S413 - Are we half alien?

0:00 All right, hey everybody, Uh, check out the dread Excidabus, the new podcast we got going on. It's scripted fiction. It's really fun. I've been working hard on that one too, And we will see you soon on the next episode of the Kentucky X Files. So take care of each other and we'll see you. Shuta fall this way back on our planet, we ran out of nitrogen. Do you guys mind if we take some, you know, like we would just give them tired discounters at that point.

0:59 Yeah, if they try to sell us this stupid nitrogen and play the tire with the green valve cap, that did nothing snake oil, So just take all of tire discounters, you know. Yeah. I'm just saying, like, people don't ever entertain the idea that the alien invasion might be a friendly thing. It might be a friendly neighborhood. Stop in, like, hey, can we get can we get like a cup of sugar? Yeah, come on in. Yeah, I'll put some burgers on. We'll just putting that much Christmas tree. Yeah, come on in, dude, why it's this earthly naked? Holy shit, I am naked, Come on it.

1:45 I'm just saying, like we do we definitely always assume that they're coming in uh in force, and for for you know, ill reason, right, and I think that there's we got to entertain the possibility it motherfuckers could just have a flat. I mean, you could just need to use the phone. Makes sense. You know, what if that was it? What if they showed up like, hey, look our ship's busted up, man, can we like make a call to get a pick up. That's we didn't even mean the land here, but you guys were the closest one you had decent air. We heard the tacos might be okay, you know, we wanted to catch a wrestling event and then you know, maybe maybe just head out. You know, we're you know, we're we're cool, like we're not you know. In that case, I feel like we should be like, you know what, bro, come on in, man, We'll get pay per view and I'll order you some fucking tacos. No. I mean they're like little I guess you know, so they're like yeah, and then he continued, then he tries to like touch your face because you're you're human and you're weird, and you're like okay, okay. Boundaries, Yeah, we do not know boundaries on our planet starts picking your nose, you sneeze, and your germs get into him. He dies because his immune system is

3:15 like not ready for that starts an interstellar war. Oh now, like, did I just kill the first Extraterrestriel? Yeah, like the other ones that were with him, he was our king. Fuck I killed the one, the one. Why the could send him here? God damn it? Yeah, so yeah, I thought of a funny scenario too, is what if what if aliens came and we started to commune with them and we're like, hey, you know what, these dudes are actually all right, you know, like this is cool. Like there we thought you guys were gonna be dicks, but he turned out to be Okay, you know, we're exchanging.

4:11 We're giving you tacos, right, you know what I mean? And then what if they were like, what's up with these bigfoot things? What what if they sprung that they actually have clear pictures? No, they pull one aside like this this thing they're really it's that blurry? Yeah the fuck No, No, that would be funny. He is blurry even they have blurry pictures of him. No, no, no, he's they pull him aside, like they bring him out and he's he's physically blurry. I think at that point I'd be like, I'm gonna go an insert insert foot and mouth now, and yeah, maybe that's his camouflage. He's like, mister says squash squash. That's French say squash squash. That's that's the Sasquatch of brands. This is Pierre. I'm just saying, like, what if they showed up and they were like, oh, yeah, you guys have big foots and we're like, what the fuck are you talking about? And then he like breaking drags in a shrub and he's like and dog men. We're

5:44 like, wait a minute, that's a shrub. We can't see the dog man bro It just looks like a plant. I noticed that seems like that topic died down quite a bit. Yeah, I don't know if you guys have noticed. I like to watch this ship. I think it's funny as fuck that that the dog the dog stuff is kind of like it just fades away for a while. Every now and again, somebody will come up with a good story and they'll put it out and it'll it'll surge again. But yeah, yeah, I since we're on the topic of aliens, though I wanted to ask this question too. Another person was like it was because of the I don't. I don't think it was because of the eclipse. But somebody was talking to this guy and he was saying, like, actually, in like I guess text or something. I don't know what he was like what he read, but he believes that we are part alien humans are party that we that we were, like our basic building block of US is alien.

6:57 And then it uses what is around like here to finish it, like basically, they've fucking Jurassic parked us. Uh. Okay, this is gonna be this is gonna sound like it's really far out there, but I promise you that it's not. It's called pants permia. Okay, Okay, You're gonna have to explain this because I'm just thinking of pans, like actual cooking pants. Yeah, pants permia that The pans permia hypothesis states that all of life is spread over the universe and it inadvertently passes from place to pace, from place to place. It's like imagine bacteria in lick in in water that's frozen in the center of an asteroid that hits the Earth. Okay, if the circumstances are right, that bacteria may survive. It's a needle in a haystack, but it may survive. So the way that they want to they will try to prove pantspermia is if we find bacterial life on one of the other planets like Mars or the Moon. If they find bacteria there, even if it's fossilized bacteria, it will essentially prove pants permia because entire oceans were

8:30 brought here inside of asteroids, not on purpose, but they were just there. We didn't we didn't start with all this water, you know what I mean, We didn't grow water. I mean, the the like hydro what is it, hydro soul reaction to make water is like not something that just happens out in the universe, right, It's not a very common thing. Uh. So we didn't just have natural reactions on Earth creating a bunch of water. It was it came here from elsewhere, right. So their idea is that perhaps the bacteria that started life on Earth also came from elsewhere, And if you really think about it, it's actually not that far out of a theory because things, you know, there's there's a dude, there's what do they call the Remember the little space bears that were like tiny, little fucking ah the microscopic Yeah yeah, oh, they can survive in the vacuum of space without any issue. Yeah the what the hell are those called?

9:56 It looks it just reminds me of like a It looks like a pig, looks like a pig, like a baby pit. Yeah yeah, kind of like a one. It has like little like suction cup for a mouth. Yeah yeah, I'll shay you guys, I gotta yeah here it is. Yeah yeah, a little little space bear. Yeah yeah. Microbial life on Earth could have traveled here from Mars or even from another star system and then evolves into a plethora of species scene today in s in essence, we may all be Martians. Yeah. That pans PERMEA concept was discussed among scientists in the seventeen hundreds, again in the eighteen hundreds, and then notably when Sir Fed Hoyle and Sandra that word popularized it thirty years ago. Mainstream scientists often dismissed the hypothesis, however, even into the nineties. But now now that we know that this little guy I can survive in space without any issue, we know that uh pants permia actually has a lot more a lot more steam than it ever did, and actually it could have. It could end up being the theory of of however all life started. I feel I like,

11:28 I'm I don't know, I mean, I like, I'm kind of indifferent on it. But don't you feel like that would give a lot of people. I don't think I don't feel like a lot of people will jump on that, because then that means this was all an accident. This really did not. I don't know, You're probably right on their like reaction. I think, yeah, because you're saying that this like because that like that a circumstances that happened to have and like unless like something I had to push it that way, unless or physically do something to create that, maybe not do it fit like maybe not conjure it up as it like as like we keep making it as more of like a magic or a spiritual kind of thing, but just kind of get it into that direction. But the way it's making it like sounding is that, yeah, this stuff is out there that it could happen, but it just has to have the rights. How hold on?

12:35 How did uh hold on? How did ah? Yeah, Josh always said it right, they're not taking an inn taco. You know, they have all the ingredients. You have to have the show meat to let us. Everything has to be there ready to go, and files tell you if we ever need another new name for the show. I think that that's it. Yeah, I think though that you're right. I think a lot of people would react badly to it, But I can't help but to be kind of proud of it, Like if it ends up being true, you know, that's on some distant world somewhere, maybe an asteroid hit and it blasted the oceans into the into the into space, and they froze and became these giant asteroids and collected dust along the way, which could have created a you know, like a shell, you know what I mean, something that protects them. And you got these frozen oceans with these little microbes like that one in there, and eventually it crashed land on a planet, and that planet just got introduced to liquid water for the first time, and that changed the atmosphere. You know. You could also think that whatever planet that life came from before probably was a lot different than our planet. That things had to evolve to live here. And we just look at it like well, this is the this is the optimal place for life to evolve. Of course we

14:09 think that, Yeah, it could have been so much different somewhere else, like they the beings from that place could have could be like, God, your planet's fucking cold, dude, your planet sucks. Our planet's four hundred degrees bro, And we're like, dude, that that's fucking way too hot. We'd melt, Yeah, because you suck, you know what I mean. These aliens are dicks. Yeah, I'm not giving that guy any tacosa. My taco. Pants Permia would say that if we find a microscopic life on another planet, or even the evidence that it used to be there, all we have to do is look at it's DNA. If it's DNA is anywhere similar to ours, then that proves pans permia. And it sucks because I know there's a lot there's a lot of folks in the scientific community that hate that because it's it's pretty dead nuts. Like it's if the DNA.

15:13 If we go out to Pluto and find microscopic DNA and we look at that DNA and it has one line of DNA that matches ours, then we know that pants permea is real because for us, DNA is the building blocks of all life here on Earth right right, there's no arguing evidence to say that DNA doesn't work the same way elsewhere, there's nothing. There's there's no uh what do you call it, logical way for DNA to work another way, because if you rearrange DNA, shit falls apart. Yeah. So if we find DNA, like I said, even remotely close on the other side of the galaxy, then we know for a fact, without a doubt that panspermia is real. It's probably the progenitive force that created life. I think.

16:11 Just exciting. Yeah, so I know this my like, as I was thinking about it, Uh, it was kind of not that I don't know, hold on, I'm just going to say it. You said that it might like we might have came from like Mars or something like that. It like kind of started like started it. But I keep thinking, is like when you say, like we might have came from Mars, Like, are you saying that just the bacteria came from Mars or there was once a civilization like or like said like it doesn't yeah, not saying that it was on Mars or like, but like wherever it came from uh, like it had a civilization, it died off, and shit go awry. Mars is the same age as Earth, give or take. So how long does it take for all evidence of humans to disintegrate into sand? That's what I was just saying, Like, that's why I was trying to get at it. How long does it take to for signs of life like, because I guarantee that our I wouldn't say the tall buildings or any of that, but majority of structures would stay together for quite some time. Even even in rubble though, like just sitting there like probably collapsed into on themselves. You'll still see signs of like that because ship You can see that to this day on certain like

17:47 old like monuments and shit like that. That yeah, uh of us, but now we take care of those. But you get what I'm saying. Yeah, Uh, there's a There is a bacteria. If it's found here on Earth, it's a microbe, right. Uh. You guys are gonna love this. You two especially will love this. It's pronounced Dinococcus radied radio durance. Right. In the scientific community, it is known as conan the bacterium bacteria. It is a bunch of dweebs. They consider it Earth's toughest microbe and it can absolutely go dormant and survive on Mars. It's fucking beautiful.

18:45 Right. What I'm saying is if aliens show up and they look similar to us, don't be shocked, right, because so our depictions of aliens are kind of not off. Well, they're similar enough if you think about it, But like everybody makes that assumption that we only made them in that image because we basically just we made them in our own image, but with slightly different aspects of it, because that's all we know. Like, yeah, eventually people went down the road of making aliens and movies that have tentacles and shit like that. But in our own evolution, we had to stand up and look around to be alerted of danger, right, Yeah, we had to see above the grass. The only thing customizable about an intelligent species is the sensory organs. So if they were on a planet that had a a red giant star instead of a little yellow sun like our, the light's going to be dimmer. They may be able to see better at night.

20:07 They may have larger eyes, you know. Okay, if let's say for some reason that they have a noisy star, a star that produces crazy uh frequencies that obstruct hearing. They might not rely on hearing whatsoever. They might rely on vibration. Then you know, in the bodies they might be different. You know. The large black eyes of the little gray aliens is like the most believable thing that I've I've ever seen as far as the depictions.

20:48 Yeah, they might even do things like sharks do where they have that sensory land and yeah, all electromagnetic they could. Yeah, like I said, the only thing customer customizable would be the sensory organs to be how does he communicate, how does he understand the surround the environment around him? How does he interact with that? You know that whatever. So if we had a little gray alien here and we tested their DNA and we found similarities in ours, then we would know right then and there that well, albeit how far away we're related, you know, right, it's amazing because to me, that's exciting as fuck. Like I understand where people would be like, well that's fucked up, you know, like they would say it would go against a creative force of God, you know, and all this I disagree.

21:41 I absolutely disagree with that because the battle between science and religion is to me two different, two different approaches towards the same goal to understand life, right, you know. One is is ass down you know, from generation to generation and stories and faith, and that's I'm okay with it. The other is where faith isn't enough. We have to know, We have to understand how it works, we have to know all the details of it. You know, what if in the end, we found a great life form somewhere in the center of the universe, in the center of the universe, and it was born in the Big Bang, and it's DNA is what carries all of us, you know, and then you would have the same You would have the end of the goal for both sides. You would have a scientific explanation to all life throughout the universe, and you would have a creator.

22:37 That's a perfect world in my opinion, that's a perfect scenario because you have a creator, you have a creative force that gave life to everything, and you have the source of all DNA, and that's fucking awesome. The possibility of that is pretty decent, you know. But there's also the possibility of a not so happy ending. And you know, we might we might find that the DNA progenitors, whoever sent it, or whoever inadvertently sent it not meaning to, could be long gone. M hmm. This could be the end of a universe for all we know. We just don't know, you know, is the universe slowing down? You know? What happens when it stops completely? What happens when it stops expanding? That's the ultimate end of the story. There's no after. Does it do a big reversal? You know, like we just don't know yet. So yeah, these microbes could come from everywhere, and if they do, you could only imagine if there's other microbes out there that have also spread. You know, what do they look like? What are the what kind of shit do they? I don't know, man, It's it's mind blowing, like an infinite, infinite possible outcome to the question. You know. I just think if you if aliens

24:11 land and they come off their ship and they look similar to us, it shouldn't be a big shock, right, Yeah, it should be like a oh okay, because you know what I mean, like, hey, cousins, nice ship, you know, could you teach us that? You know? I don't know. I just think it's it's fucking neat, man. I love everything about pants for me, I think is fascinating. It's it's because it's like science backed. You know, it seems like this huge fantasy scenario, but it's actually more likely than any other, you know, I mean, because my groups don't just pop out of thin air. They grow and evolve over time. So isn't they're like theories that is it octopus or the squid that they're not of this earth? That the same scenario? There is, there's a they do. They do share DNA though, like they there is DNA that they share with us. It's just seems to be like they evolved differently than us, right, So it's it's weird because everything else on Earth kind of evolved a certain way, and then you have these certain like cuddlefish that are like able to defy all of these things in nature while being pretty intelligent. You know, an octopus is up in primate level intelligence.

25:45 Yeah, you know, it's like, yeah, there are only a couple degrees off from becoming something like us. Yeah, that'd be yeah, because didn't they was it the they gave a bottle with a fish in it to an octopus? Yeah, it just took it a second or two. It took the cap off and like fish the yeah, basically grab the fish out of the bottle. Yeah, it's like it just it just it feels around it like it made like it made assumption, like how am I supposed to get into this? Yeah? Remember we can tell you guys about the octopus that kept sneaking through the the event like the filter system at the the aquarium and murdering sharks. Yeah, no, I remember that it escaped up into the filter system. It waited till nighttime, till nobody was around.

26:45 Okay, yeah, I mean, dude, of like what it would sneak up through the filters and it would get into the shark tank and then it would grab sharks, turn them upside down and then eat them, and then it would return to its own tank before morning. So they've noticed that the sharks were disappearing, that they had less and less sharks, and that's how they figured it out. They put cameras into to basically monitor, and they figured out that the octopus was escaping and murdering and then coming back. And you know, like I'm back never did what That's scary. I was going to be on the case. Yeah, I'm gonna make some phone calls.

27:30 I wonder if that's the octopus they based on Ed O'Neill's character and finding Dory. I don't know. I don't know, but let's see here, let's try to find it. Yeah, the octopus that was killing sharks at the aquarium, it was a giant. It was a giant octop Pacific octopus. Yeah, it was so crazy. I kind of want to see what one of these things look like, said the octopus. This was at the Monterey Monterey Bay Aquarium. Yeah. Uh, the little sharks at the petting zoo were and tanks were going missing at night, and they could figure it out.

28:34 So they finally set up cameras and they saw that the giant Pacific octopus was waiting until everyone left, opening up its tank and basically sneaking out and uh, grabbing these sharks and eating them. Holy crap, Have you seen how big a giant Pacific octopuses? Nah, they're like the of us or bigger. Let's see. H Oh, that's massive. Yeah, that's crazy.

29:21 Yeah, I'm just like envisioning an octopus, you know. Yeah, I'm not. I didn't realize they were that damn big dude. That's crazy. I want to try to share this picture if I can hear. H Uh where's that here? Ever? They Yeah, look at the size of this thing. Yeah, yeah, that's a big old sum guy. Is that the Is that the one? I don't think that's the one. Uh. I wonder if I can I wonder if I can find a picture of that one octrey bee octopus. I'm just like now thinking like what would have happen, like as it was like sneaking out of its tank like somebody like, oh man, I forgot my crap, I forgot my keys, and he walks back inside and the octopus is like, okay, one. I'm gonna have to give them. I'm gonna have to give them some serious points for the name they picked for this octopus. His name is cute Thulu nice And here is a picture of cute Thulu, even though I love that they

30:51 gave him that name, even though he's a murdering a lad. Yeah, so he's a he's a big boy and uh. When questioned about his motives, que Tulu responded, fuck sharks. I'm just saying, like, look at him, like displaying his like displaying himself, Like all these kids are fascinated, but they don't know they're staring at a murderer right now. They are. Yeah, he's literally like, you don't know the things that I've done. Yeah, you don't know me? Yeah uh yeah. Kotulu patagon Que two, Luke Photoga cute. Yeah I forgot sorry. Yeah, he's big. Just to think that at nighttime, he was just speaking out killing yards, dude, that's amazing. Yeah, you know, it's a big