S333: UFOS, MOONS, And Bluetooth installed into your brain.
Oh yeah, here we go again...(on our own?) You sang that in your head didn't you? LOL
0:00 You are listening to The Kentucky X Files Season three with your hosts Dennis Mays, Tyler Stewarts, and Josh Gibbs. Don't forget to subscribe to us on your YouTube, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also visit us at www. Dots ky x files dot com and now onto our show. Welcome back, guys to your Kentucky x Files. Megaliga highpahp, I am spaceship. He looks like the genie from Pee Wee's Playhouse. Right.
0:41 We've literally made first contact here with the aliens from where's your planet at? Where's your planet from? Like? Where are you from? What planet? Words? You're from? Planet nap nap naa. I'm just saying the people on streaming or it's just me God, sorry, sorry, oh shift. I was excited for a second. I thought that we Yeah, I thought that we made made some history there. So it's uh, it's Thursday out there for you guys out there watching and listening. Hopefully your week's going good. If you're seeing this by now, I've already gone. Uh.
1:37 I can only imagine what tomorrow is gonna be like at work, And it's gonna be bad. It's gonna be real, real bad. We're gonna get it done. Yeah. Memorial Days coming up. Yeah, so we should we should, uh, we should hear some stories about my boy day weekend. I'm sure that'd be fun. My work is trying to get me to work, are they. Yeah, but like Memorial Day? Yeah, tell me you're going to a memorial Yeah. Yeah, they're making us works Saturday and then we're off Memorial Days. It's pretty cool. Well, my boss bamboozled me though. I didn't think we were off. Oh, so he caught me. He asked me. He's like, would you want to were?
2:30 Well, you get it's a paid holiday and then you get time in the hat. Like he's not watching this. I don't care. This is for you boss. Well, there you having, folks. History has been made. You just saw a remote firing. Oh they can't afford it. They came back. You're turnin tad rate my facts? Dude, you ever thought about that Back to the future too? Right? How many fact machines?
3:13 Yeah? You have in that house? And who the hecks? Okay, it was based like the future that they went to, wasn't it twenty sixteen? I think so? Yeah, the heck around that time still use fax machines. Can you even find a fax machine? Now? Yeah? Really at the library? Oh, it's gonna say, is it in use? Well, I mean there's there's still a lot of places that use it, like if you, um, I've had to use one recently, not me personally operating it, but like when you go to get your plates on your vehicle, I call my insurance company up and say facts on my insurance cards to the courthouse and I go in and all my cards that they're waiting on me they actually facted it. Yeah, I know that. They like, Yeah, they still use in most places still use it. I don't know why, but it just seems like it would be fast or just to get because it prints off without asking. Yeah, nobody has to sit there and watch it. It just comes out so when you show what that's why it works so great for that is so when you show up and you're like, I need tags on this vehicle. Here, my insurance cards are back there. They just go back foot to the pile that they find my name and being bought a boom oh shite, still holding on hm. I like that. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Phone man. It just a yeah.
4:44 Well, I mean yeah, thank goodness for Pushbudgeons. I just think it's like crazy. It's just like that video since you guys about uh, the girl I hope it's a joke, the girl that's trying to explain to people a house phone. Yeah, it's like like, are we that old yet? Like the tweet that was put out where the girls like, we need to be able to have like a thing on Twitter, where on our homepage we could have like music playing and stuff when you come to our page so you know what we're into. And the first comments like, lord, we've finally hit the point where they don't know what my space is. Awesome.
5:30 Can we talk about that for a second. I mean, come on, it was cool. My space really got the shaft in his whole deal. Did you remember that, dude? I actually spent hours, I'm talking hours making up my background. Yeah, because there was like websites that you can go to and you can like you can put Raindom pictures, make the color, different fonts, and they have your little playlists. Yeah. I mean everything was done in HTML code too. We were all like hack and didn't even know it. Yeah, and then somehow we all I don't know how it happened, Like, do you remember how it happened where everybody just gravitated to Facebook. I can't remember the reason why. Like I held out.
6:15 I did not want to change. Yeah, the longest time, I did not want to change because I was like, what's the point I can't even put any music on this? Yeah? My background is blue and white. Yeah. Like when you joined my Space, it was like joining a whole new world. You just walked in the door, and when you left, you were a goddamn website designer. Oh dude, he beat me to it, right, you're I mean it's true, isn't it. I mean by the time you were done, you're like, I could put links, I know how to put pictures, I could put little moving pictures. I could change my little cursor. Oh yeah, that's what. Like that was like the beginning of filters. Yeah, because remember all the girls that they would put glitter and bullshit over top of their fucking pictures and ship. It was great for bands though, because you could literally have a band page.
7:10 Oh, you have your songs, links to your songs on it. What was the reverb nation? You upload the reverb nation and use those those links, links, and that's where like SoundCloud, like, guy, it's big like that thing too, like reverb Nation that's still around, isn't it. I don't know how well I was doing, but yeah, but my Space that's what originally started out as like that was what it was for. It is for music, that was what it was totally about. But then it became the like one of the I want to say, the first uh, like social media like outlets people to connect. Yeah, remember like the ranking system that you could get on there too, yeah, yeah, and then people would get sit like dude, like like I was in high school when that was still a kicking hard so you would actually hear like, thinking back on it, how petty you have to fucking be to argue with somebody about it? Who Why am I not number one? I thought I was your best friend? What the fuck? I think we should I think we should bring that back yeah on Facebook and put some people in check. Yeah, just problem all Yeah is it? My Space is still going right now?
8:30 Right? Yeah, but I think it's just music now. So nobody's like on it, hanging out like hey I'm on my Space. Hey hit me up on my space, bro, dude, it's not. It's not a thing like Facebook me is overrund it, like there is no if I heard somebody say fucking like hey MySpace me or hit me up on my Space, like, yeah, am I in the Twilight Zone? Right? Somebody comes up and was like, dude, check out MySpace page. I'm gonna be suspicious, like I'm not sure if this guy's a time traveler or not.
9:11 Yeah, that was fun. That kind of like brings me up to it. Like a question I want to throw at you. What is the weird like tech or anything out there that you're so baffled that it's obsolete now or it's just so far gone no one like talks about it anymore, like my space. That's a very good question. That is a solid question mine. Is movie movie places like movie rentals, like going to like the building. I actually would like to add something to that tie. I thought of something earlier. I yesterday I went to an area where there used to be a Blockbuster video And as I was driving through, and I was just passing through for work, But as I was going through there, I was kind of looking around at the place and I'm like, Wow, this place is fucking lifeless, right, So there's there's like there was a Blockbuster, a Taco bell A, bar um an Arby's I think, and some other stuff all in there, and I rodeo groups, right, And I remember vividly that when you went up there after work on a Friday, you're like, I'm gonna grab a couple of movies. There was people everywhere and here this will this part will get you guys watching the listing. Maybe some of you people were talking to each other. What are you talking? What are you talking
10:45 about? You know how like okay, you know how when you go and you talk to somebody, they're like this, yeah, and you're talking to them and they're like, yeah, that's funny. That's how I got my food today. And they're literally like you talk to them, you ask a question and they're like, sorry, what right? You ever heard that you get to? I'm sorry what that is attached to? These? Yeah? All right? So nobody had those Everybody was talking face to face. I remember groups of people hanging out together waiting for the store to open because there was a movie they were all there to get and they were all like, oh dude, I'm so pumped. This is gonna be so awesome. Man, Yeah, I can't wait. This is gonna be so great. And they when it opened, they went in and they got them. They got their movie and they're so happy. And there was popcorn and they grabbed the pick of popcorn on their way out some candies, and they took their movie home. And they guess what they did after that? They fucking watched the movie together. Now it's an episode of The Walking Dead, complete with zombies.
11:54 The zombies aren't really after brains, They're just trying to ditch theirs, right, everybody, look, Yeah, when I like as as a kid, I am such a movie buff. I loved movies. Movies were like my pastime. I loved movies and thinking about like, dude, I want to because I always went to that one that was right by the middle school Showtime video and dude, it was a family owned one and I was like, dude, this is the coolest job. I want to open my own video store. Good thing I didn't do that, right, I say, like, I'm not saying that my life is much better not doing it, but I think I would be like, seriously in debt, could you imagine though, if you opened one for fun? Right? Released movies that came out on certain days years ago. Okay, okay, okay, everybody gets their ship, comes up, store opens, they come in and there I remember when this came out that day, and they read the movie and they take it home and they watch it together. How cool would that be?
13:11 Kind of a retro thing, like say a month to month like say today, like this month is the nineteen seventy two, and you literally go down the list in that month of new releases. Yeah, it'd be fun. Man. Yeah, I hate shit. Right. Hey, if we're starting, were starting a Kickstarter for at movie? Yeah, yeah, it's good if you want to support us, Like now, what I'm going to get on the bandwik send us a thousand dollars, thousand dollars, send us a thousand dollars. Finally dared this is a monumental day. Holy shit, we're gonna be thousand airs in no time. I like how that it's he's okay with it because it's something he wants to do. I love that he called me out on that. Okay, let's get to some stuff. I was gonna say I had one for it. Oh yeah, yeah. So it's it's sort of in the same realm. It's media itself. But do you guys remember like media Play and places like that where you could go and listen to music before you buy the albums, like yeah, like and stuff yeah and even like all right you all you young goths out there. Hot Topic used to be a place where you could get music. They had walls of it and you could go listen and it wasn't just like you know, anime
14:45 shirts, like you could legit go get like Roadrunner record compilations and stuff, you know that kind of stuff or like um, there was a place next to Media Play up in Ohio called Mars Music Os. Holy shit, I forgot all about Mars and Mars For those of you don't that don't know Tyler, you might not remember this place. Mars Music had booths so you would go pick up an instrument and go to it isolated soundproof booth with amplifiers already in it, where you could try out the instrument without having to have the shame of the guy that's like a shredmaster on a telecaster and a Fender twin river right across from you, just letting it eat. You know, you could go suck in privacy. That was nice. Yeah, that was awesome.
15:37 Yeah, okay, the basic Basic music store that you know, it's really gone, like a guitar center put all of them out of business. And then all guitar centers besides the one in Nashville look like they're going through bankruptcy now. Well you know they're garbage. They went to two bankruptcies now and then oh fuck Gibson millions of dollars because they yeah, they it's not a gift, not a company you want to owe a lot of money too either. Yeah, it's not a company you want to not know money too, because you you don't want to be on the radar, at least you don't want the Gibson to know who you are. Dude. They're like Oprah.
16:18 They have their own snipers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's funny there man. Uh uh you said media Play earlier. Yeah, And I used to get so excited on like Friday at get off work and I'm like, I'm going to media Play. Yeah, I'm gonna buy a game. Yeah, they had the best computer games. Dave and I used to go to media Play at least twice a month, Dave being the drummer in UM Dave and the Drummer in Rector band there. Him and I've been really really good friends since we were about twelve. But we would make the trip to Best Buy and Media Play and then like once a month they would go to Mars Music or Mashionnots. You know, I know they held out held that for a long time. I bought one of the last guitars out of Mashionnots. They closed up about six months and uh a step daughter side guitar. Yeah, I had one and I ended up selling it. Remember vaguely. Man, it was great because anything you bought they had a polaroid.
17:37 Yeah, the entire front of the store was covered in the musicians in polaroid pictures of whatever instrument they bought. And it was like, you can't get a bad picture of a musician with a brand new instrument, you know what I mean. You can't hide it. You can't hide something that I would I wish that they would have kept, like the people would have kept. I wonder if they go through that, how many lives that actually changed, like once they bought that, Like that a kid that just walked in there and bought a guitar and now he's a he's on a he's a touring band in a touring band, so like just to see that kind of a time capsule. Yeah, I'm sure there's been a few, well, I know for a factors or at least a handful of famous musicians from this area.
18:26 Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Hey, you know what, we're on the topic of mash nots bake. Shout to Rick bo Rick heard inside Moves. He used to sell me everything every week, strings, picks, cables, whatever. He was. He was my my dude, yep, yeah, my uh he's like he was man, he was. He was like he was like my my mash not mash not Rick. Uh. A Horner guitar, that's ever you're playing. Tyler's the very first thing I bought with my very first paycheck and literally was one of like four that we're sitting there and kind of loop comes around in a full circle here. Also got decimated by Gibson. Yeah, but I mean, if you're gonna copy giftson ship, you know you kind of gotta you know what I mean. I mean, if you're gonna copy a guitar company, obviously you want a copy copy Fender or Jackson. Yeah, because they don't give a shit. Gibson has a chart in their warehouse that says fuck around, find out, Like, yeah, they've went after everybody. They've got, like I'm sure they've got They've probably got like silhouettes like cutouts on the wall, and when they find their these copied guitars, they hold them up. If yep, yep,
19:56 we got one boys, if it pass us through, got on the other side of a lawyer and he just takes it and sues. Yeah, it's just like the kit cars. Remember the kit cars back in the day when they started doing the ones with like Ferrari. Ferrari ate the shit out of Theo's kit car companies because they were they were technically a Ferrari, but it was based around like a fire like fierro. That's what it was, a fierro. Liked it was so tiny. You're you're a multimillion dollars Italian sports car company and you're threatened by a fiberglass Yeah, Apiac fierro. I don't even understand like how they could have gotten like if you actually saw one side by side, Like there's there's one big difference. The Pontiac Fierro is so much smaller than the actual Ferrari. Yeah, so I don't understand how they could anybody could say, like, yeah, that looks like a Ferrari but it's tiny. Yeah, so I don't I don't get it, don't that?
21:00 Yeah? Oh shit? Do you said we got some weird news. I got a little weird news this one. This wasn't end quite weird. Um. Have you guys seen the fact that they have a complete digital scan of the Titanic? What? Holy shit? Yeah, right, wasn't it They sent something down there and scanned it or what? Yeah? Yeah, they use submersibles and there's more than sixteen terabytes of data, seven hundred and fifteen thousand images and high resolution video. Wow. Yeah, it's Um, it's pretty wild man. Let's see here. I don't know if I can make this full screen, so I cannot. I can present this. It's off a Smithsonian, So I will share my screen and let you have guys have a look at this. Sorry, I cannot make it bigger. Wow.
22:06 You know, there's there's always a question that nobody wants to ask about these How many skeletons did they scan when they do that? Oh? You know, you know what I mean? You know, there's yeah, there was a bunch of people that were flooded in down below, like in the engine rooms. And yeah, uh well they've even got are met I can. I can show you this picture real quick by doing a present This is you can see the serial number in this image right here. See the serial number right there? Oh holy shit? Yeah what is that off of?
22:53 It's just just random stuff that's down there. That's how good these digital scans are. That's crazy. Yeah shit, that's my uh that's my first piece of um weird news. And then um, I've got another one here. That's I mean, it's weird news. Apparently Chris Hemsworth has uh has released into the wild Tasmanian devils and apparently the ones he released have given birth to triplets. What I'm not even joking, not even joking. Did he just have them? Like I don't understand? Like, yeah, I honestly I don't know either. Um. I didn't get a chance to read the entire article. I just stopped at the headline, like do I really even to go? Need to go even more? Yeah? Yeah, no, it's uh, you know, let me get the overlay up here. I'll show you the picture of how proud he is, Like Okay, look, getting right here. Holy shit, man Thor's got Tasmanian Devils. Yeah, yeah, it looks so much different from the cartoon. I mean, yeah, there's quite a bit of difference there. I mean they kind of look like nothing like a tornado. Yeah. I was just about to say they don't spin at all. No, I feel like we relied to a little bit here. Yeah, I got a I got something here from one of our
24:27 listeners of the show. Okay, um, it's real, it's real short, let's see. Let me let me pull this up here. I want to read his message because it's pretty cool. Just came in, uh worsted at here. This message is from Chris. He says, I thought you guys might find this funny, A big fan of the show from Manchester, England. And here's what he said to us. I'm to make my screen bigger because I can't see it. That is that a fake pony? Oh my god? Is that an owl with one of those stick horses? Yeah?
25:15 That is that is amazing. I love it. I love it. I'm pretty sure this is a crypti of some kind. I love that. I'll tell you what, Chris, thank you for setting that out. That is hilarious. Love May we uh we We've got a fairly decent following over there across the pond, haven't we pretty cool? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I noticed that. But he said Manchester, England, and I was like, holy shit, Like, not only not only are poor poor American fans suffering through us, now we've spread what's the uh, Chris, I hope I get this quote? Right? I hope I do. If you're not a bank, you're a wank. It's like a secret code it Only he's gonna understand because I don't. I don't follow like from Manchester, right, Yeah, I believe that's Kobe completely wrong. And if I am, Chris, call me out on it, please. But I'm pretty sure they're they're they're saying over there is you're not a bank, You're a wank.
26:21 Another thing I supposed to do. I forgot all about it. Um the story from last episode about the Cryo dracon. I was turned onto that story by a buddy and listener of the show, Adam Big Adam the Hulk, the Budweiser Hulk. He's the one who found that story and send it over Timmy and let me got me, got me onto it, so shout out to him. For that one. Nice. I'm trying to I'm trying to tie up Blue Sends here. I'm trying to fix stuff. You know. It's a good episode to tie of Blue Ends on. Yeah, we've got a holiday coming up. Yeah, we don't want to get a drink even too heavy, you know. Yeah. I feel very chill on this episode.
27:03 Kind of yeah, kind of relaxing. Uh, do you guys want to see something kind of cool? No? Never, no, stop, nothing cool copy that. I just want to let's just end the show right here. All right, so final episode, guys, Oh sorry, okay, here we go, you rascals. All right. So apparently somebody captured our big triangle on film. Looks like at Alien Infu info added an extra there, kind of kind of messed with me. Yeah, apparently some Marines spotted this. Do you hear about this? I think I think you were saying something about it right before. Yeah, but the image I had was much lighter and clearer. Okay, um, I think you act a little bit here? Is it this one? Yes? Yeah? Yeahn't that wild?
28:14 That's crazy? That's by what a military base? Yeah? It says here, Yeah, it just says somebody somebody highlighted it here, says massive black triangle with UFO flashing lights spotted by fifty US Marines, And that's a's pretty much it. It's pretty really goes in California, right, uh, says camp Wilson, Camp Wilson. Yeah, I don't know which word camp Wilson is. Somebody made a comment saying it's probably a spy uh smamp casts. Yeah right, it's pretty wild man. Yeah, I don't know.
29:00 Oh, okay, yeah, I know I know camp Wilson. I just don't know it by camp Wilson. I know it by twenty nine palms or twenty nine stumps, yep, that's yeah. Okay, So I know some I know some guys that have been out there, and I might know. I think he's a legume now, huh. Want to ask around on that one. Um, I'll talk to some marine buddies of mine and see what they know about this, because I'm sure that you know they're still in communications with people out there, especially if they're still in Yeah, that'd be great to jump on a bullshit whether well, I mean on location, Mike, I don't think he was ever at twenty nine Stumps, but I know he was close. That'd be awesome. Thought, I really want to. I really want to do a redo with with on location Mike, me too, because I just didn't feel like I really got to hang with him last time.
30:04 Yew, it sucked. Yeah, yeah, we need to We need to do that. Agreed, Agreed. So what do you guys think though with this, with this triangle thing, It's just too dark for me and I may give a bit a decent opinion. You know, somebody else we could pick their brain about on this one too, would be uh, Jake, that would be great. Yeah, get him on here and stay farm um o, our our guest. Jake. He was the uh, the guy that had some crazy lights over the ocean. He's yeah, I believe he actually works on a marine base and maybe he's got some insight on it.
30:51 Shit, yep, I don't. I don't know how much he really revealed in the episode he was on, so I don't want to exactly you know. Well, I mean I think he even said where he was It was North Carolina, So that tells us exactly what bas he's on, right, Yeah, what campies that you know? I know? Um, Lately I keep seeing some stories popping up on my feed to kind of correlate with the whole water thing that we kept hearing about taking up water or whatever. Apparently, some some story just came out about some kind of nineteen ninety five incident I think it was called hang on the Gosford incident. It happened in Australia where a UFO was seen taking water. As they described it, it was taking on water I I think, came up and started pulling water up and then gone, no kid, it's pretty wild man. Yeah, I just wonder about it because I mean there's so many conflicting reports, you know what I mean. Yeah, it's it's an interesting, interesting take because we hear this all the time with with the water thing. You know, at least at least like two or three different stories where the UFO itself pulls water out of some big body of water and then heads out right. And some
32:22 people are saying like, well, maybe you know, maybe the water is you know, scarce out there, and maybe you know they're taking a pit stop to gather up some. But then you got some scientists that are like liquid water, it's not yet that hard to get out there, you know what I mean. Yeah, it's abundant here, but it's it's not exactly impossible to find out there. So a lot of people kind of wonder, like, why what would be the point? Why would they take it from here? You know, unless there's something in our water that's abundant that isn't out there? Are you know what I mean? How abundant is salient in space? Shit? I don't know. That'd be interesting to find out, because you noticed most of the time it's saltwater. Let's find out. Yeah, it says here that uh, potassium chlorides and sodium chlorides are rarely seen in space. There's only made only a few observations of these compounds, and they're always around dying stars. That's kind of weird, isn't it. That's pretty crazy, That's weird. It says here, uh, thirty billion miles
33:57 away and a quays are a powerful cosmic body. There's a water cloud that contains one one hunty trillion times the water of all the seas and oceans on Earth. Can you guys even like I can't hardly even grasp the concept of that much water. One hundred and forty trillion times the amount of water. That's insane, But it doesn't say saltwater even even like the Moon and Mars. It says that there's the like highly potential ice on the Moon and Mars could theoretically be turned into drinking water. No mention of saltwater or whatsoever.
34:47 Maybe I'm onto something. Maybe there's no saltwater in space. Maybe it's the salt. Maybe saltwater is rare. Yeh, that's crazy, man, Like why is that? Yeah? Okay, So it says that here on Europa, the surface of Europa is covered with uh like tiny bits of sodium chloride. Not as abundant as our ocean, but it has little bits of it.
35:30 Huhm, it's pretty wild. Here's some more excellent son of the oh wow pictures. I don't know if I am I muted, No, I'm no, No, you're not okay, yeah, kind of give reference. It's actually like they're it's actually they're actually seeing it from the base this uh what what what did we call it? Um twenty nine palms are yeah camp Wilson, Yeah, yeah, what the heck? That's pretty wilde want me?
36:16 Yeah, it doesn't look as much like a triangle there, yeah, like it's like breaking off. Yeah. So but I don't get it, Like there's like, what is this, Like they're zoomed in? Does it get Are they trying to zoom in on one of them during the video or something. That's what it kind of looks like. Yeah, and then kind of look at the pattern though, Okay, I don't know if you guys see my cursor. Okay, so that looks more like a triangle, like maybe the point light is not on. See like that one's dim bright dim are a little bit bigger than the rest. Thing. It's interesting to me.
37:06 It's like the symmetry and then lack of symmetry. Yeah, like in some pictures the symmetry is perfect. The other picture it seems like the lights are breaking off. Yeah, it's sported somehow. That's interesting. Do you remember years ago when all those skydivers were diving out of planes at night with the lights on them and people thought it was UFO. Yeah, and it was like, oh my god, what is it? What is it? But it turned out to be the skydivers and then they would kind of break off or whatever. Yeah, it's it reminds me of that almost. But I mean, even even then, if you watch the videos of the skydivers, it's a lot. I mean, it's so there's there's similarities. Is it pretty much ends in the formation and the lights. Well, none like that. Like with this particular situation, I cannot imagine a commercial aircraft or a private aircraft to be willing to fly over Camp Wilson to drop off parachuters.
38:13 That's like you just go to the Gibson factory and look at the chart on the wall. Just fuck around, find out that's that's what happens there when you do that. The one thing, okay here, i'd like to thank my sponsor here today I'm drinking an ice cold glass of other dimension refreshing when when no drink in this universe will do the trick, get you a dimensional drink. Here's that. There's that picture that you guys were showing.
38:53 I guess it's from that. It's from a podcast called Weaponized. Oh get a little bit more of the shape going there? Yeah, I was trying to blow it up, but it's not letting me. I think you can control and scroll your wheel up maybe control. Oh shit, there you go. Look at you? So you m your hacker, your nerd hacker. That's why I said, But yeah, I don't know if they're trying to make it. I don't know. I'm just saying these lights are kind of weird, like I can see the shape behind it. Yeah, but the lights don't like they you're not making sense like I I'm not. No, lights don't have any real symmetry to them, like they don't guess what.
39:50 But granted, like who knows, Yeah, maybe maybe aliens aren't into symmetry. Yeah, how do we know that their design came up with symmetry? Most animals on Earth, including us, evolved with some sort of symmetry. But we have a very stable gravity on Earth. You know what I mean, right, we have a very very stable gravity. That's why are like when you blow bubbles and water, they're a round. You know. Maybe they grew up on a planet that's gravity comes up and down, like uh, I don't know, one with a sun that's partially eclipsed at all times.
40:34 Oh what that I wondered, if like I'm making an assumption on that. By the way, yeah, I get that you're trying to like kind of trying to I'm not making it back there. I don't know. But the one thing I was I was about to say, so Okay, what are like because the moon? What does the moon do for us? I know it, like, doesn't it affect our tides? Yes? For one thing. Don't ask what the moon can do for us, Ask what you can do for the moon. I don't know what I could do for me.
41:15 God, sorry you come up. I was wanting to like throw something more witty back at you, but did But uh no, I was just wondering what what kind of conditions did it change on their Like did they have oceans? Like what did the Uh yeah, the moon actually affect anything differently on on that planet? No idea, but God, I want to find out. Plus, what did the the size Like does the size compare? Okay, our moon and our planet I feel like are right for each other, like they co exist because it's that name parent planet. Though, So what I'm saying, like when I want to know is wait, if say the moon, like our moon, was a little bit larger, would it affect us differently on Earth? Just like it would like would it affect them differently if it's the sizes a comparison, like if we were larger, would the moon even affect us? That was the interesting part of my friend's story.
42:28 Uh when when she mentioned that their moon was tidally locked, it was that was interesting to me because I'd like, I've never heard her he's a term like that before, And I've never heard a herd tidally locked before in regards to the moon, you know what I mean, that's weird to me. But the more I thought about it, and I have been thinking about it almost every day, I kept thinking, like, Okay, if if you have a moon that's tidally locked, wouldn't that mean it's kind of young? I mean, it makes me think that the moon itself hadn't been quite there as long as, like say, our moon has, because our moon's not our moon does rotate. People don't think it rotates. It does rotate.
43:15 It's just that it's rotating in such a way that we're always it's always facing us. If you took us out of the equation, put us instead of here, like this is the this is us, this is the moon, and move us over here. The moon is rotating, it's just doing it in such a way that our perspective can't notice it. Right, But imagine a moon that's tidally locked with its its host planet and they're literally moving like this and where my head is is the sun. I'm the sun. That's me being bright, right, so be bright. So my thought was like, our moon took like billions of years to get where it's at.
44:08 And if you look at our moon, like, yeah, I mean it affects our tides, and it affects our gravity, and it definitely pulls on the Earth a little bit as it as it comes around us. But I'm like, wouldn't you expect that a tidally locked moon would be kind of young, like maybe it was made from something else. Moon comes between Earth and spacecraft. That's so cool. That is awesome. Wow, that's amazing. That's the far side of the Moon that people don't believe exists. Check it out. Hey, you know what, it's kind of bullshit. I always talk about flat Earth, but they never talk about flat right Tyler's muted bed.
45:07 Dang in my bed? Uh yeah, I had that just sitting there. I just like, and since we were talking about the moon, I was like, dude, this is a good, good thing to throw this up there. But that like, that's why I was wanting to ask you, so we would not be like the far side of the moon. We don't see that at all because of the rotation, Like it will always the what we see. It's only because of it's how it rotates. Yeah, it's how it rotates. We're kind of basically in a dance. We're always facing each other in a way. The funny thing is is if if one or the other would speed up by one percent, yeah, we would start to see the other sides that we don't get to see. That's all it would take. It's one percent. It would be slow, but eventually you would get a turn that's a little bit faster, and you'd start to see, you know, a little like side boob of the of the and then eventually you would get the full side view and then you know the other side of it, you know what I mean. Yeah, this is why I could never have been a scientist. So that's that I'm not interested. It's just that sometimes I say things, So that's what I want to know.
46:24 It's like, how can how can this so moon like eclipse? Uh one? Like uh, like I know we're we don't know the truth behind this story fully, Like so what like what would cause something like that to where it just stays in front of the sun. That's that's like Garmon was part of Earth. Yeah, so ours makes sense. Why it's just hanging out right there at all times, something collided whatever was left became it. The gravity kind just formed it up. Right. Let's see. I think that if you had a moon out there that was relatively new, maybe something collided with something and it slowly started to form. Maybe not as old as the parent the parent planet, but it was just hanging there and it just kind of slowly got locked into Okay, here we are. I found basically I found a planet to hang out with. So you got that whole field of gravity that's kicking off of that planet, right because the planet's spinning, so it's producing gravity. It's just enough to capture this. But maybe it's like on the outer I don't know. I keep wondering about this. This this keeps running through my head, like how do you tidally lock a planet and a moon together in such a way that would that would block their sun or a lot of their sunlight? You know, yeah, like almost permanently.
47:55 Yeah, I want to say it, like but then like think about out the like, Okay, I always based this off of like we are shaped by our environment. Yeah, how would they be like a like a civilization being blocked by the like like their sunlight being basically being no sunlight at all. What kind of like being would you like if that happened to us? What would we evolve into? I know that eventually, like our eyesight would start to go more like because our eyes would be dilated to like crazy to lit more light in on this planet. Other things would happen long before that, though, you don't think we would evolve like like even if we had like some type of offshoot I'm not seeing might evolve eventually if we survive the ocean problem, because he would be put our moon especially would be dragging a massive wave around our planet. Wherever it was that a giant wave would be just going with it, so nobody would be able to settle anywhere. You know what I mean? Do you have that you have the best boat ever and it wouldn't matter, say tidal waves coming in guys, it's a full boat. Shit the fuck? So okay, So that will tell us Aquatic creatures would rain over this this world. Aquatic creatures that needs saltwater that's shut
49:36 like that could that could work? Because or they're amphibious? What if they need the water for their life support. Okay, it would also help deal with G force too, because you're yeah roment, you can absorb more geese, right, I mean, and that's how that works because I know, like to like they have played with like ballistic gels as far as like, you know, putting sensors inside ballistic gels and firing them to see how much g force the ballistic gel can withstand, and it's it's a lot more than weekend. So the idea was to could you put a person inside this gel, inside of this craft and then launch them? Could they you know, yeah, you're just stuck in jello? That sounds terrible. Yeah, I don't know. The crappy thing is, I'm not a big fan of jello, but I'm a fat guy, so I'd be like, how did we get rid of them? Try to stop eating your ballistic gel? It's toxic.
50:52 Why would you put me in something that's toxic? Don't eat it? But it said my eyes. I think mys just hand sanitizer. Oh my god. Yeah. I don't know who knows why they're taking water man, Maybe maybe it is, maybe they need it, maybe they need it to live. We had that one assumption about like because hydrogen like they're splitting it, like they're actually pulling it, like pulling it apart. And actually so they have hydrogen, but I don't know, Like again though the universe is like seventy nine percent hydrogen. But that's what I'm saying. It's like they might be in this area and need to stop at earth Mark to fill up their tank. I love it. You know, if they would just introduce themselves, we could get them on like a card with point system, yeah, where it's like, hey, you let us scan your little card there and then you get so many points you get like a free you know, saltwater n Yeah, yeah, sit donut. That one's jelly Field. You're gonna really like that. Yeah, I don't know, Fellas definitely. Um, I know I'm supposed to I'm supposed to be getting another letter or email from my friend. I keep almost saying her name and I gotta remember not
52:24 to do that. Yeah. Um. So hopefully we'll have that on the next episode after this one and we can go further with this because I'm really excited some of the stuff that she's introduced just too in the story. M it's mind blowing to me. Yes, Tyler, should I stand up? I think you're I think you're good. H I was shit now that whole segment. I lost my train of thought. Fuck, give me a second.
53:05 You're gonna blow out an over ring. I think Tyler is concentrating. He strokes out on the show man. Crap, what was he just talking about? Sanitized water? Hydrogen? Yeah, amphibians, amphibians. I can't. Sorry, guys. I really had something to say, but I guess it wasn't that important. Find out on the next Kentucky X file. Oh yeah, there is. That's what or should we let are like? I know, I know, we normally push Monday's episode if it's a holiday, the lands on holiday, So I just wanted to ask you, Yeah, are we going to do that? Okay, let's do that for sure.
54:06 So Monday's episode will be on Tuesday, Tuesday morning because of the holidays, because of the holiday. Happy Memorial Day to everybody. Let's let him go. Let's let's get out of here, Guyslet's nope. No, I have one more thing. Oh god, yes, I have one thing. And it dropped on the Associated Press three hours ago. What is it? A paralyzed man that was injured in a cycling accident is able to walk again because neurosurgeons in Switzerland used bluetooth to connect his brain to his spine. How fucking fantastic is that? That is amazing. That's amazing. But I'm just saying that would suck if you're driving down the road and your batteries and your Bluetooth went out. I'm just I'm sorry. That was what my brain immediately went to. I was like, shit, you're just driving in this. I don't know. I don't know if it was the statement or the way his concerned face looked when he said it that got me in there. But because he's like that got me because I'm like, because then I started feeling concerned,
55:36 Like Jesus, he might be right. I'm sorry. Okay, let me back up a little bit on this to maybe relieve some of that nervousness you have. Thank you. It's this is quite a large Bluetooth unit, because it's not they're not micro yet. Yeah, so he's got a headset on about the size of ours, and he's got a battery pack on a wheelwalker in front of him. Okay, so it's not like this guy's not like I'm going for a jog or some shit. Yeah, he's walking, he's like climbing stairs. He's not back on the Tour de France. Yeah, yeah, so I think they're Yeah, I feel like my mind went straight to like he was fully functional. No, no, no thing too, like like his battery pack. Just like, Okay, I'm walking upstairs, walking up This is terrible. We shouldn't be laughing at that. I'm just like, yeah, it's I'm I'm concerned about the guy's well being.
56:57 I tried to give feel good, really amazing story to end the show on about the amazing talent of these neurosurgeons in Switzerland, and this is where it went. I mean, I'm not ashamed because you are. I'm just like, yeah, that's that's that checks out. Well. I hope that battery stays charged forever. Yeah, I mean this, Maybe they put a solar panel on his head. Oh that'd be nice, right, Maybe it gets like a fashionable like maybe a fashionable summer. If he's got like a you know, like one of the walker things to help him, just put it, put like an alternator on one of those wheels so he could just keep himself topped off as he walks I mean, I'm just saying, you know, it's like, you know, there's like we want to make sure we keep this guy going. Yeah, there's a reason they don't put alternators on the wheels of electric vehicles. Yeah, because the amount of force it takes to charge with those negats the use of them. So my sombrero solar panel is far superior idea. I'm just saying, can you know there's little hats with a little propeller. You know, my fucking god, did you but
58:28 when like, okay, come on, if you actually sold those turbine generators, they suck. The output sucks ass. This episode is brought to you by Interdimensional Drinks. I'm sorry, guys derailed the ending. You guys out there, take care of each other and keep an eye on us if that's if that's possible, to keep an eye of us, stop us from doing anything too dumb, stop us before Yeah, I'm just saying, that guy's battery dies. Please somebody be there to catch him. Enough. M see you guys. Happy Memorial Day, Memorial Day, Happy early Memorial Day, Happy Early Memorial Day. They don't see you. Yeah, let's just fuck.
59:35 It's like an awkward like stare at the cameras. The propeller hat though, it's like catch it. Some red starts generating. It's like a static electricity shock. The one and another thing too is I was like naked too. What if somebody was like right by him, is like trying to hook up their blue home on his thing, Thanks gonna connect to him. They're playing a game or something. It's fucking terrible.