s367: Maybe the UFO just broke down. We need a space tow truck.

You are listening to The Kentucky X Files Season three with your hosts Dennis Mays, Tylers Stewarts, and Josh Gibbs. Don't forget to subscribe to us on YouTube, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also visit us at www. Dots Ky x files dot com and now onto our show this And it looks like they literally poured dietomacious earth from a bag into these boxes. Yeah, like I wonder I wondered about that because when i'm that's what I was saying. When I was looking at it was you can see clearly that they're like gray skinned in nature, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? So why why would you put more dietons in unless you were trying to stop you know, bacteria things like that, which isn't that isn't a shoe in. That they're real because if if they are paper machee aliens and they do have a bunch of animal bones and tissue in them, then preventing bacteria would be a big deal, you know what I mean. Right, So it's not a shoe in, but it's compelling a little bit. So I need to I'd like to do a little more research on this. If I had time, I would have loved to specific could say this image here, it's a web phone web box. What I'm just gonna do a shot screen. I'm might get a big pretty picture here. That picture that you get showing it does showing three Can you see three toes on it? Yeah? Nice? So here, take a look at this real quick. Where is it at? It doesn't feel like the right page. There we go, all right, take a look at that. So that's pretty dense stuff they got there. Yeah, they're using a big scoop shovel to get rid of it, but it just feels like if that stuff was packed around him, right, it'd be more dense. And I think, like what you said is like maybe if they poured it on the corpses to keep the bugs away, But why would you need to do that? To me? That that takes back to like, for one, you would have to be talking about an era when they knew about diet Tomasa's Earth and what uses it had, which I don't know the origin of when they discovered it, when they started using it, But I'd almost think like if these were actual alien bodies and they did find them you would have done it on purpose. You would have poured diet like either stuck them where the diet you know, diet to Maciu's Earth could protect them, or you brought the diet to Maceus Earth. And you know, did it say they were discovered in a diet time mine or a round one or close to one. It's sit in in one. Okay, but that's just a big dig. That's not an actual mine. It's like the one thing too, is like he just showed. It's not like it's like back in the olden times where you're thinking of a mine. It's just a guy in a pick axe art at chipping away. These guys use heavy equipment. How the hell did they notice these things? Whether it's saying like how far down is diet to Masiau's Earth in the first place? So, well, it's fossilized algae, so I'd imagine it's just wherever the water tables were that is unprocessed toomacious Earth. Okay, that's what it looks like when you're scooping it. Basically, it's kind of like a gravel almost. I wonder what the how how long it takes to create Dietmacious Earth. How old is it? You know what I mean? Yeah, let's find out. The reason I say I wonder that is because it says here it was discovered in eighteen thirty six. In some ways, didn't they go ahead? I'm sorry, I was going to make a joke. Continue, you guys are actually doing some hard science. I was gonna say, didn't they say that these things were thousands of years old? I thought they just said a thousand. They said that they were. They were found down in a diet tomate dieton mine in Peru near the Nasca lines. And assuming that there are thousands of years over a thousand years old, they have to be if if they've found them in a mind means they dug them up, which means that these things were they died or were buried when that dietomaceous Earth wasn't dietomaceous Earth yet it was it was surface or you know, just at one time more and more, Yeah, it would have been water because diomatians Earth is literally algae. It's dead algae. I mean right, you would assume, right when algae is in water, isn't it's it's fossilized algae. Yeah, yeah, so so hold on a second, wouldn't that mean that it's at one point in time that was water, like there was water around there. Yeah, it has to be, because you can't you can't get But if it, you know, without an ocean or a large land like body of water, could they have fell into water? And just I just think that's unlikely then, like fish wouldn't like picked at them. Well what if I'm I'm throwing like a really far line out on this one. But what if these two little fellas they didn't say there was a bunch of them, like they said, there are fourteen, Yeah, fourteen of them, right, so you got sleepy, got dopey, got you got cranky, got all of them. Everybody is standing by the beach and they're looking at this this pool of water and it's just loaded with algae. All of them can fall in. At the same time, they all slipped and they fell, they reached you remember barrel of monkeys. You know, they're all holding onto each other trying they fall in. The algae kind of swallows them up and there you go. The algae itself not only does it kill them, but it also preserves them for thousands of years, so that we can sit here and discuss them on our podcast and you know, present it to the Mexican government or whatever you know, or around the time, like what likes like I wonder if like you could figure out like right like rising sea levels or bodies of water around that area, how how like how much was it up back then and how much it receded since then, Or if we were a narrative type show, we would tell you that there was a population of these things living on Earth at one point and no big, no big accident happened. Their grave site where they buried they're dead, had flooded with algae thick water and it preserve them over time. And that was right before they got their ship fixed and they took off. So dietomaceous earth is formed at the bottom of a seabed. Okay, there we go. The diatoms are heavy silica based and they did not decay easily. So when the diatoms die, they pile up. Trillions of them pile up at the bottom of a seabed, and when the sea dries out, that's where you get dietomacious earth. So there and that only happens in like saltwater or just I feel like I'm being a little ignorant on this, but I don't I don't know if it has to be salt water, but there's algae and lakes, right, freshwater. Yeah, but you're not going to have the body of water to die tubaceous earth that Yeah, So my brain is kind of on fire with with a theory here. Okay, I just want to know. If there's fourteen, then where's the fucking ship. That's all. That's what I'm getting at. Okay, this is gonna it's gonna sound. I know this is gonna sound like I'm being a ship, but I'm not. I swear. Okay he is. Drake Equation says there's at least ten thousand planets out there in the universe that can support life. Okay, how many times have you driven to work and you've seen somebody broke down on the side Probably countless, right countless times. And I've even I've even been that person a few times, a right good old Chevy cruise. So what if these dudes were just on their way somewhere and they broke down, you know, maybe they crash landed, maybe they needed some time to fix the ship. You know, maybe it's kind of like I mean the rest of space faring. You know, if you go up and as spacecraft that NASA pays for, and you go to some planet or whatever and you die, you don't come back because weight is priceless, so or weight distribution and weight reduction. Right, So if you if you jump on a ship and you fly over to Mars and you hang out and you die on Mars, somehow you were buried on Mars because why deal with extra weight if you don't have to. It's it's not really like they're not like being insensitive. It's more of a logistical thing. It's like, hey, we use less fuel if we don't have as much weight. So, you know, Fred here, he didn't make it. I think Fred would want us to leave him in this case. What if they landed, What if they needed to do something, What if they were fixing something. What if some of them died. What if they didn't die here, What if they died on their ship? What if their stasis failed? What if they had a bunch of those dudes and stasis And what we are seeing is the way they lay in their stasis pods. I don't know, I mean, it's a it's an out there it's a it's a far out there theory, but law of averages millions of years ago to now. Can we sit here and say for certain no one's ever pit stopped here on earth to fix their ship. And then yeah, it goes to the question like if you said that they died, what if they died in their ship? You had died in the ship, and you got to think about that, I like, as crappy it may sound, is like this, think about people that died. Uh, Like back in the times where we were all like like sailboats and ship people died and they would have to get rid of the body or it would start making people sick. Exact. Yeah, there's so many reasons to get rid of a body. Yeah, it's like so like okay, let's think about that. Like okay, like depending on what your theory is, Okay, say that they stopped, they got out, they were around this area, they were trying to fix their ship. Some of them died and the area that either a they buried them or they just laid them there. And then over time what water arose and then algae started to die, piling on them over and over and over for thousands of a year, years. Are you saying that these aliens predate the dinosaurs? I'm saying that they to be to have been found inside in the mind like dug out, they have to they have to be older than There's no natural way they were that they're gonna be just occurring in a mind that isn't dug yet, you know what I mean? Or did they did they dig out the mind and bury them and then cover it back up so that humans could discover it, you know, thousands of years later, millions of years later? Isn't there a way to test that? Like the how how how many years? Yeah? They do that with the like studies in like the poles, like they'll yeah, like because they do core samples and like the only way you're able to get certain like these layers or something. I can't I think Bill uh Nice said something about this on on I can't remember who he was talking to. It was the biggest talking Uh what's the guy the guy at the Creation Museum, right hammer or whatever? Yeah, And he said, the only way we could get this is if it was over hundreds of thousands of years old. So I wonder if that's could we do that with that? Like that's the same type of mind. Yeah, as long as long as you have like, you know, nobody kind of like governing the narrative of it. It's like the I mean hate to say this too, I don't. I hate being the fucking party pooper, but uh, you know, the whole ancient ancient civilizations thing, like prehistoric civilizations before mankind and all this like alness that were. Yeah, they're testing uh samples of the you know what the structures are made of. Okay, there's a problem there. Well, the problem is is we don't really have a great way of testing wind that was made out of that substance. We're like, oh, this this building is made of one hundred and eighty four million year old stone, so that's proof. No, that just means the stone is that old. It was probably close to that old when the people made it, when they started chiseling away at it. You know what I mean. We got to have like good ways of testing this ship, and I don't think we do. I think we do the best we can. Core samples is different. It's like, you know, it's like tree rings. It kind of just fundamentally works, you know. All right, So can you guys see my mouse yeah, yeah, this, yes, is Nasca. The Nasca lines are out here. This is a diet on mine. It's the only diet of mine I could find in Peru. Right, I gotta clear my throat again. When when they say near, yeah, I mean you're talking. You're talking like from what Georgia to the Florida Keys. Yeah, that's quite a distance. Well maybe not so far. Maybe it's half that, right, I was about to say, elevation we're seeing is that like a declining elevation towards towards the water? Uh, this is actually a reserve. It's a wildlife reserve. I got you. So those are circled to this one here, there's one here. Yeah, that's really curious. Now I've lost Oh no, I lost my lost your mind, I lost my mind. There's a joke there. Yeah, I don't know. It just it just seems like there's quite a bit of distance to claim that it's near the Naska lines. I mean, like in respect to where we are. Yeah, it's a whole lot closer to the Naska lines than we are, right, But you know, I wish they would show all of them. I'd like to see all fourteen of them, right, Yeah, because that's another thing too. It's the consistency of them. Well, I mean, these two they're pretty consistent. They're they're similar, but they're not exact. Structures are similar, ones taller than the other. Yeah, it's almost like they're trying to make it look like it's a male and a female. Yeah, although if I'm being honest, there doesn't seem to be any discernible difference. Besides, Yeah, that's the other thing too, is that, Uh, I know we're working on this here on Earth, but the the sexes, that's it's apparent here male and female, you know, sexes, But it may not be uh, it may not be as whatever as uh you know what I mean, It may not be as rigid of a rule out out there somewhere. I was looking into this. Uh, it's one planet technically considered like an exo planet. I guess. Yeah, it's called Kepler. God damn it, I lost it. How many fucking Keplers are there? There's a lot of Kepler's, Kepler's one eight six. F I'm We've talked about Kepler one eight six on the show before, but I think it was a different letter. Yeah, yeah, I remember talking about that in the garage back when we used to do the show out there. Apparently near this planet is an exoplanet that is in the same habitable zone that is zero point zero two six the size of Earth. Don't they call that the Goldilocks zone? Yeah, Goldilocks zone. Yeah, So it's this is a little exo planet that's massively smaller than Earth, possibly smaller than our moon. You know what I mean. I don't even know what this what the percentage of our of the you know, our Earth, the moon is. But you would if you had intelligent life that became sentient, that started to evolve, it would produce smaller beings. The only problem with this is that Kepler's fuck and far right. Five hundred five hundred light years from Earth, five hundred years to get here. The only way you're doing it is if you can suspend animation for a while and then there never there's no return trip for them. They're not They're not making it back, at least not in the time you know it takes to to get back, and you know, debrief somebody more than likely thousand years later you get back. That it's kind of a coin flip whether your people are even still there or not. You know, a lot of shit can happen in a thousand years. Look what happened is like four or five. You know, all kinds of shit can happen in a thousand years. That's that's pretty bad. I mean, that's a that's an excellent point. Think about what it was like from twenty nineteen to now. Yes, a lot of shit can go nineteen pretty quick, you know. So this to me, I'm not sold completely on these on these mummies, but I think the idea is not too out there, Like well, maybe maybe these dudes were on some kind of expedition. The thing I don't understand with their presentation of them is they're just in wooden boxes. Yeah, like the one picture you showed they've got glass over it. Yeah right, But when they I guess they do have glass. I see the I see the line. Now, maybe I'm maybe I'm mistaken. Maybe there just wasn't a glare. I don't know, what's it? What's the first one's at all? This video we were watching wasn't Yeah, it was a video. I think maybe they just had it angled at the exact position where you couldn't see the glass. But okay, so I mean that that right there that looks like like slot for glass. I don't know if you can. Guys, now, you can't even see that, Okay, okay, yeah see that see that line, Yeah, that is glass there. It's that's my mistake. I didn't see it before. But my next point is going to be that every time they present a mummy of any sort, the boxes glass on three sides. You know, it's the sides, it's the top in the end, the bottom is solid. Why would you why would you build a container to view these things and then resets them down in to where the only way you can view them is from above. One other thing, too, is look how big those fucking boxes are, Yeah, compared to like what he just said, Like most mummies, like we have caskets that side, it's built for the size of the person, like whatever a person. But these things are so tiny. They made these things. That's that's a fucking toolbox, right, Why is it that big? And the way it looks too, is like I don't think that's just dirt. I think that it's a whole thing. It's like still encased in the rock in some ways because it made like that's the only thing that makes sense to it, because what he was like, what would Josh was saying, is like, what would be the point other than well, another thing too, is like what you were saying to I guess keep bacteria out that you said, like the some of that stuff in there or what. I don't know. That's what I was kind of like confused about, was what I mean if it's dried out with tomacious Earth, you know, like this one here, he don't have one, he don't have the three toes or the three fingers. Yeah, what's up with that? Was he's so different, you know this one, This one's quite a bit bigger. Three toes, three fingers, three fingers. I don't know, it's weird. Could you imagine though, with three toes and three fingers what their math, like their mathematic system would be, Like everything would be in threes, yeah, always, always primal threes, Like we're primal tens, you know, primal fives, we're promo five. Yeah, yeah, So could you could you imagine it? We're just we would be talking to them and like the math, oh my god, it would be like worse than than the man Trick system. They would have to like convert everything over to you know, we're like, yeah, man, taco bells like five miles down the road. But they're like, what is that? And finger miles? Oh, that's like seventy two hundred finger miles. I guess for you guys jumped really high. Right, Well, it's because they measure everything by laying their three fingers together. They we order booze and three fingers. So yeah, well with this common ground there at least, Yeah, could you imagine hanging out with these little bitty dudes and they're like absolute party animals. They're like the uh, the little dudes from Minium Black with their coffee, Yeah, only with booze. They're just like in cocaine. You're like, God, damn it, I gotta call the cops, man, I got them damn little aliens out there. They're trashing my yard. They're throwing, they're on their beer cans everywhere. Yeah, in my yard, your little three fingered bastards. I don't know, man, It's to me, it's like, why wouldn't you present X rays? Why you wouldn't you present anything scientific besides corpses, especially corpses that don't look good. Yeah, you know, it's I don't know, there's there's a lot of stuff to this. The presentation is a big deal to me, like how they're how they're you know, alleged, you know what I mean. But uh, the couple there's a couple of things, A couple of things about it I can say are compelling. One one I'm gonna say is the look of them. My brain immediately get is I could have designed a better alien, right, And that's actually kind of what you're what you're wanting, is, you know what I mean? Like, we want, we want an irrefutable alien sitting in front of us with an absolute, clear to science explanation of how its body works and why. But we're not. We're just not going to get that if it comes from somewhere else, if it comes from a different you know, world, different different biological evolution, you're not going to get a nice and neat looking organism where I'm sure that we probably look, you know, insane to other creatures. They're like, oh God, look at all the extra fingers and toes they have, right, you know, they gut hair everywhere? What is up with these things? You know? Right, it's probably it probably doesn't make sense. A difference being that, you know, apparently they come here and snatch us up so they could dissect us and take a look at us, where we can't do that to them, which it's kind of bullshit. It's not fair. Yeah, So every now and again, maybe the government finds a body or snatches one of these things and they're like, all right, tables are turns, you know, the tables on the other foot, the tables on the other foot. Yeah, do you guys remember that? When I remember, what was it like the nineties when the Alien Autopsy show came out on It was like it was like a fox or something, and they were like trying to debunk it, and it was it was so blatantly fake. It was like you're shitting there watching it and they're like dissecting it, like they're like, yeah, is this real footage or is this sham? I don't think I remember that show. Yeah, it was pretty it was pretty awesome. I bet I could, I bet I could pull up a piece of it here. Let's seem probably one of my favorite, uh favorite toys from the eighties too. I wonder if anybody out there will, we'll remember this one. Dissect the Alien probably the coolest toy that ever came out of the eighties and a little little alien. Uh, and you filled him full of his He had like all of his organs and you put those in and you filled him full of slime and then you dissected him. I don't remember this at all. Oh man, that was that was cool too. I gotta I gotta say, you guys, this dissect the alien. Oh man, this is so cool. Wow. They are expensive as ship on a on eBay. Uh, where's it at? Here? Here it is, there's a toy, there's your that that great thing in the middle is your like scalpel. There's all the organs. I don't remember that at all. Yeah, I remember you see all the way to the left in the middle of that paink thing. Yeah, that was the breastplate. And it was a pain in the ass to get it back at once you like took him apart. You could not get that piece back at so he just like flung it. But yeah, you filled him full of slime and you just sit there and you pull all the guts out. It was like, it was so gross. It was so fun. Yeah, we had different stuff back then. Alien autopsy. Where's this sad here? Here? Here we go I'm gonna bring up my my YouTube here. Yeah, alien autopsy. This was a factor of fiction. Alien autopsy. Uh, I guess. I mean it's technically this. I don't know if this is gonna show it, but well we got we first have to have an ad though. I gotta have some ads on here. Yeah yeah yeah, these fuckers just got a free ad on our show. Yeah. I'll zip this right out of there. Yeah, you're getting free ads on us, no free ad space. Yeah, now another one, fuck another one. Let's see here. Okay, there's no footage of it, yeah, a very ad here it is at the very end. That was the That was the footage. Yeah, okay, now I remember that. Yeah, surprisingly human like features. Yeah. I love that they go through here and there's there's clearly nothing there and then they blur it. Right. He looks appalled. Well, wouldn't you be. I can't believe you're dissecting me. Yeah. I don't know they did that. It was like the nineties or something, and it was it was so lame. Yeah, I remember they watched it. Do you I think there was more to that video too. Do you remember when they had like the interview with an alien? Yeah? Yeah, that was pretty wild. Another one that's been floating around first for years, very cryptic messages of the future. Yeah, the alien says that he's there technically us right from the future, and I'm like, hell you say that. But there's a whole lot of paradoxes of time travel that everybody seems to be able to get the math to work around, right, Yeah, I don't know. But here for some fun, some fun at the end of this here uh the TikTok where somebody made a cake that looked like the aliens. It's pretty fucking hilarious. That's fucking great. I found a much better alien cake. That's a pretty good alien cake. I feel like that's a good one. I would actually like one of these for my birthday. Yeah, there you go, Tyler, an alien cake. Can you make me an alien cake? Tyler? Have you ever made a cake? Tyler? Yeah? Well, I mean it makes sense that the first one you ever make is going to be over the cop I wish that wasn't so blurry, because the right it said it was like what what the aliens look like when they arrive in uh Texas. Yeah, a lot of funny and one more for that's just not. That's not right, right, that's just not right. There's no way right. Yeah, it's crazy. El Vira not aging and shiit seventy two years old. Oh god's wait, thank you guys. Won't let them have their have their week. Where do we have anything? They add, I'm good. Well, I don't know you guys out there, you've been blown up to YouTube. Let us know, tell us, tell us something. What do you think? Give us a topic that you want us to cover two? I mean yeah, point us in the right direction. Yeah, give us something to talk about. Interesting. And we've been thinking branch out a little bit. Yeah, we might. We might start talking about all kinds of shit. So what do you ever know to talk about? You never know what we might go into, you know, you never know what we might say, gender stuff and COVID and politics and let's just take some religion. Let's just have this is bad. Oh god, it's going out, you see tylent get up and walk away. Anyway, think care of each other out there, would be good. See you guys,