S371- Could we survive a nuclear war?

0:00 You are listening to The Kentucky x Files Season three with your hosts Dennis Mays, Tyler Stewart, and Josh Gibbs. Don't forget to subscribe to us on YouTube, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also visitors at www dot k y x files dot com and now onto our show. You can see it on my finger how much that would be in gold? Like I couldn't even hold it into my hand right like that. It's ridiculous how much the dollar has. It's just it's nothing. We're going to be like here, like years down the road, we're going to be taking them stacks of cash and just using it to pet our homes. Well, that's like going back to the whole gold standard, you know, and Nixon and all that. They used to say. You know, it used to say, you know what, was it backed by the gold standard or worth its weight in gold or some I can't remember what it said, but they removed it and they changed it to legal tender. Yeah, And legal tender means that it can inflate up or deflate down at any moment, and there's not a fucking thing we could do about it. And the only thing that sucks about that is that with with the gold standard removed, you really are at

1:32 the mercy of whatever decisions your government makes with your money. That's fucking frightening. And somehow we let this happen because you know, when they when they when money starts getting getting thin, what do they do. They turn on them fucking printers. They start printing currency and getting it into rotation, right every time they do. Those printers are not owned by the gold Minute. Those printers are owned by a private corporation, yep. So every dollar we get from them is is what is it called, it's loaned at interest, right, which means even if you pay the very last dollar back in existence, you still owe the money. Which is it? That's so bad?

2:20 Like asked backwards. That doesn't make any fucking sense, No, it doesn't. Yeah, it's so fucking stupid too. It's like, dude, our country is in so much fucking debt. We're pat Like, dude, we've got our final notice like six hundred times. Yeah, and then oh shit, I missed a couple of payments on my like medical bills. I get fucking calls out the ass. I'm assuming I hope that the President is getting calls daily like this, Hey, this is we're calling. We're a collection agency. We really need you to like start making a payment plan. Uh whenever you get a chance. Yeah, we take visa mass card or it's like come on. So it just seems like, oh, yeah, you're all out to get the like the like working class people. But the government, oh we're the governments. We can tell it's who cares? What's the fuck? Like fuck you guys, like Jesus. Let mean get look look at that. I mean, the the US Federal Federal Reserve. The Federal Reserve is your your basic, your basic private organization that sponsors the government.

3:38 Right, the Federal Reserve is in charge of making the money happen and then taking it away from you again, you know, at interest. So whoever came up with this you, I mean you literally you can't sell me on this one. That this one isn't probably the granddaddy of all conspiracy theories. The only thing you could do, like the only outcome of this system is to perpetually work your people. There's no other outcome. You print money at interest, so I print one hundred dollars, you owe me one hundred and ten that ten doesn't exist unless I print it. Guess you had to fucking borrow it from me. I have to borrow the ten from me to pay me back. You borrow the ten from me. That's fourteen. Now you know what I mean. I'm going out random numbers. But where's that other four coming from? Got to get it from me? You borrow from me.

4:48 Start to cycle over again. The only outcome of this is that I keep the people just continuously working around the clock for their entire lives to try to pay back. And then the whole time we can be saying, well, you know, there's deficits out of control. You know, taxes are coming up because we can't get ahead of this, you know, right, And you got the play actors and the government all sitting there saying like, we've got to cut spending here, We've got to cut spending here so we can handle it. No, you all got to get your ship in line, because you have a corrupt, fucking system designed to keep us working for the rest of our lives with not a snowballs chance in hell of ever making a dent in it. You claim that you oh all every country in the world, we don't ever really get to see those receipts though, do we right, it's kind of hard to hard for me to get in on that one and then billion. Yeah, but we also just pass out billions to other countries. Yeah, you know, somebody said said that in like a TikTok or things like this, out of all all the countries, we want to be the bigger person and help out other countries and send all this money to other countries. But have we ever been the reciprocate like recipient of that from other countries. I'm sorry, I don't want to be mean to anybody else or any of that. But it's not like, Okay, if I'm making a house payment and my next door neighbor is struggling or something because he's

6:23 he doesn't have like he's working, but he hey can't make his pay his house payment or something, it's not like I'm going to give him my money and it's nothing against him. But I'm struggling too to make sure that I pay for my house where I'm living. It's nothing like I said. Like I said, it's nothing against him. I wish I would help him as much as I could, but I can't put myself in myself and my family at risk because of him. Well have to think that. You know, a lot of the other countries look at America and they go, well, you know, it must be nice, must be nice, and you kind of have to say, what exactly what it was it that you think is nice? Right? What is it that you think we're not working NonStop for right? You know? I mean, honestly, what is it? You know, dude? Do you know? Like it was it? It was an announcement. It was one of the I can't remember what president was announced that work would be five days a week, forty hours at minimum for full time. And at the time, nobody was working that much. I don't think I don't think a president did it. I think it was it.

7:32 It wasn't it Henry Ford that started the forty hour work week? Was it? Yeah? Yeah, But I think it was because there was other factories that were working. There are people like sixteen hour days and ridiculous shit like that. Yeah. I think that you I think that you got Yeah, that's it Henry Sword. And what he did was he took it to a forty hour work week and just started adding men, adding people, realizing that once you've worked your people too many hours. You're not getting any more production out of them. Yeah. All I'm saying is like this system is fucked. You know, I noticed right now. If you take if you go up right now and ask your go go ask your government, see if you can get a loan to start your own business. Say, try to buy a gas station. Right that right there, will will literally clear the fucking air, because as soon as you a citizen try to buy a gas station, you're going to be met with all kinds of opposition. No, you can't. You know, you got to have this. You got to have this much in the bank, You got to have this. No, No, all you have to do is be from a different country. You get if you come up from a different country, you need about fifteen grand and it's like three years of tax free. Oh it's longer than that, now, Oh it is. Oh yeah, you get tax breaks for every owner as long as you're not as long as they're not from from here. And it's it's ridiculous because you get the American people, the people born here working

9:05 here, trying to make a living here. They can't unless they save up a ridiculous amount of overhead. There's they don't have any chance of getting into that that structure at all. Yeah, it's fucked like. That's as well. We don't really need made up monsters and and creatures. We have one, really big one, right, really big one, and it doesn't even try to hide it anymore. And we built it. We built it ourselves. Yeah, we were like at some point of you know, several hundred years ago, we were like, man, kings and queens are the ship. We can't. We got to get away from this. This is terrible, right, we need something where they can't rule over us with no ridiculous laws and ye that are unreasonable. Let's get rid of one person ruling over all of us. Let's make a whole bunch of them. Yeah one was bad enough. Yeah, then we'll build them a big place where they can get together and pat each other's asses about it. Oh, just one of us, and then shut down the government because they can't come to an agreement.

10:16 Oh my god, it was happening. They're about to do it now because they can't come in an agreement on this whole spending bill. They want to send like like half of this like like money from this bill to Ukraine and then all the other stuff. I can't remember what it was, but like there's a bunch of I want to say, Republicans aren't understanding Ukraine should already have won by now. You know how many prayers we said that, But everywhere everywhere I go there's signed Ukraine. I'm like, damn, dude, I bet you. I bet Russia rolled in there and be like, we cannot win this. They have too many prayers. There's too many Americans thinking about them. Yeah, prayers with Ukraine. I'm sure while the bombs are flying at them, they're like, man, it's a good thing we have all these prayers offense. But God doesn't have a great track record when in regards to wars and stuff. Doesn't like to intervene too much in our wars. You know, I'm just saying, like, what's the point.

11:31 You know, this is something that's happening to another country full of people that made their own decisions, you know, not trying to be insensitive. Let's be realistic. We got a whole country of our own sitting here making bad decisions, and while we're worried about them over there, we're just getting worse. You know. It sucks, But yeah, my prayers are with you. Yeah, it's gonna help. I think. I don't know, But I'm not saying shitty about people offering prayers. I'm not what I'm what I'm getting at is that it doesn't really do much. You send. You're gonna send a bunch of money over there? What what are they doing with it?

12:16 Where are they spending it? They're under siege, They're an order from Amazon? Like, I don't know, ye war dash did what happens? Like does the pizza guy come rolling up and the Russians like stop and they're like, oh, hold up, it's a pizza guy coming through pizza what? I don't understand what it buys? You know, what does it buy? What does it go for? You know? Obviously Ukraine's doing something right because they're still in it. Yeah. But the one thing too, is like, I wouldn't you consider that a giving them money? Yeah? Did Russia say if you help them, it's an act of war against Russia?

13:11 I think he did say something like that. Yeah, yeah, but you know that okay, that had a lot of weight at the time. Yeah, right as he was invading another country that that had a lot of weight. Then yeah, okay, And he's like He's like, oh, if you help them, it's an act of war and Russia will will react. He might as well just been like nuclear bombs, Yeah, we have them, But see, the rest of the world is sitting here going sure is taking you guys a long fucking time to take out this tiny, little ass country. Right, Maybe we'll just goead and send them a few things anyway, because if you're having that much problem with them, imagine taking us on.

13:58 I mean, and no shit, if there's if there's one country in the world that kind of has the fuck around and find out mentality, we're kind of over here, like hey, Russia, don't forget about us, right, you know what I mean? Like they're like he's he's imposing his will on Ukraine or whatever, and you know what, I'm not even gonna invalidate why he wants to do it. I get it. I totally understand his reasons. I don't support it, but I understand he doesn't want a un ally on his doorstep. Duh, of course he doesn't. Why would you want a bunch of your enemies right on your border. That's that's pretty logical, you know, take away all all the bullshit and all the you know, the protests and all that or what they say, you know, blah blah blah blah blah. He doesn't want enemies at his doorstep, simple as that. I get it. Yeah, that makes sense. But again, it's sure has taking him a long time to take on this tiny ass little country, and they seem to be getting their jibs in just as much as he is. You know, was it a dude, I ride with it work, big Adam. Big Adam tells me, he says, dude, I think that he's just getting rid of old, old arms. He's like, all these are about to expire off. He stands behind and he's like he's like going there and look at the ship that that Russia's sending in.

15:28 He's like, it's all outdated shit. He's like, I think he's just getting rid of it. He's like, yes, push this ship out. We got to make room for all of our new stuff. I do God, that would like that whole like whole thing. If that's the case, he is more of a shitty person than I've ever thought. Like, Okay, there's a difference between saying like what you were saying. It's like he didn't want a U n ally next at his doorstep, right, But it's actually more petty than that, or more of self centered it or something. It's like, oh, we can't stockpile this old ship, let's get rid of it. Let's just go to war with Ukraine. Like that would be like that, that whole thing them in their fucking like his oval, his oval office talking to it. I can see some credence to this because if you think about it, right, Russia won World War Two like we like to say we did, yeah, but they really put a huge hurt on everything, you know. So these guys are, like, you know, a war superpower when they want to be. So why would it take them so long to fiddle around in the Ukraine? I see that maybe that's just exactly what it is. They're fiddling around like they're warming up. They could totally totally probably like just zerg Ukraine if they wanted to, and they

17:03 just don't. And Ukraine is just smacking them down left and right. I'm watch I watch videos that come through or Ukraine has just taking it to them, man like just beating them brakes off of these dudes. And I'm sitting there like this seems odd, you know, And you and meanwhile, Russia is very very adamant, you know, like, hey, nobody else step in. We don't want to go I have a drug. Go on you guys, like we will fucking send Rocky over there like that, right you say the word motherfucker will up. There are Americans over there fighting, Yeah, but it's they're independent contractors, the special teams that have built themselves, and they're basically just taking donations of guns and vehicles and going over there and just wrecking shit. It's just terrible they Okay, if it's something like like you're saying, like what you said Big Adam was saying is like he was just getting rid of old stuff, it's like man and letting if he's allowing them to come in and just oh yeah, we're oh man, they're hurting us, like getting people killed, his own people killed because he just wants to make it look like it's an actual war between another country. That's like like it's more cynical than you actually want to Okay, So I've got something that's even that could even add more credence to that. That just popped in my head. So what if what if it's more than he's just getting rid

18:37 of old stockpiles. What if what if he's using his old equipment and his old you know, arms, and not really putting a major effort in knowing that if he just uses the littlest bit, he's going to slowly wear the Ukraine out, you know what I mean. Maybe it's a tactic to like, you know, you throw out a bunch of guys with AK forty seven's and antiquated equipment, right and let the Ukraine burn up all their stocks fighting these guys, and then you're like, okay, cool, here comes the real stuff. Oh, let's see. It's like a pawn you know.

19:22 Yeah, like if you play chess, you send your pawns out and then when it's time, that's when your your rooks and your bishops come out. I mean, maybe you know, I get that, but man, it's I don't know. I guess it's like more of like a moral thing for me is that I don't. I just can't see somebody, especially a leader, would do that. Allow Like when you say pawns, yeah, I get it, it's chessed, it's a game, but this is lives. These are people, Yeah, but you can't think whenever you're in war, you can't think of it like that. That's the whole reason president's sons don't go to the front line. You have to have a clear head. You cannot think of them as people. They are tools. And that's how you have to because the second you use compassion and you worry about the men on the front to the point where you're worried about this one's wife, this one's brother, you know you've immediately lost the war. Yeah. I know, that's the cold heart of nature behind it. Yeah, yeah, I know.

20:26 Like this whole this whole like whole scenario is just it's as fucked like I I get it, But then again, I I don't know, Like no matter what, I hate to say it, but we're all living in a way, we're just ignoring it. But we're all living in fear. Even if there's no war going on, like like the war in Ukraine, we're still living in fear that we're not even thinking about it. All of all the countries that actually have nuclear weapons, they're all fingers on the trigger at all times. Yeah one one one will shoot, we all will shoot.

21:10 It doesn't matter. That's kind of a thing too, is that Russia. Russia is always threatened that, you know, with their with their Tsar bomb, you know, the it's like the biggest nuke in the world. Yeah, and it's still it's like on the ground, if you take if you take the two biggest in the world and you put them on the ground against each other. On the ground, Russia is superior. Right. They're tanks. They outnumber of tanks, they outnumber all are artillery, you know, like just the ground stuff in the ocean, pretty evenly matched. But that's that's it. It's over after that, right once, once you go to the air, there's no one on the planet they can match us.

21:57 Nobody has the ability to match our air, you know. And he's got his finger on the trigger, you know, like I'm gonna do it. I'm I'm gonna press this. Fucking I'm gonna think this, dude, I'm a microwave a country. You guys keep fucking with me. And we're over here, like you know, we're we're built like we're built from war for war, right, and so we're over here like do it, bitch, fucking do it. Do you want us to push it for you? We'll push it for you. We got this too. The only difference between us is that we've got way more ways to get them to you, right, you know that's just the thing, because you think whichever one comes out on top is rich as fuck and never gonna have to worry about another one again.

22:44 Yeah, yeah, you want to go. Guys want to go move over to America part two or Russia part two? Right, you know what I mean, Like we don't know. Hey, it's just like that, Well that's the thing, Like, Okay, that's like these are nuclear weapons, So like what's the fallout? Like how like it's thirty five years? What would be the range if it, like say it hit right smack dab in the middle of the United States? Like what's Yeah, I know, I know that like all of us would die, But how long will it? How far will the the fallout spread? Oh, Canada would be gone, Mexico would be gone. Yeah, it would probably and if there was enough enough like ocean winds and things that it would probably wipe out South America and part of Africa. It would decimate one. One esar bomb is huge, and the impact from it would I mean there's a solid change that even parts of Russia might not make it. It's just like that kind of thing like do you really want to win? Do we really want to win that badly? Right? Because it would it would put this our bomb, would put us all into nuclear winter. Yeah, and then when that happens, you've just extinguished the human race because you can't grow crops. And if there's no crops to grow, there's nothing for the animals to eat and nothing for you to eat. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's like, Yeah, That's

24:17 what I'm saying, is like, what, like, what's the point? What's the actual blast radius of it? Oh, let's see, let's see. I'm just curious how many miles is affected by the initial devastation. So I'm looking looking right now for it here because they have tested it before, they've they've dropped one and tested it. Yeah, but it didn't have a full load on it, did it. And that's another thing too, is like do we I might be a little ignorant on this, Like we have nuclear bombs around like in the States, right like nuclear Yeah yeah, well no, I meant like ones that could be shot off right now. So what I was saying is is that if that hits us in the like the range like you were saying, it's pretty big if it would have hit one of those like exploded, and the explosion hit another one of the R bombs and we didn't shoot all, that would cause like just a dominive effect.

25:27 I didn't know. Yeah, it's kind of like a fire and a firework works factory. Is that what you're getting at? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I don't know how that works with the warheads, yeah, because I'm pretty sure they have to be armed. Yeah it would well okay, yeah, it would have to be armed to detonate, but it's still radiation, Like it would it would crack open, like the pieces would go everywhere. Then that's more radiation. That's more real. And think about what it would happen if it hit a nuclear power plant. Yeah, you know, I'm just saying like what I just like, what I hate the most about that is that we have these just asshole, just people that just want to be on top, that is willing to just sacrifice all of us just to be on top. And I hate that. Okay, oh god, yes, sir, and I have a scientifically possible theory behind that that I was going to talk about, but this show is just going so well that I'm like, I'm just shutting up about it. Then we can do it on the next episode, and I'll save everything, but I'll drop a little hint because we've all got like five minutes left. Anyways, lead you guys heard this theory? I don't know. So the reason there's a theory that the reason why the Silent and the Boomer generations were so war hungry and had so little empathy for other people is because as they were all basically poisoned with lead for

27:03 half a century. Well it's like lead paint, like lead gas, lead paint, everything and everything. So I have a whole thing that I was going to bring up, but we've this show's gone so well that I'll save it for the following week. And I got you some specs here on the TZAR too. All right, let's hear that. Let's hear that, and then we can we got to go into that lead poisoning thing on the next Holy shit, like I want to know more about that. Yep. Okay. So the test was done October seventeenth, nineteen sixty one. All of the results were published on no October thirtieth. Oh my man, I got this backwards. Okay. They announced the test on October seventeenth UH. The information about the test was published around September eighth. The TSAR bomb itself was tested on October thirtieth, the two I'm probably not saying this right, but Tupelev Tu ninety five V aircraft took off from the Olenia Airfield and it flew to State Test Site number six of the USSR Ministry of Defense located in Novia, Zemia, with a crew of nine. Okay, so check us out.

28:25 The bomb itself was thirty tons. It was so large. It was twenty six feet long six foot eleven inches in diameter. It was so big that the Tu ninety five had to have its bombay doors and fuselage fuel tanks removed. The bomb was attached to an eight hundred kilogram eighteen hundred pounds sixteen hundred square meter which is seventeen thousand square feet parachute, which gave the release and observer plans time to get out because they had to get they had to get at least twenty eight miles away from ground zero UH, and that gave them a fifty percent chance of surviving. The test bomb was at least two hours after takeoff at a height of thirty four thousand feet on the test target.

29:19 The Czar bomb detonated at eleven thirty two eleven thirty two or eleven thirty three USGS. Earthquake monitors list the event occurring at eleven thirty three thirty one Moscow time on October thirty at nineteen sixty one over the mitsuymiss Midi Yushka by Nuclear testing range at a height of thirteen thousand, seven hundred and eighty feet. Let's see here. By the time, the Tu nine to five had already escaped to twenty four miles away and the Tu sixteen was thirty three miles away when when the detonate. When the detonation occurred, the shockwave caught up to them at seventy one miles away. Holy shit, the Tu sixteen got the Tu sixteen plane. The observer plane was caught at one hundred and twenty seven miles away. The ninety five dropped one kilometer which is zero point six sixty two of a mile in the air because of the shockwave, but it was able to recover. According to initial data, the Czar bomb had a nuclear blast yield of fifty eight megatons. It significantly exceeded what the diet design itself would have suggested and was overestimated at values all the way up to seventy

30:52 five megatons. The fireball which I'm going to show you guys right now, This is the fireball of the blast, which it's gonna look like the sun, right, let's see. Although although simplistic fireball calculations predicted it would be large enough to hit the ground, the bomb's own shockwave bounced back and prevented this. The eight kilometer wide or five mile fireball reached nearly as high as the altitude of the release of the plane and was visible from six hundred and twenty miles away. The mushroom cloud was forty two miles high, of nearly eight times the height of Mount Everest, which meant that the cloud was above the stratosphere. Amazing soire. The mushroom cloud was as big as the two seventy five loop. Yeah, and then both aircrafts were painted with a special reflective paint to minimize heat damage. Despite that, the crews were both still given only fifty percent chance of surviving the test. Wow. Yeah. So the only downside of the Czar bomb is although it is mega powerful, it has a tendency of blasting itself up right, So instead of like you you get a shock wave that goes out, but most likely your fallout is not going to be as big as an issue because it's going to go up and

32:24 out. Yeah, but once it goes up, it's got to go somewhere. It's got to go somewhere. But it was more it's kind of a spread thing, you know what I mean. Yeah, whereas like, uh, you think like that some of the smaller bombs, like go back to like Kiroshima and Nagasaki. They they hit, they're not as powerful, so there's plenty of like lax air pressure to let that fall out just seep out and demolish, you know, whatever it wants to, so that it's kind of like one of those uh overkill you know what I mean, Like it's it's a major overkill. The bomb itself is it'll do significant damage, but it's a it has a very self defeating kind of way about it, right.

33:15 Its own shock blast kind of removes the immediate you know, but a five mile fireball is still that's enough to me for me to be like that's you know, that's terrible. I don't want to be in that yeah, because survive it. Yeah right, So yeah, that That's what I was getting at, was why why do we have to have this stuff? I understand, like I in a way I understand it. Yeah, But then again I'm like, do you do you really want to be that? Right? Right? That's a that's a really good way to put that. Uh. I just get like this stuff, this kind of stuff makes me sick.

34:00 It's just like I understand there's like it's war. This is this is how war goes, and we put so like every country puts so much money into defense and whatever. It just uh, I don't know, like it just like it. It makes me unset, Like I'm very unsettled that, like us talking here right now, it could end right now just because they choose this, they choose to launch right and everything that we hold its value to us is just gone. You gotta you gotta like think that that there's there's folks whose job it is to know if that thing's on its way.

34:52 Unfortunately, Yeah, for the Czar I'll say unfortunately for the Czar bomb. It's not exactly a bomb that's gonna be strapped to a missile and sand here. It has to be carried in a very vulnerable plane. Everything has to be paid for, everything has a well, you know, you know what I mean. They made the biggest bomb, the biggest you know, nuclear bomb ever. Well, the biggest nuclear bomb ever is heavy as fuck, and it takes a lot to get it there. It's not going to get here fast. And let's put it that way. Okay, You're trying to get this bomb to a place with air superiority, and your only way of delivering it is in an airplane. That's the only one that's capable of lifting this bomb, you know what I mean. So it's one of those deals where it's like, yes, they do have it. Are we freaking out in America about it? Not really, because as soon as we get even a hint that that son of a bitch is on its way, they'll have the hornet's nest on it in no time. You know. It's like, you know, we think we got we got planes out there that are you know, running, they're doing exercises. They could go and intercept that thing and be back by lunch, you know what I mean. These guys run the that that's the test they run, that's the training they do. It's like, well, here's the simulation. You got this plane, it's holding this bomb. If it hits a city, five miles of our country is

36:22 gone. You got to get rid of it over the ocean. You got to get rid of it here. You got to do this, you know. So it's one of those things. Plus two is like you got to think too. The nuclear bombs are kind of finicky. They have to be detonated in a certain way, you know what I mean. So if you hit that bomb with a missile, especially if you hit it in the right place, it's just going to hit the ocean and zinc, you know what I mean. Right, I mean, there's a there's a certain way that a nuclear bomb is triggered to explode. So if you blow it up, it's just blown up, you know what I mean. So I don't know.

37:05 That's why I think that even though they have it over here in America, we're still kind of like, yeah, well, I like what I'm going I'm more along the lines is just we're already like at full capacity here. We've we've like I feel like the galactical police should have already escorted us out because we're over fire code on the planet, right uh and uh. Our like our first idea is just to make the make the building smaller. I guess yeah. Like that's and that's for all of us, that's including including us. We have we have them, everybody has them. Like like I like, I just fear in a way that every like everybody in the world is at risk of this kind of shit just because, like I said, do we like just one one person or the government their government wants to be right, Yeah, I mean we have a you know in America, they built they built, you know, this billion, multi billion dollar giant bomb, and our our ground missile defense in America is two hundred billion dollars.

38:29 I mean there's like because you got to think that we're like, well, we got a good feeling that Russia would never would never do it unless they were desperate. They wouldn't do it, right, But you take little crazy fuckers like like the guy up and you know North Korea or something. He's got something to prove. He's trying to you know, he's trying to like show hey and I'm badass too. Watch this sends it never dude, It'll never get across the ocean. Right, We'll have that things done, Like like nothing, you know, and they hate it, but that's the way our government works. We're like, hey, you know, we're the assholes here. You don't need to be the assholes or the we're the bullies. You know, everybody's bombing anybody, it's us, it's our Yeah, you want to you know, you want to talk about bombs. We got bombs. I mean, you think about it. Our our anti missile bombs are bigger than most countries offensive bombs, right, Yeah, I just sold one that's like around Alaska, a missile base that uh. The way that it's designed is it has this like little cat like this capsule thing that once like it launches in the air and it opens up and this thing is supposed to match the speed of the rocket and it shoots something at it and like in the air. Yeah, it's like so I thought that was I thought that was pretty cool. You think eventually, I mean, they'll probably because you know that they're getting into uh the asteroid rockets, retro rockets and stuff.

40:04 They can land on an asteroid and push it. Imagine imagine if they we get to the point in our defense where we just launched these little rockets that stick to the side of theirs and just turn it around and send it back off. No thanks, we got plenty of those over here. We're just gonna go ahead and amazon that right back to you. Yeah, yeah, that one's defective. You should, you should totally. Why did you blow yourself up? Butterfingers terrible? Stop nuking yourself. Stop nuking yourself. That's terrible. Okay, all jokes aside. We're not making fun of anybody all this. I just want to reiterate that we're making fun of Russia all day long. Bring it on, Russia. Uh, I mean this is tame compared to what some people say. Yeah. Yeah. Some people are out there like, yeah, fuck them, won't you fight us? Fight somebody in your own size bood? Right? Everybody else is sitting there like, Christ, what hell's up with Grandma? Grandma? She's pitched back to your broidery, Grandma. Jesus, how you doing speaking fights with Russia again?

41:30 Rascal? Yeah, I mean that That's kind of what I was saying earlier though. That's all I was saying was by the time they'd get it halfway here, their plane would be gone, the brom would be gone. I'm sure, I'm sure, they'd feel very dejected, you know what I mean, Like that was expensive ass bomb too, right, Like did we knew they had that, didn't we? Why didn't we do? You know? And then suppose some miracle happens and and they get ground forces to the United States soil you got the biggest military in the world to contend with now and actually you got what is it, the first and second biggest armies in the world. One's the actual military and the other one's the citizens. Yeah, yeah, I mean well, I guess yeah. I think there's like what twenty five point eight million licensed hunters, and that's just the people that are hunting, that's not the gun owners. I read some recently, Dude, it was about Kentucky. I love this. I'm so proud of this, you know. I guess some people would say that we shouldn't be.

42:34 But they said the average Kentucky gun owner has five to fifteen guns, And I'm like, that's that's pretty on the money. But it says the average registered guns in Kentucky is like two. I lost all mine in a boating accident. Yeah, I uh you too. I think it was I was with you, we're fishing, we were fishing and all the guns fell overboard. I remember that. Yeah it sucked. Yeah, well it's all our dynamite too, and that that mm hmm yeah, yeah, you've heard that joke right time. We're guys sitting there throwing dynamite into the water, blowing up fish and putting in his boat. The game warden comes up and says, hey, what are you doing. He's like, I'm fishing. He's like, that's illegal. You can't fish with with dynamite. The guy's sitting there lighting one, and he's like, oh right here, hands to the game warden. The game boarding is like like, well, you better throw it, you know what I mean, get to throw it? So can you just pull could you pull out the fuse? I mean, would you want to risk it? I mean, right at that point, it's getting as far away from you as possible. Yeah, all right, let's let

44:06 them. Let's let's let these folks have their have their lives back. We're gonna We're gonna see you on the next one. Thanks for listening, Thanks for for everything. We appreciate it. You gotta take care of each other. Mm hmmm, see you. Our prayers are with you out there. M hm uh.