S344 - Apologizing for our sins

0:00 You are listening to The Kentucky X Files Season three with your hosts Dennis Mays, Tyler Stewarts, and Josh Gibbs. Don't forget to subscribe to us on your YouTube, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also visit us at www dot k y x files dot com. Oh my god, hey, quit laughing so much. You've only got so much oxygen in there. Yeah, you got wildfars. Every single one of us spoked the fucking pack and a half at least. Yeah, of Canadian fucking wildfires for flavors. Yeah, filter list, Yeah, dude. I made the joke the other day when I was I don't know what day it was due, but there was one day where it was fucking terrible and I came back into the warehouse. I was like, fuck, I should have just bought fucking cigarettes. At least they would have been filtered. Maestro intest, Welcome back outs to your Kentucky x Files. Are you reporting from ty I'm reporting from

1:37 Brochian Gate. This is my uh. I just started a company, ties on location. Yep, that's ah. I'm having a weird day. Ja vu here. That's a awful similar to to the uh this you know, the subway, you know from I don't know if we should even talk should we be talk about that? I mean, I'm just saying mine has a coffee maker. It's pretty nice about that. UM. I think an apology is an apology of sorts is probably in order here. So it's gonna be sincere. I need to mute myself up, ladies and gentlemen. Last week on the actually yeah, last week, the Monday and Thursday episode, we said some things and we did some things that we may or may not be proud of. And sorry, I'm having trouble just looking you in the eye right now because I'm very ashamed. UM. I'd like to give an apology of sorts, an explanation maybe. UM. I think what happened is I think we dove too far and that the pressure got to us. You know

3:10 sometimes when you know, when you cut corners and you know and you're just like you're not playing it safe, you know, sometimes you make you make titanic mistakes, you know, and we are crushed by the reaction of the fans, uh for for the things that you know that we said. UM. I hope that this apology isn't some par you know, I hope it's. I hope it's hope it's enough. You know, we're gonna continue on from here. We're gonna keep going, you know, no matter how deep it is, We're just gonna keep going, you know, but we're gonna We're gonna do better. We're gonna do better. Oh on, behalf of myself and the fellas here. You know, we apologized and all I mean, all we can do is we we just uh, we just gotta stand by the ocean Gate community here. You know. It's all we can do, and we we just gotta build better or do better podcast. So we're really sorry and sorry about that, guys. I just felt like we needed to get that off our you know, off our chest. There. I feel weight lifted. I feel like it's like like six thousand PSI lifted off

4:43 my shoulders. It's a little easier to breathe now, Yeah, it is. It's like it's like the option. It's just there again. You know. Brought a tear to my eye. Hey, you know, it's just you know, dude, I fucking cracked up over that ship. Though somebody said, uh, you guys are awful for making a submarine or implosion pod. She's not wrong. No, I'm not wrong. I don't I don't have a rebuttal You're you're absolutely right, you know it was What did you expect us to do? Though? Yeah? I mean tell you, I mean, are you okay to vape in the submarine? Is that? Is that? Okay? Like it seems kind of I don't care about regulations.

5:30 Do what I want. I mean, it seems to work so far with submarines. IM just saying, like I said, got a coffee maker and I got a PlayStation for dual shot controller step up? All right, okay, okay, So you're you're you're kind of seeing what what mistakes were made, and you're you're going in building on that. I don't know what you're talking about already implementing new safety measures. Yeah, yeah, what's the verticals? Like what Osha approved? I mean what never heard of her? All right? All right, I mean, fair, fair, fair play.

6:17 I hope your trip. Where are you Where are you going? What are you going to look at the city of the sunken city of Roulaia? Okay? Well, that's uh, you know, I mean, that's that's got a bad track record. I wouldn't go wake up the residence. M hmm. Like I said, I don't give a shit, just kind of just kind of doing it. I'm just gangstering this stuff. Drop the controller. We'll just keep We'll just have to keep checking in with you and see how your trips going, you know, and see, uh if you may it to relay or not. That's probably not a place I would go to at all. I would I would steer very clear that one. Yeah, what a week I was. I got a clip here I'll show you guys, m of Tyler dying because I said to the I was like, we just played some music last night, my voke. My voice is very rough today, and I was like, between smoking a pack and a half of Canadian wildfires and that last night, my throat's fucking just destroyed, you know.

7:33 So I made I made the joke a while ago. If like, did Candida decide that we're a giant fucking bee hive and they're trying to like calm us down because it's not working, and I'm getting a little pissed, like what the fuck? Have you guys seen the videos of the controlled burns? No, I haven't very fucking like flying on and dumping fuel on the wildfire to like burn more areas. And I'm sitting there like, thank you, I can't wait to breathe. That in at work this week and it was fucking bad down by you, Josh. The wildfires are still messing you guys up there. Fuck yeah yeah, Um, I've heard some pictures in the was it the band chat or the podcast chat? I didn't see him so well. It could be the original podcast chat too, Um snagger a couple of os up. We'll show them all right, Let's see if I can grab them. Yeah, I'm not sure which one I sent it to now, I think it's in the band chat. There's there's a lot of a lot of terrible memes I'm getting through. I'm saving that one. That one's getting that one's going on the show. This might actually helped Tyler out when

9:05 he was building his Brochian Gate sub. I can find it here. Let's let's add this guy here, Hey Tye, Um, when you're working on your your brochian Gate sub. Here, Josh found a cupon or Harper Freight. It looks like which I mean, if your sub breaks, you should be able to just go right back and get a new one, like indefinitely. That's that's weird. I didn't use like something like that. I just used a used I bought a used porta potty and I converted it. Oh yeah, well you know they hold heating good. Yeah, and he has a sitter here. I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna send the pictures, Oh Cincinnati in my backyard back into Yeah. Well it's going to Brochian Gate Central here. Okay, that's brosian Gate, Inc. I'm incorporated, now, are you. Yeah? I just got incorporated. This whole time that you guys been like doing your little fucking what is it your pitdcast or whatever I've been I've been making I'm making killion dollar deals every here. Fuckers, don't I thought you were LLC at best. I didn't know you. You know, I will say, ever since you became CEO of this, this

10:37 genius brochian Gate project, I uh, you've changed the money. I think the money has affected you. I'm gonna sign you up to box h Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg. I actually I think Tyler could probably take them both at the same time. Probably, Yeah, I feel like he could. All Right, here's some some picks you want to you want to take us through him? Josh And yeah, that's fine, that's all right. Let's see y'all. Okay, So this was what was a Thursday, I think. So this is uh, coming downtown Cincinnati, headed towards Cincinnati. Oh yeah, that's crazy, man, Yeah, you just yeah, I mean it reminds me of like eighties and nineties movies of Los Angeles. Yeah, that's exactly what that looks like. Yeah, it's it's bad, it's bad.

11:39 I'm loving the guys peeking around to look at the pictures. Tyler. There is there enough room in the sub for you to lean over. All right, So this one here is getting ready to get on two four seventy one in downtown, but it is much further south down where I live. Well, that was right by the casino. Yes, yeah, this is down in the holler. This is down in the hollers. The trees in your face. It was a spider web in that tree. Well you can you can see that. It's like, it's hard to do this backwards.

12:20 Yeah, I'm just saying this. Fucking cows out back there are coughing like a grandmother that's been smoking. You're not gonna eat, not gonna eat any beef. Actually, you just won't have to smoke it on a smoker. Yeah, I'm gonna say it's already smoke. It's already smoke. Yeah. Yeah, those aren't cows, that's just walking brisket. Yeah, delicious. There's another business venture right already smoked cattle. They're terrible, so terrible, the ones down here, the ones in Canada probably look like the ones from Mars Attacks. I didn't realize it was that bad in Cincinnati. Still, Oh, it's yeah, it's nasty. Um, it's clear enough. Like I saw blue Sky Friday. I don't know why I'm looking good to me, but it was. Oh, I'm looking for the Mars Attacks cows right now, going out and just tossing fucking handfuls of cigarettes into your They don't get Hey, they get tobacco. Thanks Canada, fucking Canada. What do we ever do to them? You know, it's weird? Is is for all the bullshit stereotypes? I haven't heard one story. Yeah, no kidding,

13:50 where's our stories? I heard it from Dave. That was it. We'll probably wait till after it's over. Yeah, Hey, story about that that smoke there, buds. They don't want to continually apologize. I wonder how it's affecting all the Canadian Bigfoot guys. I mean, as do you think Bigfoot's deal out there hacking hiss fucking guts out? It should make you easier to fucking find no shit. You're sitting there with your fucking cameras and shit, and you just hear. I am severely disappointed with the Internet right now. Yeah, I continny either. You guys are familiar with the movie Mars Attacks, right, yeah, the scene where the cows are running and their own fire. I can't find it. There's no gift of it.

14:46 There's nothing. Let's um do better, Internet. Maybe they maybe they fucking preempted this. Maybe they knew we'd you know what I mean, maybe they knew what we were up to. That is so weird. Yeah, I don't know. I keep having the same, the same news article popping up over and over again about China possibly picking up an alien signal or some shit. You guys hear about that one? No, yeah, apparently they have this big gass like you know, telescope set up on a mountain or something, and just keep getting these like really really weird signals that are like like crazy unique, you know what I mean. Obviously they're you know, the every explanation under the sun, you know, to try to explain it away.

15:43 But then somebody comes along and goes, now it's not that, because that would do this, you know, So they're like running out of reasonable explanations. Now they're like, okay, well it's not any of this shit. Nobody wants to say the A word like alien. Maybe, I don't know, extraterrestrial. I mean, if you were an alien visitor coming to this planet, who would you want to go talk to? Obviously not Canada. Now you can't fucking breathe air you get there, you just step out of your ship and start hacking your guts out, Like where would you want to go? You know, right, Like would you come here to America?

16:34 I don't know. I don't know if I would. If I was an alien, I think I might pass this one over. Yeah, yeah, good chance. I can't, honestly, like at all think of where I would go, Like but Amsterdam or something like, go somewhere where everybody's all mellowed out. Yeah, I mean they're over there, you know, chiefing it up. Like pretty bad. So okay, Colorado or Switzerland, Switzerland, there you go. Yeah, neutrality and chocolate, dude. Yeah, that's a that's a win win watches and knives. Yeah, what if they have good beer. I bet they have good beer. I bet they got great beer. They probably have great beer. Far too close to Germany to have bad beer. Yeah, their ship, Yeah, I don't know.

17:25 Yeah. I mean that's one image, Josh from ours attacks. You got an image? I found one. The screen is trying to present. Somebody needs to allow it. Oh oh yeah, okay, that is accurate. That's exactly what I was trying to say. That that's Canadian beef. That's what it looks like right now. That's what it looks like right now. Yeah, there their first attempt at pre smoking beef. I've got a I've got a weird news story, are you guy? This is kind of a reverse segueing back to when you were talking about big foot hacking in the woods. All right, so the title of this news story is no for service. Oh shit, ty Tyler, come in. Um guys, I wonder if his controller went dead. I mean he did throw it on the ground, Yeah he did. He did shit. I mean it is a placetasing controller. They're pretty tough. Yeah, I mean they're built for like sixteen year old kids throwing them around, right, I mean I think I heard that somewhere the controller is is the sub I don't know, I don't know. Oh man, how how well he's been descending for thirty five minutes?

18:55 So yeah? Ouch, I mean that's that's moving. That's cooking. Because what it only takes what two and a half hours to get to get what twelve thousand feet or yeah? Yeah, close close enough. I guess it must have gone deep enough for there to be an issue. It takes two hours and twenty nine minutes in the last sixty seconds you get down. Really, this is uh, you know, I'm starting to think that my apology isn't gonna isn't gonna have the weight that that I thought. Yeah, I should have waited un till the end of this episode. Yeah, I feel like my my apology, my submarine apology. I feel like it like it started here and it got to about here and that's when it fell apart.

19:51 Yeah yeah, yeah. It was like it was so close, not not quite there. You know. It's weird. So do we need to alert the Coastguard that they've got to do it all over again. I honestly feel like the Coastguard probably has never even heard of Brochian Gate, you know what I mean, Because I mean, I mean it's Tyler. So he probably just literally just pushed. He probably just pushed the Port of John right off of the back of a boat. Yeah, he's probably he's probably in the Ohio River too. Yeah, we don't even have no I'll come up with an extra arm or something if they find him. Yeah, that's probably right underneath the dock. Oh yeah, he probably never even sank that far.

20:41 It probably imploded way before it ever got that far down. Yeah. Yeah. Or one of those giant catfish at him. Yeah, one of the giant catfish that are big as a big as a Volkswagen bug. Yeah, that every single damn in America has. I wonder if all those welders, you know, the welder that goes down and comes back up and he's like, I'm never going down there again, you know that guy. I wonder if all those welders know each other, like they get get in like little groups and they talk about it like, yeah, man, do you think they're that organized? The shit, I saw man, I mean, and they're like, it's okay, man, we saw it too. It was as big as a Volkswagen. It was probably in the OIO. Yeah, it probably was a fucking Volkswagen. That's a fair assessment. It was probably the one that drove across when it was froze over. Yeah that everybody's uncle did. Yeah, no, shit, So yeah, I guess I don't know. I guess we lost Tyler. I don't know who you're you're saying something about big Foot. I mean, obviously there's nothing we can do.

21:56 There's nothing we can do to help Tyler, so we might as well might as well just move right along. Yeah, very very sad talking about big Foot. It's been fun um Yeah, but you know, yeah, he went out doing what he wanted to do. I guess hed a passion for this project, like ever since this morning. Yeah, so that's true. I mean, fuck it, Okay, here here we go, I mean, gotta do this again? Shit? Uh? Where which one was it? Was? It? This one? What can we say about Tyler that has been said? Super passionate about submarines. Let's way too happy.

22:56 The music is way too happy. We got to change that Okay, I thought, everybody out there, what's this one? It sounds like I'm about to write an R and B song about him. I think he would have liked this one. Yeah, let's just go with so Yeah, Tyler, Uh, he's super passionate about submarines. Uh, sub sandwiches. He loves sub sandwiches. Um. He was, I mean, honestly, just it all around, this great guy. He would give you the shirt off of it back, but then he would you know, he would stand there naked with you after after he did that. Um, yeah, he'd make it really awkward. He'd give it me. It would be awkward, attle awkward.

23:53 Yeah. Um, you know, most people didn't know he was. He would dancer really very very graceful, Um, like a Fallerini. Yeah. Yeah, he was called the Swan. Yeah, people called him. He actually wears ballerinas shoes at vand practice because yeah, it's discipline, you known, discipline, you know. Um, he brought it. He first brought up the submarine stuff to us, uh right around well, it was about forty minutes ago. And uh, I didn't I didn't know. I didn't know what to expect with it, you know, I didn't I didn't know that he was. He was really you know, guys, I got nothing else, Like I'm just making it up now, I don't, I don't have I mean, nope, Tyler, Oh well, now I gotta change. Oh my god, oh, oh my god. Sorry. In the morning process, the the shitter overflowed and it started like to creep by my coffee maker. I think it was a bad choice to put the coffee maker by the shitter. Okay, I gotta I gotta a tech question here.

25:15 Um, yeah, where does the shit go? Like? I mean, if you have to use the bathroom, you're in a sub It's not like you can just like open a door and you know, kick it out, Denny. I could sit here and tell you all the math, but it would just take too long, so like, let's just say it much. I could just be okay, yeah, Like there's a lot of quantum physics in this whole like situation. So what kind of sum are you driving around? I just did a whole fucking like what do you call it? An ole bit for you? Just now. I was I thought we lost you for good. I mean, didn't you patent the turd pedo tube so you can actually fire the turds out. This is this is great, Hey, just unsuspecting fish and octopie. Look what the fuck was that? How's it moving too fast? Oh? Man? I had a little trouble.

26:26 Are you waving? Are you waving the floor on your submarine around? We've lost we've lost sound with Tyler and its sub I was just moving stuff around my bed. I was, uh, it's the bottom of your submarine carpeted? Because I could have swore it looked like you were flipping it like a rug. Yeah, luxuries, man, shag carpet. It's no, he's the only one in there. Now, What's what's going on in them screens back there? What do you it looks like what solitaire? Playing solitaire?

27:10 I guess mine sweeper? Like like I said, there's like there's a lot of things going on, and I like it's hard to explain. So you're not gonna So I'm not gonna. Yeah, I don't have to answer to anybody. He's the CEO of Barachia Gate. I predict a long, uh a long career of ocean exploration in your future. Yeah, that's what you won't be alive for a lot of it. But sorry, Bill Gates is calling me hold on, jeez, wow, yeah, Bill, We're yeah, we're like whatever thing like they want to dude. He is like like he really let the ship go to his head like quick. A bunch of just a bunch of fuckheads. I don't know. I believe people believe the screen in the back isn't laid horizontal with like eight lines of coke on it right now? I know, Yeah, yeah, it looks looks like right there, we'll get lunch. Is that what he swept under the rug?

28:22 Oh, I wouldn't make any lunch plans. Tie, You're probably not gonna make it back from that trip, that's for damn sure. Yeah. So guys, uh, we are definitely definitely going to hell for the seventh long before this for the submarine jokes like it's it's bad. It's almost as if the last episode like sprung a leak and just spilled over into this one, like a catastrophic failure of you know what I mean, that's all I got, I got nothing album, Sorry, I got you said something about you, you hit a weird news story or whatever, and then yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I do. It is also, please, it's so fucking hard to follow this ship though Jesus Christ. So in the news today, well two days ago. Um, the headline reads, no Forest Service did not issue a big foot warning to Arizona campers. It's a fact that the cover up. Now. Yeah, so the claim is that the US Forest Service posted a big foot warning at an Arizona campsite. All right, this is actually kind of comical. Um, the warning read bigfoot warning Attention

29:57 campers, due to the increased in the current river. The big foots are coming down from the high country to feed on the fish and vegetation at the river's edge. Makes sense, Yeah, it would if the current river was in Arizona. Yeah about this, don't bring back into this. The current river is in fact in California, not Arizona. So the Forest Service is uh is putting out a redaction of a sign that they didn't put up. I'm shocked. I'm beyond shocked right now. Are you telling me that a big foot story isn't panning out right? Yeah? Have you guys noticed that the like big footers have kind of like just they've dropped us like we were made of plutonium. Yeah, like they're like, no, no, don't go near them. Fuckers. What'd you do that made you radioactive. I think we asked for, like, you know, mind blowing proof, like give me some shit that I cannot sit here and go that's fake. Give me something, give me something like fucking amazing. You know the dog Man guys. Don't get me started on them either, because them guys like they bowed out a while back. Yeah, I struggled with those. Honestly, it's rough. I have. I have, literally I have one potential dog

31:32 Man story that I lend credence to And I can't believe I'm saying this, but and the only reason is is because I know the dude and he's not the kind of guy that makes up shit. He saw something fucked up pretty close to where I live. Haven't heard anything else about it. I've I've literally asked around multiple people in this area and down in that area where I'm talking about, and nobody has. Nobody has come back with anything. Nobody's seen anything. So I don't know. I don't know what he saw, but it was fucking fucking it was enough to like freak him the funk out. Put it that way. Yeah, Okay, well something not necessarily dog Man maybe yeah, could have been in kangaroo a dingo. Yeah, I don't know. Hold on what a kangaroo in America plies? Yeah, I know, it's crazy. My Uh, I'm gonna try to grab these.

32:35 My daughter sent some videos she wanted to She wanted us to watch them, and she wanted us to read like, I guess react, I don't. I don't know. I have no idea. What the black it was a blast. Yeah, I'm gonna try to grab him. Let me see what I can do here. Uh. I purposely didn't look at them because, oh my god, while you're grabbing them, have you guys noticed a not just maybe they're staying away from you because they think you're radioactive, but have you noticed a falloff on big Foot? Anything in the news making its way around? Like it just kind of fell off down here. I haven't heard much about it at all. It out It really petered out when the alien stuff started booming. Yeah. Yeah, well, you know, the aliens show up and they just fucking steal the limelight, you know what I mean, right well, harvesting it for fuel. We're actually getting videos of lights in the sky. Yeah all right, so red circles and trees. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and upload this. My daughter says that she's found undisputable evidence of bigfoot. She's ready to set the record straight. So, like I said, I haven't looked at these, so I'm I'm almost dead sure that she's trolling me for the record. So here it goes. I

34:08 mean, you know what I mean, I can a guy play like that? I don't know. You know what I mean? He needs to be careful on that bridge. It looks it doesn't Yeah, that looks shaky. Are talking safety? Well I trust the brochure Gate sub more than I trust that bridge. Well, let's let's look at the bridge again. It looks like it's shaken to me, might bee I don't know. So that was one of the four videos, and probably the only one I'm gonna play.

35:00 Thank you, Sam. Oh come on, okay, I'll be one more. I'll get more. She sent four of them. Oh let's see here. Undisputable evidence, undisputable, So I'm download them. And that, truthfully was the best video of big foot I've ever seen. So I just I'm not convinced that a person could do that. I mean, let's killer rhythm, the timing was right, Yeah, yeah, fill the ride. Get up. It's Bob said time cool runnings. All right, so let's go ahead and upload these for you all. All right, one of them, one of them didn't work, but these three did. So is there more to that because I'm in a defeated god no, beautiful, Okay, here's the last one. All right. You know, I redact everything I said

36:38 about Bigfoot. Clearly, there's no way that this is a guy in a suit. I think Arizona needs to not redact their California River warnings. Yeah, that's genuine. Yeah, I ain't gonna be honest if I was. If I was like out walking into woods and started getting dark and I turned around and there's a dude doing this, I'd be a little freaked out. Yeah, Like ill could give them a quarter or like a dollar, like it's sounded good. Yeah, that would be the lemma. Like that's clearly big Foot. Yeah, I don't know is my favorite though. Yeah, I didn't know a busker. That's uh yeah, that's one of the things you never hear about. And I'm just seeing that Bigfoot had like huge chat injured energy, like the like the rolled up bandana. Not saying anything about you, Gibbs, but there's freaking huge fucking glasses sunglasses, Like, come on right, I need to look into the missing hiker reports and see if any of them were wearing pitt pipers when they went missing. Fibers, that's what it was. I couldn't remember that speaking of missing hikers. Oh, hang on him, I'll do this again. Dam did I just step in

38:10 in unknowingly? Yeah? Wow. Actor Julian Sand's body was identified. After months and months and months, they found him. He did what like, did was he attacked or something? Or did he They haven't. They haven't said. They just found his remains. Yeah, yeah, I know this is morbid, but they did find like parts, like they were sing man is. Whenever I hear about this ship and they say, oh, we recovered a body, I instantly think, okay, so he probably something some health problem. Dude, he went down, you know. But when they say we've found remains, I'm like, okay, so you got parts, Yeah you got parts. You don't you don't have a full body parts.

39:04 But then you gotta think too. It's like, even if he had some health problems and he succumbed to him, and then there's animals out there that would Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, like so that that's the thing. Like so I'm not trying to be morbid about that, but that that sucks, man, like seems like, yeah, that's nature. Like he I'm just like we made this this statement on the last episodes, like okay, the guys in Ocean Gates, Dipshits, Julian Sam. He wanted to experience nature and something went wrong. It was something that he did a lot. Yeah, he was. He was. He was actually, I mean I know he was a he's an actor, a great actor, but he was actually a really skilled like mountain climbing, hiking, you know, like really skilled, like dude trained to do this shit. He went up mountains that were fucking you know, people don't you know, they don't go. Yeah, he wasn't. He wasn't cutting corners. He was doing something. He was. It's just like it's just like Steve Irwin, like, dude, this guy wristled crocodiles and shit, and then like accidents happened, but one still hurts. Yeah, like come on, that's still hurts. I don't care, man, I don't, I don't care. I have his son is Oh my god. It's actually it's hard, hard to see it because how passionate. Like, dude, it's like saying, I love knowing that

40:37 somewhere in the world right now, there's an Irwin jumping on a fucking alligator. Even the daughters. Yeah, Bendy, Bendy, yeah, Bendy, Yeah, she's out there doing it. You know, you guys know that Steve Irwin was like super into World War two stuff. Yeah, like he was majorly passionate about this. That was fucking I found. I caught an old It was like a document It was an animal documentary he was doing right, but where he was doing it was the site of a World War two battle and he literally like ran the path that the soldiers had to run and was like I mean like diving and like getting behind shit and crawling and shit.

41:21 Like he knew exactly where they were the whole time that they were at this place. It was really cool. Yeah, so I'm trying to flush an idea out here. You know. Obviously, for whatever reason, Steve Irwin offended the animal world, so they took him out right, That's what happened. It was a hit. The animals themselves are like like Peter, No, animals, Peter out right now, I don't give a fuck. No animals were organizing. So was Harambe a retribution hit? You know what sucks about that whole thing? Is it to set the ball in motion and everything? Is? What the shit? Ever since? Yeah? Dude, yeah, chain reaction. We went tip for tat. They took one of ours, we took one of theirs. Yeah, it's the Chicago way.

42:17 What what sucks too? Is it like Harambe was? I still to this day, I think that Harambe wasn't going to do anything. Oh no, not at all. I think he was like he went into mode. You know, he was like he's like, oh dude, there's a baby. I'm the biggest here. It's my job to protect babies. Yeah. I don't think there was any intent to hurt. I don't think so. Dude, that was a bullshit. Yeah, but like but then again, but that's always the like how do you how do you justify that? Like how do you justify like, Okay, he has a kid, it's a wild animal, like you had, like you do you make that judgment call, like you know this animal? But there's always that chance there's something gone wrong, there is you know, and it was it was kind of a better safe than sorry. It's just the cost was really high. Yeah, like because like what happened if he was being too protective because after the child fell, like it was in like the kid was crying, so it knew it showed, it saw the emotion on the child. So if somebody tried to come in and get the kid, he probably would have tacked anybody that would have came near him, especially trying to protect whatever, like like a child like that. So I think a known presence, one of the zookeepers that's

43:49 always around. I think that I don't think that Harambe would have reacted negatively to them coming in trying to get the kid. Yeah, and that's the known pres and so if somebody random came in, that's somebody they don't know, they're not used to seeing. Sure, yeah that makes sense. But I just feel like this is like the whole situation. I know this has been years, but we're going back forward. But what I said, like one hundred percent think that it's on the park, Like why was it able for a child to get in, like to be able to fall through anything. It's that's parenting, man, I get that too. Like on side, like on the sidelines. Yeah, a parents should have saw that, but you should know that there's safeguards there for a reason. Why did this safeguard not protect that child in the first place. That's why i'd like, I think that I feel majority of the fault is the actual zoo itself, because like you gotta think, like think like like shit could have like gone one hundred like like one hundred thousand percent wrong more wrong than it like did.

45:04 But there's it's hard, that's that's a hard one for me to weigh in on because I'm a firm believer that sometimes absolute perfect fucking mess just happens. At the same time. Yeah, it's like, is it the zoo's fault? Is it the parents fault? The kid's fault? Is it Harambe's fault? Is the person who took Harambe out? Is it their fault? It was just a shit storm that just happened to meet up right there at the fifth yard line, you know, and I think it sucks. Yeah. Another thing I was thinking too, is like this just sets in motion the whole idea like should we keep these animals caged up just for our entertainment?

45:52 Like if things could like this could happen, Like now, like I get it, it's exciting to go to the zoo to see all the animals that live on this planet. But then again, like accidents do happen, there's a much deeper psychological problem in that statement though, Yeah, ask yourself, why do we need such amusement? Why do you need to step away from your life for a day to be amused? Well, not even that pacified for a little bit. If if we gotta have if we have to take while the animals out of their out of their environments and put them into artificial environments so we can stand there and gulf at them, what the fuck is wrong with our everyday lives that we gotta step out from it? Why isn't just walking in the woods good enough? You know? But I feel like, yeah, I get where you're coming from on that. But then on top of it is just like we wouldn't okay if they didn't bring gorillas over here, will never see a gorilla in our life other than on the internet. There's no way. So that's like, yeah, Harambe would be alive today. That's what I'm saying, is that they're bringing that experience to you in like because looking at a picture on the internet or anything like that, it doesn't like it doesn't I get it. The experience of actually seeing

47:27 it with your own eyes is more feeling. Ye. So, and I feel like people cat and we've talked about this too. It's like it's capital capitalism. Like they had an idea like, hey, well, let's bring the wildlife to you. I'm not saying there's no positives, right, So that's how that's how they started. But a lot of it now is conservation. A lot of the animals that they're bringing is to protect the ones, especially the endangered species. It's if they're here, poachers can't get to them. That's the big part of it. Yeah, I mean, and if they're here, if you're gonna need to, you know, spend money to keep them healthy, feed them, you know, give them everything they need, and you know, pay the utilities. You put them on display to make some money because people may not ever have a chance to go to Africa or Asia to see these elephants or tigers or lions or whatever. So you're doing a good and you can make some money off of it. Um.

48:37 The ones that aren't necessarily endangered. UM, I don't know, zoos are kind of a weird, a weird topic, but yeah, a lot of them are there because they're in an they're an endangered species or close to being so, so they're at least protecting some of the some of the remaining populace. Yeah, like, uh, what is the what is that where the conservation like areas like in like Africa and stuff where I have they have people like specially Peta and people like the whole Animal rights groups hate the fact that game like big game hunters, but a lot of these conservations actually run those things. Yes, because they will They will like find like one like a rogue animal, like something that's really aggressive. They attack anybody, They attack their own kind, and that's who they actually These people, like these millionaires will pay money so they can go out and kill these things, and they actually use every bit of it. It's actually feeds other animals. It's not it's not like poaching where they'll just cut off like a rhino horn and then just leave it. Yeah. We even I've talked about this on the show before. With the giraffe. There was a bull giraffe that was he wasn't capable of reproducing, but he would fight off all of the younger bulls who

50:09 were from the females. So when they when the big game hunters paid and went to hunt him, it actually did good for the species because they took out this creature that was actually prohibiting reproduction, you know, so it was actually good. Yeah, that's why I like, I feel like, yeah, it sucks. These are great animals and stuff like something that we don't need to kill, but it does help the longevity of a species, and the money they spend is going towards conservation. Yeah that Roosevelt was huge with this, and I just feel like people don't read between the lines. They just see the killing part, and I understand that. Yeah, it's shitty, but it does a lot more good than evil. Yeah yeah, I mean it's just like the hunters in America, if we didn't hunt deer, we don't have enough predatory animals like in our area to take out the deer population. And yeah, don't like, once they get so big, don't they have this that disease, wasting disease that will start happening on them and that I don't know, does that actually would that affect us? It's weird how creatures that start getting crazy over populated, just start getting diseases and weird situations that start to limit their own population. Odd. You know, it's

51:42 almost as if it was supposed to happen carefully. Oh yeah, yeah, I won't say anything that'll get us demotized again again. Yeah, I was gonna say before is uh, I understand that, like the benefits of the zoo, like, I get that, you know, I wasn't. I wasn't shitting on that, like we we. My mother in law is. She's going to cancer treatments right, she's fighting. She's doing good, she's kicking ass. All she wanted was to go and see the hippos and it was it was awesome, you know, getting right up close to them, you know, and seeing them and you know, seeing how happy it made her, you know what I mean. And she got her you know, you know Fiona right, you know, the hippos, and she got she got the shirt that says fight like Fiona nice. You know, it was awesome, you know, it was so cool, it was it was worth it, you know, I get that. I'm just saying that our everyday lives, you know, the stuff we we do every day isn't enough for us. You know, it's we have to have something, we have to have a break from from our routines, you know, and the zoo happens to be one of them. You know. It's like amusement parks. I went to one of them fucking escape rooms one time. You guys ever done that? We that one just around the corner from us, and we haven't done it yet. I built one. Yeah, I haven't done it, but yeah, dude, you know what, Um, I'm okay, I'm all almost say, is this okay? I don't like, I'm no slouch,

53:15 you know, Like I feel like I like, I like to think that I'm I have a good attention to detail and I like figuring shit out. I felt fucking dumb. I felt fucking dumb in an escape room. And I think it's because you have a time limit. The stress. You're like, you got this much time and it's just going down to zero and you're just like, oh my god, damn it, you know, like what is this thing? What is that? You know? And it was a lot of fun, but it was a good distraction for a day, you know what I mean. So since you built one, Gibbs, do you have like the inside scoop, like, you know, walk right through that thing, all right? Was it just purely cosmetic and they added all the drinks. I remember this, I remember what you said you had to do. So we built the structure, and we built all of the locations for the game features, and we did some of the faux finishing to make it look like it's supposed to look um, but there was the actual company comes in with the props and the game parts. So like, if if I was to go do one, I probably wouldn't know all of the ins and outs. And it's been years, but I know where all of the trapdoors are. I know what faux finishes, you know, like I know what what bookcases or doors. I know what brick walls or doors. I

54:45 know. You know you have to sign something though saying you weren't gonna tell people about it. Yeah, yeah, so we were. I was extremely limited on pictures. M I did take a lot of pictures because I was documenting. Yeah I have to document you know, I sent you Yeah. Yeah, So I need to actually need to dig back through our chat because I have some good ones in there. And some of it was a pride thing, you know, like we did some fantastic faux finish work. Although the work was incredible, look quality is great. We did the one was a prison that I'm so proud of that we made fake concrete block walls that looked like they were from the twenties and that's awesome. I built a fake cabin in the woods. And Yeah, there's a lot of really cool things in this particular escape game. But I like, I know the tricks to a degree. I still think that we may have an advantage if we were to all do it together, but we're not going to set any records.

55:52 Yeah, I actually have thought about this for a while. I actually think that we should take our go pros and we should go do one like here's here's the Kentucky X files and an escape room. That would be awesome. I want to watch how fucking stupid we are here. That would be a lot of fun. It gives. So, since you have like the inside scoop, are you gonna post all your stuff on Discord just you know, let it all out there, like this is where the story, Yeah, I mean that's where you go to do such things, right, Yeah, I can't help. But wonder is there a person out there that's so passionate about solving escape rooms that he's out there looking for those pictures. You know.

56:42 Oh, I'm just like he finds the file, Like, yes, I don't know that somebody that's passionate about it would want that, because yeah, it would ruin the fun. Now, there might be somebody that's like, hey, we're at a company adding and I want to win, ye Like yeah, emails to the show like, hey man, did you build this one? Because I want to win, you know, on me off chance. You know. Listen, guys out there, we well not accept bribery for the inside scoop. Okay, However, donations speak for yourself. Donations are a different thing, you know. H Yeah, he's got the info, he's got the scoop. Yeah, I think it'd be fun, though. We should we should do that. We should do one that's like seasonal. That way, there's no chance of us ruining the fun, you know what I mean. Well, okay, so we can't do the ones that I built, then, so they're all all the time the ones I built. Okay, let me put it to you this way. If anybody wants to go to one that's fucking fantastic, they should go to the one I built, because not only did we put an immensum effort end up making things look realistic, but the people that were actually like the set designers that came in with us were like Broadway set designers. They had left Broadway to build games. So it's incredibly immersive, like you actually believe you're there.

58:15 It doesn't feel like one of those chinzi you know what I mean, Like yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it feels real. That's pretty awesome. Yeah, yeah, I definitely that'd be fun. I just think it'd be fun to do one with you guys. Just I really like our chance of success is probably yeah, but dude, the fun that would be that would happen like during is why I'd want to go. You know what I mean. We'd had to get like lapel cameras or something because I'm sure they're not going to let us video inside. Yeah, because then to be given the game away, oh crab, we would be like freaking Logan Paul and that, like that UFO video that he uh said that he stole. Yeah, as a human turd, Yeah, shooting about your turd pedo. Yeah yeah, your oxygen levels it's good, it's good technically, I mean, if you think about it, like the hardest escape room was like just like a couple of weeks ago, and they failed. I don't think they got out.

59:25 You guys are talking about the whole I used to watch this sorry, this guy on YouTube. He uh he's a like kind of like a magician or something like he does a lot of card tricks. Yea, but he loves puzzle boxes and he buys puzzle boxes like dude. He I think the like most expensive one he got was like over one hundred grand that he bought. Like, dude, like these are severely like so fucking like intricate, Like the people that designed the ship was like they are on top of their fucking game and they fuck with your mind. Yeah, Like I watching him try to get through this. He even times himself. He has a little actual personal like stop watch that he sits in front of him. Dude, A way I couldn't. I couldn't do it, Like I'd be sitting there, I'd be obsessed with the fucking thing. Dude, I wouldn't be able to stop. Yeah, yeah, I can't stand It's like you know Crossbord puzzles, Like I can't even look at him Dude, I can't stand it because if I'm like at the grocery store and there's one sitting there, dude, like, I have to fucking walk away because I will be standing there until I find everything. I'm kind of like that with sudoku. I love sudoku. Yeah, I'll do that until the cows come home. That way with the search for it puzzles search words too, not search words, the

1:00:58 search for it puzzles like where is Waldo? Kind of like a Where's Waldo? Style? Yeah, if it's uh, if it's like the huge graph and it's find the one odd number, I'm good at those, or like find the yellow car and everything's yellow, or the ones like find the difference in the pictures, those like find the missing submarine. That's a really good one. Sorry, it's been like two minutes. I tried. Well. I feel like I also need to uh make an apology because I didn't intend the harambe bit to turn into something serious. Um, all I really wanted to know was if the shooter left a crocodile tooth when he was done calling card right, That's all I really wanted to know. Steve says, high, right, that's amazing, turned into ten minutes on the ethics of zoos game For a minute, fellows, I got a I got a dog emergency, So carry on. I'll be back. M h oh poop. I wanted yes, yeah, yeah, no, that's not that's not Brad Pitt, that's did any Yeah. Oh yeah. So hard to tell the part.

1:02:21 It's so hard, so hard. It's well because he has got shorten this picture. Yeah, I have an older picture. Yeah, there's one. There was a thing that I wanted to throw up, throw up here. I wanted to ask you guys, don't know if it's true. I saw it on like a TikTok real thing. Okay some uh, I've looked it up before. But okay, have you do you know where the rule of thumb means like saying came from? Yeah, I heard us an old Irish thing, right, it's just like a certain measurement thing. But there was another one that I thought was pretty weird. I want to know if you know it, Jake, Like, is this gonna get us shut down?

1:03:07 If this is what I feel like, this might be the one if you're talking about what I think you're talking about. It has it has to do with explosions. Okay, it is not continue Okay, I'm intrigued. Well, apparently you're supposed to put your thumb out kind of one eye it if you see a nuclear explosion the mushroom cloud. If it covers the whole thing, you're good. If it doesn't, you're screwed. Okay, Yeah, it's like a horizon thing. Yeah, so that Like so I'm just saying, what fucking asshole is literally going to stop? Like, okay, I'm good. There's just like a cooked corpse like this, Like that one didn't work. Yeah, that that didn't work. I just want to do Like so he's gonna just stand there. It just gets I know that there's a trick with like felling trees that involves your your thumb and your first finger or something like that where you can, like if you put the base of your thumb at the base of the tree and then you'll line it up to the tip, you can almost predict exactly where something's gonna fall. But this is a new one. The mushroom cloud one is a good one. I like this. That is a new one. I would love to know how they tested. That was just a bunch of prisoners that they lined up at fright distances, and there whichever one was alive at the end of the taste that work. Yeah, do that like I can't. I don't want to

1:04:48 be mormid. I don't want to stand that