Oct. 19, 2023

S375 - The legend of Frank Igloo

S375 - The legend of Frank Igloo

Wanna know where igloos came from?

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x files dot com and now onto our

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show. Like I love full boys, I love them. I think I

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could just grab the free right.
I love him. Yeah, so I'm

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just as guilty, but I do. When I look at him, I'm

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like, man, they're so fucked
up. They can't even be born natural.

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They have to be born cesareo.
Yeah, it's like, maybe we

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went too far, you know,
maybe we went too far. Speaking of

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going too farther, I got a
great one for you, I promised a

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guy named Big Steve shut Out.
Big Steve listens to the show all the

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time. He wanted me to bring
this up to you guys to get your

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opinion. There was a man who
had a butt plug that was supposed to

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be made of silicon. Okay,
you guys familiar with silicon's butt plugs.

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I can't sue that. I am
no, but I know what silicone is

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Okay, I think I know what
you're talking about. I heard I heard

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about it, heard about this.
Okay, So I guess he decided and

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his infinite was up to leave his
butt plug in when he went to get

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an MRI. Turns out it wasn't
pure silicon after all. So may I

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introduce you to the anal rail gun? Oh my god? Yeah, yeah,

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So the MRI. You know,
it's a massive amount of magnetic field

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going on. All right, it
looks like Hank Hills butt I don't know,

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but apparently this this, the said
butt plug was launched up into this

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guy's body at an alarming speed.
So I wanted to get your all's reaction

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to this. What do you think? Should we be in charge of our

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own food? Wow? That took
a weird turn. I mean you know

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what I mean though, Like,
all right, it's a lot of responsibility.

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You should we have been. I
mean, you see the stuff we're

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doing. I don't know. I
promise Steve, I would mention this to

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you guys and get your get your
guys take on it. I just I

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don't think. Don't always think something's
one hundred percent of something. I guess

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it's like that's just when like,
okay, let's go uh go to one

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thing. Turbo tax they say it's
one hundred percent free. No it's not.

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TurboTax and silicon butt plugs. Silicon
boot plugs, two things. You

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can't trust two things. When it
says it's one hundred percent, it's not

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one hundred percent. Yeah, it's
half a fifty percent in my book,

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Yeah, what is your math?
Okay, I wanted to say this before

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we kept going. Yeah, do
you think the Roumans used corn to build

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this? Yeah? Probably cream corn, cream corn. They made a cement

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out of it. Yeah, yeah, you know the fucking roads are still

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there. Yeah. This is what
gets me on this kind of stuff.

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It's like, dude, like how
did they figure this out? What they

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had to do? Like the multi
layers and like I feel like they they

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took the things that they've already built
and added to it. But then come

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on, even has drainage ditches,
Like like I don't I don't get this

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Like back then, I just I'm
sorry to say. I just keep thinking

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people that are that far back are
not as intelligent as we are today.

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I'm not saying that I was.
I am intelligent and more intelligent. See

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I'm not because I can't fucking talk. I'm stupid, not stupid enough to

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catch yourself there. What do you
mean I just said stupid? H All

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right, look well when you when
you throw it out there, then yeah,

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now everybody's gonna know. That's cool. That is gorgeous. And their

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roads are still going good to this
day and yet seventy five North. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah, they built They
built primitive fucking roads using this technique

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that are still fucking there thousands of
years later. It's impressive, but it

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would suck driving your your modern daque
car on that. But oh sure,

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yeah, I mean there is that. I mean they had what horse and

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carriage and foot traffic, right,
I guarantee if I took my side lader

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down that a few hundred times,
I could probably do some damage, right,

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I could put some potholes in that
ship. Oh yeah, yeah.

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The weight of the vehicle definitely makes
a difference. When you've got a twelve

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hundred pound horse and maybe a nine
hundred pound cart, then yeah, versus

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what's your actual weight? Oh god, it's going to be anything from eight

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thousand to fifteen thousand pounds right just
at any given point. And that's just

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my towing weight. Yeah, it's
just amazing me. They built a lot

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of fucking roads and the roads are
still there. So some stuff we're good

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at. Yeah, I find one
that's a little overgrown here, of course

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I do. I mean I can
I can see that there. There's probably

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people tending to these roads now,
yeah, to keep them. Yeah,

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pleasing to look at. There is
something like a drainy's trout in the middle.

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That's like a good It's like that's
where you stop to have a poop

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when you're like on your way somewhere
and you're like a man, your bathroom

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break, just squat right there in
the middle. Yeah. Right, it's

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amazing. I love that shit,
Like, look got that the old way

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they did that. Just think,
man, it was all corn, right,

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it's nothing but corn. Yeah,
it's wild. It's just so wild.

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Just imagine, like, at what
point did they stop building roads with

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pure corn and start eating it?
Oh? Man, can you imagine when

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they discovered that, like, oh
shit, we could eat this. Yeah.

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I always wonder. I always wonder
stupid shit, Like I'll be sitting

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there like I wonder when the first
Eskimo was like I'm gonna build my house

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out of all this white shit,
you know what I mean. He was

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just sitting there fucking freezing his ass
off. He's like, God, damn,

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it's fucking cold out here, man, why do I live here?

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There's gotta be there's gotta be other
places that goes it's freezyya oh man,

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I can I can fix this.
I could do much better there you go.

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It's like it's so immersive, guys, fucking cold out here. Why

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don't you just chair that you're sitting
on. That's that's not real. That's

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didn't that wasn't in there back then. Neither was the microphone. He was

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sitting there with his helmet with his
with his headphones on, and he was

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like, that was a missed opportunity. Those are your muffs. I just

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I wonder ship like this Like when
was he like, He's like, I

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fucking hated here. And he just
kicked a bunch of snow and it clumped

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up and he's like, maybe can
I you know. And then there was

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that one Eskimo in the village that
had a yellow house because he like accidentally

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built his house out of like all
the peace snow. I thought you were

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gonna say corn if they had had
corn, we'd have corn glues. Corn

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glues. Yeah, we'd have we'd
have igloes of corn. But uh,

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what was it? A I just
to say, Uh, I just wanted

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to know how do they get How
was they able like to figure that out?

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Like was it an accident that they
were able to make the dome shape

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like that? Because we had to
like you would have to sit it at

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a like like put pieces together at
a certain point to make sure that the

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load starts pushing in on itself at
that top point so it doesn't cave in.

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Yeah, you know what I'm saying, right, And the thing is

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that when they get inside it,
it's fucking warm. It's like if the

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windshill is not there. Yeah,
and then the inside melts and that like

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solidifies, so it just gets stronger. Some dude, some like however,

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men, many years ago, some
dude figured that out and he became a

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legend. Yeah, he was sitting
in there in his igloo man like all

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hot with his shirt off, like
sweating, like God, I'm about to

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go outside. I like, I
don't think it's that coconut drink. He's

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a little umbrella and yeah, he's
got a fucking floral shirt on and glasses.

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Yeah, he's like hanging in a
hammock, the pink flamingo glasses.

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The chief looks in like the fuck
are you doing it here? He's like,

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dude, leave the door open.
Oh my god, it's stuffy.

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I have sweating my ass off it
here, My igloo ass is sweating off

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wow, you know. And and
then everybody was like, god, dude,

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you know, fucking Frank over there
really fucking warm, and we're all

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sitting out here, you know,
it's freezing. A bear got Larry,

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Poor Larry, Larry, he got
eight he'd like to see this. Yeah,

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I mean I might see if old
Frank will help me build my own

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igloo. Yeah. They're trying to
say glue igloos. That was the dude's

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name. That was his last name, Larry Frank Igloo. He was Frank

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Igloo. They were like, and
then the chiefs like, Igloo, what

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the hell are you doing right?
I'm building the house. What are you

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building out up? I'm using the
snow. We got tons of it.

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It's fucking everywhere. We gotta start
using this ship. Yeah, doesn't soundly.

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Yeah. The boss, the boss
uh Eskimo. He's like you,

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Frank, you're fucking killing me.
You're killing me. We're out here trying

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to hunt some ship and you're in
there playing in the snow. He's like,

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boss, you just trust me all
this. Trust me. It's it's

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gonna be good. I promise it's
gonna be real good. You just trust

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me. And he did. He
did, he built it. And they're

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like, I hate to say it, but if Frank guy was onto something

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the whole time, what are we
gonna call these things? Well, well,

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just it's an igloo house. Well
statement after him. You know,

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it's easy to river you build you
one of those fucking uh Frank Frank houses

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igloo houses. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, you imagine that at some point

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somebody probably built theirself, like it's
just total penisy, fucking igloo. That

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was just way bigger than all the
other ones, multiple rooms, you know.

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Yeah, had his end ground pool, he's got his four year yeah.

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Yeah, the remember the years off
off the plastic on its furniture.

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M hm uh yeah. There's like
a like what was it the city of

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Ice, Like during the winter months
that there's I can't live in the States

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or I think it's over, it's
over. Uh Scandinavia somewhere, and they

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have like these motels built what out
of ice? I'm pretty sure, Like

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I went and say, it's like
like a big like hotel or anything.

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But there's rooms, like multiple rooms
that you can live, like, you

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can stay in. That's pretty cool. I wonder if it's I'm looking at

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a cold as hell it's in a
Let's see here, there's one in Sweden.

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What the fuck? Now there's a
couple of them. But yeah,

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here, I'll tell you what,
I'll share a screen. I just like,

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do they have a disclaimer? Like, hey, at some point your

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room could collapse in on you.
Yeah, and that sucks. Okay,

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look at that ship. You're gonna
want to wear a sweater to bed.

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This is like, this is like
we were talking about last night. This

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is like Batman Forever type shit.
Yeah, you know what guilded dinosaurs?

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The ice age. This one's Canada's
so scientifically accurate too. That's Canada.

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And this is I believe this is
feeding how much gone do you think they

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used to build that? So much
corn? There's yuh side of one,

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got the old Roara Borealis going on. This is gorgeous. I mean it

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looks cold as hell, Like,
yeah, I can only imagine it's like,

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you know, like just peeling all
the way down to my to my

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you know, my my birthday.
Say just crawl into bed, and I

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don't think no, because none of
these people are in less than winter close.

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Yeah, of course some of this
might be AI is gonna make that's

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gonna make life really fucking hard for
people like us. Look at that.

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It's crazy. Man. I love
that you say that, Like, yeah,

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this could be uh AI And it's
like that's a thing. Now,

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did you guys ever like think that
we'd be in the like time where we

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can't judge something if it's real or
not because it's AI. Right, the

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discernibility is like it's going out the
window because the AI is getting so good

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like that, Like that one YouTube
like YouTube channels that Denny hates the like

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the fake trailers mm hmm, Like
he hates he hates this so much because

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he's like, dude, there's this
movie coming out, but it's literally a

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compilation of all the like people's work
and they like mash it together and somehow

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make it into whatever they're talking about, like whatever movie and it's fake.

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Oh, we're going to get generated
trailers now, I mean, okay,

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so this brings up an interesting question
and it just popped in my head.

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All right, so we have the
deep fake technology. We have the ability

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to put celebrity faces on anyone,
right, and it gets really fucking convincing

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really quick. So what is going
to happen if, like the laws and

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stuff don't catch up to this,
and somebody decides to make a movie and

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say they want to cast Arnold in
it, but they want to cast nineteen

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eighties Arnold Schwarzenegger in their movie and
they don't even talk to him. They

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just have some ripped actor, you
know, just walking around and ed Arnold

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Schwarzenegger's face and voice. I would
say that they would have to they would

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still be in a legal sense,
they would have to have likeness rights.

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Oh that because that's his brand like
voice? Yes? And no, because

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what about doppelgangers, Like there are
celebrity doppelgangers out there, people that look

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dead on celebrities and they don't own
the rights to the doppelganger. Like yeah,

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like cameos like the person that he
can I am a what is it

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a share impersonator or something like that? Like yeah, not, but like

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the impersonators are not necessarily what I'm
speaking of. But yes, but I'm

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talking about people who happen to just
look exactly like this person, you know,

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like, okay, and I'm stepping
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like the King Triton thing, we
need a call Dave, you know,

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damn so, oh my god,
we need to get the picture. Oh

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my gosh. Yeah. So like
so the viewers listeners on any other like

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streaming side YouTube, you got to
see this part. I got it.

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He's already got you were already working
on the sea. So you listeners out

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there, U, we need your
help identifying if this might look like somebody

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that you know a little bit.
His face is perfectly right next to it

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to remind you of anybody, Yeah, anybody might you might know. It's

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kind of weird. The cover.
The cover picture for the film is I

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think closer held on it should be
in the chat. Can you, hey

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make the face mimic the face?
I got the other one, hang on,

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I don't know if I can mimic
his face, like, yeah,

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you gotta close, you get close. This is what Josh looks like when

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he's at Yeah, you gotta look
all like look off in the bostically.

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Yeah, yeah, I'm like about
to throw up. And a lot of

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people don't realize that I have long
hair too. So the best part about

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this whole thing to me wasn't necessarily
that the obvious similarities, but it was

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that Dave fucking took it to just
Nicholas Cage. I don't know why he

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thought that was Nicholas Cage, but
he was. But we were like,

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I don't, I don't know,
I'm on board. I'm just on board.

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I don't, I don't care.
Yeah, it was awesome if you

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didn't with all that Nicholas Cage,
buddy, We're like, do you think

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that's Nicholas Cage, that's hoavy air, that's no country for old men.

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That's uh. What was this character
on Pirates of the Caribbean. I can't

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Maybe who's that? Who's the dead
pirate guy? Yeah? It was a

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Stranger Tides, wasn't it. Yeah, something like that. No, that

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was uh god, it's the last
one. I think it was dead dead

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man tells their tales, gotcha?
It was Salazar. Yeah, but yeah,

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if anybody is like I I actually
threw the one of the Nicholas Cage

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Jukes. In the last episode,
I was like, Josh low Red Lovett

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Josh, and here it is.
Why didn't you put the mermaid back in

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the box? I have a picture
here, a rare picture of Josh without

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his beard. I can I can
shay you guys stay here is this back

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when he used to be a captain
of a ship? Josh? Yeah?

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You know see he's holding his uh
telescope there, his sexton sextant. I

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just really wish, like some type
of you should have had like a fork,

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just like hold it behind you.
Just imagine when this motherfucker sues us

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because we're using his likeness. He's
the wish version of uh him, Yeah,

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from which Doc coup. God damn
it. What was the I was

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about to say, uh yeah,
okay, do you guys know who nicky?

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Yeah, all right, I got
it. You have a tuning fork.

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That's amazing. Please tell me you
contune your guitar with that. It's

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a can you hear it? Yeah? That mic is so sensitive, but

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it's on our end. It's like
boom, nice, here we go,

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there we go. That's a See. We're probably to edit some of those

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pops out Nicki Minaj is trying to
sue the Internet because of it of a

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deep fake. Oh really the Internet? Yeah, because there was apparently here

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we got a lawyer up and get
that here, guys. Apparently there's a

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video going around of Tom Holland.
They just got married and they were on

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their honeymoon. I bet Tom Holland
is probably like, you knows he's suing

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us. Yeah, she she was. She was pretty pissed about it.

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So she says that she wants to
sue the Internet. That's fucking funny.

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But I mean, just everybody just
be ready. You know, we gotta

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like Nikki Dear, we didn't do
it. Yeah, it wasn't nus.

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It wasn't us. Yeah you've seen
our our our photoshop. Yeah, we're

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not We're not that good. No, yeah we're we're uh oh no,

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Josh Matt where we're not that good
at c G. I god, God

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help everybody if we ever get good
at AI video right, Oh my god.

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Yeah, I mean yeah, I
mean it's it's believable. But yeah,

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a very recent event happened with a
draft. There was a very recent

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that's true. Basically, what they're
not taking an empty interflate in Man Taco.

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You know, they have all the
all the ingredients have to be there.

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You have to have the shell that
meat to let us. Everything has

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to be there, ready to go. I'm so glad that I don't actually

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talk like that. Yeah, just's
know, what I said, like that

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is not but I sound like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we

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had way too much fun in that
episode. Yeah. Actually recently we don't.

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I don't care this this is behind
the scenes shit, but I don't

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care. I like treating the listeners
like they're just part of making the show

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anyway. Right, we were sitting
there looking at the plays, like what

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got the most plays, and uh, the one entitled we Built a Robot

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Josh was up among the top downloads. Really, so it was pretty funny.

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I couldn't help it but laugh because
I'm like, out of all the

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ship we've talked about, out of
everything that we've we've looked at and done

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and all this on the show,
We Built a Robot Josh was like that

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one. And uh, the only
one that that was I think it was

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the top downloads for the whole season
was Tyler is Missing. Yeah, Tyler

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is Missing. I was going to
say that was a big yeah, it

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was a big episode and it was
that was funny as fuck. Yeah.

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I was cracking out because of like
how how that episode played out, and

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like I don't know, I mean, what is that clickbait? Is that

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like a clickbaiting thing only a lot? Yeah, I feel like it's forgivable.

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Yeah, yeah, it's a good
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clickbait, but not all the way
there. Like yeah, oh yeah,

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I found this. I got actual
footage of Frank Igloo. You know what

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I like about this? What's that
is the ky x fils billboard in the

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background? That is it is nice? Yeah, I didn't even know we

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spent the money to put a billboard
up there. I actually think that he

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invented it. Oh okay, yeah, it was like he didn't. He

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was just like, man, I
just wish I was sitting around a fire,

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you know what I mean? Right, yeah, there he is.

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You could see that he modeled his
his uh snow x after corn yep,

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big square corn makes square corns,
so you could see the similarities. That's

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not carbon that happened. Was he
carbon flames into it? Look look at

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the one, two, three,
fourths fourth throw up almost to the top.

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It looks like he's, uh,
he's got my hot rodigo. He's

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I mean he once it's to look
sick. Yeah, you know what I

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mean. But plus here, if
you put flames on the design, then

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it's warmer inside. Right, that
checks out, you know, so it's

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like he's in there like, yeah, my, it's hotest fucking here.

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Well that, uh, that does
the the idea. That does lend a

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hand because uh, this is like
way off topic, but similarities. But

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yeah, somebody said that. I've
heard somebody says, like, Okay,

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a person that's actually saying like he's
actually doing rips like use lifting weights.

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They say, a person that's literally
watching the person do that is burning more

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calories because they're thinking about doing it. Really, that's I've heard that somewhere.

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But there's so much a false information
in Yeah, but I thought that

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was the funniest thing. I was
like, dude, I could just watch

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a workout video and lose weight.
I man, I don't know. I

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mean, I was actually leaning towards
this one. Sorry. I was trying

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to trying to get rid of Oh
my god, did I send you speaking

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of fucking goofy animals? Oh my
god, I gotta find it. I

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think I'm disappointed. Is I can't
remember if I sent this to you guys

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or not. I have to send
it to you right now. And if

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you haven't seen it, I don't
know if you can at least screenshot it

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and pull it up. I sent
it to the Beard Chat right. This

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cow is my spirit animal? Oh
my god? Yeah, I think I

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did see this. I mean,
is there a way we can at least

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uh screenshot that last scene and put
it on the show just to let's let's

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put it in our brand or overlays
and we can have him ready to go

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at any moment, because that is
fantastic. Uh, where's that here?

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I really think the music is what
what sells it to me? Right,

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Like, I don't know how people
like landed on that, Like I'm gonna

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put this song in this but ID
damn, I'm glad it did. Yeah,

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that ship's amazing. I think we
ended the show on a high note.

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Yeah, you guys, got anything
else you want to thirty these good

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folks? Or should we let him? Let him go? I feel like

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I feel like y'all have been on
a ride. Y'all been on a ride

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on this episode and I'm glad you
came along it. Yeah, this has

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definitely been a ride, these episodes
I have. I've always had tough times

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naming these episodes, but this one
was just and I got an idea for

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the for the first half okay,
cool, because dude, I just was

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gonna call it nonsense, And then
we turned on corn. That was in

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the last half though, was it? Yeah? Yeah, then we turned

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on So I guess we have one
for this one, okay, yeah,

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yeah, yeah, because if you
split it, you're probably gonna split it

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shortly after the fish. Oh dude, I could actually get a like a

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guy on a computer and it's just
a picture of corn. Oh my god.

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Yeah, dude, yeah do that. Yeah, people crack up over

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that. We like making you all
laugh out there. I don't know if

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you noticed this or not. Yeah, when hey, you know what,

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I do have something I want to
play before we before we end it,

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because this really made our day.
Let me let me grab it real quick.

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Oh yeah, yeah, I guess
I wasn't part of the day.

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You were you were you actually were? Yeah? Yeah, he sent it

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to us. I think you didn't
respond to it in the chat, but

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yeah, I think you heard it. You heard it as as I found

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it. I think because I heard. I just wanted to let you know

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that I absolutely love the podcast.
Your insights on sound Squatch and the cryptids

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and paranormal and everything else you guys
talk about keep me intrigued and laughing all

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day long at you guys. I
really appreciate what you're doing and I look

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forward to catching up and to keep
following these episodes. You guys make my

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day every day, no kidding,
love you guys. Keep up the good

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work. Thanks again for everything you
do. Did did yeah, yeah,

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yeah, hang on, I pull
up his name real quick. I won't.

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I won't pull his put his whole
name out there, just you know,

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for the sake of right right privacy
right now. We get a few

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of these. They're not always nice. I did have one. Uh,

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there was one. I told Tyler
this that that voicemail was from Patrick and

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Patrick. Thank you, man,
I really appreciate that. That is fucking

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awesome man, Patrick. Oh wow, thanks Patrick. We appreciate it,

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man. That means a lot.
There's so many silent listeners. There's so

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many silent listeners, and it always
makes you wonder if you're doing if you're

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doing the good stuff, you know, if people are appreciating what you do.

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So, uh, I have I
have a review here. I've been

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saving for a little bit. I've
been wanting to read this on the show,

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and uh, I have a I
have a response to this review,

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and I just I've really worked hard
on it, and uh, you know,

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I stayed up all night and I
practiced it and it was you know,

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it's gonna be good. I hope, you know. But uh,

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we got two stars on Apple Podcasts, right yeah, And it says too

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much time listening to people clicking keys
and looking up things on the internet.

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I could do that on my own, which defeats the purpose. And my

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rebuttal is, hey, let us
know if you find something cool. Yeah,

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good job, good job. Ye. Interestingly enough, you spent a

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little bit of time clicking on your
keyboard to type that out. Well.

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And something to put in perspective for
our our keyboard warrior here is that when

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we're discussing stuff on the show and
we come up with something, we don't

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like to put out absolute trash.
So if something is brought up in a

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subject, we look it up on
the spot to make sure that we're not

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we ourselves, and if we fuck
up and we say something wrong, we

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usually redact the statement in the next
episode or call it out, you know,

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and apologize for talking nonsense. Yeah, you know, I know what

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it is. A while back,
I guess we had we had some comments

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left to us about all the submarine
jokes. I guess. I guess tasteless

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must have been subpar, and I
issued a full on apology for that we

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did. Yeah, that was we
were all part of that. So I

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feel like we're even steven at that
point. Yeah, I love that you

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chose the term subpar? Did I
do that? I'd even notice that it

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was my fault. I was trying
to be as air tight as I could

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about this one, right, you
know what I mean. I didn't want

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there to be any you know,
no leagues, you know what I mean,

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No, nothing, just air tight. Yeah. So yeah, sorry,

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Yo, what would they say?
They were like, oh, y'all

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are terrible. You're absolutely right,
So there we go. That one's settled.

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Yeah, fucking terrible. We're in
agreement. And the hell of it

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is is like Tyler was. Tyler
was a nice, genuinely kind boy,

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and after spending time with us,
he's now cynical as fuck. This is

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the same guy that had the background
that was the submarine, right, yeah,

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yeah. So what I'm saying,
though, is that the people shouldn't

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blame Tyler for this. This is
our fault for Tyler. We were bad.

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Tyler shouldn't be thrown under the bus. He should not be thrown under

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the sub No. I own that
ship. I did it. None of

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these none of these little little dudes
up here, old dudes did it.

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I'm the one that thought of it. The only reason I didn't do anything

404
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totally crash is because my computer won't
hold up stream. That's why you guys

405
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get the beauty of the drums.
Yeah, I don't get the bedstard Yeah

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dollars word I could there dwellings?
What kid? What be quote on here?

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Rock mile? Alright, let's get
out of here. You looking at

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each other? Out there will be
uh see you guys you think you about don't don't