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And three with your hosts, Dennis
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dot com and now onto our show. Yeah both will watch you breakfast and

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Listenbeth. Now tell us about nutmeg
tis no season. Nutmeg has mirreston and

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that is a as a lucinage and
lake as it has mine altering effects.

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So if you eat a lot of
nutmeg, you could have hallucinations. I'll

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be damn Welcome back, guys to
you or Kentucky Xyles. Not many.

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There's a lot of stuff like that. Here's I'm going over here snort and

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nutmeg. So there's another one.
It's methyl methyl lind de ox amphetamine m

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d you know, you know you
know what m d A is, right,

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it's the it's uh, what the
hell do they call it? What's

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the street name for it? It's
molly, you're talking m D m A

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basically, yeah, yeah, really
yeah. So it's in SaaS froll sas

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frole however you want to pronounce it, which is in the bark of a

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sassafras tree, which is the same
tree you use the bark of the roots

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to make root beer and sasparilla.
Sasparilla yep, yep, like me again,

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sasparilli. So sassafras bark when it's
cooked down and you get the oil

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out of it, you can use
it to make M D A, which

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I'm sure M D A and m
D M M D M A are not

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too far apart chemically. Wow.
But yeah, so it's also lucis.

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Yeah, that's awesome. Is this
fr like uh ebonics class or something we're

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trying to pronounce all fucking day?
Uh? What was that? Harry Harriard

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who ha ha findings? Yeah,
let's think about that for a second.

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You find that if it's get anybody
to find that one? I thought that

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was like the like it was like
a class that they did or something.

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I don't think think of the word
break the word down ebonics to ebony and

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what does ebony mean? Black Tyler? I think the one you're looking for

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is phonics hooked on phonics. Anybody
out there is having problems with that one?

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That one was free. Yeah,
let's let's clarify that it wasn't Tyler

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being a negative person on here.
It was I did not understanding the difference

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of the words. That's like they
don't know that I'm a dumb ass.

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I don't think it's I mean,
consider what we were brain story talking about

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today. I really I feel like
that one's gonna be the least of our

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right. Oh man again, Yeah, we got Jake back. That beats

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you to it. Yep. Yeah, happy to be here. You just

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got you got to ship. Welcome
down of you just now, Jake,

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I did tripping over each other to
welcome you back in. Right, and

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then Tyler leaves about get that?
Tyler leaves again? Right, that's funny.

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Yeah, how's it been going?
Man? Good? How have you

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guys been? Fucking roller coaster ride
from hell? Man? Getting over this?

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Got over the sick? Yeah,
the dreaded car owner virus that he

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gave to everybody. I gave her
to everybody and then retreated. Yeah.

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How's the new house going? It's
going pretty pretty fantastic. Man. That's

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awesome. Man, I'm happy for
you guys. Appreciate it. Yeah,

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it's pretty awesome. Hello, you
know still still uh, there's always gonna

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gonna be downs with every upright,
So I promised I wasn't gonna drag the

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listeners through anymore anymore down stuff,
but it keeps pouring on. Yeah.

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I told you guys about Gregory the
groundhog, right, h mmm, so

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oh yeah, the one your daughter
named, right, Yeah, she named

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yeah, yeah, yeah, she
named him Gregory and uh yeah, because

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I was like, don't name it
that thing. Yeah. Yeah. So

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like three or four nights ago,
Gregory started apparently hosting groundhog cocaine parties underneath

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the house. Yeah o'clock in the
morning. And uh, guys, I'm

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telling you right now, like there's
a there's something about waking up from a

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dead ass sleep too, and it
sounds like it's right next to you,

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and you just sit straight up,
like the fuck was that? My daughter

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goes, well, at least we
don't have ghosts. I'm like, you

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know, I open that. I
think I'd actually rather have the ghost at

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this point, because they might haunt
you and wake you up and move ship

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and knock stuff over, but they're
not fucking with the structure of the house.

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Yeah, they're not. They're not
undermining your buildings exactly. Yeah.

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I figured Josh was gonna be right
on board with like pretty ghost on I'm

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not gonna suck up the construction.
Yeah yeah, yeah, I you know,

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with all the weird shit that happens
around here, with the banging on

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the doors at three o'clock in the
morning and all that stuff. I'd much

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rather have that than the groundhog that's
trying to collapse my shed. That reminded

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me of a meme I just saw. It's you heard the picture. He's

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like, I just watched the original
Amityville horror video. I'm just saying it.

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At Thursday, five bedroom house for
eighty thousand dollars, me and the

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ghosts are going to have to work
something out here. It's like, because

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I'm not moving like this is what
I had to like, just don't break

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shit like this. You stay in
that corner. I stay in this corner.

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Yeah exactly, dude. I actually
have a video of Gregory in the

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middle of the night screaming. So
there you go. That's a majestic,

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beautiful animals man really singing to sleep, right. Yeah. I In other

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news, though, my old deaf
dog Journey that became kind of a fan

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favorite a while back. She laid
down yesterday and uh she refused to get

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back up, and she laid there
all day. I made her real comfortable

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and I started to, you know, just pet her and tell her like,

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hey, you know, girl,
if anybody's earned it, you have.

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You've lived a life and you know
you're a good girl and all this,

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and you're you're very, very old
at this point, and I was

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I was ready. I was like, I'm ready. Okay, you know

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you've been a good good I mean, you know, you've been a dog.

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And let's let's just let's not get
out, let's not get crazy,

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you know. And then she she
stood up last night and just was walking

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around again. So it's it's really
I guess she just started over again.

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So I don't know what's going on
here, factory research. She's fine,

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Yeah, good. I feel like
she's waiting for something. She's waiting to

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go so that she can do it
in a way that just shocks the shit

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out of me, is what I
think is happening. I say that that

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dog was old one I met her
fifteen years ago. Yeah. Yeah,

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at the Groundhog cocaine parties, maybe
maybe they're coming and like getting there,

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like, hey, do you want
to you want to come to this party?

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It's just a bunch of groundhogs.
But you know, she's probably like,

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I can't hear a word this this
cat's saying. So I'm just gonna

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go with it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sitting here last night. I'm

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playing a video game, just chilling
out. I look over and here here

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she comes, just walking in,
and I'm like, what the fuck?

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A minute ago, you were like
writing me your last will and testament.

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Now she's wagging her tail like that's
up. Faked you out, bitch,

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Oh god damn it, that's amazing. Yeah, when it actually happens.

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Uh, I've had so many close
calls, whether where I thought it was

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the end. I feel like nobody's
gonna believe me. All right. Yeah,

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cried Wolf's so many times. Yeah. I swear to God, I

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picked her out a beautiful spot for
her final resting place. You know,

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I played it out. I'm on
a painter thing that just says journey,

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Run, girl, run, you
know. And I swear to God,

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if I bury her and she shows
back up the next goddamn day, I'll

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be like, you know what,
you bury yourself. I'm out. I'm

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done, all right, I'm done. That wouldn't put it past her.

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So yeah, sorry, you guys
are the only ones I could invent this

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stuff too, you know what I
mean. I just had to get it

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out to somebody. Yeah, Journey
has lived up to her name. Yeah

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it seems that way several occasions.
Yeah, man, she's you know what's

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weird is is which was younger,
she just drove me up the goddamn wall.

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But as she's got older, I
respect consistency. Does it make is

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that weird? You know? Like
consistency, I respect it. And she's

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just been a consistent pain in the
ass this whole time. And I'm like,

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you know, I gotta admire your
ethic here, Like you've drove me

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up the damn wall, but you've
been consistent, and I like that.

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I give credit for that. Ship. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that.

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Gumption. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a good word. I

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haven't heard that one in a while. Gumption, fortitude, fortitude, Yeah,

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I love it. Josh had a
while back, man where he was

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bringing Josh was bringing back some really
good ones, man, Like, well,

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my favorite is gonna be I think
Near Dwelling is gonna just that was

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just gonna take the fucking the hot
seat for me. Because I love that

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one. What was the other one
that you said it was good? Oh

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oh that's a good one. Yeah, that's one of my favorite ones.

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Yeah, we really can can take
her, can take Herius. Caddy wampus

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is a good one. Caddy wampus. I use that one regular. Yeah.

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I use a lot of old language
just for the fun of it,

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I guess because I I'll heard it
growing up, you know, so I

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just, yeah, I use it, and I get a lot of weird

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looks when I use old Southern language
working in Ohio. But is is caddy

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wampus an actual like like word or
like words? Yeah? Or oh okay,

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yeah, you thought it was just
something that people made up, like

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just made up. So like the
way I remember the word caddywampus being used

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was like I use it in an
example, for in a sentence here.

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So if you're out in the pasture
and you're just giving your truck hell,

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and you come around and you hit
a muddy patch and you got it all

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sideways, you're getting caddywampus. Yeah, yeah, I know how it's used,

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But I thought it was slang.
It was just something like oh on

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caddywampus or this is caddywampus. I'm
not sure where it derives from originally,

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because I mean, obviously there's links
to the whole wampus cat thing, you

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know. But yeah, I'm not
marred up. That's another one. I'm

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not going to say it again.
Kids already marred up, marred up?

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Yeah, you can get marred up
when you're out there getting caddy wampus.

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Yeah. I'm not going to incriminate
myself again because I'm a fucking I have

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my foot in my mouth. But
what is up with the language thing today?

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Like that we're doing just off the
cuffe That's another one, fisty cuffs.

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I use that one too. I
try to keep myself. I I

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know people know I cussed like a
sailor on this show, so I try

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to kind of dial it back as
much as I can. When I'm at

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work, I do say mother or
pearl lot mother. That's a good one.

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You got to be yourself, be
your authentic self. It doesn't matter

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where you're at. Like if you
stub your toe like you're gonna be like

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a mother of pearl fire and the
poop deck. Heavens have that one a

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lot. I do that one a
lot whenever. Usually it's when the wife

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catches me, uh, you know, in the middle of pulling, you

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know, some anything of my bullshit. She'd be like, oh my god,

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really and I'm like, what are
you talking about? Happens? Yeah,

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there heavens and Murgatroyd Heavens the Burkatroyd
have it's the Burker's right. I

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can't ever do that. I wish
I could. Yeah, the old John

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Malcovitch do it. The old Hanna
Barbera stuff. It's m h yeah,

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calling people references that aren't in current
pop culture anymore, you know, like

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using old people, TV, relative
celebrities and stuff. To use there's a

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descriptive term to insult someone. Oh
yeah, I think I've hit a threshold

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with that too. You ever work
with a bunch of younger dudes and they

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start calling you dad or grandpa or
old or whatever, and I've hit I've

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hit a threshold, Like maybe five, six, seven years ago, I

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was like, fuck that guy,
you know what I mean? Fuck you.

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Now I'm kind of like, I
love it when infants fucking try to

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make up insults. It's adorable.
Yeah. Yeah, I've been hit harder

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for way longer than they've been around, so they're gonna have to try real

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hard to get me. Yeah.
Man, I think it's hilarious because there's

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there you go through that little time
where you're like, man, fuck you.

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Then after a while you're just like, I've heard fucking way worse than

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this, Like you know what I
mean? Yeah, the one that still

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gets yeah help me, sir.
That one just started hitting me recently and

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it's god damn it. Yeah,
I don't know. I don't really get

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that one much. Yeah, instantly, my back hurts. Yeah. No,

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I haven't had the whole a whole
lot of sir. Yeah. I

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did, however, have on location
exactly. Yes, Denny, on location

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Mike's son, Yeah, called me
mister Gibbs. Oh like oh, And

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as soon as he did it,
my face went like that. No,

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no, he was being polite.
But as soon as he was I looked

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at on location Mike and he was
like, fucking hurts, doesn't It was

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like, what the hell was that? Oh dude, you get third damn

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yep? Denny, Uh yeah,
it's still me. He can tell.

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It's like I I haven't changed at
all. I was just gonna say your

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lighting changed. Yeah, yeah,
I just I just threw on this,

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uh this this coat real quick.
Can mm hmm. I got to replace

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his fucking camera. Dude. This
ship is just getting out of what's wrong

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with your camera? Another something told
your camera, Well, it's got this

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thing it likes to do where it's
a I barely bump it and let's see

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if that works there, you am, couldn't you even tell the difference?

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You're in FORO eighty Now I'm in
four eighty. Yeah if if that okay,

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it's starting to clear out, it's
clearing out. Yeah, yeah you

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were, Yeah that was definite for
eighty. Oh man, Oh so what

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did you get? What? You
guys brought up a bunch of ship in

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our our little chat last night,
the brainstorm. What you want to dig

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into? First, Let's sink the
ship, right, you know, ship

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instantly concerned to monetization train, Here
we come, here we come. I'm

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just concerned because I already put myself
my foot in my mouth already, like

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okay, let's go for broke.
I guess I mean we got a thumbnail.

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You know it's gonna be us with
our holding their pockets out with no

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money and yeah, we made no
money on this episode. Canceled this show.

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Hell, I don't know, man. You know, we've got a

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couple of subjects here. We could
talk about that Jake and I had been

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communicating about and we had already touched
on. Yeah, I think we should

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start with the the Jets thing,
the'se missing and Raindow Jets stuff, because

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we'd already touched on it once,
and then we can dip into all this

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other chaos that Jake has wrapped up
nice and neat and yeah last night interested.

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Plus Jake's a fan like a fan
favorite, So right, well that's

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good here. Yeah, you have
comments if you ever go on the YouTube

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and looked or they're like, oh, I love it when you have Jake.

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Yeah, I look at the comments
usually, you know, for like

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the first week or whatever after I'm
on, and then I generally don't go

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back and look at the comments.
I don't want to seem conceited. So

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right, what you do is you
wait till that one's around, you know,

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and go back and just stalk and
just look for comments about yourself.

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You don't know, nobody knows if
you're checking the comments. Yeah, but

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it doesn't have what I do.
I check it for about the first week

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to see if we've been canceled yet. Yeah. Yeah, I like to

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know when somebody spit out their drink
listened to us. I really I love

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that. We've had that comment a
few times, like I just spit my

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drink everywhere. Yeah, well,
listening to this, I don't know why

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I have it. That one always
feels like a like a goal, you

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know, like if we really made
somebody laugh their ass off while they were

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drinking their coffee, I'm like,
yeah, I'm done with that. Yeah,

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it's like trying to make someone pee
themselves what you're doing. So I

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think we should touch on the the
American jet that we fucking lost for however

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many a time, which and you
know the conversation him and I were having.

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He sent screenshots to the the brotion
Gate chat. Yeah. By the

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way, still won't Die. Won't
Die. That's beautiful. I love it.

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We had great, great, some
great comments about that one too.

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Yeah, and some of the conversation
about that, I actually pulled up my

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phone on my GPS and showed him
that I could literally from my living room

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open my phone and see where both
of my trucks are because my phone tells

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me where my trucks are because they're
sent to the radio. Oh yeah,

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you know what I mean. So
it's like, I mean, yeah,

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you can see it if you pop
open the broching gate. Chat. Let's

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make sure that there's nothing incriminating as
far as like where my house is like

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a GPS coordinate or something. Yeah, no, there's no, there's no

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yeah, no coordinations or coordinate coordinates
or anything on there. So if you

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wanted to throw that picture on there, that's I could put a new one

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on that. As far as that
goes, Uh, it's got me in

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the backyard for some reason. I
don't know. Uh, there we go.

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Here's a new one right there.
Okay, yep, So I mean

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like duh okay, So when we
talk about the foreign jet, that image

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I sent will help give a little
frame of reference. Yeah, that one

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right there. I can't wait to
dive into that one. But this this

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was an F thirty five. Was
that one was a F thirty five And

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I looked. I tried to look
for information. It seems like if they've

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determined what the cause was yet,
I haven't been able to find it.

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Yeah. Yeah, see if we
look right here, the blue dot at

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the top, that's me. The
one at the bottom just says home because

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it's kind of blurry on my screen, and I don't one on the left,

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which we know that's not accurate,
but that's within about twenty feet of

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where my truck is parked, you
know what I mean? Like, if

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I can do that, as Jake
put it in a holler in Kentucky,

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what the hell are they doing with
this multi million dollar equipment? Okay,

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so I don't I don't have this
on my phone, I don't think.

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So this is my first time seeing
this. You know what I mean?

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Right? Do you? Is this
a Google Map thing or no? No,

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no, no, no. All
it is is my phone's blue tooth

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connection to the head unit in my
truck for my radio. So it just

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knows by bluetooth if you go to
Safari Maps. Oh okay, So if

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your vehicle is connected Bluetooth to your
phone and you go to your maps and

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you just zoom in on where you
are, yeah, it knows. And

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like right now, it's only showing
to one and it's probably because the other

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one the batteries are dead on it
because I haven't drove it in like three

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months. So yeah, gotcha?
Okay, I know. I was talking

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to a guy last week when we
were we were delivering together, and he

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was saying how he lost his AirPods
because I was talking about how I think

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I lost mine. I cannot find
him anywhere. Should have got the soub

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wolfer, should have got the sub
wolfer. But uh. He said that

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he apparently had something happened. He
was listening to his while he was working

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a job, and he was all
over Cincinnati, and I'm like, an

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emergency happened as his dad called him
or something, and he said he stuck

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him in his pocket and there was
a hole in that pocket, and he

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thinks they just kind of went wherever. But he said later when he was

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trying to track them, you know, the whole find my phone, find

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my device or whatever. He said, one of them was on the east

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side of Cincinnati and the other one
was on the west side of Cincinnati.

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It was the last known locations of
him. And I'm like, how like,

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how are they you know what I
mean? Is it like that?

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How is it is like the device? Does it just like send that last

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little like please don't leave me right
please? I see Jake talking, but

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I can't hear him there is back. Yep, there you are, all

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right. So when your device,
like your AirPods are attached to your phone

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or if you have like the Apple
Watch or what have you, whenever it's

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connected, it constantly kind of pings
your phone with an update. All your

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devices kind of communicate that way,
and then when the battery dies or if

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you've gone out of range of that
device, it stores that last location that

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it pinged. And that's how like
to find your device options work when you're

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trying to look for something. Okaycha, this is this is the device that

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yeah, would now from what I
understand, is searched and all the websites

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that kept coming up were not shopping
sites. It was so weird, right

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and for what I understand too,
that the soap wolfer will like give off

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a pulse of vibration when you get
close to your lost air AirPods. Yeah,

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that was a big image. Like
just to see it, me and

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Jake both had to kind of like
leak around it. Yeah, you wouldn't

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believe the websites that sell that not
not technology websites at all. It was

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weird, well some sort of technology. Most of them were my history already

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though, so that made it convenient
weird, right, you already had accounts

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and whatnot. Didn't have to set
up cookies, no, no download all.

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Yeah. I think they should have
installed this technology on the jets.

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Yeah, that's the whole thing,
all right. So it's an eighty million

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dollar jet, eighty million dollars.
Yeah, it's a two hundred dollars pair

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of AirPods, yes, yeah,
and you can paying the last location,

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so I mean even to make it
more aggressive. You know, the head

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unit in my work van. I
think I paid one hundred and twenty dollars

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for it, you know what I
mean? Yeah, So one hundred and

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twenty dollars head unit in either one
of the two trucks. It's just a

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Kinwood head unit is all it is. I'm not sponsored by Kenwood. Wish

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I was. And it can do
that eighty million dollar piece of war equipment

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and they're like, we don't know
where it is. Yeah. So there's

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two sides to that. A how
did you make an eighty million dollar aircraft

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that you can't find when you need
to find it? Right? The other

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side of that is good God,
that stealth technology is incredible. Right.

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Hey, you know what I never
thought of that silver lining. Yeah,

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I mean you know that shit works, because God, we couldn't find it

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and it's ours. We couldn't find
it here. It's not like we lost

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it in another country. That's the
thing is. It's like, no,

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we lost it in South Carolina.
Yeah, four hours from where I'm currently

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at right really, yes, yeah, I got it. Came out of

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a base two hours from where I'm
at. Shit. Yeah, I just

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could imagine some dude like just hanging
out and he's just got this jet sitting

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in his backyard. He's like,
did that link for the video that I

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sent work? The Twitter x link
that I sent I could not get into

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where Yeah, we had an issue
with it. It was it was something

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went wrong on both attempts. The
one I clicked on just went to nowhere

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for me. You can at the
bottom of of the this screen. Here

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you should see a button that says
present you can actually the second one worked.

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The second one worked. Yeah,
yeah, the second one works.

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So I can't pull it up because
I don't have a Facebook on my computer.

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It was it was the warden.
Right after I said yeah, we

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have the something went wrong in quotes, the next link is it's actually got

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the link at the top of it. Okay, let me see if I

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can get it. All right,
copy, Okay, I think I got

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it. Let me see. Stude
looks so disgruntled. All right, I'm

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gonna share it here. You guys
see it. Yep. Randolf White retired

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from his job at the paper mill
in Georgetown ten years ago. He lives

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in this house with his wife in
a very rural area of Williamsburg County.

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He loves from where he grew up. Normally, it's pretty volume. Warning

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for anybody on headphones or who has
this cranked up to hear it in their

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car. Oh uh, there'll be
there'll be active compression keeping that from Oh

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I thought of that. Okay,
quiet. But on Sunday afternoon, I

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was in the uh, in the
bathroom taking a shave, and I heard

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taking a shave. Saw that between
a screech and a whistle. Wow,

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So what in the well of this
and boom in my whole house. White

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says he didn't realize it was a
plane at the time, so he didn't

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call anybody. Randolph White retired from
his job at the paper mill in Georgetown

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ten years ago. He lives in
this house with his wife in a very

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rural area of Williamsburg County. I
just didn't catch that. I just want

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to I didn't really hear what he
was saying. I want to do yeah,

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and don't taken a shave. And
I heard us screeching. I thought

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that between a screeching a whistle and
I heard in my whole hot Okay,

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So that actually sounded more like Gregory
than than the video I showed earlier.

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So it was kind of weird.
Yep. But I've never heard that taken

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a shave, have you guys ever? That's a Southern thing apparently. Okay,

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I like that. I might I
might have to adopt that one.

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When I first heard it. That's
not what I thought he said. So

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I seriously thought he was like I
was in there taking a ship. Yep,

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Tyler is maybe the news gentleman here, Tyler down, It's like you

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had to say taking a shake,
because that's what I immediately went to.

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Man, The problem with a video
like that is that although there was a

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lot of good information in there,
it gets lost. I lost it all

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because as soon as he started to
tell me about taking a shave, and

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then he did his his groundhog impersonation. You know. Yeah, that's pretty

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funny. So is that the dude
that found it? Yeah, so do

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we behind his house or something?
Yeah, it crashed not far from his

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house. It was on its rapid
descent, unplanned, unscheduled descent. That

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all always like, yeah, yeah, that always freaks me out when uh.

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I hear planes like come over the
house all the time, but sometimes

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you hear that that typical sound when
you hear like the warm movie sound.

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Yeah, yeah, And I'm like
this, I'm like, I'm playing a

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video game, and I'm like,
that's how I go out. That's how

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I go out. Just a random
fucking plane that just miraculously hits my fucking

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house. Or maybe a submarine or
remember, man, could you imagine that'd

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be that that'd be like in this
rare instance where some submarine is being transported

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by playing Yeah, yeah, yeah, was was it? Was it you?

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Jake? This sent me the the
meme of the guy that was it

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was either a meme or a video
of the guy who was using his garment

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depth finder boat fishing, and he
said it says, well, hello Russia,

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there's like a perfect outline of a
submarine at the bottom of it.

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No, that one wasn't me.
That's fucking hilarious. Yeah, now I

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got to figure out where the hell
I got it from. Yeah, that

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one wasn't for me. I'd claim
that one. That one's good. Yeah,

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if that would like happen, if
that really happened, then could you

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imagine being being the Russian submarine guys, like, dude, did a fucking

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fish finder? Just get us?
Like? Really right? Yeah, they're

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like, I know you're down there
Russian. They're like, oh, oh,

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beer begger. Oh it's a badger. Never mind, somehow badger's all

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the way down there. Yeah,
it's not a it's not a Russian.

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They probably like put like trying to
make like okay, start making whale news

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is you're just sitting there staring at
your fish finder like he's poor bastards.

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Do you guys ever watch the movie
down periscope? That's exactly why I said

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it. Yeah, yeah, that's
a that's a job that I think is

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I would call that job too bad
ass for me to be, like a

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submarine guy, like a crew guy
on a submarine. That's too bad ass

406
00:35:28.000 --> 00:35:31.119
for me. I know my limits, and that is my that's way beyond

407
00:35:31.199 --> 00:35:37.719
my limit. I had a social
studies teacher that that's what That's what his

408
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role in the navy was was he
was a submarine. Like I don't know

409
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what, like what rank he was, but he was on a submarine.

410
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And I was like, and that
man, when you're a kid. Yes,

411
00:35:50.239 --> 00:35:53.239
he was a dick but now I
know why, because dude, I

412
00:35:53.320 --> 00:35:59.800
would not deal with that ship.
Yeah. Do you think he had it

413
00:35:59.800 --> 00:36:05.320
easy you're on the submarine? Probably
because we were dickheads. Yeah, total

414
00:36:05.360 --> 00:36:08.719
dickheads. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe even guys like they go to

415
00:36:08.719 --> 00:36:15.039
sleep at night with probably the weirdest
structure sounds happening around them, and I'm

416
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like, oh, I mean the
good news I guess is that if anything

417
00:36:20.199 --> 00:36:23.840
went wrong, you'd never know it. Yeah. Yeah, but it's the

418
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you know, the anticipation leading up
to that, That's where I would be.

419
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Yeah. I think i'd have a
heart attack the first time we'd go

420
00:36:30.519 --> 00:36:34.800
out, because dude, I'm like
the whole time, I'm like, if

421
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anything happens, I'm gonna drown.
I'm going to drown. I'm going to

422
00:36:37.719 --> 00:36:45.639
drown. And I just like,
yeah, yeah, that's too bad ass

423
00:36:45.679 --> 00:36:50.199
for me. Yeah, even though
I was I've been watching these airplane videos

424
00:36:50.239 --> 00:36:53.519
where it's guys flying ultra lights,
you know, and they're like little personal

425
00:36:53.519 --> 00:37:00.280
crafts and something goes way wrong,
like an engine's out or something, and

426
00:37:00.320 --> 00:37:04.880
these guys are like trying to save
their plane, and I'm sitting there watching

427
00:37:04.920 --> 00:37:08.400
it, just fucking mortified, Like
I'm like, yeah, or the helicopter

428
00:37:08.519 --> 00:37:14.440
ones where the pilot's got the gopra
on his helmet and you hear that and

429
00:37:14.480 --> 00:37:15.920
he's like, calm down, guys, we got this, and you can

430
00:37:15.960 --> 00:37:21.239
see the ground getting rapidly closer to
the front of the aircraft. Yeah,

431
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And I know they put these up
just to make you watch it, and

432
00:37:23.559 --> 00:37:28.440
god damn it, it works.
It absolutely does. And I'm sitting here

433
00:37:28.440 --> 00:37:30.280
watching. I was watching his kid
and he's like he took off and he

434
00:37:30.360 --> 00:37:34.239
lost an engine, you know,
but he didn't really lose it. It

435
00:37:34.360 --> 00:37:36.960
was still there on the plane.
It just wasn't working, you know what

436
00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:40.639
I mean, right, And he's
like he's like trying to get the plane

437
00:37:40.719 --> 00:37:45.880
up and it's doing this shit and
he's like calling the tower and he's like

438
00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:49.719
breaker one nin er may day,
may Day, I've lost an engine.

439
00:37:49.800 --> 00:37:51.960
And they're you know, they're on
the ground, and I'm thinking, like,

440
00:37:52.119 --> 00:37:54.239
what the fuck are they going to
do about it. They're not up

441
00:37:54.239 --> 00:38:00.199
there with you. They can't fly
the fucking you know, the fucking toe

442
00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:02.760
truck up to you and tell you
back in. You know. All they

443
00:38:02.840 --> 00:38:07.679
can do is literally ask you if
you've done shit that you probably already know.

444
00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:12.239
Yeah. The other thing though,
is like they call in, I've

445
00:38:12.239 --> 00:38:16.480
lost an engine, and most of
them calling it in only have one engine.

446
00:38:16.519 --> 00:38:22.559
So you didn't lose a engine,
you lost the engine. Yeah,

447
00:38:22.599 --> 00:38:25.400
there's a distinct difference that needs to
be pointed out. If we've lost the

448
00:38:25.519 --> 00:38:30.760
plane keeper upper, yes, yeah, and they're they're they're on the ground

449
00:38:30.880 --> 00:38:34.920
like did you try turning it off
and turning it back on? And this

450
00:38:35.000 --> 00:38:38.599
dude's like, fuck, you know, like trying his ass off just to

451
00:38:38.719 --> 00:38:44.239
like not die, and yeah,
sure did, Yeah I tried that.

452
00:38:44.920 --> 00:38:50.480
I wouldn't be fucking calling you,
you know, And they're, you know,

453
00:38:50.639 --> 00:38:52.320
back on the ground. They're like
made, they're calm, and they're

454
00:38:52.360 --> 00:38:57.280
they're collected because they're not spiraling to
the death. So they're like, you

455
00:38:57.280 --> 00:39:02.559
know, if you could not flapped
up, oh flaps, that's what it

456
00:39:02.679 --> 00:39:07.960
was. Let me just there we
go. No, still spiraling to my

457
00:39:08.000 --> 00:39:13.599
death. Any other ideas, please? And uh, the dude like he's

458
00:39:13.599 --> 00:39:15.760
sitting there and he's like this,
and you're watching the fucking video, dude,

459
00:39:15.800 --> 00:39:20.719
and you can see the GoPro is
literally fucking doing this, you know

460
00:39:20.800 --> 00:39:24.119
what I mean. And he's like, fucking He's like, I see a

461
00:39:24.159 --> 00:39:30.119
field. I see a field,
and I'm watching and I don't believe my

462
00:39:30.199 --> 00:39:32.400
faith is gone at this point.
I'm like, we're not. We're not

463
00:39:32.440 --> 00:39:37.119
making it to that field, buddy, we are goners because I'm basically in

464
00:39:37.199 --> 00:39:39.880
it with him now because I'm so
engrossed, and he's like, I'm gonna

465
00:39:39.920 --> 00:39:44.239
try to get it to this field. He's like, I'm turning the blah

466
00:39:44.239 --> 00:39:46.840
blah blah blah, and I'm putting
the flaps on and I'm putting the coffee

467
00:39:46.840 --> 00:39:52.559
maker on extra dark brew, you
know. And he's like and he starts

468
00:39:52.559 --> 00:39:55.000
to like limp it, and oh, dude, the fucking knows of the

469
00:39:55.000 --> 00:39:59.519
plane just keeps pointing down at houses, and every time it does, I'm

470
00:39:59.559 --> 00:40:00.960
like, this is it. That
guy's house is fucked dope. Okay,

471
00:40:01.000 --> 00:40:05.320
We're back up. That guy's house
as fucked nope, Okay, we're going

472
00:40:05.320 --> 00:40:12.760
back up. Motherfucker made it to
the goddamn field. Made it. We

473
00:40:12.840 --> 00:40:19.800
made it. I've never felt more
alive. And I'm sitting here and I'm

474
00:40:19.880 --> 00:40:22.239
still taking a ship the whole time, and I'm just like, oh my

475
00:40:22.239 --> 00:40:34.840
god, this like every moment like
I'm like, what an adventure we just

476
00:40:34.880 --> 00:40:40.119
went on? So yeah, I
mean, they do this ship on purpose.

477
00:40:40.719 --> 00:40:44.800
They knew I was gonna be looking
for a video to watch I'm taking

478
00:40:44.800 --> 00:40:50.280
a poop. You know, guy
los his airplane, guy almost crash his

479
00:40:50.320 --> 00:40:55.280
airplane, And I'm like, you
know, they knew you were struggling,

480
00:40:55.400 --> 00:40:59.519
needed some encouragement. It helped.
You know, What's gonna happen in like

481
00:40:59.519 --> 00:41:01.920
two years, We're gonna get the
TikTok video of the pilot that was in

482
00:41:01.960 --> 00:41:07.760
the f thirty five, and it's
gonna have to have the stitch with the

483
00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:14.199
guy we just watched talking about taking
a shave. Yeah. Yeah, So

484
00:41:14.360 --> 00:41:17.159
like there's no information like that.
They haven't released anything. So it's just

485
00:41:17.559 --> 00:41:22.559
not that I've been able to find
Oops the plane went missing, Like was

486
00:41:22.599 --> 00:41:28.719
it like being scrambled for something important
or was it like yeah, training an

487
00:41:28.719 --> 00:41:34.519
hour? Is that true? Like, could that just just the bs that

488
00:41:34.559 --> 00:41:37.440
they were saying, say, yeah, it was a training exercise that went

489
00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:42.639
wrong. Isn't that the normals?
Yeah? They always I mean they're always

490
00:41:42.719 --> 00:41:45.599
up in the air around here.
Yeah. I understand always and everything something,

491
00:41:45.679 --> 00:41:50.719
but I just feel like that's always, that's always the thing. Man.

492
00:41:50.800 --> 00:41:53.800
The osprays are so cool. Yeah
they are. I was I used

493
00:41:53.800 --> 00:41:59.360
to watch the osprays. I used
to watch the test videos like before they

494
00:41:59.400 --> 00:42:04.400
got them, like lying and uh, I'm like, dude, whoever that

495
00:42:04.480 --> 00:42:07.159
dude is, And I think trying
to fly that he's got to have an

496
00:42:07.199 --> 00:42:13.599
iron gut because that shit looked terrified. I wonder if I can find that

497
00:42:13.599 --> 00:42:19.280
this shit is nuts? Okay,
So while you're looking for that. The

498
00:42:19.400 --> 00:42:25.760
F thirty five pilot was forced to
eject, quote unquote, and the aircraft

499
00:42:25.840 --> 00:42:30.159
was only at an altitude of one
thousand feet and was only about a mile

500
00:42:30.239 --> 00:42:36.400
outside of Charleston International Airport in South
Carolina? Was he trimin fucking trees?

501
00:42:36.480 --> 00:42:43.039
What the hell was he doing solo? The plane after ejection continued to fly

502
00:42:43.519 --> 00:42:50.920
unmanned and uncontrolled for sixty miles before
it crashed. It flew at six It

503
00:42:50.920 --> 00:42:54.440
flew sixty miles at one thousand feet
above the ground and it F thirty five.

504
00:42:54.800 --> 00:43:00.119
Yeah, F thirty five. Yep. This is very very similar of

505
00:43:00.159 --> 00:43:02.960
the story we're going to talk about
next, is you know what I mean.

506
00:43:04.320 --> 00:43:09.519
So that's interesting that it doesn't give
any information on why it why it

507
00:43:09.599 --> 00:43:14.960
crashed. But ever since it's no, not yet like this one in nineteen

508
00:43:15.039 --> 00:43:30.239
ninety one, the osprey has been
in trumble. But ever since its initial

509
00:43:30.280 --> 00:43:35.679
test flights like this one in nineteen
ninety one, the Osprey has been in

510
00:43:35.719 --> 00:43:47.599
trumble. I really hate this narrator. He's literally dogging on them like this

511
00:43:47.960 --> 00:43:53.079
is a piece of shit. They're
much more graceful now. Yeah, now

512
00:43:53.079 --> 00:44:00.000
they're awesome. Uh they still crash, not regularly like they use so brash

513
00:44:00.199 --> 00:44:06.880
if you ask guys in Silkery much
as a lemar Man on that yeah,

514
00:44:07.599 --> 00:45:28.599
like lives up h twas at about