S354 - What if Bigfoot is a moron?

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2:29 Birthday weekend? Can I wear the Is it considered a hat or a helmet? Helmet? Little? Yeah, Helmet's a helmet, yeah, well yeah, because it's hard. Yeah, I don't know why I'm doing like like you're gonna do that. It's weird that that's a helmet because it's hard. But then there's a hard hat. Yeah, hard, it's a it's a helmet, but it's a hat. But if you would think about it, I would assume that that would be a hard hat because it does have like a brim. It's like like a hat. Yeah. See, these these are the type of mysteries our listeners want to hear, asking the important stuff. Yeah, they're really turning this show off right now. If this is how it's starting, No, I'm not getting into this. I wonder how many of them are like so used to our bullshit that they're like, they know within the first few seconds of the show, they're like, yeah, I know, I know when they're in this kind of mood. Just got skip this one, you know what I mean. And that's fine. We just asked that if you skip it, at least wait a whole minute before you do, Yeah, and then skip it and if you have the ability, you know, give it a thumbs up. Yeah, that'll that'll teach us, you know either way. Yeah, uh, I know, joking around everything before we get into whatever it is we're going to talk about today.

3:54 I have no idea, but sad, sad news. Just over the last couple of days, Scott Carpenter has passed away. And this is devastating. As I realized there's a lot of there's a lot of researchers out there that are interested in cryptids and you know, Bigfoot and all that stuff, and Scott was a really unique take on all that stuff. A while back, a couple of seasons ago, I take maybe we took a look at some of the weird videos of portals and things like that that are happening, that were happening in his videos, and I don't know what to think of that stuff. But I don't know if Scott. I don't know how close Scott was to getting his answers, but I'd like to believe that he's got his answers now. Rest in peace, Scott. I'm sad that we never got a chance to bullshit with you on the show here. That would have been great. Yeah. Just a fantastic human being, you know, as I saying before, it's like I had him, had him on Facebook, exchanged a few messages back and forth, you know what I mean. Just super super good guy, made time for anybody. You know, He's great dude. Really sad to hear that it was so sudden, you know.

5:17 I guess it always is, isn't it. Yeah, I know there's a there's a giant outpouring all over Facebook and a lot of people are paying tribute to the man. And yeah, it's while because his views on the Sasquatch were so much different than the majority, you know, he was he leaned a little bit more towards a biblical explanation. You know. He thought that they were some kind of I guess, more of a spiritual being than anything. And he leaned that way, and he felt very strongly about it, you know. And uh, I mean there was you know, there was a lot of people that would roll their eyes when the when he would, you know, say what he thought. But he stuck to his guns man the whole time. Yeah, And to this day, Scott Carpenter had the only possible footage of a dog man and he was the soul guy. All the rest of y'all out there with your with your bush pictures, Scott had the Uh, he had the Patty of dog man video. In the video, he's walking and in the background, it looks like something ducks out of the out of the shot. And it's when you when you watch it, it's it as hard as hell to try to play it off like it's a

6:50 a bear or something, you know what I mean. It does look like a wolf. It's just it looks like the biggest goddamn wolf you've ever seen. And it's right there next to him, so it's you know, it's like the one I don't know if this is the same well I can't. I don't think this is the same video, but it's the one video that he did like years back, like years prior, and he was just walking the same thing. He had the camera like kind of pointed behind him and stuff, or I think he I don't know, you might have had a three K sixty camp, but I don't know. But uh, you saw the whole portal thing like that, like something was like you could see it like and you could see something kind of faint going in and out of it.

7:39 So it's like it's odd, and I like, if you guys want to go back. Denny and his wife actually kind of go over it, and she's a professional photographer and she even said that like there's something that was manipulating the light around that, because nothing really will do that unless something was acting upon it, like something physically affecting it. So I that's actually really like weird to me because I can't get around the whole portals thing. But hey, if somebody's giving notes on that, like how like how it's possible, like what or not? How it's possible, but okay, there's something wrong here. Let's go off of that first before we say portals. But like deep, I mean, I'm just I'm just being like kind of I'm trying to be like even keel on this. But in the whole topic, all the stuff, like the bigfoot stuff, dog man stuff, portals is the only thing that it actually happens in physics. I mean, there's more evidence of portals than any of the other shit, is what I'm saying.

8:43 So it's like that's why I was like, well, I don't know, you know, oh yeah, yeah, quantum portals is that's a real thing. Yeah, I think we talked about this. I like, very very small they are. Yeah, they're on the atomic level, aren't think they are? They're very very small. So it's not like something and like like us could produce, like if anything, if we could produce one like like that, that would be like dang, like what would be uh uh event horizon where they try to go through a portal to get to another area. Yeah, I'm just saying it. I mean, if I'm just being fair on the basis of like presentable evidence, it's yeah, we have you know, multiple different creatures and things like that that don't have any basis in nature.

9:35 But then we have, you know, the idea of portals and you know, and all this and portals, you know what I mean, that's that's actually something that does have a basis in nature and it does occur. That's why I kind of I lean towards giving it like, well, I don't know, but you know, yeah, I just don't know. Like, Okay, we've all talked about this, and I feel like most of the people that have talked about bigfoot, like, let's just go off a bigfoot because they say that the bigfoot can make portals or something of that nature. Yeah, so I could I would lean more if they're saying, okay, he said it's more of a spiritual you said Scott's Cart producers said it was more of a spiritual being. So I can get around that that it could produce portals because it's not it's technically not of this world. It's not actually a part of this world. Because I feel like everything that we like we live around, humans, animals and insects, whatever, grass like whatever, like, it all abides by the same rules that we do. So I don't think like because there's nothing out there that will physically do anything abnormal, like like an animal or anything else, unless it's something spiritual or whatever you may call it. So I could say, I could say I could

11:09 be on that side, But like I said, I I'm having a hard time grasping a lot of it because I've never seen it with my own eyes, right, And I feel like a lot of people out there have to see it with their own eyes to believe it because, like even facts, sometimes you never know if you're getting the right facts because there's so much stuff out there, so many theories. Sometimes I think that's the biggest understatement you've ever made. It feels like it's harder to figure out, like if there's anything true. Yeah, in our information age, it's we're just fucking you know, just pounded with garbage constantly. Yeah, I feel like we're pounding.

11:54 Yeah, We're pounded with garbage, Like people just throwing just random shit out there, either a to make a joke or be it's just not a very good I guess h hypothesis if you will, even the news you know that. And I'm not playing this whole like, uh, you know fake news BS. You know I'm not I'm not even playing that. I mean, like, if you're part of an event that is being reported by the news, that's when you realize how little they actually know what the hell just happened. Did I go away for a second, guys, No, you're there, I see you. That was weird. My camera in TV and everything just went black for a second. O that that's got me concerned.

12:43 Yeah, okay, I'm back, but it was really weird. So what I mean by that is it's like I've been in an area and sort of a part of a situation, a tragic situation that was reported on the news, and I think the only things they got right about the event when they reported it was the location and the time and a couple of names. Other than that, everything else was just whatever made up. Yeah, you know, and that event, when that happened, that's when I realized it's like, wow, like I only know this isn't true because I was there, you know, so how much other stuff have I been told that I believe to be true that isn't And that's what I mean by like we're just pummeled with garbage because I said it on the episode that get our Heinie spanked by YouTube is that they don't care about being right. They care about being first.

13:48 Yeah, and they make it obvious. All the news channels, you know, they make it plainly obvious. You know you heard it here first, your first, first edition, you know, all of it. That's all. This is exclusive to exhaust. Yeah, this is yeah, it's and if the news is doing this, imagine what other people are doing just for clicks. All right, Yeah, I am this whole time. I am trying to pull up this video from from Scott Carpenter. That's why I'm if it seems like I'm spaced out. Yeah, the doge man. Yeah.

14:31 Yeah, an interesting controversy that happened with this, which I'd love to throw out there because yeah, fuck them, it's uh. Scott Carpenter went on to a h it was a show. It was like one of the you know, Discovery whatever, one of those bullshit shows, and showed them his video and they edited it. They changed it. Can't do that, can't do that. Yeah, And then there was like the very next day on his YouTube, he fucking showed it like, here's what it is. They changed it. They did this. They're not interested in what I'm what I'm seeing out here, and I mean it was, it was wild.

15:18 So this was a guy that was like more concerned with preserving what he's found than editing it for more clicks. Also, you'd be hard pressed to find Scott Carpenter at any time out there trying to promote his channel. He didn't even he didn't even promote his channel. He'd go and talk to people. He'd go to shows and and say, yeah, here's you know, here's the stuff i'm seeing. You know, I don't know. But he didn't get out there like, oh, you know, here, go subscribe, hit subscribe, and like he didn't none of that. Wasn't interested. He just wanted to preserve what he found, what he saw. I feel like it lends to what you're saying. They changed shit to to fit the popularity, to be the first. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to find this guy. Sorry, Oh no, you're good man. Is that people out there they're gonna want to see this. But I always like thought like his like his like like process was a little bit like it was It's right.

16:18 I always thought it was like how he was just he casually walks through the woods, films and stuff. Yeah, he feels behind him. So what I always thought was, like, dude, like this is what we need because most of the time they I feel like, this is what you would get something that's wanting to know, like if it feels like looks at your body language and like if you're like actively like like most animals could see kind of like your demeanor and stuff like and they'll stay away or they won't even like try to engage you or move because they know you're actively looking. But if you're casually walking, I always thought this would be cool, Like you know, like the three sixty cams that you can get nowadays, like the go pros and stuff. Just think about that hook, put that one on, have a buddy with you, and just walk, just talk, just walk and talk. Just don't even actively look. And I always thought I was like this, I said, I was like just walking through the woods, like eating partially of an apple and then just throw it behind me and let it like let it go and see if anything happens as we're walking away, right, Because I feel like that's what like, that's the that's the key to get like to finally get some kind of uh like visual because if you're not actively looking. That's when you're going to catch it, right.

17:52 I'm just flipping through some of these shorts for you, for you guys. If you see anything interesting, just just yell out. I was like, I'm already looking at this. I might as well show you guys too. I don't see anything. Yeah, I'm not seeing nothing in this one either. I thinkfully, I think it's I think it's this and I can't. I can't tell. I just don't see anything but flora, you know. Yeah, let me get back here, just say grass or like bush.

18:34 Well, that's the thing is, I'm not sure what it is. I just know that it's just don't be don'll be photosynthesis with us. I can make up words too, But what is it about the plant jokes? You know? Yeah, some of these it's hard to tell what the hell I'm looking at this stuff. I never I never have gotten behind this stuff. Like, yeah, it looks like a face, but we're programmed to look for faces, you know, Yeah, that comes naturally. I'm just saying, like this is all like all not real because they're using yellow circles, not red ones. Not red ones. It's red ones that are the right, like because those happened in nature, remember, right, not sure what I'm looking at there. I can't find the one. Hopefully he didn't lose the rights to it because of that show. That would have been, uh, I would have been tragic, because yeah, I think it's the ear like ears we're maybe seeing. I don't know. The only thing, okay,

20:10 So the one thing that gets me with some of these is that you ever Okay, Like just last night I had a I had a epic battle and on the farm here there's a family of raccoons. There was a family of raccoons that was trying to eat my chickens and my ducks. And uh, you know if there for a while, they were pretty they were pretty successful in their in their their endeavors. Now, last night I got I got in kind of late. I think I pulled in here like nine thirty ish something like that. It was dark out, and I'm like, damn it, you know that the coop is still wide open. I gotta go close that up because I don't want raccoons to get in and kill my chickens.

21:02 Well, I went out there, took my flashlight, I knelt down and I looked in the coop. All my birds are lined up. My ducks are all nestled up, you know, and everybody and they see the light and they wake up and they're like, oh, you know, what's what's going on. I'm like, hey, she's checking on everybody, you know, I want to make sure everybody's good. Everybody all right, you know. I'm talking to him, you know, keeping it lively. And I'm looking and I got this one fucking chicken, Goldie. And she's a big bad bitch, right, She's a plus sized chicken. She don't need no man. Okay, he is a bad bitch. Like I'm like, I'm not even kidding, Like, is she a silky but chance? No, she's a brama. Oh she's she's a big bad brahma mama like she she's bad, right, And she's sitting there and man, I swear she looks she's looking like and I'm sitting there like shining my lighted, like the hell are you all pissed off about? And she's sitting there just talking and just going to town. And I'm like, is it because I didn't lock you guys up? You know, well guess what I did. I shut the door, put my put my little security measures in. I even have a tea post. I wedge it into the ground and I put propert against the doors. There's just no way nothing he's gonna get into him. As a habit, I have a screen part where the that's double layered wire where I can look in at everybody on the roost, and I could just check.

22:30 As I'm looking in, there's a fucking raccoon. He's up in the roof of my of my coup and he's laying there dead still. I mean, like not moving still, like you'd almost think this thing was dead. And I'm sitting there looking at him, and I my blood starts to boil. I'm just pissed. Oh my god, damn it. You know, it's barely dark outside, and sons of bitches are already at it. So I'm like, all right, you know what, you stay right there. I got something for you. Anyway. There's some details I'll spare you guys, but let's just say there's no more raccoon. The thing that gets me is how still he was, especially that he knew he was caught. I know he heard me, I know he knew I was there. The thing I accounted for later was that when he expired, he hit the ground.

23:37 My Brama chicken jumped on him and started beating the shit out of him. So I started to put two and two together. He got in there, she kicked the shit out of him. He climbed up there to hide from her. He wasn't afraid of me at all. Right, it's how still so some of the things I see in the Carpenter videos, something sitting there really still barely moving. I liken that too, Walking up onto one of these little opportunistic predators, you know, something that's like, oh shit, I don't want to be seen. But again, it goes against the fantasy the big bad dog man tapping on your windows, stared at you with his bright, beady red eyes and his long claws and his superiority complex, just because he's fucking ripped. I'm ripped, and I could get I could get you at any time, but I'm not going to because I need you to go on to big fucking radio show and tell my story. That's a good turn, Okay, yeah, yeah, So that's I didn't know, say, are you saying? Like a dog Man's like he just like he wants to just be famous. He wants his fifteen minutes of fame. Dog Man is egocentric. Yeah, he wants to be famous. He doesn't care what he has to do or who he has to scare. He's not going to

25:10 kill you because he needs you to go on to VIC show and tell the story. So, if you really think about it, the dog Man is the brains of the operation. Yeah. He gives you the tools to be your own boss. The marketing strategy that markets really well. Yeah great, I think he if he would be consistently on YouTube and stuff like man, he'd make it a lot of money as long as he keeps consistent and just you know, make sure he posts, you know, like Mondays and Thursday mornings. Oh I wish he would change those because that's that's for us. Yeah. Yeah, I thought you said he was going to be successful to make a lot of money, and yeah, he's brought it out a formula that so far is not making anybody successful and a lot of money. In this call right now, well, we gotta we don't have any dog Man.

26:02 Yeah, we're not dog many. It's just like all these famous people that start podcasts and they get like really like blown up because they're already famous. Yeah, like they're already like like remember how you uh, what was it? I made that joke with the rector, our little mascot that we have now, the little stick figure. Dude, when did you? I was this guy? Yeah? Yeah, that guy. I was like, we need to just take the name away and this is our name, and you're like this, I think we need like because like how Prince did it? You're like, I think we need to become somebody before we become nobody. Yeah yeah artists the artists formerly known as when diy you? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. That little guy right there, he's cool, but he's not gonna make us famous. It'd be cool if we are famous, and then we could just sign everything about doodling that guy. Yeah, I mean just draw him there. You go do that on the on the little polar sign my baby. Sure, just a little little window go in the forehead.

27:17 Yeah yeah, I'm just saying that. What the Scott Carpenter stuff is he was walking through the woods. There was the video if you can find it out there. I'm sure somebody has it, you know, stolen by now, but if you if you can find it, what appears to be a large canine literally like slowly inches out of the shot, like and it's very subtle. And when you when you actually watch, there's actually there was a video. I mean, I'm sure it's there, but you actually can watch Scott discover it and it's that's pretty It was a pretty good video because he actually looked like, yeah, kind of want to kind of like when Tyler, when we tell Tyler some like horrible scenario, you know how he gets that look on his face. It was similar to that, you know, like a yeah, yeah, the look he gets when we say something a little off color or yeah, something involving arachnids. Yeah, like it's only it only costs eighty five dollars to have a camel spider ship to a friend. Yeah that look yeah, what's surprisingly cheap. I thought it would cost a lot more. And here I was wondering what kind of birthday president I was going to get this guy? Right, I'm sorry, then I'm gonna get the cops called on me because I'm running upstairs grabbing the moses.

28:49 That's what I was trying to avoid last night. I was walking back and forth and it's sitting there. It's sitting there, just waiting, dude, And I'm sitting there like, oh god, it's it's late. This is not this isn't like just walking out and you know, popping a varmot with a twenty two real quick. You know, this is like boom, six foot fireball, you know what I mean? Like probably liked all like at least a few of the chickens in the process. I was gonna say, coop full of deaf chickens? Which chickens? Can we uh? Can we just take a moment to think about that for a second. With a sound of deaf chicken cooing would sound like right there you go, there's there's there's your treat for Monday morning. That's the last thing I need. We have a rooster that shows up at the front door every morning. He's there right now, and uh, he just thinks that he needs to. You know, you watch the old like videos and grown up on farms and stuff, and you see the roost. You're out on the fence somewhere out there just crowing and letting everybody know at a distance, you know, now, not our rooster. He's like here here, your rooster's near sighted. Yeah, he's like he crows once way back there up on the hill. I guess he waits for a couple of minutes to see if there's any results of his growing. Doesn't get the results he needs, so then he comes all the

30:22 way down here and just stands right in front of the front door. You're like, oh god, he's already starting. Yeah he's a good rooster though, I mean he's efficient. Yeah, he's a Somonie so's he's nice. If anybody out there keeps chickens, man, you can't go wrong. Somni's are awesome. He's got fucking spurs like that. Goddamn long wouldn't even dream of fucking hitting you with him a big old baby and pick him up holding him. He's awesome. Yeah. I don't know, man, this whole thing. Oh, there's the there's the portal video, Man, show that one. I hate. I hate that. It's these circumstances we're showing this stuff. Yeah, I really hate it. And being my wife, we sat down and I had her check this video out pretty much frame by frame see what she thought about it. And the thing that got her was that the uh whatever that is in the video seems to just kind of hang there, doesn't really doesn't really fade, doesn't really do nothing, and the fact that the ambient light around affects it. Also. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

31:55 Yeah, rest in peace, Scott Man, I really do. I hope he find I hope he finds all the answers in the next place. It's great, dude, Um, I found something else interesting. You guys, ever heard of the Fermi paradox? This is great, you said, firm me right, fer me fr m, I not not furry no, no, no, no, okay. Nobel Prize winning physicist Enrico Enrico Fermi right basically came up with this is that called the Fermi paradox. And um, the long form of it is that any civilization with a moderate amount of rocket technology would eventually be able to colonize an entire solar system, perhaps even a galaxy, if given enough time. Right, But the the Fermi paradox also deals with the an explanation for the apps of extra restaurants. It boils down to, we're fucking boring. They're not coming to talk to us because we're fucking boring. We're not interesting enough for them. And he basically that's like I said, that's the short form, that's if I made the theory.

33:22 Okay, the way, he said, it's much more elegant. It basically says that a technology, a technologically more advanced civilization doesn't have a whole lot to gain from coming down here and being like, hey, guys, how you doing. You know, we're we're so and so from like, you know, ten thousand light years away. We're about a million years ahead of you in technology. You guys, Uh, want to hang out? Doesn't make much sense, you know, It's like, uh, the next time you're at it, Uh, get on, get on your phone and give a call to your good old buddy down in you know, the middle of the rainforest in South America, one of the one of the tribes there.

34:02 See, if he wants to come over and hang out and place some Xbox over the weekend. Well, if I'm being honest, I feel like there's a problem with that though. What's that he doesn't have an Xbox? No, No, he doesn't have a Well that's yeah. Calling them might be an issue, m But we know these people exist because we have went there, we have met them, We've studied, studied them, you know, talk to them, you know, learning their culture and stuff. So we've done exactly that. Sure, as long as it's not a tribe that tries to kill you as soon as they see you. I think the argument is what what good for that culture has come from it? What did we affect for them? What did we do for them that benefits them? For us, it's knowledge we learn about them, we learn more about their origin.

35:07 With all this, that's great, But what does it do for them? Because if we were, say, ten thousand years farther in the future, more advanced and more you know, more educated. I guess would we continue to make contact with primitive civilizations or would we say, Hey, you know what, man, this doesn't always work out great for them. You know, we have we have illnesses, we have diseases that they don't have yet they don't have communities to Okay, okay, all right, yeah, maybe we let them, you know, grow a while. I retract my statement that makes that makes sense because you know, I'm thinking of something as us. Yeah, somebody that's much further along than us. That's I think that's the the s It's of the Fermi paradox, is that. Yeah, I said it kind of. I said it more more of a cynical way.

36:06 We're fucking boring. There's nothing for them to really gain from it, Right, all we're gonna want is their technology, and if they're, if they're thousands of years ahead of us, dude, there's so much like, there's so much legwork to go into the ramp up to their technology. And if they were just like here, man, here's a little pistol that shoots fucking nuclear bombs. If we're gonna be like, fuck is sweet? This is badass. This steak shoots nukes, and it's only a matter of time before we're setting up, you know, bottles on a fence and we're launching a little mini nukes at it. Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, that's that's accurate, you know that kind of that kind of lynd like gives me a little segue into the article I was writing earlier. Yeah, um, because I don't I don't know if anybody out there has caught this yet, but old Captain Kirk himself, William Shatner is weighed in on the idea of if you have to do it in the voice, I'll see if I I'm gonna do a really really bad Shatner impression for this one. Yeah, So basically the way he says that I hope, I wish I would have seen a video of him saying it, so I could have got the cadence right.

37:23 But I see here, where's the where's the line? You mean? So highly intelligent being goes ten thousand light years with advanced technology, rives here at heights. It doesn't make any sense if they're going to make the journey all the way here and just beggers the imagination. Why would you make it like baboo, I'm here. No, I'm not right. So I apologize to any Kirk fans out there. I was an atrocious Oh no, no, no, that was that was perfect. Yeah, that's impresident. So he basically thinks it's ridiculous that they would, you know, be so highly intelligent and so advanced and just do here. I am no, I'm not here.

38:08 I am no, I'm not Why would they hide? And I can understand where he's coming from on that, but I can also understand why that makes sense to do that. Yeah, you know, take for instance, like if you're studying if you're studying a tribe or a creature, an animal of sorts, and you don't want to disrupt their normal way of acting, your presence alone could change how things go sort of akin to like when they have like baby penguins or baby birds or whatever that they're trying to feed, and they use the puppet like through the wall, and it looks like a mama bird, you know. So I kind of see where that would make sense for them to do that. Albeit, I'm not trying to discredit Shatner by any stretch of imagination, but I also see his point of views.

39:05 Yeah, I mean you can, you can. You can discredit Shatner if you want. It's just it's the equivalent of like arguing that medical theories with doctor House. Okay, yeah, however an actual doctor. Yeah, but however, you know, Hugh Laurie, I highly doubt has ever performed surgery or any medical treatment whatsoever. Shatner, in fact, has been to space. That's that's a good point. Yeah, that is a good point. Yeah. I think the only downside to the whole thing is that if if that is true, if they're trying to minimalize their interaction with us, then it doesn't bode very well. It doesn't It doesn't bode very well for our outlook on the the universe itself, because if they're, if they're minimalizing contact, then it's safe to say that there isn't a whole lot of life out there, a whole lot of intelligent life. That's yeah, that's kind of a scary thought. If if they would just showed up and they're like, what's up, dudes? You know we got we got flying saucers. Man, you guys want to hang. You could be like, dude, there's probably a bunch of people out there. That's cool, they're not too worried.

40:22 But if they're more worried, like, hey, look, we need to back off and let them evolve, let them grow, that's kind of scary because that's more of a conservationalist approach. It's also it could be that we are so far behind Yeah, you know that if we're that far behind it, they're concerned with our their mere presence altering our revolution. You know. That's that's fucking scary to think about. That's kind of where I'm at with it is. It's it's frightening because it's like, name if they're if they're literally coming here and they're looking around, but they're not making in any contact, and it's the one thing in it, the plot hole I think is that technically they have made contact we're seeing them, and we're seeing them, we're talking about them. So at some point somebody has to have a theory out there that the aliens visiting or dipshits. I'm saying, you know what I mean, being fair, you gotta entertain this whatever. They're a bunch of like technologically advanced idiots, like they got into cell phones and tablets and they get they just advanced like crazy, But David, common sense, David Philip, we told you to turn the lights off. Yeah, and they're showing up and they're flying around like dude, look they got jets.

41:49 Look they're flying after us. Wow, that's cool. Woon or high fiven. What if they're what if they're like the sub imploded? What if these are billionaires from other other planets that are there on their like you know, six billion, whatever form of currency they have. Right, I'm just saying I trusted more than the sub. Yeah, I mean they're doing in interstellar travel, that's sure. Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean if you think about it, like I mean, the vacuum of space is kind of the opposite of atmospheric pressure. This is true. A lot of things could go wrong though, Yeah, yeah, stuck you out of it. Yeah, you just need a craft that's able to hold. However, many atmospheres are pressures that you live with. For us, it's just the one. Yeah, yeah, I'm just saying it's like, you know, we got to entertain the possibility that they might be dipshits. I get where you're coming from on that, but I will have to say, is most likely if they're here studying us whatever they may be doing. Yeah, you gotta think that they're like Okay, these guys, they really as long as we don't get caught or any of that's they're just gonna be bickering about it. And that's all we've done because we don't you really don't know what's going on. Hold

43:20 on, sorry, bless you. But yeah, like as long as they it's like we're we're good. Like we don't need to It's like if you get seen or anything, it doesn't matter, like because just like like because like you got to think about like anybody that goes out to research or species or anything, eventually they'll get like seen every once in a while. That means like, oh okay, today's research was kind of a bust. We got sighted, they're gone. Now we're gonna we're gonna come back on another time. It's like, so uh, some of the abduction ones, what if? That's like they're Steve Irwin all right, And he's coming in and he's like he's like, boy, cronkey, I'm gonna abduct one of these blokes. And he's like, whoop up into the ship and he's like, jumps on your back, and he said, I got him. Now we're gonna study him and set him free, you know what I mean. And you're like, it's got an Australian accent. I think it's it's like Steve Irwin, but but not Steve Irwin was a beautiful man. I don't understand why he's dressed like Steve Irwin too. Yeah, and he sets you free and he's like that was great. Did you see the look on his eyes?

44:55 In his eyes, he's like jump, muck with me. I'm gonna bite you, yeah, though, muck with me, or I'm gonna bot you. He's probably getting on Facebook right now to write a nasty thing about me. You know. I'm just saying, like, there could be there. We gotta entertain all of the possibilities, no matter how crazy bat shit they are. Here's one for you that a lot of people aren't gonna like, what if Bigfoot is stupid as hell? You have to entertain this we go? Why does he build structures? Why does he bluff charge? Why does he like throw rocks at people? What if he's dumb? What if he's just entertaining himself. Are you equating him to like Earnest t. Bass from the end of Group of the show where he's always throwing bricks through windows?

45:51 Maybe you know, I don't know, what if he's out there and he's like scratching his butt and he's like, ah, I'm gonna get throw a rocket somebody. I mean, honestly, we can't just prove that Bigfoot some more on that. I'm always saying, like, like I've said this, we actually have a show that's called is Bigfoot an Asshole? This is true and it got really good clar I'm just saying, like, that's yeah, we can't rule that out. He even could be dumb, smart, an asshole smart, Like I mean, I think we just got our title for this show. What if bigfoots some more on? I mean, I've seen the structures that people say that he built. It's not very good.

46:38 Yeah, it looks like the debris pile, like like what you're done building, you know, Yeah, look over and that's the pile of shit you got to throw away. It almost looks like it's just stacked up wood in a tree. Sometimes I just think the guy that said good structures like this, dude, this is not up to code. This this is not up to code. What the fuck are we doing here? You're supposed to be an intelligent creature, where like, where is the structure? Like they're like this will like watch this and he stands on top of it and he falls down. It's like this bullshit, bullshit, this is not what I expected from an intelligent creature. Yeah right, there's this there's this thing, you know, like it's almost like a rule set. It goes with this whole thing where it's like every single cryptodistic, fascinating creature superior to mankind, superior in all different ways. It outshines us, and it out it's out it's stronger than us and faster than us, and it's it's able to do these things we can't comprehend and all in all this stuff and I'm like that's great, but what if it's the opposite. What if we're out there looking for this, this crazy smart creature and it's the dumb one. We're not looking for that. We're not looking for those things. What if you're sitting there banging on a tree and he's up in the tree giggling. He's up there like holding the tree, Like, so, what if like the tree knocks

48:14 like this, I just had this visual here, So like, let's just assume big puts a giant moron, right, and the tree knocks aren't actually tree knocks, it says, just him running through the woods and running head first in the trees. I'm still just dying over Denny's description, like him holding onto a tree and I don't know how he let go. Yeah yeah, boy, it's legs, his legs. Yeah. I was about to say that his legs around it. Yeah, I'm just saying it's like at that point he's up swinging his feet. Yeah, at at that point, we're like big foots some more on, except for he's been evading us for like eighty years, so maybe he's a lucky bar on, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, they say God loves fulls and drugs, right, right, So, and what if the aliens. What if the aliens or job we don't know. Yeah yeah, yeah, they can be so far advanced that the stuff we're seeing as they're teenagers on joy rides.

49:25 Yeah yeah yeah. You remember what was the Ethan Hawg. Yes, that was what happened to that. That's exactly the movie. Well, that was