S335: Weird news, and Tyler travels through time and space.

0:00 You are listening to The Kentucky X Files Season three with your hosts Dennis Mays, Tyler Stewarts, and Josh Gibbs. Don't forget to subscribe to us on your YouTube, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also visit us at www dot k y x files dot com and now onto our show. Welcome back, guys to your Kentucky x Files. Look, I didn't know I wouldn't do there. We golf clapping. Yeah, make sure your hands are up in the screen when you do that, though, I mean you're when you're off camera, like, yeah, I mean that's the wrong idea. Yeah, yeah, I mean we're not we're I mean yeah, we h yeah, we hinge on PG lying to ourselves about it.

1:26 We're eighties PG thirteen. We're not model Yeah, yeah, way more accurate. Eighties. PG thirteen is like this proof that kids were older in the eighties. What it's like the one above rated R above? Yeah, you know, like where it's like rated R and there's like in something I thought NC seventeen was non rated rat in R yeah R. Okay, Yeah that's us. But we are fun for the whole family. Bring grandma just makes sure she wills a bell if it's dark. Yeah what Tyler swinging wildly.

2:10 I really don't. It's not my thing. Yeah, well it is. Uh, it is a Sunday evening. It's a Memorial Day, Eve. Yeah, it's the Memorial Day. Eve. You guys are probably partying right now, right now, hopefully at least started. Yeah, I think too. You know. I read a thing the other day that that really hit me. Man. It said it was showing a picture of some soldiers, you know what I mean, and they were standing there and they were having a beer together. It was like some some different armed forces. And I was like, man, that's awesome, you know. But in the background it showed like ghost images of all the soldiers that didn't get to come back.

3:00 It didn't make it back, man, as far back as you could think. And it said, you know, we're drinking for them. You know, this is a memorial. We're keeping the memory alive of all these guys that didn't make it back. And I was like, dude, that is one of the most beautiful sentiments I've ever read. I was like, dude, thank you. You know, like somebody finally set the record straight, like we're not. We're not just partying, you know what I mean. We're paying homage to many, many people that that sacrificed their lives for many different causes, had to do it to our country. You know. I think it's pretty cool. So everybody out there drinking, drink to remember always, you know, if you have to drink to forget, I'll do what you gotta do. I understand. I'm not gonna be mad at you for it. Yeah. Memorial Day weekend, man, it's awesome, extra day off sort of yeah, sort of. I guess some some people got it. Yeah, you do know three day weekends for me? No?

4:10 Oh no, you deliver, you deliver the supplies for the three day week and you can't have a day off. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't know. I don't know what I'm allowed to say or not say about that subject. But I'm just gonna say this. It's a three day weekend. Yeah, consider it a three day weekend. Take the loss? Yeah. How how greedy do we need to be? Oh? You fucker's Yeah. So what do you guys got? I got? I got some sciencey shit I wanted to share with you tonight. It's pretty fucking interesting. I've got I've got a couple of things. How about you, Tyler? You're are muted, You're definitely muted still he's got a mute button. Yeah, sorry anything? Did we did? We catch you in your unawares? Yeah?

5:13 So to be fair, to to be fair to Tyler, to be fair, to be fair, Um, we kind of sprung this episode on him. Um, more so me than anybody. I was like, hey, let's uh, let's get together and knock one of these out tomorrow morning and do two of them. And then I was like where we could do it tonight? And I think he missed that part and the message thread and he just he agreed to tomorrow at eight am when we were agreeing to tonight at eight pm. So we totally called him and is unawares? Yeah? Were you? What were what were you up to? Tyler? Were you?

5:56 Were you? Actually? Were you? No? I was. I was out with my dad. I had to help him. He's been trying to move shit around. Got you right on the did you guys get it? Do you get it all? Did everything take care of all? Everything's moving? I guess. So he really doesn't talk to me that much. That's a that's a thing. Yeah, that was. That's a thing that that's like a whole dad thing that I think skipped me. Did it skip you to any where? It's like, hey, we've got to move stuff. I just I don't move stuff around that much, but I remember having to help my dad move stuff around all the time. Yeah yeah, right yeah. But the thing was is that Dad's only want to move stuff when it's extremely inconvenient for everybody helping m. So it's like, you know, oh, hey, oh were you were you laying down? You're all you're going to bed? Could you help me move all these bills of hey real quick?

6:56 What why? Because I wanted to move him to the other side so they'll be farther away. Okay, let me get my pants back on. Shit. That's that's incredibly accurate. Yeah, gotta love them though, Yeah, I love them. Yeah, somebody has to. It's up to us, sons, Right, So do you want to how many things have you got? Denny? I got a couple, But I mean define a couple for me, Bob. I have a couple could be like seven right now. I have two that are compounded. You get two and they are literally going to I guarantee they're gonna spawn a whole thing. So okay, okay, so you want me to do my my weird news and then we'll kick it, kick it into you. I want to know what you got anyway.

7:47 Okay, I wasn't allowed to look at the side here where you keep right right right right? Um, Well, I'm gonna do a sharff screen first. Okay, I'm gonna show this really cool thing that is going on or actually happened in New Mexico and it's just cool storm stuff. So let me share my screen here. You guys see this good? Yea, So this is a mother ships sleep or super cell and I said sleeper cell, super cell in East New Mexico. So this lightning is flashing behind this super cell storm and it kind of looks like a mothership. And I just thought it was cool, and I figured other people might think it's cool. So yeah, let's check it in. Holy shit, Oh my god. Could you imagine looking outside and seeing that thing? Right, I mean this New Mexico, you know, Yeah, so you can stand on a coffee canon see Texas. So that storm is just enormous. Look, wow, dude, that's scary as hell, right, dude, The clouds look like waves.

9:03 Man at that. Yeah, and you could tell like the different positions the lightnings coming from for what you actually see, Wow, is that not fantastic? That is like a part of me would be like so pumped to see this, but the other part of me would be like, we need we need to go somewhere, right and everything's flat, like shit, Yeah, A half of you is like we got to stay here and watch this, and the other half it's like, nah, the hell we do. Yeah, as long as it's like far away, I'd be like, yeah, we can sit here and watch. That's the thing too, Like this is New Mexico, so that could literally be twenty miles away, but it feels like it's awful close because the way the ground's reacting. Wow, that's crazy. I'll be very bad guys. Look at that. Man, are those wind turbines I'm seeing? Yes, dude, those things aren't small.

9:58 No, Oh my god, like the scale you know what I mean? That just gave me this overwhelming sense of scale. Yeah, those those things are enormous. Holy shit. Yeah, this is literally like like this is some judgment day shit just coming right towards you. You know. Yeah, and super sills are like like it's literally like a business. A super sill is a tornado business. Yeah, you know what I mean. They're like got all you can, all you can eat, tornadoes coming right up, just spits them out left and right. I always watch that dude Ryan Hall on YouTube, the weather Guy. Yeah, and I love that guy to death, but man, he has nothing but bad news for me every time.

10:43 I mean he's like he'll straight up tell you, like okay, yeah, like right in here, there's gonna be something right there, so you're gonna want to cover so you a little little backstory and credit on this. Um this was May fifth or twenty fifth, I'm sorry, and it was recorded by a fellow by the name of Chad Casey and uh see here it was spotted south of San Juan. Wonder. Chad's like shittest shit itself looking at that or not right, I mean I would imagine. So yeah, so thank you, thank you to Chad for that video, and thank you to h story Full for the article that I was able to rob that from.

11:26 That's crazy. Yeah, that wild man pretty much. I love storms. I do. I do too, but let me let me say this, I don't want to give too much away about my personal life here, but the last two years not as much as I usually do understood it. Yeah, it's not as much as I usually do. That makes perfect sense. Yeah, yeah, So one bad storm, that's all it's gonna take, you know what I mean. So it's a little nervous, a little nervous in the service, right, But that would that would be shipping myself looking at that thing. And you know the thing of it is, though, is where we're from, we would never be able to see it like that. No, that's that's what makes I guess so incredible for me.

12:13 I'm sure that's somethingbody else watching that it's just like whatever, you know, Yeah, oh yeah, Like if somebody lives next to the ocean where it's they can see for miles, it's probably whatever. But for us, it's like, if you can see a mile down the road, that's amazing. Yeah. You know, usually our lost sites limited by what would you say, eighth mile if that? Oh yeah yeah, If I mean the farthest you can see in a straight line is like our drag strip. Yeah, if you stand on one end of the drag strip, you can see all the way to the other end. That's pretty much it. Yeah. The closest thing I can say that I've had to that experience was like a year and a half ago, the like that windstorm that came through. Yeah, And we were hanging out with some friends of ours, like one hill over, Yeah, and they were smoking and we were kind of hanging out with them on their back porch right well underneath their back porch, like a a little smoking area where they're sitting there whatever, and it came up. It was like there's it's forest everywhere in hills and all of a sudden you just seen it coming up over the like over the trees, and the lightning started and it's like this wind gus just came and it never stopped. So we were we were actually like after a good like thirty five forty seconds of this just continuous wind flowing, We're sitting there like, uh, this isn't stopping, like a are we about to like torn up? So I have a

13:46 semi funny work related story sort of similar to what you just talked about. Uh, they're penning a mural outside where I'm working, and I'm redoing a two story, very very large building in a city in Cincinnati or a township in Cincinnati, and these these two artists are sort of prima donna. Everything has to be perfect for them, you know, which we don't have a dog in the fight. They don't work for us at all. They're working for the people that own the place. Well, they were complaining a little bit about some little starfoam babies that were showing up on their scaffold from some of the exterior work that was going on, right, and they made a huge deal out of it, and you know, we're all like, okay, you know, just the GC was like, we'll just make them work down here so that it doesn't affect you guys. That's very same day.

14:45 Have you ever been anywhere when a huge just out of nowhere, like thirty mile an hour wind, guest just comes up out of nowhere. Yeah, So one of those happened after some earthwork had been done. So this enormous cloud of dust like you couldn't see through it. It just goes and right into all their fresh lies. Oh god, it's like, are you gonna complain to on that one? Yeah? All that, you know, But it was that it was like mother nature was like, you know what, you guys picked up all your stuff in the park a lot. It's looking good. Let me sweep before y'all. Yeah, let me just take care of that and just oh yeah, just yeah, peppered pain. Yeah that sucks. That sucks. If they just like their ship just got ruined it have to do it all over or what. I don't know. Um, I know that shortly thereafter they kind of rolled up and left probably just yeah, I'm sure they were, ye, but it's you know, they should know they were skepted way too early. You know. Hey, can I pause you guys for one second? Yeah, I feel like you just gonna have to do this without me. Yes, That's why I was a little I was a little up. I was a little fustered that I was like, oh, we're doing it tomorrow. My back is killing me, and

16:15 I just laid in bed and I I feel a little nauseous just sitting here. And I feel like I'm gonna make it bad for you guys. I feel like an asshole. Oh you're fine, man, I mean, if you get it. I just feel yeah, man, I I don't want to miss this thing that I'm in this with you guys. And I feel oh god, oh god, I mean right now, I'm not a drug. I at it, please don't to Yes. Are you are you stoned? I'm so stoned and it is bad? Oh god? Like how stoned?

16:57 Would you say you are? Oh? I'm more stone than a concrete mug. Okay, let me ask you a question real quick. Okay, okay. If you were super stoned right now, yeah, and you were podcasting, yeah, and it was in the episode, would you be like, whoa, what do you mean? Would would it like fuck with you? Like like later to watch it and you'd be like, oh my god, dude, I was so high during that. Yeah. Would it be funny though, like would you laugh? Yeah? Funny? All right?

17:41 Because me personally, like I think this is fucking fantastic, you know, I mean, I'm like, dude, this is great. What it uh? Did you eat one of those gummies or something? Yeah? Folks, we're having Tyler cral difficulties, the transmission of Tyler's neural receptors experiencing problems right now? Oh god, this is great. Yeah. Perhaps uh, maybe perhaps you ate the wrong candy earlier? Yeah? Oh my god, I feel like a dipshit. You know what I was wondering because when we were sitting there talking, you had this going on, and I'm like, I think he's reading something. I think he's reading something. I know, trying to make sure I saw every little movement to make sure I was listening to you. Guys, Do you like do you have like tracers going on?

19:03 Mean tracers? I'm just asking for a friend. I don't know what a tracer is. Okay, well if yeah, if you know, if you if you're having them. But dude, okay, this is the ultimate time for the question that I want to ask you later with my my thing. So I think you should stick it out. Dude, I think you should hang out for like another twenty okay, like twenty, just give me twenty. Did we need this Stone Tyler episode? I'm sorry, I just feel so bad. I don't want you to guys to think less of me. I just don't. I think you should stay because of all the fans out there are gonna be so disappointed in you. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. What's some weird, weird shit? I just feel like I was getting sick because I wasn't telling you guys. I think that's what it was.

19:49 It was your conscience, But I still feel weird. No, no, just continue, God damn it. Go I really hope what I'm about to do is gonna be so fucking hilarious. He peas himself. Oh god, I can't wait. This is gonna be so, this is gonna be so much fun. Okay, yeah, I mean maybe I just think it's funny. I don't know. Hopefully it's fun. Okay, Okay, we just got to make sure that we disclaim, you know, what's going on to the to the people, you know, like Tyler may Or may not be st owned. Okay, yeah, may Or may not. I don't want to incriminate him. He may or may not have tripped and fell and ate a gummy. You know. Sometimes you ever had that happened you walk in a room. Oh fuck, there are gummy in your mouth real quick before you hit the ground. Happens all the time. It's terrible. Sorry, Josh, go ahead, man, Oh no, don't be sorry.

20:48 This is fucking fantastic. So, mister Denny, it's uh is zero? Is your uncle Wally available? Oh yeah, you know Uncle Wally, he's available. He used to look just like that when he used to eat gumbies. So, uh, I'm gonna need I'm gonna need Uncle wally on this one. All right, yeah, up there in the great North of Canada, oh Canadian. Yeah, there's a very special breed of highly intelligent super pigs. Okay, now I'm not doing that. Oh hey, look at that guy. You know, he's a real smart one, right there, a little I go on, he's very judgmental. Have you pop that back up one more time? Okay, I just wanted to. I just wanted to look at the pig more travel. You're probably gonna have to pull it back down before some big footer or sees a big foot in its ear.

22:07 That's a big foot rest circle incoming. Shit, there's a Okay, all right, I'm asked. So there's a special breed of hyper superintelligent pigs. Yeah, from Canada, that piggy very similar, Yes, have started to travel south into the northern United States. And these pigs or judgmental as shit, and they pose a great threat to national or native wildlife. Okay, you're talking about the pigs. Yes, you're you're telling me you're talking about the pigs. Yes, okay, okay, pig right the math checks out?

23:00 Yes, yeah, so judgemental pigs. How does how does that work? Well? Like, are you wearing that to the woods. What are you shitting me? They're a cross between white after labor day. Yeah, they're a cross between domestic pigs and wild boars. And apparently they are adept to being in super cold climates is making it very difficult to eradicate them. They can pretty much go around and do whatever the hell they want. So okay, so what they just went and got mixed up with some boars and now they're like tough as shit. Yeah that sucks. So how long before they mosey down here once Canada's gone? Well, they're already here. That's the problem. They're in Montana. They're they're in Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, and Michigan right now. Holy shit. Yes, and they will eat anything, god damn including us. I would say that that's a serious possibility. Yes, we should probably breed something to take these things out.

24:15 Giant super spiders just that that only eat pigs though, you know what I mean. I like it, And the pig's gone, but we'll breed something into them. As soon as they get done eating the pig, they die, they're like, oh yeah, done h I feel sick again. So what's our proposed solution for for said pigs though, I mean currently of them currently right now, that's pretty much all they can do. But they've they captured a couple and put GPS collars on them so they can kind of figure out where they're going. Oh oh gotcha, Okay, but yeah, it's um, that's about it, really shit. Yeah, and they're actually like fighting off recreational hunters. What do you mean, like pigs are coming after them. Yeah, that fucking sucks. Yeah. So you're out there just like hunting whitetail or something. Yeah, then a group of these will like come up and chase you off. Yeah, I'd be popping them left and right. There's videos of what we already have here that's sort of the same

25:47 thing. Guys riding around and side by sides, and they've got literal Gatlin guns mounted to these side by sides running through I'm not even joking, running through the flat lands of North America with laser sights on Gatlin guns, just hosing these things down because they're destroying crop fields. They're destroying the farm life. Like if you've got ducks or chickens or turkeys, they come in. They're just coming in. His drawing crops and livestock, fucking Gatland guns on side by sides, Gatlin guns on side by sides. As a matter of fact, I'm going to see if I can't find a picture of that, because I don't know if we can show a video of guys gunning down.

26:32 I think i'd like to think that if George Washington was alive, and he was and he saw a video of guys on side by sides with Gatland guns riding through with America bandanas trained falcons on their shoulders, I feel like he'd have a little tier like, well done, lads, well done America Gatland guns. Oh. Then when you first me about it, though, the image I got was like Jurassic Park two when they were like riding through the thing on the in the jeeps like capture them, like the one over there, which one fire Tuck got. It's not far off, if I'm being honest, It's crazy, man, I can't find a picture of the gun mounts. What if I could, Oh, it's gonna be so good if I could find a video. I don't know that I could show it.

27:37 I don't think this is the right one. Yeah, this one's mounted to a truck. Yeah, this isn't the right one. It's amazing. I want a Gatlin gun mounted to my lawnmower just in case, you know, just in case of a random super pic attack. That'd be awesome. I can't believe that, though. But there's so many. There's so many like uh Pharrell hogs in America already. Okay, okay, I don't know. If I really want to, I really want to show them the video. I'm gonna share my screen real quick so you could see the picture. Yeah, at least this is that's the gun. Oh shit, yeah, Oh my god, dude, it's no joke, see it. Jesus, dude, I wish that you heard the audio on that. Oh my god, are the Is that what they're doing in this video? They're actually like hunting wild hogs? Yeah, hold on one second here, I'm gonna it's just too good, not too I've got all right, I've got to find that video. Okay, that's pretty amazing. Yeah. Six thousand rounds a minute,

29:11 god man, six thousand rounds a minute. Yeah all right, that's all right? You ready? Yeah? Holy shit? Yeah, I should imagine a hog being able to stand up to that shit. I mean, this guy's pretty judgy. Yeah, I wonder if the smart hogs are like they're like running and the herd and they like see it coming and they're like all right, everybody hits the brakes and they like stop. And then the two side by side just waste each other with gatlin guns, like hard left and they all like turn left, like crash over a train and like jump over the train and then they take it over. And the one dog, the smart one, he's leading them all. Caesar, he like goes up and he's like, we're taking this train and they like jump on and the engineers like, oh my god, it's talking fucking pigs. And he jumps out and he's like, all right, here we go. He's like, we're about to run into the American pigs. Bring Wilbur up here, he speak their language. Then the others are like he's crazy. He thinks that fucking spiders could talk to him. And then Wilbur comes up. He's like, but but he my best friend was a spider. And you know,

30:41 it's like a mess, and they end up throwing Wilbur off and he joins us and that helps us fight him. Were like the resistance, I mean, we're not you know, whatever it could be, could be anything. Yeah, any scenario will be fine, I guess. Wow. Yeah, I feel like that was premeditated. Maybe maybe. Um your story there is really interesting because it actually helps. It's just it's a good segue into one of the things I wanted to ask you guys about. All Right, Okay, no cheating, Okay, guys. How many self aware creatures are on this planet? I don't know? Is it just us? I mean, I mean, I'm asking like you to just guess, like, how many you think there is. I would say that it's the human species is the only one, because anything else you put in front of a mirror freaks out and it's it's itself. Okay, fair, But I don't know. I'm just guessing. One. Yeah, tifferent, huh? Two? To be different, to be different? Okay. What if I told you guys that we are learning more or more about the way animals brains work every year now,

32:15 and that the list of self aware animals is actually getting fucking long. Really, some of these animals, if they don't blow your fucking minds, dude, like they did mind, I'd be shocked. Okay, I'm gonna give you a couple Okay, the chimpanzee is actually self aware. I wasn't sure, but right, yeah, I wasn't either, because you know, like they always show the videos of the gorillas and the other primates right beating beating the crabit of a mirror, you know. Yeah, so gorillas, chimpanzees all the way down to these like little uh rehess uh hold on, I don't know if I'm gonna I don't know if I'm saying this right, Okay, let me get a picture of it, because this this could be taken way out of proportion if I don't. Okay, Uh, there we go. All right, so I mean load us up because I already know I'm asking for it with this one. All right. This little guy is called the Reesus Macaq, and Maccoq has a secret. Okay, Maccoq is self aware. He looks like he doesn't want to tell you his secret.

33:45 Yeah. Yeah, So what they figured out was, and this is this is gonna crack you guys up. Um, Why does it look like he's looking at the pig? So, uh you brought up the mirror thing, right, yeah, okay, when they put my cock in front of a mirror, all right, guess what did. He took the mirror and he held it down to his balls and the monkey he was sitting there looking at his balls with a mirror, and right then the scientist knew that he was self aware. He also took the mirror and he held it up to other monkeys balls, or if it was a female, he held it up to their lack thereof right, and then decided that they weren't as interesting, so he went back to looking at his own balls. You can't make this shit up, guys. Well, I think we broke Tyler. I think Tyler is now broken. If you're looking at the bottom of your screen right now,

35:17 ladies and gentlemen, he's right here that has broken Tyler. So I just this, this was one of the funniest ones on the list. And to be honest, in the story that involves ma Coq, I have to go for it. There's no way. So yeah, the rees Coq. I'm fucking glad that I didn't follow you. Really, I just I really think that that was like, I thought that was interesting. But okay, here's another one for you. Okay, this one's gonna this one's fucking mind blind. The Eurasian in Magpie and I can't get a picture of this.

36:07 I wish I could get a good picture of the magpie. But it's a little It's a little blue and white bird, right, a little bitty thing. You wouldn't think anything of them. The magpie has brain synapses that fire. He knows himself versus others. He can distinguish himself from other birds. He can distinguish himself from other birds of the same species, Thus he's self aware. One that really got me, which might not be a big shock to you guys, is the killer whale happens to be a self aware creature. They were in the news today too, are they really? Yes? Yeah, I know the story. I just heard it. We'll tell her, buddy, Yeah, let's hear it. It's the same thing. There's been like groups of orchids or attacking Yeah, orcas. The other is much more terrifying, fucking flowers. Um, quick, grab and run. Sorry, I'm uh. They they've been attacking boats, yeah, Chorea grabbing or I think I think that's what they used or something. They've been frequently doing that. Yeah, what kind of boats are we talking? Like canoes or like big boats? I want to say big boats? Uh, Like I thought they said, said like a fishing boat or something. Yeah, they're teaming up to capsize them. Yep, that's crazy. They like they'll have

37:39 like one that's like a scapegoat. Yeah, that attracts the attention. So everybody's looking over here by the other three are like, fuck your boat and flip it over. Yeah. No shit, that's fucking horrifying. I only saw the first part of that, that they were attacking boats, but I never uh, they asked the marine biologists the talk like what's what's causing them to do it? But I didn't get that. For dude. That's nuts. I feel like I'm getting for anywhere right now. Dude. Yeah, that the orca has been determined as a self aware animal, so was the bottlenose dolphin. But I feel like everybody kind of expected that one. I mean that kind of makes sense that they're just fish people. Yeah, you know, the orca being self aware is kind of troubling a little bit.

38:34 And apparently there's another one called a false killer whale. I never I've never seen one of those. I guess. I Oh, okay, okay, whoa dude, this show us Okay, let me let me grab a picture. This thing's actually kind of scary looking. Uh all right, let me let me grab a picture here. Oh hell yeah, I want to grab two because this other one's too good not to get. Oh hell yeah, man, look at that? All right, here we go, all right here check check that guy out. Oh it's uploading. Bam, what the ship? This is a false killer rail and they can turn themselves into rockets.

39:23 Whoa, whoa he does an attack. Your dude, he lands in it. I'm the cuptain. No, look at this freaking teeth. Dude. Ay, that's so weird looking. Yeah, dude, False killer Rail. I watched this show a while back. Man, it was it's weird. It's almost it's like a you know, one of them shows where Netflix like probably started out with the money to do a show and then they changed it halfway to save money I'm talking about. Yeah. Okay, So it's got Morgan Freeman narrating, and like, I will listen to him talk about fucking like shrubs all day if he wants to, I don't give a fuck.

40:07 He's he's awesome, right, you know. But in this one, he starts out talking about the cosmos, you know, life on possibilities of different Cosmos, and then he changes to talking about animals on Earth. All right, if I didn't already, you know, have a big interest in both of those subjects, I'd probably been like, yeah, but Morgan Freeman, you know. And there was one where there was these beluga whales and he's talking about how they like they're you know, they're they're raising babies, they're doing all this stuff, and they're like they have the whole group together and it's you know, it's really it's really cool, like watch them.

40:51 And then out of nowhere, a bunch of narwhalls show up, and there's like five narwhals over here in the water and they all have their like heads out of water, like and then the bluega whales come up and they they're over here with their heads up out of the water, and the scientists are just like, I don't know, you know what I mean, what I don't know what they're doing. This goes on for like ten fifteen minutes where they're just like making noises back at each other, and then out of nowhere, the buluga whales come closer, and then the nar walls surround them like a phalanx, and then they all travel together really yeah, and I'm like, I even told my wife. I'm like, there's no way they're not aware. They just displayed organization, like they communicated and then they decided to travel together. Like that's two different species, you know what I mean?

41:51 Oh? Man, I think it's wild, Like it's so crazy. Um, you guys are gonna love this one. I think I feel like I've I called this one on some other level. I feel like I called this the octopus. Not only is he not really related to nobody on Earth, and not only does he uh have an entire scientific community very suspicious of his origins, but he's highly self aware and deadly and deadly. He's, uh, he's competing on the level of the h what is it a Corpus americanus or whatever? The black raven? Yeah, yeah, I don't know if I'm saying that right, is it Corvus corvus? I don't know. It's hard to top that one. Yeah, I'm trying to kind of find it.

42:46 I know I'm saying this wrong. Yeah, where's that here? Where's that? Where's that? Oh? Corvus korax I'm in raven probably one of the smartest animals on earth. His his uh what do they call it the brain to uh you know, body ratio is actually quite a bit higher than ours is. Yeah. The other fun part about him as that he fires like of the synapses that we do. Like he's like this much DNA different than us, but he's only like that much DNA different from being as smart as us. You know. It's it's kind of neat too, because, um, the Norse culture you know, thought of them as being intelligent.

43:40 They were a similar wisdom, right am I getting my stories right there? Absolutely? Because it didn't Odin give his right eye for the wisdom of the world. And he also had Hunan and Mugen yeah that we're yeah his eyes in the sky. Yeah. Yeah, So even even back then, people recognize the intelligence of those birds. Yeah they are, man, they're smart as hell. They I was reading this thing about I guess it was like a bottle of water sitting there and it was like this much water at the bottom of it, and the raven kept dropping rocks into it to make the water come up so you could get a drink. Yeah. And even I mean even like brilliant scientists are like, this is problem solving intelligence. This isn't just an animal being an animal. He's not operating on just instinct anymore.

44:37 He's solving difficult problems. So have I ever told you my raven stories or story? Um? There were a pair of ravens that were on a road not too far from here, and it was a path I was traveling fairly frequent, I would say, um, and I thought they were being an asshole because they were thrown They were thrown shit at my truck when I would go through. But come to find out, they were taking walnuts and dropping them and trying to drop them in front of my truck so that when I would run over them, i'd cracked over them. I would crack over the walnuts. Yeah. Wow. And I discovered that because I slowed down one time after they had dropped stuff in front of me, and I looked behind me. I was in a regular kid pickup and I looked behind me and they were in the road picking up the walnuts. They'd dropped walnuts in front of my truck for me to run over. It's amazing. They're brilliant.

45:32 Yeah, that's that's unbelievable. Yeah, but it's true though. I mean, man, this is this is a this is an intelligent the sending of the dinosaurs. So if you think about it, I mean, it's just probably a big stretch, and I'm sure that scientific community would drag my ass through the streets for saying this, But I consider that a success, even if it's a small one. Yeah, millions of years. You know, we we we don't know ninety percent of the animals that went extinct when they when they all did you know, we only get a little bit of fossils, right, So how do we know that these stings were everywhere?

46:15 We don't know that if there was semi intelligent species, you know what I mean, Like I'm talking the level of like orcas and the raven and the octopus, right, even though the octopus is an out of town visitor probably you know what I mean, I mean, very well could be. Dude. It's amazing. That's that's one of the biggest That was actually my other thing, that there was a they're they're actually a monumental size movement in the science community about that subject. And how how different are they than like cuttle fishing squid. Okay, so vastly different they are. Okay, they are related somewhat, They're still related to almost everything on earth, right. The only thing that's different about them is that their DNA contains things that the rest of us don't have. There's like extra DNA in there that nobody else has, like we're It's like, you got the whole world who shares a lot of common DNA strands with each other and enzymes and all that, and then you got the octopus that's got like a little bit. He's like, hey, you know, I got just enough to hang with you guys. But he's got a big old portion that's not really related to nobody. That's the one that's the part that they're concerned with. So it's like, yeah, the whole joke about like hey, maybe maybe octopus is you know, hitched

47:47 a ride a few billion years back or something, you know, or maybe they were trapped inside of frozen whatever, you know what I mean. Maybe, Yeah, it's not so far out of the you know, their mimicry skills are amazing, just second to none, dude. Yeah, And what doesn't surprise me that they're considered self aware because think about how some of them can like turn their bodies and change their colors to look like a different animal underwater. Yeah, Like they'll walk underwater, like they'll get up a walk on two feet, like, I don't know what they're mimican, but they've seen it, so they're doing it. Dude. That's a that's a big thing what you just said. Though, If they've seen it, and that is the thing for them, if they see it, they began to work on it. They began to understand it. Yeah, you know the Mastodon song that the octopus has their friends. Yeah, and the story behind it, I don't know the store behind it now. The story behind it is that there was an aquarium that apparently the band had visited and there was this octopus there and he was in a tank by himself, and they made the joke like, oh, poor octopus doesn't have any friends. Well, the story where he goes a bit deeper. The octopus was always in his own tank until he figured out how to maneuver himself into the filtration system and travel anywhere he wanted to go into the other tanks. This was not known to

49:19 anyone because he was waiting until no one was there to do it. He knew that the humans weren't there to spot him. Okay, yeah, And once he got into other tanks, he started picking off shit that nobody would notice. Dead ass, serious, dude. They had these like sharks that are like this big, like little nurse sharks, hundreds of them in this tank. Guess where our friend the octopus went. He went there, and every now and again, as hard as it may be, they have to inventory their animals, right. They noticed that they were seventeen sharks, and then like thirty something of other fish and like twenty something in another tank, and they're like, what is going on? So some clever guy started sticking little hidden cameras oliver, and that's when he got caught. They caught the octopus waiting for the last people to leave, and then all of a sudden you would see him on camouflage and go up and start working on the vent door. And then he got into it. And then another camera caught him whoop out, and then he goes down into this thing and he goes hidden again, and then they caught him jumping up and grabbing a shark, turning it upside down and then eating it. That's amazing. So this octopus is now and he's incarcerated. Now, he's under a lot of security now for

50:52 if anybody listening that doesn't know. An octopus can fit through anything that is the size of his beak or bigger. So his body might be you know, it's big, but it was beak is only this big. Yeah. If the orifice is that big, he's going through it. Yep, you know I can't do that. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna make another monkey joke. Almost did Jesus, I saw it in your eyes. So you're looking over the terrible poker face. You were looking at the side screen over here, you know what, and the pig is gonna judge you for it. It says here. It says here that one of the popular opinions is that the terrestrial evolution of the possible cryo preserve squid and or octopus eggs crashing into an ocean hitching a ride on a frozen comet maybe several hundred million years ago. Hm. So what that would mean is that they are not so related to that that one that landed because there's something in them that is kind of engineered to kind of get used to where they are.

52:17 They could possibly be one of the ultimate visitors. Yeah, because they can give them a little bit of time, they'll adapt to anything. They'll figure out any problem they need to. You know, if I was going to bet money on the next sentiment animal, I would almost put my money on the octopus. Yeah. Yeah. Luckily, though, we'd probably have the Ravens leading the resistance against the octopus overlords. You know what. Octopus would call them the damn skybeaks. Yea, well, I think we lost Tyler.

53:00 I think we did too. I think Tyler. Oh he's back, he made it. Yeah, Well, he's gonna kiss her way goodbye. Yeah, I think I think he's he slipped slowly or slowly? How are you feeling now? I mean, from from before to now? How do you feel? Yeah, I don't know. You don't know how you feel. You just kinda I'm okay, okay, okay, everything kind of kind of moving slower or kind of I don't don't you feel you feel good? Though? You feel better? Yeah, okay, it's good. Well, folks, I think that's gonna have to be it for this one. I'm sorry. Next thing, you know, he'll be going to Grateful Dead concerts.

53:55 And if you showed the band practice a fish shirt, him kicking you out of the band, he's gotta go turn his black lights on, and he'd stare at his velvet posters. There's a slow undulates in the background. I deserve this, all right, folks. Uh, we're gonna go tuck Tyler in the bed and uh we'll see you on the next of h Hopefully you had a good weekend. I'll grab my job or some starship record. I'll be over in a second. Everybody take care of each other and keep an eye on Tyler. Okay, naughty boy, he's a center. Look at that, he's a center. Center. Naughty, naughty Tyler. Naughty Tyler. They got