S366: Aliens or cake? You be the judge.

0:00 You are listening to The Kentucky X Files Season three with your hosts Dennis Mays, Tyler Stewarts, and Josh Gibbs. Don't forget to subscribe to us on YouTube, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also visit us at www dot k y x files dot com and now onto our show. Welcome back, guys to York, Kentucky gutsiles. I thought the noise gate was working. I thought he was like, just given early God, and I can can do that. Then we just get a little hell what we were hearkening back to Turtle fucks the Shoe. Yeah, te oh man, you know it would be delicious today, guys, it's some cake before we get into the cake. Yeah. Yeah, it's ironic that you bring up cake. Yeah, because we have something going on today that it's super fucking important that I have to put up. Well, we got all right, Hold on a second. Oh shit, Elvira's birthday The Mistress of the

1:46 Dark is seventy two today. Wow right. She im like, do we have a picture like ever at seventy two? Yeah? I could find one right now. I'm just saying like i'd like, you know what I mean, help Ira, it's her birthday. Holy shit, seventy two years of making people happy. Let's see y'all in Garber out of Garba's that kind of I don't know where that kind of show are we. I mean, that's not what I meant. But okay, let's see here. Yeah, we should probably do that. Huh. I feel completely unprepared because I didn't have this. We're an unprepared show. That's true. That's damn damn true.

2:39 So yeah, hey, damn, there is a recent set of pictures over yah and good seventy two. There's no fucking way, yep, a fucking way, man. Right, she's like maybe in her thirties tops, crazy, isn't it. I'm starting to think that she actually is a fucking mistress of the dark, right, you know what I mean? Like there's a there's some vampire vampires stuff going on there. She's she don't look seventy too. I'm sorry, right, I don't expect that. Okay, incredible, Well, like I guess, okay, never mind, I wanted to get into that, but if we're going to get into something else, we'll get into it later. We'll talk about that later. What the fuck did that sittance even say what did you? I was going to say something, but I was like, but we were going to get into the whole like alien thing, would you. Danny was talking about cake, so I figured birthday cake was what he was meaning. I don't know. I think we're having we're we're having like multiple conversations at once. We're definitely having the joke about the cake thing the alien. Yeah, okay, I'm done. I was

4:09 Tyler losing patience with us. I'm thoroughly confused. Yeah, I think what was what was happening is is that you showed an attractive elderly woman. I don't want to I don't want to make any you're pointing around what there you go? You know things about people who like elderly woman women a lot, but I mean there's you know, somebody on the show, like the elderly elderly cake. Yeah, it's always backwards in a driving nuts my point of you were him on mine, you're pointing him. Okay, hmmm, so yeah, fun fun times this week and the the old weird news. Uh, Mexico had a big old had had a big old shindig about some alien bodies that they found. And I don't know. I don't know how I feel about this. Yeah, it's uh, it's ridiculous. They look so bad. Oh, it's so bad. I mean, I mean I had to say, even even Todd standings big Foot's look, you know, reasonable

5:44 to an extent, you know, but this looks like a clay sculpture. Yeah, it's pretty fucking bad. Yeah, and I did read someone somebody had said that, uh, they're convinced that they're convinced that the bodies are actually made of like like fabric and animal bones being held together with glue and whatnot. And yeah, so they had a big old thing about these. I don't know, I have some concerns with the positioning. It just looks so fucking played like it's meant to be, like there was somebody tried to make it. Yeah, you know, let me see if I can find something here and I'll throw it in here. Yeah, I don't know.

6:59 It's just just doesn't look believable to me. That's no. But what kind of rib cage is that? Right? Yeah, the rib cage is a bit absurd. Let's see here. Yeah, this is a good one. I don't know. This is the only bad part is this now? That the now that the oversight committees happen, the disclosures happen, everything is we have to take all this with a grain of salt, because even Graves is in that. Yeah, let's see. I don't know if the clip here which just just kind of clipped him in, you know, like as a reference to the oversight committee, you know what I mean. I really feel like he would have been he would have been really careful about like, yeah, I'm not I'm not gonna go and mess with that. I mean that did that. Did's already put himself out there like big time. Okay, so there's I'm I'm looking at a lot of stuff here. Yeah, and I see if I can get these all up. I wonder if we're gonna

8:37 get demonetized for me showing this stuff. But all right, may I throw an overlay up? Can you bring it to the point where it shows the full body? Denny? Yeah? Like that? That's perfect. All right, Let's look at the positioning and let's think about the story that was told. What was it that they said. They said that they found them around the NASGA lines. Okay, right, okay, so these are obviously corpses that are supposedly like naturally mummified by the desert, right, because there are a couple thousand years old, is what they're saying. Yeah, look at the positioning of the hands, the arms, the legs, and the face.

9:28 Yeah, all right, now let's look at this one. Let's look at this one, and let's look at this one. Right. Okay, that one looks like he was he was in the middle of aerobics. Yeah, he was just exercising. That looks like it was set up that way, and so does that one. Okay, So all three of these were found this way. This is how they were found in nature, right, Yeah, this guy's mummified. He was he was in the ice. Oh yeah, when guy started melting, they found him. She was found in a cave. Wow. And this one here, I'm not sure where they found this one, but my point being is is that the hands are never just straight. Yeah. They've presented these mummies of aliens like like they were buried, like it was a ritualistic thing, sort of like like we do our own dead. You know. Yeah, did you think that could have happened, like they met people and they were just buried or yeah, put them made him that way or something I don't know, Uh, the the

11:03 the timeline for that to happen. You got to think these were found already as corpses, right, so you've got what six hours before rigor mortis sets in? I don't know. I don't know that if but we're going off of the fact that these are like we're going off of what happens to us, what happens to them, like like their anatomy would would it be different? Do they even really decompose? You think if they're organic they have to write? I mean, okay, so rigor mortis sets in after two hours Rick and Morty said, is yep, okay. But my thing is is that if they found them in the desert already dead, were they already dead like a long time or was it like a week old? Because there's nothing else stating that these little guys existed, Like there's it's not the story of like this culture had these little people hanging out with them, it's somebody found these. Yeah. I am impressed with the craftsmanship of the boxes they got

12:33 him in though. That's that's a pretty good join ry. And they I think they have like a is that temperature gauge and like or is that just time dating. It's probably a little bit of everything. It's probably a humidistat temperature time date. I've seen I've seen things like that on walls before, like factories and ship where they have to keep track of everything that very specifically. The fuck is that? That's a fish boy Fiji mermaids. Yeah, yeah, no. So the reason I was I brought him up was because these are like, these were crafted, you know what I mean? I didn't look better? Yeah, Or maybe that's it. Maybe that's the giveaway.

13:28 They don't look good. Maybe aliens when they mummified don't look good. Maybe they look maybe they look like cake. I'm just saying, I don't know. I want like I want, I really want to give the benefit of the doubt on this, right, but I want to know, like, okay, why uh why are they so tiny? That's it's the other thing is these came from Peru, right, Yeah, Okay, I got a whole bunch of pictures of of Peru's other aliens. It's like, how do you how do you just get all these different aliens in one place?

14:18 Right? Was it? Back? Like? Did was that like the place to fucking beeB You were an alien who's hopping. Yeah right, it's like because these little ones they don't look like they're anything near the size of these other you know. No, and and the structure of it looks more human. Yeah, you know, the well that's a little guy. Yeah, that looks like a little fella, a little baby, a little guy. But I mean even the skull looks different. Yeah, because these these things that we're looking at they look like et yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it was the way the shape of the face, but it's a lot smaller.

15:05 But yeah, it literally looks like they use a pringle can for the face. I was thinking that too, like maybe like an old small like a small folder's coffee can or a soup can. Yea, this does have like it screams. What's the word I'm looking for here? What the ship is? That stuff where you to make like flour and water together and you take a little piece of paper paper machee. Yeah, yeah, I just want to disclose this. This is actually my third grade Arts and Crabs projects. I lost it a long time ago. I don't know how it got there. Oh here we go, the paper machee alien kit. That's fucking fantastic. Yeah, I didn't even know that that beam existed. It's pretty new. That's pretty good. Okay. The only thing that's getting me is, like I said before, that's actually a yeah, that's different. I don't think that's photoshop. Somebody actually made a cake like to resemble it.

16:14 I thought it was funny, But all the jokes aside. There is a bunch of people, a fucking like a bunch of people saying that this is real. Yeah, there was a guy in a lab coat, so you know that he might have done some tests. He had to do some tests because he has a lab coat. Yeah, I feel like you should have to sign those out from like government buildings to get a lab coat from Joe credentials. I was gonna say, because I've seen videos of people in lab coats and they weren't very scientific at all. Yeah, I don't know.

17:02 It's just I'm concerned about what all the extra powder shit is that's in this like little silk pocket that it's sitting in, Like why did they deem that necessary? Like they didn't sweep it off before they put it in. Are you sure it's a powder or it's like embedded into like some kind of like like rock or well, I'm looking at it going up the side of the silk. Oh yeah, i'd see some of it. Well, I would say some of it would probably chip off of it, but yeah, like but they have it at an angle. It wouldn't you think it would start to slide down. But it looks like there's like right like, okay, I'm giving a little dirty here, uh, right around his crotchel area.

17:52 He's like indented like indented into whatever this substance rock or debris. What it feels like to me is is that they didn't do a very good job and they didn't go all the way around him when they made him, so they're just like, well, let's just put him on a pole of dirt. Yeah, they didn't finish it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, So here's the actual here's the actual video. This as long as hell. So I know we're not gonna want to watch this whole thing, those of you listening. I'll be translating responsibly. I think I left my microwave on.

18:45 He's translating it down to the bad Oh okay, yeah, my spans not great. We will not go quietly into the significah or suparna la. I'm sorry, but whole hearing, whole hearing based on these these little mummies or whatever, whatever the hell they are, right is it? Is it feasible though, I mean, is it is? What we need to clarify also, is that it's not the Mexican government presenting Yeah, the Mexican government was presented to So this somebody really believes that this ship's real. Oh that's that guy. It is a guy that professor the and the ill. Let's

20:19 see the big reveal here, skipping a bit still moment Spago. So far, the Pentagon has not accepted this witness, these biological remains. Here today, we're going to present two beings that were recovered and for me in those media can see the investiga. Okay, hold on pulse for a second.

21:18 So this falls back to what I was saying a second ago. They were found in a diet time mind and they have been fully investigated since twenty seventeen. Somebody has been looking at these corpses corpses since twenty seventeen. They've been handled several times, and yet they're still dirt in the new boxes. Yeah, you know what I mean, Like, I don't know, it feels fishy. Go for it, though, I got, I got another picture I just found real quick to say, you guys, let me say, here's like a much better shot of one of them. If fucking save it, where hell you go? Okay, I'll hit it and I'll keep looking round one Algunas conclusion l Ali Investiga, Joe Mantillas Premier Momento Bamosa scurriesta momento eso squerpost so said there's no mans can also imparted the Nest Revolution eksplays non

22:55 evolution postero. Uh, I mean los anais? Is this? They said? At fourteen of them? Yeah, apparently so there's an overhead shot floating around two that shows that they are. Yeah, let me let me pause this for a second. I keep you recall like two is our listeners aren't going to have any idea what is going on. M let's see here, share screen check this out. I just feel that this is definitely an episode that should be viewed on YouTube. I got this page here and I can't get to this, but look at that, huh, Like seeing them, seeing them in the different angles is actually pretty pretty wild. Look at the like look at that? You know what I mean? Right? I could get a little bit more of I guess perspective. I guess I don't know,

24:32 but yeah, if I can get to that picture, oh I can't. Okay, hang on the one thing I'm like, I'm I'm very iffy on like the schuletural structure of these these things, like because they Okay, the arms, like especially what was Joshua was seeing about the arms, like they're straight down. There's no visible elbow like that. You don't even see like where it would bend. So does these arms just stick straight out? They don't have like a bend in it inconvenient as hell, especially the legs.

25:18 They don't look like there's any like any indication of a joint. And especially another thing too, is like the like where you guys said something about the rib cage. Look how tiny that is. Was the organs on the outside of the the like the skeleton and they just kind of like weathered away over time and that's why it's like looks like that. But like, think about if this is an organic life, it would have some kind of similarities to us, but not maybe not work the same, but you would have to think that it had like have some kind of similarities. But what would that like, what would that body hold right, like the like the shape and design, Like the design of it doesn't look like you would hold anything, like like how our bodies hold organs. Mhmm. I mean the only thing big on it is it's fucking head and its shoulders. Yeah, like in that collar bone thing, what the fuck is that? Is that its defense mechanism or something. That's that's where you set your space helmet. Yeah, you gotta have a flat spot for the space helmet to seal up.

26:53 Huh's interesting. I'm curious about the toes. I want to see how many toes they have. Yeah, like he's maybe he's wearing a little sneakers, you know, because like I mean, I mean, you think about it, like, if you got five fingers, you probably have five toes, right right, If you got three fingers, you should probably have three toes. It just seems like that happens a lot in nature, you know. Yeah, so I'm curious with them having three fingers. If they have three toes, I don't know. It's interesting though. There is shots of there is overhead shots of the feet, but you can't fucking get them. I'm trying. I'm working on it right now, because it does look like they have three toes. See if I can get this picture. I can't tell because it's it's kind of far away, but check us out now. The other thing too, uh, I didn't really consider before, is that the

28:26 dietm mine is where they came from. Right right, Okay, So dietomacious earth is just it is pretty remarkable at preserving things. Right. The one thing that kind of gets me a little bit that's somewhat compelling, I'll say, is the one on the right, how it's head is twisted up kind of like your your examples you you know what I mean, Yeah, kind of like your examples earlier. Yeah, like maybe maybe this guy on the left, maybe he just kind of maybe he was face down, you know what I mean, maybe he was in the mud or something. But diet tomaceous earth will absolutely shred you know, any kind of what do you call it, like insect that might feed on the thing, you know what I mean. But the downside of diet to macius earth is that it does like dehydrate shit like big time. It'll suck out of anything. And if it's if this is something that's like I can't imagine that that aliens would have landed here and they were like, let's go hang out in this this you know this these where all this dietime is. Yeah, I couldn't imagine that it's actually used and sold as a crawling insect killer. Yeah, because it grinds up there their exo skeletons, It gets on them, like we use it

29:57 here for the goats to treat lice, because they will absolutely shred the ice right off of them. Just they can't move because the dietop will attach to them and put them up. So it's kind of a I'm looking at this and it looks like they literally toward diatomation