S413 - Are we half alien?

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All right, hey everybody, Uh, check out the dread Excidabus, the

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other and we'll see you. Shuta
fall this way back on our planet,

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we ran out of nitrogen. Do
you guys mind if we take some,

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you know, like we would just
give them tired discounters at that point.

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Yeah, if they try to sell
us this stupid nitrogen and play the tire

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with the green valve cap, that
did nothing snake oil, So just take

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all of tire discounters, you know. Yeah. I'm just saying, like,

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people don't ever entertain the idea that
the alien invasion might be a friendly

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thing. It might be a friendly
neighborhood. Stop in, like, hey,

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can we get can we get like
a cup of sugar? Yeah,

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come on in. Yeah, I'll
put some burgers on. We'll just putting

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that much Christmas tree. Yeah,
come on in, dude, why it's

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this earthly naked? Holy shit,
I am naked, Come on it.

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I'm just saying, like we do
we definitely always assume that they're coming in

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uh in force, and for for
you know, ill reason, right,

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and I think that there's we got
to entertain the possibility it motherfuckers could just

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have a flat. I mean,
you could just need to use the phone.

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Makes sense. You know, what
if that was it? What if

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they showed up like, hey,
look our ship's busted up, man,

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can we like make a call to
get a pick up. That's we didn't

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even mean the land here, but
you guys were the closest one you had

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decent air. We heard the tacos
might be okay, you know, we

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wanted to catch a wrestling event and
then you know, maybe maybe just head

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out. You know, we're you
know, we're we're cool, like we're

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not you know. In that case, I feel like we should be like,

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you know what, bro, come
on in, man, We'll get

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pay per view and I'll order you
some fucking tacos. No. I mean

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they're like little I guess you know, so they're like yeah, and then

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he continued, then he tries to
like touch your face because you're you're human

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and you're weird, and you're like
okay, okay. Boundaries, Yeah,

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we do not know boundaries on our
planet starts picking your nose, you sneeze,

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and your germs get into him.
He dies because his immune system is

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like not ready for that starts an
interstellar war. Oh now, like,

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did I just kill the first Extraterrestriel? Yeah, like the other ones that

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were with him, he was our
king. Fuck I killed the one,

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the one. Why the could send
him here? God damn it? Yeah,

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so yeah, I thought of a
funny scenario too, is what if

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what if aliens came and we started
to commune with them and we're like,

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hey, you know what, these
dudes are actually all right, you know,

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like this is cool. Like there
we thought you guys were gonna be

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dicks, but he turned out to
be Okay, you know, we're exchanging.

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We're giving you tacos, right,
you know what I mean? And

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then what if they were like,
what's up with these bigfoot things? What

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what if they sprung that they actually
have clear pictures? No, they pull

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one aside like this this thing they're
really it's that blurry? Yeah the fuck

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No, No, that would be
funny. He is blurry even they have

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blurry pictures of him. No,
no, no, he's they pull him

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aside, like they bring him out
and he's he's physically blurry. I think

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at that point I'd be like,
I'm gonna go an insert insert foot and

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mouth now, and yeah, maybe
that's his camouflage. He's like, mister

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says squash squash. That's French say
squash squash. That's that's the Sasquatch of

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brands. This is Pierre. I'm
just saying, like, what if they

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showed up and they were like,
oh, yeah, you guys have big

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foots and we're like, what the
fuck are you talking about? And then

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he like breaking drags in a shrub
and he's like and dog men. We're

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like, wait a minute, that's
a shrub. We can't see the dog

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man bro It just looks like a
plant. I noticed that seems like that

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topic died down quite a bit.
Yeah, I don't know if you guys

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have noticed. I like to watch
this ship. I think it's funny as

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fuck that that the dog the dog
stuff is kind of like it just fades

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away for a while. Every now
and again, somebody will come up with

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a good story and they'll put it
out and it'll it'll surge again. But

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yeah, yeah, I since we're
on the topic of aliens, though I

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wanted to ask this question too.
Another person was like it was because of

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the I don't. I don't think
it was because of the eclipse. But

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somebody was talking to this guy and
he was saying, like, actually,

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in like I guess text or something. I don't know what he was like

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what he read, but he believes
that we are part alien humans are party

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that we that we were, like
our basic building block of US is alien.

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And then it uses what is around
like here to finish it, like

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basically, they've fucking Jurassic parked us. Uh. Okay, this is gonna

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be this is gonna sound like it's
really far out there, but I promise

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you that it's not. It's called
pants permia. Okay, Okay, You're

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gonna have to explain this because I'm
just thinking of pans, like actual cooking

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pants. Yeah, pants permia that
The pans permia hypothesis states that all of

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life is spread over the universe and
it inadvertently passes from place to pace,

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from place to place. It's like
imagine bacteria in lick in in water that's

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frozen in the center of an asteroid
that hits the Earth. Okay, if

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the circumstances are right, that bacteria
may survive. It's a needle in a

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haystack, but it may survive.
So the way that they want to they

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will try to prove pantspermia is if
we find bacterial life on one of the

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other planets like Mars or the Moon. If they find bacteria there, even

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if it's fossilized bacteria, it will
essentially prove pants permia because entire oceans were

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brought here inside of asteroids, not
on purpose, but they were just there.

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We didn't we didn't start with all
this water, you know what I

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mean, We didn't grow water.
I mean, the the like hydro what

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is it, hydro soul reaction to
make water is like not something that just

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happens out in the universe, right, It's not a very common thing.

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Uh. So we didn't just have
natural reactions on Earth creating a bunch of

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water. It was it came here
from elsewhere, right. So their idea

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is that perhaps the bacteria that started
life on Earth also came from elsewhere,

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And if you really think about it, it's actually not that far out of

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a theory because things, you know, there's there's a dude, there's what

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do they call the Remember the little
space bears that were like tiny, little

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fucking ah the microscopic Yeah yeah,
oh, they can survive in the vacuum

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of space without any issue. Yeah
the what the hell are those called?

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It looks it just reminds me of
like a It looks like a pig,

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looks like a pig, like a
baby pit. Yeah yeah, kind of

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like a one. It has like
little like suction cup for a mouth.

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Yeah yeah, I'll shay you guys, I gotta yeah here it is.

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Yeah yeah, a little little space
bear. Yeah yeah. Microbial life on

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Earth could have traveled here from Mars
or even from another star system and then

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evolves into a plethora of species scene
today in s in essence, we may

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all be Martians. Yeah. That
pans PERMEA concept was discussed among scientists in

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the seventeen hundreds, again in the
eighteen hundreds, and then notably when Sir

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Fed Hoyle and Sandra that word popularized
it thirty years ago. Mainstream scientists often

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dismissed the hypothesis, however, even
into the nineties. But now now that

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we know that this little guy I
can survive in space without any issue,

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we know that uh pants permia actually
has a lot more a lot more steam

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than it ever did, and actually
it could have. It could end up

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being the theory of of however all
life started. I feel I like,

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I'm I don't know, I mean, I like, I'm kind of indifferent

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on it. But don't you feel
like that would give a lot of people.

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I don't think I don't feel like
a lot of people will jump on

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that, because then that means this
was all an accident. This really did

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not. I don't know, You're
probably right on their like reaction. I

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think, yeah, because you're saying
that this like because that like that a

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circumstances that happened to have and like
unless like something I had to push it

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that way, unless or physically do
something to create that, maybe not do

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it fit like maybe not conjure it
up as it like as like we keep

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making it as more of like a
magic or a spiritual kind of thing,

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but just kind of get it into
that direction. But the way it's making

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it like sounding is that, yeah, this stuff is out there that it

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could happen, but it just has
to have the rights. How hold on?

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How did uh hold on? How
did ah? Yeah, Josh always

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said it right, they're not taking
an inn taco. You know, they

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have all the ingredients. You have
to have the show meat to let us.

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Everything has to be there ready to
go, and files tell you if

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we ever need another new name for
the show. I think that that's it.

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Yeah, I think though that you're
right. I think a lot of

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people would react badly to it,
But I can't help but to be kind

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of proud of it, Like if
it ends up being true, you know,

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that's on some distant world somewhere,
maybe an asteroid hit and it blasted

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the oceans into the into the into
space, and they froze and became these

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giant asteroids and collected dust along the
way, which could have created a you

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know, like a shell, you
know what I mean, something that protects

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them. And you got these frozen
oceans with these little microbes like that one

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in there, and eventually it crashed
land on a planet, and that planet

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just got introduced to liquid water for
the first time, and that changed the

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atmosphere. You know. You could
also think that whatever planet that life came

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from before probably was a lot different
than our planet. That things had to

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evolve to live here. And we
just look at it like well, this

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is the this is the optimal place
for life to evolve. Of course we

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think that, Yeah, it could
have been so much different somewhere else,

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like they the beings from that place
could have could be like, God,

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your planet's fucking cold, dude,
your planet sucks. Our planet's four hundred

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degrees bro, And we're like,
dude, that that's fucking way too hot.

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We'd melt, Yeah, because you
suck, you know what I mean.

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These aliens are dicks. Yeah,
I'm not giving that guy any tacosa.

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My taco. Pants Permia would say
that if we find a microscopic life

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on another planet, or even the
evidence that it used to be there,

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all we have to do is look
at it's DNA. If it's DNA is

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anywhere similar to ours, then that
proves pans permia. And it sucks because

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I know there's a lot there's a
lot of folks in the scientific community that

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hate that because it's it's pretty dead
nuts. Like it's if the DNA.

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If we go out to Pluto and
find microscopic DNA and we look at that

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DNA and it has one line of
DNA that matches ours, then we know

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that pants permea is real because for
us, DNA is the building blocks of

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all life here on Earth right right, there's no arguing evidence to say that

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DNA doesn't work the same way elsewhere, there's nothing. There's there's no uh

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what do you call it, logical
way for DNA to work another way,

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because if you rearrange DNA, shit
falls apart. Yeah. So if we

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find DNA, like I said,
even remotely close on the other side of

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the galaxy, then we know for
a fact, without a doubt that panspermia

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is real. It's probably the progenitive
force that created life. I think.

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Just exciting. Yeah, so I
know this my like, as I was

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thinking about it, Uh, it
was kind of not that I don't know,

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hold on, I'm just going to
say it. You said that it

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might like we might have came from
like Mars or something like that. It

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like kind of started like started it. But I keep thinking, is like

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when you say, like we might
have came from Mars, Like, are

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you saying that just the bacteria came
from Mars or there was once a civilization

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like or like said like it doesn't
yeah, not saying that it was on

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Mars or like, but like wherever
it came from uh, like it had

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a civilization, it died off,
and shit go awry. Mars is the

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same age as Earth, give or
take. So how long does it take

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for all evidence of humans to disintegrate
into sand? That's what I was just

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saying, Like, that's why I
was trying to get at it. How

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long does it take to for signs
of life like, because I guarantee that

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our I wouldn't say the tall buildings
or any of that, but majority of

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structures would stay together for quite some
time. Even even in rubble though,

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like just sitting there like probably collapsed
into on themselves. You'll still see signs

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of like that because ship You can
see that to this day on certain like

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old like monuments and shit like that. That yeah, uh of us,

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but now we take care of those. But you get what I'm saying.

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Yeah, Uh, there's a There
is a bacteria. If it's found here

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on Earth, it's a microbe,
right. Uh. You guys are gonna

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love this. You two especially will
love this. It's pronounced Dinococcus radied radio

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durance. Right. In the scientific
community, it is known as conan the

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bacterium bacteria. It is a bunch
of dweebs. They consider it Earth's toughest

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microbe and it can absolutely go dormant
and survive on Mars. It's fucking beautiful.

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Right. What I'm saying is if
aliens show up and they look similar

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to us, don't be shocked,
right, because so our depictions of aliens

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are kind of not off. Well, they're similar enough if you think about

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it, But like everybody makes that
assumption that we only made them in that

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image because we basically just we made
them in our own image, but with

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slightly different aspects of it, because
that's all we know. Like, yeah,

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eventually people went down the road of
making aliens and movies that have tentacles

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and shit like that. But in
our own evolution, we had to stand

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up and look around to be alerted
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had to see above the grass.
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is the sensory organs. So if
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a red giant star instead of a
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going to be dimmer. They may
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They may have larger eyes, you
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some reason that they have a noisy
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frequencies that obstruct hearing. They might
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rely on vibration. Then you know, in the bodies they might be different.

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You know. The large black eyes
of the little gray aliens is like

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the most believable thing that I've I've
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land and yeah, all electromagnetic they
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the only thing customer customizable would be
the sensory organs to be how does he

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communicate, how does he understand the
surround the environment around him? How does

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he interact with that? You know
that whatever. So if we had a

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little gray alien here and we tested
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then we would know right then and
there that well, albeit how far

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away we're related, you know,
right, it's amazing because to me,

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that's exciting as fuck. Like I
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that's fucked up, you know,
like they would say it would go against

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a creative force of God, you
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I absolutely disagree with that because the
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two different, two different approaches towards
the same goal to understand life, right,

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you know. One is is ass
down you know, from generation to

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generation and stories and faith, and
that's I'm okay with it. The other

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is where faith isn't enough. We
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how it works, we have to
know all the details of it. You

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know, what if in the end, we found a great life form somewhere

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in the center of the universe,
in the center of the universe, and

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it was born in the Big Bang, and it's DNA is what carries all

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of us, you know, and
then you would have the same You would

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have the end of the goal for
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explanation to all life throughout the universe, and you would have a creator.

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That's a perfect world in my opinion, that's a perfect scenario because you have

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a creator, you have a creative
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you have the source of all DNA, and that's fucking awesome. The possibility

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of that is pretty decent, you
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a not so happy ending. And
you know, we might we might find

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that the DNA progenitors, whoever sent
it, or whoever inadvertently sent it not

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meaning to, could be long gone. M hmm. This could be the

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end of a universe for all we
know. We just don't know, you

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know, is the universe slowing down? You know? What happens when it

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stops completely? What happens when it
stops expanding? That's the ultimate end of

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the story. There's no after.
Does it do a big reversal? You

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know, like we just don't know
yet. So yeah, these microbes could

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come from everywhere, and if they
do, you could only imagine if there's

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other microbes out there that have also
spread. You know, what do they

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look like? What are the what
kind of shit do they? I don't

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know, man, It's it's mind
blowing, like an infinite, infinite possible

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outcome to the question. You know. I just think if you if aliens

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land and they come off their ship
and they look similar to us, it

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shouldn't be a big shock, right, Yeah, it should be like a

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oh okay, because you know what
I mean, like, hey, cousins,

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nice ship, you know, could
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I don't know. I just think
it's it's fucking neat, man.

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I love everything about pants for me, I think is fascinating. It's it's

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because it's like science backed. You
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scenario, but it's actually more likely
than any other, you know, I

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mean, because my groups don't just
pop out of thin air. They grow

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and evolve over time. So isn't
they're like theories that is it octopus or

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the squid that they're not of this
earth? That the same scenario? There

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is, there's a they do.
They do share DNA though, like they

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there is DNA that they share with
us. It's just seems to be like

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they evolved differently than us, right, So it's it's weird because everything else

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on Earth kind of evolved a certain
way, and then you have these certain

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like cuddlefish that are like able to
defy all of these things in nature while

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being pretty intelligent. You know,
an octopus is up in primate level intelligence.

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couple degrees off from becoming something like
us. Yeah, that'd be yeah,

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because didn't they was it the they
gave a bottle with a fish in it

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to an octopus? Yeah, it
just took it a second or two.

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It took the cap off and like
fish the yeah, basically grab the fish

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out of the bottle. Yeah,
it's like it just it just it feels

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around it like it made like it
made assumption, like how am I supposed

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to get into this? Yeah?
Remember we can tell you guys about the

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octopus that kept sneaking through the the
event like the filter system at the the

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aquarium and murdering sharks. Yeah,
no, I remember that it escaped up

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into the filter system. It waited
till nighttime, till nobody was around.

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Okay, yeah, I mean,
dude, of like what it would sneak

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up through the filters and it would
get into the shark tank and then it

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would grab sharks, turn them upside
down and then eat them, and then

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it would return to its own tank
before morning. So they've noticed that the

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sharks were disappearing, that they had
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they figured it out. They put
cameras into to basically monitor, and they

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figured out that the octopus was escaping
and murdering and then coming back. And

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you know, like I'm back never
did what That's scary. I was going

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to be on the case. Yeah, I'm gonna make some phone calls.

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I wonder if that's the octopus they
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I don't know. I don't know, but let's see here, let's

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try to find it. Yeah,
the octopus that was killing sharks at the

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aquarium, it was a giant.
It was a giant octop Pacific octopus.

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Yeah, it was so crazy.
I kind of want to see what one

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of these things look like, said
the octopus. This was at the Monterey

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Monterey Bay Aquarium. Yeah. Uh, the little sharks at the petting zoo

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were and tanks were going missing at
night, and they could figure it out.

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So they finally set up cameras and
they saw that the giant Pacific octopus

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was waiting until everyone left, opening
up its tank and basically sneaking out and

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uh, grabbing these sharks and eating
them. Holy crap, Have you seen

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how big a giant Pacific octopuses?
Nah, they're like the of us or

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bigger. Let's see. H Oh, that's massive. Yeah, that's crazy.

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Yeah, I'm just like envisioning an
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I'm not. I didn't realize they
were that damn big dude. That's crazy.

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I want to try to share this
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Uh where's that here? Ever?
They Yeah, look at the size of

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this thing. Yeah, yeah,
that's a big old sum guy. Is

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that the Is that the one?
I don't think that's the one. Uh.

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I wonder if I can I wonder
if I can find a picture of

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that one octrey bee octopus. I'm
just like now thinking like what would have

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happen, like as it was like
sneaking out of its tank like somebody like,

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oh man, I forgot my crap, I forgot my keys, and

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he walks back inside and the octopus
is like, okay, one. I'm

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gonna have to give them. I'm
gonna have to give them some serious points

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for the name they picked for this
octopus. His name is cute Thulu nice

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And here is a picture of cute
Thulu, even though I love that they

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gave him that name, even though
he's a murdering a lad. Yeah,

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so he's a he's a big boy
and uh. When questioned about his motives,

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que Tulu responded, fuck sharks.
I'm just saying, like, look

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at him, like displaying his like
displaying himself, Like all these kids are

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fascinated, but they don't know they're
staring at a murderer right now. They

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are. Yeah, he's literally like, you don't know the things that I've

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done. Yeah, you don't know
me? Yeah uh yeah. Kotulu patagon

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Que two, Luke Photoga cute.
Yeah I forgot sorry. Yeah, he's

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big. Just to think that at
nighttime, he was just speaking out killing

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yards, dude, that's amazing.
Yeah, you know, it's a big