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You are listening to The Kentucky X
Files Season three with your hosts Dennis Mays,

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Tyler Stewarts, and Josh Gibbs.
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files dot com. And now I would

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not be even slightly surprised if a
I didn't, you know, weasel its

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way into our news platform, because
you know, you broadcast something to say

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in Cincinnati, a fake news story
about say Alberker, and most people here

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would run with it. And no
mean he's gonna I'm not going to Alburkerki

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or make it some calls to verify. It's like, yeah, that's even

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within our own countries borders, you
know, Like say we got a news

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story in Cincinnati by something going on
in Chili. It could obviously go over,

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you know, with no problem.
I'm sure you'd have a few people

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here that have somebody in Chili they
know, but for the most part,

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they could make the ship up and
run with it. Yeah, speaking of

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Albuquerque, how many times do you
think people in Albuquerque has have heard I

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don't want to make a wrong turn
m h. I don't want to make

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a wrong turn while I'm in Albuquerque, because I guarantee you that there's a

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bar called wrong turn in Albuquerque.
If not, I know our next investment.

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I'm gonna look it up. Laundry, Matt, laundry, Matt lay

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here's your basic three two non human
mummy from Peru. I showed you guys

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the size comparison of the hands.
Well another little still here close up of

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it, and here's the X race. Oh well, I'll be damned.

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Yeah, so this is one of
them deals like this. This where where

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they found this thing. They found
a bunch of them, right, like,

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there's all kinds of them. It's
strange. It's really really strange.

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Skeletons, you know, almost almost
suspiciously not humanish. Must be one of

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those odd non human gold miners that
we hear often about. Yeah, I

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don't know. Once we get involved
up here, it's it's just it's like

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we can't have that, we can't
be having no aliens. Guys, you

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know this, this this ain't gonna
work. That's not the news. And

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plus you guys out there listed,
you're so damn desensitized now that none of

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this faces yet none of it.
They disclose UFOs, they admit it to

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you. They get on and they
they're trying to like subpoena these secret government

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sex or whatever to see if they
can get more information about these UFOs.

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And you still don't give a shit. Most people don't care if you if

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you go out there and you ask
around, it's not the talk of the

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town, you know what I mean? Right, And we were talking about

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the talk of the town right before
we started recording. We can't bring that

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up, right, we can't bring
that shit up on here, because that's

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the important stuff, not existence in
the universe and whether we're alone or not,

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and other beings that possibly could have
answers to questions that we could use.

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Nope, don't care. It's interesting, it's not it's not famous.

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We want Will Smith slapping the shit
out of Chris Rock. We want we

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want ship like that. We want
drama. I mean, yeah, that

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was pretty entertaining. If if the
if the aliens in Peru landed grow straight

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to a government officials house and slept
with his wife, it would be all

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over the fucking news, because that's
exciting to us. That's what we want.

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We want, we want scandal.
We want laptops and high up government

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officials, kids that are felling cocaine
we want. We want the skinny man,

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we want the dats, we want
that scoop. But important shit,

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Yeah, probably conspiracy, right,
come on, man, If anything,

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this last ten ears should have taught
us that, yes, not everything's a

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conspiracy. Some of it might be. I'll of it now. I was.

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I was in a chat, a
little chat group on Facebook the other

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day, bullshitting with some people,
and the guy brought up talking about cryptids

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and he said, well, you
know, the giant squid was considered a

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cryptid until just recently, and I
was like, I said on that one.

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For a minute, I was like, I'm not going to comment.

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I'm not gonna I'm not gonna get
in involved in this. So then I

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started typing out my response and I
was like, yeah, but you know

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what the giant squid brought with it, photos, videos, DNA samples,

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bodies, substantial evidence. I was
like, I'm sorry. I was like,

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but until somebody brings the thunder,
a lot of cryptids are just cryptids,

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and actual cryptids nobody even gives a
shit about anymore. Because the fantastic

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cryptids are the ones that are fun. They're they're they're fun, they're exciting.

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It keeps the game going, and
that that sucks, you know,

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it sucks because there's interesting shit going
on, the synchronicities of different things that

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happened nobody, Nobody cares about that. It's super easy to to say that,

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well, this happened at this time, this happened at this time,

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but yeah, whatever, who cares? You know what I mean? The

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oscars are on. Yeah, I
don't know, it's it's wild somebody.

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When we when me and Tyler went
down to the Old Bigfoot convention, this

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lady was sitting there telling us.
She asked us about Hellier. First,

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she's she asked if we were close
to Hellier, which we were not,

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and then she asked us, you
know, well no, actually, now

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that's not how the story came up. The story came up because she asked

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us what was the strangest story ever
on this show? And I was like,

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Somerset. Yeah, Somerset, hands
down, strangest story ever in my

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opinion, you know, yeah,
I would agree with that. And we

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filled her in on Somerset, you
know, and everything that was told to

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us in that and then she was
like, well, you guys need to

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watch Hellier season two. I'm like, okay, Hellier season two, let's

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check it out. And as I
was I started watching it, and as

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I got to it, and it
got to a point in it where she

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didn't give me these details. It
just happened. As I was watching it,

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Somerset comes up and then a lady
tells her story on the show.

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It is not the same as the
one we heard, but enough, it's

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close enough to be in the same
you know. Vein and uh I was

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sitting there like, holy shit.
Man. For them, it started out

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as a story of investigating little green
Man that attacked the cabin years ago,

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you know, and then it evolved
into something that that was related to the

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moth Man, and they were looking
into synchronicities between the two events and between

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all these different things, and it
ended up on this almost like lay line

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of doom going straight across Kentucky.
You know, you could draw a line

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from one event to another and that
line passes right through Somerset. And they

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were like, and they admit in
the show there you think they don't know

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the connection. They're trying to see
if there is one you know, that's

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fun, that's exciting, but nobody
gives a shit, it cares. It's

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not it's not what's in you know, it's not the it's not the current

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trends. Yeah, I don't know, man, I'm kind of I'm it's

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hard to find a reliable source with
this stuff because the whole Internet is claiming

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to be a reliable source, right, you know. So now I'm at

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a point where I'm like, Okay, if you want to show me something,

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I want to see where it originates
from. I want to see when

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it originates, you know, I
want to see the timeline. I want

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to see how the story was handled
from then till now. And that's where

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the pattern I've been seeing is it
starts off as something coming from a place

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and it wants it hits us here
in America. Then it gets just changed

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and manipulated to be more exciting until
it, you know, if it starts

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to not squeeze some more clicks.
You know, out of there's there's there's

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teats. There's there's the Internet teats
that are just we're just milking them for

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views. Once it getting new information, once it like starts to slow down,

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we're like oh, change the change
the fucking name, change some details.

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It's like, oh, these are
about dry. Let's say that none

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of it was true. So then
we do that, We're like, okay,

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none of it happened, and we
put it back out there, and

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then we start fucking just milking them
again. Yeah, I'm gonna fill up

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this bucket. And what happens is
is anybody who was researching the topic was

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like, god, dude, I
can't believe it. Fucking you know,

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seven foot aliens in Peru and we
just had these like tall, weird alien

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things reported in Vegas, not even
a couple of months ago. Dude,

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this is this is crazy. This
is crazy. And then you get a

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title it comes across your screen that
says, turns out it's illegal miners and

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you can't help but click it because
you're like, no fucking way, that

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was miners, right, Yeah,
fucking nuts man. Yeah, I don't

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know. Sorry for the rant,
but sh it's it's it's it's frustrating to

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me. I get really frustrated with
this. No, stop messing with my

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internet teeth, that's all I want. Leave them alone. That's a phrase

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I never thought my life I would
hear by the time it gets around once

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that, once that phrase gets altered, it won't even be that phrase anymore.

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No, you heard it here first, folks, not adulterated. I

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don't know, it's just it's frustrating. I love how that. One of

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the headlines I found too says Peru's
seven foot tall alien attackers attackers are illegal

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gold miners. Some information missing here. Yeah, I'm really curious, Like

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I think I'm looking at the exact
same thing you are, and I'm trying

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to think of the people of Peru. Yeah, and no, no offense

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of your Peruvian but I don't think
many of them are over six foot tall,

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let alone seven. Yeah, well's
I mean that it was plural too,

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So there's a there's a tribe of
these guys abnormally tall gold miners,

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you know what I mean. Or
it's a club that you have to be

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seven foot tall to get into.
I've got to read this. This is

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an actual paragraph right from an article
about this, where it's claiming that it's

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illegal gold mining gangs. They're using
high tech equipment, state of the art

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technologies such as thrusters that allow people
to fly. Well, somebody's not being

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honest here. You know what I
mean, somebody is not telling us to

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try somewhere. Yeah, here's a
snapshot of the craft they saw. Looks

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aerially similar to the one from the
video in Florida. That doesn't it.

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It looks very similar. Yeah.
So what if what if the ship heads

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of the universe showed up? You
know what if they showed up and they're

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like, hey, let's uh,
let's go down here and you know,

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mess with some people. The locals
call them the face peelers. You know,

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it's a pretty wicked name. Yeah, I'm just saying it's. I

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mean, but you know how gold
miners are all about their like their their

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club names, you know what I
mean, Like they have to be called

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something cool. Right, if you're
a seven footer, you'd think that your

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club name would be something about that, like the Tall Goldies, you know,

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right, the Tall Goldies, tall
boys, tall boys for miners.

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Uh. I don't know that one. Probably probably not so much, but

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not so much. No, that's
you don't encourage gender age drinking either.

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No, I think I just got
us demonatized yet. I think he did.

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Oh here's the one. Uh,
let me see if I can get

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this to come up. One second, Oh shit, I can't, but

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I can get it to chairs gray. Check this out. This little girl

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snapped a picture. If I can
find it here, Yeah, here she

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is. Bam, look at that. I can't really zoom in. Maybe,

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well maybe I can't. Let me
see if I can do one of

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these net work. Yeah cool,
Okay, that's uh that's the people with

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the hydro jet packs. Yeah,
is that what they're saying that they sold.

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I just found this in a Google
search. I don't know. Oh,

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like it doesn't have an article with
it. But yeah, that's that's

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a hundred percent me. So okay, let's let's run with that. I've

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seen those guys the hydro jet packs. What if hydro jet pack enthusiast attacked

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Peru in the middle of the night. I mean, stranger things have happened.

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They were out there gathering gold,
they got gold. Crazy. Well,

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all right, do you do you
want to know what the average height

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of a Peruvian male is? What's
that five feet four inches? That's not

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seven foot at all. That's over
a foot shorter than me. Jesus,

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and those huge I know you're just
making a joke, but those jaypacks you

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can only use in water. Well
they probably they maybe they had like a

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water tank truck with them, because
it kind of looked like there was water

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in the background. Well I meant
like wherever the wherever the actual thing was

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like I know, we're we're grab
like grabbing a strolls here, but uh

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yeah, they you have to have
like because they have a hose that's supposed

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to go in the in the ground
or it's the actual military one, like

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have you ever seen those where they've
had those. It's not a jet pack

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anymore. It's a they have these
like stabilizers on their hands, and I

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think they it's more of like a
turbine style like jet pack thing, and

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they have like they have controls on
their hands too. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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but that's military technology right now,
Like I don't even like there's no

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civilian use. Well not like that. I think of the cost, Like

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obviously on what one or two places
you could purchase one, most of them

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are probably prototypes. You know,
the purchasing of it would be on record.

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So if somebody's buying the state of
the art thrust or packs to fly

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around and torment the people of Peru
for whatever fucking reason, and for some

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odd reason, they're landing and ripping
people's faces off. I feel like we

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can narrow it down too. It's
like this, okay, God damn it,

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we can narrow it down to like
okay, like you said, the

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like people buying that, Okay,
out of all these people that's bought this

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said equipment, which one's seven foot
tall, because that's not an average height

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for anybody, right, I mean
that's like ding ding all right, what

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seven foot tall Peruvian bought a jet
pack? Like somebody that's selling these things,

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it's gonna be like I get that
Jeff, Jeff's super fucking tall,

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always just ripping people's faces off.
Though it's kind of disturbing, There's no

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way it's Jeff, you know what
I mean, Like he was just quiet,

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he just flips the channel. It's
like that. I can't be him,

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can't beat Jeff. Right, So
okay, that immediately, like unless

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there's like black market jet packs sales
going on, you know, specifically to

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gold mine gold mining gangs, my
dad. You know, at what point

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does the fucking cover up get more
fucking ridiculous than just saying something fucking crazy

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happened these giant fucking green things on
hover packs attacked our village. Just go

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with it, right once you start
going, Dude, it was fucking seven

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foot tall. Hefa with his fucking
jet pack that was powered by fucking water.

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He had a fucking water truck parked
in the middle of town. Dude,

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he's flying around ripping people's fucking faces
off. Dude, he's fucking hopped

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up because he's got all this gold. He's just buying cocaine and he's just

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a Space Aliens. Fuck it done, dude, Space Aliens seven footers.

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Yeah, at this point, you
know, Space Alien is more believable than

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seven foot tall Peruvian men that just
so happened to also be illegal gold mining

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gang members purchasing jet packs on the
black market. Yes, I mean,

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this is like my whole point.
Yeah, I'm just saying, like if

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we actually, okay, I'm going
to jump on the bandwagon, if anybody

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wants to donate to our cause,
we are going to go and investigate this.

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And I would die if we laying
on everything we said like it is

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a gang of gold miners. I
just met Jeff. He's fucking tall.

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At shit, that's the tallest dude
I've ever seen. He's at least seven

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foot. It'd be a sweet fucking
jet pack too. Man, it's badass.

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All that Goldie he found due he
made so much money. He was

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like, I just wanted I always
wanted to fucking jet pack. They don't

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know what it is. Yeah,
I love Iron Man. Yeah, it's

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just take dude, this ship.
This ship is because it's because swamp gas

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doesn't work anymore. Yeah, you
know what I mean, swamp gass.

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We ran that one, ran its
course, fan. You know, you

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can only do that one so much. Back in the fifties, they're like,

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dude, there's a strange craft hovering
there. They're like a swamp gas.

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Yeah, ball lightning, swamp gas, swamp gas. Ball lightning.

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That's one of my favorites. Yeah, ball lightning is just as big as

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a mystery as any of this other
shit. Right. In fact, I

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would challenge you to go online and
find me credible, verified video of ball

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lightning. You're gonna find a lot
of CGI and video acts of it.

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Yeah, I mean, it's ball
lightning. Might as well be a fucking

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cryptid exactly, you know. And
what's terrible is I feel bad for saying

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this because my grandmother claim that she
saw ball lightning once. I'm not saying

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it doesn't exist. I'm just saying
that if it does happen, there is

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the potential. It's so goddamn rare
that there's no way you're recording it.

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You'd have to know what was happening. Like of the ball. Lightning a

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rare, unexplained phenomenon described as a
luminescent spherical object that varied from peace size

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to several meters in diameter okay.
Though usually associated with thunderstorms, the observed

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phenomenon is reported to last considerably longer
than a split second flash of lightning bolt,

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and the phenomenon is also distin from
sat almost fire. There is historical

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events. I have a video of
it. Do you can you share it?

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I sure can. Is it going
across some train tracks? Uh,

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it's very loud. Hold on,
okay, yeah, I can hear it

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through your headphones. Yeah. Second, here we get it backed up.

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Yeah. The channel thirteen Weather shared
the video here. It was nice.

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So it's a shit I hit the
wrong button. All right, all right,

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share screen here we go. All
right, you guys ready for this.

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I'm excited to look. Has that
looks like a laser pointer where my

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where's the ball lightning him? Is
that it? Yeah? Yeah, the

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little dot because I see multiple of
them and they look like Lance player.

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Did you see him? Yeah?
All right, they're moving in the same

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direction too, like they're kind of
moving in the same pattern, but there's

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like split apart. All right,
hold on a second, hair because I

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also saw there's that one that we
saw that Yeah, that's the train track.

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Yeah. What's weird is if you
look at this video, you could

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see it looks yeah, it looks
better in the small video. That's the

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train track radio. What's that one
that was like there you go. That

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looks like a pretty good one.
Mm hmm. I'm already apprehensive just because

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the childle the show. You know, like if if you got fact in

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the name of your YouTube channel,
I automatically assume you're full of shit.

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Yeah, I'm so glad we didn't
go with the Kentucky X facts. Yeah

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that's the famous one. Okay me
the car fas Okay, so this guy

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here points out the little bitty one. Okay, oh okay, oh I

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say so this. Yeah. I
thought he was about to say the water

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droplets on his fucking car. This
this feels credible. Yeah, well,

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Uh, what I was trying to
get at with this was I told you

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the story that I had. Oh, they like it was during uh it

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was during a thunderstorm, and I
remember like it was like it was like

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at the height of a two story
house. I saw black cloud was like

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like it was like purplish and there
was lightning inside the cloud. But it

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was like a dark black cloud,
but you could see inside of it almost

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and there was like lightning inside the
cloud. And I want to say it

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had to be at least one hundred
to two hundred feet away from the house,

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but it was like at a two
story house level. Though. All

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right, I remember you telling me
about that. I remember that. I

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always was like, see, okay
here, I kind of I know I'm

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being whatever, but I actually have
kind of a point to make about this

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ball lightning thing. Okay. I've
heard stories about ball lightning hit and power

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lines and rolling down the fucking lines. I've heard stories about ball lightning just

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literally traveling right through places and flying
off. Listen to some of these historical

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accounts, right Here's one where a
kite flying apparatus was being flown and the

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seventeen fifty three report recounts a lethal
ball lightning. He the man George Rickman.

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He was having a meeting of academics
of sciences when he hurt thunder and

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ran home with his engraver to capture
the event for posterity. While the experiment

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was underway, a ball lightning appeared, traveled down the string of his kite,

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struck him directly in the forehead and
killed him right. The ball had

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left a red spot on his forehead. His shoes were blown open and his

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clothes were singed. His engraver was
knocked unconscious. The door frame of the

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room was split and the door was
horn from the hinges. Right. Here's

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another one bizarre. Nicholas, Emperor
of Russia, witnessed what he called a

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fiery ball. Let's see here.
During the service in the church, there

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was a powerful thunderstorm. Streaks of
lightning flashed one after the other, appeals

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of thunder which shake the church to
it. It seemed like it was going

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to shake it to its foundation.
It became quite dark, and a blast

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of wind had opened from an open
door, blew out the flames of the

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candles. There was a long clap
of thunder. Suddenly, fiery ball flying

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from the window, flew straight towards
the head of the Emperor. The ball

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whirled around the floor and then passed
the chandelier and flew out through the door

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into the park. And that's not
the only one that recounts this. Here's

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another one here where this one happened
in nineteen sixty nine, man seated in

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the front seat of a passenger cabin
on an airliner Eastern Airlines Flight EA five

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three nine is the actual plane late
night flight from New York to Washington.

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The aircraft encountered an electrical storm,
during which it developed. Oh it was

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enveloped in a sudden, bright,
and loud electrical discharge. Some seconds after

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this, glowing sphere a little more
than eight inches in diameter emerged from the

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captain's cabin. It passed down the
aisles of the aircraft, approximately twenty inches

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from passengers, maintaining the same height
and course for the entire distance while it

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was while it could be observed,
Wow, there's one one here? Where's

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it at? Here? One that
just blows my mind? And basically the

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ball lightning came down and out of
a fireplace. It came in from a

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fireplace, flew around the room,
and then left the way it came.

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So I don't know how ball lightning
works, but it sure seems like it's

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on purpose, very very sentient.
It's like, you know, a fucking

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flag gets in your house and can't
remember how it got out. Yeah,

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how fun would that be? Like
ball lightning comes in and it just keeps

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banging against the windows, like God, oh my guys, I gotta let

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this ball lightning out of my house. Man, Jesus, it's it's fucking

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wild, man, It's I don't
know. I almost sit there and I

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think about this stuff, like,
dude, what if they're what if they're

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all reporting UAPs? What if this
whole what if like flying down here in

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a thunderstorm is the safest way to
be hidden if you need to do some

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close you know, inspection, And
yeah, the one guy died, but

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you gotta break some eggs if you're
gonna make an omelet you know, and

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we all know how crazy there's seven
foot tall gold miners can get that.

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Or maybe that one account was actual
ball lightning, Yeah, because you know,

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you think I would. I don't
know the physics of ball lightning,

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but I would imagine if it's electric, it's going to function like electricity does,

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and it's going to be looking for
ground. That's why, like the

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one coming down the chimney doesn't make
any sense. Surely it was going to

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hit ground on the way in.
The chimneys are usually setting an earth,

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they don't build them on the floor, you know. Yeah, it gets

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to be about the the engraver getting
killed or not the engraver, but the

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what was his name Bachman, Yeah, Mickman or something? Is that The

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account is that it was just him
and the engraver and the engraver was knocked

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unconscious. Who the fuck told the
story? Who was there that saw it

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as ball lightning? Because you can't
get that dude's testimony. He's dead,

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right, and the engraver was knocked
out. So did it all happen right

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before he was knocked out and he
woke up and remembered the whole thing?

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Because that usually doesn't work that way
either, right. I don't know,

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George Richmond, that's it. I
don't know. It's weird, but I

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just feel like I feel like maybe
maybe some of these reports we're seeing from

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like history, or maybe they're closer
or related to what people are seeing now

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than we think you know. I
mean, look at the thing the video

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you showed us at the beginning of
the show. Well you know what I

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mean, dude, that would be
easy to mistake for ball lightning, especially

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if you've never seen ball lightning,
which I've never seen it in person,

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right, so I don't know.
Yeah, I mean, if you don't

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know what something looks like and you've
only heard descriptions of it, yeah,

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it's really easy to go, oh, well, maybe it's this that I've

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heard of. Yeah. Now I'm
gonna be on the lookout for seven foot

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miners, gold miners everywhere. You
never know. They could be out there

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hiding in the woods just waiting to
take all your gold, your face possibly,

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or it could be civital aliens mining
for gold. It is a good

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conductor. I could see why somebody
would want it. Oh yeah, yes,

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is it is that considered a superconductor? I believe gold is. Yeah,

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that's pretty cool. Yeah mhm,
oh cool. Okay, so I

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guess gold has to be it has
to be refined a certain way to become

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a super super conductor. But it
is like like once it is, it's

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a really good one. That's pretty
cool. Okay, Yeah, I know

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they still use it in like computers
and electronics. Yeah, but man,

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who you know, you're bougie if
you had that all in your house instead

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of copper. Right. Well,
fellas, I know it's a little shy

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of what we usually do, but
I got a lot to do today and

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I'm not I don't think I can
do much more. Much more show.

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I've got one more thing for us. What are you all? It's right,

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you had a surprise for the end
of the show. I'm a surprised

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for the end of the show.
Yeah, because we're children X surprise time.

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Uh. The James Webb telescope is
at it again. Oh, oh,

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here we go. I'm going to
show you your anus and four K.

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I love looking at my anus and
four K. There you go,

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there's your anus and four k.
Wow, look at that. Have you

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ever seen your anus in four k
like that before? No? I mean,

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look at look how it's beautiful.
It's just so inviting. The anus

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is very blue. I like the
I love how shiny your anus is.

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Right, the concentric rings around your
anus, that's what does it for me.

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You're rainis looks like an eyebowl.
I feel like uranus is looking at

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us. You know that's a good
point, Tyler. I guess I kind

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of expected it to be brown,
not blue. That is true. I

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don't know where your logic is on
that, because like there's no basis around

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Urana is being brown. But I
get you where you're coming from. Man,

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Yeah, well, you know what
the first thing I think of when

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I look at Uranus is how clean
it is. Like it's very clean planet,

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you know, yeah, very shiny, clean, looks like it's been

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bleached. Whoa, that's all I
had, Fellas. I just knew that

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that was perfect for the end of
the show. Awesome. Oh man,

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oh god, Well, I gotta
be done, Fellas. Uh. I

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guess you guys out there keep your
eyes on Uranus. You know, it's

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pretty awesome. James Webb is is
shooting that telescope right at Juranus. So

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in four K, in four K, Ultra Hide Deaf. Stay tuned next

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week for when James Webb looks right
into God's living room through his window.

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You know, it's gonna be fantastic. We're gonna get to see what he's

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watching. You know, James Webb
is gonna still God's cable. Yeah,

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I'm gonna read the subtitles on his
favorite shows. Gonna be awesome. All

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Right, you guys out there,
be safe. Take care of each other.

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H take care of Ranus because it's
the only one we have. M

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see you guys. I think you
guys were about to make a jokes like

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this, are you kissing Uranus?
I was actually about to say, like,

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I love that he did that right
after I said, you know,

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take care of Jurinus. And then
you're clicking why we're we're children? Uh

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huh children. M