S342: if you can't trust the submarine maker... With guest Jake!

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show. Welcome back as to your
Kentucky x Files brilliantly played my friend.

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Full disclaimer everybody, we weren't actually
spots by ocean Gate. Are they shut

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down right now? I mean it
said they're hiring. Yeah, yeah,

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they're hiring. I don't know what's
the salary, salary I'm asking for a

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friend, I don't know, but
definitely a lifetime of opportunities, short life.

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I guess you think like a sub
as a commercial vehicle, Like do

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you think I could what? What
endorsement would you need on your CDLs for

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that it doesn't have wheels? I
think you'll be fine. Yeah, like

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I could do this. I'm pretty
sure controller too. So I mean just

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saying it might might be the guy
you probably you'd had to get your passenger

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endorsement and your explosive isn't endorsement but
yeah, implosion endorsement. Implosion is there

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implosion endorsement They're probably is gonna be
after this also up to get an endorsement

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to operate a Wildcat's controller. Yeah, so you guys out there watching,

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I know what you're thinking. You're
thinking, Oh, these guys are gonna

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make a bunch of portaste jokes.
They're gonna make fun of the sub disaster.

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They're gonna they're gonna drag it through
the sit the soot. Right,

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Yeah, and you're absolutely right.
Let's get into it. And not only

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we're gonna drag this thing straight through
the silt, but we brought somebody along

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with us. We got Big Jake
back. Hey, guys, thanks for

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having me back. Hey, thanks
for coming back. Man. I wish

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I had confetti. I'd be like, yeah, it would be great.

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You would think there would be like
a confetti thing that we could put on

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here. Yeah, I don't think
there is. Yeah, stream Yard,

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we need like we need like explosions
or something something that like you know what

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I mean, this is essentially what
happens when always Price shouldn't do that one

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that'd be important. We should do
that. Yeah, I should offer implosions,

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not explosions for the Yeah, so
I think the magic question though,

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I mean it's literally like, like
ocean Gate. What the fuck are you

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thinking? First off by naming your
company ocean Gate? Yeah? Yeah,

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it's not a good look. No
historically anyway? Yeah, yeah, what

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was you named a few off for
us? Jake? Was it Heaven's Gate

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and Watergate? Yeah? And then
Tyler Head Pizza Pizza Gate? Yeah,

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I love pizza. I love me
some pizza. Two, I love pizza.

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I won again, Alex James would
pop up. I wonder if the

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uniform for ocean Gate was black clothes
and black nikes. I hope. I

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mean, dare you know what sucks? Is the thing that gets me the

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most about this whole thing? And
I'm sure I know I have the inside

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scoop with a couple of fans that
they were waiting for this episode, like

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they were they were waiting to see
what we might say or not say.

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And the thing that gets me is
we've had this whole week. The first

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few days was you know, making
fun of them for for going basically going

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down into the you know, into
the ocean with one of those like football

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toy boxes from the eighties, you
know, and then the the fucking controller

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to drive it. I kind of
probably I kind of probably helped you out

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on that one. Yeah, I've
got to spare PS five controller they could

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have used, yeah, and anything, you know, any anything but that

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one. But then it's like,
we get a few days into this and

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all of a sudden it's announced like, well, a debris field was found

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and it looks like they didn't make
it, and all of us are like,

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oh my god, really, I'm
shocked beyond measure. The thing that

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got me though, is they were
looking for him, and you know,

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they came out I think on I
think it was Tuesday, coast guards said,

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you know, they have approximately forty
hours left of air, and then

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a couple hours after that they said
that they were hearing banging and it was

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at like thirty minute intervals. So
if the thing imploded, what was the

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banging every thirty minutes? That was
the That was the ghost on the Titanic

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ringing the dinner bales they were hitting. They were dancing and they were having

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a good time and they were hitting
the things. They're like, hey,

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you guys made it. I mean, look at the god damn it.

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Dude, Seriously, It's not insane
to do the same thing over and over

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again, but it is insane to
expect different results. You're going out on

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the ocean with a vessel that's not
necessarily ready for what the ocean has to

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throw at it. You've got a
bunch of passengers, and you don't make

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it. You're on your way to
look at something that the same fucking thing

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happened too, right, Like,
there's so many Yeah, what was it?

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I saw? The internet did not
disappoint. But one of the things

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I saw it said that, you
know, only rich people could manage to

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die on the Titanic one hundred and
eleven years after it sank. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. Um, so
I decided to look up the suffix gate

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and you guys aren't gonna believe this. Apparently we are missing a lot of

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the gates. So I'm gonna go
ahead and share this for you. Oh.

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I just hit the greatest hits.
I don't know them all. Oh,

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it's it's good. Um, it
goes, oh my god, and

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on and on. Oh yeah,
Deflate Gate with Tom Brady. I forgot

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about that one. Yeah, well
there's it. Just it just fucking keeps

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going and going. Wow. I
mean, if there isn't enough evidence to

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you know, stop naming things Gate. I don't know what is, but

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my personal favorite is this one right
here, count Gate now. And I

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just got us demonetized that one.
And I can't believe we forgot this one.

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Nipplegate. Oh yeah, I forgot
about Nipplegate. Yeah yeah, listen

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to We don't want to offend the
Gate community. Okay, so you're part

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of the Gate community. Just we're
not. We're just we're talking about it.

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There's no need to you know,
assemble or protest whatever it is.

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Just you know, I just wanted
to make sure that the Gate community knew

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we were on their side. Yeah, we're friends and allies of the Gate

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community. Yes, Jake did Jake
and our chat? Did you just send

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a picture of what the banging was
every thirty minutes? I sure did.

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Can you can you snag it up, Denny and lets let's let's litterway seat?

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Oh I see that. God damn
it. We're going to hell in

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a hand basket on this episode.
All right, I'll be your poor I'd

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rather be a hand basket than a
submarine. Listen before I show this just

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out there. Just know if you
do something incredibly dumb and get yourself killed.

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There's nothing we can do. This
is going to happen. This is

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no your free game at this point. Yeah. That's the rhythmic banging every

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thirty minutes. Yeah. See that
ties into a show we've already done about

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how the killer whales are attacking boats
and stuff. Yeah, they've organized.

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Do you think like a full grown
like bull whale killer whale could like,

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I mean, if he charged it
to sub hard enough, do you think

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he could do that much damage?
Yeah? That on that particular sub.

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Yeah, I mean they're rect.
Yeah, they're catmagine they're looking out their

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tiny little porthole like, man,
this is great, guys. What is

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that? Oh? The killer what
that's it? There's also ones where the

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whale gate you remember the movie The
Meg Yeah, so they've they've put the

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ocean Gate sub and the promo pictures
for the Mega that one. Yeah,

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then the bang would never happen,
like they would have just cut there.

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They would have blew, blew up, imploded before they cut to the bottom.

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Oh man, I was gonna say. There's already controversy, like the

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of conspiracy theory that wrapped around this
too. I'm not surprised by that at

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all. Yeah, like almost immediately
I started to see it, and I'm

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like, this is definitely show worthy, you know. So I'm reading everything

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I can on it. Um.
But one of the controversies, although conspiracies

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rather, is that these people are
wealthy, beyond wealthy, have access to

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anything they want. Why would they
choose to go on this rinky dink sub

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with like an eight inch window and
some TV screens? Right, It's almost

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like some people need to disappear type
thing, is what the conspiracy is.

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Eventually somebody's like dig deeper into the
background of uh said, what are they

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billionaires or millionaires? Like billionaires?
Yeah, yeah, so somebody will start

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doing some digging and singing if they're
doing something naughty with their their money.

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Yeah, you've seen the one stepson
was at a Blink one eighty two concert.

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Yes, during the shirt that's probably
he got the He's like, dude,

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I gotta kill my dad so I
could go to the Blink with the

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eighty two concert. The tickets are
so expensive. In his defense, though,

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Tom DeLong is back, so it's
the original lineup. Oh yeah,

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I mean, I mean I wouldn't
pass that up either. Yeah. Yeah,

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I mean it's like he probably was
sitting there, like, I mean,

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he's fucking dad playing with a stupid
fucking sub. Probably. Yeah,

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he's always at there, fucking round
with a stupid sub. You know,

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he never wants to hang out,
you know, it's always giving me a

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hard time. Fuck it, He'll
be all right, they'll turn up.

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The thing that got me, man, was that they they were talking to

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submarine experts like all week, right. I can't remember the guy's name,

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but one guy actually said he was
like, they could be floating on the

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surface in the sub right now without
communication. And the terrifying part of that,

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yeah, no, yeah, the
terrifying part of that is, and

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this is the one thing that we
had discussions at work about, was how

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do you how do you justify getting
into a device that's going to take you

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down to the bottom of the ocean
and look at the Titanic or whatever else

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you may want to look at and
not have a means of self rescue.

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If you blew your ballast tanks and
hit the surface, you literally are bolted

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into that thing from the outside and
have no means to open it. Yeah.

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Yeah, they technically put themselves in
the coffin. Yeah, and they

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like, be perfectly honest if I'm
like in the feudal position, just leaning

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back, sit and it's like,
maybe this is not the best idea,

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so I'm going to get off.
Let's let's think about this too. Is

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that you know, we learned a
long time ago to stop putting external latches

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on refrigerators, but to put magnets
on them because people would get stuck in

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refrigerators and die. Right, we
learned this in the sixties. Yeah,

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yeah, and we're doing shit like
this now. Yeah. There was a

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guy that was just absolutely just reaming
this whole thing out and talking about the

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Logitech controller and everything, and he's
like at the end of his video he

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goes servant class knowledge. You can't
buy that fucking shit, And I was

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like, oh my god, he's
right there. He is so proud,

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Yeah, with his wildcats Logitech controller. My favorite one of that particular shot

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though, is when he's talking to
the reporter check out my check out my

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sick ex controller, bro, And
the reporter's reaction is pretty much every gamer's

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reaction on the internet when they found
that out. Yeah, yeah, and

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did you see the It was another
interview with him, and he was talking

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about the controller and he goes,
you know, it's a wireless controller,

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so you get where you're going,
and you essentially put it in hover mode

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or stationary mode where you just hang
out and can look around, and then

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you can just you know, throw
the controller off to the side. And

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he threw it and bounced it off
the wall or the inside of the sub,

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and I was like, that will
never work again. Yeah, you

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just broke it. Yeah, yeah, it was incredible. Wow. Yeah,

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it's like what I said, it's
ancient ancient proverb, one who fucks

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around finds out right, Yeah,
ancient ancient proverb. There proverb however you

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like to you know, tomato tornado, it doesn't matter, right Yeah,

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uh, Denny, I just threw
one back, and I wanted to get

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on the show if you could grab
that one, because we're on the subject

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of the controller, which is this
is just pure irony, all right.

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So the irony of this is just
astounding. I'd like to take a take

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a quick ten seconds to acknowledge that
although beautiful Julian Sands is still missing,

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remains have been found. They haven't
been identified yet, but up in the

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Mount Baldy area, some hikers did
find some remains. So we're waiting to

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find out on that this is a
man and he just went on a goddamn

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hike. He went on a hike. He's a beautiful actor, beautiful man,

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he's a humanitarian. You know,
he went on a fucking hike.

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He did jump into a goddamn submarine
that was like, wasn't built for shit.

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He went on a hike. Yeah, And let's be honest. You're

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out there, you guys out there, you fucking look at him, Look

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at his eyes. Just let that
sink in. Yeah, beautiful man.

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Dep shit. And you know,
although we're just ripping this guy apart for

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having where do you go where I
lost it already for having this, you

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know, this thirty dollars controller,
the sheer irony is is that it's the

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only thing that survived. Now we
do we have confirmation that this is this

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is real, because oh my god, if this is real, I mean,

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if it's not real, that's a
hell of a photoshop, because it

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stands to reason there's no reason it
would be crushed in the implosion. Yeah,

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it's small enough and as he said, it's designed for a sixteen year

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old to throw it around once.
Yeah, you can throw it once.

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Yeah. If I was putting together
a roll book of build your own sub,

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that would be one that would be
one I'd probably wouldn't have in there,

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you know. Yeah, I'll tell
you another one that I would definitely

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not do is physically screw shit the
carbon fiber. Yeah that's a bad plan.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, just
you know, drill and screw right

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into the hole. Let's create a
weak spot. That's a good idea.

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Yeah, at leasta looked like a
decent monitor. I'm judging by the other

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stuff on this vessel, I have
a feeling that it probably wasn't. Let

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me show you guys something real quick. Hopefully it was at least Come on,

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and we're getting lower than that ship, dude, what was the point?

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Now there's another man that's like from
all I could find, I guess

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he holds the record of twenty six
thousand feet in a man submarine, which

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is twice as deep as the Titanic. And you know, he also makes

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some movies every now and again,
mister James Cameron's sub. Yep, doesn't

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that sub doesn't look like it has
any fuck around at all on it.

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Yeah. In fact, when he
was building it. It was test driven

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hundreds of times. And I don't
mean they like they didn't even go deep.

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They would go down and start working
on things, and they'd go down

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a little bit further start testing to
see what's breaking, and then they'd go

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back up. It comes out of
the water, it gets pulled apart,

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gets worked on again, and then
they repeat the process right all the way

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up to the point where he could
just go down to the Titanic. The

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man's been to the Titanic more than
the captain of the Titanic head. So

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when James Cameron was doing this and
he was assembling a crew to build said

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vessel, did he hire people based
on skill, knowledge and talent? Well,

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I mean James Cameron, so you
know how anally is say, you

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know, he picked like the best
of the best, right, So he

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didn't pick based on creed, color
and gender. That fits in the picture

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I just sent you, guys.
Yeah, oh my god, grabbing it,

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yeah, grabbing it. That's the
bad part about these these pictures,

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man, is that there's so many
good ones. Yeah look at that.

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Yeah, yep, wow, they
fifty year old white guys because they are

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not inspirational. Yeah, well that
turned out just fine, I guess yeah,

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yeah, wow, there's a trade. Yeah. Man, the whole

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thing, the whole thing is is
like a classic case of literally you literally

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fucked off too much. You didn't
respect nature at all. Yeah, and

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the ocean said fuck your sub.
Yeah. Well, there were a bunch

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of structural engineers and other submersible builders
that scientists. There were a whole community

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of people who were speaking out against
this ocean Gate sub for years, saying

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that it's a death trap and somebody's
going to die. He had one person

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on his crew that was qualified and
he said that it was a death trap

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and he got fired. He got
fired because of it. The ensued for

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wrongful termination and they settled out of
court. Yeah, for an undisclosed amount.

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Right, So you know that guy
was like, man, thank god

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I got my settlement before this happened. Yeah, hopefully he did. He

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took a lump sum and wasn't taking
because I got a feeling he's if he's

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taking payments, that shit's thought happening. Yeah, hopefully he didn't go through.

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J. G. Wentworth. This
episode is brought to you by Ocean

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Gate Titanic Tours. You'll be so
excited. You may even implode now at

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discount prices. At discount prices.
I like how the o in the in

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the bottom logo is right around Tyler's
eye, like he's the dog from Oh

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He's looking at he's looking out of
the port hole on the sub, trying

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to see there's killer whales before they
get here. There's worth a quarter of

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a mill of their time, best
experience. Yeah, oh my god.

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I hate I hate to like I
don't, don't get me wrong. I

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hate to sit here and make fun
of people who lost their life but you

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made it so easy. Yeah.
See, like I kind of want to

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go with the idea that maybe they
were they were so wealthy, they had

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so many dollars that they lost all
of their common sense and they don't have

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service class knowledge to be able to
look at something and go, yeah,

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not getting on it. I don't
care what he says, not getting on

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it, like being dead serious though. It's like I'm I'm no so I'm

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not a submarine engineer. I'm no
kind of engineer. And I looked at

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it like it looks like if you
built your own submarine ride at like King's

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Island. Yeah, yeah, you
know, like it doesn't actually go into

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water, just floats and you put
you get in there, and you're like,

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is it fun? Right? Look
like that? Well, you know,

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it's if when you look at it, it's it appears as though it

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would be more like a glider airplane
because the minimalistic control set up. You

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know. Yeah, I don't know. I mean again, I mean,

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let's let's do some compared contrast here. Uh, where's do we actually have

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a picture of the sub put together? I don't think we do, do

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we. I don't think we snagged
a single picture. You look for that.

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I've got another one I'm looking for
here. Well, it's crazy to

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me that you can buy a five
hundred dollars drone that has a better controller

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than a multimillion dollars submarine. Right, yeah, all right, so I

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think I got one here, I
do. All right, there's so many

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this this would take years to go
through them all. But let's let's do

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a little compared contrast Jesus Christ and
Spider Man. Here, all right,

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we got what a sub that goes
to the bottom of the ocean probably should

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look like. Didn't he go to
the Marannest Trench? With that? Yes?

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Is that the big thing. Yeah, he went. He went all

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the way to the Mariana Trench,
the Mari Nara Trench, and then you

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got this guy famously discovered by the
Italians. I mean, can we go

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ahead and get can we address the
elephant in the room? Okay, what

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all the tubes on the top?
So well, not so much that,

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but like I mean, like James
Cameron, let's go to his real quick,

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James Cameron. Sub looks like something
you know, you would see on

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the side of a really expensive navy
vessel or in a really good movie based

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on looking under water. And this
looks like it was ordered from pure romance.

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That thing looks like it was ordered
from wish dot com. Right,

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Yeah, that's the wish dot com
version of you. That's what the picture

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shared on the ad. Right,
this is what came in the mail.

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So I'm going to do another little
compared and contrast here. So this is

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the control settings in its entirety,
the for that vessel. It's a Logitech

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thirty dollars game controller and a monitor
back there right right, This is the

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helm of a submarine. Yeah,
and that's an old submarine. Yeah,

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this is from like the seventies.
Yeah, right right, Can we can

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we address the fact that it takes
this much to dive and this much to

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die, you know, yeah,
you know, thing to is that this

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submarine never even i mean not even
half the distance down right, because they

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know better, they know they're not
going that far down. There was a

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there was a graph somebody had where
it was it showed like all the depths

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or whatever. Yeah, and it's
like the military's like, this is about

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as far down as we go.
Yeah, yeah, and all of us

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are like, okay, we know, you know, we don't want to

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talk about their secret ones. You
know, they really go but right,

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yeah, and then they're like blue
whales go to like here or whatever whale

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goes to like right about there,
and they're like this this piece of shit,

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this fucking jalopi. It's supposed to
go all the way down to the

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bottom, and you know it.
You know. It's the design difference too,

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is the vertical versus horizontal design.
Yeah, yeah, go vertical.

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Yeah, you're not doing much,
but it's every little step to minimize pressure,

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you know what I mean. Yeah, you're not moving the vessel back

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and forth because you're i mean,
how much pounds for pressure are you pushing

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against just changing directions in that sub, pushing against crazy amounts of pressure.

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So he literally is like, we'll
just make a vertical, We'll just go

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straight down and we'll use the very
minimal to move around down there. I'm

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I just found a picture of old
James Cameron inside of his sub and I'm

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going to put that up for mean, we're going straight to control for control

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here, Yeah, that'd be great
if it'll load. There we go.

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There he is in the Mariana Trench
or the Marinara Trenches we call it.

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Yeah, that's him inside operating this
thing. There's Tyler peeking around to see

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the picture better. So I mean, I mean there's even like I mean

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just wires hanging around and things that
look like a submarine. You know,

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this looks like inside of a campra
van. Yeah. Yeah. They compared

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it to the size of a Ford
astro van. Oh god, the inside

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of it. It was the size
of a minivan of Ford astrovan. What

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a terrible vehicle to compare it to. You think the cigarette astray is like

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pushed off, like off to the
side somewhere where they were like, we

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don't want we don't want them to
see. I feel like this is the

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equivalent of that van boat that you
sent to the the Beard chat. I

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want, uh you probably you'd probably
make it in that thing. Yeah,

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just saying they built shit better back
then. Yeah, be sitting down there

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in the Titanic in your van boat, like, what's up? Yeah,

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go pros won't last. We got
this VHS recorder here to here. Yeah,

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look at that t W zoom again. Yeah. I don't know,

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man, it's it's it's well,
I feel a picture before like this is

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what the expedition was supposed to be. Like, Yeah, you get down

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there and you you look at stuff
and you have an adventure of a lifetime.

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I like the sonar circle funnel coming
off the front. Yeah, I

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really like that because you know that
was just you know, five rich people

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looking out a window. Were four
because I'm pretty sure the guy driving wasn't

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rich. Yeah, you got these
guys all trying to see something, and

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this other dude's fucking playing Mario Kart
back here. We thought that guy over

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there is playing Gallica. Yeah,
are those kindle fires on the sides of

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God? More more than likely,
Man, is promount screwed into this thing

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up there? Yes, that is
a go promount. God damn. Really

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Yeah, why did they attach everything
to the carbon fiber like that? Like

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that just seems like a really bad
idea. Yeah. I don't have an

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explanation that. I feel like the
whole thing is a bad idea. So

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if they wasn't go to like they
did one thing that was a bad idea

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and they were like, well we're
doing that, so let's yeah and start

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screwed stuff and go all in on
it, Like, boss, do you

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think we should use that like a
POxy? And he's like, I don't

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know if I trust it, I'd
rather just screw it in. Yeah.

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Yeah, let's just let's just go
down to home depot and get some like

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really good screws and just exactly.
But that's funny too. There was a

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fucking light about they. He said
in that video when he was showing the

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controller to that guy. He says, I got this thing from a home

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depot. It's for an RV.
Oh is no, he got it from

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camper World. Yeah, camper World, that's right. Yeah, so I

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didn't know campers could go down underwater. Yeah. One, let me testify

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on this one. Campers aren't worth
a fuck all right, just trust me

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on this. Would that be revealing
too much about things? Look, just

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trust me when I say campers aren't
worth a fuck. So what you're saying

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is you wouldn't trust one to go
a mile and a half underwater. I

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don't fucking trust one to sit here. Let's not go anywhere. I don't

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fucking trust it two inches of rain, let alone three miles of ocean.

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You know, I've been at Home
Depot and lows a lot, and I've

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gone down the fastener's aisle and I've
seen wood screws and metal screws. I've

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never seen carbon fiber screws. You
didn't. Oh, you gotta look at

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DC that. There's the exploration section. You gotta go to there to get

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to get your screws. Yeah,
I was in the wrong aisle. Okay,

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so they're in the clearing section for
me because there's no deep sea exploration

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around. You gotta you should find
it. Home Depot guy standing there on

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his phone looking up the app,
try to figure out which aisle it's in.

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It might be I don't know if
we have these anymore, it says

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we do. Actually looks like they
were discontinued Urban Clarence. Yep, that's

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where you find. You run into
Josh sitting there like, didn't you fucking

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believe it. That's the first place
I go every time I go to home

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depot. I just feel like this
whole submarine was built like somebody's like project

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car that they just wanted to get
out of their fucking garage. So they

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fucking jank the fire. They just
threw everything on. Okay, it's done,

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and then they get on the road
it ships out. Yeah. So

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what they've done is is they've watched
hours and hours of roadkill garage and roadkill

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on motor Trend, and they've listened
to David Freiberger, Mike Fennigan and Steve

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Dulsich when they say, don't make
it right, just make it run a

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little bit. Yeah, those guys, you know, they got good points.

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When you're not underwater, jee,
A lot of things would be different

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if we had that much wait,
like wait, pushing down on us up

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here like you would have like it's
just oh my god, this is so

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dumb, like why would you do
that? It still gets me that they

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got locked in. It's a coffin. Yeah, it literally that's the first

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thing that went to my body when
they like Denny was saying it, He's

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like, dude, they locked themselves. I said, are you fucking shitting

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me? Yeah. So there was
a video I saw and it looks like

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it was taken down. I was
trying to find it, but um,

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where they're when they get bolted in. There was a video of a guy

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who went down in this I think
two weeks ago, and he took video

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of the whole time, and they're
closing in and you can see the bolts

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spinning as they're closing the section in
to lock them inside. And like you

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could tell the look on everybody's face. Nobody said anything but everybody's butthole pucker

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just a little bit because like,
I'm never gonna be able to self rescue.

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We're stuck. Yeah, Yeah,
that's what the There was this old

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man who he'd been in multiple submarine
you know whatever, his whole life,

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you know, and he literally said
he's like, even if they're floating on

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the surface somewhere, that doesn't change
anything. They can't open the door,

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they can't get out air. Air
would be right on the other side.

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They could be looking at the sky. Yeah, and they can't do anything

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about it. They are literally stuck
waiting for someone to open the door for

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him. A seagull could literally be
pecking on the glass looking in at them.

407
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Yeah, you know, and then
shoot on it and fly away.

408
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They die. That's the last thing
they'd see. You know. They could

409
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have solved that very easily by just
keeping a Milwaukee impact and making a tour.

410
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You can unbolt it from both sides. Yeah, you guys know about

411
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then use you know, ratcheting ratcheting
strap like where they Yeah, they it's

412
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like a fucking clamp that tightens it. Yeah, dude, fuck that that

413
00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:46.039
would have been That would have been
a good idea. Ah yeah, crazy,

414
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they've only been doing it on a
submarine for eighty years. But it's

415
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fine idea. By the double spinner
gate, right, I mean, they

416
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could have had the hatch on top
where you spin the thing. Yes,

417
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walks top and bottom. Yep,
then if they surface wish they obviously fucking

418
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didn't. I mean, I guess
we're arguing a moot point here because yeah,

419
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they never made it back, but
had they had it gone another direction,

420
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Yeah, I guess that that style
of door wasn't at Camper World.

421
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Yeah, that's probably we gotta we
gotta figure out something different. It's not

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here. Maybe we should use bolts. Maybe ever at home depot in the

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deep sea exploration, I'll they might
have some grade A bolts we could you

424
00:36:36.480 --> 00:36:45.440
know, I was watching this thing
that was talking about pinholes, like pinholes

425
00:36:45.480 --> 00:36:49.159
in the sub. Yeah, okay, so when you're that far down,

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this fucking blew my mind. Even
if there was a chance that a pinhole

427
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wouldn't cause an instantaneous collapse, the
amount of pressure coming through that pinhole of

428
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water would have been like a water
jet. Yeah, and if you were

429
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sitting in front of it, it
basically would have been like getting shot with

430
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a with a gun. Like you
would have been instant bam right through you,

431
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right through the other side of the
hall. And then yeah, So

432
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it was like it was doomed.
There was just there's no way you're not

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gonna be like, we're good guys, we need to we need to go

434
00:37:25.800 --> 00:37:30.880
back up. I'm holding I got
the hole here. Oh there's another one.

435
00:37:34.480 --> 00:37:37.440
And the next you di you're just
your finger is just gone. Yeah,

436
00:37:37.480 --> 00:37:44.079
You're you're driving the boat with your
feet trying to like, you know,

437
00:37:44.400 --> 00:37:52.559
trying to get back up there.
Like the controller disconnected man. Yeah,

438
00:37:52.599 --> 00:37:55.800
the whole thing, man, the
whole thing's terrible. And again,

439
00:37:57.360 --> 00:38:00.159
you know, again, I'll reiterate. It's I don't want to sit here

440
00:38:00.159 --> 00:38:05.760
and make fun of stupid rich people, but but it's so easy to do

441
00:38:06.000 --> 00:38:07.599
it made. It's so easy,
you know, the hell of it is

442
00:38:07.599 --> 00:38:13.679
though, it is the guy on
the left, that French fellow. He

443
00:38:14.519 --> 00:38:19.519
yeah, he was one of the
first people to ever see the Titanic underwater.

444
00:38:20.960 --> 00:38:23.519
He was in the original expedition.
Yeah, but they did that with

445
00:38:23.679 --> 00:38:28.639
ROVs though. Yeah, you know
what I mean, No, like this

446
00:38:28.679 --> 00:38:34.119
isn't his first time, Like he
knows, he fucking knows better. And

447
00:38:34.320 --> 00:38:36.519
the CEO, which is the one
on the top right, I mean,

448
00:38:36.840 --> 00:38:39.199
he just just trying to make a
buck, so he's spending as little as

449
00:38:39.199 --> 00:38:43.480
possible, you know. But the
rest of them, you know, they

450
00:38:43.559 --> 00:38:49.360
just I mean, they don't know, you know, maybe they're just completely

451
00:38:49.360 --> 00:38:52.360
ignorant to stuff. Well, then
it's their own fault, you know.

452
00:38:52.559 --> 00:38:54.760
I mean, if I'm being honest, the two in the middle and the

453
00:38:54.800 --> 00:38:58.599
one in the bottom right looked like
the kind of people that would hire somebody

454
00:38:58.599 --> 00:39:05.199
to replace a light switch. Yeah, yeah, you know who who didn't

455
00:39:05.239 --> 00:39:13.559
get to go? Who was super
upset he didn't get to go? Ooka,

456
00:39:13.639 --> 00:39:15.079
I all up said he was,
man, Yeah, I didn't get

457
00:39:15.119 --> 00:39:19.480
to go. Why is it when
we put him up you can't look around

458
00:39:19.559 --> 00:39:24.880
him? He takes the full screen. Yeah, you know, I hate

459
00:39:24.920 --> 00:39:28.639
to make this joke too, because
I do. I really do love Julian's

460
00:39:28.639 --> 00:39:31.039
hands. But he has the look
on his face like he just told him

461
00:39:31.039 --> 00:39:37.480
you're gonna go down to see the
Titanic in this thing? Yeah? Really?

462
00:39:37.960 --> 00:39:43.320
Yeah, good luck with that.
Yeah. You know who else does?

463
00:39:46.559 --> 00:39:57.000
Yeah? Yeah? And you know
who saw the sub? That guy?

464
00:39:57.800 --> 00:40:01.199
Whales? There's the Whales. Yeah, I'm sorry. I was closing

465
00:40:01.239 --> 00:40:07.400
it as he was open. So
we haven't got to the implosion videos yet.

466
00:40:08.039 --> 00:40:15.360
Yeah, I think we need to
take a minute and show those I

467
00:40:15.400 --> 00:40:17.159
think we should here. Let's let's
get let's go for it. Let's uh,

468
00:40:17.280 --> 00:40:29.519
let's check this one out here.
I love the horror music. I'm

469
00:40:29.519 --> 00:40:34.159
pretty sure James Cameron had a had
a hand in the soundtrack on this one.

470
00:40:36.480 --> 00:40:45.440
I feel like I feel yeah,
yeah, yeah for sure. So

471
00:40:45.559 --> 00:40:51.480
that's that is. It was Cameron
and Michael Bay that did that one.

472
00:40:52.760 --> 00:40:55.800
All right, here's the yellow one
listen. So this is essentially what happens

473
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when a submarine implodes underwater. It's
very instantained is as far as death when

474
00:41:00.519 --> 00:41:07.800
it comes to any lives that may
be on board. I hate how nice

475
00:41:07.880 --> 00:41:12.559
she sounds while she's telling me this
horrific event. We're gonna play at one

476
00:41:12.599 --> 00:41:15.320
more time real quick, because it's
like the most pleasant way I've I've ever

477
00:41:15.360 --> 00:41:20.880
been told that that you're you're like
screwed. So this is essentially what happens

478
00:41:20.880 --> 00:41:24.679
when a submarine implodes underwater. It's
very instantaneous as far as death when it

479
00:41:24.719 --> 00:41:30.440
comes to any lives that may be
on board. Somebody just typed in AI

480
00:41:30.840 --> 00:41:35.679
pleasant explanation. Yeah, yeah,
she sounds like she's trying to explain to

481
00:41:35.719 --> 00:41:40.679
me, like why I got overdraft
fees, or like she's the nurse trying

482
00:41:40.679 --> 00:41:47.199
to tell you the side effects of
all the medications they're gonna have rextelpleaning,

483
00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:58.320
Yeah, you're probably she's going to
be