May 6, 2024
s414- SEA BEASTS!
This episode is a conversation about the lengths a Killer Whale will go to - to earn its namesake.
This episode is a conversation about the lengths a Killer Whale will go to - to earn its namesake.
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Check out The Dread Excidibus, the
new podcast we got going on. It's
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scripted fiction. It's really fun.
I've been working hard on that one too,
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And we will see you soon on
the next episode of the Kentucky X
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Files. So take care of each
other and we'll see you. Hm.
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I can probably go into his origin
story a little bit. Hang on,
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I want to say you that I
guess, I guess I understand the name.
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Look at him, that was him
in the beginning. That's just the
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baby at I mean, he is
pretty adorable. He is. And then
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he was like, don't you don't
know? Don't don't you say that that
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thing is cute and it's a murderer, that that little cute little thing grew
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up to be a murderer. Why'd
you do that? What? I clicked
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the wrong picture? The timing,
The timing was fantastic. I was trying.
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It's weird. So that brings me
to another conspiracy here. What are
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we doing? Perhaps o Jay is
part of Octopus okay, mm hm mhm.
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Or they missed an opportunity by naming
him Cute Doolu instead of Ojay because
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he's orange horseshoes. Oj You know
what I mean it's a stretch. It's
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just stretch. It's a stretched Yeah. I wonder what he's thinking looking at
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this dude though. He's like,
God, if you were a fucking shark,
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dude, He's like, if this, like this barrier wasn't in my
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way, I would have squeeze your
head until it pops out. What if
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you're walking through there at night doing
you know, doing like maintenance or some
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janitorial stuff and this thing just pounced
on you. Take a look at this
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thing. Whoa, Yeah, that's
a big old bastard right there. That's
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a big en. I know there's
a little force person spective in there,
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but that is still a big damn
octopus. They do they look alien?
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Yeah? Yeah, h too much
like a spider. Not that it's just
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uh well, I I hate the
open ocean because they don't know what's Yeah,
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like stuff like that can just pretty
under. Yeah the ocean's yeah,
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it's it's something. Yeah, here
we go. Let me. It's not
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meant for us. Like, I'd
be screwed if water World happen. The
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only way I would survive if Kevin
Costner was there, Costa Camick guys there
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try and land is not a moth. I've seen it. That was a
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good movie. Man. They really
fucking people really like ship on that one.
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But I liked it. I think
when it came out recently it would
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have done really well. Yeah what
is this ship? It's just six dollars.
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It's only a year. Man,
I'm trying to get you to subscribe.
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I'm not I'm not subscribing to your
ship. I was trying to see
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that see that picture? No nope, I did it go off? Okay,
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yeah, yeah, okay, So
this top right picture is what I'm
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looking at here. I can't I
can't see it any further. Mm hmm.
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That sucks. Yeah. That's our
that's our cephal pods. All right,
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that's all of them. I mean, if you think about biodiversity,
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they themselves definitely add to the larger
scale of things. But they are the
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only ones that evolved this way.
And you think, like all life on
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Earth, like, that's a very
tiny group and that's the only isn't Isn't
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that the only creature that actually has
tentacles? Yeah? Uh, don't jellyfish
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have tentacles? Oh yeah, but
I thought they couldn't move those. Yeah.
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I don't think they're articulable. Yeah, I don't know. I know
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that, don't The tentacles are what
stings the ship out of you, don't
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they? Dude? You can even
you can step on one. You can
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step on a dead one on the
beach and it will sting the ship out
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of you. Yeah, it's like
it just touches you and it like yah.
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Yeah, clid bees don't have that. They actually have to put some
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work in, you know what I
mean. And that's just a weird creature,
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really strange evolutionary path, that's for
sure. Yeah. Uh yeah.
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When you think about like all the
species of every everything else that's out there,
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the four cephalopods is not a lot
at all. It's weird. Yeah
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what what thing? That thing that
cracks me up too is that Uh I
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still love this is that the giant
squid was was like made up right and
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now we're like, well about that? Yeah yeah? And then yeah,
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what was the whale? There was
a whale that showed up with gigantic tentacle
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burns on it. Yeah, it's
like, uh, what the fuck grabbed
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him? You know what I mean? I think like out of all like
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all these like giant creatures ever like
depicted that we've seen. I feel like
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the plausible ones are more in the
ocean because they like, the ocean is
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like you gotta think of like the
food source it has to have, yeah,
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for it being that big, the
ocean is just by far a mortgage
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board, Like it's a buffet twenty
four to seven yeah all the time.
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So like it's not gonna lose food. Yeah. The only thing that would
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ever lose food is like if there
was thousands upon thousands of these giant creatures
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in the ocean. But I don't
think they're that many. But for the
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most part. Yeah, Okay,
so check this out. This is a
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giant whale with tentacle burns on him. Wow. See that ship? Yeah
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okay. And then this one showed
up recently and because they were like I
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guess they were speculating like what it
was. And then this guy shows up
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and it's like, oh, the
tentacles still stuck to him. Fucking tentacles
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still stuck to him, And we
don't and we don't know what portion of
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that is. You know. Now
it looks like it looks like the tip
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of it yeah, yeah, tapers
off. Yeah, but like we don't
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show how long up. Yeah,
broken off like it could continue another eight
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feet for all we know. What
was that one? Like I thought there
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was one that was measured it was
like twenty seven feet. Yeah, yeah,
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what was the biggest the biggest one
they've seen so far. Yeah,
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it's like four hundred thousand miles,
just like the caves. Fifty nine feet
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is the largest squid we've seen so
far. Wow, and they got a
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picture of him. Hang on.
This makes you wonder how did that tenable
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get tore off? I don't know, but barrel, I mean, it's
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in the water, you know what
I mean, Like you're stuck to him.
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You're just gonna roll around with him, wouldn't you. What if like
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what if the whale realized that's the
squid right there by the way, that's
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footer. Yeah, it's a big
God. I wish we had some perspective.
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I know, there's like this big
thing right here. I guess that's
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how they baited it up or whatever. Yeah, I don't know. But
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see, that's why that's one why
I don't like the ocean. Yeah,
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It's like, dude, that would
be my luck. I'd just be out
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in the middle of the ocean join
live fishing and that thing just capsized my
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boat. I mean, look at
the size of that one, right,
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Yeah, hell to the motherfucking know. Yeah, dude, I like that
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they're they're so big that they they're
so goddamn big. Now that they have
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several different classifications of them, right, there's like colossal squids, Now there's
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giant squids. Colossals are even bigger
than giants. Huge motherfuckers. Yeah,
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squids, Nope, I am not
ever getting in the ocean side squids.
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Yeah, Like, the classification keeps
going up, and I know they they
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term the term kraken is meant for
a squid bigger than the colossal, right,
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yeah, and uh yeah, we're
at the point now where they're like,
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yeah we have those two. That's
a diver on needs of it.
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Wow. It was fucking crazy.
Dude, he's just swimming. He's like,
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Hey, what's up, squid?
Like do they not like is this
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like a whole shark thing? Like
the sharks really don't actually like us.
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They just think that we're a certain
like they think we're like a seal or
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something. That's why the attack us. I can't help but think that this
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squid is dead, it's moving,
it's yeah, it looks like it's shedding.
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Yeah, that's rough, doesn't it. Yeah? Yeah, I guess
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so two point five meter giant squid. Well, that's impossible. Nobody knows
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what meters are. Last week,
myself working on side eating what's this guy?
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What's this guy got? He's uh, look at that ship. That's
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scary as hell. Yeah, was
the first person. But from these little
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clips, look at that and it's
gone. It comes up like checks it
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out and it's like, Okay,
yeah, it's pretty fucking crazy that ship
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is actually there. That's that ship
is swimming around right now. That's kind
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of like what I'm saying is like, I know that we've kind of like
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we went over it a long time
ago, and we even like went over
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it, uh like a bit.
We thought we found some new evidence,
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but the lock this monster like or
something similar to it. Like, I
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know that we've kind of in a
way debunked it, and I really don't
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want to bring up how we like
debunked that on our in I feel like
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people will know if they've actually seen
some of the Yeah, but uh,
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it's it's believable, like things like
that could survive. Don't you think something
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like that type of creature. Honestly, I think that, like this is
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why somebody would say like that,
there's no way there's a lot in this
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monster, But in the back of
their mind they're like, well is there
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yeah, like fuck, you know, I don't know. Yeah, it's
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the ship that you see them discovering
all the time. It's like the maybe.
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I mean, you guys seen those
like fucking groupers that are like the
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size of a goddamn volkswagon. Yes, those things are huge. It's like,
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dude, he don't got to worry
about sharks. He eats the sharks.
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Yeah, the goliath grouper. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, those
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things are unreal, Like people are
terrified as sharks, but sharks aren't the
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only thing in the ocean that is
like, yeah, people are food.
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Dude, watching him divers and there's
there's giant, giant groupers coming up to
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him, I'm like, oh god, he gonna get eight or the sunfish
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yeah, oh dude, Yeah,
the sunfish is enormous. Yeah, isn't
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it the heaviest, heaviest bony fish. Thanks so yeah, yeah sunfish?
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Yeah, that's it. Yeah.
I watched a video recently where these people
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they reeled one in they got one, and this was crazy because this thing
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was massive, like it would have
been a record breaker, and they got
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it. Uh, they got it
out of the water. And when they
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finally hoisted this this thing up,
it hit a gigantic bite taken out of
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it and it was like, you
know what I mean, like, what
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what ate that? That thing's massive? Yeah, that would be my cue
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to leave. Yeah. Do you
guys notice that great white sharks are getting
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bigger? I mean, I don't
know. I don't know that they're actually
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getting bigger, But it seems like
every year there's a new report where they're
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like, oh, yeah, I
knew, twenty eight footer was spotted off
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of the coast of California. Here's
the video, right, And it's like
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I can remember like a few years
ago them being like, do you we
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found a twenty footer? Right?
It's like, damn, that's a big
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as shark. Dude, that's twenty
feet long. That's that's a big old
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what's some bitch? What's the size
of a like the megalodon? Oh god,
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the megalodon was what fifty feet something
like that? Yeah? Wow,
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it was was it the size of
like a whale? Yeah? It says
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the larger specimens were fifty eight point
seven feet long. Yeah, that's crazy.
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Do you think, Uh, do
you think any of those still exist?
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I fucking hope not the shit.
I'm just saying, we only need
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Jason Stathum. That's true. That's
true. They said that the scientists scientists
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accept the estimates for the megalodon's maximum
size. Uh, you know, millions
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of years ago between the seventy and
one foot at their max out repeat that
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last part. Seventy two hundred feet
would be the absolute biggest specimens. That's
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a big shark. That's like I
take a boat out there. Mm hmmm.
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Well you think how big the mouth
would have to be on a creature
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that size. I've seen fucking pictures
of like the people standing in the mouth
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of Like said, I don't know
if that's like a I don't know if
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that was like for something like dinosaur
was like it was I can't remember,
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like, but I'm pretty sure like
the the shape of it looked like the
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jaws of a Yeah, shark thought
it was a reproduction of it because that's
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the only thing we have is teeth. Yeah, we don't have anything else,
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not that I'm aware of because the
bones uh don't vibe and salinated water.
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Ah, okay, they dissolve.
Do you guys know why the Megalodon
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made it? It was so successful. It's literally because there was no giant
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killer whales. That makes sense.
If there would have been giant killer whales
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back then, that we wouldn't even
we probably wouldn't even know about the Megalodon
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at all. Right, Yeah,
so I don't hope you guys have seen
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any of that ship. But uh, there's like killer whales right now that
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they're watching that. They're like following
and studying, and these killer whales literally
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find the biggest great whites they can
and just kill them. Yeah. I'm
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like I was gonna say, you
can't. You can't argue that their name
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isn't right. Yeah, they're hunting
killer whales and they're attacking vessels. Yeah
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they're coming o. Yeah, there's
the one here. There was one I
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saw. It was a video.
Yeah. Yeah, hopefully I didn't already
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send you guys this, because dude, this is crazy. This killer whale
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literally finds great white sharks and just
fucks them up. Like it's like,
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you know, like you're bored,
you know what I mean? Like I'm
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just swimming around, man, I'm
like, you know, oh, there's
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a shark and then boom, holy
shit. Yeah, the shark was like
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oh shit, look at that,
dude. Barely I had time to react.
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Yeah, apparently this this great.
This killer whale just completely enjoys just
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demolishing fucking sharks. That's an EERI
site right there, in my opinion.
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Yeah, just out there, join
your crews, and then all of a
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sudden your boats surrounded by killer whales. Yeah, is that a piece of
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the boat looks like it. That
guy's in a little raft, a little
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blow up raft, dude, could
you imagine what the act You're out there
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in a little canoe, you know, just like paddling. They're probably like,
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look at this as motherfucker. Right, let's freak him out. You
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want to kill him? Nah,
no, let him be. We'll scaring
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the death watch and yeah, come
up close to him. Likes up.
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Man. Are there any instances of
whales killing people out of captivity? I
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know that in captivity they move those
things around like Catholic priests. Yeah,
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it says that there's not really even
It says, even though they are absolutely
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formidable animal, there's been no documented
cases of killer whales attacking a human being
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in the wild. Right, So
maybe we're just like I don't know,
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maybe they just like look at us
and they're like, nah, I'm not
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kinda I'm not gonna kill a little
stupid His name will just be in the
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water, you know what I mean. Right, I'll tell you what.
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It's a it's a bad day to
be a seal out in the ocean.
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I'd hate to be a seal.
Yeah, they'll straight up turn your fucking
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uh. I've seen them when they
broke the ice. Didn't flip them out
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into the water to eat them.
I'm like, that's not fair, right,
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Or will they play with them or
they'll launch them up out of the
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water. Yeah, it's fucking crazy, dude, evil bastards. Is it
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safe to Is it safe to swim
with Orcas says here. They are usually
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friendly to humans, or they may
just be indifferent to you, but they
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usually won't harm you unless you do
something to stress them out. Oh oh
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there are rules. Wow. They
stressed me out just being or being next
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to me, Like like, okay, I won't stress you out. You
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just fuck right off. Yeah,
A couple thousand pounds of muscle just floating
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out there in the water. Yeah, with teas here. Captive orcas have
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killed four people. Three were done
by the same orca. Yeah yeah,
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te leak them. Yeah, that's
the one that kept moving around. Yeah.
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Uh whatever did he did Telekam die
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not sure. I wonder if I
wonder if somebody has a record of that.
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I'd like to know what happened to
Teleika. Didn't they rename him too?
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Yeah? Probably? Yeah? Oh
yeah, he died. He died
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twenty seventeen in sea world. That's
a bummer. Uh yeah, it says
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uh wow man. Yeah, Teleakam
he returned to performing in twenty eleven,
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but they were no longer Uh,
they were no longer in the pool with
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him. Yeah, not so that
they didn't they put they wouldn't put hands
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on him anymore. So you'd high
pressure water hoses to massage, hum and
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stuff as so fucked man, you'd
almost think that just leaving them in the
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wild would have been the smarter move
here, right. He died of a
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lung infection due to bacterial pneumonia.
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it's it's crazy because it's like the
whole sea world thing, you know,
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and all that and the treatment of
the orcas and you know, uh,
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keeping them in captivity, and it's
like you kind of go back to the
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beginning there, start with the name
killer whale, and then your thought is,
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we need to capture one of these
and train it. Right, this
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is going to be badass. What's
the worst that can happen? It's like
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a big dolphin, no big deal. And then you know it turns out
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killer whales like to be free.
Yah. Even I mean they even figured
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out that the brain of the killer
whale, he does feel trauma, they
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do feel depression. Yeah, they
feel the basic self awareness of any of
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those type of animals, you know
what I mean. Yeah, there's like
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there's telltale signs too, and they're
like where the dorsal fin starts laying over
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and yeah, things like that.
I just saw that picture his dorsal fin
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laid over. I wonder how long
into his life that happened, Like when
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that started. I think I saw
a documentary on him like maybe five months
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ago, and I want to say, by the time he killed his second
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person, it was laying over,
so it didn't take long. That's crazy.
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This is kind of weird. Tommy
Lee of Motley Cruz actually was on
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the forefront of battling SeaWorld to get
the color whales released back into the wild.
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I did not know this. He
wrote a letter to the president of
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SeaWorld, Terry Prether, saying that
he referred to to Leakham as SeaWorld's chief
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sperm bank, and he said,
I hope it doesn't take another death for
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SeaWorld to realize it shouldn't frustrate these
smart animals by keeping them confined in tanks.
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Wait, he goes Tommy Lee,
Holy shit, I did not know
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that. I mean, yeah,
that's pretty cool. I had no idea.
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He was like, you know,
actually actively, you know, against
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it or whatever. Right, it's
pretty badass. Yeah, it's fucking sad
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though. They should. They should
fucking they should leave the leave the fuckers
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in the wild man. You know
why because who the fuck else is gonna
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take out all those sharks? Right? Yeah, we need them. Killer
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whales are out there doing a job
for everybody. You know, you're gonna
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jump in the water killers, Like
hold up there, the little guy,
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let me go take a look first. Yeah, And he's like he's like
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you're okay, I'll let you swim
in a minute. And he's just touching
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your face with his little flipper,
his big clipper, so it's like your
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whole face, thank you, killer
whale. Why are all these like not
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killers but aliens killer whales? They
just that's how they communicate my face touches.
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Oh think I like this? Well, I feel like we're trailing off
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here, So yeah, I think
I think we need we need to get
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out of here. This is this
is crazy. This got all kinds of
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wacky. That's what they call us
the Waggy X Files. So by the
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time this end of this episode drops, it'll be about the time that some
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other things should be dropping. Right, Let's just leave it at that.
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, because that's one two, about
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three weeks away. I uh,
okay, this is gonna sound kind of
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dicky, but I'm like, I'm
afraid to announce it based on events.
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Yes, but we have seen the
product. Yeah, okay, one way
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or another, that ship's getting released
on May third, you actually get to
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see it. Was how many episodes
ago was we talking about this? There
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was the flast year. Yeah,
so last year at some point we brought
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up to you guys out there that
we went down and we recorded some music
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at this place called the Monsterpiece Theater
with the band Rector, and those videos
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are finally getting put up, so
you'll either see them on Monsterpiece Theaters YouTube
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channel you can look that up,
or if they force our hands, we
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do have possession of the videos at
this point, we have them, so
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yeah. Other things to check out
would be, yeah, definitely check out
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Monsterpiece Theater around May third. I
heard that was the date I was given.
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May third is gonna be the first
song put up, and then they're
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gonna go after that. What else
we got? What else we got?
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Dread excidibus stuff. There will be
all kinds of news stories coming. We're
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going to try to up a little
bit more as we go along. Me
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and Ty have picked to fucking like
most detailed stories to work on at the
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same time, so they're taking longer, so look to look out for that.
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They might even be out already by
the time you see this. I
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don't know, but uh yeah,
so check that shit out. Check out
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the boys there before told fiction.
Them guys are doing their thing. That
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ship's great. Jason Voice actor,
he just got married. I saw so
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congratulations to him. That's gonna be
way after the fact. But yeah,
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I haven't got anything else. Guys, you guys got anything else to plug?
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I got nothing. I like toast, he likes toast. Folks.
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Remember, walk up to somebody and
touch their face. Don't touch their face,
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especially if you don't know them,
touch the face, don't touch Nope.
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Can we just end this because yeah, yeah, it take care out
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there. We'll see you. Well, he just interrupting. We should have
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all did our thing at the end
at the same time on that all right,
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It just it just keeps going.
It's like, okay, click that
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button because we're just going to keep
continuing this. Yeah, yeah, I
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gotta do some editing. I gotta
do all this stuff. We gotta you
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know, we've gotta get all the
face touching in. It's gonna be great.
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Yeah, tacos
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Check out The Dread Excidibus, the
new podcast we got going on. It's
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scripted fiction. It's really fun.
I've been working hard on that one too,
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And we will see you soon on
the next episode of the Kentucky X
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Files. So take care of each
other and we'll see you. Hm.
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I can probably go into his origin
story a little bit. Hang on,
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I want to say you that I
guess, I guess I understand the name.
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Look at him, that was him
in the beginning. That's just the
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baby at I mean, he is
pretty adorable. He is. And then
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he was like, don't you don't
know? Don't don't you say that that
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thing is cute and it's a murderer, that that little cute little thing grew
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up to be a murderer. Why'd
you do that? What? I clicked
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the wrong picture? The timing,
The timing was fantastic. I was trying.
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It's weird. So that brings me
to another conspiracy here. What are
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we doing? Perhaps o Jay is
part of Octopus okay, mm hm mhm.
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Or they missed an opportunity by naming
him Cute Doolu instead of Ojay because
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he's orange horseshoes. Oj You know
what I mean it's a stretch. It's
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just stretch. It's a stretched Yeah. I wonder what he's thinking looking at
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this dude though. He's like,
God, if you were a fucking shark,
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dude, He's like, if this, like this barrier wasn't in my
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way, I would have squeeze your
head until it pops out. What if
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you're walking through there at night doing
you know, doing like maintenance or some
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janitorial stuff and this thing just pounced
on you. Take a look at this
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thing. Whoa, Yeah, that's
a big old bastard right there. That's
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a big en. I know there's
a little force person spective in there,
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but that is still a big damn
octopus. They do they look alien?
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Yeah? Yeah, h too much
like a spider. Not that it's just
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uh well, I I hate the
open ocean because they don't know what's Yeah,
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like stuff like that can just pretty
under. Yeah the ocean's yeah,
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it's it's something. Yeah, here
we go. Let me. It's not
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meant for us. Like, I'd
be screwed if water World happen. The
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only way I would survive if Kevin
Costner was there, Costa Camick guys there
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try and land is not a moth. I've seen it. That was a
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good movie. Man. They really
fucking people really like ship on that one.
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But I liked it. I think
when it came out recently it would
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have done really well. Yeah what
is this ship? It's just six dollars.
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It's only a year. Man,
I'm trying to get you to subscribe.
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I'm not I'm not subscribing to your
ship. I was trying to see
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that see that picture? No nope, I did it go off? Okay,
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yeah, yeah, okay, So
this top right picture is what I'm
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looking at here. I can't I
can't see it any further. Mm hmm.
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That sucks. Yeah. That's our
that's our cephal pods. All right,
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that's all of them. I mean, if you think about biodiversity,
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they themselves definitely add to the larger
scale of things. But they are the
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only ones that evolved this way.
And you think, like all life on
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Earth, like, that's a very
tiny group and that's the only isn't Isn't
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that the only creature that actually has
tentacles? Yeah? Uh, don't jellyfish
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have tentacles? Oh yeah, but
I thought they couldn't move those. Yeah.
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I don't think they're articulable. Yeah, I don't know. I know
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that, don't The tentacles are what
stings the ship out of you, don't
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they? Dude? You can even
you can step on one. You can
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step on a dead one on the
beach and it will sting the ship out
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of you. Yeah, it's like
it just touches you and it like yah.
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Yeah, clid bees don't have that. They actually have to put some
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work in, you know what I
mean. And that's just a weird creature,
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really strange evolutionary path, that's for
sure. Yeah. Uh yeah.
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When you think about like all the
species of every everything else that's out there,
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the four cephalopods is not a lot
at all. It's weird. Yeah
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what what thing? That thing that
cracks me up too is that Uh I
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still love this is that the giant
squid was was like made up right and
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now we're like, well about that? Yeah yeah? And then yeah,
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what was the whale? There was
a whale that showed up with gigantic tentacle
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burns on it. Yeah, it's
like, uh, what the fuck grabbed
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him? You know what I mean? I think like out of all like
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all these like giant creatures ever like
depicted that we've seen. I feel like
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the plausible ones are more in the
ocean because they like, the ocean is
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like you gotta think of like the
food source it has to have, yeah,
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for it being that big, the
ocean is just by far a mortgage
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board, Like it's a buffet twenty
four to seven yeah all the time.
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So like it's not gonna lose food. Yeah. The only thing that would
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ever lose food is like if there
was thousands upon thousands of these giant creatures
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in the ocean. But I don't
think they're that many. But for the
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most part. Yeah, Okay,
so check this out. This is a
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giant whale with tentacle burns on him. Wow. See that ship? Yeah
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okay. And then this one showed
up recently and because they were like I
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guess they were speculating like what it
was. And then this guy shows up
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and it's like, oh, the
tentacles still stuck to him. Fucking tentacles
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still stuck to him, And we
don't and we don't know what portion of
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that is. You know. Now
it looks like it looks like the tip
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of it yeah, yeah, tapers
off. Yeah, but like we don't
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show how long up. Yeah,
broken off like it could continue another eight
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feet for all we know. What
was that one? Like I thought there
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was one that was measured it was
like twenty seven feet. Yeah, yeah,
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what was the biggest the biggest one
they've seen so far. Yeah,
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it's like four hundred thousand miles,
just like the caves. Fifty nine feet
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is the largest squid we've seen so
far. Wow, and they got a
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picture of him. Hang on.
This makes you wonder how did that tenable
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get tore off? I don't know, but barrel, I mean, it's
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in the water, you know what
I mean, Like you're stuck to him.
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You're just gonna roll around with him, wouldn't you. What if like
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what if the whale realized that's the
squid right there by the way, that's
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footer. Yeah, it's a big
God. I wish we had some perspective.
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I know, there's like this big
thing right here. I guess that's
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how they baited it up or whatever. Yeah, I don't know. But
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see, that's why that's one why
I don't like the ocean. Yeah,
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It's like, dude, that would
be my luck. I'd just be out
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in the middle of the ocean join
live fishing and that thing just capsized my
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boat. I mean, look at
the size of that one, right,
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Yeah, hell to the motherfucking know. Yeah, dude, I like that
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they're they're so big that they they're
so goddamn big. Now that they have
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several different classifications of them, right, there's like colossal squids, Now there's
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giant squids. Colossals are even bigger
than giants. Huge motherfuckers. Yeah,
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squids, Nope, I am not
ever getting in the ocean side squids.
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Yeah, Like, the classification keeps
going up, and I know they they
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term the term kraken is meant for
a squid bigger than the colossal, right,
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yeah, and uh yeah, we're
at the point now where they're like,
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yeah we have those two. That's
a diver on needs of it.
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Wow. It was fucking crazy.
Dude, he's just swimming. He's like,
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Hey, what's up, squid?
Like do they not like is this
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like a whole shark thing? Like
the sharks really don't actually like us.
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They just think that we're a certain
like they think we're like a seal or
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something. That's why the attack us. I can't help but think that this
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squid is dead, it's moving,
it's yeah, it looks like it's shedding.
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Yeah, that's rough, doesn't it. Yeah? Yeah, I guess
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so two point five meter giant squid. Well, that's impossible. Nobody knows
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what meters are. Last week,
myself working on side eating what's this guy?
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What's this guy got? He's uh, look at that ship. That's
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scary as hell. Yeah, was
the first person. But from these little
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clips, look at that and it's
gone. It comes up like checks it
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out and it's like, Okay,
yeah, it's pretty fucking crazy that ship
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is actually there. That's that ship
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of like what I'm saying is like, I know that we've kind of like
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we went over it a long time
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it, uh like a bit.
We thought we found some new evidence,
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but the lock this monster like or
something similar to it. Like, I
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know that we've kind of in a
way debunked it, and I really don't
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want to bring up how we like
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people will know if they've actually seen
some of the Yeah, but uh,
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it's it's believable, like things like
that could survive. Don't you think something
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like that type of creature. Honestly, I think that, like this is
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why somebody would say like that,
there's no way there's a lot in this
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monster, But in the back of
their mind they're like, well is there
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yeah, like fuck, you know, I don't know. Yeah, it's
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the ship that you see them discovering
all the time. It's like the maybe.
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I mean, you guys seen those
like fucking groupers that are like the
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size of a goddamn volkswagon. Yes, those things are huge. It's like,
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dude, he don't got to worry
about sharks. He eats the sharks.
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Yeah, the goliath grouper. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, those
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things are unreal, Like people are
terrified as sharks, but sharks aren't the
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only thing in the ocean that is
like, yeah, people are food.
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Dude, watching him divers and there's
there's giant, giant groupers coming up to
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him, I'm like, oh god, he gonna get eight or the sunfish
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yeah, oh dude, Yeah,
the sunfish is enormous. Yeah, isn't
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it the heaviest, heaviest bony fish. Thanks so yeah, yeah sunfish?
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Yeah, that's it. Yeah.
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they reeled one in they got one, and this was crazy because this thing
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was massive, like it would have
been a record breaker, and they got
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it. Uh, they got it
out of the water. And when they
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finally hoisted this this thing up,
it hit a gigantic bite taken out of
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it and it was like, you
know what I mean, like, what
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what ate that? That thing's massive? Yeah, that would be my cue
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to leave. Yeah. Do you
guys notice that great white sharks are getting
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bigger? I mean, I don't
know. I don't know that they're actually
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getting bigger, But it seems like
every year there's a new report where they're
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like, oh, yeah, I
knew, twenty eight footer was spotted off
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of the coast of California. Here's
the video, right, And it's like
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I can remember like a few years
ago them being like, do you we
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found a twenty footer? Right?
It's like, damn, that's a big
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as shark. Dude, that's twenty
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what's some bitch? What's the size
of a like the megalodon? Oh god,
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the megalodon was what fifty feet something
like that? Yeah? Wow,
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it was was it the size of
like a whale? Yeah? It says
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the larger specimens were fifty eight point
seven feet long. Yeah, that's crazy.
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Do you think, Uh, do
you think any of those still exist?
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I fucking hope not the shit.
I'm just saying, we only need
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Jason Stathum. That's true. That's
true. They said that the scientists scientists
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accept the estimates for the megalodon's maximum
size. Uh, you know, millions
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of years ago between the seventy and
one foot at their max out repeat that
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last part. Seventy two hundred feet
would be the absolute biggest specimens. That's
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a big shark. That's like I
take a boat out there. Mm hmmm.
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Well you think how big the mouth
would have to be on a creature
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that size. I've seen fucking pictures
of like the people standing in the mouth
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of Like said, I don't know
if that's like a I don't know if
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that was like for something like dinosaur
was like it was I can't remember,
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like, but I'm pretty sure like
the the shape of it looked like the
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jaws of a Yeah, shark thought
it was a reproduction of it because that's
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the only thing we have is teeth. Yeah, we don't have anything else,
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not that I'm aware of because the
bones uh don't vibe and salinated water.
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Ah, okay, they dissolve.
Do you guys know why the Megalodon
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made it? It was so successful. It's literally because there was no giant
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killer whales. That makes sense.
If there would have been giant killer whales
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back then, that we wouldn't even
we probably wouldn't even know about the Megalodon
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at all. Right, Yeah,
so I don't hope you guys have seen
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any of that ship. But uh, there's like killer whales right now that
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they're watching that. They're like following
and studying, and these killer whales literally
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find the biggest great whites they can
and just kill them. Yeah. I'm
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like I was gonna say, you
can't. You can't argue that their name
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isn't right. Yeah, they're hunting
killer whales and they're attacking vessels. Yeah
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they're coming o. Yeah, there's
the one here. There was one I
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saw. It was a video.
Yeah. Yeah, hopefully I didn't already
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send you guys this, because dude, this is crazy. This killer whale
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literally finds great white sharks and just
fucks them up. Like it's like,
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you know, like you're bored,
you know what I mean? Like I'm
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just swimming around, man, I'm
like, you know, oh, there's
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a shark and then boom, holy
shit. Yeah, the shark was like
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oh shit, look at that,
dude. Barely I had time to react.
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Yeah, apparently this this great.
This killer whale just completely enjoys just
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demolishing fucking sharks. That's an EERI
site right there, in my opinion.
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Yeah, just out there, join
your crews, and then all of a
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sudden your boats surrounded by killer whales. Yeah, is that a piece of
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the boat looks like it. That
guy's in a little raft, a little
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blow up raft, dude, could
you imagine what the act You're out there
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in a little canoe, you know, just like paddling. They're probably like,
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look at this as motherfucker. Right, let's freak him out. You
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want to kill him? Nah,
no, let him be. We'll scaring
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the death watch and yeah, come
up close to him. Likes up.
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Man. Are there any instances of
whales killing people out of captivity? I
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know that in captivity they move those
things around like Catholic priests. Yeah,
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it says that there's not really even
It says, even though they are absolutely
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formidable animal, there's been no documented
cases of killer whales attacking a human being
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in the wild. Right, So
maybe we're just like I don't know,
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maybe they just like look at us
and they're like, nah, I'm not
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kinda I'm not gonna kill a little
stupid His name will just be in the
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water, you know what I mean. Right, I'll tell you what.
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It's a it's a bad day to
be a seal out in the ocean.
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I'd hate to be a seal.
Yeah, they'll straight up turn your fucking
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uh. I've seen them when they
broke the ice. Didn't flip them out
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into the water to eat them.
I'm like, that's not fair, right,
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Or will they play with them or
they'll launch them up out of the
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water. Yeah, it's fucking crazy, dude, evil bastards. Is it
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safe to Is it safe to swim
with Orcas says here. They are usually
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friendly to humans, or they may
just be indifferent to you, but they
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usually won't harm you unless you do
something to stress them out. Oh oh
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there are rules. Wow. They
stressed me out just being or being next
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to me, Like like, okay, I won't stress you out. You
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just fuck right off. Yeah,
A couple thousand pounds of muscle just floating
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out there in the water. Yeah, with teas here. Captive orcas have
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killed four people. Three were done
by the same orca. Yeah yeah,
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te leak them. Yeah, that's
the one that kept moving around. Yeah.
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Uh whatever did he did Telekam die
or is he still around? I'm
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not sure. I wonder if I
wonder if somebody has a record of that.
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I'd like to know what happened to
Teleika. Didn't they rename him too?
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Yeah? Probably? Yeah? Oh
yeah, he died. He died
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twenty seventeen in sea world. That's
a bummer. Uh yeah, it says
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uh wow man. Yeah, Teleakam
he returned to performing in twenty eleven,
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but they were no longer Uh,
they were no longer in the pool with
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him. Yeah, not so that
they didn't they put they wouldn't put hands
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on him anymore. So you'd high
pressure water hoses to massage, hum and
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stuff as so fucked man, you'd
almost think that just leaving them in the
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wild would have been the smarter move
here, right. He died of a
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lung infection due to bacterial pneumonia.
That's a bummer. Yeah. I think
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it's it's crazy because it's like the
whole sea world thing, you know,
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and all that and the treatment of
the orcas and you know, uh,
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keeping them in captivity, and it's
like you kind of go back to the
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beginning there, start with the name
killer whale, and then your thought is,
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we need to capture one of these
and train it. Right, this
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is going to be badass. What's
the worst that can happen? It's like
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a big dolphin, no big deal. And then you know it turns out
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killer whales like to be free.
Yah. Even I mean they even figured
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out that the brain of the killer
whale, he does feel trauma, they
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do feel depression. Yeah, they
feel the basic self awareness of any of
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those type of animals, you know
what I mean. Yeah, there's like
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there's telltale signs too, and they're
like where the dorsal fin starts laying over
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and yeah, things like that.
I just saw that picture his dorsal fin
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laid over. I wonder how long
into his life that happened, Like when
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that started. I think I saw
a documentary on him like maybe five months
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ago, and I want to say, by the time he killed his second
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person, it was laying over,
so it didn't take long. That's crazy.
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This is kind of weird. Tommy
Lee of Motley Cruz actually was on
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the forefront of battling SeaWorld to get
the color whales released back into the wild.
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I did not know this. He
wrote a letter to the president of
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SeaWorld, Terry Prether, saying that
he referred to to Leakham as SeaWorld's chief
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sperm bank, and he said,
I hope it doesn't take another death for
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SeaWorld to realize it shouldn't frustrate these
smart animals by keeping them confined in tanks.
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Wait, he goes Tommy Lee,
Holy shit, I did not know
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that. I mean, yeah,
that's pretty cool. I had no idea.
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He was like, you know,
actually actively, you know, against
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it or whatever. Right, it's
pretty badass. Yeah, it's fucking sad
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though. They should. They should
fucking they should leave the leave the fuckers
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in the wild man. You know
why because who the fuck else is gonna
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take out all those sharks? Right? Yeah, we need them. Killer
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whales are out there doing a job
for everybody. You know, you're gonna
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jump in the water killers, Like
hold up there, the little guy,
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let me go take a look first. Yeah, And he's like he's like
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you're okay, I'll let you swim
in a minute. And he's just touching
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your face with his little flipper,
his big clipper, so it's like your
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whole face, thank you, killer
whale. Why are all these like not
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killers but aliens killer whales? They
just that's how they communicate my face touches.
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Oh think I like this? Well, I feel like we're trailing off
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here, So yeah, I think
I think we need we need to get
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out of here. This is this
is crazy. This got all kinds of
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wacky. That's what they call us
the Waggy X Files. So by the
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time this end of this episode drops, it'll be about the time that some
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other things should be dropping. Right, Let's just leave it at that.
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, because that's one two, about
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three weeks away. I uh,
okay, this is gonna sound kind of
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dicky, but I'm like, I'm
afraid to announce it based on events.
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Yes, but we have seen the
product. Yeah, okay, one way
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or another, that ship's getting released
on May third, you actually get to
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see it. Was how many episodes
ago was we talking about this? There
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was the flast year. Yeah,
so last year at some point we brought
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up to you guys out there that
we went down and we recorded some music
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at this place called the Monsterpiece Theater
with the band Rector, and those videos
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are finally getting put up, so
you'll either see them on Monsterpiece Theaters YouTube
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channel you can look that up,
or if they force our hands, we
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do have possession of the videos at
this point, we have them, so
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yeah. Other things to check out
would be, yeah, definitely check out
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Monsterpiece Theater around May third. I
heard that was the date I was given.
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May third is gonna be the first
song put up, and then they're
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gonna go after that. What else
we got? What else we got?
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Dread excidibus stuff. There will be
all kinds of news stories coming. We're
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going to try to up a little
bit more as we go along. Me
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and Ty have picked to fucking like
most detailed stories to work on at the
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same time, so they're taking longer, so look to look out for that.
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They might even be out already by
the time you see this. I
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don't know, but uh yeah,
so check that shit out. Check out
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the boys there before told fiction.
Them guys are doing their thing. That
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ship's great. Jason Voice actor,
he just got married. I saw so
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congratulations to him. That's gonna be
way after the fact. But yeah,
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I haven't got anything else. Guys, you guys got anything else to plug?
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I got nothing. I like toast, he likes toast. Folks.
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Remember, walk up to somebody and
touch their face. Don't touch their face,
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especially if you don't know them,
touch the face, don't touch Nope.
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Can we just end this because yeah, yeah, it take care out
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there. We'll see you. Well, he just interrupting. We should have
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all did our thing at the end
at the same time on that all right,
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It just it just keeps going.
It's like, okay, click that
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button because we're just going to keep
continuing this. Yeah, yeah, I
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gotta do some editing. I gotta
do all this stuff. We gotta you
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know, we've gotta get all the
face touching in. It's gonna be great.
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Yeah, tacos
