S334: Live stream from sunday - coffee with the boys!

0:00 Up on YouTube. It just says, oh, it says. It says, we're going like I was gonna say, like, oh oh yeah, yeah, we live live. I said some questionable things. It's just I've got to it's I've got a I've got a note on my screen. What you're saying. It says we are having trouble streaming to your destination. Is it possible the stream was ended or deleted on the destination? This can occur. Yeah, it looks like kick is missing out. That's okay, okay, So why don't we do like hit a hit an intro or something.

0:44 How's this work? What do we do? I think we should have hit the intry before we hit live. Fuck you know what? Fuck it send it. You are listening to The Kentucky X Files Season three with your host Dennis Mays, Tyler Stewart, and Josh Gibbs. Don't forget to subscribe to us on your YouTube, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also visit us at www dot k y x files dot com. And now on to our show. Welcome back, guys, see your Kentucky x

3:07 Files. That's the that's the explorer in that track. Isn't it. I believe so, I believe it is. It sounds like it. Yeah thick, Yeah, very thick, well like four seas. Yeah, it's like thick, like thick cut taken just slapped on a track. Good morning everybody. So the masters of planning, absolute masterful at our craft, but so modest. We are alive and you're probably thinking yourself, But you, guys didn't say you were going to go life. We didn't. You got to keep an eye on us. We're from Kentucky. Have we ever announced we're going live? Never? Not even much. I don't think we should at this point. I feel like everybody a tradition of that's it's tradition. Now yeah, yeah, already we got already got a comment here. Sharon.

4:13 Sharon Beale says, good morning, Good morning do you, Sharon, morning morning do you. I don't know how you landed here with us, but you did, Thank goodness for you. Yeah, what a morning, what a night last night? Hung guys, did we talked about a little bit about that? I mean sure, I don't want to. I'm not gonna give names here. We're not gonna throw anybody out of the bus, but um, someone may have ate a gummy. Have you I'm not gonna go into detail, but have you guys heard of the gummies that you can eat?

5:00 It make you feel a little funny. Somebody, I don't want to name any names. Somebody hate one of those and uh turned into uh kind of a zombie on the on the episode and it's fucking amazing. Uh, but you gotta to guess who it was. I'm not I'm not gonna give him up, Morty Travis Memorial Day. I'm gonna go ahead and go in uh defense of somebody and say that it might have been because they miss read our private chat about what day and time we were gonna record the episode.

5:45 Yeah, but like I said, don't give any names because we don't wanna. No, I don't wanna give it up. You know, I don't wanna you know, we don't want to make it obvious, you know what I mean? Right, So I'm im I was like, still not mad about it. I thought it was great. It was fantastic. It was it was wonderful. I thought it was hilarious because I could have I thought he was reading something for like the first ten minutes because I'm like, I'm just like kind of glance it over and I'm like, man, it's not really commenting, and He's like, yeah, he was reading. He was reading lips even though we were here. It was pretty damn funny. You guys are gonna I think you're gonna love that episode. It was. It was hysterical and we definitely, um we went from talking about one thing till just everything under the sun after that, just because of the reaction we were getting out of him. It was. It was pretty awesome. You did kind of disappear on us like two or three times, though, Yeah, it happens, yeah, because every out again I would notice, like your screen just went blank, and I'm like, one of these he's not coming back, right. So I'm sitting there like I wonder if it's like, like how intense it's getting, Like is it getting insane? You know it

7:16 was, dude, I know how it is. Man. I had one of them things years ago, and I had like lower back pains or whatnot. This is how long ago was that? You think, Tyle, like four or five years ago? Yeah, And buddy of mine goes, hey, just eat half of this man, and you'll you'll you'll be all right, Like all right, cool, so I eat half of it. Sitting there, you out with my wife and my kids or whatever. My kids are a little they're like, well, let's play. Let's play Monopoly, and I'm like, okay, cool. So we start playing Monopoly, and like fifteen minutes into it, I'm like, this thing ain't doing shit. I still feel the lower back paint. I don't know. So I'm like I had this bright idea. I'm like, well, maybe I got it done. I'm gonna go eat the other half of it. So I did, and I come back in and get I swear what couldn't have been more than like three minutes later. I was literally able to speak to animals after that. And my kids are sitting there playing Monopoly with me. My wife is sitting there and my kids are cracking me up. I mean everything they say. I am like belly laughing so hard, like I can't breathe.

8:35 It's so funny. And she's like, are you okay? And I literally turned to her and I'm like, I'm stoned. What did you do? And I'm like, I ate the whole thing. She's like, oh my god, you are. I'm like I think I should go lay down. It was pretty bad. So when he told me that, I was like, oh, this is amazing. So that's what it looks like. I've had to have one. I've never ate one. Well, I can't touch him now, but yeah, I've just I don't. I never had an interest in him because I never cared for smoking it, you know. Yeah, I get that. It's just it's not it's not my choice, you know, it'd be perfectly honest, It's really not my choice. I just wanted to find something to put me to sleep and just write no in medicinal use. I totally understand it because I've I've had some serious back problems over the years, construction related, you know, and there is nothing in the world that will take it away, like smoking the right stuff and going straight to bed. Devils. Let us you wake up the next day and you feel like a million bucks in your back doesn't. But yeah, correct, you know I wouldn't buy any of those for recreational use. I don't care

10:05 for the buzz. Yeah me neither. Yeah. So yeah, and again I apologize. I know it was funny for you guys. I feel like it's gonna be funny for everybody else. Oh God, it was great that episode will be dropping tomorrow. By the way, the U when he loses it during the monkey part, well, you know what, I went back and looked at it. Pardon my language, everybody, but there is a monkey called the esus Ma Coq. I literally went and listened to the like you know where it like the phonetic where it actually sounds it out. It was. It was like a British lady going esus ma coq. And I'm like, so I was saying it right, only shit that whole time I was talking about Macq. Everybody probably just takes up, you know, being vulgar. No, No, you were right, you know what I mean?

11:07 Like, and it closed Tyler to buffer. He had to go out, he had to go to full factory or reach set there for a minute. I did get on. I stayed on the wiki page for a little bit. Did you guys know that there's all different shapes and sizes of mccocs. Bet you guys tune an in didn't know that this was gonna be a wildlife show, stooped, steeped in facts, steeped professionals. Yeah, you know, white leather gloves, that's us. Yeah, So I didn't even know that monkey existed until until last night. But that's pretty pretty awesome.

11:56 I could have went way worse with that last sentence. By the way, just just say you know a lot. I want you guys to appreciate the restraint I'm using today in regards to my cock. Got the resilience of steal on this one. Here, I see it. Yeah, yeah, very stoic. You know, professionalism. Oh we got here. Good morning guys from Travis. Travis keeping the scene alive. I don't know if I'm gonna say this right, but krim oh, Crimson sins. Crimson Sands says eight one. Once my car turned into a spaceship and I could see colors and taste the sounds. Yes, I know exactly what he means. Dang it, it's amazing. See that's what I was saying, Like, you know, like there's gonna be there's gonna be a bunch of people out there that it could be like I've been there, been there, I know what you what you went through there. Yeah, but none of those people have been on a fucking show going through it. I think you know it was it was a little little miscommunication timing issues, you know, I don't know you know, they never had to sit there and listen to you and I do animal facts, especially talking about the rhesus macaque. So Tyler, you can

13:28 imagine what Tyler had to go through. And once I've seen that he was reacting that way. It was like it was like blood in the water, you know, the sharks kind of come in. I see it. He was like dying from it. It was it was cracking him up, and I'm like, okay, well now now i have to turn it up. So yeah, it was great. It's good stuff. So yeah, great, it's a great day for weird news. You want to hear what I read? Yeah, turns out during the lockdown, haunting reportings went through the roof. I mean that kind of makes sense. Okay. Now, the thing that came to my mind was, imagine all these ghosts that were in these houses and apartments and things like that suddenly have to put up with the people that live there all the time. You know, usually they get eight, ten, twelve hour days where it's just peaceful and quiet. You can kind of go around, knock and shit off of stuff, breaking mirrors, you know, doing your ghostly stuff. You think ghosts or cats, So is up where you're going with that one. Do you gonna wonder how many times a haunting thing could be blamed on just an asshole cat, right?

14:52 Yeah? And then now you got these people locked down, they can't go out, there's you know, curfews and all kinds of bullshit, and now they're stuck in the house with you and you're trying to haunt. You know, well, next thing you know, you've got exorcisms stuff going on, and it just ruins your whole time. So yeah, ghost hauntings went exponentially up. I wish I had a graph like here's here's what's ghost hauntings before, and then here here it was dry. Now after it's settling back down to reasonable amounts of hauntings and houses, which is what we all want, really, you know, nobody wants more hauntings than there than they need.

15:33 One guy said that he didn't even realize that his house was haunted, and he got so terrified in the night one time that he actually was underneath of his comforter because his bed was shaking. There you go, now, all because of lockdown. That guy would have never experienced that. Yeah, I got you, buddy, Oh there we go. Yeah, you see over there to the left is how many hauntings were being noticed before. Right there in the middle, I got nothing for that. But over to the right is during during the lockdown though. That's the that's the that's the graph we were looking from right there. Yeah, that's that's definitely it. Um.

16:23 We could say the red dot was, uh, we'll just say this twenty nineteen, and we'll say that the other one, the blue dot at the top, is twenty twenty. How does that sound sounds good to me? All right? See, profess I haven't I have an alternative theory of this too, all right? How many gummies were being taken at the time, because I imagine somewhere in that graph if you got to like say, say two gummies, three gummies, and that explains all this the upward rise, you know, it's not haunted. You're just moving at a different you know, space, time, vibration, you know. I mean, I don't know. I don't think we're ever going to get to the bottom of that one. Yeah, I read that. I thought it was pretty pretty wild.

17:22 I had one another one that I thought was pretty oh yeah, this one, this one kind of cracked me up a little bit. Um, So a priest named Gerald Johnson has a heart attack and goes to Hell. I thought, I think I saw the headline for this. Yeah, goes to Hell, comes back and tell us about everything he saw. M I have a little bit of a problem with the story, though, all right. To me, this is like, this is remember when I told you guys about when I, uh, when my my water outlet broke on my on my car. Yeah, I knew there was cooling everywhere after I fixed it, when I took it for an old change anyway, because I wanted them to get under there and tell me all these crazy problems that it didn't actually have, right I did. I did that, and uh, it's it's similar to that. Hey there's Dave. I know Dave. There's Dave.

18:29 Dave. Hey, lookie there Dave. So I'm like you, I know you're stare. So this is to me, it's like that. It's like the guy comes back, Oh I went to Hell. You guys, you guys are gonna want to be good the shit I saw, Like, did you though, or you're just trying to sell me something here? Yeah? I don't know. But he said he claims that he saw that he saw what was what was going on in Hell? Right? He said he wouldn't wish it on his worst enemy. And the people that like interviewed him, apparently they were convinced because I guess when he told the story, he I was extremely convincing about the things he saw, you know, perdition, fiery tortures, hell. You know what I mean. I still, man, in the back of my mind, I'm just thinking, yeah, but I already knew the clent was in there, you know what I mean, Like I went, you know, I was holding back information. Yeah, so those guys like he has a heart tack, he comes back. Man, it's a great opportunity to spread the word, you know what I mean, I went to Hell. I don't know. Maybe maybe I'm shitty for for suspecting him. But wait, okay, so let me let me back up on this one. Was he a preacher, a priest, a priest?

19:56 He was a priest? Yeah, so he was Catholic? Yeah, I thought all Catholics went to purgatory first for sorting. I don't know the logistics, honestly, I could have swore that's how that went. There's probably a lot of farms, you know what I mean. There's probably a shipload of sitting, standing, and kneeling that has to be done before you get to pick where you're going. Wonder if purgatory was kind of like a DMV. Oh god, you know what I mean, Like you say, like Amazon, So are you sure you want to get it in one day? Like the next day? Yeah, Like, I don't know. That's what I always wondered, Like, you get there, there's a line just forever long, because you know, business is booming, right, so you get there, you're just like shit, Well, my question of this is, if he's a Catholic priest, why would the initial destination be hell right?

21:00 I mean, you know, like it just doesn't make any sense to me, you know, unless unless Catholicism is the wrong one. Oh yeah, I don't know. That's you know, that's a can of worms right there. You go back to the Homer Simpson argument, like, you know what happens if you're practicing this religion and all you're doing is making God matter and matter by the day. Yeah, no, shit, huh yeah, maybe that's what it was. I don't know, I'm gonna end up offending somebody if I keep talking, So I'm yeah, but I'm just gonna stop chruthfully. How many how many you know, religions all over the world. I mean, this has to come up. They has to come up in conversation.

21:41 There's over two thousand gods across the world. That's a lot. Yeah, you know what I mean. What was the famous saying, Uh, I can't remember the guy who said it, but they were they were saying like, oh, that it was was Ricky Ricky Gervais Gervais where he said that, uh, you know, I only I only disbelieve in one. You disbelieve in thousands? No, no, no, here's the quote. The quote is, is there's there over two thousand gods on that's on on earth. You disbelieve in one thousand, nine? Hunin nine? I disbelieve in one more. That's the difference. Yeah, so that's a good point.

22:22 Yeah. I still I still to this day kind of stand by, you know, a very neutral probably all talking about the same guy. Yeah, I don't know. Well, according to the billboards, I saw its limit right rested power of king. Yeah, lemmey, I wish I had I wish I had a whiskey to you know, salute. It's kind of kind of early. But it is Memorial Day though, so I guess it doesn't count today, right day drinking? Oh well, God, I shouldn't talk about day drink. Get out through debacle. People have a problem.

23:11 Calm down there, cheech. Yeah, I don't know. It's one of them. That's one of those those can of worms though. And when you just can't, you can't win it. There's no winning it. There's too many minds to win over. No. All right, So I got my my weekly UFO update, which was pretty awesome, and just like everything else the government releases to me, I got absolutely jack shipped from it and redacted is redacted? Redacted? Yes? Yeah. Now the current is that there's up to six hundred and fifty potential UFOs that they are tracking and studying.

24:00 And I'm like, yeah, Dad, you told us. Mhm, you told us that already, like a lot. What what's new? What have you discovered since tracking them? You know, one person actually said that either the aliens are doing a terrible job at being stealthy or the aliens are doing a terrible job at letting us know they're there. Either way it goes, they're doing a terrible fucking job. I was like, I think that might be a fair assessment. I have a story that aligns with that. I was just about to say, or their h Smith's direction, there's somebody in another UFO, like they think that's us. While there over you're doing what they want to do. Let's get some of this water boys good stuff.

25:00 A University of Toronto team created an algorithm to organize telescope data and weed out interference. And what makes that important is it is detected eight mysterious signals that possibly came from aliens, probably swamp gas found eight Chinese by balloon. Yeah. Yeah, they found eight new radio signals from five different stars. Huh right, just different radio signals huh yep, shit, thirty to ninety light years away. See, I still have that when I hear that, I still have the problem where I'm like, but how do they get that far intact? If they're organic? You know what I mean? You like, it's like you realize that, you know, the if they're traveling from that far to hear they're not living, breathing, you know what I mean.

26:11 I don't know. Maybe they were, Maybe they were a long time ago. And then they designed this AI that would create things for him like artwork and songs and literature. And then eventually it took over and it built itself a body, and it you know, destroyed them. And then after it got done, it was like shit on bored as hell. There's nothing else to do on this planet. I'm gonna go look for other planets. So it flies out through the galaxy, finds this little blue planet, pulls up and it's like, I gotta take over this somehow. So it just sticks a little bit of itself into our culture. They're gonna love this. I'm gonna create pictures and shit for him. It's gonna be awesome, right, And you know us, we can't. We love media, media stuffs.

26:57 We're like, oh, I love pictures. We're just clicking away. We're having a blast, you know, and we just let him in Devil of Resistance. What you guys think, No, too much? Probably too much. I mean I feel like that would be the way we would go out. AI r AI art and AI music. Have you heard some of this shit? I heard down in a Hole by Alison Chains the other day being sung by Kurt Cobain. What it's it's it's crazy, like it's like insane, like it actually sounds like Kurt Cobain's saying I've got to hear this.

27:49 Yeah, it's it's crazy good. Um, Yeah, I don't know. If I could pull the audio, I might appeal too. I mean, technically is it it can't be copyrighted if it's that's what I figured? I mean right, because this never happened. Yeah, let me see if I get into some weird territory right there by itself. Yeah, how do you copyright something that technically never happened? If you're using AI to generate people that actually existed that don't exist anymore. Well, I was just about to say I knew the artwork. You cannot copyright unless you alter it with other software.

28:33 You cannot. There's no copyright. Okay, I was it was It wasn't down in the hall. Sorry, it was black hole sun. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna try to share my screen. Okay, So, first off, whoever did this, Why in the world would you ever take Chris Cornell off a track and put Kurt Cobain on. Right, Hopefully you guys can hear the audio from this? Is it going through? Noah, I've got no shit. I can't remember how to do this? Um when you is it? Are you in a um um chrome tab um? Yeah, it's gotta be Chrome if you're in stream Garden Chrome. And then instead of sharing the screen, it'll drop down and you click the other one.

29:30 Okay, I cannot believe I just explained to you how to do something on a computer. Yeah, let's mark the bat twenty nine. All right, it's first for sure. Here we go. Okay, so I'm gonna play a little bit. You guys tell me if you can hear it. Yep, thanks, Dave in my can disposed in this gas the snow one rose pause, the face yesnessly some in my space born in some the stach meet the back the skyt upstairs from my name to the dream of Now you scream again? Yeah no, yah go some it's terrible. You come, Watson leave. That is awful. It's it's it's kind of disturbing. I think it's funny that Dave said good job Josh and the comment because I was getting

31:02 ready to say that. I treat Dave like I'm an elderly parent and he's my son. Whenever there's computer stuff, Dave, come fix it. It's awesome. I'm sure he would agree that that's fairly accurate. Yeah, that's funny. But this this AI thing, I mean, especially that one that to me sounded like Kurt Cobain and saying it did it did, And I mean again, I don't know why you would choose Kurt Cobain to cover up Chris Cornell. That makes zero sense to me. But that's just an ethical standpoint. Yeah. I hate to say it, but there is a part of me that's like, as much as I think that it's kind of weird, I'm like, please, please put let me on stuff. Please, you know AI AI guys out there, let me let me on a bunch of stuff. Yeah. Yeah, I made the joke that, you know, Lemmy's been dead for years now and he's still releasing albums because the man's work ethic was just unparalleled. Well, I mean, let's face it, LEMMI is the metal heads, Tupac, you know, rockabilly rockers. They've got Elvis, hip hop, R and B. They've got Tupac, we've got Limits, we've got Lemmy. Actually I've got it's awesome. Oh yeah, yeah, I don't know, it's pretty pretty wild. Man's the AI

32:36 music stuff, and that's just the beginning. This is just starting. You know. That's the thing that's getting me is or we haven't seen shit yet. AI is gonna make our job incredibly difficult. It really, yeah, you know, because they're going to get to the point where it's just like everything else any kind of new technology. First it lands and everybody goes, oh, that's cool, and then the poor an industry takes it, if if I'm being fair, and then after the porn industry has had it for a little bit, then the people that are nefarious and want to create problems, Right I was gonna say, and then we turned on porn, and when we turned him and then we turned on porn. Yeah, I think it's funny because that we released that that episode and you know, the context was was take was way off on that, you know what I mean.

33:34 I really think that the people that didn't know what to expect when they clicked on that episode. Right, Yeah, I stand by that episode. I think I should was hilarious. You know, a guy is hiding like terrible government secrets and to keep from being caught with it, he turns on porn when somebody walks in, like you know, that's just fucking hilarious. Oh you caught me? Oh oh yeah, you know me. That just reminded me of that comment that Danny red. There was this one band I think I can't remember. I think it was called Drowning Sulfur, very very heavy band. Yeah, and the comment says like, when I was listening to this, my mom came in, I had to turn on porn because of how brutal like he was, Like, because of how brutal it was.

34:23 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That ship was hilarious though. Yeah. The fact that a guy was hiding uh like government secrets in a Minecraft server on discord Yeah, I'm Minecraft server. Yeah, not even like he wasn't playing like Call of Duty or anything. You know, children long for the more. I want to know, like what was his like end goal, like what was he trying to? Did anybody see or talk about what was in those documents? I'm sure all of it's been redacted. Yeah, there's probably miles with black lines scribbled through them, like and they're like, oh the evidence, Yeah, I got the evidence. This right here shows that it was freshly redacted. So you know there were some secrets in this ah ah got them. I wonder how many uh like black sharpies the government goes through in a week, you know what I mean, just for all the all the crazy shit. They probably like like, oh I can't let anybody yea one oh man, that implicates me. I gotta get rid of that.

35:44 They probably got there's probably a special government you know, the little white out things, Yeah, where you just roll a little white didn't duck make them or whatever. They probably got the black film in it. Yeah, okay, yeah, just to speed up the process. You know, there's probably a redacting office. That's all they do is just they redact everything, right. Yeah. If you know, the government puts tons of resource, like literally literal billions of dollars into a budget to look for radioactive materials on Earth, right Yeah, and the whole reason is so that other people don't find them first. Right. So I was I got really interested in this the other day because I was watching a movie and it was talking to something about this similar to it, and I'm like, well, shit, well, I mean how much is the stuff worth? So I look it up.

36:43 Okay, a gram of plutonium it's like forty nine thousand or something. Crazy, right, It's it's just like this astronomical price or something like that that really explains maybe I don't know that really explains the intro to Back to the Future. Right, it does. And I'm like, dude, that's all you gotta do. Make it not worth it. It's like a dollar Graham. Don't even have to worry about terrorists anymore. Right, They're gonna go where the money is. But can anybody find this ship and just sell it like gold? I have no idea. I imagine that if like you're like you're on your property and they probably have a thing where it like looks for that's you know, that radioactive whatever, you know what I mean.

37:34 I imagine that they'd show up like, uh we uh we're redoing the pipes. There's pipes, yeah, yeah yeah, just stay in your house. Yeah, here's a cheating people and like just has mad suits. Don't worry about it. Yeah, and I guarantee you the check they give you to stay in your house for the inconvenience. It's probably not what the plutonium is actually worth either. You know that they're working that ship up, yeah, you know it just it says too yeah, like they actually put their finger on your all right, though they put the check on your lips. Ye, money, Like, yeah, you get more on eBay. So you guys want to write another one of these for the ship I got in the barn or I'm doing. That's another thing too, is like why like the protocols to keep yourself safe from that? To find that? It's like, are you just going to like, hey, honey, I found this radio act material and carried into the barn. Shit there tossing it like a playoff softball. Dude, this they glows, Dude, we have a we have a globe. All, Oh my god, I cannot believe the thirteenth Warrior quote didn't come out on that one. The globe all a little salty taste,

39:07 weird. Yeah, you got your dog out there, go get That's another thing too, is if you're just a regular person that found what is it you said, platonium? Where do you go? Do you go your local pod shop? Like, hey, how much do you give me for this? It glows? My dog loves this thing, so you better bring the cash. Yeah, your dogs just growing the third eye right among other things, right, I mean I don't know, I don't know. I mean they use it for all kinds of like nafariat. Shit, So I'm sure it's like really really bad, right, It's probably so bad that it would like it gives your cancer cancer, you know what I mean? Like it's yeah, I could see that it's terrible. And from what I understand that there's like there's multiple different kinds of these like radioactive like isotopes or whatever, and not all of them are stable like that that's terrified to find out to me, Like they will just literally random like you're saying, they'll explode, explode just randomly, or they don't explain, they don't explain what unstable means. They just say, well, this one's a more stable isotope.

40:31 Okay, okay, Well what does it sound so bad? Then? Yeah? But so I could keep looking at what is it, Like what's unstable? Dude? If stable's bad and you guys want it real bad, then what's the unstable one? Like if I touch it, am I going to turn into like the thing from the Fantastic Four? Like you know what I mean? Yeah, I think it's interesting that it's illegal to own plutonium for an individual. Yeah, it's got to plutonium. They're just like, let's just go ahead and decide that you can't have this, you can't have it.

41:15 Yeah, well technically, And that's another thing too, is like we always heard about, like everybody makes the joke man, I can't wait to find oil on my land or something like that. Yeah, the crappy thing. Back in the day, that was true. If you found oil on your land, it's your fucking land. You technically own that. But now you have to have mineral rights. If you have oil on your fucking land and you do not have the mineral rights, you are not getting paid. The only thing I feel like they would pay you is that they're using your like if it's still your land and they don't buy it from you, they have to pay you in some way because you're on their property. Out to take it out of the ground. I like, take it out of the ground. Yeah, it is, I mean it is. You know.

42:08 It's like, at what point, like I just read that, uh tridium, I might be saying that wrong. I might be triedium. I don't know, but it's uh, it's thirty thousand dollars Graham, right. But recently it's been it's been brought to light that the most valuable radioactive element is antimatter because that's something it takes just now you have to generate it. You have to actually generate it, and antimatter is like multiple, like millions upon millions of dollars just to generate a single gram of antimatter. That shit's dangerous.

42:55 Like I can't. I can't make one of those things in my backyard. You could, you know you could. There was a scientist I was reading about recently that uh, he literally got into his school because he built an anti matter generator in his garage when he was a kid. I remember that story. I was like, what the hell, Tony Stark, I mean, you might as well be you know, dick, so you know he's building suits. I was there was like one thing I wanted to know during the whole interview, and he actually said it was when he turned it on, he blacked out the neighborhood. I'm like, yes, that's all I wanted, Like, it's straight up just generators kicking on everywhere. What are you doing in there? Not mob to go back to sleep? Did he did he turn I'm porn when they looked out to the garage. Oh yeah, dah yeah. I was look it up. I was on Wikipedia.

44:13 I was looking it up this monkey. Yeah, who names is shit? Like, I don't think the monkey naming is the problem. It's the bird naming. Yeah, bird naming, car naming. Those people are perverts. Cockatoo. Oh there's more than just a cockatoo. I know it's more than a cockatoo. Yeah. Truthfully, though, I thought that it's like a lot of the bird names just seemed to like misplaced. The woodpecker, Yeah, I mean that one I get because he actually, like you know, he gets up there and eat. But I feel like, like the whole like, uh, I guess you would say, ah slang term pecker was derived later down the road, like yeah, well, I mean there's you know, there's roosters, cock yeah yeah, yep, kyles Yeah yeah yeah, kyles yep. I'm just saying it's like some of the bird names are a little like they weren't trying. Like the booby, Yeah, like who the hell comes up with this ship? You know what I mean about the fluffy backed tip babbler. That sounds like a like an eighteenth century insult,

45:45 you fluffy back tip waggler, babbler babbler. I think I actually named the dog breed. Take all the smacks the money in the face. How about the worry puff leg? Yeah. Some birds have cool names, though, Yeah, like what is it the what the hell is it called the herring? The it's like the great herring or something. I think it was just called a herring, but he wanted the great added to it. It's like, now I know, called great herring sounds better. Yeah, because it's great. Yeah, because there's like eagles and ship man I want to look cool. Yeah, my tall stork looking thing. But like the bald eagle, Like why would they Is it just because of their head is white?

46:46 Bold? Yeah, but it's technically not bald. Did you guys, Did you guys ever see that video? It was like these people like watching the majestic bald eagle like land and they're like, oh my god, it's amazing. And it just like guts a rabbit right in front of him, helpless little rabbit. It's just guts and shit everywhere, and it flies off and it was like, it's our national bird. I can't remember the president that there was a president or somebody that wanted before they named the bald eagle the national bird that he wanted the turkey. It was a wild Franklin been Franklin, Yeah, was it frank I kept I kept thinking of Roosevelt.

47:36 But I know it's not right. He was like, he said that the turkey is a great bird because it works hard. It's whole life. It's always you know, it's always like hard at work. It earns every piece of food that it gets, whereas the bald eagle basically praise on the week to sustain itself. So he thought that the turkeys should have been a national bird. And I'm like, you know what I mean when you put it that way. However, there's a contextual problem here. The bald eagle also works really goddamn hard to get every piece of food he gets, you know what I mean, right, catching little little animals can't be easy. I mean shit, he evolved with like telescopic vision just for this job. You know. His whole body is built for one thing, getting something that's faster than him off of the ground and up into the tree, so we can eat that son of a bitch. Yeah, So I don't know, I mean, that was a great man. I'm mediocre at best, so my opinion doesn't really matter here. But I still think that the bald eagle gets a guy. He's got to get some credit because he works hard too.

48:52 They can swim too. Have you seen that? Shit, I have seen that. That's pretty wild. Yeah, I watched. I looked at it picture. It was like a park ranger and he was standing in one of their nests. It's massive. You. You and me are like, we could literally lay down in this thing. That's big the nest is. That's a big dude. Man, that's a that's a dynast. You are and he's not even the biggest eagle. Yeah. And which one is? Is it the Harpy? Yeah? I believe it's the Harpy that's it. That's that's the one that they actually say that it might be what people are mistaken as moth Man. Yeah, because of the look like because it it's eyes are huge. Yeah. And I don't know why I said it like huge.

49:45 You're trying to, yeah, emphasize the huge part. Now, all we need to know is if they're able to make phone calls. That is true. If it makes phone calls, then we've we've got this lockdown or there's it's a chance that has telepathy and it mind controls people to make phone calls. For him for it. Likely I don't know. Maybe I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Who knows his stuff, not me, not me. I don't want to argue me, now, I wasn't at all. Yeah, you're upsetting gosh, here you go. Yeah, there's that's there's a bit of a force perspective here, I'm sure. But that's still a big damn bird. Yeah, there's no way that guy's that tall, right, dude, that's crazy. Yeah, that thing could like bite your face off. Yeah, that's nuts, man. Yeah, that's a massive bird. But they never named him at Ti Wobbler, right, that's wrong, Yeah, babbler. God damn it. Well this this live streaming shit's doomed. Sorry everybody. I can't stop my mouth from saying things.

51:15 Ah, it sounded like the right thing. I don't know. I mean honestly, if I hadn't have said the correct name the first time around, I would believe it was true. Yeah. I'm scared to look it up, right, Yeah, I am too, because I don't want to have viruses on the on the Rector studio computer. So I'm not gonna look it up. So another piece of weird dudes I got for you, guys is Apparently the rumor is is there a catastrophic mutating event that is coming in the next few years. Predictions go anywhere from cybercrime, which is already a three trillion dollar business or industry, it's going to triple right. Apparently everything that you have lockdown right now, bank accounts, credit cards, things like get gonna be wide out, wide out in the open. Somebody somewhere is going to be able to buy all the plutonium they want because of your bank account checked out. And this is the latest bit. And I find I find this to be fear mongering. Like personally, I'm like, come on,

52:51 like, how how are you going to do that? How are you going to say in three years from now, somebody is going to come up with this and it's gonna be a global catastrophe, right, kind of like Y two K and you know the whole Mayan thing. You know, do you are you old enough to remember why two K? Tyler? Yeah, I wouldn't try to they age you were, And if it was as big a deal like we were in high school, you know, so it was it was a huge deal. Yeah, Like I was in fourth grade when when't that happened? Wow, got big timor is in the chat mark tab tab love tab. I've been checking out Tim said pictures on his Facebook.

53:45 Man, he's living. He's out there living it up for the rest of us. Man's awesome and it's good for you, buddy, Glad you're happy. I'm glad to know that you're out there. Yeah, cheers, buddy. An amazing beard. Mm hmm. It's a good looking and really I could think about it. Have you ever you ever just looked at him? Have you? I mean I literally just stared at Tim before. I've never seen this guy. Oh god, once you see him. I mean, I don't know if a little I don't know if you've ever had a man crush before. But me and Tyler literally have shared this man crush for years now. I made songs about him. He literally wrote like love songs about Tim, like every day for like a solid year. To Tim's bitter sorrow, I feel a little underappreciated. He hasn't even wrote me a fucking haiku he has. They're just dirty and he can't say him on every weekend we're here, that's true. We could do open mic night open mic mhm, yeah, do people do that still? Snap. Do they snap at the We're not to talk to somebody that does it? Yeah, yeah, so yeah, tab we had we had kind of a last minute live idea.

55:17 As usual, we don't announce it, don't prepare for it, don't tell anybody about it, because that's how on top of ship we are. And uh, we started to have some coffee and have some folks stop in and say what's up. We had a bunch of them say say good morning and high and very cool. I'm sure some of them are probably cussing us because we didn't warrant anybody, but no, yeah, we're used to that. We're used to being cussed. Yeah. I don't know the whole thing though, with with the cyber crime thing, mh is. I don't believe the government can predict anything unless they planned it. If they got it down to a prediction, it's because they have it scheduled for that day. They're like, I predict that a massive wave of cybercrime is going to come in three years time. My brain waves are receiving the signal. That's fair. The rest of us are like ridiculously accurate. I think you knew about it because you're doing it. Yeah, AI is getting better at Guessington says, maybe, yeah, yeah, maybe we should just have an AI government. It'll

56:52 be Kirk Cobain as a Speaker of the House. Well, that's just be bad, like because crap AI is the one that screwed us on I want to say, like automated stuff was like what screwed us on YouTube? We did? This is true, I am whole like, yeah, there there's no way that that person freaking so like listen to anything we what we said on that episode. Oh yeah, yeah, there's no way. It was just key words that we use that they flagged immediately. I kind of wonder if it wasn't a double AI problem, Like I wonder if we weren't like botted, Like if AI wasn't sending out a shitload of views for whatever reason.

57:37 I don't know. I honestly don't understand the purpose of it and how somebody I don't even gains from it or how we lose from it. Oh, that part I understand, but I don't. I don't understand like why we were singled out. But I have a few guesses. I have a few guesses what what we haven't disclosed to you guys out there that a while back, our YouTube took off. Yeah, like took off right, and we're like, awesome, man, that's great, that's cool. You know, the message is getting out there. Man, everybody can gather around the fire man, tell your stories and give each other the you know, give each other the floor for a little bit. I mean it was. It was like ridiculous for a two year old platform. Yeah for us, you know what was almost eighteen hundred views by lunch. It was nuts man on every episode. Yeah, so I understand. I don't understand the why, but I understand the outcome. Yeah. So if a channel gets hit like that, it puts a very suspicious flag on the channel. So I'm probably I'm probably educating a bunch of future YouTube terrorists right now, and I won't.

58:52 I don't know how they do it. I that part of it is not. I'm not a very what you call it, nefarious person, so I don't really need to stunt anybody's growth. But essentially that's the end goal. It hits a channel, blows up their numbers, causes like a red flag to go off, maybe back at YouTube headquarters, up in their fucking tower or whatever they live. Yeah, and then from that point forward, the channel is kind of got like a compressor like a it's got a a ceiling kind of held over it, and it's monitored for for quite a long time afterwards. So whoever did it felt threatened by us? Why? I okay, I don't have a reason for that one. All I can say is is that if you're threatened by us, you've got some serious confidence issues, really bad, because we're not out here to build our own egos up.

59:49 We're just having fun. Yeah, if you're threatened by that, then stop on us, right. So you know, so we got double hit with A So we had artificial intelligence sending out views and boosting our numbers. Weigh the hell up. And then AI heard one word yeah in a conversation that if it would have been taken in context and read precisely, yeah, we weren't. Yeah, we weren't we spreading whatever misinformation. Yeah, we weren't spreading misinformation at all. Like it's not even like this wouldn't even be debatable by science. It was. We were talking about exactly what we're talking about right now, the sensationalism and fear wrong. Yeah, and we got hit with that, and then it wasn't the very wet two episodes later, Yeah, we were seeing maybe twenty something views. Yeah, I got I got the flag message and then tanked. Yeah, but I mean it is what it is, you know. Yeah. That's the thing that they cracked me up, is like, dude, we all work full time jobs.

1:01:02 We're all making money. You didn't, you can't. You're not hurting us, you know what I mean. We're having fun. We still got on here, we still talk about the same goofy shit. We're not exactly you know, breaking into cash on this show either. Yeah. Man, just because you see us on here doesn't mean yeah we're making money. Anybody can get on here. Yeah. And we're literally three friends that like to get together. Bullshit, that's it. Yeah, that's the whole premise, you know, like what are you what are you doing to us? And I don't know I understand how or not the how, but the why someone would do it. I just don't understand the reasoning behind it. Tim you make money off YouTube, somebody probably is ours ours doesn't do enough on YouTube to make anything more than pennies. Yeah, and that's okay, you know, like we don't care our streaming side, like Spotify. We're like the golden children to them. The more fucked up ship we say on there, dude, the better they love us. So yeah, you know, if somebody was gonna hit us, I would have hit us there. Probably just gave you ideas. There you go, let me help you out. That's where you want to aim the fuck dude. I think it's hilarious though. I could just imagine some dude just sitting there in his basement, you know,

1:02:32 and his mom's up there making you know, spaghetti, and he's sitting there like I'll stop you, and we're sitting over here like do your worst assholes. Yeah, yeah, I don't know, guys. I'm gonna have to run here in a minute, right on. I got some stuff I got to do today. This is all the time I had. But this has been a pretty good time. I think we should do this. This should be our this should be a ritual. I think I think it's just I was wanting to throw that out there, like I've always wanted to do it, at least one live a month, maybe at the end of every month.

1:03:28 Yeah, it out there. I'm done with that. If anybody makes it to this part of the video would you please comment and let us know if you would like to see more live streams, all four of them, all four of you, four of you watching them, Thank you for hanging out there, the last for you. You know what it is though it's only four on there now, but it's because there's like big gatherings and they're sharing a screen. It's what it is. Is that what it is. I'd like to know who the four people are. We know Travis is on I see Tim, I see Travis. I'm wondering who I would like I would like to see all four of you. Just make a comment. I'm definitely do more live streams so I know who's still here, who stuck it out for this nonsense? Yeah, please tell us who you are? Please please help us. I think it's like for how like how advanced this this system is? Like I can't see the people and it's yet. Ohsh Tyler, so you were one of us, son of a bitch, I'm sorry, I forgot that. I head it up. That's funny as hell.

1:04:39 So there's three people, yeah, three folks, the three of you that aren't Tyler, say say hi to us, so we know who's hanging out. Oh wow, that is awesome. All right, I'm closing down a bunch of stuff here. Yeah, that was what I was doing too. Yeah, go ahead and delete some of this stuff out of the overlays.

1:05:26 Yeah, this is how we This is us shutting down. Guys. It's been fun. And if everything goes according to plan, maybe maybe next week, maybe we could see again on live. That'd be pretty fun. Maybe we could get a routine going and everybody ill know when we're on or something. I don't know, Yeah, but we'll see you guys. Man, you have a good one out there. Take care of each other. Trigger other stuff out please, yeah, subscribe to that shit please and thank you? Do we Oh no, I thought I start. I summoned to do it. Monster, I'm a camera angle changed any did you get anything to talk about? These are the things, These are the links things send all your things to the things. Yeah, to that thing, to those things, those things. If you don't do it, you're gonna make Uncle Biden very upset with you. Look at that face.