black cloud, but you could see inside of it almost and there was like lightning inside the cloud. And I want to say it had to be at least one hundred to two hundred feet away from the house, but it was like at a two story house level. Though. All

27:34 right, I remember you telling me about that. I remember that. I always was like, see, okay here, I kind of I know I'm being whatever, but I actually have kind of a point to make about this ball lightning thing. Okay. I've heard stories about ball lightning hit and power lines and rolling down the fucking lines. I've heard stories about ball lightning just literally traveling right through places and flying off. Listen to some of these historical accounts, right Here's one where a kite flying apparatus was being flown and the seventeen fifty three report recounts a lethal ball lightning. He the man George Rickman.

28:22 He was having a meeting of academics of sciences when he hurt thunder and ran home with his engraver to capture the event for posterity. While the experiment was underway, a ball lightning appeared, traveled down the string of his kite, struck him directly in the forehead and killed him right. The ball had left a red spot on his forehead. His shoes were blown open and his clothes were singed. His engraver was knocked unconscious. The door frame of the room was split and the door was horn from the hinges. Right. Here's another one bizarre. Nicholas, Emperor of Russia, witnessed what he called a fiery ball. Let's see here. During the service in the church, there was a powerful thunderstorm. Streaks of lightning flashed one after the other, appeals of thunder which shake the church to it. It seemed like it was going to shake it to its foundation. It became quite dark, and a blast of wind had opened from an open door, blew out the flames of the candles. There was a long clap of thunder. Suddenly, fiery ball flying from the window, flew straight towards the head of the Emperor. The ball whirled around the floor and then passed the chandelier and flew out through the door

29:53 into the park. And that's not the only one that recounts this. Here's another one here where this one happened in nineteen sixty nine, man seated in the front seat of a passenger cabin on an airliner Eastern Airlines Flight EA five three nine is the actual plane late night flight from New York to Washington. The aircraft encountered an electrical storm, during which it developed. Oh it was enveloped in a sudden, bright, and loud electrical discharge. Some seconds after this, glowing sphere a little more than eight inches in diameter emerged from the captain's cabin. It passed down the aisles of the aircraft, approximately twenty inches from passengers, maintaining the same height and course for the entire distance while it was while it could be observed, Wow, there's one one here? Where's it at? Here? One that just blows my mind? And basically the ball lightning came down and out of a fireplace. It came in from a fireplace, flew around the room, and then left the way it came.

31:15 So I don't know how ball lightning works, but it sure seems like it's on purpose, very very sentient. It's like, you know, a fucking flag gets in your house and can't remember how it got out. Yeah, how fun would that be? Like ball lightning comes in and it just keeps banging against the windows, like God, oh my guys, I gotta let this ball lightning out of my house. Man, Jesus, it's it's fucking wild, man, It's I don't know. I almost sit there and I think about this stuff, like, dude, what if they're what if they're all reporting UAPs? What if this whole what if like flying down here in a thunderstorm is the safest way to be hidden if you need to do some close you know, inspection, And yeah, the one guy died, but you gotta break some eggs if you're gonna make an omelet you know, and we all know how crazy there's seven foot tall gold miners can get that.

32:15 Or maybe that one account was actual ball lightning, Yeah, because you know, you think I would. I don't know the physics of ball lightning, but I would imagine if it's electric, it's going to function like electricity does, and it's going to be looking for ground. That's why, like the one coming down the chimney doesn't make any sense. Surely it was going to hit ground on the way in. The chimneys are usually setting an earth, they don't build them on the floor, you know. Yeah, it gets to be about the the engraver getting killed or not the engraver, but the what was his name Bachman, Yeah, Mickman or something? Is that The account is that it was just him and the engraver and the engraver was knocked unconscious. Who the fuck told the story? Who was there that saw it as ball lightning? Because you can't get that dude's testimony. He's dead, right, and the engraver was knocked out. So did it all happen right before he was knocked out and he woke up and remembered the whole thing?

33:16 Because that usually doesn't work that way either, right. I don't know, George Richmond, that's it. I don't know. It's weird, but I just feel like I feel like maybe maybe some of these reports we're seeing from like history, or maybe they're closer or related to what people are seeing now than we think you know. I mean, look at the thing the video you showed us at the beginning of the show. Well you know what I mean, dude, that would be easy to mistake for ball lightning, especially if you've never seen ball lightning, which I've never seen it in person, right, so I don't know. Yeah, I mean, if you don't know what something looks like and you've only heard descriptions of it, yeah, it's really easy to go, oh, well, maybe it's this that I've heard of. Yeah. Now I'm gonna be on the lookout for seven foot miners, gold miners everywhere. You never know. They could be out there hiding in the woods just waiting to take all your gold, your face possibly, or it could be civital aliens mining for gold. It is a good conductor. I could see why somebody would want it. Oh yeah, yes, is it is that considered a superconductor? I believe gold is. Yeah,

34:46 that's pretty cool. Yeah mhm, oh cool. Okay, so I guess gold has to be it has to be refined a certain way to become a super super conductor. But it is like like once it is, it's a really good one. That's pretty cool. Okay, Yeah, I know they still use it in like computers and electronics. Yeah, but man, who you know, you're bougie if you had that all in your house instead of copper. Right. Well, fellas, I know it's a little shy of what we usually do, but I got a lot to do today and I'm not I don't think I can do much more. Much more show.

35:44 I've got one more thing for us. What are you all? It's right, you had a surprise for the end of the show. I'm a surprised for the end of the show. Yeah, because we're children X surprise time. Uh. The James Webb telescope is at it again. Oh, oh, here we go. I'm going to show you your anus and four K. I love looking at my anus and four K. There you go, there's your anus and four k. Wow, look at that. Have you ever seen your anus in four k like that before? No? I mean, look at look how it's beautiful. It's just so inviting. The anus is very blue. I like the I love how shiny your anus is.

36:52 Right, the concentric rings around your anus, that's what does it for me. You're rainis looks like an eyebowl. I feel like uranus is looking at us. You know that's a good point, Tyler. I guess I kind of expected it to be brown, not blue. That is true. I don't know where your logic is on that, because like there's no basis around Urana is being brown. But I get you where you're coming from. Man, Yeah, well, you know what the first thing I think of when I look at Uranus is how clean it is. Like it's very clean planet, you know, yeah, very shiny, clean, looks like it's been bleached. Whoa, that's all I had, Fellas. I just knew that that was perfect for the end of the show. Awesome. Oh man, oh god, Well, I gotta be done, Fellas. Uh. I guess you guys out there keep your eyes on Uranus. You know, it's pretty awesome. James Webb is is shooting that telescope right at Juranus. So in four K, in four K, Ultra Hide Deaf. Stay tuned next week for when James Webb looks right into God's living room through his window.

38:20 You know, it's gonna be fantastic. We're gonna get to see what he's watching. You know, James Webb is gonna still God's cable. Yeah, I'm gonna read the subtitles on his favorite shows. Gonna be awesome. All Right, you guys out there, be safe. Take care of each other. H take care of Ranus because it's the only one we have. M see you guys. I think you guys were about to make a jokes like this, are you kissing Uranus? I was actually about to say, like, I love that he did that right after I said, you know, take care of Jurinus. And then you're clicking why we're we're children? Uh huh children. M