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And I would maybe a little bit
more than minutes, but yeah,

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because found it, I definitely am
a fault. I'd like to follow up

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with him and just ask him,
like, hey, you know what kind

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of trucks are running through there?
You know, because I don't know if

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you guys like I mean, especially
with some of these some of these logging

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places too, there's there is certain
roads for the trucks and certain roads the

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trucks can't go up. Yeah,
you know. Usually usually big trucks,

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especially hauling trucks, I mean,
they don't do great, you know what

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I mean in some of these roads. So usually they have their own road

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and stuff is brought to them.
But I don't know, man, there's

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a lot of what ifs' was he
saying this is the same spot that he

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he got whatever he thought that he
like soul like you said he's soul a

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group of bigfoot. He said he
thought maybe maybe he didn't. Yeah,

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okay, so maybe in there,
but is head But is that the location

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is That's what he's saying. I'm
trying to make sure that. Yeah,

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okay, this is the only video
he sent too, because he said he

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had a video and audio of rocks
being thrown at him. I'll double check

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because he did say he had audio. Uh, let me look here.

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But what would be the purpose?
Like, why would all let's get yeah,

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why would have even if we let's
get down the like, let's get

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down that path. Why would a
sasquatch do that? Why would it just

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throw that in the middle of like
is it like son of Like? Is

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that there a way of saying fuck
you? Like you messed up my hunt?

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I don't see. Yeah, if
if somebody spooked your dear, yeah,

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would you come out of the tree
stand and grab a skunk and tear

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it in half and throw it hoping
that that person would come back? I

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see it? If Okay, so
if something did this to the skunk,

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yeah, yeah, a living creature
did this to the skunk that wasn't intending

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to eat it? Obviously to me, it would be out of retaliation.

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Maybe you know, maybe the skunk
sprayed it and it was like, oh

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yeah, let's see you spray now. Yeah, but maybe not towards him,

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but definitely towards the skun. But
okay, let's let's let's okay,

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let's look this this side. Let's
dissect that. Okay, look at the

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Okay, what is the force that
you think you would have to have to

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rip that thing apart? Damn wouldn't
be much, dog would be Okay,

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it wouldn't. Yeah, but you
got to think of like how much grip

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you would have to have to rip
it apart too, so that there would

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be damage on both sides. Wouldn't
you think you would probably crush the head

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of that or the animal with the
grip. Yeah, That's why I'm going

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with Danny on this one. Where
it's cleaved, it looks That's That's what

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I'm saying. I'm just trying to
go every picked like, even if it

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did, how did it do that? And now we're getting in the realm.

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If we want to go down that
deeper and say that an animal did

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this name like Bigfoot he used,
says squatches, legitticus, he used a

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rock to cleave it. Oh man, there would still be a lot of

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like trauma. There'd be a lot
of crushing trauma. Even my even my

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like semi tire theory, He's like
completely fucking off here, because a semi

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tire, it'll cut him in half, but one half is gonna be flat

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as fuck, you know what I
mean, It's not gonna be this perfect

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like you know it did this.
This skunk looks like a lego set.

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He just pulled him like he literally
just came apart. The thing about the

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video that gets me the most is, uh, where the skunk is in

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the rope? Yeah? So,
I mean that's the weird part to me.

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See that doesn't Yeah that that part
well, I should say where the

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skunks are, where the two parts
are. That's the thing though, is

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we gotta we gotta remember we don't
know when this happened exactly. Yeah,

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there is a solid possibility that those
pieces of skunk were drugged there by another

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animal. Yeah, you know,
why would it left that? Finally,

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just like this, Okay, this
smell is getting to me now. If

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you look at them, if you
look at it real close, you'll notice

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that all the intrails are missing,
So whatever it is, hat the soft

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intrail. I came up right and
this is not here when I left Friday.

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But that's weird. The positioning of
the two pieces, well, there

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is okay, he said, There
was no okay. If it did rip

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out the entrails, there would be
a little bit more blood around the area.

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But there was a spot by like
the front half of the thing,

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right right beside it. But wouldn't
you think there would be like a little

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trail of blood coming from that.
It literally looked like the spot that was

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next to the front half of the
skunk, it like it was sitting upwards

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on that side and was moved over
to the to the side of it.

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Skunk's laying on its side. The
upper half of the skunk, i'll call

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it, was laying on its side
facing the truck. The other side b

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side, the whole side was aimed
away from the truck, legs up.

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So it's like, it's just it's
kind of a weird positioning. I'm not

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now when I say weird, like
I don't want to anybody jump the jump

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the shark here, I'm not saying
weird like Sasquash did this. For sure.

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I'm not saying that. I'm saying
that it's weird because my brain immediately

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goes to some fucked up person found
a dead skunk, cleveland it in half

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and put it in the road to
fuck with somebody. But I often,

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I often go towards it just being
a fucked up person. Yeah, Okay,

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I'm not like and I will say, uh, say this to this

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person too, if he's a very
advocate, like like believer in the weird

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and like cryptids and stuff. Are
you sure that you trust every person that's

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on your job site that's not gonna
fuck with you? Yeah? The other

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guys about that? Yeah, about
this, like this whole thing, because

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don't like I will say this being
on this podcast. I've got and so

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much backlash from work people left.
Oh if I'm big footing day, fuck

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up? Like I love that one. Dude, that's that one cracks me

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up the best. Yeah, like
that's fine big foot, Like, dude,

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I don't even know where to start
looking for bigfoot. Yeah. I

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kind a text message from one of
the guys like this, I found a

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UFO and it's just a drawing of
a UFO on a posted note. I

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was like, God, you know
what you do with those tie is,

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uh, you save it and then
we we put it out there like,

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hey, he's so and so submitted
his big his fucking UFO evidence here,

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full name and all his social security
number, social security number in his email

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if you guys want to message him
about his fucking UFO. But yeah,

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that's like we gotta go down say
that. We would have to go down

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that road too. That if anybody
knows that you're into this stuff, there

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is potential of people being dicks.
And there are like because I will say

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this, like there are videos of
Bigfoot that you can clearly tell that they're

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something screwing with you, like that
one that's been in Like dude, it's

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the same river, the same everything, but it's been all over the place.

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Like it's like they look that site
and they've been replicating it all over

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the United States. No, I'm
just saying it's like, yeah, you

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gotta go down that way. But
I get where his suspicion is. If

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he had if you find towards those
type you know, those things, and

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I could see it being odd.
It is weird. I mean, yeah,

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get me wrong. If I go
walking outside and I find a fucking

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skunk perfectly Cleveland and half I'm gonna
have questions, you know what I mean?

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Or dead raccoon you know something.
I mean, who knows what's happening

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to all the raccoons around here?
I don't know. It's weird anomally,

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Yeah, but what I was just
to get into your chicken coop and they

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just end up dead, It's wow. I don't know what. It must

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be a like a bird flu or
something getting them. Yeah. Yeah,

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But what I was like trying to
say is that if he, uh,

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if he had had an experience prior
to this sighting of the skunk, I

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get why he's like he's questioning it
even more and going like it could it

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could have been. I'm having hard
time today. I'm sorry. It's the

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hernia, That's what it wants.
It's trying to confuse you. But yeah,

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I get where he's like, Okay, this is weird, and on

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top of it, I just had
an experience here, so yeah, go

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down that route. I mean,
don't get me wrong. If I was

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driving down the road and I see
a bunch of big foot hunt trying to

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hunt some deer, and then the
next day there's a ripped in half skunk

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laying in the road. I'm gonna
assume they're linked. I'm gonna be like,

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okay, sorry, guys. They
need to get a little bit more.

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They need to get more clever.
And we're actually making it sound like

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they are this petty too. They
might be quarter that petty. I'm just

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saying they need to, like,
if they want to be that petty,

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they need to up their game and
put it in his truck. Imagine I

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would be pissed. You've been waiting
for hours in the tall grass. You're

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sitting here, like the deer coming
this way, and you're like, there

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they are, and you got other
big foots and you're like whoo, whoo

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who the other guys just barreling down, like rocking out like they hear it.

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But they're like, we can get
the deer before he gets here.

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Any other one. Here's that sound
and he's like the noise gate is killing

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the jumped out and they run and
they're like, I'm about to fucking just

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full on goldberg, fucking spearless deer
and half to and that's when the fucking

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truck shows up. The fucking deer
change directions, they pivot on you God,

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damn it, that was dinner.
I guess what. They hit White

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Castle and they turn around and the
truck goes past. They turn around,

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they look down. There's a fucking
skunk sitting there, and it's like and

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it starts spraying out of its ass
and they're like, you know what,

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fuck skunks and he just storms off
into the woods. I wasn't there sounds

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about right? Yeah, I mean, just because I speak fluent bigfoot hunting

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calls, I don't know, you
know, are you uh, you're going

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to come out of a dictionary.
I'm sorry if if a big foot walked

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out, I mean it was like, I'd probably have a fucking heart attack

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on the spot, and you guys
would find me and be like, what

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the hell could a tore Denny in
half? Must have been a semi okay,

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I'd have a lot more questions probably
if you if you were torn a

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half. Yeah, like it was
a bird, bird flu raccoone's gutty.

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Yeah. Man. It's well,
not not making funny of James, it's

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just, you know, it's the
same. It's the same reason I think

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a lot of a lot of people
listen to this. You know, it's

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I mean, how do I say
it nicer. It's like there's a lot

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of shows out there that if you
send something in and you say, I'm

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pretty sure it's this big foot,
they're like, so they're they're they can't

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they can't wait. They're like,
oh god, yeah, they fucking tag

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it with big foot stuff and all
this. We're like your bros. Yeah,

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think of us like your buddies.
We're we're just kind of gonna say

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whatever, you know what I mean. So, yeah, maybe you're kissing

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people's asses when it comes to big
foot. Or if you're my buddy,

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he'll let you know that. When
I was a kid, I sold dog

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Man every day. Yeah. Yeah, it was a bear. It was

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a bear. So I'm over here
searching for scump predators, okay, and

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I found something that I find I
find you guys should probably see this.

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This is news to me, the
East spotted skunk. This is how it

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scares away predators. It does a
handstand. It does a handstand. Yeah,

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or like he's like, ha ha, look at my acrobatics. It

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kind of like I'm actually getting really
like emotional though. When I'm looking at

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this, it looks like one of
those ink paintings that they yeah, the

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Worshark test. Yeah, yeah,
I have like a lot of emotion.

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That is definitely brings me back,
bring me back to my childhood when I

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fell off the monkey bars. Yeah, it's interesting. It reminds me of

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a hernia for some reason, I
don't know what it is. Kind of

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reminds me of a face. M
hmm. Yeah, I only see what's

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the hell's the name of that cartoon
movie were with the Giraffe, the hippo

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and the Lion and the zebra Utopia, No, not that one, the

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one we're Madagascar? Whatever the what
is his name? King Julius. Oh

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yeah, that's what I see right
now. Wasn't that movement move it?

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Yeah yeah, but I mean tell
me, that doesn't look like something that

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would be dancing to the I like
the move it, move it, you

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know. Yeah, so I had
to see that. You guys had to

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see that too. Now, apparently
it's not a one time occurrence. Apparently

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it happens quite a lot. Yeah, this is uh, that's just like

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something they do. That's like that, that's just something they do. Yeah,

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here's another one doing a handstand there. There's one doing a handstand down

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there. Uh. Yeah, they
just that's what they do. They're gymnastics,

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the spotted ones only the striped ones
are like, nah, I'm good,

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that's fucking my knees hurt. I
can't do that. Okay, anything

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about like, you know, skunks
ripped in half, like any No,

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I I looked and looked and looked
and looked. I went through the gruesome

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path of trying to find animals eating
skunks. Yea four and a half.

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There are a lot of predators,
mostly raptors of sorts. There's a few,

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like coated boxes that will eat them, but for the most part,

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it's you know, your hawks,
your eagles, owls, that sort of

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thing. Okay, so yeah,
not much luck on the googles for skunks

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cut in half. Believe that or
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Yeah, I'm I'm literally confused.
I feel like one I could see them,

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I could see a predator kind of
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side and not the B side,
and leaving the B side because I was

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like, no, I don't want
anything part of that whole side. Yeah,

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I don't want the butthole side.
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Yeah, you think about it.
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like in the animal Kingdom. Yeah, real quick, I wanted to interject

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real quick. We know how hot
it was this week, and I know

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you guys saw this, but I
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the farm. We have two snakes. Okay, one is a black racer

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and one is a just your basic
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whatever you want to call it.
And turns out they're both named Kyle,

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by the way, because I don't
name shit individual they're they're named in groups.

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It was so goddamn hot that even
Kyle didn't want to be outside in

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the weather. So Kyle decided to
hang out in my shed, my wife

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said as she opened the shed and
went fuck, nope, nope, and

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then she realized it was Kyle,
and she's like oh. And then she

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started to talk to Kyle and ask
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doing and exceed her so forth,
and h Kyle, where are you at

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right now? I'm starting to believe
our snakes here on the farm are not

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the brightest because they're sitting there and
then they realized that you've spotted them,

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and they're like, hit damn it
still after me. God damn it.

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He's so fast and you literally never
even took a step. You're just standing

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there, like, take your time, buddy, breathe, It's okay,

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just start over. Just breathe.
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the exact scenarios what happened to her. She's like Kyle, and he literally

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went and she said it. She
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fuck it. She's like, I
don't know what I'm what, why why

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I'm even like afraid of them anymore, Like they're you'd have all day to

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get away, you know what I
mean, Like if one of them was

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like trying to bite you, you
could literally take a nap and then it

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up later and then walk away and
you'd probably make it. It would take

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forever, you know. Yeah,
I don't know. Weird, weird shit

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happens. Weird shit happens. A
skunk rupt and half. I have no

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idea. I send him an email
back asking him for the audio because I

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didn't see it in the email,
and hopefully, hopefully, you know,

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we just it's more information because it
is. It is weird. Just a

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random skunk just chopped in half in
the middle of the road odd. Yeah,

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I don't know how to explain that
one away. Yeah, it's weird,

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super weird. I don't know,
probably I don't. I don't think

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we'll have time on this episode,
but I do have an interesting probably I

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guess the next episode we could go
into it. But I have an interesting,

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uh, weird paranormal thing that somebody
was in the process of explaining to

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me, like what has happened to
him and stuff? And it's it's pretty

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wild pretty close to here too,
So that's that's neat The only thing I

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I know this is like not not
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since the show, when this stuff
happens, some some folks come up to

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me and they're like, hey,
Danny, you know this, it's kind

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of weird. Stuff's been happening in
the house, you know, like what

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do you what do you think?
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idea because I don't know. I'm
not I'm not really not a paranormal researcher.

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You know. I've had my own
weird experience that I can't I can't

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even figure that out, you know
what I mean. I'd love to help.

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I want to help. I just
don't know how, Like, I

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don't know where to begin, you
know, but it is interesting, weird

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shit happens. It seems like it's
it's it's just never ending. And what

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was the one thing you were telling
me about, Josh the like how it

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seemed like people aged differently? Yes, yeah, yeah, there was.

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That was something I wanted to dive
into. If you want, we can

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spend the last half of the show
here doing it. Yeah. I had

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to. Uh, I had to
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that work. Oh yeah, it's
I've seen this article a couple of times

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in a couple of different places,
written by a couple of different people.

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It's it's different articles, but it's
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it seems like people aged faster in
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people like I guess in the comments
section start throwing up pictures and let's see

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if I can find some here.
Uh, okay, I'm gonna save this

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image here, and this is a
good example of it. Well, it

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would be a bit head saved.
I was like, really, I don't

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know why it's saved. I accidentally
I accidentally set my saved to my desktop,

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So there was like a bunch of
pictures that I wanted to show that

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I couldn't find, and then after
the show they were all on my desktop.

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I'm like, yeah, I don't
know what's going on here. I

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don't know where all my stuff is. I don't see where it's saving.

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I'm not okay. I don't know
why it wasn't showing me in reasons.

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Oh that's why, because it's yeah, all right, that explains that it

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won't let me do it because it's
around file type. All right, I

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guess I'm just gonna have to screenshare
on this one. This is uh see

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here, all right, m this
is an eighteen year old man, okay

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in World War two. That's a
sixteen year old woman. I mean,

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I know she's a sixteen year old
girl, but that's a sixteen year old

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woman, right, fourteen sixteen?
Okay, seventeen year old man? What

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the fuck? Sixteen year old DJ
from nineteen thirty four. This lady in

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nineteen twenty seven is sixteen, sixteen
year old. Didn't say the year on

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that one. This is the rock
at sixteen. So this isn't even like

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you know, delegated to like the
thirties and forties and fifties. That's somebody's

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grandma at twenty she was. This
grandma was thirteen. I mean, I'm

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sure she wasn't a grandma at the
time of this picture. But somebody's fourteen

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year old grandfather riding a bike in
Dayton, Ohio in nineteen forty nine.

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That fourteen year old looks like he's
been to war he does. That.

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One's believable. Yeah, it's crazy, you know, to see the different

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And I don't know if this is
just like people looking old for their age,

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if it's what's going on as somebody's
mom at the age of sixteen,

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Okay, I mean that she looks
twenty nine in that picture, you know.

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I mean this guy's thirty two.
That guy looks like he's fifty.

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Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah,
yeah that that That eighteen year old girl

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there looks like a forty three year
old teacher that's got ten year you know,

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nineteen twenty two, she's sixteen years
old. It doesn't look a day

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over twenty eight. They didn't put
an age on this one. Yeah,

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this this woman is thirteen or fourteen
years old in this picture. You know

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what I mean, it's just h
and it's it's not like just men or

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women. You know, these are
twenty four year olds. Those people look

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forty. That's crazy, do you
think though, I mean people were eating

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different back then, you know what
I mean they were. There was like

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all kinds of shit, you know, there's lead paint and everything. Jamie

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Fox, Jamie Fox at eighteen freaking
Jerry carrol Man. Right, So I

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think that the food thing, like
the people that grew up in farms and

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stuff, that they just ate better. Yeah. I think that they had

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a lot less disease and lived a
lot longer. But I don't know if

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that would cause them to age faster. I always figured Nick, you know,

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going through hard times, you know, I mean stress, go through

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stress, hard times, you know, it's then I don't know. So.

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And another thing too, is these
could be just a microscope exam ample,

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you know, yeah, you know, so these could be just people

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posting pictures of their family members and
those family members happened to look older.

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We've had this exact same thing happened
in the show when you guys went all

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gibs. Yeah, somebody I have
all gibbs. Somebody asked if where's the

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old one at right? Which is
hilarious because Danny is over a year older

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than me. That's why Danny played
it up. He's at home, you

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know, he's taking his back pill, right, Yeah, youking his male

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muscle. Right, you're the old
one, and and me and Tyler,

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I think we're what ten years apart, So that makes sense. Yeah,

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well I'm ten years apart from both
of you guys. Yeah. It used

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to be my comeback whenever Tyler called
me an old fuck. I just feel

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like I'm aging better than you are. The right, So somebody thought you

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two were the same age. I
thought I was the old one. This

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is what I don't think. They
thought I was his age. This is

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the point I'm making. They think
I'm the old one and you guys are

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in similar age bracket when you're in
reality, you guys are ten years apart.

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Yeah, so you're aging faster and
I'm aging faster and Denny it's opposite.

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I'm sorry, Denny has got the
fountain of youth or I don't know.

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He's blissful, ignorant. Distress and
it just doesn't affect him. Yeah,

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he's stubborn like when stress, Like
when stress hits him, he's like

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swats it all the way. Like
I wish that were true, fellas God,

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I do, I really did,
no, Like, maybe it's just

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more along the lines. Is like
we're looking at it and it's the style.

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Our brains look at that and just
immediately just think old because of the

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like the way way it is,
right, Yeah, I mean I don't

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know, because I mean, look
here, I'm gonna bring this one here.

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I can I can age rapidly.
I can age ten years in a

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month if I just don't like trim
my beard at all. Here here's another

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example of it. The guys on
the right are seventeen. The people on

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the left or twenty three, you
know, and the stuff on the right,

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I mean that's seventies. Yeah,
maybe the eighties, I don't know.

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The mustache is hard to tell.
And a lot of cocaine back then,

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so yeah, yeah, you know, And hopefully I don't come across

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anything weird while I'm scrolling, I
apologize. I'm just scrolling, you know,

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without a care in the world.
So, Okay, the grandmother was

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only in her mid fifties in this
picture. So the woman in the dress

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is in her mid fifties. Wow, yeah, Richie valens Man, Yeah,

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La Bamba, Liz Taylor seventeen.
Liz Taylor does not look like she's

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seventeen. And that now somebody's dad
in the seventies. He's twenty one.

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Yeah, it might be it might
be a stressed thing. I don't know.

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But these two here don't look very
stressed. They look like they're in

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a gang of surfers that Rob Banks
point break. Sorry, you're going to

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jail, broody far out many now
see this is you know, this makes

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sense. She's thirty two during the
Great Depression. That looks like us.

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Makes sense to me. Yeah,
but this guy here's not stressed. Fuck

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professional baseball player, he's an athlete. I'm a white I'm in the White

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sixe dude, I'm excited. Yeah, there's the rock again. Okay,

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these these are here, This is
the one that gets me. Cheers.

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Wow, Norm and Cliff we're in
their early thirties. Yeah, in the

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beginning of that show. Yeah,
I like that. That's what they looked

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like in the beginning of that show. They were in their early thirties.

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Yes, this is one of the
first episodes. Yeah, I'm like,

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right now, I'm a year younger
than one of like George went Yeah,

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yeah, George went is norm right
and John Ratzenburger's cliff. Yeah. Yeah,

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so Larry Bird somewhere in his late
twenties. It's crazy. The only

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two people in this picture older than
you and I Denny are the people on

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the far right. That's crazy.
Wow, these two were forty seven.

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Yeah, there you go. This
fella here, famous athlete thirty two,

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twenty nine. I don't understand it. I really don't. I don't know

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what's going on. But wait a
minute, was that Benjamin Button. Yeah

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that's tough. Yeah, so this
is definitely that's definitely a fake. I

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think this is a fake too.
Yeah. Well, I don't think that

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Kenna Reeves should be included in any
of this because he's fucking or Paul Rudd

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or Paul Rudd because they're fucking vampires. Okay, have you seen Tom Cruise,

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Yeah, Tom Cruise, Billy Gibbons, Hannah Reeves. I just feel

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like he like like Tom Cruise.
It's like he's he's doing the same thing

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that Kurt Russell is doing. His
skin is just turning to like very aged

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denhim but looks great. Yeah ah, hell ah, hell I always love

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that. That's like my favorite,
like every movie with Kurt Russell. I

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just waited for him to say ah
hell at least once, ah hell.

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He just I mean, he's just
that's his line, man, Like,

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that's what he's known for. Yeah, well I can't. Uh, but

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the with this old being said,
it's like, dude, I saw a

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picture of my dead back when he
was younger, and my dad does not

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look anything like he does look like
that surfer dude because he was blonde hair,

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blue eye dude. He had short
hair, never had long hair or

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anything like that, but he had
to had like a mustache and he had

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the short blonde hair. Whenever you
see him, this sup brody. But

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yeah, looking at him now,
you would not have guessed that was him.

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No, No, I'm not like
trying to shit on him because he's

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fat. I saw it was flawless
delivery. By the way. I saw

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some pictures of my dad when he
got married, and he was like as

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bean pole, skinny as hell and
bell bottoms, and uh, he was

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dapper as fuck. That's what I'm
saying. Mom stood no chance, Like

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there was no there was no chance. I mean when she laid eyes on

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that man the first time, I
guarantee she was like, oh, who

404
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is it hot in here? And
he was like, now you know what

405
00:37:15.880 --> 00:37:21.000
I mean. He was daffing it
like I'm telling him too, Like I'm

406
00:37:21.039 --> 00:37:22.440
like, good looking, dude,
What can I say? I'm just like

407
00:37:22.559 --> 00:37:29.519
I said, I say this every
time my uh my dad. The first

408
00:37:29.559 --> 00:37:31.519
time they my dad went on a
date with my parents. With my mom,

409
00:37:34.119 --> 00:37:36.480
he was drunk. So I'm like, dude, he had to be

410
00:37:36.599 --> 00:37:43.800
great looking. He was straight up
drunk. I thought that was the funniest

411
00:37:43.840 --> 00:37:45.639
fucking thing. I was like,
man, he had to be great looking

412
00:37:46.119 --> 00:37:54.280
for that to go. Well,
that's awesome, and I give him ship

413
00:37:54.440 --> 00:37:58.639
for it. I was like,
this, where's all this like like swab

414
00:37:58.719 --> 00:38:01.400
devon air kind of ship? Like
where like did you just like taking a

415
00:38:01.480 --> 00:38:06.199
break on that day when you made
me? It's like, come on,

416
00:38:06.440 --> 00:38:12.559
like, well, like I don't
have like the nice sexyness in the in

417
00:38:12.679 --> 00:38:16.119
me at all. Hey, you
never know, there could be there could

418
00:38:16.159 --> 00:38:20.360
be a lovely lady out there right
now watching this. And she's just like,

419
00:38:20.559 --> 00:38:28.639
mmmm, it's probably like a female
big foot still counts, still counts,

420
00:38:28.760 --> 00:38:35.440
still counts. She's like that Tyler, m mmmmm, some kind of

421
00:38:35.519 --> 00:38:42.119
man right there. M These available
ladies, if you're interested in dating Tyler,

422
00:38:42.639 --> 00:38:45.599
contact us at encounters at ky x
follows dot com. Yep, we

423
00:38:45.719 --> 00:38:51.760
will be auctioning off Tyler to the
highest bidder to get on a date with

424
00:38:51.880 --> 00:38:54.000
him. Yeah, and then we're
going to use the money to go somewhere

425
00:38:54.079 --> 00:38:57.320
cool. And hey, you know
what, while you guys were on a

426
00:38:57.400 --> 00:39:00.400
date, me and Danielle go somewhere
cool. We're gonna get some stakes,

427
00:39:00.559 --> 00:39:07.599
some beers. It's gonna be awesome. M also too, I also want

428
00:39:07.599 --> 00:39:10.800
to we got it's twenty twenty three. We've got to be progressive here,

429
00:39:10.840 --> 00:39:15.480
guys. Anybody who wants to go
on a date with Tyler, male female,

430
00:39:15.559 --> 00:39:17.920
I don't care, you know what
I mean, however you identify you,

431
00:39:19.000 --> 00:39:21.559
just send it in, let us
know and with your bid, don't

432
00:39:21.559 --> 00:39:23.920
forget your bid. Let us know
how much you're bidding, and we'll we'll

433
00:39:23.960 --> 00:39:27.960
get him all cleaned up and dappered
out, and we'll send him right out

434
00:39:27.960 --> 00:39:30.960
there and we'll see back on the
hiney on his way out. Well should

435
00:39:30.960 --> 00:39:35.039
we should we bring him to cryptocon
and turn him loose there. And that's

436
00:39:35.079 --> 00:39:39.119
where ladies beware. Yep, that's
all I gotta say. Yep. The

437
00:39:39.440 --> 00:39:46.840
what is the date of the cryptocon
is that we're sponsoring eighteenth and nineteenth of

438
00:39:46.880 --> 00:39:52.239
November? Correct, Yes, my
bad, Yeah, November November eighteenth,

439
00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:57.800
nineteenth, twenty twenty three in Lexington, Kentucky. Yes, yeah, Okay,

440
00:39:59.199 --> 00:40:01.760
there you go. You show up
and you you you're the higher better,

441
00:40:01.880 --> 00:40:05.760
you get the snag tyler and go
to dinner that day. It's gonna

442
00:40:05.760 --> 00:40:09.199
be awesome. It's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be it's gonna be a

443
00:40:09.239 --> 00:40:13.679
lot of fun. You snag him
up. They'll take you to white castles.

444
00:40:14.159 --> 00:40:16.360
Yeah, you'll have a great I'm
pretty sure there's a white castle and

445
00:40:16.480 --> 00:40:23.400
Lxington. It has to be,
right, I mean, yeah, show

446
00:40:23.440 --> 00:40:30.239
you this since uh, it's actually
been updated, so I wanted to share

447
00:40:30.280 --> 00:40:37.440
everybody. Here's some of the gold
sponsors. Seymour's Captive Cryptids Star Cruiser Studios.

448
00:40:37.920 --> 00:40:42.400
At their logo. Yeah that's a
badass there. Look at that.

449
00:40:42.840 --> 00:40:45.920
Look at that. Look at those
guys right in the middle there. Yeah.

450
00:40:47.119 --> 00:40:50.519
So if you if you see it's
out there, if you show up

451
00:40:50.559 --> 00:40:52.840
to this, you see us,
come up to us, come up,

452
00:40:52.880 --> 00:40:57.039
say hi, I think yeah,
I'm pretty sure. Yeah, yeah,

453
00:40:58.199 --> 00:41:01.599
this was updated beforehand. This was
actually right the last time we showed it.

454
00:41:04.440 --> 00:41:07.880
Hmm. Yeah, wow, they
actually got Mara Mara there. That's

455
00:41:07.920 --> 00:41:10.719
pretty that's pretty well. I'd actually
like to talk to her, man.

456
00:41:10.760 --> 00:41:15.280
I wish I could sit and just
pick her brain for a while, because

457
00:41:15.320 --> 00:41:21.840
like, uh, she's the only
one on the big Foot TV shows where

458
00:41:21.920 --> 00:41:22.920
I mean, I hate to say
it and there's no other way to say

459
00:41:22.960 --> 00:41:29.119
this without sounding like you know me, but she's the only one that,

460
00:41:29.239 --> 00:41:31.119
like, when everybody's getting all psyched
up about big Foot, she's like,

461
00:41:31.280 --> 00:41:37.320
Okay, let's just stop being penisy
and see what this actually is. I

462
00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:44.039
love that about her, but it
was pretty hilarious when she invited what's her

463
00:41:44.119 --> 00:41:52.280
name, Oh my god, the
famous primatologist, oh, Jane Goodall,

464
00:41:52.719 --> 00:41:55.519
Jane Goodall, that she got her
to come on the show and they were

465
00:41:55.559 --> 00:42:00.800
sitting there talking to her about big
Foot Jane Goodall, It's like, I

466
00:42:00.920 --> 00:42:05.360
think it could be there. So
that that kind of that kind of messed

467
00:42:05.400 --> 00:42:08.639
with with with her a little bit
because she was like, what really,

468
00:42:08.800 --> 00:42:13.280
you know what I mean, Like, Okay, didn't didn't see that come.

469
00:42:13.360 --> 00:42:16.920
I don't think a lot of people
saw that one coming though, Jane

470
00:42:16.960 --> 00:42:21.159
goodall Is. She waves a lot
of Oh there we go. We found

471
00:42:21.159 --> 00:42:24.280
the white Castle. There's two of
them. Oh nice. So no matter

472
00:42:24.360 --> 00:42:29.239
which way you want to go,
Okay, all right here, I'd probably

473
00:42:29.239 --> 00:42:30.480
go to that south one. That
one looks more. Look at that's that's

474
00:42:30.519 --> 00:42:36.119
stonework. Yeah. I don't know
though. Okay, oh my god,

475
00:42:37.480 --> 00:42:44.079
they're already calling to get Tyler.
Are the calls are coming in? Bids

476
00:42:44.159 --> 00:42:45.880
are coming in. We'll have a
little counter up here on the screen somewhere

477
00:42:46.039 --> 00:42:52.800
with bids, current bid for Tyler. It's gonna be good. It's gonna

478
00:42:52.800 --> 00:42:54.360
be a little difficult to do because
we're not live. They used to do

479
00:42:54.480 --> 00:42:58.960
this on radio shows. They would
auction off guys to go out on these

480
00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:02.559
blind dates. We've got this.
This is gonna be great. Some lucky

481
00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:08.000
lady is going to have a blast. Yeah, because he's a little teddy

482
00:43:08.039 --> 00:43:16.599
beer. He's a teddy beer.
He is. Yep. There are lots

483
00:43:16.639 --> 00:43:20.800
of benefits of not being single,
and this is one of them. Your

484
00:43:20.840 --> 00:43:23.440
buddies will never off. Yeah,
I don't have to have you have a

485
00:43:23.519 --> 00:43:28.920
partner, So you and they're good, Denny. If I was getting auctioned

486
00:43:28.960 --> 00:43:31.000
off and Kat was you know,
empty in the bank account to buy me

487
00:43:31.119 --> 00:43:35.159
back. I'd be like, I'm
calling this whole thing off, you know

488
00:43:35.199 --> 00:43:40.760
what I mean? Fuck that right? But Tyler, Tyler is he is

489
00:43:40.840 --> 00:43:50.639
fair game because he is a bachelor
bacha chi later. Yeah, that likes

490
00:43:50.679 --> 00:43:55.679
white castles. Yeah, you're gonna
be splitting a seck of chicken rings or

491
00:43:55.760 --> 00:44:05.119
some lucky person very soon. Buddy. No, He's like, what are

492
00:44:05.119 --> 00:44:06.639
we gonna do? I mean,
what are we gonna do with the money

493
00:44:06.679 --> 00:44:09.320
from the highest bidder. We need
to do something like stoic or something cool

494
00:44:09.360 --> 00:44:15.800
with it to make it send.
We should take the winnings and send Tyler

495
00:44:16.000 --> 00:44:22.719
and his blind date on a luxury
cruise. I think that's setting the standards

496
00:44:22.760 --> 00:44:25.639
pretty high for the bidder than I
have faith. I think we're going up

497
00:44:25.679 --> 00:44:31.159
into the like thousands and thousands of
dollars here. You're really under like you're

498
00:44:31.320 --> 00:44:42.599
really overvalue over now. If anything, it'll be a steal. That first

499
00:44:42.639 --> 00:44:47.159
bid doesn't come in at ten thousand
I will be shocked. Ten thousand bucks.

500
00:44:50.159 --> 00:44:55.360
That's the starting of the bid.
Starting bid. Okay, so cruise

501
00:44:55.440 --> 00:45:01.599
with Tyler. So so I'm saying
that no one's gonna bid that. What

502
00:45:01.719 --> 00:45:07.039
didn't you shit if it was like
kitching and I'm like, I get on

503
00:45:07.159 --> 00:45:13.679
the chat like, hey guys,
hey, pal, thing just came through.

504
00:45:13.960 --> 00:45:19.079
Uh Tyler, you're gonna want to
pack your ship. I guess you're

505
00:45:19.079 --> 00:45:22.239
going on a cruise. I'm just
saying cruises are actually kind of cheap right

506
00:45:22.280 --> 00:45:28.559
now. I don't like water.
Well, you're in a boat. You

507
00:45:28.599 --> 00:45:32.039
don't have to get into water.
Boats sink, yeah, but not the

508
00:45:32.119 --> 00:45:37.480
one you're gonna be on. Yeah. Yeah. They said the same thing

509
00:45:37.800 --> 00:45:42.679
about the Titanic. That was like
five hundred years ago. We've we don't

510
00:45:42.719 --> 00:45:45.400
even make boats out of sticks anymore. I mean, it's safer than a

511
00:45:45.480 --> 00:45:51.320
plane. Ah, there's definitely more
planes in the ocean than boats in the

512
00:45:51.360 --> 00:45:57.400
sky. I'm just saying that is
fact. Look at that. No matter

513
00:45:57.440 --> 00:46:02.519
how you just dissect that, it's
not wrong. I can dissect it in

514
00:46:02.639 --> 00:46:08.119
a way because boats don't fuck fly. Yeah, only a handful of planes

515
00:46:09.119 --> 00:46:19.199
float, and the ones the ones
that donor to find the ocean. Let's

516
00:46:19.199 --> 00:46:21.239
get out of here, guys,
let's call it, let's put a let's

517
00:46:21.239 --> 00:46:23.000
put a cork in this thing.
All right. There's so many things I

518
00:46:23.079 --> 00:46:30.280
almost just said I want. I
can't wait till Thursday to at least read

519
00:46:30.719 --> 00:46:34.039
some comment about somebody trying to buy
Tyler. I can't wait. Yeah,

520
00:46:34.119 --> 00:46:39.119
we shouldn't name that episode, and
we auction, and we auction, try

521
00:46:39.159 --> 00:46:45.119
to auction Tyler off or something.
We need a thumbnail of a tiny little

522
00:46:45.159 --> 00:46:50.400
dude with like roses and a box
of chocolates in a suit. Just the

523
00:46:50.480 --> 00:46:52.599
bottom, like from the neck down, is teeny tiny, which Tyler's big

524
00:46:52.679 --> 00:46:58.679
head sitting on top of it.
Yes. I love that you guys out

525
00:46:58.719 --> 00:47:00.760
there get to be a part of
these discussions too. That's how good.

526
00:47:00.800 --> 00:47:05.679
It's the show we are h we
straight up talk about now. The bad

527
00:47:05.760 --> 00:47:08.239
part is is that the guy that
makes the thumbnails is the one that's covering

528
00:47:08.320 --> 00:47:12.800
his face madd at us for auctioning
him off. So I don't think we're

529
00:47:12.840 --> 00:47:15.800
going to get this quality of a
thumbnail unless I do it and send it

530
00:47:15.880 --> 00:47:30.800
to you, Denny, and we
all know how good. All right,

531
00:47:30.920 --> 00:47:34.360
let's get out of here. I
think we've made We've made Tyler Man.

532
00:47:34.639 --> 00:47:37.599
Everybody out there, you listen to
this, ladies, tell you're going into

533
00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:42.760
surgery tomorrow. Right, Let's just
yeah good? Everybody, send some sense

534
00:47:42.800 --> 00:47:52.639
some positive thoughts towards Tyler's coin.
First, he's gonna eat it tomorrow.

535
00:47:52.719 --> 00:47:55.440
He's got his surgery. I shouldn't
be laughing. It's terrible. I love

536
00:47:55.480 --> 00:48:00.760
you, ty Sorry, it's terrible. I want to throw this on record.

537
00:48:01.360 --> 00:48:07.719
Okay. I don't believe it will
happen, but no matter what,

538
00:48:07.519 --> 00:48:12.000
if it does, I slip into
a coma or I fucking die or whatever.

539
00:48:13.679 --> 00:48:16.400
I love you guys, And if
you could, don't mind the mess,

540
00:48:16.480 --> 00:48:21.320
but could you grab my bass,
my drum set and take me into

541
00:48:21.400 --> 00:48:24.480
a field and burn my body and
toss my ashes to a strong east wind?

542
00:48:27.400 --> 00:48:30.519
Sure? Yeah, thank you?
I mean you know, yeah,

543
00:48:30.639 --> 00:48:35.920
I know I hurt you to burn
burn my bass. Yeah, it will

544
00:48:35.920 --> 00:48:38.880
totally burn a bass totally. Yeah. Absolutely a drum set too, for

545
00:48:38.960 --> 00:48:44.639
sure. In an unrelated note,
a Denny, we should probably buy another

546
00:48:44.760 --> 00:48:51.920
guitar hanger for the studio. Yeah, and all an epiphone thunderbird to switch

547
00:48:52.000 --> 00:48:54.119
him out. Yeah yeah, yeah, you know he's gonna be dead.

548
00:48:54.159 --> 00:49:00.079
He won't know, he don't know, or chipsun a chipsu. I'm just

549
00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:04.880
saying, guys, with friends like
these, we don't need enemies. So

550
00:49:05.000 --> 00:49:07.079
you guys take care of yourself.
Fuck you, Denny, I'm taking this.

551
00:49:08.400 --> 00:49:13.519
Take care of yourself. Be good
to your friends, because I don't

552
00:49:13.559 --> 00:49:16.719
have any good friends right now.
Apparently Dave's the only one that cares about

553
00:49:16.800 --> 00:49:22.719
me. So you guys, take
care of yourself. I was gonna steal

554
00:49:22.760 --> 00:49:24.360
the kiss. Okay, that's weird
though. Right when you did that,

555
00:49:24.400 --> 00:49:31.000
I was going like this, I
think that counts. Take a look at

556
00:49:31.000 --> 00:49:34.800
the merchandise up there, ladies.
You see it way up there in the

557
00:49:34.840 --> 00:49:37.800
corner. You're pointing at me,
I know. But the picture, the

558
00:49:37.880 --> 00:49:40.639
picture of him is above you.
Yeah, that's what you could be eating

559
00:49:40.719 --> 00:49:49.159
with. Yep, it could be
all yours. M h little Dooseldorf chicken

560
00:49:49.239 --> 00:50:29.719
rings. See you guys, see
all the next one. H m