S336: AI writing hoax Bigfoot, UFO, Ghost stories????

0:00 You are listening to The Kentucky X Files Season three with your hosts Dennis Mays, Tyler Stewarts, and Josh Gibbs. Don't forget to subscribe to us on your YouTube, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also visit us at www dot k y x files dot com and now onto our show. Oh I'm in the wrong I'm in the wrong spot. Welcome back, guys to your Kentucky x Files. Who are who? WHOA? I don't know if I like being toplow? How's that's that? I like this because I'm actually it looks like I'm actually looking towards you guys. Now, yeah, now I'm looking like Chick did the whole time. Yeah, were about to break bunch this shit shit, I get her. Look at that perfect a man, you out there, you subscribe to this, we should definitely probably put our talents elsewhere. You literally subscribe to this, no standards

1:34 whatsoever. Oh God, how you guys doing. How was your week? Shitty? Yeah? Just shitty? Oh it was all I love my job. It was hot, Yeah, it was hot out this week, And every time I thought it was gonna not be hot, excuse me, it got hotter. Yeah, that was fun. Yeah. I tried to fight it with as much beer as I could, and then it just wasn't enough. Do you guys remember when we used to get a spring Oh yeah, yeah, whatever to say that guy and forever I never heard of her.

2:20 Yeah, there used to be a season after winter with transition from blowstering cold scalding hot. Yeah, and it's I just we just don't do that anymore. I guess we just don't do that anymore now, Like I want to say it very small, like it gets pretty nice, like it stays in within the seventy to sixty range, like between those. Yeah, it's very nice, nice breeze, not too hot. Uh, But then I feel like that's just like a month. I want to say, that's like round maybe October, Yeah, November by full on November, it's freaking snow and like it's not even yeah, like normally, I remember we used to get so much snow, like basically like a white Christmas, like you always like you got snow on December and then it like you get heavier snow after like the New Year's in the next couple of months. But now it's it feels like it shifted it backwards. We started getting snow on fucking November and it kind of goes into the New Year's but it doesn't last that long. So February it's like we're I'm going to be cold. Fuck yeah, but there's not gonna be that much snow. You remember when everybody kept blaming it on global warming. Yeah, yeah, that ended with Al Gore. Yeah,

3:50 they're still believers, man, there's still out there. No, don't get still believers out there. Then I imagine they'll they'll merge once their number numbers start dwindling a lot. They're gonna merge with the flat earthers and be the flat warm earthers, and then they'll be back to kind of a sizable group again. Well, the whole debate was, you know that we were heating up the planet and it's melting the you know, the ice caps, and it's causing a nuclear winter and it makes your you know, your computer freeze up and blue screen, and it's you know, like your cell phone bowt update and it stopped charging, and there's like a whole list of stuff.

4:36 You know, your gas mileage is worse. Now you tire that tire that you thought was gonna last you a couple more months. It's going to be bald and no time or whatever. There their things where I don't I don't remember paying. It turns out in a twist that I didn't see coming. It's like m Night's Shamalama Lama ding Dong was direct this ship. There's done it a bunch of times before. We're just present for this one, so we're not the center of the universe like we thought. Yeah, it's kind of kind of a bummer. You remember when aerosol cans or the reason there was a layer? Yeah, I remember in school they actually showed like a was it a like a like a graphic, like a like an animation.

5:30 It's like this, so, yeah, this is what aerosol cans do. And it shows like aerosol can floats up and sprays and it shows that like it even said aerosol particles. It shows little bubbles going up and it's like eating the ozone layer. I was like, this is like, I feel this is well done. I remember I've always been sort of a cynical child growing up, and I couldn't help. But when when I saw an animation, probably the same one he's talking about, when I watched it, I couldn't help it, and I was just a kid. I kind of went, well, shit, man, that that ozone sucks. I mean, if if like hairspray is the one this that like, we need a better ozone, that one sucks. Yeah, And it turns out that it's event.

6:28 Yeah. The first law of thermonite amicxis that sealed system would be a major problem for us. Yeah, so chalked that one up. Yeah yeah, yeah, we would uh we would be boiling, I think, wouldn't we Yeah, if there was one suffocating? Yeah, yeah, the event is super important. Yeah, so I got something funny to tell you guys about. Oh you're gonna love this. I know you guys out there are gonna love this. Let me save you guys out there a lot of time. See this. It's fake as fuck. Oh see, that's real.

7:08 And that is the latest submission from Ontario Sasquatch. I had a great reputation up until now, and I even I yeah, I I as soon as I saw it, I was like, wow, man, at least, I mean, I know all these guys are hoaxers and shit out there, you know, Like I know there's a bunch I could I could think of like five or six right now, but at least they tried, do you know what I mean? Like they would like have the camera and right when you've seen the crea, it's like, oh yeah, I'm not gonna look at that anymore. Yeah, you know, like a wildlife biologist would literally get themselves killed filming whatever it is they're trying to get there. Dude.

8:00 We have like documentaries with like fifteen minutes of a guy like literally filming a tiger and if you could film it, you're with it. It's kill range and he's out there. There's nothing in this world that's going to get him to put that camera away because if he dies, he's getting once in a lifetime footage. So the idea of a filming the Sasquatch and it, oh god, no, it's fake. Stop looking at it. Even right now, I'm breaking my own rule. I'm talking to you about it out there. It's fake as fuck. There's somebody on a Facebook post said, these guys have no reason to fake this all. They got a lot of reasons to fake it, a lot of reasons because the more you get out there talk about it, more money they make off of it. Even if you're talking shit about it, even if like right now, I'm making them money just talking shit. Well are we though, because we're not sending any traffic to them, like if we was, Well, that's true. I mean, if you clicked on their length though, you give them money. So that was the first one they sent up. That's that's impressibly stupid. Yeah.

9:16 And then somebody uh up the contrast, which you think they would have thought of this, and that's what you get. Yeah, And somebody said, well, the eyes are reflective. Let me let me show you, guys a cool experiment that I put together. So were the fucking ears though, I think that's because it's plastic. If I put a mask on over these in the darkness and you shine a light at me, guess what you're gonna see? A reflective light light? Well you think, yeah, so there you go. I'm a hoaxer officially. You show me green eyeshine or red eyeshine or something coming out of those faces were, then we're talking about something then. But until that, dude, this this shit is crazy.

10:20 You guys saw this one, right, Yeah? I think I sent this to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this this caught fire, right, Yeah, that's all. Let's start out, should we start out with the origin of it, like where it comes from? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, being that it's a satire page. Yeah yeah, it's a what is it called The Paducah Insider, Yeah, yeah, joke insider. It's a it's a it literally is a parody website with fake stories based on the ton of Podu Good Kentucky. There you go. And this caught fire throughout the Sasquatch community, so it's like creepy pasta. Yeah. The story is is that Bigfoot impregnated this man's wife and she's never lied about it before, so why would she lie now? And I'm gonna give her the benefit of the doubt. I mean, she looks like a pretty straight, straight up person, like she wouldn't, you know, And he looks he looks very sincere. Yeah, oh man, I mean, honestly, maybe she would. There might be some validity to this. Maybe she mistook mistook Sasquatch for for her dude there. I don't know, Maybe it was dark I don't know. Apparently, though, according to the story, he's gonna

11:50 he's gonna stick with her, you know, he's gonna help her raise this This baby. That's that's good. That's that's good of him. The uh, the part that amazed me about that story is that it's literally from a satire news site that makes comical news stories on purpose, and it spread it everywhere. Yeah, and people were treating it like it was a real story. Oh yeah, yeah, it's that's that's the way it works though, you know. It's Yeah. We are in an age where nothing can be trusted and lives lives trouble faster than the truth. Let me let me show you guys something real quick. I got a couple of of interesting stories to show you. They're kind of short, but I have I have a point to this, and let me show you what it is. Okay, the first one that comes through. All right, So this is the first person account. After years of ghost hunting, I finally got the chance to explore a dilapidated mansion. It was very, very bad shape, was crumbled, broken windows, and you could just imagine the amount of forgotten secrets inside it.

13:07 I had heard all the rumors, I'd heard every story about it that the mansion was haunted, and being an avid believer in the paranormal, I couldn't resist the temptation to get in there and investigate it. With trembling hands, I pushed open that creaking front door. The hedges protested as I tried to get in. The air inside of the place was heavy and stagnant, and you could just feel the lost time and decay. The shadows danced along the walls as I walked, my flashlight casting them left and right like a dance, and I could almost already feel a chilling presence around me. As I went further, the atmosphere grew increasingly oppressive. It almost seemed like I was being whispered to from unseen corners, little voices. Almost it chilled my spine, and I kept feeling like something was watching me. Every time a floorboard creek through the halls, it was like ghostly footsteps behind me. The main room had a grand staircase, and it beckoned me to continue. I couldn't resist. Its wooden steps groaned as I went up. At the top, there was a long corridor stretched before me, dimly lit by flickering candlelight.

14:20 The silence was deafening and it was only broken by the wind howling outside. I entered one of the rooms and the wallpaper and tattered curtains just added to the ambiance of the place. Suddenly, the chill washed over me as the temperature plummeted. I turned only in time to catch a glimpse of what I think may have been a figure standing in the corner. My heart skipped a beat, my breath literally caught in my throat. I think this is a ghost. I think it was a woman, and I think she was almost drifting towards me. I could feel a presence around me, the energy mingling with my own energy. Images started to flash through my mind, all kinds of different things. My whole life seemed to flash before my eyes.

15:13 Time seemed to lose all meaning. As I stood there, I felt that there was a spectral presence around me. But as quickly as I thought I saw it, she was gone, leaving an emptiness in the room. Needless to say, I got out of there as fast as I could. Okay, that's one first person account. Okay, check this one out on a crisp autumn morning, A crisp autumn morning, that's hard to say. Try that one at home. I set out for a solo hike adventure and a little piece of the remote. Hey, can I pause you guys for one second. Yeah, I feel like you when I have to do this without me. Yes, I couldn't shake the feeling of being watched. Every rustle in the underbrush made me pause, my senses on high alert. Suddenly there was a deafening silence that fell upon the forest. It's as if nature itself was holding its breath. The hairs on the back of my neck stood on end, and it was almost as if some primal instinct and signed me was warning me of impending doom. And then I saw it. A massive creature had emerged from the dense foliage, and it was standing up on two legs.

16:37 It could have easily towered over me, probably I don't know, seven to eight feet or more. It looked like it was covered in dark, matted fur, and it also looked like the way it was built. It probably had an incredible strength and definitely its presence that would command all its face. Its face was partially obscured by hair, revealing a blend of hue like features and primal ferocity. Its eyes were deep and piercing, but also seemed to hold a wisdom that transcended mere animal instinct, and that moment I locked eyes with this being my heart pounding to my chest. The creature emitted a low guttural growl that reverb reverb reverberated through the forest, sending chills down my spine. It's sheer size and raw power, mesmerizing me. I could feel my insides moving, if that makes any sense, and overwhelmed and overwhelming fear and mixture inside me. I stood rooted to the spot, I washed.

17:40 The creature leisurely vanished from sight. Did I just see Bigfoot? How do you guys think out there? If you heard that, you'd probably think it pretty atypical story? Right? Both of these stories are fake. I know because I generated them on chat GPT about five minutes before we started this this podcast. That's fucking hilarious because I was about to say, oh man, these really sound like somebody was attempting to write something, and they sound like they were written by the same author they were. They were written by every single first person account out there, because that's all this does is it grabs stuff to fit its narrative and put it out there. So with with chat gpt being a real thing, now, you can't help but wonder this isn't gonna help because people kind of had the first person account as a as an anchor pen, you know, like, well we got first person accounts.

18:49 That's getting narrowed down even further. You're you're almost gonna be down to you either gotta be there and see it for yourself, or you're gonna have to look somebody face to face and pay attention to their you know, their body language, not just a story. Because someone can tell you a story intensely, they can captivate you. We as a species, we love stories. We love tales. We've been doing it for years and years and years, you know, hundreds of thousands or whatever, so we love it. We're enthralled by it. We love movies, we love books, anything that spins a tale. So if a person comes up to you to tell you one of these, try to step back from being enthralled by the story itself.

19:37 Pay attention to their body language, and that trick will help you a lot. Yeah, Unfortunately, chat GPT. If you type in I think I typed in? What did I type in? I'll find it's I said, give me realistic eyewitness reports of a UFO sting, which I didn't read that one, I said, give me a realistic eyewitness report of the moth Man. I should have read that one. Give me a realistic eyewitness report of Bigfoot? And the first one was a haunting, Aye, a ghost story. And I literally watched these typed out in front of me. In seconds as this chat, GPT scours the internet finding every bit of information that works for the narrative that I suggested, and it prints it out in real time.

20:33 Can we get a realistic first person account of a witness of Tyler? Okay, give me a first person account realistic witness of Tyler? Says, I'm sorry, but I am not aware of specific information of context reference to Tyler in your question. So technically Tyler is still unknown. Oh he's an unknown he's encrypted. Yeah, oh shit. I shouldn't be seen Tyler.

21:18 Um, the fans are probably gonna want to know, did you Did you end up going into rehab m addictions thing? Man? You gotta you know? And my incidence is this week or no. I took a long look at myself and I decided to just sit out here by a fire and kind of collect myself. So I've just been sitting here just like breathing in the mountain air it's just the smoke too from what it looks like. Well, yeah, uh I didn't that's just the wood. That's nothing else. Oh I got you. What's that weird plant growing over there by that tree?

22:07 Nothing? Oh okay, I was curious. Yeah, you know, on the comments of that video, they deserved an honorable match in here, I'm just saying, like, I love our fans. I love our fans, but that was the episode that you choose to comment on, Like, we got a decent amount of comments on it. Yeah, and all the other ones we kind of get the wishy washy sometimes will uh. There's always like super fans that literally always like messaggestions, say like what's upright? But that was the one that you're like, oh, I gotta comment on this one.

22:48 It's like Stephen Dom said, is this the prelude to Animal Farm? Great show? Ernie said, another great show? Guys, your Memorial Day is like our remembrance Day. They gave there today for you tomorrow. I like how I liked it. Ernie kind of stepped over the bullshit and just kind of commented his you know what I mean. I like that. We gotta get Ernie on here. Uh Russ said, Uh, Russ, Russ is great. He says, uh, so can you guys feed Tyler magic mushrooms next week? I think it's the next logical test. I actually commented back on that one. I think you're I think you're right. So, I mean it makes sense. You know, if you're gonna ramp up, you gotta you gotta do it in steps, you know. Michael Gordon says, guys loved it Tyler. Remember I remember those days when I was younger.

23:45 Awesome and then well the first comment Russ Pott was morning fellas, I guess we're going for a ride a lot of fun. Man. That was a that was you know, there was a there was a solid second where we were maybe not gonna show that, but how could we do it? How could we do it? We had a we had a specific Tyler that morning or that night, and your reaction time was great, dude, because there was a couple of times where you're like, it just takes me back to the drunk episode. The drunk episode, Maybe that needs to I feel like that needs to be shown. Uh, one of these days, I'd say there's parts of it that should see light of day. Yeah, you know, maybe not all of it. It's all audio, you know what I mean. But yeah, yeah, I always we can always recreate it.

24:56 That is true. Yeah, that shit was. I'll never forget that though. Get getting back the next day and putting the headphones on and press play, start listening to see where I need to start editing, you know, and I'm like, we're not saying words anymore. I don't even think we're finishing complete sentences. We got to a point where I know, at the time we could understand each other, but with the sober mind listening to it, I couldn't speak the language anymore because we get excited and we're like, and I'm listening to this, like did I just say yahaha, pacha.

25:52 I have to take that one back to the tapes and I rewind it and listen again. I'm like I heard the first part of it, and then it just kind of it's like my like all of us were toward it, like our our voices would just start swerving. Yeah. So I remember like getting with you guys the next day, like, hey, guys, I got uh, I got bad news. I don't I don't know if we're gonna be don't nobody's gonna be able to understand what we're saying. It was bad, but it was It was a lot of fun. It was just you know, one night I'd like to, uh, I'd like to get together, do us a do us a campfire again, you know, and uh set up a live stream. Yeah. I figured out a way we could do this, and it would be It won't be high tech, you know what I mean. It's not gonna be fancy Mike's and fancy cameras.

26:44 It's probably be one camera right there with a with a live feed and a chat and we're just bullshit back and forth. You know. Probably be a good time. Yeah, we gotta We would need a lot top of that one one. Yeah, yeah, we need a leaftip and uh, honestly, like one camera I think would do it. Yeah we can. I can bring my um my camera. We're gonna yeah couple and plus on top of it, we can we can still bring our mics back because we have the roadcaster who says the interface. That's true. The only thing we're gonna have to hold our mics because I don't think unless we could somehow take our like the arms and catch them to something. Oh I no longer use one of those boom arms over here, because I got two in a row that fucked up. M hm. So I'd have it clamped and it's like good to go, and I'd be sitting there and all of a sudden, it's just like temper and I'm like the first one. I'm like, all right, well, this one's cheap one. I'll buy a replacement. I buy a nice replacement. Hook it up. It was like three weeks later, dude, it just yam and I'm like, you know what, I'm done with these? So I got the boom stays. I have the same I had the same thing, but it was because like the bottom part,

28:15 the little like sea clamp. Now I don't have enough. I didn't have enough room because there's like a bar under my table, so it would only get like an inch of table that was sticking out, and it wouldn't it wouldn't go far back enough to hit the bar. So what I did was I was like, no, what screw this. I took a saws all as like damn, I cut into the bar so I could slide it over the bar. Now, dude, this is rocket grabraltar not going anywhere. If I pulled this right now my whole setup is going pro tips out there for podcasting. Sometimes you have to alter your table. Sometimes you do.

28:56 Yeah, I've got mine. Uh, I've got the the cheap stand um and it's a test that like the little tiny stands they have that, well, I have those, but those are what are in front of the amplifiers. Um, those are our um, our actual guitar rig mic setups because they fly up perfectly to the bottom speaker. No, I've got the oh lost audio on there we go. Nope, I heard it for a second though it clicked nothing there Oh there you are. I need a new XLR.

29:45 Damn it. They have. These are all problems you cant to deal with out there when you stay ships am I here and now? Yeah you can hear me? Yep, okay it, I'm gonna adjust this a little bit. All right, still good, yep? All right? Cool? Yeah, are good? I was still muted. Shit my bad, Josh, but we lost Tyler. Yeah, I've got uh, I've got the the cheap accordion stand munt into our rack. Okay, so it's like stretched over to you. Yeah, well it's not really. I mean, here, let's see if I can do this. I will I'll do the fans of Solid and I'll take a picture of the workstation and you can I'll send it to our chat on Facebook and you could post it. Oh, since we're talking about what our whole setups now, like, so, how's the new chair working out for you? But there, Gibbs, Um, it's a little creekier than the previous one, but so far I haven't went ass or a tea kettle in it. Yeah, dude, I was luckily, like, I feel bad for the people that were watching this because they didn't get to see the like the look on your face, because we were watching a video that Danny was plagued, and I was like, on our end, we could see this, are like like we're in que We have a

31:17 little other videos of each of us down on the bottom left hand corner on stream yard here, And as I was watching, I see Gibbs like this, and I tried my best to keep myself like, yeah, ye there it is okay that bed, Yeah it works out pretty good. It. We'll sneak peek of the headline I'm about to talk about too sweetwater. You're you're gone? Yeah, where's your audio? Is he muting? What?

32:07 No? I think I'm coming that ship, I said, uh, I'll take you back. It's a couple of seconds. Here is the replay. I said, look at that ship segue out of the park. Boom yea boom. So I have probably the greatest headline for our show ever, and I'm going to I'm just gonna share my screen because the actual article itself is kind of cool, but the headlines for that all right, asteroid the size of twenty eight sheep as long as a hundred ships. Yeah, that is amazing. How did they get the sheep's up there right? To measure it?

32:59 Right? Yep? Asteroid the size of twenty eight sheeps to ram past the earth? Boom? That guy's definitely using chat GPT right why why why? Yeah? I will use anything to measure with except the metric system. Yes, yeah, dude, speaking of that real quick, Josh, if you want to read more segue. This was sent from a fan that said, uh, this made me think of you guys, because you guys will literally use anything other than the metric system to measure and that's a fair assystement And to that fan, that fan's credit. I believe that picture has been passed back and forth between us at least three or four times. Yeah, I think we, in fact do find that hilarious. If I'm saying this right. This is from Abron, so I hopefully I'm saying it right.

34:05 He can correct me if he if he hears this, Yeah, it's pretty awesome. Two dicks big, But I've even said that to you guys. I measurement though, yeah, because if I'm using my measurement myself, it's it's not that long. I want to say. It's probably about yeah, big just saved. That's the reason why we can't do is everybody's measures stick is different. You know, we would. I imagine there's some shows out there that go, I wonder why we don't get picked up by like a big net not this show we know exactly, Yeah, no questions. Yeah, they're like, guys, we we can't use your format. It's just too We're like, yeah, you're right, we get it. We know.

35:06 Hey, I'm just saying we there's a chance that we could get picked up by something somebody, because I'm just saying, there is so stupid shows out there. Okay. I am a big fan of Rick and Morty. I like it, but dude, that stuff has some fucked up shit in it. Dude, there's so much like I hate to say it, but incest in it, and it's screwed up and it plays on fucking cable television. Right, So I'm just saying, I don't feel like we're that bad man. Okay, I'll agree with you there, but we're definitely not your average you know, average podcast. Yeah, we're not here. We're not your average talk about the weird shit stuff. You know, there's most people out there taking everything super serious and eating everything like it's you know, like it's you know, literature handed down from the gods, and we're like, but there's two by four is at least two hund long. You know how many sheep's big? Do you think that is? You know? That's that's where we go. We have probably like the snout snout, But I'd like to say that we're like the equivalent of like the dickheads that like sit in Walmart's parking lot and look at people and just well I was talking about the

36:37 ones that, like I they they haven't done in a while. I think they disbanded, like the Walmart by us. They used to, like all the truck guys used to park at like out on left field of Walmart and just yeah, yeah, my truck. Oh those guys, Yeah yeah. I actually went up there one time. I was driving a sigh on TC. I was like, can I do when your guys club? They didn't seem like they were really kind of prejudice man, if they didn't let you, I mean, are identifies as a truck that a kind of words we probably shouldn't open, probably not, probably not, probably not, probably not.

37:22 On the month, the LGBQ month. Let's just let me make a statement that's not related in any way. Chat bet GPT comes up with all kinds of fucking crazy ass ideas letting you assemble that one. You know, I don't know. I don't know. Mhmm, okay, okay that I'm gonna leave that very very vague because someone's gonna come up and say, you're saying me things I say all kinds of shit. You know, people say shit. Stop letting words get to you. That's what I'm gonna say.

38:13 And I've always said this too. It's like this, are you if you're gonna let three dickheads on a like paranormal sci fi podcast get to you? I feel like you have bigger problems many. Sorry, it's like this, just do you dude, speaking of of sci fi? Sorry, I wanted to ask you this, Tyler, mainly because you're you're you're like a movie dude, and I know it. Have you watched that movie sixty five yet? Yes? Okay? Were you like super into it or did you get the same thing that I got out of it? I felt like it was kind of like what was it after Earth? Kind of it? Kind of that Will Smith movie. Yeah, honestly, I don't know, Like I was like, I don't know, like it didn't. I was really excited, like I've been waiting for it because we still got that early access bullshit since of the said stuff where you had to pay twenty bucks to rent the fucking things like this. So I waited until it dropped price to like five bucks, and I I hate that so much. Yeah, no, fucking twenty dollars to rent a movie. Fucking twenty dollars. It's early access.

39:35 I was like, I get it, but I was like, god, dang it, stop, I've been waiting for The Pope's Exorcist m to get come down to rent a bull numbers. Yeah, And it's like it's like twenty four dollars to buy it, twenty dollars to rent it. I'm like, what the fuck that's like, that's literally four bucks if I fucking hate it, you know what I mean? I still spent too much. Sons of bitches sleep at night? Are you seriously waiting for a Russell Crow movie? I want to see Maximus Despus Meuridius battle the devil himself in this world or the next. I want to see it. But yeah, what I thought of the movie was I thought it was mediocre. I'm glad that I didn't spend it. I was just I was very confused. I was like, I feel like that the writers got halfway through it and they were like, oh man, you want to go get like a bagel or something.

40:44 I don't feel like finishing this. Let's just let's just like make the dinosaur attack or something. I don't know. Any other one was like, yeah, yeah, you're right, Trevor, and I think it's let's go. I felt like it was kind of like, yeah, I don't if somebody wants to watch it, I'm not gonna spoil it for you. But I thought the whole whole thing was kind of schma. Yeah, Josh, have you seen it? No? Yeah, I don't know. If man, if it's on and you have like a like a serious stabilitating disease or something and you can't leave the bed, maybe watch it. I don't know.

41:29 Well, oddly enough, I don't have a TV in my bedroom. Well thanks, you're good. You don't even have to. You don't even have to, like you know, is that a matter of principle. Oh, yeah, they're to be in the bedroom. Yeah, I don't because you feel like if you start watching something, you're just gonna stay up. That's a problem. Yes, yeah, I hate that. See, I have a TV in my bedroom and that happens to me quite a bit. So I think you're probably in the right on this one. Yeah, there's there's no TV in the bedroom. Yeah, I'm weird. I I had to have some type of sound in the background. Well, I got dead.

42:15 Most of the time. I'll let the fan kind of soothe me the sleep. Yeah, but I still turn on some type of movie and I turn it down like to ten every time, and I just like but sometimes like like if I hear something, I'm like start looking at it. I was like, shit, you need to go to bed. Yeah, I hate it because like I'll be sitting here and uh, I'll put on like a UFO show or or you know, some kind of unexplained show. I'm like, all right, you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna let this to soothe me to sleep, you know, like letting, letting it wash over me.

42:57 Supplemental education, right, yeah, yeah, And then like ten minutes later, I'm sitting here like yeah, oh my god. And then then I realized like, oh shit, I gotta go to bed. So it always ends up like a good solid ten fifteen minutes, and then I just turned it off because I'm like, I'm never gonna get a sleep by if I'm continuously stimulated. Yeah, yeah, I just you know. And the other thing too, is just we only had one TV in the house when I was growing up. Yeah, there was the only one who was in the living room. And that was just how it was. You know.

43:44 I didn't get my own TV until I was probably fourteen. It's a big, gass tube television with more wood in it than the fucking cabinets in the kitchen. Absolutely. Yeah. It was a big console four model and it was given to us or something big ass dial. Yeah. No, mine was the pink pink. Oh you had the buttons, damn. Yeah, it's awesome. You had to you had to like push a secret button and the wood door would pop open and hell yeah. Yeah. I'll never forget growing up because my my grandfather had this massive antenna attached to the house.

44:25 Not being there, like sitting in the floor in front of the TV watching it and it's like crystal clear, and I'm like, gosh, this is awesome. A rabbity ears at home. Suck. You're like, don't move. Did you ever put foil on it? Heay, you have to put foil on it? That amplifies the signal. Everybody knows that something in the foil captures more TV signals. I remember, I can't remember. I remember when I got my first TV in my room, and I think it it was that one Remember the Z What was the Z? It looked like a thunderbolt. What's the name of that Zenith? Yeah? Like the Yeah those TV's yea so fucking old. I think mine was a Philco and it actually creeched me out, like I had nightmares because of the damn TV. Because I'll be like laying there and then i'll I'll hear it come on, and I'm like, and it was just the static, remember the like, yeah, the white buck And I was like, the only way to turn it on was to press the button on itself, but it would turn itself on, not the static build up. Yeah. Do you guys remember there was an episode of Unsolved Mysteries and it was about I want to say it was a hotel and in the episode they're talking about the haunting and they show this

45:58 old tube type TV and it's like a black screen and then all of a sudden, two eyes pop open on it. Yeah. I was like maybe eight years old when that came out. That shit freaked me out. To this day, if I walk past the black TV, I'm like, dude, the movie Critters, the first Critters movie got me in such a way that to this day, I expect a pair of red eyes to open up right outside the kitchen window. Yeah, dude, I'll never forget that scene because she's like washing the dishes and also do you see the eyes open up and like looking at her out the window and she's like and I felt that shit like I was screaming with her, Like yeah, to this day, I'm like, you want to get me, get some fake red eyes and put them outside my window and you get a reaction any eyes. Let's not forget about kel Man cow Man. Yeah, it's amazing. Man. I remember we had h the same kind of big wooden box TV with antenna for years and then U finally one day my parents were like, we're getting satellite television. I'm like, I don't know what what what's that mean? Yeah?

47:20 What is that? And they're like, well, we're gonna get like hundreds of channels, and I'm thinking My My thought was, let is just being a kid. My thought was, but most of the channels don't have nothing on them, because you know when you flip through yeah, there's a bunch of blanks. Yeah, you get to do and you're like yeah, or duplicates yeah yeah. So I'm thinking, like, God, I gotta flip through hundreds of them now to find something to watch. That sucks, yeah, Because I remember like we had where I lived. I was on a ridge and it was fairly clear behind us because of this enormous hayfield behind us, and we had a huge set of rabbit ears. They were like six foot long, and we would pick up Lexington TV. God. Yeah, so I had like eight PBS channels, damn, but they were all the same shit, you know, like it was everything was on at the same time. You know. Yeah, it was crazy. My parents got this just giant satellite dish installed. This crew came in. They took a construction crew up up on top of the hill and like put in this massive, like seven foot dish with a motor on it, and shit like it was nuts right and down at the house. They had to program it so it could get the satellites. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, that's

48:52 crazy, like this is this is like some high tech shit, like is this for real? And they're like, okay, well, if you want to watch this movie, you have to change satellites. So you had to literally press like seek or whatever, and then press the number of the satellite you were trying to seek and you hit it, and up on the hill, the satellite would come to life the dish it would be like it would like adjust. I thought this was the coolest fucking thing I'd ever seen. Yeah. Yeah, so I got yelled at so many fucking times because all I did was run in the room, hit it and then run to the Windows, I watch it,