May 29, 2024

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All right, hey everybody. Uh, check out the dread Ecidabus, the

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new podcast we got going on.
It's scripted fiction. It's really fun.

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I've been working hard on that one
too, And we will see you soon

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on the next episode of the Kentucky
X Files. So take care of each

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other and we'll see you. People
going tell me this isn't real. Yeah,

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And I'm like looking at like,
that's that's not real. That's fake.

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It's totally fake. You can you
can tell that you could see it.

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But I feel like in a few
years from now, it's a few

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years from now, it's gonna it's
gonna get crazy. Yeah, just the

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ship we do with the Excitibus.
I mean I notice and recognize more AI

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voices now than I ever have before
because we employed them on the Excitabus.

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Yeah, like, what do you
see this cat? Yeah? Okay,

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Yeah, So I just thought you
had a ghost in your house. Yeah,

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yeah, I should start selling the
narrative of that. You should be

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able there she is that's my ghost, a little orange menace. Uh but

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yeah, no, it's I was
like listening to one of these AI ads

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that popped up and it was literally
a voice that we've used on a story

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mm hm, And I was dying
laughing because I like, what the ship

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man that's you know it was It
was literally like a prom like a prominent

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voice we used like uh it was
like I think it was actually doctor Harold.

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It's like the same voice, and
I was like, oh my god,

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this ship's out of hand, like
this is no I uh know.

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When we first started using it,
I noticed a lot of the uh.

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There's two main voices that people use
for these uh they do overdubs for like

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uh, I know some people like
read stories from people like uh oh I

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caught my wife cheating on me,
and they have just random gameplay or just

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random videos in the background, but
they use that to read the whole thing.

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So crazy. Oh yeah, I
recognize the is that that those are

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the stories where it gets all the
way to the end and then it cuts

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off and you never really get to
know what happened. Well if you uh

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sometimes if you click on the the
whatever, I because I usually hear this

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stuff, like when I go through
Instagram reels. Yeah, if you go

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to the actual Instagram page, they
have multiple so they you you'll find whichever

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video like because it normally says part
one and then part two, Part three,

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four four. You'll get to the
end. But then but that's like

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how they get you. Yeah,
they just get you with Yeah, keep

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on keep on clicking, keep on
going, keep on clicking, like once

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they get the interaction, that's that, that's that's the bread and butter.

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That like we like, we know, we know, we've seen it like

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for like we're trying to see it
firsthand, like like the dominate. Everybody

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says cash is king like back in
the day, but now clicks are king.

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Clicks Yeah, clicks are king.
Yeah, we should name this,

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we should name this episode something like
enticing. Yeah, you'll never believe what

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we discovered. I thought we did
this all ray, Yeah, we we

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do. But every time it's it
actually doesn't really work. But yeah,

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god damn it. One of these
days it will. You listen to this,

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You will win a million dollars.
Don't say that, Okay, Somebody

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like, hey, you promised us
a million dollars. No, I said

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you might win a million dollars.
I didn't say it would be us that

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gave it to you. Yeah,
it's all about the fine print, folks,

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the fine print, you know.
Yeah, so I know I have

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I have spoken with a few people
that followed this show mm hmm, and

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there's a consensus. There's a consensus
out there that we don't talk about enough

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stuff anymore. How do you feel
about that time I said, we don't

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really talk about it. They miss
it. I don't know. That's that's

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something that I know we've changed.
Uh. I feel like after four well

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going on full four seasons, I
don't know how I feel about it.

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I I feel like the narrative has
changed a lot for us. It's because

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of the fact that there are a
lot of fakes out there, and it's

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sometimes it's really like I want to
say, yeah, most of the times,

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yeah, it's frustrating. And what
I hate the most about it is

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the people that we've talked to,
the ones that are so genuine, like

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you can hear it in their voice
that they saw something messed up or they

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experienced something spooky. It it doesn't
like it diminishes their story because of all

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these people trying to get the clicks
on this, h on this on these

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platforms. And that's where I like, I get frustrated. I get I

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get I get tired of talking about
it anymore. I like to talk.

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I would like to talk about,
uh, like real things, things that

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are actually happening that we can actually
sit there and discuss, like maybe not

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fix it, but like I don't
think we could fix it, but yeah,

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uh, I just the only we
can't fix this, Like we're in

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the age of technology that is literally
shoving ship down our throats. Yeah,

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but that's how that that's how it
is. Yeah, I agree. I

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mean I miss I miss the spooky
story worries and you know, people telling

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us this weird ship they've seen.
I miss all that a lot. And

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I agree with the folks that I've
spoken with about it, you know,

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like, yeah, I would love
nothing more than to go back to that.

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But it's just not there, and
that it's narrowing. It's like it's

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not like it's it's not getting better, it's getting more convoluted, and it's

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like the Bigfoot thing. I'm sorry, but the Bigfoot thing is is it's

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out of hand big time, and
I don't even know what to do with

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that mess. Like I'm holy shit, you know, cryptids things like that.

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I think the problem with cryptids is
they like cryptids is is a fucking

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awesome topic and there is a lot
of really interesting ship, but it's dominated

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with bake Foot fucking uh dog Man
and all in that ship where it's like

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actual cryptids like the Diyala scene.
Mhm, No, that should be huge

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news. It's not. But there's
so many fakes that no one wants to

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give it at the time of day, you know, And it's very frustrating

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for for like our little show,
because we're like we want to go through

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this ship too, but god damn, it's fatiguing, like it it's rag.

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It wears you out trying to trying
to get through this mess, you

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know. The UFO thing, I'd
love to be more into, but I

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still don't know like where to even
begin. Like I'm like, I want

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to go and like go to a
UFO convention and just start talking to people

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and just see about getting you know, some contacts together, and like like,

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hey, you know, come on
here and tell us some ship,

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tell us about some stuff you've seen
and her experience, you know, and

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take us through you know. I
really want to start that, you know,

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at some point, but again,
I don't have a word to freaking

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begin. Dude. This is a
massive topic and for the most part,

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they they lead with their footage.
Like they don't start in with like,

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man, I've seen it. They
start in with, dude, look at

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this, tell me what that is. And you're sitting there like, dude,

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what the hell is that? Like
holy shit? You know, So

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I want to get into that,
like I want to I want to be

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more involved with that and let's see
what we can see, what we can

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discover, you know. But the
same thing applies to that too, because

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remember that whole thing that was going
on in uh Las Vegas. I think

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so remember the guy saw a footoll
alien? He like they said that because

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that blue streak in the sky that
was never explain Now it's dark like dark

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thirty on this ship. Yeah,
where like where's the where's the follow up

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on this stuff? Like it's it's
crazy how much stuff will come and go

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in the alien topic, especially especially
with the whole disclosure videos. We did

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like almost a whole episode on that. Uh uh what was it the that

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that hearing that happened with all the
whistleblowers and now I don't hear anything about

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it. I and I think I
brought this up a while back ago.

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I was like, I miss I
missed when aliens were cool. Right,

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yeah, so and I think that's
I think that's you just got me.

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Uh, here's the turning. That's
that's say wrong one, hang on,

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that's a that's a that's us monster
piece. It actually happened. Yeah,

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yeah, go go check that out, guys. It was real. It

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was a lot of fun. It
was a lot of fun. Uh.

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I Still the best part of seeing
that on Seven Kings was, uh that

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ending, the ending riff. I
like, I feel like for the most

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part you were just jamming along,
but you loved that ending, like,

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oh yeah you actually I saw you
get into it. It was awesome.

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Sorry, Okay, let's go back
to the look at Okay, this is

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back from the Las Vegas thing,
and there it is. Yeah. Yeah,

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and they got it off of like
other body cams people in ring doors

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at the same exact time from different
areas. So this was something in the

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air that a unidentified object. So
that's pretty crazy. Yeah. I wonder

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like because they said that they saw
the thing standing in their backyard, I

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wonder, like, God, man, if we could have just got a

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glimpse of it, you know,
just seen it. What is it?

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It's like, But that's the thing
too. What I thought was crazy.

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This, uh, the believable likeness
of it, like because I said it

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caught it on multiple cameras, the
thing in the sky. So I'm already

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intrigued. This something weird in the
sky. Now it's saying a crash landed

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or somewhere an adjacent vacant lot and
was in somebody's backyard. Right. This

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changes a lot of narratives of what
people depict alien ass like they I've heard

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the little grays and all this,
like they're always like tiny, then they

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have big heads and stuff like that
little green men. Remember the whole Hopkinsville

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or like our Kentucky fait that's same
thing, little like kind of look like

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kind of like Grenlin style like creatures. This is a tall version. This

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is nine foot tall. Like that
is crazy. So now what I'm like

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trying to say is like, Okay, this is changing the narrative. Maybe

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this has some weight to it.
That's why I'm saying because a lot of

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these like small alien things that people
keep saying that they sold back in the

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day. I keep thinking that people
are just projecting that because they've seen it

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in movies and stuff and like reading
comic books. But this is a different

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take on that because like, uh, the only giant alien I've ever really

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like seen in movies like the Engineers, Yeah, like those are those are

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giants? Uh maybe uh what was
that mission to Mars? Oh yeah,

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yeah, I remember that one,
Like those had like giant aliens like kind

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of the cone like almost like a
kind of a conehead style. So that's

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why I'm like, you just don't
hear that a lot when you like see

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somebody says that they've seen aliens or
that one the one famous like UFO story

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that we talked about where a guy
him and his buddies uh went uh,

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I don't know if they were hunting
or something that was back in the day,

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and one of the guys goes missing
and they actually thought that the friends,

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because they didn't really like each other, they thought they killed Yeah Travis

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Walton, they thought hell like,
they thought they killed him. And then

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later he comes back, but he's
described the aliens more like mantises, like

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the head of a mantis. Yeah. Still still to this day, man,

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he's he Travis Walton has never been
caught in any kind of contradiction.

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Like still to this day, the
story is exactly the same consistency. Yeah,

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either he's a maniacal fucking bastard that's
like whatever, or he experienced something.

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I was talking to a guy was
riding with about about the probabilities of

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of them being out there, you
know, and uh, I was like,

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yeah, it's like it's kind of
depressing though, if you think about

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it. He's like what I'm like, Well, the highest probabilities now lie

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in the zoo theory and the dead
universe theory, and neither one of those

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bodes well. If it's the zoo
theory, we're just entertainment. They're just

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swinging in to take a look at
this, you know, stupid human things

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that you know, do lots of
dumb things. Or the dying universe,

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which means that life has been has
come and went, you know, in

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countless forms throughout the last you know, fourteen billion years, and this is

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the tail end of it. So
we're late comers to it, you know.

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And the reason they don't interferre is
because it means that life is very

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rare. Yeah, you know,
so it's like either way it goes,

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it's kind of depressing, you know. It's it's a sad scenario, you

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know what I mean. I don't
know though, I don't really know what

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to believe. I think that it's
too big out there for us to be

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by ourselves obviously, right, I
mean yeah, But I also kind of

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can't help but wonder. It's like, why come here? There has to

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be a good reason to come here, right, I mean yeah? And

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I said that same thing with a
guy at work too. It's like,

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why would they come here? Because
I keep thinking, like, and I

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think we said that on the previous
uh uh episodes? Yeah, is that?

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What do we have abundance that's not
found out in the world, out

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in the universe? Yeah, And
I think we said water. I mean

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it's common, it's out there,
but not as as I guess, not

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as common as you think it is, because we're the only planet that has

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water on the surface. What if, like we're the weird ones. What

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if like we're carbon based lifeforms out
here? Right? What if out there

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they're like all silicon based lifeforms or
something? What would that like? What

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would that be like being a silicon
based uh uh life form? Like what

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would that entail? Like, what's
the where's it at here? It says

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here? Potential? Okay, potential
silicon based life would most likely interact with

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gases like hydrogen, sulfide, carbon
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But since silicon is inert at modern
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carbon. Right, So the idea
that a different the environment might produce a

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different base element, you know what
I mean, like something akin to like

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a yeast or something something that's like, you know, like works differently or

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whatever. What is zeast again?
I can't remember. I know what yeast

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is, but what it's not?
Carbon based? Is it? Because it's

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the only thing technically different. Yeah, I'm trying to find it. I

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don't want to like miss miss quote
or whatever. Uh yeah, I don't

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know. I don't want to I
don't want to miss quote on that.

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But I know yeast. There's something
strange about yeast makeup or whatever. And

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it is fundamentally immortal too, Yeah, Like it only dies if you kill

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it. If you don't kill it, it just keeps going on perpetually,

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you know, like that? You
know that? What is it? Like

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a salamander? The ax a lottel
h I'm talking about. It's like a

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big salamander. You can you can
raise well, I guess you can raise

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them. I don't know. Uh. It's the only life form on the

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planet that can regenerate its own heart, its own head, head, But

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it can only do it for so
long before the t cells eventually get worn

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out and it just dies of old
age. But all the way up until

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then, it can just regenerate shit, you know what I mean. It's

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not just like a regular like lizard
that can regenerate its tail. Uh,

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like can I've only heard that on
the lizards, where they can regenerate a

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tail, but I've never heard of
them are regenerating any other part they can

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only it's the tail. I always
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it was more of a defense mechanism. It's easy to just lose it.

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Yeah, get away from prey.
Uh where's that here? Yeah,

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it can. It can actually regenerate
complex organs. Here. It is the

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healing ability of the axe a lottle. It does not healed by means of

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scarring. It is capable of regeneration
of the entire loss dependence appendages in periods

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of months, and in some cases
more vital structures such as tail, limb,

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central nervous system, is tissues of
the eye and heart. It can

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even restore less vital parts of their
own brain. They can readily adapt accept

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transplants from other individuals, including eyes
and parts of the brain, restoring these

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alien organs to full func functionality so
it doesn't reject like we do, like

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the person. Actually, you could
get a new liver, but then it

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could reject your body could reject it
later down the road. Yeah, that's

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crazy, man. So they're studying
them to try to like figure out like

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how to you know, like that
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be able to do that. Yeah. Like I just lost this hand yesterday

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a bag. Yeah, your hand's
like this big because it's like regeneral.

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You got the little Deadpool hand.
Yeah, it's it's like the size of

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a CAFC. Could you imagine calling
into work for that one? Hey,

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boss, I got some region time
I'm gonna need Yeah, chopped off my

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toe or something. It sucks.
Yeah, my bad. So it's three

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janning though. It just looks like
I got two pinky toes. Yeah,

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they asks a lot of That's an
interesting creature, all right, dude.

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It's like that's like an alien living
on earth. Yeah, because nothing else

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does that. Nothing else regent regenerates
to that extreme. Yeah, yeah,

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so I get. But that's like
always like a unique thing. Like all

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these creatures that live on this planet
has their own like I guess you would

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say, gimmick. Yeah, like
they they have their own little I guess

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if you will, Like remember that
old TV show that was on Discovery.

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It was actual like it was based
around Marvel superheroes in real life. Yeah,

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so that's basically what I'm trying to
say is like act a lottle man,

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like these people are like, uh
like animals and stuff have their own

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gimmicks. I guess you would say, like humans would have their how would

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you put it? Like intelligence would
be there are our most like do you

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okay, name one other thing that
we have better than oh the thumbs?

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Check out this thumb action shit?
Okay, because we can't. I mean,

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we could stare at something and we're
like but then we grab it and

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we're like hmm oh oh oh that's
neat, you know what I mean?

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Yeah, I have an entire history
origin of human beings plotted out up here.

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I know how this goes. Okay, Yeah, but all this like

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all these like crazy things that animals
can do, that humans can't. H

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I was just thinking that you got
these animals that can like sonar and these

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gogle cats that are like climbing down
trees and ship like right, and you

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got the axe of Lottel. That's
like, fuck, man, my arm's

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gone. There's doing humans, you
know, like we're like bam, thumbs.

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What up. The one thing I
would hate about that if like we

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could actually get that to be a
part of a human human anatomy where you're

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actually able to grow back a limb
is dude, os of violations would not

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like go under because they're like,
yeah, you can do that, But

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what if like that could probably cut
off my arm, You'll grow it back.

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Yeah, so like like go out
of business. Yeah, that would

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be done like like like la,
why do you need to be safe?

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You can regenerate that toe, that
foot, half your head, you can

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regenerate that thumb. Dude, what
if you like accidentally regenerated like multiple thumbs.

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I could see that happening. You
have like six thumbs, and you're

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like, dude, I'm the smartest
man alive. I could grab a bunch

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of shit. I can figure out
multiple thumb things at the same time.

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Thumb war don't even want nunsn boom
boom. Yeah. Yeah, like these

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I'm just saying, like, that's
our superpower. We were like we got

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thumbs, we could figure shit out. Yeah, you know. We take

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a stick and we stick it in
the log and we got some bugs and

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we eat the bugs. We're like
that's really good. And then the stick

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fell and we're just like yeah,
yeah, you know. I mean it

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might might have went down differently.
I don't know, but I mean I'm

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saying that's that's that's our big thing. I think that gorillas should be like

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four times smarter than us because they
got thumbs on their feet. Yeah,

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they should be figuring out shit like
twice as fast as us. Yeah,

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dude, think about like putting like
the like apes in like the like like

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uh like office jobs, like you
know that whole thing like when you're when

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you apply for those jobs, like
how many words can you type a minute?

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Yeah? Like like a human Yeah, like they have a computer,

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like two computers, one right like
to the left, one to the right,

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and they just have a keyboard down
at the bottom and he's just I

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can type six hundred thousand words a
second. Yeah, because he's got so

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many goddamn thumbs. He can just
figure multiple shit out. I don't know,

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man, because you think about take
take us and put us in a

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situation that it gorilla would do good
at right, Drop us off naked in

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the middle of the jungle next to
a bunch of like panthers and ship.

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We're for fucking we're lunch work,
we're done, We're drop a gorilla in

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there. He's like, suck,
I got I got four thumbs. I

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got four thumbs for your ass,
you know what I mean. Like he's

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he ain't scared of no freaking panthers. Man, he's jumping. He's gonna

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be like, dude, I will
elbow drop you. Mhm, leopards,

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tigers, I don't care whatever.
Gorillas are bad ass, you know,

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like they are. They are straight
up just bad ass. And I'm not

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even talking about just the males.
Like the females are bad ass too,

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Like they don't give two ships.
Yeah, go oh, I mean what

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was it? Uh m hm,
what was it? This makes me miss

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Journey? Yeah? Or yelling at
her, Yeah, Journey, I'm always

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gonna miss her. I swear to
goin. But uh now the chimps people

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get like chimps and they raise them
and then the chimp turns on them and

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like rips her face off. It's
like, dude, it's yeah, because

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they're bad ass. You know,
like, uh, was that lady that

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had the pet hyena? How do
you think that one ended? You know

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at eight? You know what I
mean. It's like, yeah, this

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shift's bad ass. We're not bad
ass. We are naive enough to think

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that we can domesticate a predator.
We're like when you start a video game

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and you just click like default character
and press enter and join the game.

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That's us, you know, we
don't we don't have any special traits and

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abilities. No, the axe a
Lottle just rolled like one. It rolled

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like one hundred on constitution. Oh
yeah, no, imagine if that's some

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of bitch had thumbs. We would
be serving the axe a lottle right now.

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We would be there like servants because
we couldn't do anything. We couldn't

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do anything else. They would be
like, bring me shrimp pellets, and

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we'd be like putting a little shrimp
pellets in their mouth and he's like,

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oh, it's delicious. That was
our fingers, by the way, So

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oh that was our fingers all Okay, He's like, what was that?

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Nothing? Boss, nothing, I
can't regenerate, you can. Yeah,

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you know what else is? Fan? Ask? Goddamn uh what do he

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call it? Uh? Fucking ground
groundhogs, ground squirrel, ground squirrel hog

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squirrel hog dad. It's like squirrels
ride reader. Mike's Jake sounds like goddamn

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Wendy go in the middle of the
night. Now, like ever since he

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like beat up a bunch of raccoons, he's like celebrating all the time.

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Ah. You know that's a that's
an evolution right there. Think about they're

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related to like squirrels. Yeah,
right, He's like, fuck the trees.

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He just like beats up and he's
like, I'm gonna live underground.

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You want to kill me, you
gotta come into my domain and find me.

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Oh Gregory Gregory's batmmuck pizzap raccoons.
I saw him the other day.

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Now he's like he's like way more
of a bold now. So he's just

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sitting down in the middle of my
yard next to my chicken chicken staring at

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him like h