S416 - You wont believe what we discovered...

0:01 All right, hey everybody. Uh, check out the dread Ecidabus, the new podcast we got going on. It's scripted fiction. It's really fun. I've been working hard on that one too, And we will see you soon on the next episode of the Kentucky X Files. So take care of each other and we'll see you. People going tell me this isn't real. Yeah, And I'm like looking at like, that's that's not real. That's fake.

1:03 It's totally fake. You can you can tell that you could see it. But I feel like in a few years from now, it's a few years from now, it's gonna it's gonna get crazy. Yeah, just the ship we do with the Excitibus. I mean I notice and recognize more AI voices now than I ever have before because we employed them on the Excitabus. Yeah, like, what do you see this cat? Yeah? Okay, Yeah, So I just thought you had a ghost in your house. Yeah, yeah, I should start selling the narrative of that. You should be able there she is that's my ghost, a little orange menace. Uh but yeah, no, it's I was like listening to one of these AI ads that popped up and it was literally a voice that we've used on a story mm hm, And I was dying laughing because I like, what the ship man that's you know it was It was literally like a prom like a prominent voice we used like uh it was like I think it was actually doctor Harold.

2:19 It's like the same voice, and I was like, oh my god, this ship's out of hand, like this is no I uh know. When we first started using it, I noticed a lot of the uh. There's two main voices that people use for these uh they do overdubs for like uh, I know some people like read stories from people like uh oh I caught my wife cheating on me, and they have just random gameplay or just random videos in the background, but they use that to read the whole thing. So crazy. Oh yeah, I recognize the is that that those are the stories where it gets all the way to the end and then it cuts off and you never really get to know what happened. Well if you uh sometimes if you click on the the whatever, I because I usually hear this stuff, like when I go through Instagram reels. Yeah, if you go to the actual Instagram page, they have multiple so they you you'll find whichever video like because it normally says part one and then part two, Part three, four four. You'll get to the end. But then but that's like how they get you. Yeah, they just get you with Yeah, keep on keep on clicking, keep on going, keep on clicking, like once they get the interaction, that's that, that's that's the bread and butter.

3:45 That like we like, we know, we know, we've seen it like for like we're trying to see it firsthand, like like the dominate. Everybody says cash is king like back in the day, but now clicks are king. Clicks Yeah, clicks are king. Yeah, we should name this, we should name this episode something like enticing. Yeah, you'll never believe what we discovered. I thought we did this all ray, Yeah, we we do. But every time it's it actually doesn't really work. But yeah, god damn it. One of these days it will. You listen to this, You will win a million dollars. Don't say that, Okay, Somebody like, hey, you promised us a million dollars. No, I said you might win a million dollars. I didn't say it would be us that gave it to you. Yeah, it's all about the fine print, folks, the fine print, you know. Yeah, so I know I have I have spoken with a few people that followed this show mm hmm, and there's a consensus. There's a consensus out there that we don't talk about enough stuff anymore. How do you feel about that time I said, we don't really talk about it. They miss it. I don't know. That's that's something that I know we've changed. Uh. I feel like after four well

5:16 going on full four seasons, I don't know how I feel about it. I I feel like the narrative has changed a lot for us. It's because of the fact that there are a lot of fakes out there, and it's sometimes it's really like I want to say, yeah, most of the times, yeah, it's frustrating. And what I hate the most about it is the people that we've talked to, the ones that are so genuine, like you can hear it in their voice that they saw something messed up or they experienced something spooky. It it doesn't like it diminishes their story because of all these people trying to get the clicks on this, h on this on these platforms. And that's where I like, I get frustrated. I get I get I get tired of talking about it anymore. I like to talk.

6:20 I would like to talk about, uh, like real things, things that are actually happening that we can actually sit there and discuss, like maybe not fix it, but like I don't think we could fix it, but yeah, uh, I just the only we can't fix this, Like we're in the age of technology that is literally shoving ship down our throats. Yeah, but that's how that that's how it is. Yeah, I agree. I mean I miss I miss the spooky story worries and you know, people telling us this weird ship they've seen. I miss all that a lot. And I agree with the folks that I've spoken with about it, you know, like, yeah, I would love nothing more than to go back to that.

7:15 But it's just not there, and that it's narrowing. It's like it's not like it's it's not getting better, it's getting more convoluted, and it's like the Bigfoot thing. I'm sorry, but the Bigfoot thing is is it's out of hand big time, and I don't even know what to do with that mess. Like I'm holy shit, you know, cryptids things like that. I think the problem with cryptids is they like cryptids is is a fucking awesome topic and there is a lot of really interesting ship, but it's dominated with bake Foot fucking uh dog Man and all in that ship where it's like actual cryptids like the Diyala scene. Mhm, No, that should be huge news. It's not. But there's so many fakes that no one wants to give it at the time of day, you know, And it's very frustrating for for like our little show, because we're like we want to go through this ship too, but god damn, it's fatiguing, like it it's rag.

8:31 It wears you out trying to trying to get through this mess, you know. The UFO thing, I'd love to be more into, but I still don't know like where to even begin. Like I'm like, I want to go and like go to a UFO convention and just start talking to people and just see about getting you know, some contacts together, and like like, hey, you know, come on here and tell us some ship, tell us about some stuff you've seen and her experience, you know, and take us through you know. I really want to start that, you know, at some point, but again, I don't have a word to freaking begin. Dude. This is a massive topic and for the most part, they they lead with their footage. Like they don't start in with like, man, I've seen it. They start in with, dude, look at this, tell me what that is. And you're sitting there like, dude, what the hell is that? Like holy shit? You know, So I want to get into that, like I want to I want to be more involved with that and let's see what we can see, what we can discover, you know. But the same thing applies to that too, because remember that whole thing that was going on in uh Las Vegas. I think so remember the guy saw a footoll alien? He like they said that because that blue streak in the sky that was never explain Now it's dark like dark

10:01 thirty on this ship. Yeah, where like where's the where's the follow up on this stuff? Like it's it's crazy how much stuff will come and go in the alien topic, especially especially with the whole disclosure videos. We did like almost a whole episode on that. Uh uh what was it the that that hearing that happened with all the whistleblowers and now I don't hear anything about it. I and I think I brought this up a while back ago.

10:43 I was like, I miss I missed when aliens were cool. Right, yeah, so and I think that's I think that's you just got me. Uh, here's the turning. That's that's say wrong one, hang on, that's a that's a that's us monster piece. It actually happened. Yeah, yeah, go go check that out, guys. It was real. It was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun. Uh. I Still the best part of seeing that on Seven Kings was, uh that ending, the ending riff. I like, I feel like for the most part you were just jamming along, but you loved that ending, like, oh yeah you actually I saw you get into it. It was awesome.

11:39 Sorry, Okay, let's go back to the look at Okay, this is back from the Las Vegas thing, and there it is. Yeah. Yeah, and they got it off of like other body cams people in ring doors at the same exact time from different areas. So this was something in the air that a unidentified object. So that's pretty crazy. Yeah. I wonder like because they said that they saw the thing standing in their backyard, I wonder, like, God, man, if we could have just got a glimpse of it, you know, just seen it. What is it?

12:20 It's like, But that's the thing too. What I thought was crazy. This, uh, the believable likeness of it, like because I said it caught it on multiple cameras, the thing in the sky. So I'm already intrigued. This something weird in the sky. Now it's saying a crash landed or somewhere an adjacent vacant lot and was in somebody's backyard. Right. This changes a lot of narratives of what people depict alien ass like they I've heard the little grays and all this, like they're always like tiny, then they have big heads and stuff like that little green men. Remember the whole Hopkinsville or like our Kentucky fait that's same thing, little like kind of look like kind of like Grenlin style like creatures. This is a tall version. This is nine foot tall. Like that is crazy. So now what I'm like trying to say is like, Okay, this is changing the narrative. Maybe this has some weight to it. That's why I'm saying because a lot of these like small alien things that people keep saying that they sold back in the day. I keep thinking that people are just projecting that because they've seen it in movies and stuff and like reading comic books. But this is a different

13:56 take on that because like, uh, the only giant alien I've ever really like seen in movies like the Engineers, Yeah, like those are those are giants? Uh maybe uh what was that mission to Mars? Oh yeah, yeah, I remember that one, Like those had like giant aliens like kind of the cone like almost like a kind of a conehead style. So that's why I'm like, you just don't hear that a lot when you like see somebody says that they've seen aliens or that one the one famous like UFO story that we talked about where a guy him and his buddies uh went uh, I don't know if they were hunting or something that was back in the day, and one of the guys goes missing and they actually thought that the friends, because they didn't really like each other, they thought they killed Yeah Travis Walton, they thought hell like, they thought they killed him. And then later he comes back, but he's described the aliens more like mantises, like the head of a mantis. Yeah. Still still to this day, man, he's he Travis Walton has never been caught in any kind of contradiction.

15:11 Like still to this day, the story is exactly the same consistency. Yeah, either he's a maniacal fucking bastard that's like whatever, or he experienced something. I was talking to a guy was riding with about about the probabilities of of them being out there, you know, and uh, I was like, yeah, it's like it's kind of depressing though, if you think about it. He's like what I'm like, Well, the highest probabilities now lie in the zoo theory and the dead universe theory, and neither one of those bodes well. If it's the zoo theory, we're just entertainment. They're just swinging in to take a look at this, you know, stupid human things that you know, do lots of dumb things. Or the dying universe, which means that life has been has come and went, you know, in countless forms throughout the last you know, fourteen billion years, and this is the tail end of it. So we're late comers to it, you know.

16:22 And the reason they don't interferre is because it means that life is very rare. Yeah, you know, so it's like either way it goes, it's kind of depressing, you know. It's it's a sad scenario, you know what I mean. I don't know though, I don't really know what to believe. I think that it's too big out there for us to be by ourselves obviously, right, I mean yeah, But I also kind of can't help but wonder. It's like, why come here? There has to be a good reason to come here, right, I mean yeah? And I said that same thing with a guy at work too. It's like, why would they come here? Because I keep thinking, like, and I think we said that on the previous uh uh episodes? Yeah, is that?

17:12 What do we have abundance that's not found out in the world, out in the universe? Yeah, And I think we said water. I mean it's common, it's out there, but not as as I guess, not as common as you think it is, because we're the only planet that has water on the surface. What if, like we're the weird ones. What if like we're carbon based lifeforms out here? Right? What if out there they're like all silicon based lifeforms or something? What would that like? What would that be like being a silicon based uh uh life form? Like what would that entail? Like, what's the where's it at here? It says here? Potential? Okay, potential silicon based life would most likely interact with gases like hydrogen, sulfide, carbon monoxide, nitrogen, things like that.

18:25 But since silicon is inert at modern temperatures, it actually works very similar to carbon. Right, So the idea that a different the environment might produce a different base element, you know what I mean, like something akin to like a yeast or something something that's like, you know, like works differently or whatever. What is zeast again? I can't remember. I know what yeast is, but what it's not? Carbon based? Is it? Because it's the only thing technically different. Yeah, I'm trying to find it. I don't want to like miss miss quote or whatever. Uh yeah, I don't know. I don't want to I don't want to miss quote on that.

19:27 But I know yeast. There's something strange about yeast makeup or whatever. And it is fundamentally immortal too, Yeah, Like it only dies if you kill it. If you don't kill it, it just keeps going on perpetually, you know, like that? You know that? What is it? Like a salamander? The ax a lottel h I'm talking about. It's like a big salamander. You can you can raise well, I guess you can raise them. I don't know. Uh. It's the only life form on the planet that can regenerate its own heart, its own head, head, But it can only do it for so long before the t cells eventually get worn out and it just dies of old age. But all the way up until then, it can just regenerate shit, you know what I mean. It's not just like a regular like lizard that can regenerate its tail. Uh, like can I've only heard that on the lizards, where they can regenerate a tail, but I've never heard of them are regenerating any other part they can only it's the tail. I always thought the tail was just like they said, it was more of a defense mechanism. It's easy to just lose it.

20:42 Yeah, get away from prey. Uh where's that here? Yeah, it can. It can actually regenerate complex organs. Here. It is the healing ability of the axe a lottle. It does not healed by means of scarring. It is capable of regeneration of the entire loss dependence appendages in periods of months, and in some cases more vital structures such as tail, limb, central nervous system, is tissues of the eye and heart. It can even restore less vital parts of their own brain. They can readily adapt accept transplants from other individuals, including eyes and parts of the brain, restoring these alien organs to full func functionality so it doesn't reject like we do, like the person. Actually, you could get a new liver, but then it could reject your body could reject it later down the road. Yeah, that's crazy, man. So they're studying them to try to like figure out like how to you know, like that would be a game changer in itself to be able to do that. Yeah. Like I just lost this hand yesterday a bag. Yeah, your hand's like this big because it's like regeneral.

22:07 You got the little Deadpool hand. Yeah, it's it's like the size of a CAFC. Could you imagine calling into work for that one? Hey, boss, I got some region time I'm gonna need Yeah, chopped off my toe or something. It sucks. Yeah, my bad. So it's three janning though. It just looks like I got two pinky toes. Yeah, they asks a lot of That's an interesting creature, all right, dude. It's like that's like an alien living on earth. Yeah, because nothing else does that. Nothing else regent regenerates to that extreme. Yeah, yeah, so I get. But that's like always like a unique thing. Like all these creatures that live on this planet has their own like I guess you would say, gimmick. Yeah, like they they have their own little I guess if you will, Like remember that old TV show that was on Discovery.

23:10 It was actual like it was based around Marvel superheroes in real life. Yeah, so that's basically what I'm trying to say is like act a lottle man, like these people are like, uh like animals and stuff have their own gimmicks. I guess you would say, like humans would have their how would you put it? Like intelligence would be there are our most like do you okay, name one other thing that we have better than oh the thumbs? Check out this thumb action shit? Okay, because we can't. I mean, we could stare at something and we're like but then we grab it and we're like hmm oh oh oh that's neat, you know what I mean?

24:11 Yeah, I have an entire history origin of human beings plotted out up here. I know how this goes. Okay, Yeah, but all this like all these like crazy things that animals can do, that humans can't. H I was just thinking that you got these animals that can like sonar and these gogle cats that are like climbing down trees and ship like right, and you got the axe of Lottel. That's like, fuck, man, my arm's gone. There's doing humans, you know, like we're like bam, thumbs.

25:11 What up. The one thing I would hate about that if like we could actually get that to be a part of a human human anatomy where you're actually able to grow back a limb is dude, os of violations would not like go under because they're like, yeah, you can do that, But what if like that could probably cut off my arm, You'll grow it back. Yeah, so like like go out of business. Yeah, that would be done like like like la, why do you need to be safe? You can regenerate that toe, that foot, half your head, you can regenerate that thumb. Dude, what if you like accidentally regenerated like multiple thumbs.

25:57 I could see that happening. You have like six thumbs, and you're like, dude, I'm the smartest man alive. I could grab a bunch of shit. I can figure out multiple thumb things at the same time. Thumb war don't even want nunsn boom boom. Yeah. Yeah, like these I'm just saying, like, that's our superpower. We were like we got thumbs, we could figure shit out. Yeah, you know. We take a stick and we stick it in the log and we got some bugs and we eat the bugs. We're like that's really good. And then the stick fell and we're just like yeah, yeah, you know. I mean it might might have went down differently. I don't know, but I mean I'm saying that's that's that's our big thing. I think that gorillas should be like four times smarter than us because they got thumbs on their feet. Yeah, they should be figuring out shit like twice as fast as us. Yeah, dude, think about like putting like the like apes in like the like like uh like office jobs, like you know that whole thing like when you're when you apply for those jobs, like how many words can you type a minute?

27:30 Yeah? Like like a human Yeah, like they have a computer, like two computers, one right like to the left, one to the right, and they just have a keyboard down at the bottom and he's just I can type six hundred thousand words a second. Yeah, because he's got so many goddamn thumbs. He can just figure multiple shit out. I don't know, man, because you think about take take us and put us in a situation that it gorilla would do good at right, Drop us off naked in the middle of the jungle next to a bunch of like panthers and ship. We're for fucking we're lunch work, we're done, We're drop a gorilla in there. He's like, suck, I got I got four thumbs. I got four thumbs for your ass, you know what I mean. Like he's he ain't scared of no freaking panthers. Man, he's jumping. He's gonna be like, dude, I will elbow drop you. Mhm, leopards, tigers, I don't care whatever. Gorillas are bad ass, you know, like they are. They are straight up just bad ass. And I'm not even talking about just the males. Like the females are bad ass too, Like they don't give two ships. Yeah, go oh, I mean what was it? Uh m hm, what was it? This makes me miss

29:06 Journey? Yeah? Or yelling at her, Yeah, Journey, I'm always gonna miss her. I swear to goin. But uh now the chimps people get like chimps and they raise them and then the chimp turns on them and like rips her face off. It's like, dude, it's yeah, because they're bad ass. You know, like, uh, was that lady that had the pet hyena? How do you think that one ended? You know at eight? You know what I mean. It's like, yeah, this shift's bad ass. We're not bad ass. We are naive enough to think that we can domesticate a predator. We're like when you start a video game and you just click like default character and press enter and join the game.

30:03 That's us, you know, we don't we don't have any special traits and abilities. No, the axe a Lottle just rolled like one. It rolled like one hundred on constitution. Oh yeah, no, imagine if that's some of bitch had thumbs. We would be serving the axe a lottle right now. We would be there like servants because we couldn't do anything. We couldn't do anything else. They would be like, bring me shrimp pellets, and we'd be like putting a little shrimp pellets in their mouth and he's like, oh, it's delicious. That was our fingers, by the way, So oh that was our fingers all Okay, He's like, what was that?

31:02 Nothing? Boss, nothing, I can't regenerate, you can. Yeah, you know what else is? Fan? Ask? Goddamn uh what do he call it? Uh? Fucking ground groundhogs, ground squirrel, ground squirrel hog squirrel hog dad. It's like squirrels ride reader. Mike's Jake sounds like goddamn Wendy go in the middle of the night. Now, like ever since he like beat up a bunch of raccoons, he's like celebrating all the time. Ah. You know that's a that's an evolution right there. Think about they're related to like squirrels. Yeah, right, He's like, fuck the trees.

31:48 He just like beats up and he's like, I'm gonna live underground. You want to kill me, you gotta come into my domain and find me. Oh Gregory Gregory's batmmuck pizzap raccoons. I saw him the other day. Now he's like he's like way more of a bold now. So he's just sitting down in the middle of my yard next to my chicken chicken staring at him like h