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0:02 You are listening to The Kentucky X Files Season three with your hosts Dennis Mays, Tyler Stewarts, and Josh Gibbs. Don't forget to subscribe to us on YouTube, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also visit us at www dot k y x files dot com and now onto our show. And I would maybe a little bit more than minutes, but yeah, because found it, I definitely am a fault. I'd like to follow up with him and just ask him, like, hey, you know what kind of trucks are running through there? You know, because I don't know if you guys like I mean, especially with some of these some of these logging places too, there's there is certain roads for the trucks and certain roads the trucks can't go up. Yeah, you know. Usually usually big trucks, especially hauling trucks, I mean, they don't do great, you know what I mean in some of these roads. So usually they have their own road and stuff is brought to them. But I don't know, man, there's a lot of what ifs' was he saying this is the same spot that he he got whatever he thought that he like soul like you said he's soul a group of bigfoot. He said he thought maybe maybe he didn't. Yeah,

1:33 okay, so maybe in there, but is head But is that the location is That's what he's saying. I'm trying to make sure that. Yeah, okay, this is the only video he sent too, because he said he had a video and audio of rocks being thrown at him. I'll double check because he did say he had audio. Uh, let me look here. But what would be the purpose? Like, why would all let's get yeah, why would have even if we let's get down the like, let's get down that path. Why would a sasquatch do that? Why would it just throw that in the middle of like is it like son of Like? Is that there a way of saying fuck you? Like you messed up my hunt?

2:23 I don't see. Yeah, if if somebody spooked your dear, yeah, would you come out of the tree stand and grab a skunk and tear it in half and throw it hoping that that person would come back? I see it? If Okay, so if something did this to the skunk, yeah, yeah, a living creature did this to the skunk that wasn't intending to eat it? Obviously to me, it would be out of retaliation. Maybe you know, maybe the skunk sprayed it and it was like, oh yeah, let's see you spray now. Yeah, but maybe not towards him, but definitely towards the skun. But okay, let's let's let's okay, let's look this this side. Let's dissect that. Okay, look at the Okay, what is the force that you think you would have to have to rip that thing apart? Damn wouldn't be much, dog would be Okay, it wouldn't. Yeah, but you got to think of like how much grip you would have to have to rip it apart too, so that there would be damage on both sides. Wouldn't you think you would probably crush the head of that or the animal with the grip. Yeah, That's why I'm going

3:53 with Danny on this one. Where it's cleaved, it looks That's That's what I'm saying. I'm just trying to go every picked like, even if it did, how did it do that? And now we're getting in the realm. If we want to go down that deeper and say that an animal did this name like Bigfoot he used, says squatches, legitticus, he used a rock to cleave it. Oh man, there would still be a lot of like trauma. There'd be a lot of crushing trauma. Even my even my like semi tire theory, He's like completely fucking off here, because a semi tire, it'll cut him in half, but one half is gonna be flat as fuck, you know what I mean, It's not gonna be this perfect like you know it did this. This skunk looks like a lego set.

4:55 He just pulled him like he literally just came apart. The thing about the video that gets me the most is, uh, where the skunk is in the rope? Yeah? So, I mean that's the weird part to me. See that doesn't Yeah that that part well, I should say where the skunks are, where the two parts are. That's the thing though, is we gotta we gotta remember we don't know when this happened exactly. Yeah, there is a solid possibility that those pieces of skunk were drugged there by another animal. Yeah, you know, why would it left that? Finally, just like this, Okay, this smell is getting to me now. If you look at them, if you look at it real close, you'll notice that all the intrails are missing, So whatever it is, hat the soft intrail. I came up right and this is not here when I left Friday.

5:59 But that's weird. The positioning of the two pieces, well, there is okay, he said, There was no okay. If it did rip out the entrails, there would be a little bit more blood around the area. But there was a spot by like the front half of the thing, right right beside it. But wouldn't you think there would be like a little trail of blood coming from that. It literally looked like the spot that was next to the front half of the skunk, it like it was sitting upwards on that side and was moved over to the to the side of it. Skunk's laying on its side. The upper half of the skunk, i'll call it, was laying on its side facing the truck. The other side b side, the whole side was aimed away from the truck, legs up.

6:55 So it's like, it's just it's kind of a weird positioning. I'm not now when I say weird, like I don't want to anybody jump the jump the shark here, I'm not saying weird like Sasquash did this. For sure. I'm not saying that. I'm saying that it's weird because my brain immediately goes to some fucked up person found a dead skunk, cleveland it in half and put it in the road to fuck with somebody. But I often, I often go towards it just being a fucked up person. Yeah, Okay, I'm not like and I will say, uh, say this to this person too, if he's a very advocate, like like believer in the weird and like cryptids and stuff. Are you sure that you trust every person that's on your job site that's not gonna fuck with you? Yeah? The other guys about that? Yeah, about this, like this whole thing, because don't like I will say this being on this podcast. I've got and so much backlash from work people left. Oh if I'm big footing day, fuck up? Like I love that one. Dude, that's that one cracks me up the best. Yeah, like that's fine big foot, Like, dude, I don't even know where to start looking for bigfoot. Yeah. I kind a text message from one of the guys like this, I found a UFO and it's just a drawing of a UFO on a posted note. I

8:28 was like, God, you know what you do with those tie is, uh, you save it and then we we put it out there like, hey, he's so and so submitted his big his fucking UFO evidence here, full name and all his social security number, social security number in his email if you guys want to message him about his fucking UFO. But yeah, that's like we gotta go down say that. We would have to go down that road too. That if anybody knows that you're into this stuff, there is potential of people being dicks. And there are like because I will say this, like there are videos of Bigfoot that you can clearly tell that they're something screwing with you, like that one that's been in Like dude, it's the same river, the same everything, but it's been all over the place.

9:22 Like it's like they look that site and they've been replicating it all over the United States. No, I'm just saying it's like, yeah, you gotta go down that way. But I get where his suspicion is. If he had if you find towards those type you know, those things, and I could see it being odd. It is weird. I mean, yeah, get me wrong. If I go walking outside and I find a fucking skunk perfectly Cleveland and half I'm gonna have questions, you know what I mean? Or dead raccoon you know something. I mean, who knows what's happening to all the raccoons around here? I don't know. It's weird anomally, Yeah, but what I was just to get into your chicken coop and they just end up dead, It's wow. I don't know what. It must be a like a bird flu or something getting them. Yeah. Yeah, But what I was like trying to say is that if he, uh, if he had had an experience prior to this sighting of the skunk, I get why he's like he's questioning it even more and going like it could it could have been. I'm having hard time today. I'm sorry. It's the hernia, That's what it wants. It's trying to confuse you. But yeah, I get where he's like, Okay, this is weird, and on top of it, I just had an experience here, so yeah, go down that route. I mean, don't get me wrong. If I was

10:54 driving down the road and I see a bunch of big foot hunt trying to hunt some deer, and then the next day there's a ripped in half skunk laying in the road. I'm gonna assume they're linked. I'm gonna be like, okay, sorry, guys. They need to get a little bit more. They need to get more clever. And we're actually making it sound like they are this petty too. They might be quarter that petty. I'm just saying they need to, like, if they want to be that petty, they need to up their game and put it in his truck. Imagine I would be pissed. You've been waiting for hours in the tall grass. You're sitting here, like the deer coming this way, and you're like, there they are, and you got other big foots and you're like whoo, whoo who the other guys just barreling down, like rocking out like they hear it.

11:56 But they're like, we can get the deer before he gets here. Any other one. Here's that sound and he's like the noise gate is killing the jumped out and they run and they're like, I'm about to fucking just full on goldberg, fucking spearless deer and half to and that's when the fucking truck shows up. The fucking deer change directions, they pivot on you God, damn it, that was dinner. I guess what. They hit White Castle and they turn around and the truck goes past. They turn around, they look down. There's a fucking skunk sitting there, and it's like and it starts spraying out of its ass and they're like, you know what, fuck skunks and he just storms off into the woods. I wasn't there sounds about right? Yeah, I mean, just because I speak fluent bigfoot hunting calls, I don't know, you know, are you uh, you're going to come out of a dictionary. I'm sorry if if a big foot walked out, I mean it was like, I'd probably have a fucking heart attack on the spot, and you guys would find me and be like, what the hell could a tore Denny in half? Must have been a semi okay,

13:28 I'd have a lot more questions probably if you if you were torn a half. Yeah, like it was a bird, bird flu raccoone's gutty. Yeah. Man. It's well, not not making funny of James, it's just, you know, it's the same. It's the same reason I think a lot of a lot of people listen to this. You know, it's I mean, how do I say it nicer. It's like there's a lot of shows out there that if you send something in and you say, I'm pretty sure it's this big foot, they're like, so they're they're they can't they can't wait. They're like, oh god, yeah, they fucking tag it with big foot stuff and all this. We're like your bros. Yeah, think of us like your buddies. We're we're just kind of gonna say whatever, you know what I mean. So, yeah, maybe you're kissing people's asses when it comes to big foot. Or if you're my buddy, he'll let you know that. When I was a kid, I sold dog Man every day. Yeah. Yeah, it was a bear. It was a bear. So I'm over here searching for scump predators, okay, and I found something that I find I find you guys should probably see this.

14:56 This is news to me, the East spotted skunk. This is how it scares away predators. It does a handstand. It does a handstand. Yeah, or like he's like, ha ha, look at my acrobatics. It kind of like I'm actually getting really like emotional though. When I'm looking at this, it looks like one of those ink paintings that they yeah, the Worshark test. Yeah, yeah, I have like a lot of emotion.

15:43 That is definitely brings me back, bring me back to my childhood when I fell off the monkey bars. Yeah, it's interesting. It reminds me of a hernia for some reason, I don't know what it is. Kind of reminds me of a face. M hmm. Yeah, I only see what's the hell's the name of that cartoon movie were with the Giraffe, the hippo and the Lion and the zebra Utopia, No, not that one, the one we're Madagascar? Whatever the what is his name? King Julius. Oh yeah, that's what I see right now. Wasn't that movement move it?

16:29 Yeah yeah, but I mean tell me, that doesn't look like something that would be dancing to the I like the move it, move it, you know. Yeah, so I had to see that. You guys had to see that too. Now, apparently it's not a one time occurrence. Apparently it happens quite a lot. Yeah, this is uh, that's just like something they do. That's like that, that's just something they do. Yeah, here's another one doing a handstand there. There's one doing a handstand down there. Uh. Yeah, they just that's what they do. They're gymnastics, the spotted ones only the striped ones are like, nah, I'm good, that's fucking my knees hurt. I can't do that. Okay, anything about like, you know, skunks ripped in half, like any No, I I looked and looked and looked and looked. I went through the gruesome path of trying to find animals eating skunks. Yea four and a half.

17:34 There are a lot of predators, mostly raptors of sorts. There's a few, like coated boxes that will eat them, but for the most part, it's you know, your hawks, your eagles, owls, that sort of thing. Okay, so yeah, not much luck on the googles for skunks cut in half. Believe that or not? I mean I believe it. Yeah, I'm I'm literally confused. I feel like one I could see them, I could see a predator kind of ripping it apart and only taking a side and not the B side, and leaving the B side because I was like, no, I don't want anything part of that whole side. Yeah, I don't want the butthole side. Yeah, especially that butt hole.

18:26 Yeah, you think about it. That is like stinkiest butth whole side, like in the animal Kingdom. Yeah, real quick, I wanted to interject real quick. We know how hot it was this week, and I know you guys saw this, but I wanted to show the folks out there on the farm. We have two snakes. Okay, one is a black racer and one is a just your basic barn rat, snake, black snake, whatever you want to call it. And turns out they're both named Kyle, by the way, because I don't name shit individual they're they're named in groups. It was so goddamn hot that even Kyle didn't want to be outside in the weather. So Kyle decided to hang out in my shed, my wife said as she opened the shed and went fuck, nope, nope, and then she realized it was Kyle, and she's like oh. And then she started to talk to Kyle and ask him what the fuck he thought he was doing and exceed her so forth, and h Kyle, where are you at right now? I'm starting to believe our snakes here on the farm are not the brightest because they're sitting there and then they realized that you've spotted them, and they're like, hit damn it still after me. God damn it.

20:04 He's so fast and you literally never even took a step. You're just standing there, like, take your time, buddy, breathe, It's okay, just start over. Just breathe. He pulls out a paper bag and literally the exact scenarios what happened to her. She's like Kyle, and he literally went and she said it. She just shut the door. She's like, fuck it. She's like, I don't know what I'm what, why why I'm even like afraid of them anymore, Like they're you'd have all day to get away, you know what I mean, Like if one of them was like trying to bite you, you could literally take a nap and then it up later and then walk away and you'd probably make it. It would take forever, you know. Yeah, I don't know. Weird, weird shit happens. Weird shit happens. A skunk rupt and half. I have no idea. I send him an email back asking him for the audio because I didn't see it in the email, and hopefully, hopefully, you know, we just it's more information because it is. It is weird. Just a random skunk just chopped in half in the middle of the road odd. Yeah, I don't know how to explain that one away. Yeah, it's weird,

21:37 super weird. I don't know, probably I don't. I don't think we'll have time on this episode, but I do have an interesting probably I guess the next episode we could go into it. But I have an interesting, uh, weird paranormal thing that somebody was in the process of explaining to me, like what has happened to him and stuff? And it's it's pretty wild pretty close to here too, So that's that's neat The only thing I I know this is like not not trying to sound like a dick, but since the show, when this stuff happens, some some folks come up to me and they're like, hey, Danny, you know this, it's kind of weird. Stuff's been happening in the house, you know, like what do you what do you think? And I'm like, I have no fucking idea because I don't know. I'm not I'm not really not a paranormal researcher.

22:32 You know. I've had my own weird experience that I can't I can't even figure that out, you know what I mean. I'd love to help. I want to help. I just don't know how, Like, I don't know where to begin, you know, but it is interesting, weird shit happens. It seems like it's it's it's just never ending. And what was the one thing you were telling me about, Josh the like how it seemed like people aged differently? Yes, yeah, yeah, there was. That was something I wanted to dive into. If you want, we can spend the last half of the show here doing it. Yeah. I had to. Uh, I had to throw some stuff in the brand here make that work. Oh yeah, it's I've seen this article a couple of times in a couple of different places, written by a couple of different people.

23:23 It's it's different articles, but it's all the same article. Yeah, but it seems like people aged faster in the past. And in the articles, people like I guess in the comments section start throwing up pictures and let's see if I can find some here. Uh, okay, I'm gonna save this image here, and this is a good example of it. Well, it would be a bit head saved. I was like, really, I don't know why it's saved. I accidentally I accidentally set my saved to my desktop, So there was like a bunch of pictures that I wanted to show that I couldn't find, and then after the show they were all on my desktop.

24:30 I'm like, yeah, I don't know what's going on here. I don't know where all my stuff is. I don't see where it's saving. I'm not okay. I don't know why it wasn't showing me in reasons. Oh that's why, because it's yeah, all right, that explains that it won't let me do it because it's around file type. All right, I guess I'm just gonna have to screenshare on this one. This is uh see here, all right, m this is an eighteen year old man, okay in World War two. That's a sixteen year old woman. I mean, I know she's a sixteen year old girl, but that's a sixteen year old woman, right, fourteen sixteen? Okay, seventeen year old man? What the fuck? Sixteen year old DJ from nineteen thirty four. This lady in nineteen twenty seven is sixteen, sixteen year old. Didn't say the year on

26:08 that one. This is the rock at sixteen. So this isn't even like you know, delegated to like the thirties and forties and fifties. That's somebody's grandma at twenty she was. This grandma was thirteen. I mean, I'm sure she wasn't a grandma at the time of this picture. But somebody's fourteen year old grandfather riding a bike in Dayton, Ohio in nineteen forty nine. That fourteen year old looks like he's been to war he does. That.

26:51 One's believable. Yeah, it's crazy, you know, to see the different And I don't know if this is just like people looking old for their age, if it's what's going on as somebody's mom at the age of sixteen, Okay, I mean that she looks twenty nine in that picture, you know. I mean this guy's thirty two. That guy looks like he's fifty. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, yeah that that That eighteen year old girl there looks like a forty three year old teacher that's got ten year you know, nineteen twenty two, she's sixteen years old. It doesn't look a day over twenty eight. They didn't put an age on this one. Yeah, this this woman is thirteen or fourteen years old in this picture. You know what I mean, it's just h and it's it's not like just men or women. You know, these are twenty four year olds. Those people look forty. That's crazy, do you think though, I mean people were eating different back then, you know what I mean they were. There was like all kinds of shit, you know, there's lead paint and everything. Jamie Fox, Jamie Fox at eighteen freaking Jerry carrol Man. Right, So I

28:29 think that the food thing, like the people that grew up in farms and stuff, that they just ate better. Yeah. I think that they had a lot less disease and lived a lot longer. But I don't know if that would cause them to age faster. I always figured Nick, you know, going through hard times, you know, I mean stress, go through stress, hard times, you know, it's then I don't know. So. And another thing too, is these could be just a microscope exam ample, you know, yeah, you know, so these could be just people posting pictures of their family members and those family members happened to look older. We've had this exact same thing happened in the show when you guys went all gibs. Yeah, somebody I have all gibbs. Somebody asked if where's the old one at right? Which is hilarious because Danny is over a year older than me. That's why Danny played it up. He's at home, you know, he's taking his back pill, right, Yeah, youking his male muscle. Right, you're the old one, and and me and Tyler, I think we're what ten years apart, So that makes sense. Yeah, well I'm ten years apart from both of you guys. Yeah. It used to be my comeback whenever Tyler called me an old fuck. I just feel like I'm aging better than you are. The right, So somebody thought you

30:02 two were the same age. I thought I was the old one. This is what I don't think. They thought I was his age. This is the point I'm making. They think I'm the old one and you guys are in similar age bracket when you're in reality, you guys are ten years apart. Yeah, so you're aging faster and I'm aging faster and Denny it's opposite. I'm sorry, Denny has got the fountain of youth or I don't know. He's blissful, ignorant. Distress and it just doesn't affect him. Yeah, he's stubborn like when stress, Like when stress hits him, he's like swats it all the way. Like I wish that were true, fellas God, I do, I really did, no, Like, maybe it's just more along the lines. Is like we're looking at it and it's the style.

30:48 Our brains look at that and just immediately just think old because of the like the way way it is, right, Yeah, I mean I don't know, because I mean, look here, I'm gonna bring this one here. I can I can age rapidly. I can age ten years in a month if I just don't like trim my beard at all. Here here's another example of it. The guys on the right are seventeen. The people on the left or twenty three, you know, and the stuff on the right, I mean that's seventies. Yeah, maybe the eighties, I don't know. The mustache is hard to tell. And a lot of cocaine back then, so yeah, yeah, you know, And hopefully I don't come across anything weird while I'm scrolling, I apologize. I'm just scrolling, you know, without a care in the world. So, Okay, the grandmother was only in her mid fifties in this picture. So the woman in the dress is in her mid fifties. Wow, yeah, Richie valens Man, Yeah, La Bamba, Liz Taylor seventeen. Liz Taylor does not look like she's seventeen. And that now somebody's dad in the seventies. He's twenty one.

32:17 Yeah, it might be it might be a stressed thing. I don't know. But these two here don't look very stressed. They look like they're in a gang of surfers that Rob Banks point break. Sorry, you're going to jail, broody far out many now see this is you know, this makes sense. She's thirty two during the Great Depression. That looks like us. Makes sense to me. Yeah, but this guy here's not stressed. Fuck professional baseball player, he's an athlete. I'm a white I'm in the White sixe dude, I'm excited. Yeah, there's the rock again. Okay, these these are here, This is the one that gets me. Cheers.

33:15 Wow, Norm and Cliff we're in their early thirties. Yeah, in the beginning of that show. Yeah, I like that. That's what they looked like in the beginning of that show. They were in their early thirties. Yes, this is one of the first episodes. Yeah, I'm like, right now, I'm a year younger than one of like George went Yeah, yeah, George went is norm right and John Ratzenburger's cliff. Yeah. Yeah, so Larry Bird somewhere in his late twenties. It's crazy. The only two people in this picture older than you and I Denny are the people on the far right. That's crazy. Wow, these two were forty seven.

34:29 Yeah, there you go. This fella here, famous athlete thirty two, twenty nine. I don't understand it. I really don't. I don't know what's going on. But wait a minute, was that Benjamin Button. Yeah that's tough. Yeah, so this is definitely that's definitely a fake. I think this is a fake too. Yeah. Well, I don't think that Kenna Reeves should be included in any of this because he's fucking or Paul Rudd or Paul Rudd because they're fucking vampires. Okay, have you seen Tom Cruise, Yeah, Tom Cruise, Billy Gibbons, Hannah Reeves. I just feel like he like like Tom Cruise. It's like he's he's doing the same thing that Kurt Russell is doing. His skin is just turning to like very aged denhim but looks great. Yeah ah, hell ah, hell I always love that. That's like my favorite, like every movie with Kurt Russell. I just waited for him to say ah hell at least once, ah hell.

35:49 He just I mean, he's just that's his line, man, Like, that's what he's known for. Yeah, well I can't. Uh, but the with this old being said, it's like, dude, I saw a picture of my dead back when he was younger, and my dad does not look anything like he does look like that surfer dude because he was blonde hair, blue eye dude. He had short hair, never had long hair or anything like that, but he had to had like a mustache and he had the short blonde hair. Whenever you see him, this sup brody. But yeah, looking at him now, you would not have guessed that was him.

36:30 No, No, I'm not like trying to shit on him because he's fat. I saw it was flawless delivery. By the way. I saw some pictures of my dad when he got married, and he was like as bean pole, skinny as hell and bell bottoms, and uh, he was dapper as fuck. That's what I'm saying. Mom stood no chance, Like there was no there was no chance. I mean when she laid eyes on that man the first time, I guarantee she was like, oh, who is it hot in here? And he was like, now you know what I mean. He was daffing it like I'm telling him too, Like I'm like, good looking, dude, What can I say? I'm just like I said, I say this every time my uh my dad. The first time they my dad went on a date with my parents. With my mom, he was drunk. So I'm like, dude, he had to be great looking. He was straight up drunk. I thought that was the funniest fucking thing. I was like, man, he had to be great looking for that to go. Well, that's awesome, and I give him ship for it. I was like, this, where's all this like like swab devon air kind of ship? Like where like did you just like taking a

38:01 break on that day when you made me? It's like, come on, like, well, like I don't have like the nice sexyness in the in me at all. Hey, you never know, there could be there could be a lovely lady out there right now watching this. And she's just like, mmmm, it's probably like a female big foot still counts, still counts, still counts. She's like that Tyler, m mmmmm, some kind of man right there. M These available ladies, if you're interested in dating Tyler, contact us at encounters at ky x follows dot com. Yep, we will be auctioning off Tyler to the highest bidder to get on a date with him. Yeah, and then we're going to use the money to go somewhere cool. And hey, you know what, while you guys were on a date, me and Danielle go somewhere cool. We're gonna get some stakes, some beers. It's gonna be awesome. M also too, I also want to we got it's twenty twenty three. We've got to be progressive here, guys. Anybody who wants to go on a date with Tyler, male female, I don't care, you know what I mean, however you identify you, just send it in, let us know and with your bid, don't forget your bid. Let us know how much you're bidding, and we'll we'll get him all cleaned up and dappered out, and we'll send him right out there and we'll see back on the hiney on his way out. Well should we should we bring him to cryptocon and turn him loose there. And that's

39:35 where ladies beware. Yep, that's all I gotta say. Yep. The what is the date of the cryptocon is that we're sponsoring eighteenth and nineteenth of November? Correct, Yes, my bad, Yeah, November November eighteenth, nineteenth, twenty twenty three in Lexington, Kentucky. Yes, yeah, Okay, there you go. You show up and you you you're the higher better, you get the snag tyler and go to dinner that day. It's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be it's gonna be a lot of fun. You snag him up. They'll take you to white castles. Yeah, you'll have a great I'm pretty sure there's a white castle and Lxington. It has to be, right, I mean, yeah, show you this since uh, it's actually been updated, so I wanted to share everybody. Here's some of the gold sponsors. Seymour's Captive Cryptids Star Cruiser Studios.

40:37 At their logo. Yeah that's a badass there. Look at that. Look at that. Look at those guys right in the middle there. Yeah. So if you if you see it's out there, if you show up to this, you see us, come up to us, come up, say hi, I think yeah, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, yeah, this was updated beforehand. This was actually right the last time we showed it. Hmm. Yeah, wow, they actually got Mara Mara there. That's pretty that's pretty well. I'd actually like to talk to her, man. I wish I could sit and just pick her brain for a while, because like, uh, she's the only one on the big Foot TV shows where I mean, I hate to say it and there's no other way to say this without sounding like you know me, but she's the only one that, like, when everybody's getting all psyched up about big Foot, she's like, Okay, let's just stop being penisy and see what this actually is. I love that about her, but it was pretty hilarious when she invited what's her name, Oh my god, the famous primatologist, oh, Jane Goodall, Jane Goodall, that she got her to come on the show and they were sitting there talking to her about big Foot Jane Goodall, It's like, I think it could be there. So that that kind of that kind of messed with with with her a little bit because she was like, what really,

42:08 you know what I mean, Like, Okay, didn't didn't see that come. I don't think a lot of people saw that one coming though, Jane goodall Is. She waves a lot of Oh there we go. We found the white Castle. There's two of them. Oh nice. So no matter which way you want to go, Okay, all right here, I'd probably go to that south one. That one looks more. Look at that's that's stonework. Yeah. I don't know though. Okay, oh my god, they're already calling to get Tyler. Are the calls are coming in? Bids are coming in. We'll have a little counter up here on the screen somewhere with bids, current bid for Tyler. It's gonna be good. It's gonna be a little difficult to do because we're not live. They used to do this on radio shows. They would auction off guys to go out on these blind dates. We've got this. This is gonna be great. Some lucky lady is going to have a blast. Yeah, because he's a little teddy beer. He's a teddy beer. He is. Yep. There are lots of benefits of not being single, and this is one of them. Your buddies will never off. Yeah, I don't have to have you have a partner, So you and they're good, Denny. If I was getting auctioned off and Kat was you know, empty in the bank account to buy me back. I'd be like, I'm calling this whole thing off, you know what I mean? Fuck that right? But Tyler, Tyler is he is

43:40 fair game because he is a bachelor bacha chi later. Yeah, that likes white castles. Yeah, you're gonna be splitting a seck of chicken rings or some lucky person very soon. Buddy. No, He's like, what are we gonna do? I mean, what are we gonna do with the money from the highest bidder. We need to do something like stoic or something cool with it to make it send. We should take the winnings and send Tyler and his blind date on a luxury cruise. I think that's setting the standards pretty high for the bidder than I have faith. I think we're going up into the like thousands and thousands of dollars here. You're really under like you're really overvalue over now. If anything, it'll be a steal. That first bid doesn't come in at ten thousand I will be shocked. Ten thousand bucks.

44:50 That's the starting of the bid. Starting bid. Okay, so cruise with Tyler. So so I'm saying that no one's gonna bid that. What didn't you shit if it was like kitching and I'm like, I get on the chat like, hey guys, hey, pal, thing just came through. Uh Tyler, you're gonna want to pack your ship. I guess you're going on a cruise. I'm just saying cruises are actually kind of cheap right now. I don't like water. Well, you're in a boat. You don't have to get into water. Boats sink, yeah, but not the one you're gonna be on. Yeah. Yeah. They said the same thing about the Titanic. That was like five hundred years ago. We've we don't even make boats out of sticks anymore. I mean, it's safer than a plane. Ah, there's definitely more planes in the ocean than boats in the sky. I'm just saying that is fact. Look at that. No matter how you just dissect that, it's not wrong. I can dissect it in a way because boats don't fuck fly. Yeah, only a handful of planes float, and the ones the ones that donor to find the ocean. Let's get out of here, guys, let's call it, let's put a let's

46:21 put a cork in this thing. All right. There's so many things I almost just said I want. I can't wait till Thursday to at least read some comment about somebody trying to buy Tyler. I can't wait. Yeah, we shouldn't name that episode, and we auction, and we auction, try to auction Tyler off or something. We need a thumbnail of a tiny little dude with like roses and a box of chocolates in a suit. Just the bottom, like from the neck down, is teeny tiny, which Tyler's big head sitting on top of it. Yes. I love that you guys out there get to be a part of these discussions too. That's how good. It's the show we are h we straight up talk about now. The bad part is is that the guy that makes the thumbnails is the one that's covering his face madd at us for auctioning him off. So I don't think we're going to get this quality of a thumbnail unless I do it and send it to you, Denny, and we all know how good. All right, let's get out of here. I think we've made We've made Tyler Man.

47:34 Everybody out there, you listen to this, ladies, tell you're going into surgery tomorrow. Right, Let's just yeah good? Everybody, send some sense some positive thoughts towards Tyler's coin. First, he's gonna eat it tomorrow. He's got his surgery. I shouldn't be laughing. It's terrible. I love you, ty Sorry, it's terrible. I want to throw this on record. Okay. I don't believe it will happen, but no matter what, if it does, I slip into a coma or I fucking die or whatever. I love you guys, And if you could, don't mind the mess, but could you grab my bass, my drum set and take me into a field and burn my body and toss my ashes to a strong east wind?

48:27 Sure? Yeah, thank you? I mean you know, yeah, I know I hurt you to burn burn my bass. Yeah, it will totally burn a bass totally. Yeah. Absolutely a drum set too, for sure. In an unrelated note, a Denny, we should probably buy another guitar hanger for the studio. Yeah, and all an epiphone thunderbird to switch him out. Yeah yeah, yeah, you know he's gonna be dead. He won't know, he don't know, or chipsun a chipsu. I'm just saying, guys, with friends like these, we don't need enemies. So you guys take care of yourself. Fuck you, Denny, I'm taking this.

49:08 Take care of yourself. Be good to your friends, because I don't have any good friends right now. Apparently Dave's the only one that cares about me. So you guys, take care of yourself. I was gonna steal the kiss. Okay, that's weird though. Right when you did that, I was going like this, I think that counts. Take a look at the merchandise up there, ladies. You see it way up there in the corner. You're pointing at me, I know. But the picture, the picture of him is above you. Yeah, that's what you could be eating with. Yep, it could be all yours. M h little Dooseldorf chicken rings. See you guys, see all the next one. H m