S336: AI writing hoax Bigfoot, UFO, Ghost stories????

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x files dot com and now onto our

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show. Oh I'm in the wrong
I'm in the wrong spot. Welcome back,

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guys to your Kentucky x Files.
Who are who? WHOA? I

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don't know if I like being toplow? How's that's that? I like this

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because I'm actually it looks like I'm
actually looking towards you guys. Now,

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yeah, now I'm looking like Chick
did the whole time. Yeah, were

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about to break bunch this shit shit, I get her. Look at that

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perfect a man, you out there, you subscribe to this, we should

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definitely probably put our talents elsewhere.
You literally subscribe to this, no standards

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whatsoever. Oh God, how you
guys doing. How was your week?

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Shitty? Yeah? Just shitty?
Oh it was all I love my job.

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It was hot, Yeah, it
was hot out this week, And

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every time I thought it was gonna
not be hot, excuse me, it

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got hotter. Yeah, that was
fun. Yeah. I tried to fight

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it with as much beer as I
could, and then it just wasn't enough.

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Do you guys remember when we used
to get a spring Oh yeah,

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yeah, whatever to say that guy
and forever I never heard of her.

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Yeah, there used to be a
season after winter with transition from blowstering cold

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scalding hot. Yeah, and it's
I just we just don't do that anymore.

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I guess we just don't do that
anymore now, Like I want to

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say it very small, like it
gets pretty nice, like it stays in

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within the seventy to sixty range,
like between those. Yeah, it's very

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nice, nice breeze, not too
hot. Uh, But then I feel

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like that's just like a month.
I want to say, that's like round

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maybe October, Yeah, November by
full on November, it's freaking snow and

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like it's not even yeah, like
normally, I remember we used to get

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so much snow, like basically like
a white Christmas, like you always like

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you got snow on December and then
it like you get heavier snow after like

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the New Year's in the next couple
of months. But now it's it feels

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like it shifted it backwards. We
started getting snow on fucking November and it

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kind of goes into the New Year's
but it doesn't last that long. So

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February it's like we're I'm going to
be cold. Fuck yeah, but there's

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not gonna be that much snow.
You remember when everybody kept blaming it on

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global warming. Yeah, yeah,
that ended with Al Gore. Yeah,

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they're still believers, man, there's
still out there. No, don't get

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still believers out there. Then I
imagine they'll they'll merge once their number numbers

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start dwindling a lot. They're gonna
merge with the flat earthers and be the

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flat warm earthers, and then they'll
be back to kind of a sizable group

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again. Well, the whole debate
was, you know that we were heating

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up the planet and it's melting the
you know, the ice caps, and

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it's causing a nuclear winter and it
makes your you know, your computer freeze

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up and blue screen, and it's
you know, like your cell phone bowt

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update and it stopped charging, and
there's like a whole list of stuff.

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You know, your gas mileage is
worse. Now you tire that tire that

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you thought was gonna last you a
couple more months. It's going to be

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bald and no time or whatever.
There their things where I don't I don't

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remember paying. It turns out in
a twist that I didn't see coming.

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It's like m Night's Shamalama Lama ding
Dong was direct this ship. There's done

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it a bunch of times before.
We're just present for this one, so

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we're not the center of the universe
like we thought. Yeah, it's kind

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of kind of a bummer. You
remember when aerosol cans or the reason there

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was a layer? Yeah, I
remember in school they actually showed like a

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was it a like a like a
graphic, like a like an animation.

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It's like this, so, yeah, this is what aerosol cans do.

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And it shows like aerosol can floats
up and sprays and it shows that like

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it even said aerosol particles. It
shows little bubbles going up and it's like

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eating the ozone layer. I was
like, this is like, I feel

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this is well done. I remember
I've always been sort of a cynical child

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growing up, and I couldn't help. But when when I saw an animation,

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probably the same one he's talking about, when I watched it, I

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couldn't help it, and I was
just a kid. I kind of went,

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well, shit, man, that
that ozone sucks. I mean,

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if if like hairspray is the one
this that like, we need a better

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ozone, that one sucks. Yeah, And it turns out that it's event.

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Yeah. The first law of thermonite
amicxis that sealed system would be a

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major problem for us. Yeah,
so chalked that one up. Yeah yeah,

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yeah, we would uh we would
be boiling, I think, wouldn't

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we Yeah, if there was one
suffocating? Yeah, yeah, the event

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is super important. Yeah, so
I got something funny to tell you guys

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about. Oh you're gonna love this. I know you guys out there are

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gonna love this. Let me save
you guys out there a lot of time.

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See this. It's fake as fuck. Oh see, that's real.

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And that is the latest submission from
Ontario Sasquatch. I had a great reputation

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up until now, and I even
I yeah, I I as soon as

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I saw it, I was like, wow, man, at least,

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I mean, I know all these
guys are hoaxers and shit out there,

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you know, Like I know there's
a bunch I could I could think of

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like five or six right now,
but at least they tried, do you

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know what I mean? Like they
would like have the camera and right when

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you've seen the crea, it's like, oh yeah, I'm not gonna look

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at that anymore. Yeah, you
know, like a wildlife biologist would literally

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get themselves killed filming whatever it is
they're trying to get there. Dude.

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We have like documentaries with like fifteen
minutes of a guy like literally filming a

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tiger and if you could film it, you're with it. It's kill range

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and he's out there. There's nothing
in this world that's going to get him

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to put that camera away because if
he dies, he's getting once in a

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lifetime footage. So the idea of
a filming the Sasquatch and it, oh

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god, no, it's fake.
Stop looking at it. Even right now,

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I'm breaking my own rule. I'm
talking to you about it out there.

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It's fake as fuck. There's somebody
on a Facebook post said, these

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guys have no reason to fake this
all. They got a lot of reasons

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to fake it, a lot of
reasons because the more you get out there

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talk about it, more money they
make off of it. Even if you're

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talking shit about it, even if
like right now, I'm making them money

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just talking shit. Well are we
though, because we're not sending any traffic

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to them, like if we was, Well, that's true. I mean,

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if you clicked on their length though, you give them money. So

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that was the first one they sent
up. That's that's impressibly stupid. Yeah.

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And then somebody uh up the contrast, which you think they would have

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thought of this, and that's what
you get. Yeah, And somebody said,

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well, the eyes are reflective.
Let me let me show you,

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guys a cool experiment that I put
together. So were the fucking ears though,

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I think that's because it's plastic.
If I put a mask on over

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these in the darkness and you shine
a light at me, guess what you're

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gonna see? A reflective light light? Well you think, yeah, so

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there you go. I'm a hoaxer
officially. You show me green eyeshine or

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red eyeshine or something coming out of
those faces were, then we're talking about

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something then. But until that,
dude, this this shit is crazy.

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You guys saw this one, right, Yeah? I think I sent this

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to you. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, this this caught fire, right,

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Yeah, that's all. Let's start
out, should we start out with

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the origin of it, like where
it comes from? Yeah? Yeah,

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yeah, yeah, being that it's
a satire page. Yeah yeah, it's

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a what is it called The Paducah
Insider, Yeah, yeah, joke insider.

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It's a it's a it literally is
a parody website with fake stories based

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on the ton of Podu Good Kentucky. There you go. And this caught

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fire throughout the Sasquatch community, so
it's like creepy pasta. Yeah. The

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story is is that Bigfoot impregnated this
man's wife and she's never lied about it

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before, so why would she lie
now? And I'm gonna give her the

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benefit of the doubt. I mean, she looks like a pretty straight,

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straight up person, like she wouldn't, you know, And he looks he

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looks very sincere. Yeah, oh
man, I mean, honestly, maybe

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she would. There might be some
validity to this. Maybe she mistook mistook

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Sasquatch for for her dude there.
I don't know, Maybe it was dark

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I don't know. Apparently, though, according to the story, he's gonna

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he's gonna stick with her, you
know, he's gonna help her raise this

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This baby. That's that's good.
That's that's good of him. The uh,

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the part that amazed me about that
story is that it's literally from a

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satire news site that makes comical news
stories on purpose, and it spread it

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everywhere. Yeah, and people were
treating it like it was a real story.

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Oh yeah, yeah, it's that's
that's the way it works though,

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you know. It's Yeah. We
are in an age where nothing can be

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trusted and lives lives trouble faster than
the truth. Let me let me show

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you guys something real quick. I
got a couple of of interesting stories to

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show you. They're kind of short, but I have I have a point

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to this, and let me show
you what it is. Okay, the

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first one that comes through. All
right, So this is the first person

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account. After years of ghost hunting, I finally got the chance to explore

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a dilapidated mansion. It was very, very bad shape, was crumbled,

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broken windows, and you could just
imagine the amount of forgotten secrets inside it.

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I had heard all the rumors,
I'd heard every story about it that

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the mansion was haunted, and being
an avid believer in the paranormal, I

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couldn't resist the temptation to get in
there and investigate it. With trembling hands,

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I pushed open that creaking front door. The hedges protested as I tried

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to get in. The air inside
of the place was heavy and stagnant,

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and you could just feel the lost
time and decay. The shadows danced along

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the walls as I walked, my
flashlight casting them left and right like a

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dance, and I could almost already
feel a chilling presence around me. As

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I went further, the atmosphere grew
increasingly oppressive. It almost seemed like I

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was being whispered to from unseen corners, little voices. Almost it chilled my

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spine, and I kept feeling like
something was watching me. Every time a

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floorboard creek through the halls, it
was like ghostly footsteps behind me. The

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main room had a grand staircase,
and it beckoned me to continue. I

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couldn't resist. Its wooden steps groaned
as I went up. At the top,

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there was a long corridor stretched before
me, dimly lit by flickering candlelight.

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The silence was deafening and it was
only broken by the wind howling outside.

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I entered one of the rooms and
the wallpaper and tattered curtains just added

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to the ambiance of the place.
Suddenly, the chill washed over me as

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the temperature plummeted. I turned only
in time to catch a glimpse of what

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I think may have been a figure
standing in the corner. My heart skipped

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a beat, my breath literally caught
in my throat. I think this is

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a ghost. I think it was
a woman, and I think she was

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almost drifting towards me. I could
feel a presence around me, the energy

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mingling with my own energy. Images
started to flash through my mind, all

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kinds of different things. My whole
life seemed to flash before my eyes.

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Time seemed to lose all meaning.
As I stood there, I felt that

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there was a spectral presence around me. But as quickly as I thought I

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saw it, she was gone,
leaving an emptiness in the room. Needless

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to say, I got out of
there as fast as I could. Okay,

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that's one first person account. Okay, check this one out on a

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crisp autumn morning, A crisp autumn
morning, that's hard to say. Try

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that one at home. I set
out for a solo hike adventure and a

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little piece of the remote. Hey, can I pause you guys for one

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second. Yeah, I feel like
you when I have to do this without

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me. Yes, I couldn't shake
the feeling of being watched. Every rustle

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in the underbrush made me pause,
my senses on high alert. Suddenly there

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was a deafening silence that fell upon
the forest. It's as if nature itself

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was holding its breath. The hairs
on the back of my neck stood on

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end, and it was almost as
if some primal instinct and signed me was

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warning me of impending doom. And
then I saw it. A massive creature

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had emerged from the dense foliage,
and it was standing up on two legs.

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It could have easily towered over me, probably I don't know, seven

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to eight feet or more. It
looked like it was covered in dark,

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matted fur, and it also looked
like the way it was built. It

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probably had an incredible strength and definitely
its presence that would command all its face.

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Its face was partially obscured by hair, revealing a blend of hue like

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features and primal ferocity. Its eyes
were deep and piercing, but also seemed

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to hold a wisdom that transcended mere
animal instinct, and that moment I locked

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eyes with this being my heart pounding
to my chest. The creature emitted a

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low guttural growl that reverb reverb reverberated
through the forest, sending chills down my

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spine. It's sheer size and raw
power, mesmerizing me. I could feel

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my insides moving, if that makes
any sense, and overwhelmed and overwhelming fear

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and mixture inside me. I stood
rooted to the spot, I washed.

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The creature leisurely vanished from sight.
Did I just see Bigfoot? How do

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you guys think out there? If
you heard that, you'd probably think it

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pretty atypical story? Right? Both
of these stories are fake. I know

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because I generated them on chat GPT
about five minutes before we started this this

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podcast. That's fucking hilarious because I
was about to say, oh man,

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these really sound like somebody was attempting
to write something, and they sound like

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they were written by the same author
they were. They were written by every

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single first person account out there,
because that's all this does is it grabs

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stuff to fit its narrative and put
it out there. So with with chat

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gpt being a real thing, now, you can't help but wonder this isn't

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gonna help because people kind of had
the first person account as a as an

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anchor pen, you know, like, well we got first person accounts.

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That's getting narrowed down even further.
You're you're almost gonna be down to you

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either gotta be there and see it
for yourself, or you're gonna have to

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look somebody face to face and pay
attention to their you know, their body

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language, not just a story.
Because someone can tell you a story intensely,

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they can captivate you. We as
a species, we love stories.

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We love tales. We've been doing
it for years and years and years,

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you know, hundreds of thousands or
whatever, so we love it. We're

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enthralled by it. We love movies, we love books, anything that spins

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a tale. So if a person
comes up to you to tell you one

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of these, try to step back
from being enthralled by the story itself.

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Pay attention to their body language,
and that trick will help you a lot.

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Yeah, Unfortunately, chat GPT.
If you type in I think I

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typed in? What did I type
in? I'll find it's I said,

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give me realistic eyewitness reports of a
UFO sting, which I didn't read that

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one, I said, give me
a realistic eyewitness report of the moth Man.

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I should have read that one.
Give me a realistic eyewitness report of

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Bigfoot? And the first one was
a haunting, Aye, a ghost story.

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And I literally watched these typed out
in front of me. In seconds

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as this chat, GPT scours the
internet finding every bit of information that works

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for the narrative that I suggested,
and it prints it out in real time.

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Can we get a realistic first person
account of a witness of Tyler?

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Okay, give me a first person
account realistic witness of Tyler? Says,

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I'm sorry, but I am not
aware of specific information of context reference to

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Tyler in your question. So technically
Tyler is still unknown. Oh he's an

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unknown he's encrypted. Yeah, oh
shit. I shouldn't be seen Tyler.

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Um, the fans are probably gonna
want to know, did you Did you

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end up going into rehab m addictions
thing? Man? You gotta you know?

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And my incidence is this week or
no. I took a long look

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at myself and I decided to just
sit out here by a fire and kind

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of collect myself. So I've just
been sitting here just like breathing in the

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mountain air it's just the smoke too
from what it looks like. Well,

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yeah, uh I didn't that's just
the wood. That's nothing else. Oh

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I got you. What's that weird
plant growing over there by that tree?

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Nothing? Oh okay, I was
curious. Yeah, you know, on

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the comments of that video, they
deserved an honorable match in here, I'm

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just saying, like, I love
our fans. I love our fans,

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but that was the episode that you
choose to comment on, Like, we

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got a decent amount of comments on
it. Yeah, and all the other

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ones we kind of get the wishy
washy sometimes will uh. There's always like

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super fans that literally always like messaggestions, say like what's upright? But that

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was the one that you're like,
oh, I gotta comment on this one.

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It's like Stephen Dom said, is
this the prelude to Animal Farm?

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Great show? Ernie said, another
great show? Guys, your Memorial Day

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is like our remembrance Day. They
gave there today for you tomorrow. I

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like how I liked it. Ernie
kind of stepped over the bullshit and just

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kind of commented his you know what
I mean. I like that. We

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gotta get Ernie on here. Uh
Russ said, Uh, Russ, Russ

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is great. He says, uh, so can you guys feed Tyler magic

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mushrooms next week? I think it's
the next logical test. I actually commented

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back on that one. I think
you're I think you're right. So,

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I mean it makes sense. You
know, if you're gonna ramp up,

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you gotta you gotta do it in
steps, you know. Michael Gordon says,

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guys loved it Tyler. Remember I
remember those days when I was younger.

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Awesome and then well the first comment
Russ Pott was morning fellas, I

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guess we're going for a ride a
lot of fun. Man. That was

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a that was you know, there
was a there was a solid second where

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we were maybe not gonna show that, but how could we do it?

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How could we do it? We
had a we had a specific Tyler that

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morning or that night, and your
reaction time was great, dude, because

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there was a couple of times where
you're like, it just takes me back

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to the drunk episode. The drunk
episode, Maybe that needs to I feel

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like that needs to be shown.
Uh, one of these days, I'd

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say there's parts of it that should
see light of day. Yeah, you

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know, maybe not all of it. It's all audio, you know what

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I mean. But yeah, yeah, I always we can always recreate it.

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That is true. Yeah, that
shit was. I'll never forget that

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though. Get getting back the next
day and putting the headphones on and press

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play, start listening to see where
I need to start editing, you know,

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and I'm like, we're not saying
words anymore. I don't even think

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we're finishing complete sentences. We got
to a point where I know, at

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the time we could understand each other, but with the sober mind listening to

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it, I couldn't speak the language
anymore because we get excited and we're like,

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and I'm listening to this, like
did I just say yahaha, pacha.

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I have to take that one back
to the tapes and I rewind it

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and listen again. I'm like I
heard the first part of it, and

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then it just kind of it's like
my like all of us were toward it,

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like our our voices would just start
swerving. Yeah. So I remember

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like getting with you guys the next
day, like, hey, guys,

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I got uh, I got bad
news. I don't I don't know if

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we're gonna be don't nobody's gonna be
able to understand what we're saying. It

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was bad, but it was It
was a lot of fun. It was

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just you know, one night I'd
like to, uh, I'd like to

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get together, do us a do
us a campfire again, you know,

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and uh set up a live stream. Yeah. I figured out a way

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we could do this, and it
would be It won't be high tech,

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you know what I mean. It's
not gonna be fancy Mike's and fancy cameras.

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It's probably be one camera right there
with a with a live feed and

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a chat and we're just bullshit back
and forth. You know. Probably be

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a good time. Yeah, we
gotta We would need a lot top of

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that one one. Yeah, yeah, we need a leaftip and uh,

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honestly, like one camera I think
would do it. Yeah we can.

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I can bring my um my camera. We're gonna yeah couple and plus on

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top of it, we can we
can still bring our mics back because we

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have the roadcaster who says the interface. That's true. The only thing we're

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gonna have to hold our mics because
I don't think unless we could somehow take

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our like the arms and catch them
to something. Oh I no longer use

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one of those boom arms over here, because I got two in a row

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that fucked up. M hm.
So I'd have it clamped and it's like

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good to go, and I'd be
sitting there and all of a sudden,

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it's just like temper and I'm like
the first one. I'm like, all

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right, well, this one's cheap
one. I'll buy a replacement. I

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buy a nice replacement. Hook it
up. It was like three weeks later,

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dude, it just yam and I'm
like, you know what, I'm

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done with these? So I got
the boom stays. I have the same

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I had the same thing, but
it was because like the bottom part,

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the little like sea clamp. Now
I don't have enough. I didn't have

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enough room because there's like a bar
under my table, so it would only

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get like an inch of table that
was sticking out, and it wouldn't it

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wouldn't go far back enough to hit
the bar. So what I did was

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I was like, no, what
screw this. I took a saws all

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as like damn, I cut into
the bar so I could slide it over

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the bar. Now, dude,
this is rocket grabraltar not going anywhere.

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If I pulled this right now my
whole setup is going pro tips out there

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for podcasting. Sometimes you have to
alter your table. Sometimes you do.

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Yeah, I've got mine. Uh, I've got the the cheap stand um

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and it's a test that like the
little tiny stands they have that, well,

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I have those, but those are
what are in front of the amplifiers.

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Um, those are our um,
our actual guitar rig mic setups because

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they fly up perfectly to the bottom
speaker. No, I've got the oh

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lost audio on there we go.
Nope, I heard it for a second

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though it clicked nothing there Oh there
you are. I need a new XLR.

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Damn it. They have. These
are all problems you cant to deal

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with out there when you stay ships
am I here and now? Yeah you

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can hear me? Yep, okay
it, I'm gonna adjust this a little

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bit. All right, still good, yep? All right? Cool?

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Yeah, are good? I was
still muted. Shit my bad, Josh,

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but we lost Tyler. Yeah,
I've got uh, I've got the

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the cheap accordion stand munt into our
rack. Okay, so it's like stretched

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over to you. Yeah, well
it's not really. I mean, here,

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let's see if I can do this. I will I'll do the fans

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of Solid and I'll take a picture
of the workstation and you can I'll send

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it to our chat on Facebook and
you could post it. Oh, since

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we're talking about what our whole setups
now, like, so, how's the

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new chair working out for you?
But there, Gibbs, Um, it's

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a little creekier than the previous one, but so far I haven't went ass

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or a tea kettle in it.
Yeah, dude, I was luckily,

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like, I feel bad for the
people that were watching this because they didn't

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get to see the like the look
on your face, because we were watching

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a video that Danny was plagued,
and I was like, on our end,

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we could see this, are like
like we're in que We have a

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little other videos of each of us
down on the bottom left hand corner on

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stream yard here, And as I
was watching, I see Gibbs like this,

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and I tried my best to keep
myself like, yeah, ye there

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it is okay that bed, Yeah
it works out pretty good. It.

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We'll sneak peek of the headline I'm
about to talk about too sweetwater. You're

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you're gone? Yeah, where's your
audio? Is he muting? What?

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No? I think I'm coming that
ship, I said, uh, I'll

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take you back. It's a couple
of seconds. Here is the replay.

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I said, look at that ship
segue out of the park. Boom yea

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boom. So I have probably the
greatest headline for our show ever, and

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I'm going to I'm just gonna share
my screen because the actual article itself is

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kind of cool, but the headlines
for that all right, asteroid the size

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of twenty eight sheep as long as
a hundred ships. Yeah, that is

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amazing. How did they get the
sheep's up there right? To measure it?

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Right? Yep? Asteroid the size
of twenty eight sheeps to ram past

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the earth? Boom? That guy's
definitely using chat GPT right why why why?

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Yeah? I will use anything to
measure with except the metric system.

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Yes, yeah, dude, speaking
of that real quick, Josh, if

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you want to read more segue.
This was sent from a fan that said,

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uh, this made me think of
you guys, because you guys will

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literally use anything other than the metric
system to measure and that's a fair assystement

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And to that fan, that fan's
credit. I believe that picture has been

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passed back and forth between us at
least three or four times. Yeah,

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I think we, in fact do
find that hilarious. If I'm saying this

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right. This is from Abron,
so I hopefully I'm saying it right.

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He can correct me if he if
he hears this, Yeah, it's pretty

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awesome. Two dicks big, But
I've even said that to you guys.

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I measurement though, yeah, because
if I'm using my measurement myself, it's

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it's not that long. I want
to say. It's probably about yeah,

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big just saved. That's the reason
why we can't do is everybody's measures stick

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is different. You know, we
would. I imagine there's some shows out

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there that go, I wonder why
we don't get picked up by like a

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big net not this show we know
exactly, Yeah, no questions. Yeah,

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they're like, guys, we we
can't use your format. It's just

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too We're like, yeah, you're
right, we get it. We know.

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Hey, I'm just saying we there's
a chance that we could get picked

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up by something somebody, because I'm
just saying, there is so stupid shows

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out there. Okay. I am
a big fan of Rick and Morty.

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I like it, but dude,
that stuff has some fucked up shit in

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it. Dude, there's so much
like I hate to say it, but

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incest in it, and it's screwed
up and it plays on fucking cable television.

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Right, So I'm just saying,
I don't feel like we're that bad

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man. Okay, I'll agree with
you there, but we're definitely not your

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average you know, average podcast.
Yeah, we're not here. We're not

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your average talk about the weird shit
stuff. You know, there's most people

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out there taking everything super serious and
eating everything like it's you know, like

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it's you know, literature handed down
from the gods, and we're like,

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but there's two by four is at
least two hund long. You know how

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many sheep's big? Do you think
that is? You know? That's that's

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where we go. We have probably
like the snout snout, But I'd like

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to say that we're like the equivalent
of like the dickheads that like sit in

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Walmart's parking lot and look at people
and just well I was talking about the

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ones that, like I they they
haven't done in a while. I think

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they disbanded, like the Walmart by
us. They used to, like all

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the truck guys used to park at
like out on left field of Walmart and

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just yeah, yeah, my truck. Oh those guys, Yeah yeah.

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I actually went up there one time. I was driving a sigh on TC.

406
00:36:59.239 --> 00:37:02.519
I was like, can I do
when your guys club? They didn't

407
00:37:02.519 --> 00:37:06.679
seem like they were really kind of
prejudice man, if they didn't let you,

408
00:37:06.760 --> 00:37:13.960
I mean, are identifies as a
truck that a kind of words we

409
00:37:14.000 --> 00:37:22.360
probably shouldn't open, probably not,
probably not, probably not, probably not.

410
00:37:22.480 --> 00:37:28.920
On the month, the LGBQ month. Let's just let me make a

411
00:37:28.960 --> 00:37:36.119
statement that's not related in any way. Chat bet GPT comes up with all

412
00:37:36.199 --> 00:37:49.320
kinds of fucking crazy ass ideas letting
you assemble that one. You know,

413
00:37:49.480 --> 00:37:54.960
I don't know. I don't know. Mhmm, okay, okay that I'm

414
00:37:55.000 --> 00:38:00.840
gonna leave that very very vague because
someone's gonna come up and say, you're

415
00:38:00.920 --> 00:38:08.280
saying me things I say all kinds
of shit. You know, people say

416
00:38:08.320 --> 00:38:13.840
shit. Stop letting words get to
you. That's what I'm gonna say.

417
00:38:13.880 --> 00:38:16.159
And I've always said this too.
It's like this, are you if you're

418
00:38:16.159 --> 00:38:25.159
gonna let three dickheads on a like
paranormal sci fi podcast get to you?

419
00:38:27.480 --> 00:38:30.000
I feel like you have bigger problems
many. Sorry, it's like this,

420
00:38:30.559 --> 00:38:37.039
just do you dude, speaking of
of sci fi? Sorry, I wanted

421
00:38:37.079 --> 00:38:39.480
to ask you this, Tyler,
mainly because you're you're you're like a movie

422
00:38:39.559 --> 00:38:44.440
dude, and I know it.
Have you watched that movie sixty five yet?

423
00:38:45.239 --> 00:38:51.519
Yes? Okay? Were you like
super into it or did you get

424
00:38:51.559 --> 00:38:53.440
the same thing that I got out
of it? I felt like it was

425
00:38:53.519 --> 00:38:59.719
kind of like what was it after
Earth? Kind of it? Kind of

426
00:38:59.760 --> 00:39:04.519
that Will Smith movie. Yeah,
honestly, I don't know, Like I

427
00:39:04.639 --> 00:39:08.199
was like, I don't know,
like it didn't. I was really excited,

428
00:39:08.320 --> 00:39:13.559
like I've been waiting for it because
we still got that early access bullshit

429
00:39:13.679 --> 00:39:22.320
since of the said stuff where you
had to pay twenty bucks to rent the

430
00:39:22.360 --> 00:39:24.760
fucking things like this. So I
waited until it dropped price to like five

431
00:39:24.800 --> 00:39:30.000
bucks, and I I hate that
so much. Yeah, no, fucking

432
00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:34.800
twenty dollars to rent a movie.
Fucking twenty dollars. It's early access.

433
00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:36.960
I was like, I get it, but I was like, god,

434
00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:43.559
dang it, stop, I've been
waiting for The Pope's Exorcist m to get

435
00:39:43.599 --> 00:39:47.400
come down to rent a bull numbers. Yeah, And it's like it's like

436
00:39:47.599 --> 00:39:52.400
twenty four dollars to buy it,
twenty dollars to rent it. I'm like,

437
00:39:53.920 --> 00:40:00.800
what the fuck that's like, that's
literally four bucks if I fucking hate

438
00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:06.440
it, you know what I mean? I still spent too much. Sons

439
00:40:06.480 --> 00:40:12.960
of bitches sleep at night? Are
you seriously waiting for a Russell Crow movie?

440
00:40:13.119 --> 00:40:17.400
I want to see Maximus Despus Meuridius
battle the devil himself in this world

441
00:40:17.480 --> 00:40:22.800
or the next. I want to
see it. But yeah, what I

442
00:40:22.840 --> 00:40:28.400
thought of the movie was I thought
it was mediocre. I'm glad that I

443
00:40:28.440 --> 00:40:35.280
didn't spend it. I was just
I was very confused. I was like,

444
00:40:35.639 --> 00:40:37.920
I feel like that the writers got
halfway through it and they were like,

445
00:40:39.400 --> 00:40:42.800
oh man, you want to go
get like a bagel or something.

446
00:40:44.679 --> 00:40:49.519
I don't feel like finishing this.
Let's just let's just like make the dinosaur

447
00:40:49.559 --> 00:40:53.079
attack or something. I don't know. Any other one was like, yeah,

448
00:40:53.159 --> 00:40:58.239
yeah, you're right, Trevor,
and I think it's let's go.

449
00:40:58.880 --> 00:41:05.679
I felt like it was kind of
like, yeah, I don't if somebody

450
00:41:05.679 --> 00:41:07.159
wants to watch it, I'm not
gonna spoil it for you. But I

451
00:41:07.199 --> 00:41:13.719
thought the whole whole thing was kind
of schma. Yeah, Josh, have

452
00:41:13.719 --> 00:41:16.679
you seen it? No? Yeah, I don't know. If man,

453
00:41:17.440 --> 00:41:23.840
if it's on and you have like
a like a serious stabilitating disease or something

454
00:41:23.880 --> 00:41:28.119
and you can't leave the bed,
maybe watch it. I don't know.

455
00:41:29.320 --> 00:41:34.000
Well, oddly enough, I don't
have a TV in my bedroom. Well

456
00:41:34.280 --> 00:41:37.280
thanks, you're good. You don't
even have to. You don't even have

457
00:41:37.360 --> 00:41:44.199
to, like you know, is
that a matter of principle. Oh,

458
00:41:44.280 --> 00:41:47.599
yeah, they're to be in the
bedroom. Yeah, I don't because you

459
00:41:47.599 --> 00:41:52.159
feel like if you start watching something, you're just gonna stay up. That's

460
00:41:52.199 --> 00:41:54.679
a problem. Yes, yeah,
I hate that. See, I have

461
00:41:54.719 --> 00:42:00.280
a TV in my bedroom and that
happens to me quite a bit. So

462
00:42:00.400 --> 00:42:04.639
I think you're probably in the right
on this one. Yeah, there's there's

463
00:42:04.679 --> 00:42:09.159
no TV in the bedroom. Yeah, I'm weird. I I had to

464
00:42:09.199 --> 00:42:15.320
have some type of sound in the
background. Well, I got dead.

465
00:42:15.920 --> 00:42:19.920
Most of the time. I'll let
the fan kind of soothe me the sleep.

466
00:42:20.360 --> 00:42:22.639
Yeah, but I still turn on
some type of movie and I turn

467
00:42:22.679 --> 00:42:30.239
it down like to ten every time, and I just like but sometimes like

468
00:42:30.239 --> 00:42:36.039
like if I hear something, I'm
like start looking at it. I was

469
00:42:36.079 --> 00:42:39.880
like, shit, you need to
go to bed. Yeah, I hate

470
00:42:39.880 --> 00:42:43.960
it because like I'll be sitting here
and uh, I'll put on like a

471
00:42:44.079 --> 00:42:49.119
UFO show or or you know,
some kind of unexplained show. I'm like,

472
00:42:49.159 --> 00:42:52.599
all right, you know, I'm
gonna I'm gonna let this to soothe

473
00:42:52.599 --> 00:42:57.199
me to sleep, you know,
like letting, letting it wash over me.

474
00:42:57.360 --> 00:43:00.639
Supplemental education, right, yeah,
yeah, And then like ten minutes

475
00:43:00.719 --> 00:43:08.760
later, I'm sitting here like yeah, oh my god. And then then

476
00:43:08.760 --> 00:43:15.559
I realized like, oh shit,
I gotta go to bed. So it

477
00:43:15.599 --> 00:43:19.760
always ends up like a good solid
ten fifteen minutes, and then I just

478
00:43:19.800 --> 00:43:22.719
turned it off because I'm like,
I'm never gonna get a sleep by if

479
00:43:22.719 --> 00:43:30.840
I'm continuously stimulated. Yeah, yeah, I just you know. And the

480
00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:35.440
other thing too, is just we
only had one TV in the house when

481
00:43:35.440 --> 00:43:39.000
I was growing up. Yeah,
there was the only one who was in

482
00:43:39.039 --> 00:43:44.320
the living room. And that was
just how it was. You know.

483
00:43:44.400 --> 00:43:50.480
I didn't get my own TV until
I was probably fourteen. It's a big,

484
00:43:50.519 --> 00:43:53.840
gass tube television with more wood in
it than the fucking cabinets in the

485
00:43:53.920 --> 00:44:00.280
kitchen. Absolutely. Yeah. It
was a big console four model and it

486
00:44:00.320 --> 00:44:05.000
was given to us or something big
ass dial. Yeah. No, mine

487
00:44:05.079 --> 00:44:07.480
was the pink pink. Oh you
had the buttons, damn. Yeah,

488
00:44:07.519 --> 00:44:10.800
it's awesome. You had to you
had to like push a secret button and

489
00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:20.280
the wood door would pop open and
hell yeah. Yeah. I'll never forget

490
00:44:20.400 --> 00:44:24.360
growing up because my my grandfather had
this massive antenna attached to the house.

491
00:44:25.320 --> 00:44:29.119
Not being there, like sitting in
the floor in front of the TV watching

492
00:44:29.159 --> 00:44:31.039
it and it's like crystal clear,
and I'm like, gosh, this is

493
00:44:31.199 --> 00:44:40.239
awesome. A rabbity ears at home. Suck. You're like, don't move.

494
00:44:40.760 --> 00:44:45.239
Did you ever put foil on it? Heay, you have to put

495
00:44:45.320 --> 00:44:51.519
foil on it? That amplifies the
signal. Everybody knows that something in the

496
00:44:51.559 --> 00:45:00.559
foil captures more TV signals. I
remember, I can't remember. I remember

497
00:45:00.599 --> 00:45:05.239
when I got my first TV in
my room, and I think it it

498
00:45:05.360 --> 00:45:07.440
was that one Remember the Z What
was the Z? It looked like a

499
00:45:07.480 --> 00:45:13.239
thunderbolt. What's the name of that
Zenith? Yeah? Like the Yeah those

500
00:45:13.320 --> 00:45:20.159
TV's yea so fucking old. I
think mine was a Philco and it actually

501
00:45:20.159 --> 00:45:22.960
creeched me out, like I had
nightmares because of the damn TV. Because

502
00:45:23.000 --> 00:45:27.320
I'll be like laying there and then
i'll I'll hear it come on, and

503
00:45:27.360 --> 00:45:30.320
I'm like, and it was just
the static, remember the like, yeah,

504
00:45:30.320 --> 00:45:37.199
the white buck And I was like, the only way to turn it

505
00:45:37.239 --> 00:45:40.960
on was to press the button on
itself, but it would turn itself on,

506
00:45:42.840 --> 00:45:45.760
not the static build up. Yeah. Do you guys remember there was

507
00:45:45.800 --> 00:45:52.360
an episode of Unsolved Mysteries and it
was about I want to say it was

508
00:45:52.360 --> 00:45:58.320
a hotel and in the episode they're
talking about the haunting and they show this

509
00:45:58.719 --> 00:46:02.480
old tube type TV and it's like
a black screen and then all of a

510
00:46:02.480 --> 00:46:07.239
sudden, two eyes pop open on
it. Yeah. I was like maybe

511
00:46:07.320 --> 00:46:15.320
eight years old when that came out. That shit freaked me out. To

512
00:46:15.480 --> 00:46:17.880
this day, if I walk past
the black TV, I'm like, dude,

513
00:46:19.360 --> 00:46:23.440
the movie Critters, the first Critters
movie got me in such a way

514
00:46:23.480 --> 00:46:29.960
that to this day, I expect
a pair of red eyes to open up

515
00:46:30.039 --> 00:46:35.119
right outside the kitchen window. Yeah, dude, I'll never forget that scene

516
00:46:35.159 --> 00:46:39.760
because she's like washing the dishes and
also do you see the eyes open up

517
00:46:39.800 --> 00:46:45.519
and like looking at her out the
window and she's like and I felt that

518
00:46:45.599 --> 00:46:49.400
shit like I was screaming with her, Like yeah, to this day,

519
00:46:49.400 --> 00:46:52.159
I'm like, you want to get
me, get some fake red eyes and

520
00:46:52.199 --> 00:46:55.280
put them outside my window and you
get a reaction any eyes. Let's not

521
00:46:55.280 --> 00:47:01.440
forget about kel Man cow Man.
Yeah, it's amazing. Man. I

522
00:47:01.480 --> 00:47:07.480
remember we had h the same kind
of big wooden box TV with antenna for

523
00:47:07.599 --> 00:47:15.559
years and then U finally one day
my parents were like, we're getting satellite

524
00:47:15.599 --> 00:47:20.840
television. I'm like, I don't
know what what what's that mean? Yeah?

525
00:47:20.880 --> 00:47:22.360
What is that? And they're like, well, we're gonna get like

526
00:47:22.519 --> 00:47:28.920
hundreds of channels, and I'm thinking
My My thought was, let is just

527
00:47:29.000 --> 00:47:32.800
being a kid. My thought was, but most of the channels don't have

528
00:47:32.880 --> 00:47:38.440
nothing on them, because you know
when you flip through yeah, there's a

529
00:47:38.480 --> 00:47:42.920
bunch of blanks. Yeah, you
get to do and you're like yeah,

530
00:47:43.079 --> 00:47:45.599
or duplicates yeah yeah. So I'm
thinking, like, God, I gotta

531
00:47:45.599 --> 00:47:49.639
flip through hundreds of them now to
find something to watch. That sucks,

532
00:47:50.000 --> 00:47:53.519
yeah, Because I remember like we
had where I lived. I was on

533
00:47:53.519 --> 00:47:59.960
a ridge and it was fairly clear
behind us because of this enormous hayfield behind

534
00:48:00.199 --> 00:48:04.480
us, and we had a huge
set of rabbit ears. They were like

535
00:48:04.559 --> 00:48:10.159
six foot long, and we would
pick up Lexington TV. God. Yeah,

536
00:48:10.199 --> 00:48:16.360
so I had like eight PBS channels, damn, but they were all

537
00:48:16.400 --> 00:48:21.280
the same shit, you know,
like it was everything was on at the

538
00:48:21.280 --> 00:48:24.679
same time. You know. Yeah, it was crazy. My parents got

539
00:48:24.719 --> 00:48:30.119
this just giant satellite dish installed.
This crew came in. They took a

540
00:48:30.199 --> 00:48:36.400
construction crew up up on top of
the hill and like put in this massive,

541
00:48:36.559 --> 00:48:40.320
like seven foot dish with a motor
on it, and shit like it

542
00:48:40.360 --> 00:48:46.280
was nuts right and down at the
house. They had to program it so

543
00:48:46.320 --> 00:48:52.360
it could get the satellites. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, that's

544
00:48:52.440 --> 00:48:57.199
crazy, like this is this is
like some high tech shit, like is

545
00:48:57.199 --> 00:49:00.400
this for real? And they're like, okay, well, if you want

546
00:49:00.400 --> 00:49:01.880
to watch this movie, you have
to change satellites. So you had to

547
00:49:01.920 --> 00:49:07.960
literally press like seek or whatever,
and then press the number of the satellite

548
00:49:07.960 --> 00:49:12.360
you were trying to seek and you
hit it, and up on the hill,

549
00:49:12.519 --> 00:49:17.920
the satellite would come to life the
dish it would be like it would

550
00:49:17.960 --> 00:49:24.519
like adjust. I thought this was
the coolest fucking thing I'd ever seen.

551
00:49:25.440 --> 00:49:36.000
Yeah. Yeah, so I got
yelled at so many fucking times because all

552
00:49:36.039 --> 00:49:37.840
I did was run in the room, hit it and then run to the

553
00:49:37.840 --> 00:49:38.960
Windows, I watch it,