S375 - The legend of Frank Igloo

0:00 You are listening to The Kentucky X Files Season three with your hosts Dennis Mays, Tylers Stewart, and Josh Gibbs. Don't forget to subscribe to us on YouTube, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also visitors at w w W dot k y x files dot com and now onto our show. Like I love full boys, I love them. I think I could just grab the free right. I love him. Yeah, so I'm just as guilty, but I do. When I look at him, I'm like, man, they're so fucked up. They can't even be born natural.

1:08 They have to be born cesareo. Yeah, it's like, maybe we went too far, you know, maybe we went too far. Speaking of going too farther, I got a great one for you, I promised a guy named Big Steve shut Out. Big Steve listens to the show all the time. He wanted me to bring this up to you guys to get your opinion. There was a man who had a butt plug that was supposed to be made of silicon. Okay, you guys familiar with silicon's butt plugs. I can't sue that. I am no, but I know what silicone is Okay, I think I know what you're talking about. I heard I heard about it, heard about this. Okay, So I guess he decided and his infinite was up to leave his butt plug in when he went to get an MRI. Turns out it wasn't pure silicon after all. So may I introduce you to the anal rail gun? Oh my god? Yeah, yeah, So the MRI. You know, it's a massive amount of magnetic field going on. All right, it looks like Hank Hills butt I don't know, but apparently this this, the said butt plug was launched up into this

2:43 guy's body at an alarming speed. So I wanted to get your all's reaction to this. What do you think? Should we be in charge of our own food? Wow? That took a weird turn. I mean you know what I mean though, Like, all right, it's a lot of responsibility. You should we have been. I mean, you see the stuff we're doing. I don't know. I promise Steve, I would mention this to you guys and get your get your guys take on it. I just I don't think. Don't always think something's one hundred percent of something. I guess it's like that's just when like, okay, let's go uh go to one thing. Turbo tax they say it's one hundred percent free. No it's not.

3:40 TurboTax and silicon butt plugs. Silicon boot plugs, two things. You can't trust two things. When it says it's one hundred percent, it's not one hundred percent. Yeah, it's half a fifty percent in my book, Yeah, what is your math? Okay, I wanted to say this before we kept going. Yeah, do you think the Roumans used corn to build this? Yeah? Probably cream corn, cream corn. They made a cement out of it. Yeah, yeah, you know the fucking roads are still there. Yeah. This is what gets me on this kind of stuff.

4:25 It's like, dude, like how did they figure this out? What they had to do? Like the multi layers and like I feel like they they took the things that they've already built and added to it. But then come on, even has drainage ditches, Like like I don't I don't get this Like back then, I just I'm sorry to say. I just keep thinking people that are that far back are not as intelligent as we are today. I'm not saying that I was. I am intelligent and more intelligent. See I'm not because I can't fucking talk. I'm stupid, not stupid enough to catch yourself there. What do you mean I just said stupid? H All right, look well when you when you throw it out there, then yeah, now everybody's gonna know. That's cool. That is gorgeous. And their roads are still going good to this day and yet seventy five North. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they built They built primitive fucking roads using this technique

5:59 that are still fucking there thousands of years later. It's impressive, but it would suck driving your your modern daque car on that. But oh sure, yeah, I mean there is that. I mean they had what horse and carriage and foot traffic, right, I guarantee if I took my side lader down that a few hundred times, I could probably do some damage, right, I could put some potholes in that ship. Oh yeah, yeah. The weight of the vehicle definitely makes a difference. When you've got a twelve hundred pound horse and maybe a nine hundred pound cart, then yeah, versus what's your actual weight? Oh god, it's going to be anything from eight thousand to fifteen thousand pounds right just at any given point. And that's just my towing weight. Yeah, it's just amazing me. They built a lot of fucking roads and the roads are still there. So some stuff we're good at. Yeah, I find one that's a little overgrown here, of course I do. I mean I can I can see that there. There's probably people tending to these roads now, yeah, to keep them. Yeah, pleasing to look at. There is something like a drainy's trout in the middle.

7:33 That's like a good It's like that's where you stop to have a poop when you're like on your way somewhere and you're like a man, your bathroom break, just squat right there in the middle. Yeah. Right, it's amazing. I love that shit, Like, look got that the old way they did that. Just think, man, it was all corn, right, it's nothing but corn. Yeah, it's wild. It's just so wild.

8:20 Just imagine, like, at what point did they stop building roads with pure corn and start eating it? Oh? Man, can you imagine when they discovered that, like, oh shit, we could eat this. Yeah. I always wonder. I always wonder stupid shit, Like I'll be sitting there like I wonder when the first Eskimo was like I'm gonna build my house out of all this white shit, you know what I mean. He was just sitting there fucking freezing his ass off. He's like, God, damn, it's fucking cold out here, man, why do I live here? There's gotta be there's gotta be other places that goes it's freezyya oh man, I can I can fix this. I could do much better there you go.

9:05 It's like it's so immersive, guys, fucking cold out here. Why don't you just chair that you're sitting on. That's that's not real. That's didn't that wasn't in there back then. Neither was the microphone. He was sitting there with his helmet with his with his headphones on, and he was like, that was a missed opportunity. Those are your muffs. I just I wonder ship like this Like when was he like, He's like, I fucking hated here. And he just kicked a bunch of snow and it clumped up and he's like, maybe can I you know. And then there was that one Eskimo in the village that had a yellow house because he like accidentally built his house out of like all the peace snow. I thought you were gonna say corn if they had had corn, we'd have corn glues. Corn glues. Yeah, we'd have we'd have igloes of corn. But uh, what was it? A I just to say, Uh, I just wanted to know how do they get How was they able like to figure that out?

10:16 Like was it an accident that they were able to make the dome shape like that? Because we had to like you would have to sit it at a like like put pieces together at a certain point to make sure that the load starts pushing in on itself at that top point so it doesn't cave in. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, right, And the thing is that when they get inside it, it's fucking warm. It's like if the windshill is not there. Yeah, and then the inside melts and that like solidifies, so it just gets stronger. Some dude, some like however, men, many years ago, some dude figured that out and he became a legend. Yeah, he was sitting in there in his igloo man like all hot with his shirt off, like sweating, like God, I'm about to go outside. I like, I don't think it's that coconut drink. He's a little umbrella and yeah, he's got a fucking floral shirt on and glasses.

11:28 Yeah, he's like hanging in a hammock, the pink flamingo glasses. The chief looks in like the fuck are you doing it here? He's like, dude, leave the door open. Oh my god, it's stuffy. I have sweating my ass off it here, My igloo ass is sweating off wow, you know. And and then everybody was like, god, dude, you know, fucking Frank over there really fucking warm, and we're all sitting out here, you know, it's freezing. A bear got Larry, Poor Larry, Larry, he got eight he'd like to see this. Yeah, I mean I might see if old Frank will help me build my own igloo. Yeah. They're trying to say glue igloos. That was the dude's name. That was his last name, Larry Frank Igloo. He was Frank Igloo. They were like, and then the chiefs like, Igloo, what the hell are you doing right? I'm building the house. What are you building out up? I'm using the snow. We got tons of it.

12:52 It's fucking everywhere. We gotta start using this ship. Yeah, doesn't soundly. Yeah. The boss, the boss uh Eskimo. He's like you, Frank, you're fucking killing me. You're killing me. We're out here trying to hunt some ship and you're in there playing in the snow. He's like, boss, you just trust me all this. Trust me. It's it's gonna be good. I promise it's gonna be real good. You just trust me. And he did. He did, he built it. And they're like, I hate to say it, but if Frank guy was onto something the whole time, what are we gonna call these things? Well, well, just it's an igloo house. Well statement after him. You know, it's easy to river you build you one of those fucking uh Frank Frank houses igloo houses. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you imagine that at some point somebody probably built theirself, like it's just total penisy, fucking igloo. That was just way bigger than all the other ones, multiple rooms, you know.

13:56 Yeah, had his end ground pool, he's got his four year yeah. Yeah, the remember the years off off the plastic on its furniture. M hm uh yeah. There's like a like what was it the city of Ice, Like during the winter months that there's I can't live in the States or I think it's over, it's over. Uh Scandinavia somewhere, and they have like these motels built what out of ice? I'm pretty sure, Like I went and say, it's like like a big like hotel or anything.

14:39 But there's rooms, like multiple rooms that you can live, like, you can stay in. That's pretty cool. I wonder if it's I'm looking at a cold as hell it's in a Let's see here, there's one in Sweden. What the fuck? Now there's a couple of them. But yeah, here, I'll tell you what, I'll share a screen. I just like, do they have a disclaimer? Like, hey, at some point your room could collapse in on you. Yeah, and that sucks. Okay, look at that ship. You're gonna want to wear a sweater to bed. This is like, this is like we were talking about last night. This is like Batman Forever type shit. Yeah, you know what guilded dinosaurs?

15:31 The ice age. This one's Canada's so scientifically accurate too. That's Canada. And this is I believe this is feeding how much gone do you think they used to build that? So much corn? There's yuh side of one, got the old Roara Borealis going on. This is gorgeous. I mean it looks cold as hell, Like, yeah, I can only imagine it's like, you know, like just peeling all the way down to my to my you know, my my birthday. Say just crawl into bed, and I don't think no, because none of these people are in less than winter close.

16:18 Yeah, of course some of this might be AI is gonna make that's gonna make life really fucking hard for people like us. Look at that. It's crazy. Man. I love that you say that, Like, yeah, this could be uh AI And it's like that's a thing. Now, did you guys ever like think that we'd be in the like time where we can't judge something if it's real or not because it's AI. Right, the discernibility is like it's going out the window because the AI is getting so good like that, Like that one YouTube like YouTube channels that Denny hates the like the fake trailers mm hmm, Like he hates he hates this so much because he's like, dude, there's this movie coming out, but it's literally a compilation of all the like people's work and they like mash it together and somehow make it into whatever they're talking about, like whatever movie and it's fake.

17:30 Oh, we're going to get generated trailers now, I mean, okay, so this brings up an interesting question and it just popped in my head. All right, so we have the deep fake technology. We have the ability to put celebrity faces on anyone, right, and it gets really fucking convincing really quick. So what is going to happen if, like the laws and stuff don't catch up to this, and somebody decides to make a movie and say they want to cast Arnold in it, but they want to cast nineteen eighties Arnold Schwarzenegger in their movie and they don't even talk to him. They just have some ripped actor, you know, just walking around and ed Arnold Schwarzenegger's face and voice. I would say that they would have to they would still be in a legal sense, they would have to have likeness rights.

18:36 Oh that because that's his brand like voice? Yes? And no, because what about doppelgangers, Like there are celebrity doppelgangers out there, people that look dead on celebrities and they don't own the rights to the doppelganger. Like yeah, like cameos like the person that he can I am a what is it a share impersonator or something like that? Like yeah, not, but like the impersonators are not necessarily what I'm speaking of. But yes, but I'm talking about people who happen to just look exactly like this person, you know, like, okay, and I'm stepping alone Dick on this one. But like the King Triton thing, we need a call Dave, you know, damn so, oh my god, we need to get the picture. Oh my gosh. Yeah. So like so the viewers listeners on any other like streaming side YouTube, you got to see this part. I got it.

19:52 He's already got you were already working on the sea. So you listeners out there, U, we need your help identifying if this might look like somebody that you know a little bit. His face is perfectly right next to it to remind you of anybody, Yeah, anybody might you might know. It's kind of weird. The cover. The cover picture for the film is I think closer held on it should be in the chat. Can you, hey make the face mimic the face? I got the other one, hang on, I don't know if I can mimic his face, like, yeah, you gotta close, you get close. This is what Josh looks like when he's at Yeah, you gotta look all like look off in the bostically.

21:00 Yeah, yeah, I'm like about to throw up. And a lot of people don't realize that I have long hair too. So the best part about this whole thing to me wasn't necessarily that the obvious similarities, but it was that Dave fucking took it to just Nicholas Cage. I don't know why he thought that was Nicholas Cage, but he was. But we were like, I don't, I don't know, I'm on board. I'm just on board. I don't, I don't care. Yeah, it was awesome if you didn't with all that Nicholas Cage, buddy, We're like, do you think that's Nicholas Cage, that's hoavy air, that's no country for old men.

21:52 That's uh. What was this character on Pirates of the Caribbean. I can't Maybe who's that? Who's the dead pirate guy? Yeah? It was a Stranger Tides, wasn't it. Yeah, something like that. No, that was uh god, it's the last one. I think it was dead dead man tells their tales, gotcha? It was Salazar. Yeah, but yeah, if anybody is like I I actually threw the one of the Nicholas Cage Jukes. In the last episode, I was like, Josh low Red Lovett Josh, and here it is. Why didn't you put the mermaid back in the box? I have a picture here, a rare picture of Josh without his beard. I can I can shay you guys stay here is this back when he used to be a captain of a ship? Josh? Yeah?

23:04 You know see he's holding his uh telescope there, his sexton sextant. I just really wish, like some type of you should have had like a fork, just like hold it behind you. Just imagine when this motherfucker sues us because we're using his likeness. He's the wish version of uh him, Yeah, from which Doc coup. God damn it. What was the I was about to say, uh yeah, okay, do you guys know who nicky?

24:03 Yeah, all right, I got it. You have a tuning fork. That's amazing. Please tell me you contune your guitar with that. It's a can you hear it? Yeah? That mic is so sensitive, but it's on our end. It's like boom, nice, here we go, there we go. That's a See. We're probably to edit some of those pops out Nicki Minaj is trying to sue the Internet because of it of a deep fake. Oh really the Internet? Yeah, because there was apparently here we got a lawyer up and get that here, guys. Apparently there's a video going around of Tom Holland. They just got married and they were on their honeymoon. I bet Tom Holland is probably like, you knows he's suing us. Yeah, she she was. She was pretty pissed about it.

25:26 So she says that she wants to sue the Internet. That's fucking funny. But I mean, just everybody just be ready. You know, we gotta like Nikki Dear, we didn't do it. Yeah, it wasn't nus. It wasn't us. Yeah you've seen our our our photoshop. Yeah, we're not We're not that good. No, yeah we're we're uh oh no, Josh Matt where we're not that good at c G. I god, God help everybody if we ever get good at AI video right, Oh my god.

26:11 Yeah, I mean yeah, I mean it's it's believable. But yeah, a very recent event happened with a draft. There was a very recent that's true. Basically, what they're not taking an empty interflate in Man Taco. You know, they have all the all the ingredients have to be there. You have to have the shell that meat to let us. Everything has to be there, ready to go. I'm so glad that I don't actually talk like that. Yeah, just's know, what I said, like that is not but I sound like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we had way too much fun in that episode. Yeah. Actually recently we don't.

27:04 I don't care this this is behind the scenes shit, but I don't care. I like treating the listeners like they're just part of making the show anyway. Right, we were sitting there looking at the plays, like what got the most plays, and uh, the one entitled we Built a Robot Josh was up among the top downloads. Really, so it was pretty funny. I couldn't help it but laugh because I'm like, out of all the ship we've talked about, out of everything that we've we've looked at and done and all this on the show, We Built a Robot Josh was like that one. And uh, the only one that that was I think it was the top downloads for the whole season was Tyler is Missing. Yeah, Tyler is Missing. I was going to say that was a big yeah, it was a big episode and it was that was funny as fuck. Yeah.

27:57 I was cracking out because of like how how that episode played out, and like I don't know, I mean, what is that clickbait? Is that like a clickbaiting thing only a lot? Yeah, I feel like it's forgivable. Yeah, yeah, it's a good ship. It's kind of a one clickbait, but not all the way there. Like yeah, oh yeah, I found this. I got actual footage of Frank Igloo. You know what I like about this? What's that is the ky x fils billboard in the background? That is it is nice? Yeah, I didn't even know we spent the money to put a billboard up there. I actually think that he invented it. Oh okay, yeah, it was like he didn't. He was just like, man, I just wish I was sitting around a fire, you know what I mean? Right, yeah, there he is.

28:56 You could see that he modeled his his uh snow x after corn yep, big square corn makes square corns, so you could see the similarities. That's not carbon that happened. Was he carbon flames into it? Look look at the one, two, three, fourths fourth throw up almost to the top. It looks like he's, uh, he's got my hot rodigo. He's I mean he once it's to look sick. Yeah, you know what I mean. But plus here, if you put flames on the design, then it's warmer inside. Right, that checks out, you know, so it's like he's in there like, yeah, my, it's hotest fucking here.

29:38 Well that, uh, that does the the idea. That does lend a hand because uh, this is like way off topic, but similarities. But yeah, somebody said that. I've heard somebody says, like, Okay, a person that's actually saying like he's actually doing rips like use lifting weights. They say, a person that's literally watching the person do that is burning more calories because they're thinking about doing it. Really, that's I've heard that somewhere.

30:18 But there's so much a false information in Yeah, but I thought that was the funniest thing. I was like, dude, I could just watch a workout video and lose weight. I man, I don't know. I mean, I was actually leaning towards this one. Sorry. I was trying to trying to get rid of Oh my god, did I send you speaking of fucking goofy animals? Oh my god, I gotta find it. I think I'm disappointed. Is I can't remember if I sent this to you guys or not. I have to send it to you right now. And if you haven't seen it, I don't know if you can at least screenshot it and pull it up. I sent it to the Beard Chat right. This cow is my spirit animal? Oh my god? Yeah, I think I did see this. I mean, is there a way we can at least uh screenshot that last scene and put it on the show just to let's let's put it in our brand or overlays and we can have him ready to go at any moment, because that is fantastic. Uh, where's that here?

32:08 I really think the music is what what sells it to me? Right, Like, I don't know how people like landed on that, Like I'm gonna put this song in this but ID damn, I'm glad it did. Yeah, that ship's amazing. I think we ended the show on a high note. Yeah, you guys, got anything else you want to thirty these good folks? Or should we let him? Let him go? I feel like I feel like y'all have been on a ride. Y'all been on a ride on this episode and I'm glad you came along it. Yeah, this has definitely been a ride, these episodes I have. I've always had tough times naming these episodes, but this one was just and I got an idea for the for the first half okay, cool, because dude, I just was gonna call it nonsense, And then we turned on corn. That was in the last half though, was it? Yeah? Yeah, then we turned on So I guess we have one for this one, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, because if you split it, you're probably gonna split it shortly after the fish. Oh dude, I could actually get a like a guy on a computer and it's just a picture of corn. Oh my god.

33:17 Yeah, dude, yeah do that. Yeah, people crack up over that. We like making you all laugh out there. I don't know if you noticed this or not. Yeah, when hey, you know what, I do have something I want to play before we before we end it, because this really made our day. Let me let me grab it real quick. Oh yeah, yeah, I guess I wasn't part of the day. You were you were you actually were? Yeah? Yeah, he sent it to us. I think you didn't respond to it in the chat, but yeah, I think you heard it. You heard it as as I found it. I think because I heard. I just wanted to let you know that I absolutely love the podcast. Your insights on sound Squatch and the cryptids and paranormal and everything else you guys talk about keep me intrigued and laughing all day long at you guys. I really appreciate what you're doing and I look forward to catching up and to keep following these episodes. You guys make my day every day, no kidding, love you guys. Keep up the good work. Thanks again for everything you do. Did did yeah, yeah, yeah, hang on, I pull up his name real quick. I won't.

34:36 I won't pull his put his whole name out there, just you know, for the sake of right right privacy right now. We get a few of these. They're not always nice. I did have one. Uh, there was one. I told Tyler this that that voicemail was from Patrick and Patrick. Thank you, man, I really appreciate that. That is fucking awesome man, Patrick. Oh wow, thanks Patrick. We appreciate it, man. That means a lot. There's so many silent listeners. There's so many silent listeners, and it always makes you wonder if you're doing if you're doing the good stuff, you know, if people are appreciating what you do.

35:22 So, uh, I have I have a review here. I've been saving for a little bit. I've been wanting to read this on the show, and uh, I have a I have a response to this review, and I just I've really worked hard on it, and uh, you know, I stayed up all night and I practiced it and it was you know, it's gonna be good. I hope, you know. But uh, we got two stars on Apple Podcasts, right yeah, And it says too much time listening to people clicking keys and looking up things on the internet. I could do that on my own, which defeats the purpose. And my rebuttal is, hey, let us know if you find something cool. Yeah, good job, good job. Ye. Interestingly enough, you spent a little bit of time clicking on your keyboard to type that out. Well.

36:08 And something to put in perspective for our our keyboard warrior here is that when we're discussing stuff on the show and we come up with something, we don't like to put out absolute trash. So if something is brought up in a subject, we look it up on the spot to make sure that we're not we ourselves, and if we fuck up and we say something wrong, we usually redact the statement in the next episode or call it out, you know, and apologize for talking nonsense. Yeah, you know, I know what it is. A while back, I guess we had we had some comments left to us about all the submarine jokes. I guess. I guess tasteless must have been subpar, and I issued a full on apology for that we did. Yeah, that was we were all part of that. So I feel like we're even steven at that point. Yeah, I love that you chose the term subpar? Did I do that? I'd even notice that it was my fault. I was trying to be as air tight as I could about this one, right, you know what I mean. I didn't want there to be any you know, no leagues, you know what I mean, No, nothing, just air tight. Yeah. So yeah, sorry, Yo, what would they say? They were like, oh, y'all are terrible. You're absolutely right, So there we go. That one's settled.

37:38 Yeah, fucking terrible. We're in agreement. And the hell of it is is like Tyler was. Tyler was a nice, genuinely kind boy, and after spending time with us, he's now cynical as fuck. This is the same guy that had the background that was the submarine, right, yeah, yeah. So what I'm saying, though, is that the people shouldn't blame Tyler for this. This is our fault for Tyler. We were bad. Tyler shouldn't be thrown under the bus. He should not be thrown under the sub No. I own that ship. I did it. None of these none of these little little dudes up here, old dudes did it.

38:29 I'm the one that thought of it. The only reason I didn't do anything totally crash is because my computer won't hold up stream. That's why you guys get the beauty of the drums. Yeah, I don't get the bedstard Yeah dollars word I could there dwellings? What kid? What be quote on here? Rock mile? Alright, let's get out of here. You looking at each other? Out there will be uh see you guys you think you about don't don't