S354 - What if Bigfoot is a moron?

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H m m, I am do
it, do it? Do it?

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Like my cameras ain't too low.
I can't. I can't get down low

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enough to do the bigger boo thing
here dowet uh. Welcome back, guys

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to your Kentucky X files. Happy
birthday to Tyler. Birthday Tyler's birthday episode.

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It was yesterday. It's a birthday
bake foot bash yesterday. Yeah,

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but we did birthday well, well, all right, well you guys are

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gonna get this Monday Ironman strippers.
I guess damn it. No late birthday

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present, so I guess it is
your birthday today again. Birthday weekend?

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Birthday weekend? Can I wear the
Is it considered a hat or a helmet?

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Helmet? Little? Yeah, Helmet's
a helmet, yeah, well yeah,

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because it's hard. Yeah, I
don't know why I'm doing like like

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you're gonna do that. It's weird
that that's a helmet because it's hard.

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But then there's a hard hat.
Yeah, hard, it's a it's a

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helmet, but it's a hat.
But if you would think about it,

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I would assume that that would be
a hard hat because it does have like

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a brim. It's like like a
hat. Yeah. See, these these

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are the type of mysteries our listeners
want to hear, asking the important stuff.

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Yeah, they're really turning this show
off right now. If this is

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how it's starting, No, I'm
not getting into this. I wonder how

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many of them are like so used
to our bullshit that they're like, they

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know within the first few seconds of
the show, they're like, yeah,

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I know, I know when they're
in this kind of mood. Just got

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skip this one, you know what
I mean. And that's fine. We

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just asked that if you skip it, at least wait a whole minute before

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you do, Yeah, and then
skip it and if you have the ability,

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you know, give it a thumbs
up. Yeah, that'll that'll teach

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us, you know either way.
Yeah, uh, I know, joking

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around everything before we get into whatever
it is we're going to talk about today.

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I have no idea, but sad, sad news. Just over the

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last couple of days, Scott Carpenter
has passed away. And this is devastating.

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As I realized there's a lot of
there's a lot of researchers out there

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that are interested in cryptids and you
know, Bigfoot and all that stuff,

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and Scott was a really unique take
on all that stuff. A while back,

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a couple of seasons ago, I
take maybe we took a look at

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some of the weird videos of portals
and things like that that are happening,

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that were happening in his videos,
and I don't know what to think of

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that stuff. But I don't know
if Scott. I don't know how close

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Scott was to getting his answers,
but I'd like to believe that he's got

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his answers now. Rest in peace, Scott. I'm sad that we never

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got a chance to bullshit with you
on the show here. That would have

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been great. Yeah. Just a
fantastic human being, you know, as

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I saying before, it's like I
had him, had him on Facebook,

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exchanged a few messages back and forth, you know what I mean. Just

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super super good guy, made time
for anybody. You know, He's great

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dude. Really sad to hear that
it was so sudden, you know.

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I guess it always is, isn't
it. Yeah, I know there's a

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there's a giant outpouring all over Facebook
and a lot of people are paying tribute

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to the man. And yeah,
it's while because his views on the Sasquatch

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were so much different than the majority, you know, he was he leaned

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a little bit more towards a biblical
explanation. You know. He thought that

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they were some kind of I guess, more of a spiritual being than anything.

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And he leaned that way, and
he felt very strongly about it,

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you know. And uh, I
mean there was you know, there was

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a lot of people that would roll
their eyes when the when he would,

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you know, say what he thought. But he stuck to his guns man

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the whole time. Yeah, And
to this day, Scott Carpenter had the

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only possible footage of a dog man
and he was the soul guy. All

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the rest of y'all out there with
your with your bush pictures, Scott had

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the Uh, he had the Patty
of dog man video. In the video,

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he's walking and in the background,
it looks like something ducks out of

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the out of the shot. And
it's when you when you watch it,

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it's it as hard as hell to
try to play it off like it's a

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a bear or something, you know
what I mean. It does look like

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a wolf. It's just it looks
like the biggest goddamn wolf you've ever seen.

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And it's right there next to him, so it's you know, it's

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like the one I don't know if
this is the same well I can't.

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I don't think this is the same
video, but it's the one video that

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he did like years back, like
years prior, and he was just walking

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the same thing. He had the
camera like kind of pointed behind him and

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stuff, or I think he I
don't know, you might have had a

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three K sixty camp, but I
don't know. But uh, you saw

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the whole portal thing like that,
like something was like you could see it

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like and you could see something kind
of faint going in and out of it.

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So it's like it's odd, and
I like, if you guys want

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to go back. Denny and his
wife actually kind of go over it,

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and she's a professional photographer and she
even said that like there's something that was

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manipulating the light around that, because
nothing really will do that unless something was

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acting upon it, like something physically
affecting it. So I that's actually really

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like weird to me because I can't
get around the whole portals thing. But

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hey, if somebody's giving notes on
that, like how like how it's possible,

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like what or not? How it's
possible, but okay, there's something

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wrong here. Let's go off of
that first before we say portals. But

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like deep, I mean, I'm
just I'm just being like kind of I'm

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trying to be like even keel on
this. But in the whole topic,

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all the stuff, like the bigfoot
stuff, dog man stuff, portals is

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the only thing that it actually happens
in physics. I mean, there's more

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evidence of portals than any of the
other shit, is what I'm saying.

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So it's like that's why I was
like, well, I don't know,

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you know, oh yeah, yeah, quantum portals is that's a real thing.

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Yeah, I think we talked about
this. I like, very very

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small they are. Yeah, they're
on the atomic level, aren't think they

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are? They're very very small.
So it's not like something and like like

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us could produce, like if anything, if we could produce one like like

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that, that would be like dang, like what would be uh uh event

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horizon where they try to go through
a portal to get to another area.

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Yeah, I'm just saying it.
I mean, if I'm just being fair

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on the basis of like presentable evidence, it's yeah, we have you know,

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multiple different creatures and things like that
that don't have any basis in nature.

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But then we have, you know, the idea of portals and you

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know, and all this and portals, you know what I mean, that's

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that's actually something that does have a
basis in nature and it does occur.

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That's why I kind of I lean
towards giving it like, well, I

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don't know, but you know,
yeah, I just don't know. Like,

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Okay, we've all talked about this, and I feel like most of

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the people that have talked about bigfoot, like, let's just go off a

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bigfoot because they say that the bigfoot
can make portals or something of that nature.

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Yeah, so I could I would
lean more if they're saying, okay,

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he said it's more of a spiritual
you said Scott's Cart producers said it

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was more of a spiritual being.
So I can get around that that it

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could produce portals because it's not it's
technically not of this world. It's not

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actually a part of this world.
Because I feel like everything that we like

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we live around, humans, animals
and insects, whatever, grass like whatever,

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like, it all abides by the
same rules that we do. So

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I don't think like because there's nothing
out there that will physically do anything abnormal,

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like like an animal or anything else, unless it's something spiritual or whatever

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you may call it. So I
could say, I could say I could

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be on that side, But like
I said, I I'm having a hard

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time grasping a lot of it because
I've never seen it with my own eyes,

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right, And I feel like a
lot of people out there have to

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see it with their own eyes to
believe it because, like even facts,

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sometimes you never know if you're getting
the right facts because there's so much stuff

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out there, so many theories.
Sometimes I think that's the biggest understatement you've

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ever made. It feels like it's
harder to figure out, like if there's

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anything true. Yeah, in our
information age, it's we're just fucking you

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know, just pounded with garbage constantly. Yeah, I feel like we're pounding.

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Yeah, We're pounded with garbage,
Like people just throwing just random shit

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out there, either a to make
a joke or be it's just not a

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very good I guess h hypothesis if
you will, even the news you know

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that. And I'm not playing this
whole like, uh, you know fake

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news BS. You know I'm not
I'm not even playing that. I mean,

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like, if you're part of an
event that is being reported by the

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news, that's when you realize how
little they actually know what the hell just

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happened. Did I go away for
a second, guys, No, you're

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there, I see you. That
was weird. My camera in TV and

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everything just went black for a second. O that that's got me concerned.

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Yeah, okay, I'm back,
but it was really weird. So what

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I mean by that is it's like
I've been in an area and sort of

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a part of a situation, a
tragic situation that was reported on the news,

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and I think the only things they
got right about the event when they

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reported it was the location and the
time and a couple of names. Other

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than that, everything else was just
whatever made up. Yeah, you know,

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and that event, when that happened, that's when I realized it's like,

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wow, like I only know this
isn't true because I was there,

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you know, so how much other
stuff have I been told that I believe

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to be true that isn't And that's
what I mean by like we're just pummeled

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with garbage because I said it on
the episode that get our Heinie spanked by

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YouTube is that they don't care about
being right. They care about being first.

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Yeah, and they make it obvious. All the news channels, you

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know, they make it plainly obvious. You know you heard it here first,

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your first, first edition, you
know, all of it. That's

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all. This is exclusive to exhaust. Yeah, this is yeah, it's

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and if the news is doing this, imagine what other people are doing just

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for clicks. All right, Yeah, I am this whole time. I

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am trying to pull up this video
from from Scott Carpenter. That's why I'm

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if it seems like I'm spaced out. Yeah, the doge man. Yeah.

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Yeah, an interesting controversy that happened
with this, which I'd love to

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throw out there because yeah, fuck
them, it's uh. Scott Carpenter went

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on to a h it was a
show. It was like one of the

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you know, Discovery whatever, one
of those bullshit shows, and showed them

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his video and they edited it.
They changed it. Can't do that,

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can't do that. Yeah, And
then there was like the very next day

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on his YouTube, he fucking showed
it like, here's what it is.

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They changed it. They did this. They're not interested in what I'm what

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I'm seeing out here, and I
mean it was, it was wild.

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So this was a guy that was
like more concerned with preserving what he's found

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than editing it for more clicks.
Also, you'd be hard pressed to find

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Scott Carpenter at any time out there
trying to promote his channel. He didn't

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even he didn't even promote his channel. He'd go and talk to people.

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He'd go to shows and and say, yeah, here's you know, here's

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the stuff i'm seeing. You know, I don't know. But he didn't

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get out there like, oh,
you know, here, go subscribe,

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hit subscribe, and like he didn't
none of that. Wasn't interested. He

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just wanted to preserve what he found, what he saw. I feel like

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it lends to what you're saying.
They changed shit to to fit the popularity,

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to be the first. Yeah,
yeah, I'm trying to find this

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guy. Sorry, Oh no,
you're good man. Is that people out

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there they're gonna want to see this. But I always like thought like his

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like his like like process was a
little bit like it was It's right.

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I always thought it was like how
he was just he casually walks through the

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woods, films and stuff. Yeah, he feels behind him. So what

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I always thought was, like,
dude, like this is what we need

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because most of the time they I
feel like, this is what you would

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get something that's wanting to know,
like if it feels like looks at your

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body language and like if you're like
actively like like most animals could see kind

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of like your demeanor and stuff like
and they'll stay away or they won't even

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like try to engage you or move
because they know you're actively looking. But

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if you're casually walking, I always
thought this would be cool, Like you

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know, like the three sixty cams
that you can get nowadays, like the

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go pros and stuff. Just think
about that hook, put that one on,

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have a buddy with you, and
just walk, just talk, just

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walk and talk. Just don't even
actively look. And I always thought I

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was like this, I said,
I was like just walking through the woods,

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like eating partially of an apple and
then just throw it behind me and

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let it like let it go and
see if anything happens as we're walking away,

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right, Because I feel like that's
what like, that's the that's the

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key to get like to finally get
some kind of uh like visual because if

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you're not actively looking. That's when
you're going to catch it, right.

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I'm just flipping through some of these
shorts for you, for you guys.

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If you see anything interesting, just
just yell out. I was like,

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I'm already looking at this. I
might as well show you guys too.

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I don't see anything. Yeah,
I'm not seeing nothing in this one either.

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I thinkfully, I think it's I
think it's this and I can't.

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I can't tell. I just don't
see anything but flora, you know.

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Yeah, let me get back here, just say grass or like bush.

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Well, that's the thing is,
I'm not sure what it is. I

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just know that it's just don't be
don'll be photosynthesis with us. I can

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make up words too, But what
is it about the plant jokes? You

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know? Yeah, some of these
it's hard to tell what the hell I'm

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looking at this stuff. I never
I never have gotten behind this stuff.

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Like, yeah, it looks like
a face, but we're programmed to look

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for faces, you know, Yeah, that comes naturally. I'm just saying,

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like this is all like all not
real because they're using yellow circles,

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not red ones. Not red ones. It's red ones that are the right,

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like because those happened in nature,
remember, right, not sure what

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I'm looking at there. I can't
find the one. Hopefully he didn't lose

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the rights to it because of that
show. That would have been, uh,

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I would have been tragic, because
yeah, I think it's the ear

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like ears we're maybe seeing. I
don't know. The only thing, okay,

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So the one thing that gets me
with some of these is that you

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ever Okay, Like just last night
I had a I had a epic battle

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and on the farm here there's a
family of raccoons. There was a family

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of raccoons that was trying to eat
my chickens and my ducks. And uh,

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you know if there for a while, they were pretty they were pretty

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successful in their in their their endeavors. Now, last night I got I

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got in kind of late. I
think I pulled in here like nine thirty

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ish something like that. It was
dark out, and I'm like, damn

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it, you know that the coop
is still wide open. I gotta go

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close that up because I don't want
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Well, I went out there,
took my flashlight, I knelt down

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and I looked in the coop.
All my birds are lined up. My

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ducks are all nestled up, you
know, and everybody and they see the

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light and they wake up and they're
like, oh, you know, what's

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what's going on. I'm like,
hey, she's checking on everybody, you

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know, I want to make sure
everybody's good. Everybody all right, you

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know. I'm talking to him,
you know, keeping it lively. And

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I'm looking and I got this one
fucking chicken, Goldie. And she's a

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big bad bitch, right, She's
a plus sized chicken. She don't need

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no man. Okay, he is
a bad bitch. Like I'm like,

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I'm not even kidding, Like,
is she a silky but chance? No,

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she's a brama. Oh she's she's
a big bad brahma mama like she

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she's bad, right, And she's
sitting there and man, I swear she

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looks she's looking like and I'm sitting
there like shining my lighted, like the

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hell are you all pissed off about? And she's sitting there just talking and

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just going to town. And I'm
like, is it because I didn't lock

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you guys up? You know,
well guess what I did. I shut

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the door, put my put my
little security measures in. I even have

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a tea post. I wedge it
into the ground and I put propert against

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the doors. There's just no way
nothing he's gonna get into him. As

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a habit, I have a screen
part where the that's double layered wire where

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I can look in at everybody on
the roost, and I could just check.

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As I'm looking in, there's a
fucking raccoon. He's up in the

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roof of my of my coup and
he's laying there dead still. I mean,

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like not moving still, like you'd
almost think this thing was dead.

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And I'm sitting there looking at him, and I my blood starts to boil.

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I'm just pissed. Oh my god, damn it. You know,

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it's barely dark outside, and sons
of bitches are already at it. So

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I'm like, all right, you
know what, you stay right there.

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I got something for you. Anyway. There's some details I'll spare you guys,

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but let's just say there's no more
raccoon. The thing that gets me

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is how still he was, especially
that he knew he was caught. I

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know he heard me, I know
he knew I was there. The thing

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I accounted for later was that when
he expired, he hit the ground.

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My Brama chicken jumped on him and
started beating the shit out of him.

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So I started to put two and
two together. He got in there,

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she kicked the shit out of him. He climbed up there to hide from

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her. He wasn't afraid of me
at all. Right, it's how still

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so some of the things I see
in the Carpenter videos, something sitting there

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really still barely moving. I liken
that too, Walking up onto one of

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these little opportunistic predators, you know, something that's like, oh shit,

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I don't want to be seen.
But again, it goes against the fantasy

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the big bad dog man tapping on
your windows, stared at you with his

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bright, beady red eyes and his
long claws and his superiority complex, just

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because he's fucking ripped. I'm ripped, and I could get I could get

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you at any time, but I'm
not going to because I need you to

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go on to big fucking radio show
and tell my story. That's a good

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turn, Okay, yeah, yeah, So that's I didn't know, say,

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are you saying? Like a dog
Man's like he just like he wants

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to just be famous. He wants
his fifteen minutes of fame. Dog Man

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is egocentric. Yeah, he wants
to be famous. He doesn't care what

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he has to do or who he
has to scare. He's not going to

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kill you because he needs you to
go on to VIC show and tell the

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story. So, if you really
think about it, the dog Man is

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the brains of the operation. Yeah. He gives you the tools to be

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your own boss. The marketing strategy
that markets really well. Yeah great,

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I think he if he would be
consistently on YouTube and stuff like man,

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he'd make it a lot of money
as long as he keeps consistent and just

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you know, make sure he posts, you know, like Mondays and Thursday

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mornings. Oh I wish he would
change those because that's that's for us.

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Yeah. Yeah, I thought you
said he was going to be successful to

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make a lot of money, and
yeah, he's brought it out a formula

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that so far is not making anybody
successful and a lot of money. In

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this call right now, well,
we gotta we don't have any dog Man.

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Yeah, we're not dog many.
It's just like all these famous people

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that start podcasts and they get like
really like blown up because they're already famous.

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Yeah, like they're already like like
remember how you uh, what was

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it? I made that joke with
the rector, our little mascot that we

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have now, the little stick figure. Dude, when did you? I

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was this guy? Yeah? Yeah, that guy. I was like,

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we need to just take the name
away and this is our name, and

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you're like this, I think we
need like because like how Prince did it?

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You're like, I think we need
to become somebody before we become nobody.

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Yeah yeah artists the artists formerly known
as when diy you? Yeah yeah,

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yeah yeah. That little guy right
there, he's cool, but he's

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not gonna make us famous. It'd
be cool if we are famous, and

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then we could just sign everything about
doodling that guy. Yeah, I mean

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just draw him there. You go
do that on the on the little polar

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sign my baby. Sure, just
a little little window go in the forehead.

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Yeah yeah, I'm just saying that. What the Scott Carpenter stuff is

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he was walking through the woods.
There was the video if you can find

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it out there. I'm sure somebody
has it, you know, stolen by

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now, but if you if you
can find it, what appears to be

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a large canine literally like slowly inches
out of the shot, like and it's

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very subtle. And when you when
you actually watch, there's actually there was

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a video. I mean, I'm
sure it's there, but you actually can

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watch Scott discover it and it's that's
pretty It was a pretty good video because

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he actually looked like, yeah,
kind of want to kind of like when

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Tyler, when we tell Tyler some
like horrible scenario, you know how he

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gets that look on his face.
It was similar to that, you know,

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like a yeah, yeah, the
look he gets when we say something

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a little off color or yeah,
something involving arachnids. Yeah, like it's

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only it only costs eighty five dollars
to have a camel spider ship to a

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friend. Yeah that look yeah,
what's surprisingly cheap. I thought it would

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cost a lot more. And here
I was wondering what kind of birthday president

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I was going to get this guy? Right, I'm sorry, then I'm

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gonna get the cops called on me
because I'm running upstairs grabbing the moses.

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That's what I was trying to avoid
last night. I was walking back and

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forth and it's sitting there. It's
sitting there, just waiting, dude,

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And I'm sitting there like, oh
god, it's it's late. This is

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not this isn't like just walking out
and you know, popping a varmot with

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a twenty two real quick. You
know, this is like boom, six

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foot fireball, you know what I
mean? Like probably liked all like at

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least a few of the chickens in
the process. I was gonna say,

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coop full of deaf chickens? Which
chickens? Can we uh? Can we

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just take a moment to think about
that for a second. With a sound

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of deaf chicken cooing would sound like
right there you go, there's there's there's

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your treat for Monday morning. That's
the last thing I need. We have

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a rooster that shows up at the
front door every morning. He's there right

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now, and uh, he just
thinks that he needs to. You know,

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you watch the old like videos and
grown up on farms and stuff,

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and you see the roost. You're
out on the fence somewhere out there just

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crowing and letting everybody know at a
distance, you know, now, not

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our rooster. He's like here here, your rooster's near sighted. Yeah,

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he's like he crows once way back
there up on the hill. I guess

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he waits for a couple of minutes
to see if there's any results of his

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growing. Doesn't get the results he
needs, so then he comes all the

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way down here and just stands right
in front of the front door. You're

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like, oh god, he's already
starting. Yeah he's a good rooster though,

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I mean he's efficient. Yeah,
he's a Somonie so's he's nice.

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If anybody out there keeps chickens,
man, you can't go wrong. Somni's

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are awesome. He's got fucking spurs
like that. Goddamn long wouldn't even dream

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of fucking hitting you with him a
big old baby and pick him up holding

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him. He's awesome. Yeah.
I don't know, man, this whole

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thing. Oh, there's the there's
the portal video, Man, show that

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one. I hate. I hate
that. It's these circumstances we're showing this

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stuff. Yeah, I really hate
it. And being my wife, we

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sat down and I had her check
this video out pretty much frame by frame

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see what she thought about it.
And the thing that got her was that

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the uh whatever that is in the
video seems to just kind of hang there,

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doesn't really doesn't really fade, doesn't
really do nothing, and the fact

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that the ambient light around affects it. Also. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

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Yeah, rest in peace, Scott
Man, I really do. I

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hope he find I hope he finds
all the answers in the next place.

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It's great, dude, Um,
I found something else interesting. You guys,

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ever heard of the Fermi paradox?
This is great, you said,

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firm me right, fer me fr
m, I not not furry no,

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no, no, no, okay. Nobel Prize winning physicist Enrico Enrico Fermi

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right basically came up with this is
that called the Fermi paradox. And um,

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the long form of it is that
any civilization with a moderate amount of

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rocket technology would eventually be able to
colonize an entire solar system, perhaps even

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a galaxy, if given enough time. Right, But the the Fermi paradox

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also deals with the an explanation for
the apps of extra restaurants. It boils

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down to, we're fucking boring.
They're not coming to talk to us because

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we're fucking boring. We're not interesting
enough for them. And he basically that's

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like I said, that's the short
form, that's if I made the theory.

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Okay, the way, he said, it's much more elegant. It

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basically says that a technology, a
technologically more advanced civilization doesn't have a whole

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lot to gain from coming down here
and being like, hey, guys,

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how you doing. You know,
we're we're so and so from like,

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you know, ten thousand light years
away. We're about a million years ahead

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of you in technology. You guys, Uh, want to hang out?

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Doesn't make much sense, you know, It's like, uh, the next

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time you're at it, Uh,
get on, get on your phone and

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give a call to your good old
buddy down in you know, the middle

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of the rainforest in South America,
one of the one of the tribes there.

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See, if he wants to come
over and hang out and place some

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Xbox over the weekend. Well,
if I'm being honest, I feel like

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there's a problem with that though.
What's that he doesn't have an Xbox?

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No, No, he doesn't have
a Well that's yeah. Calling them might

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be an issue, m But we
know these people exist because we have went

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there, we have met them,
We've studied, studied them, you know,

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talk to them, you know,
learning their culture and stuff. So

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we've done exactly that. Sure,
as long as it's not a tribe that

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tries to kill you as soon as
they see you. I think the argument

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is what what good for that culture
has come from it? What did we

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affect for them? What did we
do for them that benefits them? For

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us, it's knowledge we learn about
them, we learn more about their origin.

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With all this, that's great,
But what does it do for them?

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Because if we were, say,
ten thousand years farther in the future,

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more advanced and more you know,
more educated. I guess would we

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continue to make contact with primitive civilizations
or would we say, Hey, you

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know what, man, this doesn't
always work out great for them. You

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know, we have we have illnesses, we have diseases that they don't have

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yet they don't have communities to Okay, okay, all right, yeah,

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maybe we let them, you know, grow a while. I retract my

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statement that makes that makes sense because
you know, I'm thinking of something as

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us. Yeah, somebody that's much
further along than us. That's I think

407
00:35:58.400 --> 00:36:01.679
that's the the s It's of the
Fermi paradox, is that. Yeah,

408
00:36:02.280 --> 00:36:06.440
I said it kind of. I
said it more more of a cynical way.

409
00:36:06.519 --> 00:36:08.519
We're fucking boring. There's nothing for
them to really gain from it,

410
00:36:09.199 --> 00:36:15.559
Right, all we're gonna want is
their technology, and if they're, if

411
00:36:15.559 --> 00:36:19.039
they're thousands of years ahead of us, dude, there's so much like,

412
00:36:19.280 --> 00:36:24.480
there's so much legwork to go into
the ramp up to their technology. And

413
00:36:24.519 --> 00:36:28.480
if they were just like here,
man, here's a little pistol that shoots

414
00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:34.440
fucking nuclear bombs. If we're gonna
be like, fuck is sweet? This

415
00:36:34.599 --> 00:36:39.039
is badass. This steak shoots nukes, and it's only a matter of time

416
00:36:39.039 --> 00:36:42.800
before we're setting up, you know, bottles on a fence and we're launching

417
00:36:42.840 --> 00:36:45.880
a little mini nukes at it.
Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, that's that's

418
00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:51.519
accurate, you know that kind of
that kind of lynd like gives me a

419
00:36:51.559 --> 00:36:55.880
little segue into the article I was
writing earlier. Yeah, um, because

420
00:36:57.159 --> 00:36:59.880
I don't I don't know if anybody
out there has caught this yet, but

421
00:37:00.159 --> 00:37:06.079
old Captain Kirk himself, William Shatner
is weighed in on the idea of if

422
00:37:06.119 --> 00:37:09.920
you have to do it in the
voice, I'll see if I I'm gonna

423
00:37:09.960 --> 00:37:16.679
do a really really bad Shatner impression
for this one. Yeah, So basically

424
00:37:16.840 --> 00:37:21.280
the way he says that I hope, I wish I would have seen a

425
00:37:21.360 --> 00:37:23.119
video of him saying it, so
I could have got the cadence right.

426
00:37:23.559 --> 00:37:28.639
But I see here, where's the
where's the line? You mean? So

427
00:37:28.920 --> 00:37:32.199
highly intelligent being goes ten thousand light
years with advanced technology, rives here at

428
00:37:32.239 --> 00:37:37.719
heights. It doesn't make any sense
if they're going to make the journey all

429
00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:42.199
the way here and just beggers the
imagination. Why would you make it like

430
00:37:42.559 --> 00:37:49.320
baboo, I'm here. No,
I'm not right. So I apologize to

431
00:37:49.360 --> 00:37:53.400
any Kirk fans out there. I
was an atrocious Oh no, no,

432
00:37:53.599 --> 00:37:59.599
no, that was that was perfect. Yeah, that's impresident. So he

433
00:38:00.159 --> 00:38:05.960
basically thinks it's ridiculous that they would, you know, be so highly intelligent

434
00:38:05.960 --> 00:38:08.920
and so advanced and just do here. I am no, I'm not here.

435
00:38:08.960 --> 00:38:12.800
I am no, I'm not Why
would they hide? And I can

436
00:38:12.920 --> 00:38:17.440
understand where he's coming from on that, but I can also understand why that

437
00:38:17.639 --> 00:38:24.280
makes sense to do that. Yeah, you know, take for instance,

438
00:38:24.320 --> 00:38:30.199
like if you're studying if you're studying
a tribe or a creature, an animal

439
00:38:30.239 --> 00:38:35.440
of sorts, and you don't want
to disrupt their normal way of acting,

440
00:38:36.000 --> 00:38:42.360
your presence alone could change how things
go sort of akin to like when they

441
00:38:42.360 --> 00:38:45.800
have like baby penguins or baby birds
or whatever that they're trying to feed,

442
00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:47.800
and they use the puppet like through
the wall, and it looks like a

443
00:38:47.840 --> 00:38:52.599
mama bird, you know. So
I kind of see where that would make

444
00:38:52.639 --> 00:39:00.599
sense for them to do that.
Albeit, I'm not trying to discredit Shatner

445
00:39:00.800 --> 00:39:02.960
by any stretch of imagination, but
I also see his point of views.

446
00:39:05.639 --> 00:39:08.320
Yeah, I mean you can,
you can. You can discredit Shatner if

447
00:39:08.320 --> 00:39:13.920
you want. It's just it's the
equivalent of like arguing that medical theories with

448
00:39:14.039 --> 00:39:21.360
doctor House. Okay, yeah,
however an actual doctor. Yeah, but

449
00:39:21.400 --> 00:39:27.000
however, you know, Hugh Laurie, I highly doubt has ever performed surgery

450
00:39:27.159 --> 00:39:30.480
or any medical treatment whatsoever. Shatner, in fact, has been to space.

451
00:39:31.639 --> 00:39:36.039
That's that's a good point. Yeah, that is a good point.

452
00:39:36.800 --> 00:39:43.480
Yeah. I think the only downside
to the whole thing is that if if

453
00:39:43.480 --> 00:39:46.679
that is true, if they're trying
to minimalize their interaction with us, then

454
00:39:46.840 --> 00:39:52.960
it doesn't bode very well. It
doesn't It doesn't bode very well for our

455
00:39:52.960 --> 00:39:59.920
outlook on the the universe itself,
because if they're, if they're minimalizing contact,

456
00:40:00.199 --> 00:40:05.480
then it's safe to say that there
isn't a whole lot of life out

457
00:40:05.480 --> 00:40:08.960
there, a whole lot of intelligent
life. That's yeah, that's kind of

458
00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:13.280
a scary thought. If if they
would just showed up and they're like,

459
00:40:13.320 --> 00:40:16.119
what's up, dudes? You know
we got we got flying saucers. Man,

460
00:40:16.199 --> 00:40:19.760
you guys want to hang. You
could be like, dude, there's

461
00:40:19.760 --> 00:40:22.840
probably a bunch of people out there. That's cool, they're not too worried.

462
00:40:22.880 --> 00:40:23.800
But if they're more worried, like, hey, look, we need

463
00:40:23.840 --> 00:40:30.159
to back off and let them evolve, let them grow, that's kind of

464
00:40:30.199 --> 00:40:35.480
scary because that's more of a conservationalist
approach. It's also it could be that

465
00:40:35.519 --> 00:40:40.239
we are so far behind Yeah,
you know that if we're that far behind

466
00:40:40.239 --> 00:40:47.079
it, they're concerned with our their
mere presence altering our revolution. You know.

467
00:40:47.599 --> 00:40:52.760
That's that's fucking scary to think about. That's kind of where I'm at

468
00:40:52.760 --> 00:40:55.360
with it is. It's it's frightening
because it's like, name if they're if

469
00:40:55.400 --> 00:41:00.360
they're literally coming here and they're looking
around, but they're not making in any

470
00:41:00.440 --> 00:41:07.159
contact, and it's the one thing
in it, the plot hole I think

471
00:41:07.679 --> 00:41:15.239
is that technically they have made contact
we're seeing them, and we're seeing them,

472
00:41:15.239 --> 00:41:21.280
we're talking about them. So at
some point somebody has to have a

473
00:41:21.360 --> 00:41:29.840
theory out there that the aliens visiting
or dipshits. I'm saying, you know

474
00:41:29.880 --> 00:41:32.119
what I mean, being fair,
you gotta entertain this whatever. They're a

475
00:41:32.159 --> 00:41:37.760
bunch of like technologically advanced idiots,
like they got into cell phones and tablets

476
00:41:37.360 --> 00:41:42.679
and they get they just advanced like
crazy, But David, common sense,

477
00:41:43.239 --> 00:41:45.360
David Philip, we told you to
turn the lights off. Yeah, and

478
00:41:45.400 --> 00:41:49.639
they're showing up and they're flying around
like dude, look they got jets.

479
00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:54.119
Look they're flying after us. Wow, that's cool. Woon or high fiven.

480
00:41:54.639 --> 00:42:00.960
What if they're what if they're like
the sub imploded? What if these

481
00:42:00.960 --> 00:42:06.880
are billionaires from other other planets that
are there on their like you know,

482
00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:13.800
six billion, whatever form of currency
they have. Right, I'm just saying

483
00:42:13.840 --> 00:42:19.599
I trusted more than the sub.
Yeah, I mean they're doing in interstellar

484
00:42:19.679 --> 00:42:22.920
travel, that's sure. Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean if you think

485
00:42:22.960 --> 00:42:25.960
about it, like I mean,
the vacuum of space is kind of the

486
00:42:25.960 --> 00:42:30.079
opposite of atmospheric pressure. This is
true. A lot of things could go

487
00:42:30.199 --> 00:42:36.119
wrong though, Yeah, yeah,
stuck you out of it. Yeah,

488
00:42:36.119 --> 00:42:38.800
you just need a craft that's able
to hold. However, many atmospheres are

489
00:42:38.800 --> 00:42:45.559
pressures that you live with. For
us, it's just the one. Yeah,

490
00:42:45.639 --> 00:42:49.519
yeah, I'm just saying it's like, you know, we got to

491
00:42:49.639 --> 00:42:52.400
entertain the possibility that they might be
dipshits. I get where you're coming from

492
00:42:52.400 --> 00:42:57.920
on that, but I will have
to say, is most likely if they're

493
00:42:58.079 --> 00:43:04.079
here studying us whatever they may be
doing. Yeah, you gotta think that

494
00:43:04.119 --> 00:43:07.599
they're like Okay, these guys,
they really as long as we don't get

495
00:43:07.639 --> 00:43:15.360
caught or any of that's they're just
gonna be bickering about it. And that's

496
00:43:15.360 --> 00:43:20.039
all we've done because we don't you
really don't know what's going on. Hold

497
00:43:20.079 --> 00:43:29.599
on, sorry, bless you.
But yeah, like as long as they

498
00:43:29.760 --> 00:43:34.400
it's like we're we're good. Like
we don't need to It's like if you

499
00:43:34.480 --> 00:43:40.880
get seen or anything, it doesn't
matter, like because just like like because

500
00:43:40.960 --> 00:43:45.639
like you got to think about like
anybody that goes out to research or species

501
00:43:45.719 --> 00:43:51.360
or anything, eventually they'll get like
seen every once in a while. That

502
00:43:51.400 --> 00:43:57.480
means like, oh okay, today's
research was kind of a bust. We

503
00:43:57.599 --> 00:44:01.960
got sighted, they're gone. Now
we're gonna we're gonna come back on another

504
00:44:02.000 --> 00:44:06.920
time. It's like, so uh, some of the abduction ones, what

505
00:44:07.000 --> 00:44:14.800
if? That's like they're Steve Irwin
all right, And he's coming in and

506
00:44:14.880 --> 00:44:17.719
he's like he's like, boy,
cronkey, I'm gonna abduct one of these

507
00:44:17.719 --> 00:44:22.079
blokes. And he's like, whoop
up into the ship and he's like,

508
00:44:22.199 --> 00:44:24.840
jumps on your back, and he
said, I got him. Now we're

509
00:44:24.840 --> 00:44:30.079
gonna study him and set him free, you know what I mean. And

510
00:44:30.159 --> 00:44:39.440
you're like, it's got an Australian
accent. I think it's it's like Steve

511
00:44:39.480 --> 00:44:45.920
Irwin, but but not Steve Irwin
was a beautiful man. I don't understand

512
00:44:45.920 --> 00:44:49.920
why he's dressed like Steve Irwin too. Yeah, and he sets you free

513
00:44:49.920 --> 00:44:54.800
and he's like that was great.
Did you see the look on his eyes?

514
00:44:55.199 --> 00:44:59.039
In his eyes, he's like jump, muck with me. I'm gonna

515
00:44:59.039 --> 00:45:06.119
bite you, yeah, though,
muck with me, or I'm gonna bot

516
00:45:06.199 --> 00:45:10.159
you. He's probably getting on Facebook
right now to write a nasty thing about

517
00:45:10.239 --> 00:45:16.000
me. You know. I'm just
saying, like, there could be there.

518
00:45:16.079 --> 00:45:21.440
We gotta entertain all of the possibilities, no matter how crazy bat shit

519
00:45:21.519 --> 00:45:23.679
they are. Here's one for you
that a lot of people aren't gonna like,

520
00:45:24.159 --> 00:45:34.719
what if Bigfoot is stupid as hell? You have to entertain this we

521
00:45:35.119 --> 00:45:37.280
go? Why does he build structures? Why does he bluff charge? Why

522
00:45:37.280 --> 00:45:43.840
does he like throw rocks at people? What if he's dumb? What if

523
00:45:43.880 --> 00:45:47.320
he's just entertaining himself. Are you
equating him to like Earnest t. Bass

524
00:45:47.360 --> 00:45:51.119
from the end of Group of the
show where he's always throwing bricks through windows?

525
00:45:51.840 --> 00:45:54.639
Maybe you know, I don't know, what if he's out there and

526
00:45:54.679 --> 00:46:01.239
he's like scratching his butt and he's
like, ah, I'm gonna get throw

527
00:46:01.280 --> 00:46:09.960
a rocket somebody. I mean,
honestly, we can't just prove that Bigfoot

528
00:46:10.079 --> 00:46:14.840
some more on that. I'm always
saying, like, like I've said this,

529
00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:20.559
we actually have a show that's called
is Bigfoot an Asshole? This is

530
00:46:20.559 --> 00:46:22.960
true and it got really good clar
I'm just saying, like, that's yeah,

531
00:46:23.039 --> 00:46:27.760
we can't rule that out. He
even could be dumb, smart,

532
00:46:27.800 --> 00:46:31.000
an asshole smart, Like I mean, I think we just got our title

533
00:46:31.039 --> 00:46:35.679
for this show. What if bigfoots
some more on? I mean, I've

534
00:46:35.679 --> 00:46:38.280
seen the structures that people say that
he built. It's not very good.

535
00:46:38.719 --> 00:46:43.360
Yeah, it looks like the debris
pile, like like what you're done building,

536
00:46:43.480 --> 00:46:45.960
you know, Yeah, look over
and that's the pile of shit you

537
00:46:45.960 --> 00:46:50.320
got to throw away. It almost
looks like it's just stacked up wood in

538
00:46:50.360 --> 00:46:55.440
a tree. Sometimes I just think
the guy that said good structures like this,

539
00:46:55.519 --> 00:46:58.920
dude, this is not up to
code. This this is not up

540
00:46:58.960 --> 00:47:00.440
to code. What the fuck are
we doing here? You're supposed to be

541
00:47:00.519 --> 00:47:07.480
an intelligent creature, where like,
where is the structure? Like they're like

542
00:47:07.519 --> 00:47:10.199
this will like watch this and he
stands on top of it and he falls

543
00:47:10.239 --> 00:47:15.079
down. It's like this bullshit,
bullshit, this is not what I expected

544
00:47:15.159 --> 00:47:23.000
from an intelligent creature. Yeah right, there's this there's this thing, you

545
00:47:23.000 --> 00:47:27.599
know, like it's almost like a
rule set. It goes with this whole

546
00:47:27.599 --> 00:47:35.760
thing where it's like every single cryptodistic, fascinating creature superior to mankind, superior

547
00:47:35.800 --> 00:47:38.159
in all different ways. It outshines
us, and it out it's out it's

548
00:47:38.199 --> 00:47:43.440
stronger than us and faster than us, and it's it's able to do these

549
00:47:43.440 --> 00:47:47.920
things we can't comprehend and all in
all this stuff and I'm like that's great,

550
00:47:47.960 --> 00:47:52.239
but what if it's the opposite.
What if we're out there looking for

551
00:47:52.280 --> 00:47:58.440
this, this crazy smart creature and
it's the dumb one. We're not looking

552
00:47:58.440 --> 00:48:00.519
for that. We're not looking for
those things. What if you're sitting there

553
00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:07.159
banging on a tree and he's up
in the tree giggling. He's up there

554
00:48:07.159 --> 00:48:14.440
like holding the tree, Like,
so, what if like the tree knocks

555
00:48:14.800 --> 00:48:17.280
like this, I just had this
visual here, So like, let's just

556
00:48:17.320 --> 00:48:22.519
assume big puts a giant moron,
right, and the tree knocks aren't actually

557
00:48:22.519 --> 00:48:24.159
tree knocks, it says, just
him running through the woods and running head

558
00:48:24.159 --> 00:48:35.400
first in the trees. I'm still
just dying over Denny's description, like him

559
00:48:35.440 --> 00:48:42.320
holding onto a tree and I don't
know how he let go. Yeah yeah,

560
00:48:42.599 --> 00:48:44.639
boy, it's legs, his legs. Yeah. I was about to

561
00:48:44.639 --> 00:48:50.719
say that his legs around it.
Yeah, I'm just saying it's like at

562
00:48:50.800 --> 00:48:54.800
that point he's up swinging his feet. Yeah, at at that point,

563
00:48:55.239 --> 00:49:00.719
we're like big foots some more on, except for he's been evading us for

564
00:49:00.760 --> 00:49:07.639
like eighty years, so maybe he's
a lucky bar on, you know what

565
00:49:07.679 --> 00:49:09.719
I mean? Like, yeah,
they say God loves fulls and drugs,

566
00:49:09.800 --> 00:49:15.400
right, right, So, and
what if the aliens. What if the

567
00:49:15.440 --> 00:49:21.920
aliens or job we don't know.
Yeah yeah, yeah, they can be

568
00:49:21.960 --> 00:49:24.840
so far advanced that the stuff we're
seeing as they're teenagers on joy rides.

569
00:49:25.239 --> 00:49:36.599
Yeah yeah yeah. You remember what
was the Ethan Hawg. Yes, that

570
00:49:36.800 --> 00:49:45.119
was what happened to that. That's
exactly the movie. Well, that was