S344 - Apologizing for our sins

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Tyler Stewarts, and Josh Gibbs.
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x files dot com. Oh my god,

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hey, quit laughing so much.
You've only got so much oxygen in

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there. Yeah, you got wildfars. Every single one of us spoked the

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fucking pack and a half at least. Yeah, of Canadian fucking wildfires for

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flavors. Yeah, filter list,
Yeah, dude. I made the joke

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the other day when I was I
don't know what day it was due,

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but there was one day where it
was fucking terrible and I came back into

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the warehouse. I was like,
fuck, I should have just bought fucking

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cigarettes. At least they would have
been filtered. Maestro intest, Welcome back

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outs to your Kentucky x Files.
Are you reporting from ty I'm reporting from

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Brochian Gate. This is my uh. I just started a company, ties

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on location. Yep, that's ah. I'm having a weird day. Ja

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vu here. That's a awful similar
to to the uh this you know,

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the subway, you know from I
don't know if we should even talk should

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we be talk about that? I
mean, I'm just saying mine has a

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coffee maker. It's pretty nice about
that. UM. I think an apology

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is an apology of sorts is probably
in order here. So it's gonna be

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sincere. I need to mute myself
up, ladies and gentlemen. Last week

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on the actually yeah, last week, the Monday and Thursday episode, we

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said some things and we did some
things that we may or may not be

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proud of. And sorry, I'm
having trouble just looking you in the eye

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right now because I'm very ashamed.
UM. I'd like to give an apology

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of sorts, an explanation maybe.
UM. I think what happened is I

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think we dove too far and that
the pressure got to us. You know

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sometimes when you know, when you
cut corners and you know and you're just

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like you're not playing it safe,
you know, sometimes you make you make

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titanic mistakes, you know, and
we are crushed by the reaction of the

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fans, uh for for the things
that you know that we said. UM.

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I hope that this apology isn't some
par you know, I hope it's.

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I hope it's hope it's enough.
You know, we're gonna continue on

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from here. We're gonna keep going, you know, no matter how deep

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it is, We're just gonna keep
going, you know, but we're gonna

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We're gonna do better. We're gonna
do better. Oh on, behalf of

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myself and the fellas here. You
know, we apologized and all I mean,

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all we can do is we we
just uh, we just gotta stand

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by the ocean Gate community here.
You know. It's all we can do,

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and we we just gotta build better
or do better podcast. So we're

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really sorry and sorry about that,
guys. I just felt like we needed

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to get that off our you know, off our chest. There. I

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feel weight lifted. I feel like
it's like like six thousand PSI lifted off

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my shoulders. It's a little easier
to breathe now, Yeah, it is.

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It's like it's like the option.
It's just there again. You know.

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Brought a tear to my eye.
Hey, you know, it's just

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you know, dude, I fucking
cracked up over that ship. Though somebody

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said, uh, you guys are
awful for making a submarine or implosion pod.

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She's not wrong. No, I'm
not wrong. I don't I don't

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have a rebuttal You're you're absolutely right, you know it was What did you

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expect us to do? Though?
Yeah? I mean tell you, I

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mean, are you okay to vape
in the submarine? Is that? Is

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that? Okay? Like it seems
kind of I don't care about regulations.

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Do what I want. I mean, it seems to work so far with

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submarines. IM just saying, like
I said, got a coffee maker and

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I got a PlayStation for dual shot
controller step up? All right, okay,

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okay, So you're you're you're kind
of seeing what what mistakes were made,

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and you're you're going in building on
that. I don't know what you're

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talking about already implementing new safety measures. Yeah, yeah, what's the verticals?

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Like what Osha approved? I mean
what never heard of her? All

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right? All right, I mean, fair, fair, fair play.

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I hope your trip. Where are
you Where are you going? What are

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you going to look at the city
of the sunken city of Roulaia? Okay?

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Well, that's uh, you know, I mean, that's that's got

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a bad track record. I wouldn't
go wake up the residence. M hmm.

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Like I said, I don't give
a shit, just kind of just

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kind of doing it. I'm just
gangstering this stuff. Drop the controller.

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We'll just keep We'll just have to
keep checking in with you and see how

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your trips going, you know,
and see, uh if you may it

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to relay or not. That's probably
not a place I would go to at

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all. I would I would steer
very clear that one. Yeah, what

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a week I was. I got
a clip here I'll show you guys,

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m of Tyler dying because I said
to the I was like, we just

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played some music last night, my
voke. My voice is very rough today,

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and I was like, between smoking
a pack and a half of Canadian

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wildfires and that last night, my
throat's fucking just destroyed, you know.

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So I made I made the joke
a while ago. If like, did

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Candida decide that we're a giant fucking
bee hive and they're trying to like calm

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us down because it's not working,
and I'm getting a little pissed, like

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what the fuck? Have you guys
seen the videos of the controlled burns?

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No, I haven't very fucking like
flying on and dumping fuel on the wildfire

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to like burn more areas. And
I'm sitting there like, thank you,

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I can't wait to breathe. That
in at work this week and it was

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fucking bad down by you, Josh. The wildfires are still messing you guys

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up there. Fuck yeah yeah,
Um, I've heard some pictures in the

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was it the band chat or the
podcast chat? I didn't see him so

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well. It could be the original
podcast chat too, Um snagger a couple

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of os up. We'll show them
all right, Let's see if I can

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grab them. Yeah, I'm not
sure which one I sent it to now,

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I think it's in the band chat. There's there's a lot of a

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lot of terrible memes I'm getting through. I'm saving that one. That one's

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getting that one's going on the show. This might actually helped Tyler out when

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he was building his Brochian Gate sub. I can find it here. Let's

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let's add this guy here, Hey
Tye, Um, when you're working on

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your your brochian Gate sub. Here, Josh found a cupon or Harper Freight.

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It looks like which I mean,
if your sub breaks, you should

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be able to just go right back
and get a new one, like indefinitely.

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That's that's weird. I didn't use
like something like that. I just

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used a used I bought a used
porta potty and I converted it. Oh

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yeah, well you know they hold
heating good. Yeah, and he has

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a sitter here. I'm gonna go
ahead and I'm gonna send the pictures,

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Oh Cincinnati in my backyard back into
Yeah. Well it's going to Brochian Gate

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Central here. Okay, that's brosian
Gate, Inc. I'm incorporated, now,

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are you. Yeah? I just
got incorporated. This whole time that

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you guys been like doing your little
fucking what is it your pitdcast or whatever

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I've been I've been making I'm making
killion dollar deals every here. Fuckers,

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don't I thought you were LLC at
best. I didn't know you. You

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know, I will say, ever
since you became CEO of this, this

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genius brochian Gate project, I uh, you've changed the money. I think

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the money has affected you. I'm
gonna sign you up to box h Elon

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Musk and Mark Zuckerberg. I actually
I think Tyler could probably take them both

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at the same time. Probably,
Yeah, I feel like he could.

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All Right, here's some some picks
you want to you want to take us

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through him? Josh And yeah,
that's fine, that's all right. Let's

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see y'all. Okay, So this
was what was a Thursday, I think.

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So this is uh, coming downtown
Cincinnati, headed towards Cincinnati. Oh

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yeah, that's crazy, man,
Yeah, you just yeah, I mean

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it reminds me of like eighties and
nineties movies of Los Angeles. Yeah,

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that's exactly what that looks like.
Yeah, it's it's bad, it's bad.

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I'm loving the guys peeking around to
look at the pictures. Tyler.

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There is there enough room in the
sub for you to lean over. All

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right, So this one here is
getting ready to get on two four seventy

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one in downtown, but it is
much further south down where I live.

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Well, that was right by the
casino. Yes, yeah, this is

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down in the holler. This is
down in the hollers. The trees in

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your face. It was a spider
web in that tree. Well you can

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you can see that. It's like, it's hard to do this backwards.

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Yeah, I'm just saying this.
Fucking cows out back there are coughing like

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a grandmother that's been smoking. You're
not gonna eat, not gonna eat any

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beef. Actually, you just won't
have to smoke it on a smoker.

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Yeah, I'm gonna say it's already
smoke. It's already smoke. Yeah.

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Yeah, those aren't cows, that's
just walking brisket. Yeah, delicious.

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There's another business venture right already smoked
cattle. They're terrible, so terrible,

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the ones down here, the ones
in Canada probably look like the ones from

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Mars Attacks. I didn't realize it
was that bad in Cincinnati. Still,

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Oh, it's yeah, it's nasty. Um, it's clear enough. Like

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I saw blue Sky Friday. I
don't know why I'm looking good to me,

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but it was. Oh, I'm
looking for the Mars Attacks cows right

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now, going out and just tossing
fucking handfuls of cigarettes into your They don't

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get Hey, they get tobacco.
Thanks Canada, fucking Canada. What do

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we ever do to them? You
know, it's weird? Is is for

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all the bullshit stereotypes? I haven't
heard one story. Yeah, no kidding,

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where's our stories? I heard it
from Dave. That was it.

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We'll probably wait till after it's over. Yeah, Hey, story about that

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that smoke there, buds. They
don't want to continually apologize. I wonder

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how it's affecting all the Canadian Bigfoot
guys. I mean, as do you

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think Bigfoot's deal out there hacking hiss
fucking guts out? It should make you

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easier to fucking find no shit.
You're sitting there with your fucking cameras and

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shit, and you just hear.
I am severely disappointed with the Internet right

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now. Yeah, I continny either. You guys are familiar with the movie

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Mars Attacks, right, yeah,
the scene where the cows are running and

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their own fire. I can't find
it. There's no gift of it.

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There's nothing. Let's um do better, Internet. Maybe they maybe they fucking

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preempted this. Maybe they knew we'd
you know what I mean, maybe they

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knew what we were up to.
That is so weird. Yeah, I

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don't know. I keep having the
same, the same news article popping up

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over and over again about China possibly
picking up an alien signal or some shit.

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You guys hear about that one?
No, yeah, apparently they have

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this big gass like you know,
telescope set up on a mountain or something,

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and just keep getting these like really
really weird signals that are like like

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crazy unique, you know what I
mean. Obviously they're you know, the

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every explanation under the sun, you
know, to try to explain it away.

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But then somebody comes along and goes, now it's not that, because

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that would do this, you know, So they're like running out of reasonable

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explanations. Now they're like, okay, well it's not any of this shit.

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Nobody wants to say the A word
like alien. Maybe, I don't

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know, extraterrestrial. I mean,
if you were an alien visitor coming to

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this planet, who would you want
to go talk to? Obviously not Canada.

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Now you can't fucking breathe air you
get there, you just step out

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of your ship and start hacking your
guts out, Like where would you want

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to go? You know, right, Like would you come here to America?

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I don't know. I don't know
if I would. If I was

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an alien, I think I might
pass this one over. Yeah, yeah,

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good chance. I can't, honestly, like at all think of where

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I would go, Like but Amsterdam
or something like, go somewhere where everybody's

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all mellowed out. Yeah, I
mean they're over there, you know,

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chiefing it up. Like pretty bad. So okay, Colorado or Switzerland,

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Switzerland, there you go. Yeah, neutrality and chocolate, dude. Yeah,

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that's a that's a win win watches
and knives. Yeah, what if

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they have good beer. I bet
they have good beer. I bet they

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got great beer. They probably have
great beer. Far too close to Germany

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to have bad beer. Yeah,
their ship, Yeah, I don't know.

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Yeah. I mean that's one image, Josh from ours attacks. You

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got an image? I found one. The screen is trying to present.

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Somebody needs to allow it. Oh
oh yeah, okay, that is accurate.

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That's exactly what I was trying to
say. That that's Canadian beef.

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That's what it looks like right now. That's what it looks like right now.

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Yeah, there their first attempt at
pre smoking beef. I've got a

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I've got a weird news story,
are you guy? This is kind of

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a reverse segueing back to when you
were talking about big foot hacking in the

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woods. All right, so the
title of this news story is no for

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service. Oh shit, ty Tyler, come in. Um guys, I

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wonder if his controller went dead.
I mean he did throw it on the

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ground, Yeah he did. He
did shit. I mean it is a

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placetasing controller. They're pretty tough.
Yeah, I mean they're built for like

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sixteen year old kids throwing them around, right, I mean I think I

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heard that somewhere the controller is is
the sub I don't know, I don't

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know. Oh man, how how
well he's been descending for thirty five minutes?

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So yeah? Ouch, I mean
that's that's moving. That's cooking.

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Because what it only takes what two
and a half hours to get to get

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what twelve thousand feet or yeah?
Yeah, close close enough. I guess

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it must have gone deep enough for
there to be an issue. It takes

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two hours and twenty nine minutes in
the last sixty seconds you get down.

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Really, this is uh, you
know, I'm starting to think that my

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apology isn't gonna isn't gonna have the
weight that that I thought. Yeah,

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I should have waited un till the
end of this episode. Yeah, I

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feel like my my apology, my
submarine apology. I feel like it like

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it started here and it got to
about here and that's when it fell apart.

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Yeah yeah, yeah. It was
like it was so close, not

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not quite there. You know.
It's weird. So do we need to

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alert the Coastguard that they've got to
do it all over again. I honestly

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feel like the Coastguard probably has never
even heard of Brochian Gate, you know

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what I mean, Because I mean, I mean it's Tyler. So he

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probably just literally just pushed. He
probably just pushed the Port of John right

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off of the back of a boat. Yeah, he's probably he's probably in

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the Ohio River too. Yeah,
we don't even have no I'll come up

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with an extra arm or something if
they find him. Yeah, that's probably

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right underneath the dock. Oh yeah, he probably never even sank that far.

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It probably imploded way before it ever
got that far down. Yeah.

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Yeah. Or one of those giant
catfish at him. Yeah, one of

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the giant catfish that are big as
a big as a Volkswagen bug. Yeah,

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that every single damn in America has. I wonder if all those welders,

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you know, the welder that goes
down and comes back up and he's

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like, I'm never going down there
again, you know that guy. I

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wonder if all those welders know each
other, like they get get in like

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little groups and they talk about it
like, yeah, man, do you

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think they're that organized? The shit, I saw man, I mean,

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and they're like, it's okay,
man, we saw it too. It

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was as big as a Volkswagen.
It was probably in the OIO. Yeah,

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it probably was a fucking Volkswagen.
That's a fair assessment. It was

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probably the one that drove across when
it was froze over. Yeah that everybody's

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uncle did. Yeah, no,
shit, So yeah, I guess I

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don't know. I guess we lost
Tyler. I don't know who you're you're

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saying something about big Foot. I
mean, obviously there's nothing we can do.

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There's nothing we can do to help
Tyler, so we might as well

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might as well just move right along. Yeah, very very sad talking about

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big Foot. It's been fun um
Yeah, but you know, yeah,

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he went out doing what he wanted
to do. I guess hed a passion

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for this project, like ever since
this morning. Yeah, so that's true.

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I mean, fuck it, Okay, here here we go, I

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mean, gotta do this again?
Shit? Uh? Where which one was

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it? Was? It? This
one? What can we say about Tyler

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that has been said? Super passionate
about submarines. Let's way too happy.

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The music is way too happy.
We got to change that Okay, I

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thought, everybody out there, what's
this one? It sounds like I'm about

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to write an R and B song
about him. I think he would have

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liked this one. Yeah, let's
just go with so Yeah, Tyler,

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Uh, he's super passionate about submarines. Uh, sub sandwiches. He loves

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sub sandwiches. Um. He was, I mean, honestly, just it

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all around, this great guy.
He would give you the shirt off of

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it back, but then he would
you know, he would stand there naked

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with you after after he did that. Um, yeah, he'd make it

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really awkward. He'd give it me. It would be awkward, attle awkward.

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Yeah. Um, you know,
most people didn't know he was.

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He would dancer really very very graceful, Um, like a Fallerini. Yeah.

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Yeah, he was called the Swan. Yeah, people called him.

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He actually wears ballerinas shoes at vand
practice because yeah, it's discipline, you

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known, discipline, you know.
Um, he brought it. He first

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brought up the submarine stuff to us, uh right around well, it was

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about forty minutes ago. And uh, I didn't I didn't know. I

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didn't know what to expect with it, you know, I didn't I didn't

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know that he was. He was
really you know, guys, I got

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nothing else, Like I'm just making
it up now, I don't, I

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don't have I mean, nope,
Tyler, Oh well, now I gotta

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change. Oh my god, oh, oh my god. Sorry. In

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the morning process, the the shitter
overflowed and it started like to creep by

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my coffee maker. I think it
was a bad choice to put the coffee

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maker by the shitter. Okay,
I gotta I gotta a tech question here.

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Um, yeah, where does the
shit go? Like? I mean,

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if you have to use the bathroom, you're in a sub It's not

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like you can just like open a
door and you know, kick it out,

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Denny. I could sit here and
tell you all the math, but

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it would just take too long,
so like, let's just say it much.

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I could just be okay, yeah, Like there's a lot of quantum

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physics in this whole like situation.
So what kind of sum are you driving

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around? I just did a whole
fucking like what do you call it?

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An ole bit for you? Just
now. I was I thought we lost

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you for good. I mean,
didn't you patent the turd pedo tube so

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you can actually fire the turds out. This is this is great, Hey,

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just unsuspecting fish and octopie. Look
what the fuck was that? How's

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it moving too fast? Oh?
Man? I had a little trouble.

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Are you waving? Are you waving
the floor on your submarine around? We've

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lost we've lost sound with Tyler and
its sub I was just moving stuff around

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my bed. I was, uh, it's the bottom of your submarine carpeted?

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Because I could have swore it looked
like you were flipping it like a

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rug. Yeah, luxuries, man, shag carpet. It's no, he's

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the only one in there. Now, What's what's going on in them screens

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back there? What do you it
looks like what solitaire? Playing solitaire?

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I guess mine sweeper? Like like
I said, there's like there's a lot

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of things going on, and I
like it's hard to explain. So you're

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not gonna So I'm not gonna.
Yeah, I don't have to answer to

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anybody. He's the CEO of Barachia
Gate. I predict a long, uh

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a long career of ocean exploration in
your future. Yeah, that's what you

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won't be alive for a lot of
it. But sorry, Bill Gates is

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calling me hold on, jeez,
wow, yeah, Bill, We're yeah,

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we're like whatever thing like they want
to dude. He is like like

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he really let the ship go to
his head like quick. A bunch of

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just a bunch of fuckheads. I
don't know. I believe people believe the

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screen in the back isn't laid horizontal
with like eight lines of coke on it

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right now? I know, Yeah, yeah, it looks looks like right

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there, we'll get lunch. Is
that what he swept under the rug?

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Oh, I wouldn't make any lunch
plans. Tie, You're probably not gonna

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make it back from that trip,
that's for damn sure. Yeah. So

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guys, uh, we are definitely
definitely going to hell for the seventh long

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before this for the submarine jokes like
it's it's bad. It's almost as if

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the last episode like sprung a leak
and just spilled over into this one,

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like a catastrophic failure of you know
what I mean, that's all I got,

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I got nothing album, Sorry,
I got you said something about you,

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you hit a weird news story or
whatever, and then yeah, yeah,

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yeah, yeah I do. It
is also, please, it's so

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fucking hard to follow this ship though
Jesus Christ. So in the news today,

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well two days ago. Um,
the headline reads, no Forest Service

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did not issue a big foot warning
to Arizona campers. It's a fact that

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the cover up. Now. Yeah, so the claim is that the US

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Forest Service posted a big foot warning
at an Arizona campsite. All right,

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this is actually kind of comical.
Um, the warning read bigfoot warning Attention

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campers, due to the increased in
the current river. The big foots are

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coming down from the high country to
feed on the fish and vegetation at the

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river's edge. Makes sense, Yeah, it would if the current river was

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in Arizona. Yeah about this,
don't bring back into this. The current

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river is in fact in California,
not Arizona. So the Forest Service is

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uh is putting out a redaction of
a sign that they didn't put up.

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I'm shocked. I'm beyond shocked right
now. Are you telling me that a

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big foot story isn't panning out right? Yeah? Have you guys noticed that

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the like big footers have kind of
like just they've dropped us like we were

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made of plutonium. Yeah, like
they're like, no, no, don't

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go near them. Fuckers. What'd
you do that made you radioactive. I

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think we asked for, like,
you know, mind blowing proof, like

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give me some shit that I cannot
sit here and go that's fake. Give

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me something, give me something like
fucking amazing. You know the dog Man

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guys. Don't get me started on
them either, because them guys like they

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bowed out a while back. Yeah, I struggled with those. Honestly,

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it's rough. I have. I
have, literally I have one potential dog

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Man story that I lend credence to
And I can't believe I'm saying this,

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but and the only reason is is
because I know the dude and he's not

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the kind of guy that makes up
shit. He saw something fucked up pretty

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close to where I live. Haven't
heard anything else about it. I've I've

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literally asked around multiple people in this
area and down in that area where I'm

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talking about, and nobody has.
Nobody has come back with anything. Nobody's

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seen anything. So I don't know. I don't know what he saw,

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but it was fucking fucking it was
enough to like freak him the funk out.

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Put it that way. Yeah,
Okay, well something not necessarily dog

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Man maybe yeah, could have been
in kangaroo a dingo. Yeah, I

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don't know. Hold on what a
kangaroo in America plies? Yeah, I

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know, it's crazy. My Uh, I'm gonna try to grab these.

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My daughter sent some videos she wanted
to She wanted us to watch them,

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and she wanted us to read like, I guess react, I don't.

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I don't know. I have no
idea. What the black it was a

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blast. Yeah, I'm gonna try
to grab him. Let me see what

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I can do here. Uh.
I purposely didn't look at them because,

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oh my god, while you're grabbing
them, have you guys noticed a not

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just maybe they're staying away from you
because they think you're radioactive, but have

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you noticed a falloff on big Foot? Anything in the news making its way

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around? Like it just kind of
fell off down here. I haven't heard

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much about it at all. It
out It really petered out when the alien

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stuff started booming. Yeah. Yeah, well, you know, the aliens

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show up and they just fucking steal
the limelight, you know what I mean,

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right well, harvesting it for fuel. We're actually getting videos of lights

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in the sky. Yeah all right, so red circles and trees. Yeah,

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I'm gonna go ahead and upload this. My daughter says that she's found

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undisputable evidence of bigfoot. She's ready
to set the record straight. So,

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like I said, I haven't looked
at these, so I'm I'm almost dead

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sure that she's trolling me for the
record. So here it goes. I

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mean, you know what I mean, I can a guy play like that?

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I don't know. You know what
I mean? He needs to be

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careful on that bridge. It looks
it doesn't Yeah, that looks shaky.

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Are talking safety? Well I trust
the brochure Gate sub more than I trust

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that bridge. Well, let's let's
look at the bridge again. It looks

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like it's shaken to me, might
bee I don't know. So that was

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one of the four videos, and
probably the only one I'm gonna play.

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Thank you, Sam. Oh come
on, okay, I'll be one more.

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I'll get more. She sent four
of them. Oh let's see here.

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Undisputable evidence, undisputable, So I'm
download them. And that, truthfully

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was the best video of big foot
I've ever seen. So I just I'm

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not convinced that a person could do
that. I mean, let's killer rhythm,

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the timing was right, Yeah,
yeah, fill the ride. Get

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up. It's Bob said time cool
runnings. All right, so let's go

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ahead and upload these for you all. All right, one of them,

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one of them didn't work, but
these three did. So is there more

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to that because I'm in a defeated
god no, beautiful, Okay, here's

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the last one. All right.
You know, I redact everything I said

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about Bigfoot. Clearly, there's no
way that this is a guy in a

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suit. I think Arizona needs to
not redact their California River warnings. Yeah,

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that's genuine. Yeah, I ain't
gonna be honest if I was.

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If I was like out walking into
woods and started getting dark and I turned

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around and there's a dude doing this, I'd be a little freaked out.

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Yeah, Like ill could give them
a quarter or like a dollar, like

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it's sounded good. Yeah, that
would be the lemma. Like that's clearly

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big Foot. Yeah, I don't
know is my favorite though. Yeah,

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I didn't know a busker. That's
uh yeah, that's one of the things

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you never hear about. And I'm
just seeing that Bigfoot had like huge chat

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injured energy, like the like the
rolled up bandana. Not saying anything about

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you, Gibbs, but there's freaking
huge fucking glasses sunglasses, Like, come

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on right, I need to look
into the missing hiker reports and see if

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any of them were wearing pitt pipers
when they went missing. Fibers, that's

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what it was. I couldn't remember
that speaking of missing hikers. Oh,

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hang on him, I'll do this
again. Dam did I just step in

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in unknowingly? Yeah? Wow.
Actor Julian Sand's body was identified. After

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months and months and months, they
found him. He did what like,

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did was he attacked or something?
Or did he They haven't. They haven't

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said. They just found his remains. Yeah, yeah, I know this

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is morbid, but they did find
like parts, like they were sing man

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is. Whenever I hear about this
ship and they say, oh, we

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recovered a body, I instantly think, okay, so he probably something some

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health problem. Dude, he went
down, you know. But when they

406
00:38:53.360 --> 00:38:59.519
say we've found remains, I'm like, okay, so you got parts,

407
00:39:00.480 --> 00:39:04.039
Yeah you got parts. You don't
you don't have a full body parts.

408
00:39:04.239 --> 00:39:06.800
But then you gotta think too.
It's like, even if he had some

409
00:39:06.880 --> 00:39:12.360
health problems and he succumbed to him, and then there's animals out there that

410
00:39:12.440 --> 00:39:17.000
would Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, like so that that's the thing.

411
00:39:17.079 --> 00:39:21.960
Like so I'm not trying to be
morbid about that, but that that sucks,

412
00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:25.760
man, like seems like, yeah, that's nature. Like he I'm

413
00:39:25.800 --> 00:39:30.840
just like we made this this statement
on the last episodes, like okay,

414
00:39:31.000 --> 00:39:37.119
the guys in Ocean Gates, Dipshits, Julian Sam. He wanted to experience

415
00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:39.760
nature and something went wrong. It
was something that he did a lot.

416
00:39:40.360 --> 00:39:44.039
Yeah, he was. He was. He was actually, I mean I

417
00:39:44.079 --> 00:39:46.519
know he was a he's an actor, a great actor, but he was

418
00:39:46.559 --> 00:39:52.719
actually a really skilled like mountain climbing, hiking, you know, like really

419
00:39:52.760 --> 00:39:57.400
skilled, like dude trained to do
this shit. He went up mountains that

420
00:39:57.440 --> 00:40:01.000
were fucking you know, people don't
you know, they don't go. Yeah,

421
00:40:01.000 --> 00:40:05.360
he wasn't. He wasn't cutting corners. He was doing something. He

422
00:40:05.440 --> 00:40:09.239
was. It's just like it's just
like Steve Irwin, like, dude,

423
00:40:09.239 --> 00:40:15.280
this guy wristled crocodiles and shit,
and then like accidents happened, but one

424
00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:19.800
still hurts. Yeah, like come
on, that's still hurts. I don't

425
00:40:19.800 --> 00:40:24.599
care, man, I don't,
I don't care. I have his son

426
00:40:24.840 --> 00:40:30.760
is Oh my god. It's actually
it's hard, hard to see it because

427
00:40:30.920 --> 00:40:37.119
how passionate. Like, dude,
it's like saying, I love knowing that

428
00:40:37.480 --> 00:40:40.400
somewhere in the world right now,
there's an Irwin jumping on a fucking alligator.

429
00:40:42.239 --> 00:40:45.239
Even the daughters. Yeah, Bendy, Bendy, yeah, Bendy,

430
00:40:45.880 --> 00:40:50.280
Yeah, she's out there doing it. You know, you guys know that

431
00:40:50.360 --> 00:40:54.480
Steve Irwin was like super into World
War two stuff. Yeah, like he

432
00:40:54.639 --> 00:41:00.199
was majorly passionate about this. That
was fucking I found. I caught an

433
00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:05.800
old It was like a document It
was an animal documentary he was doing right,

434
00:41:06.559 --> 00:41:09.360
but where he was doing it was
the site of a World War two

435
00:41:09.400 --> 00:41:16.079
battle and he literally like ran the
path that the soldiers had to run and

436
00:41:16.400 --> 00:41:20.960
was like I mean like diving and
like getting behind shit and crawling and shit.

437
00:41:21.119 --> 00:41:23.559
Like he knew exactly where they were
the whole time that they were at

438
00:41:23.599 --> 00:41:29.480
this place. It was really cool. Yeah, so I'm trying to flush

439
00:41:29.480 --> 00:41:36.159
an idea out here. You know. Obviously, for whatever reason, Steve

440
00:41:36.199 --> 00:41:42.400
Irwin offended the animal world, so
they took him out right, That's what

441
00:41:42.519 --> 00:41:46.519
happened. It was a hit.
The animals themselves are like like Peter,

442
00:41:47.559 --> 00:41:51.280
No, animals, Peter out right
now, I don't give a fuck.

443
00:41:51.800 --> 00:42:00.840
No animals were organizing. So was
Harambe a retribution hit? You know what

444
00:42:00.960 --> 00:42:05.599
sucks about that whole thing? Is
it to set the ball in motion and

445
00:42:05.639 --> 00:42:08.320
everything? Is? What the shit? Ever since? Yeah? Dude,

446
00:42:08.519 --> 00:42:14.840
yeah, chain reaction. We went
tip for tat. They took one of

447
00:42:14.920 --> 00:42:17.400
ours, we took one of theirs. Yeah, it's the Chicago way.

448
00:42:17.880 --> 00:42:22.400
What what sucks too? Is it
like Harambe was? I still to this

449
00:42:22.599 --> 00:42:27.519
day, I think that Harambe wasn't
going to do anything. Oh no,

450
00:42:27.679 --> 00:42:31.239
not at all. I think he
was like he went into mode. You

451
00:42:31.320 --> 00:42:35.480
know, he was like he's like, oh dude, there's a baby.

452
00:42:36.480 --> 00:42:39.079
I'm the biggest here. It's my
job to protect babies. Yeah. I

453
00:42:39.159 --> 00:42:43.199
don't think there was any intent to
hurt. I don't think so. Dude,

454
00:42:43.400 --> 00:42:50.840
that was a bullshit. Yeah,
but like but then again, but

455
00:42:51.079 --> 00:42:57.519
that's always the like how do you
how do you justify that? Like how

456
00:42:57.559 --> 00:43:00.920
do you justify like, Okay,
he has a kid, it's a wild

457
00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:06.079
animal, like you had, like
you do you make that judgment call,

458
00:43:06.199 --> 00:43:12.880
like you know this animal? But
there's always that chance there's something gone wrong,

459
00:43:14.119 --> 00:43:15.519
there is you know, and it
was it was kind of a better

460
00:43:15.559 --> 00:43:19.880
safe than sorry. It's just the
cost was really high. Yeah, like

461
00:43:20.079 --> 00:43:24.400
because like what happened if he was
being too protective because after the child fell,

462
00:43:24.519 --> 00:43:29.639
like it was in like the kid
was crying, so it knew it

463
00:43:29.760 --> 00:43:32.880
showed, it saw the emotion on
the child. So if somebody tried to

464
00:43:32.960 --> 00:43:38.119
come in and get the kid,
he probably would have tacked anybody that would

465
00:43:38.159 --> 00:43:44.599
have came near him, especially trying
to protect whatever, like like a child

466
00:43:44.760 --> 00:43:49.639
like that. So I think a
known presence, one of the zookeepers that's

467
00:43:49.639 --> 00:43:54.480
always around. I think that I
don't think that Harambe would have reacted negatively

468
00:43:54.599 --> 00:43:59.440
to them coming in trying to get
the kid. Yeah, and that's the

469
00:43:59.519 --> 00:44:01.840
known pres and so if somebody random
came in, that's somebody they don't know,

470
00:44:01.920 --> 00:44:05.599
they're not used to seeing. Sure, yeah that makes sense. But

471
00:44:07.199 --> 00:44:09.519
I just feel like this is like
the whole situation. I know this has

472
00:44:09.559 --> 00:44:14.079
been years, but we're going back
forward. But what I said, like

473
00:44:14.199 --> 00:44:20.199
one hundred percent think that it's on
the park, Like why was it able

474
00:44:20.519 --> 00:44:23.760
for a child to get in,
like to be able to fall through anything.

475
00:44:24.400 --> 00:44:30.039
It's that's parenting, man, I
get that too. Like on side,

476
00:44:30.079 --> 00:44:31.519
like on the sidelines. Yeah,
a parents should have saw that,

477
00:44:31.760 --> 00:44:39.400
but you should know that there's safeguards
there for a reason. Why did this

478
00:44:39.559 --> 00:44:45.079
safeguard not protect that child in the
first place. That's why i'd like,

479
00:44:45.280 --> 00:44:52.920
I think that I feel majority of
the fault is the actual zoo itself,

480
00:44:52.519 --> 00:44:59.719
because like you gotta think, like
think like like shit could have like gone

481
00:45:00.199 --> 00:45:04.840
one hundred like like one hundred thousand
percent wrong more wrong than it like did.

482
00:45:04.960 --> 00:45:07.239
But there's it's hard, that's that's
a hard one for me to weigh

483
00:45:07.280 --> 00:45:16.800
in on because I'm a firm believer
that sometimes absolute perfect fucking mess just happens.

484
00:45:16.840 --> 00:45:21.480
At the same time. Yeah,
it's like, is it the zoo's

485
00:45:21.519 --> 00:45:24.719
fault? Is it the parents fault? The kid's fault? Is it Harambe's

486
00:45:24.719 --> 00:45:29.400
fault? Is the person who took
Harambe out? Is it their fault?

487
00:45:30.039 --> 00:45:32.880
It was just a shit storm that
just happened to meet up right there at

488
00:45:32.880 --> 00:45:37.039
the fifth yard line, you know, and I think it sucks. Yeah.

489
00:45:38.519 --> 00:45:45.920
Another thing I was thinking too,
is like this just sets in motion

490
00:45:45.039 --> 00:45:51.199
the whole idea like should we keep
these animals caged up just for our entertainment?

491
00:45:52.400 --> 00:45:57.159
Like if things could like this could
happen, Like now, like I

492
00:45:57.599 --> 00:46:00.119
get it, it's exciting to go
to the zoo to see all the animals

493
00:46:00.199 --> 00:46:06.840
that live on this planet. But
then again, like accidents do happen,

494
00:46:07.400 --> 00:46:13.920
there's a much deeper psychological problem in
that statement though, Yeah, ask yourself,

495
00:46:14.159 --> 00:46:20.719
why do we need such amusement?
Why do you need to step away

496
00:46:20.800 --> 00:46:23.960
from your life for a day to
be amused? Well, not even that

497
00:46:25.079 --> 00:46:30.320
pacified for a little bit. If
if we gotta have if we have to

498
00:46:30.400 --> 00:46:35.360
take while the animals out of their
out of their environments and put them into

499
00:46:35.679 --> 00:46:39.079
artificial environments so we can stand there
and gulf at them, what the fuck

500
00:46:39.239 --> 00:46:45.559
is wrong with our everyday lives that
we gotta step out from it? Why

501
00:46:45.679 --> 00:46:50.639
isn't just walking in the woods good
enough? You know? But I feel

502
00:46:50.679 --> 00:46:52.679
like, yeah, I get where
you're coming from on that. But then

503
00:46:52.760 --> 00:46:59.480
on top of it is just like
we wouldn't okay if they didn't bring gorillas

504
00:46:59.519 --> 00:47:02.079
over here, will never see a
gorilla in our life other than on the

505
00:47:02.199 --> 00:47:08.199
internet. There's no way. So
that's like, yeah, Harambe would be

506
00:47:08.239 --> 00:47:14.920
alive today. That's what I'm saying, is that they're bringing that experience to

507
00:47:15.119 --> 00:47:20.440
you in like because looking at a
picture on the internet or anything like that,

508
00:47:20.960 --> 00:47:27.480
it doesn't like it doesn't I get
it. The experience of actually seeing

509
00:47:27.519 --> 00:47:31.039
it with your own eyes is more
feeling. Ye. So, and I

510
00:47:31.239 --> 00:47:36.840
feel like people cat and we've talked
about this too. It's like it's capital

511
00:47:37.519 --> 00:47:42.039
capitalism. Like they had an idea
like, hey, well, let's bring

512
00:47:42.519 --> 00:47:45.960
the wildlife to you. I'm not
saying there's no positives, right, So

513
00:47:46.199 --> 00:47:52.639
that's how that's how they started.
But a lot of it now is conservation.

514
00:47:52.199 --> 00:47:57.000
A lot of the animals that they're
bringing is to protect the ones,

515
00:47:57.199 --> 00:48:02.119
especially the endangered species. It's if
they're here, poachers can't get to them.

516
00:48:02.840 --> 00:48:07.559
That's the big part of it.
Yeah, I mean, and if

517
00:48:07.639 --> 00:48:13.960
they're here, if you're gonna need
to, you know, spend money to

518
00:48:14.280 --> 00:48:17.760
keep them healthy, feed them,
you know, give them everything they need,

519
00:48:19.280 --> 00:48:22.679
and you know, pay the utilities. You put them on display to

520
00:48:22.719 --> 00:48:25.679
make some money because people may not
ever have a chance to go to Africa

521
00:48:25.840 --> 00:48:31.719
or Asia to see these elephants or
tigers or lions or whatever. So you're

522
00:48:31.960 --> 00:48:37.960
doing a good and you can make
some money off of it. Um.

523
00:48:37.519 --> 00:48:44.280
The ones that aren't necessarily endangered.
UM, I don't know, zoos are

524
00:48:44.320 --> 00:48:47.920
kind of a weird, a weird
topic, but yeah, a lot of

525
00:48:49.000 --> 00:48:52.119
them are there because they're in an
they're an endangered species or close to being

526
00:48:52.199 --> 00:48:58.800
so, so they're at least protecting
some of the some of the remaining populace.

527
00:48:59.519 --> 00:49:04.480
Yeah, like, uh, what
is the what is that where the

528
00:49:04.719 --> 00:49:10.679
conservation like areas like in like Africa
and stuff where I have they have people

529
00:49:10.880 --> 00:49:16.440
like specially Peta and people like the
whole Animal rights groups hate the fact that

530
00:49:16.639 --> 00:49:23.000
game like big game hunters, but
a lot of these conservations actually run those

531
00:49:23.039 --> 00:49:29.920
things. Yes, because they will
They will like find like one like a

532
00:49:30.119 --> 00:49:35.039
rogue animal, like something that's really
aggressive. They attack anybody, They attack

533
00:49:35.119 --> 00:49:39.840
their own kind, and that's who
they actually These people, like these millionaires

534
00:49:39.880 --> 00:49:45.480
will pay money so they can go
out and kill these things, and they

535
00:49:45.559 --> 00:49:51.280
actually use every bit of it.
It's actually feeds other animals. It's not

536
00:49:51.599 --> 00:49:54.280
it's not like poaching where they'll just
cut off like a rhino horn and then

537
00:49:54.360 --> 00:49:59.599
just leave it. Yeah. We
even I've talked about this on the show

538
00:49:59.639 --> 00:50:04.639
before. With the giraffe. There
was a bull giraffe that was he wasn't

539
00:50:04.719 --> 00:50:09.000
capable of reproducing, but he would
fight off all of the younger bulls who

540
00:50:09.079 --> 00:50:15.760
were from the females. So when
they when the big game hunters paid and

541
00:50:15.840 --> 00:50:22.320
went to hunt him, it actually
did good for the species because they took

542
00:50:22.360 --> 00:50:29.239
out this creature that was actually prohibiting
reproduction, you know, so it was

543
00:50:30.360 --> 00:50:35.000
actually good. Yeah, that's why
I like, I feel like, yeah,

544
00:50:35.079 --> 00:50:40.119
it sucks. These are great animals
and stuff like something that we don't

545
00:50:40.239 --> 00:50:45.679
need to kill, but it does
help the longevity of a species, and

546
00:50:45.760 --> 00:50:52.360
the money they spend is going towards
conservation. Yeah that Roosevelt was huge with

547
00:50:52.480 --> 00:50:55.079
this, and I just feel like
people don't read between the lines. They

548
00:50:55.199 --> 00:51:00.639
just see the killing part, and
I understand that. Yeah, it's shitty,

549
00:51:01.440 --> 00:51:07.360
but it does a lot more good
than evil. Yeah yeah, I

550
00:51:07.440 --> 00:51:12.039
mean it's just like the hunters in
America, if we didn't hunt deer,

551
00:51:12.639 --> 00:51:15.400
we don't have enough predatory animals like
in our area to take out the deer

552
00:51:15.480 --> 00:51:19.960
population. And yeah, don't like, once they get so big, don't

553
00:51:19.960 --> 00:51:23.800
they have this that disease, wasting
disease that will start happening on them and

554
00:51:24.079 --> 00:51:29.519
that I don't know, does that
actually would that affect us? It's weird

555
00:51:29.639 --> 00:51:36.639
how creatures that start getting crazy over
populated, just start getting diseases and weird

556
00:51:37.000 --> 00:51:42.159
situations that start to limit their own
population. Odd. You know, it's

557
00:51:42.159 --> 00:51:46.159
almost as if it was supposed to
happen carefully. Oh yeah, yeah,

558
00:51:49.639 --> 00:51:54.920
I won't say anything that'll get us
demotized again again. Yeah, I was

559
00:51:54.960 --> 00:52:00.519
gonna say before is uh, I
understand that, like the benefits of the

560
00:52:00.639 --> 00:52:02.559
zoo, like, I get that, you know, I wasn't. I

561
00:52:02.639 --> 00:52:06.679
wasn't shitting on that, like we
we. My mother in law is.

562
00:52:06.840 --> 00:52:09.480
She's going to cancer treatments right,
she's fighting. She's doing good, she's

563
00:52:09.559 --> 00:52:15.599
kicking ass. All she wanted was
to go and see the hippos and it

564
00:52:15.760 --> 00:52:20.280
was it was awesome, you know, getting right up close to them,

565
00:52:20.360 --> 00:52:22.920
you know, and seeing them and
you know, seeing how happy it made

566
00:52:22.960 --> 00:52:25.440
her, you know what I mean. And she got her you know,

567
00:52:25.599 --> 00:52:29.840
you know Fiona right, you know, the hippos, and she got she

568
00:52:29.920 --> 00:52:34.679
got the shirt that says fight like
Fiona nice. You know, it was

569
00:52:34.719 --> 00:52:37.639
awesome, you know, it was
so cool, it was it was worth

570
00:52:37.760 --> 00:52:39.760
it, you know, I get
that. I'm just saying that our everyday

571
00:52:39.840 --> 00:52:45.679
lives, you know, the stuff
we we do every day isn't enough for

572
00:52:45.880 --> 00:52:49.599
us. You know, it's we
have to have something, we have to

573
00:52:49.639 --> 00:52:52.719
have a break from from our routines, you know, and the zoo happens

574
00:52:52.760 --> 00:52:55.039
to be one of them. You
know. It's like amusement parks. I

575
00:52:55.119 --> 00:52:58.880
went to one of them fucking escape
rooms one time. You guys ever done

576
00:52:58.920 --> 00:53:01.840
that? We that one just around
the corner from us, and we haven't

577
00:53:01.880 --> 00:53:05.840
done it yet. I built one. Yeah, I haven't done it,

578
00:53:06.000 --> 00:53:10.079
but yeah, dude, you know
what, Um, I'm okay, I'm

579
00:53:10.119 --> 00:53:15.320
all almost say, is this okay? I don't like, I'm no slouch,

580
00:53:15.599 --> 00:53:17.880
you know, Like I feel like
I like, I like to think

581
00:53:17.960 --> 00:53:22.280
that I'm I have a good attention
to detail and I like figuring shit out.

582
00:53:22.159 --> 00:53:28.920
I felt fucking dumb. I felt
fucking dumb in an escape room.

583
00:53:29.760 --> 00:53:34.519
And I think it's because you have
a time limit. The stress. You're

584
00:53:34.559 --> 00:53:37.199
like, you got this much time
and it's just going down to zero and

585
00:53:37.280 --> 00:53:39.199
you're just like, oh my god, damn it, you know, like

586
00:53:39.760 --> 00:53:43.360
what is this thing? What is
that? You know? And it was

587
00:53:43.400 --> 00:53:45.719
a lot of fun, but it
was a good distraction for a day,

588
00:53:45.800 --> 00:53:51.800
you know what I mean. So
since you built one, Gibbs, do

589
00:53:51.880 --> 00:53:54.159
you have like the inside scoop,
like, you know, walk right through

590
00:53:54.199 --> 00:53:58.639
that thing, all right? Was
it just purely cosmetic and they added all

591
00:53:58.760 --> 00:54:00.760
the drinks. I remember this,
I remember what you said you had to

592
00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:07.920
do. So we built the structure, and we built all of the locations

593
00:54:08.159 --> 00:54:13.800
for the game features, and we
did some of the faux finishing to make

594
00:54:13.880 --> 00:54:20.719
it look like it's supposed to look
um, but there was the actual company

595
00:54:21.039 --> 00:54:28.400
comes in with the props and the
game parts. So like, if if

596
00:54:28.519 --> 00:54:31.039
I was to go do one,
I probably wouldn't know all of the ins

597
00:54:31.039 --> 00:54:36.320
and outs. And it's been years, but I know where all of the

598
00:54:36.440 --> 00:54:39.719
trapdoors are. I know what faux
finishes, you know, like I know

599
00:54:39.960 --> 00:54:45.559
what what bookcases or doors. I
know what brick walls or doors. I

600
00:54:45.679 --> 00:54:50.480
know. You know you have to
sign something though saying you weren't gonna tell

601
00:54:50.559 --> 00:54:58.199
people about it. Yeah, yeah, so we were. I was extremely

602
00:54:58.320 --> 00:55:01.880
limited on pictures. M I did
take a lot of pictures because I was

603
00:55:02.000 --> 00:55:09.719
documenting. Yeah I have to document
you know, I sent you Yeah.

604
00:55:09.840 --> 00:55:13.920
Yeah, So I need to actually
need to dig back through our chat because

605
00:55:13.960 --> 00:55:16.320
I have some good ones in there. And some of it was a pride

606
00:55:16.360 --> 00:55:21.000
thing, you know, like we
did some fantastic faux finish work. Although

607
00:55:21.159 --> 00:55:23.639
the work was incredible, look quality
is great. We did the one was

608
00:55:23.800 --> 00:55:29.440
a prison that I'm so proud of
that we made fake concrete block walls that

609
00:55:29.559 --> 00:55:32.800
looked like they were from the twenties
and that's awesome. I built a fake

610
00:55:32.880 --> 00:55:37.480
cabin in the woods. And Yeah, there's a lot of really cool things

611
00:55:37.559 --> 00:55:45.320
in this particular escape game. But
I like, I know the tricks to

612
00:55:45.519 --> 00:55:49.639
a degree. I still think that
we may have an advantage if we were

613
00:55:49.679 --> 00:55:52.559
to all do it together, but
we're not going to set any records.

614
00:55:52.119 --> 00:55:58.039
Yeah, I actually have thought about
this for a while. I actually think

615
00:55:58.159 --> 00:56:05.880
that we should take our go pros
and we should go do one like here's

616
00:56:06.000 --> 00:56:09.400
here's the Kentucky X files and an
escape room. That would be awesome.

617
00:56:10.280 --> 00:56:15.000
I want to watch how fucking stupid
we are here. That would be a

618
00:56:15.079 --> 00:56:19.079
lot of fun. It gives.
So, since you have like the inside

619
00:56:19.119 --> 00:56:27.000
scoop, are you gonna post all
your stuff on Discord just you know,

620
00:56:27.159 --> 00:56:29.400
let it all out there, like
this is where the story, Yeah,

621
00:56:29.679 --> 00:56:31.719
I mean that's where you go to
do such things, right, Yeah,

622
00:56:31.800 --> 00:56:37.000
I can't help. But wonder is
there a person out there that's so passionate

623
00:56:37.079 --> 00:56:40.719
about solving escape rooms that he's out
there looking for those pictures. You know.

624
00:56:42.760 --> 00:56:45.199
Oh, I'm just like he finds
the file, Like, yes,

625
00:56:45.039 --> 00:56:50.280
I don't know that somebody that's passionate
about it would want that, because yeah,

626
00:56:50.440 --> 00:56:52.079
it would ruin the fun. Now, there might be somebody that's like,

627
00:56:52.239 --> 00:56:57.320
hey, we're at a company adding
and I want to win, ye

628
00:56:57.719 --> 00:57:00.679
Like yeah, emails to the show
like, hey man, did you build

629
00:57:00.719 --> 00:57:06.119
this one? Because I want to
win, you know, on me off

630
00:57:06.199 --> 00:57:10.199
chance. You know. Listen,
guys out there, we well not accept

631
00:57:10.360 --> 00:57:15.360
bribery for the inside scoop. Okay, However, donations speak for yourself.

632
00:57:19.440 --> 00:57:27.280
Donations are a different thing, you
know. H Yeah, he's got the

633
00:57:27.400 --> 00:57:32.960
info, he's got the scoop.
Yeah, I think it'd be fun,

634
00:57:34.000 --> 00:57:37.280
though. We should we should do
that. We should do one that's like

635
00:57:37.440 --> 00:57:40.440
seasonal. That way, there's no
chance of us ruining the fun, you

636
00:57:40.519 --> 00:57:43.840
know what I mean. Well,
okay, so we can't do the ones

637
00:57:43.880 --> 00:57:47.239
that I built, then, so
they're all all the time the ones I

638
00:57:47.400 --> 00:57:52.440
built. Okay, let me put
it to you this way. If anybody

639
00:57:52.599 --> 00:57:55.480
wants to go to one that's fucking
fantastic, they should go to the one

640
00:57:55.519 --> 00:58:00.079
I built, because not only did
we put an immensum effort end up making

641
00:58:00.159 --> 00:58:06.000
things look realistic, but the people
that were actually like the set designers that

642
00:58:06.119 --> 00:58:10.000
came in with us were like Broadway
set designers. They had left Broadway to

643
00:58:10.039 --> 00:58:15.519
build games. So it's incredibly immersive, like you actually believe you're there.

644
00:58:15.800 --> 00:58:20.280
It doesn't feel like one of those
chinzi you know what I mean, Like

645
00:58:20.599 --> 00:58:25.880
yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
it feels real. That's pretty awesome.

646
00:58:27.119 --> 00:58:30.000
Yeah, yeah, I definitely that'd
be fun. I just think it'd be

647
00:58:30.039 --> 00:58:34.920
fun to do one with you guys. Just I really like our chance of

648
00:58:35.000 --> 00:58:39.519
success is probably yeah, but dude, the fun that would be that would

649
00:58:39.559 --> 00:58:43.199
happen like during is why I'd want
to go. You know what I mean.

650
00:58:43.440 --> 00:58:45.079
We'd had to get like lapel cameras
or something because I'm sure they're not

651
00:58:45.079 --> 00:58:49.679
going to let us video inside.
Yeah, because then to be given the

652
00:58:49.719 --> 00:58:52.559
game away, oh crab, we
would be like freaking Logan Paul and that,

653
00:58:53.320 --> 00:58:59.679
like that UFO video that he uh
said that he stole. Yeah,

654
00:59:00.039 --> 00:59:06.159
as a human turd, Yeah,
shooting about your turd pedo. Yeah yeah,

655
00:59:07.679 --> 00:59:12.039
your oxygen levels it's good, it's
good technically, I mean, if

656
00:59:12.079 --> 00:59:15.840
you think about it, like the
hardest escape room was like just like a

657
00:59:15.920 --> 00:59:23.559
couple of weeks ago, and they
failed. I don't think they got out.

658
00:59:25.719 --> 00:59:31.280
You guys are talking about the whole
I used to watch this sorry,

659
00:59:32.239 --> 00:59:37.480
this guy on YouTube. He uh
he's a like kind of like a magician

660
00:59:37.679 --> 00:59:40.480
or something like he does a lot
of card tricks. Yea, but he

661
00:59:40.679 --> 00:59:46.519
loves puzzle boxes and he buys puzzle
boxes like dude. He I think the

662
00:59:47.079 --> 00:59:52.000
like most expensive one he got was
like over one hundred grand that he bought.

663
00:59:53.199 --> 00:59:59.079
Like, dude, like these are
severely like so fucking like intricate,

664
00:59:59.719 --> 01:00:04.079
Like the people that designed the ship
was like they are on top of their

665
01:00:04.159 --> 01:00:08.599
fucking game and they fuck with your
mind. Yeah, Like I watching him

666
01:00:08.679 --> 01:00:12.400
try to get through this. He
even times himself. He has a little

667
01:00:13.119 --> 01:00:17.239
actual personal like stop watch that he
sits in front of him. Dude,

668
01:00:17.559 --> 01:00:22.320
A way I couldn't. I couldn't
do it, Like I'd be sitting there,

669
01:00:22.000 --> 01:00:24.599
I'd be obsessed with the fucking thing. Dude, I wouldn't be able

670
01:00:24.599 --> 01:00:30.280
to stop. Yeah, yeah,
I can't stand It's like you know Crossbord

671
01:00:30.320 --> 01:00:34.440
puzzles, Like I can't even look
at him Dude, I can't stand it

672
01:00:35.079 --> 01:00:37.159
because if I'm like at the grocery
store and there's one sitting there, dude,

673
01:00:38.280 --> 01:00:43.360
like, I have to fucking walk
away because I will be standing there

674
01:00:43.639 --> 01:00:47.199
until I find everything. I'm kind
of like that with sudoku. I love

675
01:00:47.280 --> 01:00:53.079
sudoku. Yeah, I'll do that
until the cows come home. That way

676
01:00:53.159 --> 01:00:58.159
with the search for it puzzles search
words too, not search words, the

677
01:00:58.239 --> 01:01:02.400
search for it puzzles like where is
Waldo? Kind of like a Where's Waldo?

678
01:01:02.480 --> 01:01:06.400
Style? Yeah, if it's uh, if it's like the huge graph

679
01:01:06.480 --> 01:01:09.320
and it's find the one odd number, I'm good at those, or like

680
01:01:09.880 --> 01:01:15.119
find the yellow car and everything's yellow, or the ones like find the difference

681
01:01:15.360 --> 01:01:21.719
in the pictures, those like find
the missing submarine. That's a really good

682
01:01:21.760 --> 01:01:30.639
one. Sorry, it's been like
two minutes. I tried. Well.

683
01:01:30.719 --> 01:01:36.559
I feel like I also need to
uh make an apology because I didn't intend

684
01:01:36.599 --> 01:01:42.280
the harambe bit to turn into something
serious. Um, all I really wanted

685
01:01:42.320 --> 01:01:45.760
to know was if the shooter left
a crocodile tooth when he was done calling

686
01:01:45.840 --> 01:01:53.159
card right, That's all I really
wanted to know. Steve says, high,

687
01:01:53.840 --> 01:02:01.960
right, that's amazing, turned into
ten minutes on the ethics of zoos

688
01:02:02.719 --> 01:02:06.079
game For a minute, fellows,
I got a I got a dog emergency,

689
01:02:06.199 --> 01:02:10.199
So carry on. I'll be back. M h oh poop. I

690
01:02:10.320 --> 01:02:15.840
wanted yes, yeah, yeah,
no, that's not that's not Brad Pitt,

691
01:02:15.880 --> 01:02:20.920
that's did any Yeah. Oh yeah. So hard to tell the part.

692
01:02:21.280 --> 01:02:23.760
It's so hard, so hard.
It's well because he has got shorten

693
01:02:23.840 --> 01:02:28.920
this picture. Yeah, I have
an older picture. Yeah, there's one.

694
01:02:29.039 --> 01:02:31.719
There was a thing that I wanted
to throw up, throw up here.

695
01:02:31.800 --> 01:02:36.320
I wanted to ask you guys,
don't know if it's true. I

696
01:02:36.440 --> 01:02:42.559
saw it on like a TikTok real
thing. Okay some uh, I've looked

697
01:02:42.599 --> 01:02:45.800
it up before. But okay,
have you do you know where the rule

698
01:02:45.039 --> 01:02:50.840
of thumb means like saying came from? Yeah, I heard us an old

699
01:02:50.840 --> 01:02:54.760
Irish thing, right, it's just
like a certain measurement thing. But there

700
01:02:54.880 --> 01:03:01.000
was another one that I thought was
pretty weird. I want to know if

701
01:03:01.079 --> 01:03:05.360
you know it, Jake, Like, is this gonna get us shut down?

702
01:03:07.440 --> 01:03:13.559
If this is what I feel like, this might be the one if

703
01:03:13.599 --> 01:03:16.280
you're talking about what I think you're
talking about. It has it has to

704
01:03:16.360 --> 01:03:22.880
do with explosions. Okay, it
is not continue Okay, I'm intrigued.

705
01:03:22.960 --> 01:03:29.400
Well, apparently you're supposed to put
your thumb out kind of one eye it

706
01:03:30.199 --> 01:03:35.320
if you see a nuclear explosion the
mushroom cloud. If it covers the whole

707
01:03:35.400 --> 01:03:39.800
thing, you're good. If it
doesn't, you're screwed. Okay, Yeah,

708
01:03:39.840 --> 01:03:45.440
it's like a horizon thing. Yeah, so that Like so I'm just

709
01:03:45.639 --> 01:03:52.920
saying, what fucking asshole is literally
going to stop? Like, okay,

710
01:03:52.920 --> 01:03:57.360
I'm good. There's just like a
cooked corpse like this, Like that one

711
01:03:57.400 --> 01:04:00.880
didn't work. Yeah, that that
didn't work. I just want to do

712
01:04:00.119 --> 01:04:04.840
Like so he's gonna just stand there. It just gets I know that there's

713
01:04:04.880 --> 01:04:10.800
a trick with like felling trees that
involves your your thumb and your first finger

714
01:04:11.320 --> 01:04:14.039
or something like that where you can, like if you put the base of

715
01:04:14.079 --> 01:04:15.559
your thumb at the base of the
tree and then you'll line it up to

716
01:04:15.599 --> 01:04:20.679
the tip, you can almost predict
exactly where something's gonna fall. But this

717
01:04:20.880 --> 01:04:23.920
is a new one. The mushroom
cloud one is a good one. I

718
01:04:24.039 --> 01:04:26.280
like this. That is a new
one. I would love to know how

719
01:04:26.320 --> 01:04:29.280
they tested. That was just a
bunch of prisoners that they lined up at

720
01:04:29.559 --> 01:04:35.440
fright distances, and there whichever one
was alive at the end of the taste

721
01:04:35.519 --> 01:04:48.679
that work. Yeah, do that
like I can't. I don't want to

722
01:04:48.719 --> 01:04:50.239
be mormid. I don't want to
stand that