Aug. 14, 2023

S356: WTF happened in Peru

S356: WTF happened in Peru

Apparently aliens attacked a little village in Peru... until we up here got ahold of the story... now I'm not so sure...

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Apparently aliens attacked a little village in Peru... until we up here got ahold of the story... now I'm not so sure...
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You are listening to The Kentucky X
Files Season three with your hosts Dennis Mays,

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Tyler Stewarts, and Josh Gibbs.
Don't forget to subscribe to us on

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us at www dots k y x
files dot. It was. It was

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a great It was a great pep
though. I like the Yeah, the

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feeling I got from from that welcome
back guys to your Kentucky x Files.

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Just what it like. I was
like, sitting there, I was like,

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this is not recording. Okay,
how long ago did you realize that?

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Halfway through? Shoot a text?
Next time? I thought you were

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just show At first, I was
like, is he just showing it to

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us because I'm gonna make editing easier
since I'm gonna be you know, question

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later exactly A little a little text. Well. The thing is is like

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I was like, like, you
used an old thumbnails, So I was

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like yeah, yeah, but yeah, I mean he's just got pop another

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one over it. Yeah, I'm
just gonna drag one over it. He

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was just audio with the ebanh gotcha. Yeah, because I have to like

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line up our audio with it and
you know everything, and it just takes

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it takes a little bit more time. But fine, you're out there,

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probably don't want to hear about any
of this, do you, or do

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you a little behind the scenes?
Yeah, given you the backstage exclusive right,

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Yeah, we're VIP pass professionals.
Professional. Yeah. I didn't realize

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it wasn't recording, but I knew
exactly what the hell you were doing.

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So yeah, I was like,
this is guilty sizzle right into this.

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You know you're great? Yeah,
get it? Now you you just rub

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there you go. I was gonna
say, now you're just rubbing your finger

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wheels all over the lens and it's
just gonna get more cloudy, right,

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yeah, looking like the bathroom glass
over there. Maybe would Dippy would do

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that and show up in a towel. Hey, guys, it's reporting from

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the shower. The lens all fogged
of every perfect You guys out there listening,

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you have no idea what you miss
when you don't watch the YouTube video.

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You miss all this good this good
stuff. Yeah. We've been looking

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into the the UFO thing all lately, and it turns out Peru has had

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some encounters of the whatever kind.
I tell you. I've got a short

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story of the same of what would
it be subject matter? Yeah, that

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we can start off with, and
then that'll lead us into the much longer

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discussion that is going to be perue
because there's a lot more information on that

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one. Oh yeah, So you
want me to go ahead and give you

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a little backstory, and then I'll
give you a little backstory, and then

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I'll share the video. Okay.
So apparently in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

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Hang what I'm saying, I gotta
move my phone because the moss won't work

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for some reason. Maybe, so
I was gonna buy a mouse yesterday,

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but best Buy wasn't open when I
was over there picking up the meat.

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Because you know, that's my luck. So in Fort Fort Lauderdale, Florida,

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man, that is an unfortunate name
to say. For Lauderdale, a

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fellow by the name of Carmen Rich
spot at a UFO in a thunderstorm and

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took video of all of it.
Nice. This is why I love the

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UFO people. Yeah, there's all
kinds of pictures of it. And then

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I'll play the video here, let
me share my screen. Yeah, all

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right, check it out, all
right, So I'll start at the bottom

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here and show all the pictures.
So there's one of the pictures, there's

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another one, all right, and
here is the video. Yeah, why

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that the fuck? I don't know
what I'm doing. It made a blashfloom.

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What the fuck? That's definitely swamp
cass, hundred percent swamp cass.

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Yeah. At first, I was
gonna say that it was a I could

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be like one of those flares that
we talked about, like we talked about

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God didn't remember fucking green screen sucks. But then I like it started the

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show like like wings almost if you
would say, I don't know, Yeah,

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there was like an actual like structure
behind like in front of the swirling

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flame. I guess you hybiscus hys
robiscus flower. I can actually I can

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make up words too. I can
be more photosynthesis Denny, Yeah, also

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a flower word. What are we
gardeners now? All of a sudden,

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I don't know. I don't know
cosmopolitans all right, dude, I've just

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been lit in the list, just
like just like we gotta we gotta maintain

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a subject matter. I can't be
you know, jumping around like that.

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He's like, God, damn it, I'm not in my gardening gear either,

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What the fuck, I don't have
my big stroll head it when I

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was when I was watching it,
and uh, it looked like first it

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looked like the light was rotating,
but then as they like zoomed in,

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it looked like the thing behind it
was rotating. But then it looked like

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they were kind of independent of each
other. Yeah, so that throughout my

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whole like seagull theory. Like instantly, it kind of looks even have that

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kind of technology. I mean maybe
if they were on fire and there was

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two of them, but yeah,
it kind of looked like, what's that,

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Like the ones on fire and the
other one's frantically trying to put his

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body out. Yeah, how did
you know this? This epic fucking dog

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fight? Yeah what, no,
you know what it is. You know,

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seagulls will steal your food. So
he just happened to go buy one

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of those restaurants where they have like
the flam bay. Right as the waiter

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was lighting you on fire, he
tried to snatch it, and he was

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like this little birdie ball of fire
goes up into the sky and his buddies

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out there, like, what are
you doing? Stupid? Stay stay away

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from the French restaurant. Ye,
it definitely had like a gyroscope feel to

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it, where it was like two
things connected but moving independently. Is there

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any way we can watch it one
more time? Or did you close it?

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I got closed it out? Okay, it's fine. We don't have

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the technology. Yeah I could.
I could pull it back up without audio.

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See, I need to make an
instant replay button on a stream yard

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here, you stream yard? Heck, guys, you should be working on

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that. We need a button where
we can pack and replay something. Right.

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Well, people, Okay, so
you guys are gonna love this.

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I've got an add for some sort
of drink. So it's a Cosmopolitan.

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It had cranberries in it. It's
close enough for me half of a hundred

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in my book, right, all
right, I'm gonna share it over here.

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It won't be any audio this time, but that's okkay, because you

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know, unless our Spanish speaking listeners
were listening, said should I re enact

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the stuff he was saying? I
mean we got subtitles. Okay, I'm

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gonna say, what the fuck is
that? I don't know? Jose you

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see Tyler go white on me?
There I can't see any of you guys

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because I'm in full screen. Yeah, I see, that's that's rotating.

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And now it's why are we looking
at? Man? It's probably just lens

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flair. Yeah, you know,
just just lens flair in general. Huh?

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Is that what lens flare looks like
when you zoo? Man? Sure,

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that's crazy. You know, this
is so wild that I almost questioned

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the authenticity of it. That's exactly
what I was just thinking. I mean,

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we are in the AI age now, right, or the age?

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I mean, I'm going as slow
as I can with this. Is that

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is that looking all wonky on your
guys? Screen? Ors are good?

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That's good? I mean, are
you able to adjust a speed of the

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playback? I guess that I can
adjust the quality. It's a five forty

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auto. I can put it on
seven to see what we get. Okay,

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all right? Not much better?
Yeah, enhance zoom and enhance enhance.

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I don't know why. You see
when I click here, it jumps

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back like twice as much. I
don't know what's going on with this thing.

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It's a weird player. I don't
know, I mean interesting though.

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I just want to know, like
what made it like it was a big

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ball of fire or whatever it is, like spinning and then out of nowhere,

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it kind of dims down and shows
something behind or yeah, I guess

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yeah behind it right. Well,
if it is an AI creation of some

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sort, it did kind of look
like they're trying to create Okay. I

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don't know if it's really fake,
but if it was a fake, then

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it makes me think that whoever made
it was a sci fi nerd, because

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it's a you know, I'm my
biggest belief is that they use something to

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manipulate gravity. It's how they move
so fast, because if you can manipulate

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gravity, well you don't have to
experience gee force moving that fast, and

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you need something that can create a
singularity. And it almost looked like that's

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that spend. That thing that it
was making was some kind of wind down

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of a of a something like maybe
they just popped in and it was like

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slowly winding down to you know,
I'll put the I put the link in

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the private chat on here. So
if you wanted to be the one of

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you guys wanted to try to rip
the bio or manipulated with photoshop, tie

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or whatever, it's it's there.
For you. I'm I'm I'm there.

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Now. That's fucking wild, man. I can watch it on YouTube,

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so I'm gonna go to YouTube.
It's fucking interesting, man. I don't

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know. Did you guys notice that
like the apparent UFOs and aliens, they

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they don't really have a certain aesthetic
they stick to in the designs of their

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ships. Right, it's every I
mean, it's always a new design,

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it's always something else. It's like
either if they're constantly innovating, or there's

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multiple species competing against each other.
For the first two are gonna like,

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you know, either discover Earth or
enslave it or destroy it or whatever,

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or it's multiple different you know,
craftsmen out there making these videos. Right.

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I was just about to say they
probably have different like car companies,

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UFO companies. It's like, that's
like the BMW. I mean, that's

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a really fucking valid point right there. Or economic triangle. Yeah, the

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triangles like the A range rover.
You know, I meant, even even

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if you like step back away from
that, look at our our airplanes Boeing

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seven forty seven looks nothing like you
know, a Lockheed. Yeah, you

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know, there's that's true. What's
what's the name of that one plane Blockheed

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had that was a supersonic flight plane? What what was it? A Blackhawk

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or whatever. No, I'm not
thinking the Blackbird black I'm thinking like the

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commercial flight plane condor the Concord Concord. Yeah, the Concord. The Concorde

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looks nothing like a seven forty seven. They both fly, but everything about

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him is different. But you made
an excellent point too. SR. Seventy

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one Blackbird is completely different. Yeah, the stealth bomber is completely different,

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the stealth bomber one. I guess
what I'm getting at is that although they

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asked addicts of each plane is adjusted
for functionality. I mean, you you

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have your airlines, you have your
your fuselage, you have you know,

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the basic same, you know.
But some of these are like fucking triangles.

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Some of them are like balls of
light. Some of them are whatever

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the hell you know, the fiery
fucking seagull there. Ye, you know,

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like they're they're so vastly different,
and yet they seem to like use

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the same apparent physics. I don't
or lack thereof. I don't know.

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Yeah, right, No, I
see where you're coming out with it,

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you know, But I kind of
see where Tyler's coming from with it too.

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Is like even if everything even if
okay, so if aliens are real

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and every and everything they say is
true, that they're coming to come come,

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you know, investigate us or whatever, and then if they're all even

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coming from the same planet, there's
a solid possibility that all of their ships

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would look different. You know,
Like, I'm curious, I've never seen

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what does the like. I know
what our space shuttles look like, and

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they looked the same since the sixties, But what do the cosmonaut space shuttles

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look like? Oh, let's I
really think the tech Tech one that's the

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the Hyundai of the of the of
the UFOs. Yeah, well I can

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give me. I'm just I'm going
off a look not like well, speed

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wise, I would probably say that's
probably more of a like Ferrari like kiss

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Man that the speed of that one
was like going fast ship checked us up.

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If I can get it, Tola
here, it's kind of it's actually

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kind of that's what I'm talking about. Okay, I lost it where that

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I can't tell if I uploaded the
right picture or not. There's nothing and

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they overlayd there we go there's a
new one. Oh that's kind of like

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your basic Russia Russian space shuttle of
our sustars. It kind of what I'm

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talking about, you know, Yeah, that's er really similar. Actually,

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yeah, it's like so similar in
the fact that I would say it was

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probably manufactured by the same company.
Well probably, But at the same time,

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it's also like, what what sciences
are we dealing with? What is

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the most optimal design to get that
where it needs to go right? And

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is it a common in science,
which is kind of like kind of more

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what I was saying is like,
we build the similar because we know that

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so far this is the most optimal
way to do it, or it was

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up until whatever point, you know. So that's where I'm at with the

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UFOs. It's like, if there's
a you know, like an optimal way

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to travel interstellar space, why all
the like absolutely like crazy variances in design,

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you know. But then again we
that for us personally that works because

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those like those spacecrafts actually have to
return into an atmosphere. But any other

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spaceship itself like like you don't have
to have that style, you don't have

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to have wings because there's nothing out
there for lived or like it's like return

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trip. Yeah, it's for the
return trip, that's it. Yea.

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So we're basing it off of how
we do. Like they don't need those

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wings to get out. They're using
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tanking thrusters on the uh under it
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stuff and stuff like that are only

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to help it land when it comes
back. Yeah. But if you if

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you take a step above that,
leaving those details like behind there happenstance details.

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At this point, I'm saying that
there's an optimal science involved, you

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know what I mean, Like,
uh, I can't think of anything like

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like a ship's uh, like a
like a propeller on a on a ship,

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you know, like the like a
regular old boat. Yeah, you

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know what I mean. You're you're
you're basically like turbine design. Uh.

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You know, why has it not
changed since its invention? It's been tweaked

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a little, but overall it's the
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it. It's because it's a simple
machine, and there's only so many simple

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machines, and simple machines work and
our physics, I just feel like,

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and then on top of it too, so you guys think about like,

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yeah, different designs, people trying
different things, like come on, I

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hate it the most and I probably
would like. I don't know if any

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of our listeners this way fucking rotary
engines, come on, fuck you.

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I'm sorry those things are the dog
shit. But why did we have to

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reinvent the wheel? But they did. It's like the wheel. The wheel

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works because it just works, and
the wheel has it's changed in materials,

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but it hasn't really changed in fundamentals. Yeah. The only thing I could

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think of is if there, if
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in actual UFO sightings and design,
then it has to mean that they're coming

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from different places, with different atmospheres
and different environments. Each one is built

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to withstand their place and ours.
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question then, right, atmosphere,
we know that atmospheric pressure is different depending

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on where you're at. We have
one atmosphere, right, how could you

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possibly build a ship somewhere else and
just get lucky enough functions in our atmosphere?

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I mean, you would have to
have collected data ahead of time,

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you would have had to somehow get
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from and and go off of the
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I like for the longest time,
I like, dude, I didn't think

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there's any aliens and the ships,
I'm like, that's probs many they're gathering

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ship, they're gathering evidence. Yeah, apparently they are also taking they're gathering

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faces off of people in Peru.
Yeah, yeah, I think I think

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it's time we dive into that.
Yeah. And then I got one special

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treat for the end of the show. So awesome. This this story is

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all over the place right now.
Uh, it's all over YouTube, it's

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all over internet for a small village
in Peru attacked by seven foot tall aliens.

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All right, and I know what
you're asking, you know, Like,

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but Denny, didn't we have seven
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I don't know, probably, But
this one is awesome because I don't know

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what's more interesting about this story tell
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well, other than the alleged fact
is that there might be aliens attacking random

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villages in Peru. Perue is long
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decades for its UFO mysteries and things
like that, Alien sightings, UFO sightings

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out the ass. What do they
call them, the Peru lines or whatever,

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the crazy lines all over placed that
all the lines of ship us about

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the Nasca lines. Yeah, is
that in Peru? I think so somebody

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was. I was reading something about
it, something something about the Peruse Perusian

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lines or something. I don't know. I've got to look it up now.

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I can't just leave that information out
there and being wrong. My favorite

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thing about this whole story is it
follows the American news formula to the tea.

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It starts off with a bunch of
people in Perue putting out videos saying,

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there's there's giant seven foot creatures aliens
attacking our towns, and you know,

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we're scared. We don't know what
to do where we you know,

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we're freaking out down here. There's
you know, there's there's people snapping pictures

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of this ship. Right, that's
one of the that's a still image from

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one of the cell phones. These
things rode around, flying on these things,

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right, whatever that is. Everybody
keeps joking that it's a green Goblin,

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right right. Okay, so that
starts a week ago or more,

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and it starts getting a little bit
of traction. People start talking about it

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on every every YouTube channel and podcast
or whatever, and then following the formula

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perfectly. Mysteries over guys. Now
the now the United States news is involved

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mysteries over guys. It's gold miners. You guys didn't hear about gold miners.

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They fly around on fucking hoverboards,
you guys. You guys didn't hear

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about that. It's a it's a
new thing. So okay, let's let's

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back up and punt on this one
a little bit. One, I was

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correct. The Nazca lines are in
Peru. Awesome, and they're also in

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a Mastodon song, so that's sweet. The other thing is is that are

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they are they trying to say that
the aliens that those people in Vegas saw

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were random gold miners? Yeah?
See, once you mind the gold though,

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you're gonna want to go gamble it, you know what I mean?

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Right? But what were they doing
in those people's backyards slash like construction business

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parking? He was riding this hoverboard. Man, he was doing sweet jumps.

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Yeah, he like the all the
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all right, so fucked up their
trajectory? Is that picture from Vegas or

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from Peru? This isn't from Peru? Okay, I was gonna say,

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we don't have that good of a
photo from there's a video clip that that

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came from where people are filming it
and freaking the fuck out. I'm like,

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I was like, I wish I
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that's just a gold miner, do
nothing to worry about. He's on

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his way to Vegas. Now are
we confirmed these are aberrant gold miners?

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Like do we have confirmation? Do
we have one in captivity? It is

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what I'm looking for. I'm just
saying like they have like some crazy technology,

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Like I thought the government is the
ones that were supposed to have this

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type of technology before anybody, but
gold miners is where it's at. Like

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I would just say about to say, uh, what was it? The

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color like it's kind of like a
brighter green, but in the Vegas video

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that what they said they soul crash
was like a like a lighter blue.

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I don't know if they change colors. I just I just wanted to throw

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that out there. I couldn't say
I mean camera. The thing that's cracking

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me up with this is like these
people are are sending out videos over and

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over again, you know, like
freaking out asking the world for for some

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kind of assistance. Please help us. There's seven foot tall fucking monsters flying

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around our village. Anybody please.
America's like, don't even worry about it.

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Sure does look like a fucking gold
miner. I really wish I had

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a zoomed out a view of that, because it's really hard to discern exactly

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what we're looking at because it does
kind of look like the green Goblin,

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right, but it also kind of
looks like somebody drew Louise from Bob's Burgers

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and green right, yeah, gold
miners. I'm just saying, man,

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you know, well, once once
we get involved up here in America,

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you don't even have an alien problem
anymore. We We're like, nah,

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man, I think it's I think
it's probably has something to do with this

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whole disclosure. They're like, hold
up, baby steps, Okay, we

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just admitted UFOs. We're not ready
for this yet, you know, give

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us time, Which is pretty funny
because uh, I actually have some other

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stuff that came out of Peru.
I don't know if you guys seen any

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I'm gonna say the link I sent
you that you started diving into. There

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was like pictures of people carrying the
guy with the face ripped off. Two,

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wasn't there. Yeah, Yeah,
I think we should definitely dive into

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that. I could see a lot
of this stuff came out of Peru,

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and apparently there was a whole big
thing about them opening that up and taking

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DNA out of it and stuff.
What the where was this and why was

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this? Uh? They claimed it
was it was a non human mummy.

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It was in Peru. Uh hold
on, uh see the Key Nights Alien

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mummies of Peru. Yeah, they
said. Some believe it's one of the

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most important fines in modern times.
They dubbed the mummy Maria. Three fingers

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on each hand that are extremely long. While mummies excite historians, usually,

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this particular fine may alter the story
of human origins forever, dating back around

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sixteen hundred years or more. Some
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race, probably gold miners. I
mean, those long, slender fingers are

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perfect for gold mining. Yeah,
you could get in there and yeah,

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yeah, I mean they're obviously not
using pick axes because I don't see a

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thumb. Yeah, fans some gold, we'll put that in my hoverboard.

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Just sad man. It's like sixteen
hundred years ago, you know, every

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bit of gold you could get together
to buy a hoverboard was probably important.

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That's that's fair. The Peru alien
thing is another one that's been kind of

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It started off with holy shit Peru
again, Holy shit, guys, we

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found this alien mummy with three fingers. For a while, it was a

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big story, you know, it
kind of kept coming out, it kept

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popping up whatever, and then we
get involved. There's a there's a pattern

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here if you're not picking it up. We get involved and we're like,

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it's gold miners. Gold miners,
don't even more about it. Swamp gas

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and they're like literally scientists holding this
mummy like this isn't weird to you,

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guys, Like that's not weird.
This is weird to us, And we

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found it in our own home,
you know, and we're like, don't

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even work about it, not a
big deal. So we're gonna leave that

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body though. We're gonna even take
that, are we? Gold miner explaining

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the guys that are getting their faces
ripped off, like did they have like

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a gold piercings. I feel like
what probably happened there, I'm I learned

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a lot from my government in my
United States news here. I feel like

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what happened is is the aliens were
actually investigating a series of mysterious occurrences and

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they found the guy who was responsible, and they went to take his mask

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off to it to they fucking Scooby
Dubty. Yeah, they were trying to

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like expose he was the real villain, and he's like a damn, you're

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gold miners. Let's see who's behind
this kind of got away with it?

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Two of for you meddling gold miners. You damn seven foot gold miners on

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your hoverboards, always getting into my
business? Yeah right, you ever noticed

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That's lately the cover ups are just
as fucking ridiculous as the story in the

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beginning. Pretty soon we're gonna be
like, there's gonna be a news story

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and they're gonna be like, guys, we have aliens, we have contact,

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and we're gonna be like, thank
fucking God, man, thank you,

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because I couldn't handle another gold miner
story, right, I mean,

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it's you know, it's even really
difficult to tell the difference between what is

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actually being pumped out in the news
and a story from somebody like the Onion.

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What if what if the news has
been under this AI think for like

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the last decade or so, like
we ran out of news and they're just

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creating a making AI news, like
just spitting it out, you know,

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I mean, I wholeheartedly believe that
there's something they would do. I know,

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the fucking other man's doing that,
right. I know for a fact

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that a couple of years ago,
maybe like eight years ago or so,

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somewhere in a ballpark that people on
a website called four chan were planting fake

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news stories, like creating these fake
news stories, and the news was picked

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them up and running with them.
Yeah, you know, so I would

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not be even slightly surprised if there's
so yeah, you know. Okay,

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so me back up on this one
too. Have you noticed that, like

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the news runs like almost twenty four
hours a day. Yeah, there's not

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that much fucking news. Yeah,
how could there be? There can't be.

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There can't be news. There can't
be that much. So maybe that's

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what it is. I mean,
it's really not because I mean, you

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think about it, like the weather
changes throughout the day. Sure, but

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how many news worthy events happen?
That's the thing. Like there's there's I

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wouldn't say news worthy, but there's
news. That's what I'm saying. Like

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there's news, but not as much
as you think there is. But then

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on top of it, there's like
just random stuff that's happening that people I

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guess have to know about, like
a car crash or somebody stubbed their toe

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at their local Y m c A. I don't know, like people like

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we decide what like news is like
for some odd reason, we want to

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know all this bullshit, and then
when real news actually happens, I don't

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feel like we get the full story
because everybody's like scrambling to get their room

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piece of it, or get it
there, get there first. Yeah.

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I don't know. Man, Like
the news used to not be on as

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much, like nowhere near as much, and we were you know what I

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mean. It's like, okay,
so if we have the news at ten,

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yeah, and we have the news
at eleven, probably nothing happened in

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that hour. Because that's why a
lot of times it's always a recap.

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They just keep telling the same shit
over and over. They're running out over