Oct. 16, 2023

S374-And then we turned on Corn.

S374-And then we turned on Corn.
S374-And then we turned on Corn.
KY X FILES
S374-And then we turned on Corn.

This episode goes from hoaxes to full on corn.

This episode goes from hoaxes to full on corn.

Transcript

0:00 You are listening to The Kentucky X Files Season three with your hosts Dennis Mays, Tylers Stewart and Josh Gibbs. Don't forget to subscribe to us on YouTube, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also visitors at w w W dots, k y x files dot com and now onto our show. Welcome back, guys to your Kentucky X Files. Justice Justice Justice.

0:45 I'm jes the best. You're your impression of the College Hammer Batman is fucking spot off a rich and yank d take that. That's pretty nice. So how are you? How you fellas do it? How's everybody? I'm wide asleep? Yeap white. Yeah. The end of day folks are at it again. Yeah. If you've been on social media at all, on any any platform, the end of days are out there talking about the end of days again like a kind of like a is it like a religious thing or are you like, yeah, no, it's one hundred percent of religious thing, Okay there, it's because of the ship that's going on with Israel and all that. All that. Yeah, So the end of days are out there like we're living in the end of Bible times. I don't know.

1:49 But like, I've been around for almost forty two years and I've heard that exact statement so many times, and we're still here just saying like there's a chance that eventually they'll get it right. I'm just staying I'm not mean on anybody's religion or anything, but when you're doing the shite, there's a chance that they're going to finally, yes, we finally got it right. I mean, what is the doomsday record right now, Like zero in one hundred, you know, zero in a thousand something like that. Nobody's ever predicted the end. They all think they've got the end. They all think it's everything that I'm reading. It's like so weird because like the post I'm reading, I can distinctly remember hearing this exact same shit like ten years ago, and then I can remember hearing it during like when nine to eleven happened, and during the Gulf War. It's like the first Golf War. I've heard this so many times, and it's people have got to realize that hate breeds violence. Heat not hate. Heat breeds violence. The Middle East is hot, that part of the world is going to be at war forever.

3:14 It's just going to keep happening when I'm hot, I'm cranky, right, yeah, I'm like, God, damn it, my ac is out, Bob somebody, Yeah, no shit. So and not only that, they're still using leaded gas over there, you know, it's just I don't know, Yeah, a little time from the last episode there. It's just I don't know, man, Like, to think that that part of the world is ever going to be peaceful is absurd. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, what did they Did they ever figure out if Iran was involved or am? I because I haven't kept up at all. I haven't kept up either. I honestly purposely avoided it. Yeah, just because just because it's everything that I've heard so far, it's just a repeat of shit that's already happened, right, you know. This Uh, this reminded me of one of the guys at work. He uh, he was telling me something like I haven't really kept up with it, but yeah, there was all this crap that was going on in the Middle East, like they said that they were actually going to attack us, Like like I can't remember what day it was, it was Thursday or Friday. And but before he told me that, he was like it's like, hey, man, I'm gonna I'm finally gonna buy me a gun. I was like, oh cool, man, It's like what what do just thinking about getting? And like since he's never shot a gun, so he's like looking into like small like something small, nothing really crazy. But then he tells me that. I'm like,

4:46 is that the reason why you wanting to get it? I'll tell you right now, bub nobody sells guns like a Democrat president. I'm serious. I am absolutely have you. I mean, I've spent some time in gun shops and I was talking to a couple of different gun store owners and they all told me the exact same thing. Back when Obama was president, Obama was one of the greatest gun salesmen that ever lived. Every time that guy would show up on TV into a press conference, gun sales would double that night. Like I was in a gun store one night and it was packed, like they were giving shit away. And I asked one I asked the manager, because I've dealt with him several times. I bought many many pieces from hi him. I'm like, what the hell's going on? He's like Obama's on TV. Every time he's on TV. My store floods. It's crazy, man, That's what he told me. I was quoting him directly.

5:43 Nobody sells guns like a day. It is weird though, because I remember, uh, just trying to get a box of twenty two is just some environment rounds, and it was like next time possible. Yeah. It used to be able to go and buy like a brick of them, you know, and it was like a cheese box size yeah yeah. And then during that it was like you couldn't even if the people, if they had any you were limited to one little box. Yeah. It was like god damn. Well. And there's like like there's an online gun store that a lot of people use, and the warehouse for it happens to be right across the river. So I know people that were like just avoiding all these that's hilarious.

6:28 We're avoiding all of these, uh these like little like Mama Pop gun stores and just buying the sardine cans of seven six two and you know, bricks of nine millimeters and they would just go out and pick them up because you could buy them online and just drive up there. Yeah. But yeah, yeah, So that's uh, that's what my tager line is about, is that it seems as though all of the end of days are at it again, this is the end of times. Yeah, you know, but what kills me about all that is they're only picking one specific thing to use for their end of time thing, Like what about all the other ship like the sea's turning red, you know, yeah, the plague of locusts, none of that sh it's happening. Yeah, like right, a bunch of different ship has to happen for the Yeah. Yeah, I've been avoiding social media and it's literally it's because of this fucking Bigfoot picture that keeps floating around.

7:30 Is it the one where he's like half concealed by a tree or a dog man or whatever is in front of him? Oh yeah, they like filmed it from a train. Yeah, it's it's that was debunked like ten years ago though, that's what just happened. No, it like, if it's the one I'm thinking of, it's recirculated, it's already been debunked. It was from like a documentary or a movie or something. I can grab a picture of it. It's the same one or not. That's one I ever seen it before. Just recently recently started uh popping up and oh my god, dude, we need we need something. We need something for the bigfooters. We need something for the bigfooters because they need money. They need money, they need money. I mean, we all need money. But what, what specifically is your point there? I don't know. They just fucking it's literally the same picture in a or same video. Fucking I can't get it from a Facebook, so I'm gonna try it from Google. It's literally like, okay, it's blatantly obviously fake. Right. These people were on it train ride in Colorado and they filmed it with their cell phone going

9:03 past. Right, it's the it's the okay, I know which one you're talking about. It's the Plywood cut out one. Well, this one's walking, so he's actually in motion. I think I can actually pull it up on YouTube. Holy shit, all right, I should I I should have had this this ready, but well, I mean, you weren't expected to talk about this. Now. I'm gonna mute this and share it to you guys. Looks like we got an ad here. Cool, there we go, Oreos Oreo fans. I actually just had an Oreo all right, this is it. They were honest, some kind of train ride and there the there he is, There's there's the big guy and Jack Black. Yeah, and Jack Black. Okay, so yeah, so there it is, sits down and watches the train. The thing that gets me about it is that when they somebody had zoomed in and like digitally enhanced it and all that, and you can clearly see that those are pants. Yeah, these are literally pants that he's wearing is everywhere. I mean, that's awful, fluffy and

10:37 clean and well groomed for a wild animal. Yeah. Sorry, what chair was too noisy? There? Yeah? Look at that they're hanging off with Bill Bottoms. Yeah, everybody's jumping on board with it. Yeah. So every time something like this fucking happens, if you get everybody and their brother jumping in on it, every television show expert is in on it, every podcast expert is in on it. Yeah. And I'm to the point now where I'm like, I'm like, okay, here we go. So I just avoided social media all week because I didn't want to read about it because it was a bunch of people, you know, saying how they communicate with them with their minds, and the other half is telling them that it's fake as fuck and you get something like think er Thunker on there showing that it's pair of pants. Yeah. Right, But that's that's kind of the problem, isn't it. That's it's if you debunk stuff, nobody wants to hear.

11:39 Yeah, nobody wants to listen to it. Nobody wants to hear it. I think I think I've told you guys my opinion on this too. It's reality sucks. Reality sucks. So nobody wants to tune in to be reminded of that. Yeah, they want to tune into the excitement, the adventure of it, you know, right, that's that's more exciting, it's more fun, And you got some charismatic guys that are good at capitalizing off of that, right. Yeah. So I don't know, if anything, I was very optimistic in the beginning about this sessquash, but the people involved in the topic are what that kind of fuck fucked it up for me, Like, I can't I can't get behind it anymore. I can't really get on board with with what I'm seeing. If there's something out there, it's so far remote that none of these assholes are going to find it. Right.

12:39 So, on the very first episode that I ever was on on Kentucky X Files. Here Tyler asked me a question at the end of the episode. Do you remember the question you asked me? I think it was about big Foot. I'm very like the war, I'm very I I didn't want to put you on the spot. I didn't want to. I can't. I can't remember the how I said. But what is your like? Where are you on the fence? Right right? You asked me my opinion on whether or not I thought Bigfoot was real? Yeah, And my response was, well, you hope I want him to be. I want him to be he's real because I want him to be, you know. And now I can honestly say, after almost three seasons of being on the show and reading emails and reading you know, uh comments, and watching videos and diving way deeper than I used to when I used to just enjoy watching like Bigfoot shows, you know, yeah, it's hard to get into him now.

13:52 Yeah. And even then I was always like, this is so dumb, but I love it, you know, because I love b movies, So that's why. But now I'm to the point where it's like they really need to shit or get off the pot. Yeah, because I mean, yeah, is it plausible, you know, like we sit on that like maybe fence. I still hold true to what I said. I think at the beginning of three or the end of two was then. I think that it existed at one point and it was Meganthropos and the stories that were passed down didn't die, but the monster did. That's where I'm at with it.

14:39 I'm gonna I'll throw if we're going to just go around the room and say what we believe, like I really feel like we've dissected it to we're blue in the face because of the show. I don't think we talked about this before the show as much as we have here. Looked at so many videos, target so many people, and it's it's just like hard to grasp my head around anything of this. If it's gonna be, if it's real, I'm not disclosed. I'm not saying that it's not real to people that their experiences are not I want to say there's majority of them. There probably could have been explain if you took some time. But when you're scared, you're you're not gonna make rash sh like thought like thoughts like you're only gonna be scared you're gonna think of the worst. Yeah, and so I want to I would go with what Denny has said on this. If they're out there, they're very very little. It's small groups, and I don't think that they see that you don't see them, like I don't believe that we probably have them here in Kentucky. Like we might add like there might be something else weird going on here, but there are certain areas that probably definitely Kentucky has enough weird shit without needing it. You know, I actually have two

16:11 cool Kentucky stories for the show today. Can I add one thing to what we were saying and we can just fuck right off of it. There's one thing that most shows tap dance around, and even we've been guilty of it a few times, and that is we say, we always say this. People will come at you and they'll say, oh, you can't discredit people's experiences. Yes you can, You absolutely can, because there is a giant majority of those experiences that are just fucking made up. Yep. Not only that, you know, we've mentioned in the show before that you know, like you know, oh, eyewitness in a court case is you know, used how over a lot of times in court cases, one person's eyewitness testimony is not enough. Yeah, it takes a lot of coroberating evidence. I heard something interesting and it scared the fuck out of me and a friend twenty years ago, and it got me really interested in that topic. But it wasn't until recently. I was interested in that topic because there was a cooperation.

17:26 I never saw anything. I heard something. It was weird. We both heard something interesting and that was it. I never saw anything, you know, And I can't sit here and say I had a big footing counter right, I can't do that. I can't say for sure what the fuck it was, but I want to believe it was right something. I mean. A good way to look at it, too, is is how many times have you been talking to somebody you know and they swear up and down that something is something or they saw something or they know something, or this band played this song you know, yeah, and they were dead ass wrong.

18:12 Yeah? Right? I mean last night at practice, like, for some reason in my brain, Henry Rollins was in Helmet, Yeah, and the helmet was out of Britain, right, and you thought Helmet was a British band. I did. Now, we could have been talking to anybody that didn't know anything about music, and if you and I would have both talked to this person on separate occasions. Now there's this person out there that believes that Helmet is a British band that Henry Allins was the lead singer of. Yeah, Henry Rollins British right, Yeah, oh fucking trust us? Right, So, like that is a prime example of why you can't trust people. Yeah, I get memory. Yeah, it's kind of like it's not like some people are out for which we have to do. Two factors in this. There's people that are out for malicious intent, like literally making a hoax, and there's people that are they have minimum information, they think that and they continue to add it add to it. They're not trying to make a hoax. But like you guys were saying, if you were talking to somebody that never heard of Helmet and you told them that, and then that's they told another person that didn't know a Helmet and then that and that you guys like just made a whole side right universe, Right, But we guys didn't. We created a well. And there's a third type of people

19:42 too. There's a third type of person out there that just craves attention, and we'll just talk absolute bullshit constantly, lying just for personal gain of the attention, not so much as like the monitor gain of a hoax or something. I kind of I kind of lumped that one into and the one that was actually because they want the attention. They they love the joke about it. Like, they don't take like as much as we are nitpicking this whole thing now since how far we're in the show, they like, I still respect the people that have had the experience because they they either saw something hurt something. I don't know what it is and I can't tell them what it was, but I'm not going to sit here and make fun of them for that. And that's what people want to do. Sometimes It's like yeah, oh, I'll give a creepy video for them and they'll just eat it up.

20:42 Say right, all right, so something that isn't fake and it is Kentucky. Yeah the pedalodont guys hear about this? He like, did he have does he have to go door to door and tell people he's does he ride a bike? No? No, no, no, pedal petal? Oh pedal? Oh I heard that wrong. That's not me. It's the pedal tooth shark. It's a spoon shark. Spoon spoon tooth shark. It's a new ancient species of shark that was discovered in mammoth cave. Alive.

21:27 No, okay, I was gonna say, God, damn it, no, no, no, My joke was ship compared to Denny's. What was it? I was like, does it doesn't? Doesn't ride a bike? Like six times? No, no, no, no, got nothing? Shut up the bike an artist. I'll show you the artist rendering. This is what it looked like. This is what the the the up from the bones and the teeth. She's got a little wigs, right, Yeah, fucking cool looking in it. This one in Kentucky, Yeah, cave.

22:15 It kind of reminds me of the algae fish that you put in your tanks. It also kind of reminds me of those what are they not angelfish, but the ones that they dry out and they looked like a creepy alien. Oh yeah, talking about what they look like. You know that, yeah, superfish you put in your tank. I want to know who the fucking name that think? The plecostumus? Hm hmm, how how did you think on that? You know the reason I know that is because my mom used to have this gigantic fish tank and she had one of those that was like that goddamn big yeah, and like she's dropped him in there, you know, and got him or he was whatever, and she was like, oh my god, look at the pcostmus and he was just like stuck to the side of the tank. Like yeah, that is that what the algae fish is called? Yeah, yeah, because it eats the algae. On the list, this fish was a meat eater. They believed that it ate like snails and worms and other small fish. But did you know that it was It's this is like one of seventy species of ancient fish that was discovered in the Mammoth Cave. Noh, ship big? How big is the mammoth Cave?

23:33 Yeah, Tyler, how big is the mamoth Cave? I'm sorry. I love how he starts smiling. He's like, motherfucker is like just pick on Tyler day. No, no, no, no, no, yeah, as long as you're not telling me that these they found him alive, because I've got my own conspiracy about that. No. No, I do have one more Kentucky related fish story. What's that This fella here. I need my screen sharing up. This Kentucky angler caught a record two hundred and eighty three pound alligator gar in Texas. This fish is so big I'm having trouble getting it in the screen on my monitor. There we go. Look how happy that dude is. And of course he's wearing Kentucky blue. Yeah.

24:40 Yeah, two hundred and eighty three pound alligator gar. We lost, Tyler, I think we did. Was he scared of fish? I know he don't like spiders. That was my fault, I excellence, But I thought maybe the fish screwed you. Like right now, people talk about like wheeling in some big ass catfish. You always hear about these giant catfish stories, right yeah, but Judus Priest two and eighty three, it's almost a three hundred If it ate something, it could be a three hundred pound fish. That's crazy, dude, Now that would that would that would freak me out a little bit. Look down and see that coming up out of the water, right, yeah, fucking dinosaur. Yeah. They caught it on a lake. This thing was in a lake that wasn't even like a river fish. This is a lakefish. It's fucking nutsty. I remember catching catching like regular you know, regular old gar out of the river. And yeah, I used to honestly used to be able to walk up and down the bank and find the skeletons of them. Yeah everywhere. Yeah, because a lot of times, depending on where you're fishing, car are a problematic species, so anglers would pull them out, kill them, and throw them on the bank. Yeah, because they'll overrun a water hole. I could see

26:11 it, especially like looking at this thing, two hundred and eighty three pounds, man, Jesus Christ, it's such man like, there's not much that could get past that. I mean, you think size wise, like just comparable to other species that are in that same water. That things will whale. Yeah, you know, I used to watch fucking shows where people used to bow fish for those you know what I mean. They would just they've come right up on a boat, Dude, back right into the water, and that thing would just haul the boat around and everything. Dude like, yeah, that's crazy, just a monster right there. Yeah. I've seen some. I've seen some pretty well, uh some pretty big like spoon bills or paddlefish. Yeah, I've seen those being pulled out of the damn.

27:04 That was years ago. But I when there was this guy that pulled one of those out and he was holding it up by the by the like you know, like right before the tail. Yeah, and it was touching the ground like it was massive, and he was just catching them one after another, dude, and I was like, Jesus, dude, the things are huge. I had one other thing pulled up here, and that has nothing to do with anything we just talked about, but it does kind of lend to what we were talking about previously as far as like people's perceptions on things. And I honestly just pulled it up because I thought it was It was kind of neat that there's archaeologists that are out, like on social media sites like flat out just calling out bullshit. Yeah. So I'll share my screen on this one here, and I guess I'll have to read it so that the people listening can know what the hell I'm talking about. So let me get this twhere right here. So Archaeo Histories posted a picture of corn next to a stackstone wall and it says it took me years to realize that Inca and pre Columbian architecture is direculated really to the structure of corn kernels. In western topple of thought, one judge one might judge as shaped as a regular but in a universal thought, everything is correlation between the cosmos, right yeah,

28:38 Now this piece of information presented to people that are only thinking about what they're talking about, it could spark things like we were talking about where you know, you've got a whole wave of people to believe this, right right, excellent. Now, at first, I was like, when I just saw the picture, I'm like, that's kind of a cool correlation. But when you start thinking about it, it's like, well, what about the places in the world that didn't have fucking corn? Yeah? So this this person here, Flint Dibble, which apparently is a architect or not architect archaeologists as you do realize that similar polygonal masonry styles existed in ancient Greece where there was no knowledge of maize or corn. It's just an effective and durable way to build a dry stone wall mic drop. Right, So this is one of those like I guess we would call it like a tunnel vision story, Like I think that's what I'm call it, like tunnel vision. Like when somebody tells you a piece of information you're only focused on the information they give you, and this is exactly how a lot of you know, misinformation gets spread. Yeah, it's because nobody's stepping back and going, wait a minute, what about like Britain. Yeah, that's the thing is that there's no

30:11 there's no authoritative what he caught in regards to knowledge out there. That that's kind of the one of the downsides of the Internet is anybody can edit anything. Anybody could put out anything, right, Right, is this guy saying that they use corn too to design the wall? Like, yes, what they're saying is is that the strength of a of an ear of corn, the way the corn is is pushed together, how tight and durable that is, they looked at it and decided, well, less stack of stones that way, right. I don't know that I would My first got like like knee jerk reaction would be that makes sense. I think I would be like corn, right, because yeah, what part of corn is durable? I mean. The other thing is that corn, as we know it wasn't around back then, right, you know what I mean? Oh? Yeah, and a genetic mutation to get corn where it is, and that that is God, there's so much stuff with that that like little things like that that people don't realize. Like there was like ten years ago, there was a video that was released and it was from the Young Earth Creationist Society, and

31:44 I think Kirk Cameron was in the video with this other guy who is just just spouting off absolute horseshit, you know. And I'm not trying to attack Christians today, I'm really not. It's just some of their people are fucking idiots, you know, not all of them, but some of them are just absurd. And this guy is talking about using the banana. He's using the banana is an example of God existing because it was designed for us. How it fits in the hand, how it's the same shape as the mouth. There's actually a really absurd meme or gift about that part. Yeah, And what everybody goes, oh, well, yeah, that makes sense to you realize that the banana that he's holding was genetically engineered and modified by humans.

32:34 Yeah, because the banana that everybody Okay, so it's a great example. Banana flavored candy actually tastes like the bananas it was modeled after, not the bananas, we know, because the bananas it was modeled after when extinct because of a form of life. It killed out the entire species. They're kidding, yep, So we engineered this banana to be seedless, the shape and the size and how it grows in the bunches, and they were using it as an excuse for an example of God. What is What the fuck is going on with Tyler? I don't know, You're just talking about bananas like they's like some mystical thing, like the bananas we know are God, the bananas that we grew up. Whether it's something, I don't know the way you were saying it, were's like this mystical banana. Was somebody worshiping these bananas back in the day, I mean maybe, but yeah, so probably, I mean, who knows. I remember, uh, I read this whole big thing because I got on this kick about It was about GMOs and I, oh god that My one of my biggest pet peeve is organic.

34:00 Yeah, you want to pretend to eat healthy and spend twice as much on it organic, you know you will be healthy, you will live longer organic. And I'm sitting there looking, I'm looking at the stuff. I was actually in the grocery store holding an organic fruit, and I'm cracking up because I'm like, this doesn't exist, This isn't real. We made this. The actual banana you're talking about, was that fucking big and bitter as fuck. Yep, that's what bananas were. That's the original. Now, the other species is the one that tastes like banana flavor candy, like that flavor is fairly accurate to what bananas tasted like back then. So I'm like, it's everything from the full potatoes. Yeah, yeah, everything, and now you know, you look at it out there and people are like, oh, I only eat organic. Yeah tomatoes. Tomatoes is another one.

35:12 I love that one. They organic tomatoes look like the fucking pool balls. Yes, you know, they're perfectly round, the perfectly all the symmetrical, they're all the same size. Yeah, and nothing like anybody who's ever grown smato knows that that's not how a fucking tomato grows, right, They fucking bulge out. I'm just saying. It's like even the seeds we get now they call them heirloom seeds, yeah, because it's it's seeds that come down from from pure stock, threaded stock. Right. You hear that in cattle, and I could get started on cattle too, But none of the ship's real. It's all been modified by us to promote the best qualities while getting rid of the negatives, even in the end, even your fucking pets, you know. I just uh, I just the other night. Uh.

36:01 Our little dog has a hot spot on her on her leg and she's just digging at it. She's trying, right, We're putting medicine, doing everything we can to get her stop. She won't. And I ask my wife, I'm like, do you think wolves in the wild get hot spots and they sit and dig it themselves? Do you think that they go through all the all these health degenerative health problems? Right? And I was like, I won't. I don't know. I'm not an expert, but I want to believe that a lot of them they don't get and it's because the DNA really hasn't been screwed with, right, Like you know, you see like the little chijualas and ship and all this stuff. It went from this big animal, this big alpha predator that's out there hunting, you know, as an apex, it's this little bitty fucking thing. And then they wonder like it's got so many health problems. I just don't know why the fucker's bug eyed and shivering an eighty degree weather. Yeah why why do you think he's got health problems? Right, he's a genetic mutant. Or listen to an English bulldog across the floor. Yeah, what sucks is Dott

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