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0:00 And three with your hosts, Dennis Mays, Tyler Stewart and Josh Gibbs. Don't forget to subscribe to us on YouTube, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also visit us at www dot k y X files dot com and now onto our show. Yeah both will watch you breakfast and Listenbeth. Now tell us about nutmeg tis no season. Nutmeg has mirreston and that is a as a lucinage and lake as it has mine altering effects.
1:07 So if you eat a lot of nutmeg, you could have hallucinations. I'll be damn Welcome back, guys to you or Kentucky Xyles. Not many. There's a lot of stuff like that. Here's I'm going over here snort and nutmeg. So there's another one. It's methyl methyl lind de ox amphetamine m d you know, you know you know what m d A is, right, it's the it's uh, what the hell do they call it? What's the street name for it? It's molly, you're talking m D m A basically, yeah, yeah, really yeah. So it's in SaaS froll sas frole however you want to pronounce it, which is in the bark of a sassafras tree, which is the same tree you use the bark of the roots to make root beer and sasparilla. Sasparilla yep, yep, like me again, sasparilli. So sassafras bark when it's cooked down and you get the oil out of it, you can use it to make M D A, which I'm sure M D A and m D M M D M A are not too far apart chemically. Wow. But yeah, so it's also lucis.
2:42 Yeah, that's awesome. Is this fr like uh ebonics class or something we're trying to pronounce all fucking day? Uh? What was that? Harry Harriard who ha ha findings? Yeah, let's think about that for a second. You find that if it's get anybody to find that one? I thought that was like the like it was like a class that they did or something. I don't think think of the word break the word down ebonics to ebony and what does ebony mean? Black Tyler? I think the one you're looking for is phonics hooked on phonics. Anybody out there is having problems with that one?
3:30 That one was free. Yeah, let's let's clarify that it wasn't Tyler being a negative person on here. It was I did not understanding the difference of the words. That's like they don't know that I'm a dumb ass. I don't think it's I mean, consider what we were brain story talking about today. I really I feel like that one's gonna be the least of our right. Oh man again, Yeah, we got Jake back. That beats you to it. Yep. Yeah, happy to be here. You just got you got to ship. Welcome down of you just now, Jake, I did tripping over each other to welcome you back in. Right, and then Tyler leaves about get that? Tyler leaves again? Right, that's funny.
4:30 Yeah, how's it been going? Man? Good? How have you guys been? Fucking roller coaster ride from hell? Man? Getting over this? Got over the sick? Yeah, the dreaded car owner virus that he gave to everybody. I gave her to everybody and then retreated. Yeah. How's the new house going? It's going pretty pretty fantastic. Man. That's awesome. Man, I'm happy for you guys. Appreciate it. Yeah, it's pretty awesome. Hello, you know still still uh, there's always gonna gonna be downs with every upright, So I promised I wasn't gonna drag the listeners through anymore anymore down stuff, but it keeps pouring on. Yeah.
5:18 I told you guys about Gregory the groundhog, right, h mmm, so oh yeah, the one your daughter named, right, Yeah, she named yeah, yeah, yeah, she named him Gregory and uh yeah, because I was like, don't name it that thing. Yeah. Yeah. So like three or four nights ago, Gregory started apparently hosting groundhog cocaine parties underneath the house. Yeah o'clock in the morning. And uh, guys, I'm telling you right now, like there's a there's something about waking up from a dead ass sleep too, and it sounds like it's right next to you, and you just sit straight up, like the fuck was that? My daughter goes, well, at least we don't have ghosts. I'm like, you know, I open that. I think I'd actually rather have the ghost at this point, because they might haunt you and wake you up and move ship and knock stuff over, but they're not fucking with the structure of the house.
6:30 Yeah, they're not. They're not undermining your buildings exactly. Yeah. I figured Josh was gonna be right on board with like pretty ghost on I'm not gonna suck up the construction. Yeah yeah, yeah, I you know, with all the weird shit that happens around here, with the banging on the doors at three o'clock in the morning and all that stuff. I'd much rather have that than the groundhog that's trying to collapse my shed. That reminded me of a meme I just saw. It's you heard the picture. He's like, I just watched the original Amityville horror video. I'm just saying it. At Thursday, five bedroom house for eighty thousand dollars, me and the ghosts are going to have to work something out here. It's like, because I'm not moving like this is what I had to like, just don't break shit like this. You stay in that corner. I stay in this corner.
7:25 Yeah exactly, dude. I actually have a video of Gregory in the middle of the night screaming. So there you go. That's a majestic, beautiful animals man really singing to sleep, right. Yeah. I In other news, though, my old deaf dog Journey that became kind of a fan favorite a while back. She laid down yesterday and uh she refused to get back up, and she laid there all day. I made her real comfortable and I started to, you know, just pet her and tell her like, hey, you know, girl, if anybody's earned it, you have.
8:20 You've lived a life and you know you're a good girl and all this, and you're you're very, very old at this point, and I was I was ready. I was like, I'm ready. Okay, you know you've been a good good I mean, you know, you've been a dog. And let's let's just let's not get out, let's not get crazy, you know. And then she she stood up last night and just was walking around again. So it's it's really I guess she just started over again. So I don't know what's going on here, factory research. She's fine, Yeah, good. I feel like she's waiting for something. She's waiting to go so that she can do it in a way that just shocks the shit out of me, is what I think is happening. I say that that dog was old one I met her fifteen years ago. Yeah. Yeah, at the Groundhog cocaine parties, maybe maybe they're coming and like getting there, like, hey, do you want to you want to come to this party?
9:16 It's just a bunch of groundhogs. But you know, she's probably like, I can't hear a word this this cat's saying. So I'm just gonna go with it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sitting here last night. I'm playing a video game, just chilling out. I look over and here here she comes, just walking in, and I'm like, what the fuck? A minute ago, you were like writing me your last will and testament. Now she's wagging her tail like that's up. Faked you out, bitch, Oh god damn it, that's amazing. Yeah, when it actually happens. Uh, I've had so many close calls, whether where I thought it was the end. I feel like nobody's gonna believe me. All right. Yeah, cried Wolf's so many times. Yeah. I swear to God, I picked her out a beautiful spot for her final resting place. You know, I played it out. I'm on a painter thing that just says journey, Run, girl, run, you know. And I swear to God, if I bury her and she shows back up the next goddamn day, I'll be like, you know what, you bury yourself. I'm out. I'm done, all right, I'm done. That wouldn't put it past her.
10:31 So yeah, sorry, you guys are the only ones I could invent this stuff too, you know what I mean. I just had to get it out to somebody. Yeah, Journey has lived up to her name. Yeah it seems that way several occasions. Yeah, man, she's you know what's weird is is which was younger, she just drove me up the goddamn wall. But as she's got older, I respect consistency. Does it make is that weird? You know? Like consistency, I respect it. And she's just been a consistent pain in the ass this whole time. And I'm like, you know, I gotta admire your ethic here, Like you've drove me up the damn wall, but you've been consistent, and I like that.
11:16 I give credit for that. Ship. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. Gumption. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a good word. I haven't heard that one in a while. Gumption, fortitude, fortitude, Yeah, I love it. Josh had a while back, man where he was bringing Josh was bringing back some really good ones, man, Like, well, my favorite is gonna be I think Near Dwelling is gonna just that was just gonna take the fucking the hot seat for me. Because I love that one. What was the other one that you said it was good? Oh oh that's a good one. Yeah, that's one of my favorite ones. Yeah, we really can can take her, can take Herius. Caddy wampus is a good one. Caddy wampus. I use that one regular. Yeah.
12:05 I use a lot of old language just for the fun of it, I guess because I I'll heard it growing up, you know, so I just, yeah, I use it, and I get a lot of weird looks when I use old Southern language working in Ohio. But is is caddy wampus an actual like like word or like words? Yeah? Or oh okay, yeah, you thought it was just something that people made up, like just made up. So like the way I remember the word caddywampus being used was like I use it in an example, for in a sentence here. So if you're out in the pasture and you're just giving your truck hell, and you come around and you hit a muddy patch and you got it all sideways, you're getting caddywampus. Yeah, yeah, I know how it's used, But I thought it was slang. It was just something like oh on caddywampus or this is caddywampus. I'm not sure where it derives from originally, because I mean, obviously there's links to the whole wampus cat thing, you know. But yeah, I'm not marred up. That's another one. I'm not going to say it again. Kids already marred up, marred up?
13:15 Yeah, you can get marred up when you're out there getting caddy wampus. Yeah. I'm not going to incriminate myself again because I'm a fucking I have my foot in my mouth. But what is up with the language thing today? Like that we're doing just off the cuffe That's another one, fisty cuffs. I use that one too. I try to keep myself. I I know people know I cussed like a sailor on this show, so I try to kind of dial it back as much as I can. When I'm at work, I do say mother or pearl lot mother. That's a good one. You got to be yourself, be your authentic self. It doesn't matter where you're at. Like if you stub your toe like you're gonna be like a mother of pearl fire and the poop deck. Heavens have that one a lot. I do that one a lot whenever. Usually it's when the wife catches me, uh, you know, in the middle of pulling, you know, some anything of my bullshit. She'd be like, oh my god, really and I'm like, what are you talking about? Happens? Yeah, there heavens and Murgatroyd Heavens the Burkatroyd have it's the Burker's right. I can't ever do that. I wish I could. Yeah, the old John Malcovitch do it. The old Hanna Barbera stuff. It's m h yeah, calling people references that aren't in current pop culture anymore, you know, like
14:50 using old people, TV, relative celebrities and stuff. To use there's a descriptive term to insult someone. Oh yeah, I think I've hit a threshold with that too. You ever work with a bunch of younger dudes and they start calling you dad or grandpa or old or whatever, and I've hit I've hit a threshold, Like maybe five, six, seven years ago, I was like, fuck that guy, you know what I mean? Fuck you. Now I'm kind of like, I love it when infants fucking try to make up insults. It's adorable. Yeah. Yeah, I've been hit harder for way longer than they've been around, so they're gonna have to try real hard to get me. Yeah. Man, I think it's hilarious because there's there you go through that little time where you're like, man, fuck you.
15:39 Then after a while you're just like, I've heard fucking way worse than this, Like you know what I mean? Yeah, the one that still gets yeah help me, sir. That one just started hitting me recently and it's god damn it. Yeah, I don't know. I don't really get that one much. Yeah, instantly, my back hurts. Yeah. No, I haven't had the whole a whole lot of sir. Yeah. I did, however, have on location exactly. Yes, Denny, on location Mike's son, Yeah, called me mister Gibbs. Oh like oh, And as soon as he did it, my face went like that. No, no, he was being polite. But as soon as he was I looked at on location Mike and he was like, fucking hurts, doesn't It was like, what the hell was that? Oh dude, you get third damn yep? Denny, Uh yeah, it's still me. He can tell.
16:52 It's like I I haven't changed at all. I was just gonna say your lighting changed. Yeah, yeah, I just I just threw on this, uh this this coat real quick. Can mm hmm. I got to replace his fucking camera. Dude. This ship is just getting out of what's wrong with your camera? Another something told your camera, Well, it's got this thing it likes to do where it's a I barely bump it and let's see if that works there, you am, couldn't you even tell the difference? You're in FORO eighty Now I'm in four eighty. Yeah if if that okay, it's starting to clear out, it's clearing out. Yeah, yeah you were, Yeah that was definite for eighty. Oh man, Oh so what did you get? What? You guys brought up a bunch of ship in our our little chat last night, the brainstorm. What you want to dig into? First, Let's sink the ship, right, you know, ship instantly concerned to monetization train, Here we come, here we come. I'm just concerned because I already put myself my foot in my mouth already, like okay, let's go for broke. I guess I mean we got a thumbnail.
18:17 You know it's gonna be us with our holding their pockets out with no money and yeah, we made no money on this episode. Canceled this show. Hell, I don't know, man. You know, we've got a couple of subjects here. We could talk about that Jake and I had been communicating about and we had already touched on. Yeah, I think we should start with the the Jets thing, the'se missing and Raindow Jets stuff, because we'd already touched on it once, and then we can dip into all this other chaos that Jake has wrapped up nice and neat and yeah last night interested.
19:03 Plus Jake's a fan like a fan favorite, So right, well that's good here. Yeah, you have comments if you ever go on the YouTube and looked or they're like, oh, I love it when you have Jake. Yeah, I look at the comments usually, you know, for like the first week or whatever after I'm on, and then I generally don't go back and look at the comments. I don't want to seem conceited. So right, what you do is you wait till that one's around, you know, and go back and just stalk and just look for comments about yourself. You don't know, nobody knows if you're checking the comments. Yeah, but it doesn't have what I do. I check it for about the first week to see if we've been canceled yet. Yeah. Yeah, I like to know when somebody spit out their drink listened to us. I really I love that. We've had that comment a few times, like I just spit my drink everywhere. Yeah, well, listening to this, I don't know why I have it. That one always feels like a like a goal, you know, like if we really made somebody laugh their ass off while they were drinking their coffee, I'm like, yeah, I'm done with that. Yeah, it's like trying to make someone pee themselves what you're doing. So I think we should touch on the the American jet that we fucking lost for however many a time, which and you know the conversation him and I were having.
20:29 He sent screenshots to the the brotion Gate chat. Yeah. By the way, still won't Die. Won't Die. That's beautiful. I love it. We had great, great, some great comments about that one too. Yeah, and some of the conversation about that, I actually pulled up my phone on my GPS and showed him that I could literally from my living room open my phone and see where both of my trucks are because my phone tells me where my trucks are because they're sent to the radio. Oh yeah, you know what I mean. So it's like, I mean, yeah, you can see it if you pop open the broching gate. Chat. Let's make sure that there's nothing incriminating as far as like where my house is like a GPS coordinate or something. Yeah, no, there's no, there's no yeah, no coordinations or coordinate coordinates or anything on there. So if you wanted to throw that picture on there, that's I could put a new one on that. As far as that goes, Uh, it's got me in the backyard for some reason. I don't know. Uh, there we go.
21:47 Here's a new one right there. Okay, yep, So I mean like duh okay, So when we talk about the foreign jet, that image I sent will help give a little frame of reference. Yeah, that one right there. I can't wait to dive into that one. But this this was an F thirty five. Was that one was a F thirty five And I looked. I tried to look for information. It seems like if they've determined what the cause was yet, I haven't been able to find it.
22:30 Yeah. Yeah, see if we look right here, the blue dot at the top, that's me. The one at the bottom just says home because it's kind of blurry on my screen, and I don't one on the left, which we know that's not accurate, but that's within about twenty feet of where my truck is parked, you know what I mean? Like, if I can do that, as Jake put it in a holler in Kentucky, what the hell are they doing with this multi million dollar equipment? Okay, so I don't I don't have this on my phone, I don't think.
23:11 So this is my first time seeing this. You know what I mean? Right? Do you? Is this a Google Map thing or no? No, no, no, no. All it is is my phone's blue tooth connection to the head unit in my truck for my radio. So it just knows by bluetooth if you go to Safari Maps. Oh okay, So if your vehicle is connected Bluetooth to your phone and you go to your maps and you just zoom in on where you are, yeah, it knows. And like right now, it's only showing to one and it's probably because the other one the batteries are dead on it because I haven't drove it in like three months. So yeah, gotcha? Okay, I know. I was talking to a guy last week when we were we were delivering together, and he was saying how he lost his AirPods because I was talking about how I think I lost mine. I cannot find him anywhere. Should have got the soub wolfer, should have got the sub wolfer. But uh. He said that he apparently had something happened. He was listening to his while he was working a job, and he was all over Cincinnati, and I'm like, an emergency happened as his dad called him or something, and he said he stuck him in his pocket and there was a hole in that pocket, and he thinks they just kind of went wherever. But he said later when he was trying to track them, you know, the whole find my phone, find
24:45 my device or whatever. He said, one of them was on the east side of Cincinnati and the other one was on the west side of Cincinnati. It was the last known locations of him. And I'm like, how like, how are they you know what I mean? Is it like that? How is it is like the device? Does it just like send that last little like please don't leave me right please? I see Jake talking, but I can't hear him there is back. Yep, there you are, all right. So when your device, like your AirPods are attached to your phone or if you have like the Apple Watch or what have you, whenever it's connected, it constantly kind of pings your phone with an update. All your devices kind of communicate that way, and then when the battery dies or if you've gone out of range of that device, it stores that last location that it pinged. And that's how like to find your device options work when you're trying to look for something. Okaycha, this is this is the device that yeah, would now from what I understand, is searched and all the websites that kept coming up were not shopping sites. It was so weird, right and for what I understand too, that the soap wolfer will like give off
26:15 a pulse of vibration when you get close to your lost air AirPods. Yeah, that was a big image. Like just to see it, me and Jake both had to kind of like leak around it. Yeah, you wouldn't believe the websites that sell that not not technology websites at all. It was weird, well some sort of technology. Most of them were my history already though, so that made it convenient weird, right, you already had accounts and whatnot. Didn't have to set up cookies, no, no download all. Yeah. I think they should have installed this technology on the jets.
27:00 Yeah, that's the whole thing, all right. So it's an eighty million dollar jet, eighty million dollars. Yeah, it's a two hundred dollars pair of AirPods, yes, yeah, and you can paying the last location, so I mean even to make it more aggressive. You know, the head unit in my work van. I think I paid one hundred and twenty dollars for it, you know what I mean? Yeah, So one hundred and twenty dollars head unit in either one of the two trucks. It's just a Kinwood head unit is all it is. I'm not sponsored by Kenwood. Wish I was. And it can do that eighty million dollar piece of war equipment and they're like, we don't know where it is. Yeah. So there's two sides to that. A how did you make an eighty million dollar aircraft that you can't find when you need to find it? Right? The other side of that is good God, that stealth technology is incredible. Right.
28:03 Hey, you know what I never thought of that silver lining. Yeah, I mean you know that shit works, because God, we couldn't find it and it's ours. We couldn't find it here. It's not like we lost it in another country. That's the thing is. It's like, no, we lost it in South Carolina. Yeah, four hours from where I'm currently at right really, yes, yeah, I got it. Came out of a base two hours from where I'm at. Shit. Yeah, I just could imagine some dude like just hanging out and he's just got this jet sitting in his backyard. He's like, did that link for the video that I sent work? The Twitter x link that I sent I could not get into where Yeah, we had an issue with it. It was it was something went wrong on both attempts. The one I clicked on just went to nowhere for me. You can at the bottom of of the this screen. Here you should see a button that says present you can actually the second one worked.
29:11 The second one worked. Yeah, yeah, the second one works. So I can't pull it up because I don't have a Facebook on my computer. It was it was the warden. Right after I said yeah, we have the something went wrong in quotes, the next link is it's actually got the link at the top of it. Okay, let me see if I can get it. All right, copy, Okay, I think I got it. Let me see. Stude looks so disgruntled. All right, I'm gonna share it here. You guys see it. Yep. Randolf White retired from his job at the paper mill in Georgetown ten years ago. He lives in this house with his wife in a very rural area of Williamsburg County.
30:12 He loves from where he grew up. Normally, it's pretty volume. Warning for anybody on headphones or who has this cranked up to hear it in their car. Oh uh, there'll be there'll be active compression keeping that from Oh I thought of that. Okay, quiet. But on Sunday afternoon, I was in the uh, in the bathroom taking a shave, and I heard taking a shave. Saw that between a screech and a whistle. Wow, So what in the well of this and boom in my whole house. White says he didn't realize it was a plane at the time, so he didn't call anybody. Randolph White retired from his job at the paper mill in Georgetown ten years ago. He lives in this house with his wife in a very rural area of Williamsburg County. I just didn't catch that. I just want to I didn't really hear what he was saying. I want to do yeah, and don't taken a shave. And I heard us screeching. I thought that between a screeching a whistle and I heard in my whole hot Okay, So that actually sounded more like Gregory than than the video I showed earlier.
31:41 So it was kind of weird. Yep. But I've never heard that taken a shave, have you guys ever? That's a Southern thing apparently. Okay, I like that. I might I might have to adopt that one. When I first heard it. That's not what I thought he said. So I seriously thought he was like I was in there taking a ship. Yep, Tyler is maybe the news gentleman here, Tyler down, It's like you had to say taking a shake, because that's what I immediately went to. Man, The problem with a video like that is that although there was a lot of good information in there, it gets lost. I lost it all because as soon as he started to tell me about taking a shave, and then he did his his groundhog impersonation. You know. Yeah, that's pretty funny. So is that the dude that found it? Yeah, so do we behind his house or something? Yeah, it crashed not far from his house. It was on its rapid descent, unplanned, unscheduled descent. That all always like, yeah, yeah, that always freaks me out when uh.
33:06 I hear planes like come over the house all the time, but sometimes you hear that that typical sound when you hear like the warm movie sound. Yeah, yeah, And I'm like this, I'm like, I'm playing a video game, and I'm like, that's how I go out. That's how I go out. Just a random fucking plane that just miraculously hits my fucking house. Or maybe a submarine or remember, man, could you imagine that'd be that that'd be like in this rare instance where some submarine is being transported by playing Yeah, yeah, yeah, was was it? Was it you?
33:47 Jake? This sent me the the meme of the guy that was it was either a meme or a video of the guy who was using his garment depth finder boat fishing, and he said it says, well, hello Russia, there's like a perfect outline of a submarine at the bottom of it. No, that one wasn't me. That's fucking hilarious. Yeah, now I got to figure out where the hell I got it from. Yeah, that one wasn't for me. I'd claim that one. That one's good. Yeah, if that would like happen, if that really happened, then could you imagine being being the Russian submarine guys, like, dude, did a fucking fish finder? Just get us? Like? Really right? Yeah, they're like, I know you're down there Russian. They're like, oh, oh, beer begger. Oh it's a badger. Never mind, somehow badger's all the way down there. Yeah, it's not a it's not a Russian.
34:47 They probably like put like trying to make like okay, start making whale news is you're just sitting there staring at your fish finder like he's poor bastards. Do you guys ever watch the movie down periscope? That's exactly why I said it. Yeah, yeah, that's a that's a job that I think is I would call that job too bad ass for me to be, like a submarine guy, like a crew guy on a submarine. That's too bad ass for me. I know my limits, and that is my that's way beyond my limit. I had a social studies teacher that that's what That's what his role in the navy was was he was a submarine. Like I don't know what, like what rank he was, but he was on a submarine.
35:45 And I was like, and that man, when you're a kid. Yes, he was a dick but now I know why, because dude, I would not deal with that ship. Yeah. Do you think he had it easy you're on the submarine? Probably because we were dickheads. Yeah, total dickheads. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe even guys like they go to sleep at night with probably the weirdest structure sounds happening around them, and I'm like, oh, I mean the good news I guess is that if anything went wrong, you'd never know it. Yeah. Yeah, but it's the you know, the anticipation leading up to that, That's where I would be.
36:28 Yeah. I think i'd have a heart attack the first time we'd go out, because dude, I'm like the whole time, I'm like, if anything happens, I'm gonna drown. I'm going to drown. I'm going to drown. And I just like, yeah, yeah, that's too bad ass for me. Yeah, even though I was I've been watching these airplane videos where it's guys flying ultra lights, you know, and they're like little personal crafts and something goes way wrong, like an engine's out or something, and these guys are like trying to save their plane, and I'm sitting there watching it, just fucking mortified, Like I'm like, yeah, or the helicopter ones where the pilot's got the gopra on his helmet and you hear that and he's like, calm down, guys, we got this, and you can see the ground getting rapidly closer to the front of the aircraft. Yeah, And I know they put these up just to make you watch it, and god damn it, it works. It absolutely does. And I'm sitting here watching. I was watching his kid and he's like he took off and he lost an engine, you know, but he didn't really lose it. It was still there on the plane. It just wasn't working, you know what I mean, right, And he's like he's like trying to get the plane up and it's doing this shit and he's like calling the tower and he's like breaker one nin er may day, may Day, I've lost an engine.
37:49 And they're you know, they're on the ground, and I'm thinking, like, what the fuck are they going to do about it. They're not up there with you. They can't fly the fucking you know, the fucking toe truck up to you and tell you back in. You know. All they can do is literally ask you if you've done shit that you probably already know. Yeah. The other thing though, is like they call in, I've lost an engine, and most of them calling it in only have one engine. So you didn't lose a engine, you lost the engine. Yeah, there's a distinct difference that needs to be pointed out. If we've lost the plane keeper upper, yes, yeah, and they're they're they're on the ground like did you try turning it off and turning it back on? And this dude's like, fuck, you know, like trying his ass off just to like not die, and yeah, sure did, Yeah I tried that.
38:44 I wouldn't be fucking calling you, you know, And they're, you know, back on the ground. They're like made, they're calm, and they're they're collected because they're not spiraling to the death. So they're like, you know, if you could not flapped up, oh flaps, that's what it was. Let me just there we go. No, still spiraling to my death. Any other ideas, please? And uh, the dude like he's sitting there and he's like this, and you're watching the fucking video, dude, and you can see the GoPro is literally fucking doing this, you know what I mean. And he's like, fucking He's like, I see a field. I see a field, and I'm watching and I don't believe my faith is gone at this point. I'm like, we're not. We're not making it to that field, buddy, we are goners because I'm basically in it with him now because I'm so engrossed, and he's like, I'm gonna try to get it to this field. He's like, I'm turning the blah blah blah blah, and I'm putting the flaps on and I'm putting the coffee maker on extra dark brew, you know. And he's like and he starts to like limp it, and oh, dude, the fucking knows of the plane just keeps pointing down at houses, and every time it does, I'm like, this is it. That guy's house is fucked dope. Okay, We're back up. That guy's house as fucked nope, Okay, we're going back up. Motherfucker made it to the goddamn field. Made it. We made it. I've never felt more alive. And I'm sitting here and I'm
40:19 still taking a ship the whole time, and I'm just like, oh my god, this like every moment like I'm like, what an adventure we just went on? So yeah, I mean, they do this ship on purpose. They knew I was gonna be looking for a video to watch I'm taking a poop. You know, guy los his airplane, guy almost crash his airplane, And I'm like, you know, they knew you were struggling, needed some encouragement. It helped. You know, What's gonna happen in like two years, We're gonna get the TikTok video of the pilot that was in the f thirty five, and it's gonna have to have the stitch with the guy we just watched talking about taking a shave. Yeah. Yeah, So like there's no information like that. They haven't released anything. So it's just not that I've been able to find Oops the plane went missing, Like was it like being scrambled for something important or was it like yeah, training an hour? Is that true? Like, could that just just the bs that they were saying, say, yeah, it was a training exercise that went wrong. Isn't that the normals? Yeah? They always I mean they're always up in the air around here. Yeah. I understand always and everything something, but I just feel like that's always, that's always the thing. Man.
41:50 The osprays are so cool. Yeah they are. I was I used to watch the osprays. I used to watch the test videos like before they got them, like lying and uh, I'm like, dude, whoever that dude is, And I think trying to fly that he's got to have an iron gut because that shit looked terrified. I wonder if I can find that this shit is nuts? Okay, So while you're looking for that. The F thirty five pilot was forced to eject, quote unquote, and the aircraft was only at an altitude of one thousand feet and was only about a mile outside of Charleston International Airport in South Carolina? Was he trimin fucking trees?
42:36 What the hell was he doing solo? The plane after ejection continued to fly unmanned and uncontrolled for sixty miles before it crashed. It flew at six It flew sixty miles at one thousand feet above the ground and it F thirty five. Yeah, F thirty five. Yep. This is very very similar of the story we're going to talk about next, is you know what I mean. So that's interesting that it doesn't give any information on why it why it crashed. But ever since it's no, not yet like this one in nineteen ninety one, the osprey has been in trumble. But ever since its initial test flights like this one in nineteen ninety one, the Osprey has been in trumble. I really hate this narrator. He's literally dogging on them like this is a piece of shit. They're much more graceful now. Yeah, now they're awesome. Uh they still crash, not regularly like they use so brash if you ask guys in Silkery much as a lemar Man on that yeah,
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