June 17, 2024
S418 - STRANGE SIGNALS FROM OUTER SPACE!

Strange signals and lights from deep space!
Strange signals and lights from deep space!
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Mhm alright, Hey everybody, Uh, check out the dread Excidabus, the
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new podcast we got going on.
It's scripted fiction. It's really fun.
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I've been working hard on that one
too, And we will see you soon
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on the next episode of The Kentucky
X Files. So take care of each
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other and we'll see you people.
We need we need that sound effect.
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We need that sound we need to
or the fax machine sound. Yeah.
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Yeah. Our demographic is definitely the
fax machine dial up Internet coming to you
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from fifty six K world. You'll
be getting all your information from us at
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fifty six whatever is in a second. That's kind of what it looks like
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over here on me because they keep
glitching. It's amazing. I remember,
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I mean, I know we've talked
about this more. I don't know if
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we've ever brought it up on the
show, but back when the fifty six
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K was really like hitting it right, it was like you could be on
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the Internet and you would go to
a website you hit in and you're like,
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as it just it just loads down
and you're just like, oh God
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help you. If you if you
already started reading, because if it if
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something happens and it stops loading you'll
get this so far and you're like,
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yes, do you remember the Uh
yes, that's exactly what happened to me.
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Looking at pictures of Ladies of the
Night, there's harlots if you will.
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Do you remember the commercials for the
Internet when it was like it was
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barely a thing and you would see
like somebody take their phone, accorded phone
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and put it on the modem to
make it work. Oh yeah, they
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had the dial in to get the
internet, like to get the Internet.
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Yeah. I used to know what
that was called. Uh it was that
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was half the speed of the fifty
six K. It was like twenty eight
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point eight or something. I don't
know. I didn't get the Internet in
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my house until I was like twenty
Where is that here? I'm trying to
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find a picture of one because this
is Yeah, I never had that modem.
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It was in like movies. You
remember that. You see that thing
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in movies? Yeah? Yeah,
like war games with uh, what's his
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name Matthew Broderick. Broderick said,
Matthew, Yeah, he was in he
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was in Unsolved Mysteries. Who's that
Matthew McConaughey. Was he really? That
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was one of those first acting gigs, Yeah, greenlighte. So his first
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acting gig was Days and Confused.
This is before Days shit. Yep,
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he was on a he was it
was an episode of Unsolved Mysteries. Uh,
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I just saved a picture and now
I don't he had his shirt on
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for most of it, damn.
But that's where it all started. I
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mean he was pushed by way leaving
something for the imagination he got shot and
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killed. Okay, Now, well
I had a picture of it, but
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I don't know where it's at.
So here I'll just do this. Yeah
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that one, Yeah, the old
three. It says three or seven.
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Yeah. Yeah, So that's how
it worked, like worked. You dialed
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in to get the Internet and it
sended like signals through the phone for you
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to access whatever you wanted. Could
you imagine if it was still going on
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like that, Like how many kids
are in the middle of a Fortnite game
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and accidentally bump the fucking receiver.
No, it's one of the Yeah,
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it's just like you would say,
remember back in the day when you were
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on the computer and then somebody picked
up the phone. Yeah, you're like,
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oh, yeah, the old sitting
at Dave's house downloading music and then
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the sister picks up the phone and
you know you're thirty minutes through forty five
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minute download, and yeah, well, let's be honest. I mean,
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the fifty six K opened the floodgates. Man, you can download albums,
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no fan And then you know,
what was it? What was it that
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happen? Then next the DSL modems, I guess DSL and cable modems happened
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next, and it was like,
all of a sudden, we're at one
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hundred and twenty eight and we were
like, dude, we're flying. We
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are downloading so fast. We're downloading
ourselves into the future right now. That's
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how fast we are. I just
loved when they I guess they when they
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changed when they transitioned from your traditional
phone lines to cable lines for yeah to
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get because I remember was it.
I think it was Spectrum. A guy
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was demonstrating how this was like would
work out of the commercial. He takes
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his sandwich, he's like, takes
a straw. He's like, this is
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a phone line with your internet connection. He takes half of a sandwich.
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He's like, you can't do it, It's like nothing. Then he takes
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a paper like paper towel roll and
he's like, takes a half a sandwich.
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That's your internet connection. It's like
that was really informing. Thank you.
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There's nothing like a good food and
analogy, you know. Yeah.
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I was really upset that he destroyed
half that sandwich though, Yeah, sacrificed
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that. I wonder if he ate
it afterwards. Yeah, yeah, I
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like to believe he did. I
don't know, I don't know, probably
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not, because you think we've done
what like maybe three commercials for like sponsors
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on the show total. It's like, how long it took us just to
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get three lines of dialogue rag or
whatever to make it not ridiculous That sandwich
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was probably room temperature for four hours
or more, just multiple takes. Yeah,
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so I'd like to think sandwich that
that sandwich just got thrown away and
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nobody got food poisoning. That would
be bad. Yeah, you're probably right.
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I mean this could be. I
mean, I don't know how when
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that was that happened, but I
can remember, and they've grown up in
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the eighties, you know, especially
in the early nineties, it was like,
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hey man, you dropped something on
the floor, You've got so many
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seconds to grab it and eat it. Yeah, you know, and that
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shit got pretty generous for a minute. Yeah, you know, depending on
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what it was that you dropped,
you know, Like I know, it's
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like, say you were making breakfast
and you dropped a piece of scrambled egg
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or something. You're like, yeah, ten second rule or a five second
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rule, but it's already been six
seconds. I'm gonna get and throw that
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one away. Yeah, but god
damn it, you dropped like a piece
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of Meatlover's pizza on the floor.
You give that bastard like thirty minutes if
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you had to, right, You're
like, ooh. It also depended on
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the stickiness of the itself. You
know, if it's like a potato chip
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that doesn't have any adhesive properties,
it is what it is. Go ahead
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and meat that little guy. Yeah, you know, a piece of candy
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mm hmm, not so much full
on plate of biscuits and gravy. Man.
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Yeah, I had a land on
the floor. I had an existential
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crisis one time. So I had
these blue glass plates and I had biscuits
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and gravy leftover that I was reheating, and for some reason, the plate
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exploded in the microwave. Oh shit, Yeah, it like just shattered underneath
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the biscuits and gravy. So I
love me some business gravy. And I
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was like, yeah, can I
fish out all the glass? Right?
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I had someone I had to take
about it for a minute. Yeah,
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did you end up getting all the
glass out of it? No? I
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just I figured, you know,
a perforated colon was not my ideal Sunday
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plans. I fully expected you to
be like. So a few minutes later,
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I'm eating my biscuits and gravy and
I'm right, glass out of my
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mouth. It was crazy. Biscuits
and gravy doesn't have a second rule for
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dropping it. I mean, yeah, there is just something good about biscuits
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and gravy. And it's really just
the you know, the weird thing is
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it's all the same ingredients. Yeah, it's just one's wetter than the other.
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I know, it's amazing. It's
so amazing. Well, it depends,
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I guess depends on the gravy I've
been. I've been I was making
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my gravy with flour, but now
I've been using corn stars lately and it's
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been coming out really freaking good.
Yeah. I don't know if you've ever
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used cornstars, but I just started
doing that. People are listening to this
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are probably gonna be like, well, fuck, yeah, dude, we're
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you talking about. But still it's
like, I'm I am new to it,
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you know what I mean. I
spent years of ruining gravy and now
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I feel like I'm I'm I'm good
now, and you know, it's stopped
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judging me out there. Jeez god. It's the other thing too, is
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is biscuits and gravy is such a
simple meal to eat and it doesn't look
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like it's that complicated, but both
ingredients require years of talent, yeah,
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to make it from scratch. It's
true. I know guys. I know
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guys that are in their sixties that
are like, I finally made good biscuits,
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you know. Oh yeah, yeah, I've been there for a minute.
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I haven't the last couple of weekends
because I was freaking just killed.
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But uh, there for a while, man, I was making biscuits and
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grazy like every weekend. Nice.
Yeah, yesterday I made I made it
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for everybody yesterday. It was really
good. Man. I didn't make the
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biscuits. The wife did. Speaking
Happy Father's Day, fellas Happy Father's Day,
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guys, Yeah, it is Father's
day, we're we're back to recording.
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You guys out there may have not
missed a couple of weeks there ship
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got crazy life happens, you know
how it is. I've been going for
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a long time. Josh has been
on a on a spirit yeah hiatus.
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Yeah, the uh started walking in
the wood, like he just started walking
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and he just just kept walking.
He just finally came back. That's the
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reason why his beard is so big. It's like Tom innks, Ye like
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to go back to three episodes ago
and look at Josh's beard and they compare
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it to now see how see how
much is ground, how much time has
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passed. You know, it's it's
almost it's almost to the belly button.
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Nice, You're almost able to tuck
it in. Yeah, I'm like that
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far from the belly button right now. It doesn't look like it on camera
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because you know that part's still got
black to it. You were so close
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to just literally having your own clothes, oh man, Yeah, like a
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shel Silverstein guy. Yeah, I'm
just saying, you're like, h at
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that point, like like you could
have it as a tie, like you
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put like a little when you get
a little fancy, you put the amazing.
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Yeah, I like it. The
mustache is uh getting about ridiculous though,
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Yeah, pretty substantial mustache. I
think you need to start to curl
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it. Give it the old bad
ass. Yeah. Yeah, he's immediately
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like this newish I want to He's
like a banker now, like I want
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to get. As soon as he
did that, a pipe appeared. Yeah.
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I don't know if it was like
magic or there was just a pipe
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under there somewhere, but like the
heavy Fisherman sweater and the glass of whiskey,
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like just go full on himing way
over here. Mm hmm. Yeah,
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joshing joshing way. I like it. Yeah, but that was a
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giveaway that a lot of times we
record one episode and yeah, split it
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up over a couple of weeks because
that first episode I was at a children
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with cancer benefit. It was a
car show and not more than it was
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more than just a car show.
There was a lot of stuff. There
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was silent auctions, it was raffles, food trucks, petting zoos. It
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was just like big Fair basically put
on for a girl. I'm Mazie.
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So that's why I couldn't make it
for those three episodes. And then we
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took a week off the following week, Yeah, and some stuff going on
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it was, yeah, is what
it is. Yeah, it's one of
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them things. Uh yeah, I
know. We get a little bit of
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ship sometimes from from some of the
listeners out there. I'm not going to
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drop any names, but you guys
know who you are. Where Like what
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the hell were you been? Or
you know what I mean? Or or
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when we get back to be like, oh, f shit happens? Man?
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Sorry, Yeah, I would love
to just be able to focus,
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you know, on just our creative
projects. But you know how it is.
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Life happens other plans. We still
have full time jobs. You guys
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don't listen enough for us to yeah
jobs, This is in a way,
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it's your all fault. Yeah,
you guys downloaded a lot more. Yeah,
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yeah, we could do this full
time. We could put on an
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episode every two days, but there's
just you. Yeah, that's true.
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We need more any more. I
don't know, I think, what is
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it? What is it? What's
going on out there? Huh, what's
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what's up? Explain yourselves? Why
do we still have to have jobs?
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Yeah? Oh man, so you
guys, have you guys been paying tension?
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Any weird shit? Lately, I've
seen a little bit. The only
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thing I saw that popped in was
that it was the thing I sent you
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guys about the radio signal. Dude, I was so excited. Yeah,
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that is amazing because now we have
two instances this year of weird shit coming
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from space. Do you guys remember
the lighting the lights they found? I
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don't, Okay, So they picked
up artificial light from a planet out there.
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It's the same spectrum of light that
we produced with all of our street
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lights and city lights and you know
what I mean. And they actually saw
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that same frequency of light on a
planet in the out in the deep space.
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I could probably find it. Let's
see here, artificial light on planet.
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Uh, let's see here. I
gotta find it. But yeah,
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I was so excited about that proxima
b uh. Yeah, here it says
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proximate proximate. Bee was okay,
this is this is the part that's weird,
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is uh. Not only did they
detect artificial light coming from it,
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but it came from its its dark
side, its sided away from its star,
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which is like, to me,
like what you would expect, right,
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I mean, if it's nighttime over
there, they're gonna flip on the
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goddamn lights. Right, So there
was that, and now we have the
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signal. I don't I don't think
the signals coming from the same place,
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but it's like, right, so
the signal, they they're attributing it to
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a neutron star, but they don't
understand how it could work because of the
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revolutions. Because apparently the signal it
comes in three different waves. Its bright
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flashes last between ten and fifty seconds
and have a linear polarization, which I
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really don't know exactly what that means, other I'm guessing it has to do
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with the radio waves. Yeah.
Then the next pattern is the pulses are
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weak and have a circular polarization and
only lasts three hundred and seventy milliseconds.
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And then the next state that it's
in is it misses the q Q and
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remains silent. The problem is is
that it's occurring like every fifty four minutes,
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while a neutron star spins faster than
that, because neutron stars are known
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for emitting these waves as well.
Okay, but a neutron star spins faster,
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right, Yeah, So if it's
rotating and we're picking up the ping,
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ping, ping, you know,
every time it comes around, it
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doesn't make sense for it to be
a neutron star because of the time elapse
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between. Okay, so neutron stars. When a star collapses, yeah,
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yeah, it's after a large car
dies. White dwarfs and neutron stars are
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born to the death of large stars. Okay. And the mass, the
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mass of the dying star is what
dictates whether it's a neutron or a white
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dwarf. Okay, And then okay, so I don't I just I'm like
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not up to speed on my neutron
star. Apparently information, but so it
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emits these sounds. Yeah, the
signals. Neutron stars are known for emitting
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radio waves, but they spin in
their rotation in seconds or actions of a
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second. They spend very fast,
right, yeah, whereas the signal we're
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receiving is happening every fifty four minutes. That's what doesn't make any sense to
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the scientists. Just defying physics is
if you will, all right, here's
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this for folks out there who are
as puzzled as I just was. This
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is basically the the steps, the
steps create to creating yourself a neutron star.
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You have the ingredients at home,
pretty freaking wild. I know,
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I mean, I know what people
are saying that they thought that the sounds
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were Yeah, that's that's this is
exactly what it is. Is. The
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scientists are like, well, these
things create these but the rate in which
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is happening doesn't make sense, so
nobody knows where they're coming from. Yeah,
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mhm plus okay, So I mean, what if I know it's you
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know, I go down the rabbit
hole, like, I don't care.
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I love it. It's like,
if it is someone out there sending signal,
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are they just doing what we were, what we've been doing, Yeah,
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just popping out a signal, because
then, yeah, what's what is
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our signal that we're sending out because
we were admitting one. I wonder if
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we've got almost a similar pattern.
What if this is like a calling and
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a reply or call and response type
thing, that'd be pretty cool. You
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know. Yeah, where's it at
here? Yeah? The message message sent
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in this I'm probably saying this wrong. The rs CBO message. How do
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you say this? It's basically a
signal containing seven parts the numbers one to
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ten the atomic numbers of the elements
hydrogen, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen,
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and phosphorus. Which make up doo
X, ruben, nucleid acid or DNA.
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I'm probably saying this all wrong.
Formulas of the chemical compounds that make
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up the nucleotides, estimated number of
nucleotides in the human genome in a graphic
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of the double helix, the dimension
the physical height of an average man,
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the graphic figure of a human being, and the human population of Earth,
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which was four billion at the time. The graphic of the Solar system including
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Pluto. See that Pluto is still
in nice right, They already sent the
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message, so it's like, you
can't you can't undo it now. Yeah.
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I feel like if you sent the
message out and Pluto was already in,
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that's a universal message now, so
it's like you can't pack pedal now
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right and be like, yeah,
by the way, Pluto's not a planet
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anymore. Fuck you leave Pluto alone? Right? Not? Sorry? What
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one more time? What it's not? What's not is not a planet?
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Son of bitch? Can we boot
him? You get the fuck out of
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here with that anti plue bullshit.
I'm starting a fucking what do you call
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it. I'm gonna We're gonna get
shirts made justice for Pluto. Justice.
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I like it. Let's see here, it's got a graphic of the Aricibo
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radio telescope and the physical dimensions of
it. The entire message consists of sixteen
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hundred and seventy nine binary digits approximately
two hundred and ten bytes, transmitted at
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a frequency of two three hundred and
eighty mega hurts. Holy shit, that's
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crazy, modulated by shifting the frequency
by ten herts with the power of four
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four hundred and fifty kilowatts. The
ones and zeros are transmitted by frequency shifting
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at the rate of ten bits per
second. The total broadcast is less than
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three minutes. The number sixteen hundred
and seventy nine was chosen because it it
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is a semi prime, the product
of two prime numbers to be arranged rectangularly
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as rectangularity, I can't say that
as seventy three rows by twenty three columns.
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The alternate arrangement is twenty three rows
by seventy three columns produced in unintelligible
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set of characters. So everything that
they everything that they sent is going to
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have to be just perpluto. Everything
that they sent is going to have to
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be received by a A I guess
group of beings that are on par with
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ours or beyond us in intelligence as
far as breaking down binary codes and such
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and whatnot. But I can't help
but wonders like, how many people right
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now who are adept at using their
cell phones in the internet, how many
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people could off the cuff just decode
the Morse code message? Right? I
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couldn't. Yeah, I mean if
it says S O S yeah. But
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other than that, boy scouts they're
taught, they're taught horse code. Are
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they still taught that? As far
as I know you? That'd be interesting.
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I was just thinking because it's like, what if the people that receive
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that signal are too far ahead and
they're like, what is this bunch of
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fucking GARBLEG? Is that A?
Is that a neutron star? You think,
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what what the hell is are we
getting here? You know, like,
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right, maybe they're too far ahead
of us. I wanna do you
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think that there's like there's like,
say that there's another planet with life on
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it, and they're having the same
conversations we're having right now. Like there's
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there's dickheads on like a podcast wondering
like what's out there? And we like
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we're, oh, yeah, we
got sightings again. Uh, or we're
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hearing these are real, bro,
Yeah they're real. They're like whatever,
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dude, you fucking crazy conspiracy as
motherfucker earthlings. Yeah there could be though.
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I mean it's a big place out
there right there. There absolutely could
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be like alien versions of us,
like bullshitting you know about about whether earthlinks
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are real or not. I mean, the law probability there has to be.
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What if there's a planet of Bigfoots
out there that refuse they're all skeptics.
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They will not accept that there's a
Bigfoots and they don't believe in shit
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that's clear. Like like when you
look something if it's a clear picture,
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they think it's fake because they don't
have good enough cameras. Yeah, everything
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is blurry on their planet. They're
like, you remember when we sent out,
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like, you know, fifteen twenty
bigfoots in the deep space to explore.
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I bet they didn't even find anything. Idiots. They crashed landed here
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and they're walking around all blurry.
I think you just solved it. I
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think, God, God damn it, that's the most probable. If that's
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the most probable. Yeah, and
they live for like one hundred years.
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But it was all guys yeah.
Yeah, so there's no reproduction. I
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tell you what if that's the case, that's going to hurt some of the
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I was taken by female bigfoot stories
bad news. Yeah, oh my god.
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Yeah. I still get questions about
it. I don't know if you
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guys do. I still get every
now and again, somebody will be like,
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do you guys find Bigfoot yet?
Yeah? Like yeah, man,
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he's a He'll be honest. Next
week he's we're gonna we're gonna interview him,
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you know, just put this whole
thing to bed. Yeah. I
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just hated, like every time I
tell people that I do do this,
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I talk about bigfoot, aliens and
conspiracies and all that stuff and weird shit.
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They all gravitate ah bigfoot. Yeah, like Tyler over here talks about
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Bigfoot, he believes Bigfoot. I
was like, I don't only talk about
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bigfoot likes. It happened for a
little bit, and when people would make
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fun of me, I'd be like, you obviously don't listen to the show.
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Yeah yeah, I know. Once
when I hear that shit, I'm
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like, yeah, you're not.
I guess you're not a listener. If
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you listen to us, you realize
that we don't actually go looking we should
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we should go, but we already
talked. We we literally came up with
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this idea a couple of years ago
where we were like, dude, we
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should go. We should like go
to some of these spots and like camp
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out. And we instantly realized that
all we were doing was planning a camping
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trip with a lot of food and
beer. Yeah, and it was like
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wait a minute, So that right
there corrupted us as far as being dependable
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investigators for Bigfoot, because yeah,
we're going to be eating a bunch of
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food and just drunk. Yeah,
we were just going to be cooking,
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camping and drinking. And yeah,
it still sounds great. Yeah, it's
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still sounds great, but yeah,
I feel like that's good content right there.
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We just be live stream and then
we're just walking around the woods like
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falling, Like dude, we lost
Tyler. I he's either like or he
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fell down. He fell down?
Well a crevass. Yeah, a crevass.
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Where the fuck are we going,
cap because those things, those things
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exist where it's cold, like real
cold. I don't know, but my
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brain instantly went to like, there's
crevasses and quicksand that's that's it, quicksand
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everywhere, never gonna I'm never gonna
forget the lessons of my youth. Yeah,
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born in the eighties. Quicksand and
stop drop and roll. Yeah,
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do we have confirmation on stop dropping
roll? Does it actually work? Yes?
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It does? Does it work?
Okay, so that one was okay,
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just a quicksand thing? Your smell
it. Yeah, I've actually stopped
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dropped it rolled though you're about to
say, I have pop locked and dropped
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it pop locked and dropped enrolled.
Yeah, I have participated in the stop
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drop and roll and it does.
It does work? Do you guys remember
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happen to get under the desk?
There's big ass desk in grade school?
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Yeah. I don't even know if
there's those desks were still around now,
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but they probably should be because you
could they've double for a boat anchor.
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Yeah. Oh yeah, like I
think they still do, like for like
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science classes. Yeah, because that's
where I remember seeing them. I bet
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I could pull this up. But
this was a desk. It was a
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sleeping surface and a storm shelter.
Yeah, so really just need one of
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those and you have yeah, go
out in the woods you live forever.
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From the eighties, Oh my god,
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Mhm alright, Hey everybody, Uh, check out the dread Excidabus, the
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new podcast we got going on.
It's scripted fiction. It's really fun.
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I've been working hard on that one
too, And we will see you soon
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on the next episode of The Kentucky
X Files. So take care of each
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other and we'll see you people.
We need we need that sound effect.
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We need that sound we need to
or the fax machine sound. Yeah.
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Yeah. Our demographic is definitely the
fax machine dial up Internet coming to you
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from fifty six K world. You'll
be getting all your information from us at
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fifty six whatever is in a second. That's kind of what it looks like
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over here on me because they keep
glitching. It's amazing. I remember,
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I mean, I know we've talked
about this more. I don't know if
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we've ever brought it up on the
show, but back when the fifty six
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K was really like hitting it right, it was like you could be on
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the Internet and you would go to
a website you hit in and you're like,
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as it just it just loads down
and you're just like, oh God
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help you. If you if you
already started reading, because if it if
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something happens and it stops loading you'll
get this so far and you're like,
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yes, do you remember the Uh
yes, that's exactly what happened to me.
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Looking at pictures of Ladies of the
Night, there's harlots if you will.
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Do you remember the commercials for the
Internet when it was like it was
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barely a thing and you would see
like somebody take their phone, accorded phone
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and put it on the modem to
make it work. Oh yeah, they
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had the dial in to get the
internet, like to get the Internet.
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Yeah. I used to know what
that was called. Uh it was that
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was half the speed of the fifty
six K. It was like twenty eight
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point eight or something. I don't
know. I didn't get the Internet in
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my house until I was like twenty
Where is that here? I'm trying to
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find a picture of one because this
is Yeah, I never had that modem.
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It was in like movies. You
remember that. You see that thing
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in movies? Yeah? Yeah,
like war games with uh, what's his
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name Matthew Broderick. Broderick said,
Matthew, Yeah, he was in he
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was in Unsolved Mysteries. Who's that
Matthew McConaughey. Was he really? That
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was one of those first acting gigs, Yeah, greenlighte. So his first
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acting gig was Days and Confused.
This is before Days shit. Yep,
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he was on a he was it
was an episode of Unsolved Mysteries. Uh,
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I just saved a picture and now
I don't he had his shirt on
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for most of it, damn.
But that's where it all started. I
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mean he was pushed by way leaving
something for the imagination he got shot and
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killed. Okay, Now, well
I had a picture of it, but
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I don't know where it's at.
So here I'll just do this. Yeah
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that one, Yeah, the old
three. It says three or seven.
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Yeah. Yeah, So that's how
it worked, like worked. You dialed
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in to get the Internet and it
sended like signals through the phone for you
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to access whatever you wanted. Could
you imagine if it was still going on
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like that, Like how many kids
are in the middle of a Fortnite game
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and accidentally bump the fucking receiver.
No, it's one of the Yeah,
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it's just like you would say,
remember back in the day when you were
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on the computer and then somebody picked
up the phone. Yeah, you're like,
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oh, yeah, the old sitting
at Dave's house downloading music and then
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the sister picks up the phone and
you know you're thirty minutes through forty five
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minute download, and yeah, well, let's be honest. I mean,
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the fifty six K opened the floodgates. Man, you can download albums,
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no fan And then you know,
what was it? What was it that
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happen? Then next the DSL modems, I guess DSL and cable modems happened
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next, and it was like,
all of a sudden, we're at one
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hundred and twenty eight and we were
like, dude, we're flying. We
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are downloading so fast. We're downloading
ourselves into the future right now. That's
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how fast we are. I just
loved when they I guess they when they
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changed when they transitioned from your traditional
phone lines to cable lines for yeah to
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I think it was Spectrum. A guy
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was demonstrating how this was like would
work out of the commercial. He takes
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his sandwich, he's like, takes
a straw. He's like, this is
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a phone line with your internet connection. He takes half of a sandwich.
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He's like, you can't do it, It's like nothing. Then he takes
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a paper like paper towel roll and
he's like, takes a half a sandwich.
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That's your internet connection. It's like
that was really informing. Thank you.
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There's nothing like a good food and
analogy, you know. Yeah.
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I was really upset that he destroyed
half that sandwich though, Yeah, sacrificed
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that. I wonder if he ate
it afterwards. Yeah, yeah, I
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like to believe he did. I
don't know, I don't know, probably
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not, because you think we've done
what like maybe three commercials for like sponsors
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on the show total. It's like, how long it took us just to
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get three lines of dialogue rag or
whatever to make it not ridiculous That sandwich
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was probably room temperature for four hours
or more, just multiple takes. Yeah,
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so I'd like to think sandwich that
that sandwich just got thrown away and
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nobody got food poisoning. That would
be bad. Yeah, you're probably right.
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I mean this could be. I
mean, I don't know how when
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that was that happened, but I
can remember, and they've grown up in
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the eighties, you know, especially
in the early nineties, it was like,
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hey man, you dropped something on
the floor, You've got so many
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seconds to grab it and eat it. Yeah, you know, and that
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shit got pretty generous for a minute. Yeah, you know, depending on
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what it was that you dropped,
you know, Like I know, it's
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like, say you were making breakfast
and you dropped a piece of scrambled egg
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or something. You're like, yeah, ten second rule or a five second
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rule, but it's already been six
seconds. I'm gonna get and throw that
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one away. Yeah, but god
damn it, you dropped like a piece
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of Meatlover's pizza on the floor.
You give that bastard like thirty minutes if
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you had to, right, You're
like, ooh. It also depended on
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the stickiness of the itself. You
know, if it's like a potato chip
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that doesn't have any adhesive properties,
it is what it is. Go ahead
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and meat that little guy. Yeah, you know, a piece of candy
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mm hmm, not so much full
on plate of biscuits and gravy. Man.
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the floor. I had an existential
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crisis one time. So I had
these blue glass plates and I had biscuits
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and gravy leftover that I was reheating, and for some reason, the plate
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exploded in the microwave. Oh shit, Yeah, it like just shattered underneath
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the biscuits and gravy. So I
love me some business gravy. And I
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was like, yeah, can I
fish out all the glass? Right?
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I had someone I had to take
about it for a minute. Yeah,
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did you end up getting all the
glass out of it? No? I
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just I figured, you know,
a perforated colon was not my ideal Sunday
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plans. I fully expected you to
be like. So a few minutes later,
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I'm eating my biscuits and gravy and
I'm right, glass out of my
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mouth. It was crazy. Biscuits
and gravy doesn't have a second rule for
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dropping it. I mean, yeah, there is just something good about biscuits
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and gravy. And it's really just
the you know, the weird thing is
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it's all the same ingredients. Yeah, it's just one's wetter than the other.
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I know, it's amazing. It's
so amazing. Well, it depends,
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I guess depends on the gravy I've
been. I've been I was making
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my gravy with flour, but now
I've been using corn stars lately and it's
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been coming out really freaking good.
Yeah. I don't know if you've ever
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used cornstars, but I just started
doing that. People are listening to this
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are probably gonna be like, well, fuck, yeah, dude, we're
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you talking about. But still it's
like, I'm I am new to it,
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you know what I mean. I
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I feel like I'm I'm I'm good
now, and you know, it's stopped
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judging me out there. Jeez god. It's the other thing too, is
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is biscuits and gravy is such a
simple meal to eat and it doesn't look
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like it's that complicated, but both
ingredients require years of talent, yeah,
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to make it from scratch. It's
true. I know guys. I know
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guys that are in their sixties that
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you know. Oh yeah, yeah, I've been there for a minute.
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I haven't the last couple of weekends
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But uh, there for a while, man, I was making biscuits and
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grazy like every weekend. Nice.
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for everybody yesterday. It was really
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biscuits. The wife did. Speaking
Happy Father's Day, fellas Happy Father's Day,
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guys, Yeah, it is Father's
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You guys out there may have not
missed a couple of weeks there ship
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got crazy life happens, you know
how it is. I've been going for
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a long time. Josh has been
on a on a spirit yeah hiatus.
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the wood, like he just started walking
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and he just just kept walking.
He just finally came back. That's the
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reason why his beard is so big. It's like Tom innks, Ye like
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to go back to three episodes ago
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it to now see how see how
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passed. You know, it's it's
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Nice, You're almost able to tuck
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far from the belly button right now. It doesn't look like it on camera
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because you know that part's still got
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to just literally having your own clothes, oh man, Yeah, like a
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shel Silverstein guy. Yeah, I'm
just saying, you're like, h at
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that point, like like you could
have it as a tie, like you
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put like a little when you get
a little fancy, you put the amazing.
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Yeah, I like it. The
mustache is uh getting about ridiculous though,
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think you need to start to curl
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it. Give it the old bad
ass. Yeah. Yeah, he's immediately
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like this newish I want to He's
like a banker now, like I want
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to get. As soon as he
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I don't know if it was like
magic or there was just a pipe
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under there somewhere, but like the
heavy Fisherman sweater and the glass of whiskey,
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like just go full on himing way
over here. Mm hmm. Yeah,
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joshing joshing way. I like it. Yeah, but that was a
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giveaway that a lot of times we
record one episode and yeah, split it
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up over a couple of weeks because
that first episode I was at a children
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with cancer benefit. It was a
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more than just a car show.
There was a lot of stuff. There
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was silent auctions, it was raffles, food trucks, petting zoos. It
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was just like big Fair basically put
on for a girl. I'm Mazie.
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So that's why I couldn't make it
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took a week off the following week, Yeah, and some stuff going on
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it was, yeah, is what
it is. Yeah, it's one of
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them things. Uh yeah, I
know. We get a little bit of
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ship sometimes from from some of the
listeners out there. I'm not going to
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drop any names, but you guys
know who you are. Where Like what
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the hell were you been? Or
you know what I mean? Or or
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when we get back to be like, oh, f shit happens? Man?
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Sorry, Yeah, I would love
to just be able to focus,
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you know, on just our creative
projects. But you know how it is.
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Life happens other plans. We still
have full time jobs. You guys
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don't listen enough for us to yeah
jobs, This is in a way,
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it's your all fault. Yeah,
you guys downloaded a lot more. Yeah,
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yeah, we could do this full
time. We could put on an
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episode every two days, but there's
just you. Yeah, that's true.
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We need more any more. I
don't know, I think, what is
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it? What is it? What's
going on out there? Huh, what's
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what's up? Explain yourselves? Why
do we still have to have jobs?
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Yeah? Oh man, so you
guys, have you guys been paying tension?
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Any weird shit? Lately, I've
seen a little bit. The only
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thing I saw that popped in was
that it was the thing I sent you
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guys about the radio signal. Dude, I was so excited. Yeah,
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that is amazing because now we have
two instances this year of weird shit coming
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from space. Do you guys remember
the lighting the lights they found? I
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don't, Okay, So they picked
up artificial light from a planet out there.
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It's the same spectrum of light that
we produced with all of our street
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lights and city lights and you know
what I mean. And they actually saw
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that same frequency of light on a
planet in the out in the deep space.
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I could probably find it. Let's
see here, artificial light on planet.
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Uh, let's see here. I
gotta find it. But yeah,
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I was so excited about that proxima
b uh. Yeah, here it says
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proximate proximate. Bee was okay,
this is this is the part that's weird,
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is uh. Not only did they
detect artificial light coming from it,
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but it came from its its dark
side, its sided away from its star,
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which is like, to me,
like what you would expect, right,
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I mean, if it's nighttime over
there, they're gonna flip on the
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goddamn lights. Right, So there
was that, and now we have the
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signal. I don't I don't think
the signals coming from the same place,
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but it's like, right, so
the signal, they they're attributing it to
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a neutron star, but they don't
understand how it could work because of the
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revolutions. Because apparently the signal it
comes in three different waves. Its bright
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flashes last between ten and fifty seconds
and have a linear polarization, which I
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really don't know exactly what that means, other I'm guessing it has to do
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with the radio waves. Yeah.
Then the next pattern is the pulses are
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weak and have a circular polarization and
only lasts three hundred and seventy milliseconds.
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And then the next state that it's
in is it misses the q Q and
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remains silent. The problem is is
that it's occurring like every fifty four minutes,
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while a neutron star spins faster than
that, because neutron stars are known
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for emitting these waves as well.
Okay, but a neutron star spins faster,
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right, Yeah, So if it's
rotating and we're picking up the ping,
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ping, ping, you know,
every time it comes around, it
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doesn't make sense for it to be
a neutron star because of the time elapse
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between. Okay, so neutron stars. When a star collapses, yeah,
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yeah, it's after a large car
dies. White dwarfs and neutron stars are
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born to the death of large stars. Okay. And the mass, the
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mass of the dying star is what
dictates whether it's a neutron or a white
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dwarf. Okay, And then okay, so I don't I just I'm like
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not up to speed on my neutron
star. Apparently information, but so it
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emits these sounds. Yeah, the
signals. Neutron stars are known for emitting
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radio waves, but they spin in
their rotation in seconds or actions of a
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second. They spend very fast,
right, yeah, whereas the signal we're
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receiving is happening every fifty four minutes. That's what doesn't make any sense to
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the scientists. Just defying physics is
if you will, all right, here's
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this for folks out there who are
as puzzled as I just was. This
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is basically the the steps, the
steps create to creating yourself a neutron star.
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You have the ingredients at home,
pretty freaking wild. I know,
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I mean, I know what people
are saying that they thought that the sounds
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were Yeah, that's that's this is
exactly what it is. Is. The
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scientists are like, well, these
things create these but the rate in which
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is happening doesn't make sense, so
nobody knows where they're coming from. Yeah,
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mhm plus okay, So I mean, what if I know it's you
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know, I go down the rabbit
hole, like, I don't care.
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I love it. It's like,
if it is someone out there sending signal,
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are they just doing what we were, what we've been doing, Yeah,
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just popping out a signal, because
then, yeah, what's what is
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our signal that we're sending out because
we were admitting one. I wonder if
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we've got almost a similar pattern.
What if this is like a calling and
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a reply or call and response type
thing, that'd be pretty cool. You
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know. Yeah, where's it at
here? Yeah? The message message sent
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in this I'm probably saying this wrong. The rs CBO message. How do
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you say this? It's basically a
signal containing seven parts the numbers one to
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ten the atomic numbers of the elements
hydrogen, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen,
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and phosphorus. Which make up doo
X, ruben, nucleid acid or DNA.
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I'm probably saying this all wrong.
Formulas of the chemical compounds that make
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up the nucleotides, estimated number of
nucleotides in the human genome in a graphic
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of the double helix, the dimension
the physical height of an average man,
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the graphic figure of a human being, and the human population of Earth,
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which was four billion at the time. The graphic of the Solar system including
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Pluto. See that Pluto is still
in nice right, They already sent the
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message, so it's like, you
can't you can't undo it now. Yeah.
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I feel like if you sent the
message out and Pluto was already in,
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that's a universal message now, so
it's like you can't pack pedal now
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right and be like, yeah,
by the way, Pluto's not a planet
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anymore. Fuck you leave Pluto alone? Right? Not? Sorry? What
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one more time? What it's not? What's not is not a planet?
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Son of bitch? Can we boot
him? You get the fuck out of
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here with that anti plue bullshit.
I'm starting a fucking what do you call
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it. I'm gonna We're gonna get
shirts made justice for Pluto. Justice.
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I like it. Let's see here, it's got a graphic of the Aricibo
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radio telescope and the physical dimensions of
it. The entire message consists of sixteen
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hundred and seventy nine binary digits approximately
two hundred and ten bytes, transmitted at
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a frequency of two three hundred and
eighty mega hurts. Holy shit, that's
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crazy, modulated by shifting the frequency
by ten herts with the power of four
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four hundred and fifty kilowatts. The
ones and zeros are transmitted by frequency shifting
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at the rate of ten bits per
second. The total broadcast is less than
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three minutes. The number sixteen hundred
and seventy nine was chosen because it it
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is a semi prime, the product
of two prime numbers to be arranged rectangularly
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as rectangularity, I can't say that
as seventy three rows by twenty three columns.
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The alternate arrangement is twenty three rows
by seventy three columns produced in unintelligible
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set of characters. So everything that
they everything that they sent is going to
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have to be just perpluto. Everything
that they sent is going to have to
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be received by a A I guess
group of beings that are on par with
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ours or beyond us in intelligence as
far as breaking down binary codes and such
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and whatnot. But I can't help
but wonders like, how many people right
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now who are adept at using their
cell phones in the internet, how many
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people could off the cuff just decode
the Morse code message? Right? I
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couldn't. Yeah, I mean if
it says S O S yeah. But
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other than that, boy scouts they're
taught, they're taught horse code. Are
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they still taught that? As far
as I know you? That'd be interesting.
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I was just thinking because it's like, what if the people that receive
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that signal are too far ahead and
they're like, what is this bunch of
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fucking GARBLEG? Is that A?
Is that a neutron star? You think,
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what what the hell is are we
getting here? You know, like,
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right, maybe they're too far ahead
of us. I wanna do you
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think that there's like there's like,
say that there's another planet with life on
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it, and they're having the same
conversations we're having right now. Like there's
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there's dickheads on like a podcast wondering
like what's out there? And we like
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we're, oh, yeah, we
got sightings again. Uh, or we're
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hearing these are real, bro,
Yeah they're real. They're like whatever,
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dude, you fucking crazy conspiracy as
motherfucker earthlings. Yeah there could be though.
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I mean it's a big place out
there right there. There absolutely could
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be like alien versions of us,
like bullshitting you know about about whether earthlinks
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are real or not. I mean, the law probability there has to be.
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What if there's a planet of Bigfoots
out there that refuse they're all skeptics.
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They will not accept that there's a
Bigfoots and they don't believe in shit
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that's clear. Like like when you
look something if it's a clear picture,
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they think it's fake because they don't
have good enough cameras. Yeah, everything
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is blurry on their planet. They're
like, you remember when we sent out,
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like, you know, fifteen twenty
bigfoots in the deep space to explore.
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I bet they didn't even find anything. Idiots. They crashed landed here
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and they're walking around all blurry.
I think you just solved it. I
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think, God, God damn it, that's the most probable. If that's
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the most probable. Yeah, and
they live for like one hundred years.
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But it was all guys yeah.
Yeah, so there's no reproduction. I
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tell you what if that's the case, that's going to hurt some of the
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I was taken by female bigfoot stories
bad news. Yeah, oh my god.
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Yeah. I still get questions about
it. I don't know if you
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guys do. I still get every
now and again, somebody will be like,
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do you guys find Bigfoot yet?
Yeah? Like yeah, man,
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he's a He'll be honest. Next
week he's we're gonna we're gonna interview him,
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you know, just put this whole
thing to bed. Yeah. I
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just hated, like every time I
tell people that I do do this,
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I talk about bigfoot, aliens and
conspiracies and all that stuff and weird shit.
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They all gravitate ah bigfoot. Yeah, like Tyler over here talks about
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Bigfoot, he believes Bigfoot. I
was like, I don't only talk about
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bigfoot likes. It happened for a
little bit, and when people would make
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fun of me, I'd be like, you obviously don't listen to the show.
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Yeah yeah, I know. Once
when I hear that shit, I'm
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like, yeah, you're not.
I guess you're not a listener. If
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you listen to us, you realize
that we don't actually go looking we should
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we should go, but we already
talked. We we literally came up with
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this idea a couple of years ago
where we were like, dude, we
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should go. We should like go
to some of these spots and like camp
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out. And we instantly realized that
all we were doing was planning a camping
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trip with a lot of food and
beer. Yeah, and it was like
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wait a minute, So that right
there corrupted us as far as being dependable
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investigators for Bigfoot, because yeah,
we're going to be eating a bunch of
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food and just drunk. Yeah,
we were just going to be cooking,
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camping and drinking. And yeah,
it still sounds great. Yeah, it's
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still sounds great, but yeah,
I feel like that's good content right there.
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We just be live stream and then
we're just walking around the woods like
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falling, Like dude, we lost
Tyler. I he's either like or he
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fell down. He fell down?
Well a crevass. Yeah, a crevass.
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Where the fuck are we going,
cap because those things, those things
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exist where it's cold, like real
cold. I don't know, but my
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brain instantly went to like, there's
crevasses and quicksand that's that's it, quicksand
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everywhere, never gonna I'm never gonna
forget the lessons of my youth. Yeah,
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born in the eighties. Quicksand and
stop drop and roll. Yeah,
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do we have confirmation on stop dropping
roll? Does it actually work? Yes?
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It does? Does it work?
Okay, so that one was okay,
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just a quicksand thing? Your smell
it. Yeah, I've actually stopped
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dropped it rolled though you're about to
say, I have pop locked and dropped
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it pop locked and dropped enrolled.
Yeah, I have participated in the stop
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drop and roll and it does.
It does work? Do you guys remember
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happen to get under the desk?
There's big ass desk in grade school?
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Yeah. I don't even know if
there's those desks were still around now,
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but they probably should be because you
could they've double for a boat anchor.
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Yeah. Oh yeah, like I
think they still do, like for like
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science classes. Yeah, because that's
where I remember seeing them. I bet
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I could pull this up. But
this was a desk. It was a
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sleeping surface and a storm shelter.
Yeah, so really just need one of
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those and you have yeah, go
out in the woods you live forever.
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From the eighties, Oh my god,










