S335: Weird news, and Tyler travels through time and space.

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You are listening to The Kentucky X
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Tyler Stewarts, and Josh Gibbs.
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x files dot com and now onto our

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show. Welcome back, guys to
your Kentucky x Files. Look, I

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didn't know I wouldn't do there.
We golf clapping. Yeah, make sure

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your hands are up in the screen
when you do that, though, I

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mean you're when you're off camera,
like, yeah, I mean that's the

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wrong idea. Yeah, yeah,
I mean we're not we're I mean yeah,

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we h yeah, we hinge on
PG lying to ourselves about it.

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We're eighties PG thirteen. We're not
model Yeah, yeah, way more accurate.

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Eighties. PG thirteen is like this
proof that kids were older in the

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eighties. What it's like the one
above rated R above? Yeah, you

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know, like where it's like rated
R and there's like in something I thought

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NC seventeen was non rated rat in
R yeah R. Okay, Yeah that's

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us. But we are fun for
the whole family. Bring grandma just makes

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sure she wills a bell if it's
dark. Yeah what Tyler swinging wildly.

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I really don't. It's not my
thing. Yeah, well it is.

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Uh, it is a Sunday evening. It's a Memorial Day, Eve.

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Yeah, it's the Memorial Day.
Eve. You guys are probably partying right

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now, right now, hopefully at
least started. Yeah, I think too.

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You know. I read a thing
the other day that that really hit

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me. Man. It said it
was showing a picture of some soldiers,

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you know what I mean, and
they were standing there and they were having

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a beer together. It was like
some some different armed forces. And I

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was like, man, that's awesome, you know. But in the background

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it showed like ghost images of all
the soldiers that didn't get to come back.

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It didn't make it back, man, as far back as you could

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think. And it said, you
know, we're drinking for them. You

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know, this is a memorial.
We're keeping the memory alive of all these

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guys that didn't make it back.
And I was like, dude, that

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is one of the most beautiful sentiments
I've ever read. I was like,

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dude, thank you. You know, like somebody finally set the record straight,

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like we're not. We're not just
partying, you know what I mean.

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We're paying homage to many, many
people that that sacrificed their lives for

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many different causes, had to do
it to our country. You know.

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I think it's pretty cool. So
everybody out there drinking, drink to remember

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always, you know, if you
have to drink to forget, I'll do

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what you gotta do. I understand. I'm not gonna be mad at you

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for it. Yeah. Memorial Day
weekend, man, it's awesome, extra

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day off sort of yeah, sort
of. I guess some some people got

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it. Yeah, you do know
three day weekends for me? No?

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Oh no, you deliver, you
deliver the supplies for the three day week

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and you can't have a day off. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't

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know. I don't know what I'm
allowed to say or not say about that

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subject. But I'm just gonna say
this. It's a three day weekend.

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Yeah, consider it a three day
weekend. Take the loss? Yeah.

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How how greedy do we need to
be? Oh? You fucker's Yeah.

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So what do you guys got?
I got? I got some sciencey shit

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I wanted to share with you tonight. It's pretty fucking interesting. I've got

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I've got a couple of things.
How about you, Tyler? You're are

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muted, You're definitely muted still he's
got a mute button. Yeah, sorry

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anything? Did we did? We
catch you in your unawares? Yeah?

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So to be fair, to to
be fair to Tyler, to be fair,

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to be fair, Um, we
kind of sprung this episode on him.

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Um, more so me than anybody. I was like, hey,

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let's uh, let's get together and
knock one of these out tomorrow morning and

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do two of them. And then
I was like where we could do it

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tonight? And I think he missed
that part and the message thread and he

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just he agreed to tomorrow at eight
am when we were agreeing to tonight at

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eight pm. So we totally called
him and is unawares? Yeah? Were

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you? What were what were you
up to? Tyler? Were you?

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Were you? Actually? Were you? No? I was. I was

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out with my dad. I had
to help him. He's been trying to

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move shit around. Got you right
on the did you guys get it?

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Do you get it all? Did
everything take care of all? Everything's moving?

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I guess. So he really doesn't
talk to me that much. That's

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a that's a thing. Yeah,
that was. That's a thing that that's

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like a whole dad thing that I
think skipped me. Did it skip you

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to any where? It's like,
hey, we've got to move stuff.

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I just I don't move stuff around
that much, but I remember having to

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help my dad move stuff around all
the time. Yeah yeah, right yeah.

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But the thing was is that Dad's
only want to move stuff when it's

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extremely inconvenient for everybody helping m.
So it's like, you know, oh,

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hey, oh were you were you
laying down? You're all you're going

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to bed? Could you help me
move all these bills of hey real quick?

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What why? Because I wanted to
move him to the other side so

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they'll be farther away. Okay,
let me get my pants back on.

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Shit. That's that's incredibly accurate.
Yeah, gotta love them though, Yeah,

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I love them. Yeah, somebody
has to. It's up to us,

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sons, Right, So do you
want to how many things have you

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got? Denny? I got a
couple, But I mean define a couple

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for me, Bob. I have
a couple could be like seven right now.

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I have two that are compounded.
You get two and they are literally

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going to I guarantee they're gonna spawn
a whole thing. So okay, okay,

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so you want me to do my
my weird news and then we'll kick

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it, kick it into you.
I want to know what you got anyway.

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Okay, I wasn't allowed to look
at the side here where you keep

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right right right right? Um,
Well, I'm gonna do a sharff screen

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first. Okay, I'm gonna show
this really cool thing that is going on

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or actually happened in New Mexico and
it's just cool storm stuff. So let

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me share my screen here. You
guys see this good? Yea, So

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this is a mother ships sleep or
super cell and I said sleeper cell,

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super cell in East New Mexico.
So this lightning is flashing behind this super

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cell storm and it kind of looks
like a mothership. And I just thought

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it was cool, and I figured
other people might think it's cool. So

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yeah, let's check it in.
Holy shit, Oh my god. Could

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you imagine looking outside and seeing that
thing? Right, I mean this New

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Mexico, you know, Yeah,
so you can stand on a coffee canon

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see Texas. So that storm is
just enormous. Look, wow, dude,

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that's scary as hell, right,
dude, The clouds look like waves.

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Man at that. Yeah, and
you could tell like the different positions

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the lightnings coming from for what you
actually see, Wow, is that not

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fantastic? That is like a part
of me would be like so pumped to

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see this, but the other part
of me would be like, we need

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we need to go somewhere, right
and everything's flat, like shit, Yeah,

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A half of you is like we
got to stay here and watch this,

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and the other half it's like,
nah, the hell we do.

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Yeah, as long as it's like
far away, I'd be like, yeah,

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we can sit here and watch.
That's the thing too, Like this

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is New Mexico, so that could
literally be twenty miles away, but it

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feels like it's awful close because the
way the ground's reacting. Wow, that's

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crazy. I'll be very bad guys. Look at that. Man, are

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those wind turbines I'm seeing? Yes, dude, those things aren't small.

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No, Oh my god, like
the scale you know what I mean?

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That just gave me this overwhelming sense
of scale. Yeah, those those things

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are enormous. Holy shit. Yeah, this is literally like like this is

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some judgment day shit just coming right
towards you. You know. Yeah,

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and super sills are like like it's
literally like a business. A super sill

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is a tornado business. Yeah,
you know what I mean. They're like

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got all you can, all you
can eat, tornadoes coming right up,

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just spits them out left and right. I always watch that dude Ryan Hall

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on YouTube, the weather Guy.
Yeah, and I love that guy to

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death, but man, he has
nothing but bad news for me every time.

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I mean he's like he'll straight up
tell you, like okay, yeah,

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like right in here, there's gonna
be something right there, so you're

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gonna want to cover so you a
little little backstory and credit on this.

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Um this was May fifth or twenty
fifth, I'm sorry, and it was

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recorded by a fellow by the name
of Chad Casey and uh see here it

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was spotted south of San Juan.
Wonder. Chad's like shittest shit itself looking

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at that or not right, I
mean I would imagine. So yeah,

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so thank you, thank you to
Chad for that video, and thank you

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to h story Full for the article
that I was able to rob that from.

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That's crazy. Yeah, that wild
man pretty much. I love storms.

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I do. I do too,
but let me let me say this,

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I don't want to give too much
away about my personal life here,

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but the last two years not as
much as I usually do understood it.

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Yeah, it's not as much as
I usually do. That makes perfect sense.

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Yeah, yeah, So one bad
storm, that's all it's gonna take,

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you know what I mean. So
it's a little nervous, a little

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nervous in the service, right,
But that would that would be shipping myself

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looking at that thing. And you
know the thing of it is, though,

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is where we're from, we would
never be able to see it like

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that. No, that's that's what
makes I guess so incredible for me.

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I'm sure that's somethingbody else watching that
it's just like whatever, you know,

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Yeah, oh yeah, Like if
somebody lives next to the ocean where it's

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they can see for miles, it's
probably whatever. But for us, it's

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like, if you can see a
mile down the road, that's amazing.

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Yeah. You know, usually our
lost sites limited by what would you say,

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eighth mile if that? Oh yeah
yeah, If I mean the farthest

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you can see in a straight line
is like our drag strip. Yeah,

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if you stand on one end of
the drag strip, you can see all

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the way to the other end.
That's pretty much it. Yeah. The

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closest thing I can say that I've
had to that experience was like a year

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and a half ago, the like
that windstorm that came through. Yeah,

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And we were hanging out with some
friends of ours, like one hill over,

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Yeah, and they were smoking and
we were kind of hanging out with

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them on their back porch right well
underneath their back porch, like a a

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little smoking area where they're sitting there
whatever, and it came up. It

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was like there's it's forest everywhere in
hills and all of a sudden you just

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seen it coming up over the like
over the trees, and the lightning started

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and it's like this wind gus just
came and it never stopped. So we

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were we were actually like after a
good like thirty five forty seconds of this

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just continuous wind flowing, We're sitting
there like, uh, this isn't stopping,

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like a are we about to like
torn up? So I have a

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semi funny work related story sort of
similar to what you just talked about.

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Uh, they're penning a mural outside
where I'm working, and I'm redoing a

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two story, very very large building
in a city in Cincinnati or a township

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in Cincinnati, and these these two
artists are sort of prima donna. Everything

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has to be perfect for them,
you know, which we don't have a

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dog in the fight. They don't
work for us at all. They're working

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for the people that own the place. Well, they were complaining a little

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bit about some little starfoam babies that
were showing up on their scaffold from some

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of the exterior work that was going
on, right, and they made a

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huge deal out of it, and
you know, we're all like, okay,

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you know, just the GC was
like, we'll just make them work

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down here so that it doesn't affect
you guys. That's very same day.

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Have you ever been anywhere when a
huge just out of nowhere, like thirty

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mile an hour wind, guest just
comes up out of nowhere. Yeah,

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So one of those happened after some
earthwork had been done. So this enormous

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cloud of dust like you couldn't see
through it. It just goes and right

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into all their fresh lies. Oh
god, it's like, are you gonna

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complain to on that one? Yeah? All that, you know, But

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it was that it was like mother
nature was like, you know what,

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you guys picked up all your stuff
in the park a lot. It's looking

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good. Let me sweep before y'all. Yeah, let me just take care

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of that and just oh yeah,
just yeah, peppered pain. Yeah that

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sucks. That sucks. If they
just like their ship just got ruined it

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have to do it all over or
what. I don't know. Um,

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I know that shortly thereafter they kind
of rolled up and left probably just yeah,

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I'm sure they were, ye,
but it's you know, they should

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know they were skepted way too early. You know. Hey, can I

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pause you guys for one second?
Yeah, I feel like you just gonna

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have to do this without me.
Yes, That's why I was a little

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I was a little up. I
was a little fustered that I was like,

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oh, we're doing it tomorrow.
My back is killing me, and

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I just laid in bed and I
I feel a little nauseous just sitting here.

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And I feel like I'm gonna make
it bad for you guys. I

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feel like an asshole. Oh you're
fine, man, I mean, if

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you get it. I just feel
yeah, man, I I don't want

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to miss this thing that I'm in
this with you guys. And I feel

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oh god, oh god, I
mean right now, I'm not a drug.

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I at it, please don't to
Yes. Are you are you stoned?

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I'm so stoned and it is bad? Oh god? Like how stoned?

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Would you say you are? Oh? I'm more stone than a concrete

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mug. Okay, let me ask
you a question real quick. Okay,

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okay. If you were super stoned
right now, yeah, and you were

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podcasting, yeah, and it was
in the episode, would you be like,

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whoa, what do you mean?
Would would it like fuck with you?

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Like like later to watch it and
you'd be like, oh my god,

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dude, I was so high during
that. Yeah. Would it be

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funny though, like would you laugh? Yeah? Funny? All right?

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Because me personally, like I think
this is fucking fantastic, you know,

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I mean, I'm like, dude, this is great. What it uh?

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Did you eat one of those gummies
or something? Yeah? Folks,

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we're having Tyler cral difficulties, the
transmission of Tyler's neural receptors experiencing problems right

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now? Oh god, this is
great. Yeah. Perhaps uh, maybe

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perhaps you ate the wrong candy earlier? Yeah? Oh my god, I

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feel like a dipshit. You know
what I was wondering because when we were

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sitting there talking, you had this
going on, and I'm like, I

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think he's reading something. I think
he's reading something. I know, trying

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to make sure I saw every little
movement to make sure I was listening to

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you. Guys, Do you like
do you have like tracers going on?

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Mean tracers? I'm just asking for
a friend. I don't know what a

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tracer is. Okay, well if
yeah, if you know, if you

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if you're having them. But dude, okay, this is the ultimate time

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for the question that I want to
ask you later with my my thing.

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So I think you should stick it
out. Dude, I think you should

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hang out for like another twenty okay, like twenty, just give me twenty.

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Did we need this Stone Tyler episode? I'm sorry, I just feel

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so bad. I don't want you
to guys to think less of me.

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I just don't. I think you
should stay because of all the fans out

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there are gonna be so disappointed in
you. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm

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sorry. What's some weird, weird
shit? I just feel like I was

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getting sick because I wasn't telling you
guys. I think that's what it was.

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It was your conscience, But I
still feel weird. No, no,

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just continue, God damn it.
Go I really hope what I'm about

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to do is gonna be so fucking
hilarious. He peas himself. Oh god,

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I can't wait. This is gonna
be so, this is gonna be

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so much fun. Okay, yeah, I mean maybe I just think it's

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funny. I don't know. Hopefully
it's fun. Okay, Okay, we

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just got to make sure that we
disclaim, you know, what's going on

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to the to the people, you
know, like Tyler may Or may not

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be st owned. Okay, yeah, may Or may not. I don't

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want to incriminate him. He may
or may not have tripped and fell and

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ate a gummy. You know.
Sometimes you ever had that happened you walk

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in a room. Oh fuck,
there are gummy in your mouth real quick

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before you hit the ground. Happens
all the time. It's terrible. Sorry,

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Josh, go ahead, man,
Oh no, don't be sorry.

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This is fucking fantastic. So,
mister Denny, it's uh is zero?

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Is your uncle Wally available? Oh
yeah, you know Uncle Wally, he's

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available. He used to look just
like that when he used to eat gumbies.

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So, uh, I'm gonna need
I'm gonna need Uncle wally on this

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one. All right, yeah,
up there in the great North of Canada,

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oh Canadian. Yeah, there's a
very special breed of highly intelligent super

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pigs. Okay, now I'm not
doing that. Oh hey, look at

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that guy. You know, he's
a real smart one, right there,

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a little I go on, he's
very judgmental. Have you pop that back

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up one more time? Okay,
I just wanted to. I just wanted

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to look at the pig more travel. You're probably gonna have to pull it

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back down before some big footer or
sees a big foot in its ear.

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That's a big foot rest circle incoming. Shit, there's a Okay, all

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right, I'm asked. So there's
a special breed of hyper superintelligent pigs.

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Yeah, from Canada, that piggy
very similar, Yes, have started to

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travel south into the northern United States. And these pigs or judgmental as shit,

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and they pose a great threat to
national or native wildlife. Okay,

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you're talking about the pigs. Yes, you're you're telling me you're talking about

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the pigs. Yes, okay,
okay, pig right the math checks out?

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Yes, yeah, so judgemental pigs. How does how does that work?

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Well? Like, are you wearing
that to the woods. What are

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you shitting me? They're a cross
between white after labor day. Yeah,

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they're a cross between domestic pigs and
wild boars. And apparently they are adept

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to being in super cold climates is
making it very difficult to eradicate them.

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They can pretty much go around and
do whatever the hell they want. So

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okay, so what they just went
and got mixed up with some boars and

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now they're like tough as shit.
Yeah that sucks. So how long before

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they mosey down here once Canada's gone? Well, they're already here. That's

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the problem. They're in Montana.
They're they're in Montana, North Dakota,

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Minnesota, and Michigan right now.
Holy shit. Yes, and they will

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eat anything, god damn including us. I would say that that's a serious

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possibility. Yes, we should probably
breed something to take these things out.

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Giant super spiders just that that only
eat pigs though, you know what I

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mean. I like it, And
the pig's gone, but we'll breed something

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into them. As soon as they
get done eating the pig, they die,

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they're like, oh yeah, done
h I feel sick again. So

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what's our proposed solution for for said
pigs though, I mean currently of them

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currently right now, that's pretty much
all they can do. But they've they

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captured a couple and put GPS collars
on them so they can kind of figure

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out where they're going. Oh oh
gotcha, Okay, but yeah, it's

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um, that's about it, really
shit. Yeah, and they're actually like

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fighting off recreational hunters. What do
you mean, like pigs are coming after

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them. Yeah, that fucking sucks. Yeah. So you're out there just

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like hunting whitetail or something. Yeah, then a group of these will like

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come up and chase you off.
Yeah, I'd be popping them left and

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right. There's videos of what we
already have here that's sort of the same

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thing. Guys riding around and side
by sides, and they've got literal Gatlin

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guns mounted to these side by sides
running through I'm not even joking, running

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through the flat lands of North America
with laser sights on Gatlin guns, just

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hosing these things down because they're destroying
crop fields. They're destroying the farm life.

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Like if you've got ducks or chickens
or turkeys, they come in.

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They're just coming in. His drawing
crops and livestock, fucking Gatland guns on

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side by sides, Gatlin guns on
side by sides. As a matter of

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fact, I'm going to see if
I can't find a picture of that,

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because I don't know if we can
show a video of guys gunning down.

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I think i'd like to think that
if George Washington was alive, and he

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was and he saw a video of
guys on side by sides with Gatland guns

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riding through with America bandanas trained falcons
on their shoulders, I feel like he'd

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have a little tier like, well
done, lads, well done America Gatland

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guns. Oh. Then when you
first me about it, though, the

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image I got was like Jurassic Park
two when they were like riding through the

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thing on the in the jeeps like
capture them, like the one over there,

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which one fire Tuck got. It's
not far off, if I'm being

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honest, It's crazy, man,
I can't find a picture of the gun

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mounts. What if I could,
Oh, it's gonna be so good if

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I could find a video. I
don't know that I could show it.

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I don't think this is the right
one. Yeah, this one's mounted to

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a truck. Yeah, this isn't
the right one. It's amazing. I

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want a Gatlin gun mounted to my
lawnmower just in case, you know,

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just in case of a random super
pic attack. That'd be awesome. I

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can't believe that, though. But
there's so many. There's so many like

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uh Pharrell hogs in America already.
Okay, okay, I don't know.

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If I really want to, I
really want to show them the video.

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I'm gonna share my screen real quick
so you could see the picture. Yeah,

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at least this is that's the gun. Oh shit, yeah, Oh

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my god, dude, it's no
joke, see it. Jesus, dude,

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I wish that you heard the audio
on that. Oh my god,

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are the Is that what they're doing
in this video? They're actually like hunting

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wild hogs? Yeah, hold on
one second here, I'm gonna it's just

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too good, not too I've got
all right, I've got to find that

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video. Okay, that's pretty amazing. Yeah. Six thousand rounds a minute,

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god man, six thousand rounds a
minute. Yeah all right, that's

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all right? You ready? Yeah? Holy shit? Yeah, I should

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imagine a hog being able to stand
up to that shit. I mean,

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this guy's pretty judgy. Yeah,
I wonder if the smart hogs are like

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they're like running and the herd and
they like see it coming and they're like

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all right, everybody hits the brakes
and they like stop. And then the

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two side by side just waste each
other with gatlin guns, like hard left

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and they all like turn left,
like crash over a train and like jump

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over the train and then they take
it over. And the one dog,

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the smart one, he's leading them
all. Caesar, he like goes up

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and he's like, we're taking this
train and they like jump on and the

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engineers like, oh my god,
it's talking fucking pigs. And he jumps

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out and he's like, all right, here we go. He's like,

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we're about to run into the American
pigs. Bring Wilbur up here, he

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speak their language. Then the others
are like he's crazy. He thinks that

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fucking spiders could talk to him.
And then Wilbur comes up. He's like,

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but but he my best friend was
a spider. And you know,

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it's like a mess, and they
end up throwing Wilbur off and he joins

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us and that helps us fight him. Were like the resistance, I mean,

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we're not you know, whatever it
could be, could be anything.

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Yeah, any scenario will be fine, I guess. Wow. Yeah,

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I feel like that was premeditated.
Maybe maybe. Um your story there is

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really interesting because it actually helps.
It's just it's a good segue into one

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of the things I wanted to ask
you guys about. All Right, Okay,

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no cheating, Okay, guys.
How many self aware creatures are on

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this planet? I don't know?
Is it just us? I mean,

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I mean, I'm asking like you
to just guess, like, how many

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you think there is. I would
say that it's the human species is the

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only one, because anything else you
put in front of a mirror freaks out

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and it's it's itself. Okay,
fair, But I don't know. I'm

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just guessing. One. Yeah,
tifferent, huh? Two? To be

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different, to be different? Okay. What if I told you guys that

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we are learning more or more about
the way animals brains work every year now,

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and that the list of self aware
animals is actually getting fucking long.

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Really, some of these animals,
if they don't blow your fucking minds,

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dude, like they did mind,
I'd be shocked. Okay, I'm gonna

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give you a couple Okay, the
chimpanzee is actually self aware. I wasn't

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sure, but right, yeah,
I wasn't either, because you know,

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like they always show the videos of
the gorillas and the other primates right beating

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beating the crabit of a mirror,
you know. Yeah, so gorillas,

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chimpanzees all the way down to these
like little uh rehess uh hold on,

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I don't know if I'm gonna I
don't know if I'm saying this right,

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Okay, let me get a picture
of it, because this this could be

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taken way out of proportion if I
don't. Okay, Uh, there we

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go. All right, so I
mean load us up because I already know

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I'm asking for it with this one. All right. This little guy is

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called the Reesus Macaq, and Maccoq
has a secret. Okay, Maccoq is

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self aware. He looks like he
doesn't want to tell you his secret.

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Yeah. Yeah, So what they
figured out was, and this is this

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is gonna crack you guys up.
Um, Why does it look like he's

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looking at the pig? So,
uh you brought up the mirror thing,

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right, yeah, okay, when
they put my cock in front of a

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mirror, all right, guess what
did. He took the mirror and he

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held it down to his balls and
the monkey he was sitting there looking at

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his balls with a mirror, and
right then the scientist knew that he was

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self aware. He also took the
mirror and he held it up to other

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monkeys balls, or if it was
a female, he held it up to

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their lack thereof right, and then
decided that they weren't as interesting, so

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he went back to looking at his
own balls. You can't make this shit

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up, guys. Well, I
think we broke Tyler. I think Tyler

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is now broken. If you're looking
at the bottom of your screen right now,

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ladies and gentlemen, he's right here
that has broken Tyler. So I

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just this, this was one of
the funniest ones on the list. And

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to be honest, in the story
that involves ma Coq, I have to

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go for it. There's no way. So yeah, the rees Coq.

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I'm fucking glad that I didn't follow
you. Really, I just I really

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think that that was like, I
thought that was interesting. But okay,

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here's another one for you. Okay, this one's gonna this one's fucking mind

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blind. The Eurasian in Magpie and
I can't get a picture of this.

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I wish I could get a good
picture of the magpie. But it's a

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little It's a little blue and white
bird, right, a little bitty thing.

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You wouldn't think anything of them.
The magpie has brain synapses that fire.

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He knows himself versus others. He
can distinguish himself from other birds.

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He can distinguish himself from other birds
of the same species, Thus he's self

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00:36:34.239 --> 00:36:37.320
aware. One that really got me, which might not be a big shock

406
00:36:37.360 --> 00:36:43.480
to you guys, is the killer
whale happens to be a self aware creature.

407
00:36:43.840 --> 00:36:45.639
They were in the news today too, are they really? Yes?

408
00:36:46.920 --> 00:36:51.800
Yeah, I know the story.
I just heard it. We'll tell her,

409
00:36:51.800 --> 00:36:54.800
buddy, Yeah, let's hear it. It's the same thing. There's

410
00:36:54.840 --> 00:37:02.280
been like groups of orchids or attacking
Yeah, orcas. The other is much

411
00:37:02.320 --> 00:37:14.920
more terrifying, fucking flowers. Um, quick, grab and run. Sorry,

412
00:37:15.239 --> 00:37:22.079
I'm uh. They they've been attacking
boats, yeah, Chorea grabbing or

413
00:37:22.119 --> 00:37:24.800
I think I think that's what they
used or something. They've been frequently doing

414
00:37:24.800 --> 00:37:29.599
that. Yeah, what kind of
boats are we talking? Like canoes or

415
00:37:29.639 --> 00:37:32.079
like big boats? I want to
say big boats? Uh, Like I

416
00:37:32.079 --> 00:37:36.239
thought they said, said like a
fishing boat or something. Yeah, they're

417
00:37:36.239 --> 00:37:39.360
teaming up to capsize them. Yep, that's crazy. They like they'll have

418
00:37:39.440 --> 00:37:44.239
like one that's like a scapegoat.
Yeah, that attracts the attention. So

419
00:37:44.280 --> 00:37:47.679
everybody's looking over here by the other
three are like, fuck your boat and

420
00:37:49.480 --> 00:37:54.000
flip it over. Yeah. No
shit, that's fucking horrifying. I only

421
00:37:54.039 --> 00:37:58.000
saw the first part of that,
that they were attacking boats, but I

422
00:37:58.079 --> 00:38:05.679
never uh, they asked the marine
biologists the talk like what's what's causing them

423
00:38:05.800 --> 00:38:08.679
to do it? But I didn't
get that. For dude. That's nuts.

424
00:38:09.000 --> 00:38:15.239
I feel like I'm getting for anywhere
right now. Dude. Yeah,

425
00:38:15.280 --> 00:38:21.400
that the orca has been determined as
a self aware animal, so was the

426
00:38:21.400 --> 00:38:25.119
bottlenose dolphin. But I feel like
everybody kind of expected that one. I

427
00:38:25.159 --> 00:38:29.960
mean that kind of makes sense that
they're just fish people. Yeah, you

428
00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:32.760
know, the orca being self aware
is kind of troubling a little bit.

429
00:38:34.199 --> 00:38:38.440
And apparently there's another one called a
false killer whale. I never I've never

430
00:38:38.440 --> 00:38:46.079
seen one of those. I guess. I Oh, okay, okay,

431
00:38:47.280 --> 00:38:52.000
whoa dude, this show us Okay, let me let me grab a picture.

432
00:38:52.000 --> 00:38:57.440
This thing's actually kind of scary looking. Uh all right, let me

433
00:38:57.679 --> 00:39:01.639
let me grab a picture here.
Oh hell yeah, I want to grab

434
00:39:01.679 --> 00:39:07.800
two because this other one's too good
not to get. Oh hell yeah,

435
00:39:07.840 --> 00:39:13.280
man, look at that? All
right, here we go, all right

436
00:39:13.280 --> 00:39:17.440
here check check that guy out.
Oh it's uploading. Bam, what the

437
00:39:17.639 --> 00:39:22.960
ship? This is a false killer
rail and they can turn themselves into rockets.

438
00:39:23.719 --> 00:39:30.119
Whoa, whoa he does an attack. Your dude, he lands in

439
00:39:30.159 --> 00:39:34.840
it. I'm the cuptain. No, look at this freaking teeth. Dude.

440
00:39:36.880 --> 00:39:42.360
Ay, that's so weird looking.
Yeah, dude, False killer Rail.

441
00:39:43.440 --> 00:39:47.920
I watched this show a while back. Man, it was it's weird.

442
00:39:47.960 --> 00:39:52.239
It's almost it's like a you know, one of them shows where Netflix

443
00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:54.840
like probably started out with the money
to do a show and then they changed

444
00:39:54.880 --> 00:40:00.480
it halfway to save money I'm talking
about. Yeah. Okay, So it's

445
00:40:00.519 --> 00:40:05.079
got Morgan Freeman narrating, and like, I will listen to him talk about

446
00:40:05.079 --> 00:40:07.840
fucking like shrubs all day if he
wants to, I don't give a fuck.

447
00:40:07.880 --> 00:40:13.039
He's he's awesome, right, you
know. But in this one,

448
00:40:13.079 --> 00:40:17.400
he starts out talking about the cosmos, you know, life on possibilities of

449
00:40:17.519 --> 00:40:22.920
different Cosmos, and then he changes
to talking about animals on Earth. All

450
00:40:23.000 --> 00:40:25.599
right, if I didn't already,
you know, have a big interest in

451
00:40:25.719 --> 00:40:30.519
both of those subjects, I'd probably
been like, yeah, but Morgan Freeman,

452
00:40:30.920 --> 00:40:37.039
you know. And there was one
where there was these beluga whales and

453
00:40:37.079 --> 00:40:40.400
he's talking about how they like they're
you know, they're they're raising babies,

454
00:40:40.400 --> 00:40:45.639
they're doing all this stuff, and
they're like they have the whole group together

455
00:40:47.039 --> 00:40:51.320
and it's you know, it's really
it's really cool, like watch them.

456
00:40:51.360 --> 00:40:57.280
And then out of nowhere, a
bunch of narwhalls show up, and there's

457
00:40:57.320 --> 00:41:00.199
like five narwhals over here in the
water and they all have their like heads

458
00:41:00.239 --> 00:41:05.039
out of water, like and then
the bluega whales come up and they they're

459
00:41:05.079 --> 00:41:08.119
over here with their heads up out
of the water, and the scientists are

460
00:41:08.119 --> 00:41:14.119
just like, I don't know,
you know what I mean, what I

461
00:41:14.159 --> 00:41:16.960
don't know what they're doing. This
goes on for like ten fifteen minutes where

462
00:41:17.000 --> 00:41:22.239
they're just like making noises back at
each other, and then out of nowhere,

463
00:41:22.079 --> 00:41:27.360
the buluga whales come closer, and
then the nar walls surround them like

464
00:41:27.360 --> 00:41:32.360
a phalanx, and then they all
travel together really yeah, and I'm like,

465
00:41:34.800 --> 00:41:37.039
I even told my wife. I'm
like, there's no way they're not

466
00:41:37.199 --> 00:41:44.880
aware. They just displayed organization,
like they communicated and then they decided to

467
00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:50.159
travel together. Like that's two different
species, you know what I mean?

468
00:41:51.559 --> 00:41:55.599
Oh? Man, I think it's
wild, Like it's so crazy. Um,

469
00:41:57.480 --> 00:42:00.519
you guys are gonna love this one. I think I feel like I've

470
00:42:00.639 --> 00:42:02.559
I called this one on some other
level. I feel like I called this

471
00:42:04.000 --> 00:42:08.519
the octopus. Not only is he
not really related to nobody on Earth,

472
00:42:10.280 --> 00:42:15.960
and not only does he uh have
an entire scientific community very suspicious of his

473
00:42:16.000 --> 00:42:24.400
origins, but he's highly self aware
and deadly and deadly. He's, uh,

474
00:42:24.440 --> 00:42:30.039
he's competing on the level of the
h what is it a Corpus americanus

475
00:42:30.119 --> 00:42:34.719
or whatever? The black raven?
Yeah, yeah, I don't know if

476
00:42:34.719 --> 00:42:38.840
I'm saying that right, is it
Corvus corvus? I don't know. It's

477
00:42:38.840 --> 00:42:45.400
hard to top that one. Yeah, I'm trying to kind of find it.

478
00:42:46.079 --> 00:42:53.960
I know I'm saying this wrong.
Yeah, where's that here? Where's

479
00:42:54.000 --> 00:43:01.840
that? Where's that? Oh?
Corvus korax I'm in raven probably one of

480
00:43:01.880 --> 00:43:08.840
the smartest animals on earth. His
his uh what do they call it the

481
00:43:09.039 --> 00:43:15.360
brain to uh you know, body
ratio is actually quite a bit higher than

482
00:43:15.360 --> 00:43:20.199
ours is. Yeah. The other
fun part about him as that he fires

483
00:43:20.280 --> 00:43:28.920
like of the synapses that we do. Like he's like this much DNA different

484
00:43:28.960 --> 00:43:31.400
than us, but he's only like
that much DNA different from being as smart

485
00:43:31.440 --> 00:43:35.239
as us. You know. It's
it's kind of neat too, because,

486
00:43:35.960 --> 00:43:40.599
um, the Norse culture you know, thought of them as being intelligent.

487
00:43:40.719 --> 00:43:46.079
They were a similar wisdom, right
am I getting my stories right there?

488
00:43:46.280 --> 00:43:53.000
Absolutely? Because it didn't Odin give
his right eye for the wisdom of the

489
00:43:53.039 --> 00:44:02.480
world. And he also had Hunan
and Mugen yeah that we're yeah his eyes

490
00:44:02.519 --> 00:44:07.840
in the sky. Yeah. Yeah, So even even back then, people

491
00:44:07.920 --> 00:44:12.280
recognize the intelligence of those birds.
Yeah they are, man, they're smart

492
00:44:12.320 --> 00:44:15.159
as hell. They I was reading
this thing about I guess it was like

493
00:44:15.159 --> 00:44:19.599
a bottle of water sitting there and
it was like this much water at the

494
00:44:19.639 --> 00:44:22.719
bottom of it, and the raven
kept dropping rocks into it to make the

495
00:44:22.760 --> 00:44:25.960
water come up so you could get
a drink. Yeah. And even I

496
00:44:27.000 --> 00:44:31.599
mean even like brilliant scientists are like, this is problem solving intelligence. This

497
00:44:31.639 --> 00:44:37.679
isn't just an animal being an animal. He's not operating on just instinct anymore.

498
00:44:37.800 --> 00:44:42.719
He's solving difficult problems. So have
I ever told you my raven stories

499
00:44:43.440 --> 00:44:46.840
or story? Um? There were
a pair of ravens that were on a

500
00:44:46.920 --> 00:44:52.280
road not too far from here,
and it was a path I was traveling

501
00:44:52.639 --> 00:44:59.159
fairly frequent, I would say,
um, and I thought they were being

502
00:44:59.159 --> 00:45:01.639
an asshole because they were thrown They
were thrown shit at my truck when I

503
00:45:01.639 --> 00:45:07.800
would go through. But come to
find out, they were taking walnuts and

504
00:45:07.960 --> 00:45:10.000
dropping them and trying to drop them
in front of my truck so that when

505
00:45:10.000 --> 00:45:14.320
I would run over them, i'd
cracked over them. I would crack over

506
00:45:14.440 --> 00:45:19.000
the walnuts. Yeah. Wow.
And I discovered that because I slowed down

507
00:45:19.360 --> 00:45:22.039
one time after they had dropped stuff
in front of me, and I looked

508
00:45:22.079 --> 00:45:24.639
behind me. I was in a
regular kid pickup and I looked behind me

509
00:45:24.639 --> 00:45:29.199
and they were in the road picking
up the walnuts. They'd dropped walnuts in

510
00:45:29.199 --> 00:45:31.679
front of my truck for me to
run over. It's amazing. They're brilliant.

511
00:45:32.079 --> 00:45:37.000
Yeah, that's that's unbelievable. Yeah, but it's true though. I

512
00:45:37.000 --> 00:45:43.239
mean, man, this is this
is a this is an intelligent the sending

513
00:45:43.320 --> 00:45:46.679
of the dinosaurs. So if you
think about it, I mean, it's

514
00:45:46.719 --> 00:45:51.199
just probably a big stretch, and
I'm sure that scientific community would drag my

515
00:45:51.239 --> 00:45:54.159
ass through the streets for saying this, But I consider that a success,

516
00:45:55.480 --> 00:46:01.119
even if it's a small one.
Yeah, millions of years. You know,

517
00:46:01.599 --> 00:46:07.559
we we we don't know ninety percent
of the animals that went extinct when

518
00:46:07.559 --> 00:46:10.280
they when they all did you know, we only get a little bit of

519
00:46:10.280 --> 00:46:15.039
fossils, right, So how do
we know that these stings were everywhere?

520
00:46:15.679 --> 00:46:21.199
We don't know that if there was
semi intelligent species, you know what I

521
00:46:21.239 --> 00:46:24.039
mean, Like I'm talking the level
of like orcas and the raven and the

522
00:46:24.079 --> 00:46:31.280
octopus, right, even though the
octopus is an out of town visitor probably

523
00:46:32.239 --> 00:46:37.159
you know what I mean, I
mean, very well could be. Dude.

524
00:46:37.159 --> 00:46:39.599
It's amazing. That's that's one of
the biggest That was actually my other

525
00:46:39.639 --> 00:46:47.519
thing, that there was a they're
they're actually a monumental size movement in the

526
00:46:47.559 --> 00:46:52.679
science community about that subject. And
how how different are they than like cuttle

527
00:46:52.679 --> 00:46:59.320
fishing squid. Okay, so vastly
different they are. Okay, they are

528
00:46:59.400 --> 00:47:06.440
related somewhat, They're still related to
almost everything on earth, right. The

529
00:47:06.480 --> 00:47:10.880
only thing that's different about them is
that their DNA contains things that the rest

530
00:47:10.880 --> 00:47:19.400
of us don't have. There's like
extra DNA in there that nobody else has,

531
00:47:19.599 --> 00:47:23.119
like we're It's like, you got
the whole world who shares a lot

532
00:47:23.199 --> 00:47:29.119
of common DNA strands with each other
and enzymes and all that, and then

533
00:47:29.119 --> 00:47:31.920
you got the octopus that's got like
a little bit. He's like, hey,

534
00:47:32.000 --> 00:47:35.960
you know, I got just enough
to hang with you guys. But

535
00:47:36.159 --> 00:47:40.159
he's got a big old portion that's
not really related to nobody. That's the

536
00:47:40.199 --> 00:47:44.880
one that's the part that they're concerned
with. So it's like, yeah,

537
00:47:44.960 --> 00:47:47.519
the whole joke about like hey,
maybe maybe octopus is you know, hitched

538
00:47:47.519 --> 00:47:52.119
a ride a few billion years back
or something, you know, or maybe

539
00:47:52.119 --> 00:47:58.519
they were trapped inside of frozen whatever, you know what I mean. Maybe,

540
00:47:59.320 --> 00:48:01.760
Yeah, it's not so far out
of the you know, their mimicry

541
00:48:01.800 --> 00:48:07.480
skills are amazing, just second to
none, dude. Yeah, And what

542
00:48:07.639 --> 00:48:12.199
doesn't surprise me that they're considered self
aware because think about how some of them

543
00:48:12.239 --> 00:48:16.679
can like turn their bodies and change
their colors to look like a different animal

544
00:48:16.800 --> 00:48:22.400
underwater. Yeah, Like they'll walk
underwater, like they'll get up a walk

545
00:48:22.400 --> 00:48:24.280
on two feet, like, I
don't know what they're mimican, but they've

546
00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:28.480
seen it, so they're doing it. Dude. That's a that's a big

547
00:48:28.559 --> 00:48:30.239
thing what you just said. Though, If they've seen it, and that

548
00:48:30.440 --> 00:48:34.039
is the thing for them, if
they see it, they began to work

549
00:48:34.079 --> 00:48:37.880
on it. They began to understand
it. Yeah, you know the Mastodon

550
00:48:37.960 --> 00:48:42.440
song that the octopus has their friends. Yeah, and the story behind it,

551
00:48:43.079 --> 00:48:45.800
I don't know the store behind it
now. The story behind it is

552
00:48:45.840 --> 00:48:51.480
that there was an aquarium that apparently
the band had visited and there was this

553
00:48:51.559 --> 00:48:55.679
octopus there and he was in a
tank by himself, and they made the

554
00:48:55.760 --> 00:48:59.679
joke like, oh, poor octopus
doesn't have any friends. Well, the

555
00:48:59.719 --> 00:49:04.519
story where he goes a bit deeper. The octopus was always in his own

556
00:49:04.559 --> 00:49:12.079
tank until he figured out how to
maneuver himself into the filtration system and travel

557
00:49:12.159 --> 00:49:19.039
anywhere he wanted to go into the
other tanks. This was not known to

558
00:49:19.079 --> 00:49:22.760
anyone because he was waiting until no
one was there to do it. He

559
00:49:22.880 --> 00:49:29.199
knew that the humans weren't there to
spot him. Okay, yeah, And

560
00:49:29.360 --> 00:49:34.119
once he got into other tanks,
he started picking off shit that nobody would

561
00:49:34.159 --> 00:49:38.199
notice. Dead ass, serious,
dude. They had these like sharks that

562
00:49:38.239 --> 00:49:43.199
are like this big, like little
nurse sharks, hundreds of them in this

563
00:49:43.679 --> 00:49:50.360
tank. Guess where our friend the
octopus went. He went there, and

564
00:49:51.199 --> 00:49:53.519
every now and again, as hard
as it may be, they have to

565
00:49:53.559 --> 00:50:00.800
inventory their animals, right. They
noticed that they were seventeen sharks, and

566
00:50:00.880 --> 00:50:05.719
then like thirty something of other fish
and like twenty something in another tank,

567
00:50:05.800 --> 00:50:14.360
and they're like, what is going
on? So some clever guy started sticking

568
00:50:14.480 --> 00:50:19.960
little hidden cameras oliver, and that's
when he got caught. They caught the

569
00:50:19.960 --> 00:50:22.840
octopus waiting for the last people to
leave, and then all of a sudden

570
00:50:22.880 --> 00:50:29.679
you would see him on camouflage and
go up and start working on the vent

571
00:50:29.760 --> 00:50:32.280
door. And then he got into
it. And then another camera caught him

572
00:50:32.360 --> 00:50:35.960
whoop out, and then he goes
down into this thing and he goes hidden

573
00:50:36.000 --> 00:50:39.800
again, and then they caught him
jumping up and grabbing a shark, turning

574
00:50:39.800 --> 00:50:46.320
it upside down and then eating it. That's amazing. So this octopus is

575
00:50:46.360 --> 00:50:52.400
now and he's incarcerated. Now,
he's under a lot of security now for

576
00:50:52.559 --> 00:50:57.159
if anybody listening that doesn't know.
An octopus can fit through anything that is

577
00:50:57.280 --> 00:51:00.760
the size of his beak or bigger. So his body might be you know,

578
00:51:01.039 --> 00:51:06.400
it's big, but it was beak
is only this big. Yeah.

579
00:51:06.440 --> 00:51:10.320
If the orifice is that big,
he's going through it. Yep, you

580
00:51:10.360 --> 00:51:15.280
know I can't do that. I'm
not gonna do it. I'm not gonna

581
00:51:15.280 --> 00:51:20.440
make another monkey joke. Almost did
Jesus, I saw it in your eyes.

582
00:51:21.840 --> 00:51:24.280
So you're looking over the terrible poker
face. You were looking at the

583
00:51:24.320 --> 00:51:29.400
side screen over here, you know
what, and the pig is gonna judge

584
00:51:29.400 --> 00:51:34.800
you for it. It says here. It says here that one of the

585
00:51:34.840 --> 00:51:46.079
popular opinions is that the terrestrial evolution
of the possible cryo preserve squid and or

586
00:51:46.199 --> 00:51:53.079
octopus eggs crashing into an ocean hitching
a ride on a frozen comet maybe several

587
00:51:53.159 --> 00:52:04.639
hundred million years ago. Hm.
So what that would mean is that they

588
00:52:04.639 --> 00:52:10.679
are not so related to that that
one that landed because there's something in them

589
00:52:10.679 --> 00:52:16.760
that is kind of engineered to kind
of get used to where they are.

590
00:52:17.079 --> 00:52:23.039
They could possibly be one of the
ultimate visitors. Yeah, because they can

591
00:52:23.239 --> 00:52:28.400
give them a little bit of time, they'll adapt to anything. They'll figure

592
00:52:28.440 --> 00:52:30.639
out any problem they need to.
You know, if I was going to

593
00:52:30.719 --> 00:52:36.599
bet money on the next sentiment animal, I would almost put my money on

594
00:52:36.599 --> 00:52:39.880
the octopus. Yeah. Yeah.
Luckily, though, we'd probably have the

595
00:52:40.360 --> 00:52:52.719
Ravens leading the resistance against the octopus
overlords. You know what. Octopus would

596
00:52:52.760 --> 00:53:00.039
call them the damn skybeaks. Yea, well, I think we lost Tyler.

597
00:53:00.559 --> 00:53:04.920
I think we did too. I
think Tyler. Oh he's back,

598
00:53:06.960 --> 00:53:09.639
he made it. Yeah, Well, he's gonna kiss her way goodbye.

599
00:53:12.199 --> 00:53:15.400
Yeah, I think I think he's
he slipped slowly or slowly? How are

600
00:53:15.400 --> 00:53:19.159
you feeling now? I mean,
from from before to now? How do

601
00:53:19.159 --> 00:53:27.840
you feel? Yeah, I don't
know. You don't know how you feel.

602
00:53:27.880 --> 00:53:32.400
You just kinda I'm okay, okay, okay, everything kind of kind

603
00:53:32.400 --> 00:53:37.159
of moving slower or kind of I
don't don't you feel you feel good?

604
00:53:37.199 --> 00:53:45.760
Though? You feel better? Yeah, okay, it's good. Well,

605
00:53:45.800 --> 00:53:49.960
folks, I think that's gonna have
to be it for this one. I'm

606
00:53:50.039 --> 00:53:55.480
sorry. Next thing, you know, he'll be going to Grateful Dead concerts.

607
00:53:55.480 --> 00:54:00.159
And if you showed the band practice
a fish shirt, him kicking you

608
00:54:00.159 --> 00:54:06.039
out of the band, he's gotta
go turn his black lights on, and

609
00:54:07.320 --> 00:54:15.920
he'd stare at his velvet posters.
There's a slow undulates in the background.

610
00:54:15.400 --> 00:54:21.039
I deserve this, all right,
folks. Uh, we're gonna go tuck

611
00:54:21.079 --> 00:54:23.519
Tyler in the bed and uh we'll
see you on the next of h Hopefully

612
00:54:23.559 --> 00:54:27.480
you had a good weekend. I'll
grab my job or some starship record.

613
00:54:27.519 --> 00:54:32.719
I'll be over in a second.
Everybody take care of each other and keep

614
00:54:32.760 --> 00:54:38.840
an eye on Tyler. Okay,
naughty boy, he's a center. Look

615
00:54:38.840 --> 00:54:46.599
at that, he's a center.
Center. Naughty, naughty Tyler. Naughty

616
00:54:49.639 --> 00:54:53.280
Tyler. They got