S332: Polar bears, Wizards, UFOS and sh*t!

0:00 You are listening to The Kentucky X Files Season three with your hosts Dennis Mays, Tyler Stewarts, and Josh Gibbs. Don't forget to subscribe to us on your YouTube, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also visit us at www dot k y x files dot com and now onto our show. Welcome back, guys to your Kentucky x Files. I don't know why, but I thought you were going to yawn. Oh god, dja orchestra. He oh god, Morny Gauls. Morning guys, morning lest mording fans with apparently low standards. Yeah, oh man, what a fucking week.

1:12 What a week. I'm getting ready. I don't know about you, guys, but I'm getting ready to go to a six day or oh yeah, that's right. You said, yeah, you said the yeah, you said yeah. I guess I can't words. Was our holiday coming up? Yeah? I gotta work Saturday, but I'm off Monday for Memorial Day. Oh but it should only I mean from what if it goes anything like the last ones of when it should only be like a yeah, it kind of like a half day Saturday, I guess. So yeah, I'm probably staying that it's probably way off, so whatever. Yeah, Yeah, it's been a it's been a wild day. It's been a wild day, a wild week in the beer delivery industry. You can imagine WOLD a couple of weeks.

2:01 Yeah. I'd love to give you guys a commentary on that one out there, but I'm not allowed. I'm sure you could use your imaginations. Yeah, it's been fun. Man. Did you guys see Oh, I've been so excited to tell you guys about this. Did you guys see that they discovered a new dinosaur in Canada? Is it the one off alla? Right? I don't I don't know my thinking of a parodyl Yeah, it's the It's the largest flying Tara don that's ever lived. The size of a fighter jet is how it's described. Right. Um. What I love, why I love this so much is because I think that the name of this thing is totally a band name. Cryo Draken glorious nice, right, which translates to the frozen Dragon of the North Wind. That's awesome. You know the person the name that plays or they're likes, they're like super like into metal like you know it? Yeah, that shit is bad ass, like don't get me wrong, like like tyrannosaur, that's pretty that's pretty bad ass.

3:23 Or um, what was the one dread naught us, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, it was so big that they literally named it, like, dude, what it what would it be afraid of? Nothing? So dread Natus, dude, that's awesome, right, But cryo dragon or cryo drakeing Uh they said it's you can or take about thirty three feet and it had the wings of a F sixteen like the wingspan, so this thing was monstrous. No, I thought you meant that it actually had wings and it actually had Yeah, it hit sidewinder missiles. It was taken out Dino's left, right. This is why we don't hear about UFO ship back in prehistoric times, because these fucking things were flying around shooting missiles and stuff. Tone got a boat on my six he's got tone, he's got tone. Uh. Yeah, it says here that um uh, it says it built built kind of like a giraffe. So I guess think of like the quetzel, right, it was like kind of a big, tall standing thing like giraffe kind of. It says here, if you stood next to a draft a giraffe at the zoo and stretched its face to about twice as long and bolted extra finger joints to its front legs. You basically got it.

4:53 Huge heads, huge neck, long, whispy bodies. It's a goofy looking animal. That where it gets a little weird on this story is that the early releases of the story, which have somewhat vanished, stated that they found an intact head and neck. Now the story has changed too, It's just fossils. I don't know. I don't know what to think of that one. You know, so I kind of think, like, did you guys, did you guys find a fucking preserved dinosaur? You don't want anybody to know about it or what what happened here? But I thought it was so cool. They're like, Coral, what are you doing? We're not supposed to tell anybody the hell I was Gonnay. I saw article recently about a dinosaur that was discovered off the Isle of Right, and it's the largest carnivorous europe ever had, really, thirty two feet thirty two foot that's a monster. Is it like related there to anything or just sword? Oh?

6:12 Yeah, it's um, yeah, it's it's a spini of sword. Um, it's oh, I see it a huge huge Is it this torvo saurus? Uh? Actually, I don't have the scientific name. I have here it says that is the white rock spointish sword, all right, Uh yeah, it says here. Yeah, it's a large carnival carnivorpinasur. Yeah. I love white Okay, same one. That's a bad ass. Yeah, it's a monster. Yeah, because it says that the species is mostly known from the Spinasaurus gypticus, but this one is actually, yeah, is getting recognition because it says that it is close or bigger than the tyrannosaur. Yeah.

7:15 That's cool, And that just goes to show you when we were growing up, nothing was bigger than the trantosaur. When you're the king, everybody wants to try you. Yeah. I've always wondered that, like, okay, why did evolution Evolution kind of went kind of back in a way backwards on the size. It's like, what is the biggest like carnivore today? Would you say, like, I think the great white would be the biggest in size and that's between land and land air and like just total carnivore.

7:57 Yeah, total carnivore because like, okay, what was the biggest. Wouldn't that orca in the contender because they're bigger than great whites, aren't they? What's an orca? Killer whale? Oh yeah, sir for whale killer um but yeah, like I was just saying it's the like the uh like uh crap, the t rex was like the biggest. It's kind of like going backwards and like size wise, yeah, and like if but that's the thing too, is the biggest If you're saying that the killer whale could be, it's just just like it's bigger than that. But uh, it's all in the ocean now, yeah, everything like it's bigger in the ocean. There's like I want to say, the biggest land like land carnivore would probably be like a tiger. Oh ye, bear, yeah, polar bear. Polar bear is the biggest. I'm I keep searching in here trying to kind of different searches right now, and it doesn't matter on Earth, in the world or whatever, but largest carnivore in the world is a polar bear, is what it says. I could say that. I mean, and polar bears are freaking massive and evil, right yeah, they uh, they hunt people.

9:35 Yeah, I've I've heard that that story several times about them guys straining on that ice or whatever. I actually think it was on Joe Rogan. Dude, she was like horrific. Yeah, yeah, this would be my luck. This would be the polar bear that would that would get me in the end. He would just walk after me and he knew a actually I did trip or you know, something would happen. Yeah, I'm gonna get your eight in the end, buddy. You did. Wait. Yeah, it says here that the largest male was seventeen seventeen hundred pounds, but on average we'll get to sixth to twelve and eight to ten feet long. Average Dolton female is four to seven. Dang, they are huge. Let's see here. I am not having a lot of luck coming up with anything.

11:03 No, listen to this, I just read that. Uh. However, it says although polar bears are the largest, that they're far outmatched by a grizzly bears longer claws and elongated skull and heavier bite force. Really, so grizzly bear versus a polar bear, he might he's bigger, but you know what I mean, Like the grizzly might have a little bit more dog in the fight there. And I did look up a search. I know this is probably sounds like I'm I'm a kindergartener who would win in a fight against a polar bear versus an orca. Now it says that although the orca would definitely know that the polar bear was there, because polar bears not just gonna take it, you know, laying down, Eventually, the orca is gonna eat that bear. You know what I mean. I said, there's just like there's like pounds of muscle difference there, so orca hunt moose. Yeah, yeah, there m It says here polar bear might be the best match match up against any bear, any of the other bears or sharks, but it would probably still lose in a water fight. Yeah, however, we dragged that goddamn shark or orca on land. Now what you see had polar bear sitting there like what now, boys, I'm gonna eat you. You

12:37 brought it to my house. My house, now, not my house. You're just sitting there smacking the orca. I bet they had to have happened at least once, right, I mean, yeah, Oh, I'm sure, but that's why I was just getting it. It was like the like evolution decided it's like, well, we're going to kind of a skew it differently this time. Yeah, I don't know. I always always think about this. I always think about these like random scenarios that happen. You know, a lot of shits, just random random shit happens all the time, you know, And I always think, like, I wonder if there was like a little hummingbird one time and he's just buzzing through the woods and he gets caught by a draft of wind. There's like a windstorm and a county over or something, and it just swooshes him off and he goes soaring through the air like a bullet right right into the eye of a bear. It just kills a bear. And you got this little hummingbird sitting on this bear like right like he's like I am the strongest hummingbird that ever lived. And he's sitting are walking back and forth on this dead bear like you know what I mean. It's this random occurring thing. It wasn't even him, It

14:09 was the wind that did it. But for that moment, dude, he was super bird. No, he united his people, they started taking down fucking falcons and shit like these are these are just stories like they could happen, you know, like no, I mean or not, you know, like could you get it. I'm just saying it's like, yeah, like of an outside force helps me in a fight, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna question it. Yeah, and think it's all because of his size. You know, he's smaller, the wind picks him up, he accelerates faster, He's got just that much weight to give him some ballistics. Right, so it just blows his fucking brains. Bear like his his bear's brains out, Bear hits the ground, never knew what the hell happened to him, And now you've got this hero hummingbird. All the ladies want to be around him, the men, you know, they look up to him. He leads our people, right, same scenario. It's a person when just blows him down, bear eats him. We were too big, We're too big to be heroes. Right. Yeah, there's the kind of things I think about when i'm when I'm you know, around people, were by myself just anytime, just pretty much any anytime. They now imagine any any scenario like that, you know what I mean, just any any kind of random, random scenario. It reminds me of like the you know, the big bird

15:39 gets the fish and he chokes to death on the fish and he's just laying there. I wonder if that fish and his last moments was sitting there like, ha got him. You know, some stuff don't give a shit either, Like there's like what did you sent me? One man? Didn't you? Or it was like a yeah I sent it. It was the if they cut open a what was an antaconda and found a living crocodile inside of it. Yeah it was alive, said, They're alive, Like, yeah, this sucks. Can you imagine that moment for that crocodile when that snake gun un zipped and the light hit him? Oh good, damned nobody was gonna see this. It's like, man, it's like that part in uh was it a Tremours three? When Bert gets cut out of the Yeah, hey yeah, we leave this to ourselves. He just kind of skiters off.

16:48 I imagine that the alligator or crocodile back in the wild again, and he's like laying on some logs or he's up on the like little beach head a little bit there, and all the other crocodiles are sitting there and they're like, dude, you gotta eat by a fucking snake. Bro. And he's just sitting there like it's a big fucking snake. Dude. I was asleep. I woke up and it was dark still. I just sat there alive, you know, and fun digestive son of a bitch sixty Do you think that that crocodile came out with a vengeance? Were scared of snakes?

17:37 Turns into Yeah, he's like a twenty foot croc sitting on a bank and a little briefly snake comes slithering up and he's like no, no, no, fucks right off into the water immediately. Or is he like actively hunting snakes. He's going he's avenging himself what was done to him? Yeah? An kind does be ware super croc is coming? Yeah? Probably, Yeah, this is probably how like these these movies start. Yeah, I would, Yeah, I'm gonna say because I'm pretty sure this is exactly a sci fi channel movie movie. Yeah. Actually I think Debbie Gibson was in this particular movie. So what you're saying is this was a villain orange origin story I mean, you either die a hero or you live long enough to find yourself become a super croc. You know what I mean. He's gonna be a super croc. I believe. I believe he's gonna be a super croc.

18:37 It's gonna be awesome. I guess he like making experiments to make him more stronger. Or you just wait till they find his ass and they start opening him up to figure out all the shit. He's eight. I bet you there's a Volkswagen bug in his in his gut when they opened him up, I thought it was a snake. Yeah. Oh man, man, I actually watched this awesome documentary like four days ago about you know how we always, like, even in school, all the way up, we always talk about how alligators and crocodiles have just endured, right, Yeah, they've like they've just remained unchanged this whole time. Dinosaurs came and went, crocodiles alligators just hanging out. Turns out that's not as true as I thought.

19:30 Quite a lot of alligators and crocodiles have when extinct. To get us to the point of now that the alligators crocodilian species we have on Earth right now and it's amazing and a lot of them, A lot of them did evolve with you know, a lot of interesting traits that you don't see now. Yeah, did you find it? You found it? I see top up were there? I am absolutely right. So make a python versus gator roid with Debbie Gibson and Tiffany Wow. Told that is it? That's how it started. They saved that crocodile from the belly of an antaconda. I just yeah, yeah, I don't know if I'm proud of myself for ashamed of myself. Yeah, you guys. Do you guys remember that in the nineties like anacondas were the biggest steak ever. Yeah, and we found that to not be true either. There's the heaviest, right, something like that.

20:33 Yeah, actually talked about that on the show and embols my bite um chimed in for us. Yeah. I forget which which species they said was the biggest nastiest one though, Uh is it a python? I think it was articulated articulated. Yeah, and nobody talks about both constructors anymore. There's a boring now. Yeah, everybody talked about him back in the eighties though. Eighties, Man, if you had a boa. You were like, oh, yeah, he's I got a boa. It's whatever. Yeah, now it's like nice boa. But it couldn't even eat an alligator, you know, people are like pythons, man. And then I remember there was this h There was this very questionable pet store up in Ohio I used to go to all the time because you could buy green anacondas there. They were little, they were like this big, and I'm sitting there looking like it's like a hundred bucks for one of these little dudes. You know, I was tempted. I'm like, I'd be pretty freaking cool, man. And then I'm like, man, I got shipped for luck. Like if if if I had a Native American name, it would literally be shit for Luck.

21:51 Yeah. So I'm like this, this dude's gonna get big and eat my ass one day. And I think my mom knew it too, because she wouldn't let me have an alligator. She wouldn't let me have a boa constrictor or whatever, you know, the snakes. And then I wanted a scorpion for a while, and then I wanted a transula. Couldn't have any of that mostly stuff she was afraid was going to get big enough to like hurt me fucking Tyler's face. Yeah, oh dude. At the zoo, I saw the stuff of Tyler's absolute nightmares. They had a bird eater. Oh and I've always seen pictures, but I've never seen one up close. We just lost Tyler. That thing was the size of a bowling ball. I'm like, okay, I'm not like a ractophobic at all. Like I I like little spiders and stuff. I mean, barring some of the you know, the ones you don't want to round in Tyler's case, that's everything that has more than six legs. Uh. But I will admit if I was like in the jungle and that thing was like, I would pro probably it wouldn't even have to bite me. I would already be dead of a heart attack. Like it's like a giant fuzzy hand. It's like you're kiddie slapped in the face by the by the wolfman. Like it's nuts, dude, huh. And I would straight just die right there my next life, if I reincarnated, I'd be a ractophobic of my whole life. I'm sure that's

23:22 what happened to Tyler in previous life. He was a jungle explorer and one of those fucking things jumped out at him. Yeah. Now he's reincarnated and Tyler like even a little bitty spider, he's a Nope. Yeah. I hate how when you see stuff like on the Internet or in books or whatever or TV, and it's like, oh it seems big, yeah, and none of it ever translates to how enormous it actually is. Yeah, yeah it doesn't. Yeah. I think that the really neat exhibit I really enjoyed out of everything was the leaf cutter ants. I'd never taken the time to just sit down and watch them work. Yet, I'm telling you what, there's something to this, Like they have to have some degree of intelligence.

24:17 Man, I can't. It's hard for me to accept that they're just autonomous bugs just walking around mindlessly leaf you know what I mean, Like they're not. There's no way, dude, you can see. I sat there for like literally it was raining, so we stayed in the bughouse, right and I sat there for like thirty five minutes watching the leaf cutter ants because I was fascinated it was. I was probably lucky I didn't bring my go pro because there'd be like I'd have hours of footage of watching these dudes you made my cruise. Right, there's a like think of the center of it, right where there's like the nest right the palace. Right in the palace, all the ants are a little different. They're a little bit bulkier. They're like they're stronger, they're bigger, they're they're whatever. Their job is to defend the palace. So they're not they're not doing all the everyday stuff.

25:18 That's all they're doing. Now you have all these other ones that are you got this like you're basically like your construction crew. They're up on the on the tree itself. They're cutting the leaves and bringing in hauling them down, all right, So the leaves are getting turned into food, turned into whatever. There's a removal crew that comes in. They have their own trail and they come in and they get the waste and the dead bodies, and the waste and the dead bodies go to two different places. The dead bodies go to the cemetery, which is at the base of the tree, all right.

26:04 Most of the leaves are taken out to the farthest cruise to feed those cruise While they're on their way back and forth hauling stuff. Some of the leaves are laid on top of the bodies at the base of the tree. They fertilize the tree, they eat. They fucking know if they feed this thing, it's going to keep feeding them. Dude. I'm like, there's dude, you cannot tell me that they don't have some degree of intelligence. They know what they're doing, and they're so organized. It's like, who you fooling? You fooling nobody. Yeah. I saw I saw a short on YouTube the other day that I wanted to send to the group seems that were on this subject. Yeah, and yeah, you gotta see this all right? Can we can we get it out? Okay? Oh my god, what the fuck is that? Yeah? That's not real? Is it?

27:07 That's absolutely real. It's got eyeshine see it? What Yeah, please tell me pulls the trigger he does, look at the Look at the size of that thing, dude, Holy shit. Yeah. And the eyeshine tells you that thing is looking at him. Oh bro, yeah, good thing is Tyler. You just keep your eyes closed. Holy shit, dude.

27:48 Yeah, the eyeshine. Man. As soon as I saw that, I was like, oh my god, dude, imagine looking out there and seeing his eyes looking back here, like, yeah, and they changed color too. Do you see it was like red eyes shine the white. Yeah, it's because he was locked on. Yeah, he got he got toned. He was like, I know, I'm gonna eat you later. Yeah, that dude. I'm glad the guy had a gun to defend himself. It was twenty two shot. It was like a twenty two caliber shotgun. I didn't even know that existed. Dude, that's nuts, man. Yeah. I had to show that video though, because I mean, yeah, holy crap, you know. Yeah, I just be glad you didn't see that.

28:40 That was terrible. So you guys want to hear the other weird thing I heard. I think this is thanks kind of funny. UM National Treasurer Logan Paul claims that he has groundbreaking UFO footage. Oh yeah. He says that he basically has a like actual footage of the mothership. Really apparently he's filmed it. Him and his his fucking people filmed it, and he plans on release again. Just when they when asked when he was going to release it, he said that, uh, he didn't know yet, and they said why is that and he said because, he says his response was what do you want from me, bro I'm a sneaky fuck. So previously he offered a man, an anonymous man, one hundred thousand dollars for apparently the footage, pre existing footage of aliens landing on Earth. I don't know what came of that, but I've heard about this before though. I I heard what was it ja Jamie Fox? James Fox, the guy who who went out documentarian or UFO stuff. He saw the footage that Logan Paul apparently pirated.

30:15 All right, So apparently there was a man who has footage and it's literally on a VHS tape and he would show it to people, but he wouldn't sell the footage that he wouldn't give it up. He was I guess he said that he was afraid that they were going to take him out if he whatever. Well, apparently from the rumor is that Logan Paul had one of those little pen cameras running and sat down and watched it and filmed it. So I've heard that rumor. I don't know how true that is, but James Fox was on the Rogan Show telling Joe Rogan that, So I don't know, man, I mean, maybe maybe he does. Maybe he doesn't. I don't know. I can't help, but wonder like would it take a person like like Paul too to get that out there? You know what I mean kind of a I don't give a you know, I don't give a fuck attitude. Yeah, I hate to see it, But I don't know how many yet, I don't know how many people know, uh sorry, how many people of our listeners know? Look and Paul, But he's been going through a lot of just shady business and so I don't know.

31:47 Yeah, he's he has a lot of controversies with a lot of a lot of shit. So I don't know. I don't know if he's just trying to get more like I guess Cloud was he the one that did the suicide for us with his brother Jake Pasha a little bit more straightforward, like he kind of just I mean, especially going into like the martial arts stuff and the boxing and all that, he seems he kind of seems like he's shifting to that. Yeah. Yeah, Logan seems like he's all over the place though, Like he's I feel like he's like content hungry, like he'll go for anything that is going to produce content, you know, right, he started with his well, last thing that I've heard about him was his crypto adventure that he kind of left a lot of people pretty pissed yeah about about it. So I don't know, maybe this is trying to get his trying to get his name back and like I guess, and good graces with people, like actually giving something crazy out there. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know, man, I'm kind of I'm curious about it because it's like, I mean, like I said, he's kind of a content guy, and if he I know, he doesn't want to He wouldn't want to risk a huge backlash from like a hoax with all the other ship that's

33:21 piled up against him, you know what I mean, I don't really feel like I really feel like this guy he will go out for anything that could potentially just put his name on the like basically on these fucking yeah. And that's the other thing too. You know, if he had a pin camera in his shirt watching a video, how deluded is that footage going to be? That? You know, it's gonna be really hard to be like, well, this is why it's fake, because I can obviously see the zipper or whatever. You know. Yeah, that's true. That's true. It could be very distorted. Yeah, I don't know. I'm kind of care is if he if he puts something out, I want to I want to check it out. I want to see what happens. I will definitely look at it for sure. But that's exactly why he's doing it, traffic.

34:07 We want to look. Yeah, you guys familiar with U is how do you pronounce his name? Michio Kaku or Yahoku? It's this dude. Yeah, this guy's he's This guy's a treasure of the world. I swear if you're not familiar with him. He is a popular science writer and theoretical physicist, right math wizard literal Yeah, like, I mean he looks like a wizard. He does kind of like he could lead you to Mount Doom and he can tell you why you know, how old Mount Doom is and and you know everything about it. When asked what he thinks about aliens and UFOs doesn't hesitate, Like he literally doesn't hesitate at all. He's like, yeah, they're out there. I'm like, I'm like, I love list of this guy on his you know, on different shows, you know. And he he said, he said, uh, what did he how did he word it? He was like, um, it's foolish to think they're not there, right, Yeah, And then going further, he started, you know, he started talking about, um, if anybody gets abducted, He's like, if you find yourself abducted, for God's sake, steal something.

35:32 He literally said it. I mean, this man's like, you know, his reputation is impeccable, right, and he says steal something. He's like, there's no laws saying you can't steal something from it from an interstellar spaceship. He's like, steal something and get a hold of me, right, and it wouldn't have to be any big just yeah, still a food. He said, there's gotta be a screwdriver or hammer. He's like, anything, grab it and bring it back with you. Yeah. I was cracking up because I'm like, I think he's serious, Like I really need it.

36:17 That's just as weird as it may sound. That is actually, I feel like the best thing to do. Yeah, genius, It's absolutely genius. I thought this was hilarious. Man, He's like, for God's sake, steal something. God. One day, man, I wish we could get him on our show just to educate us for for a while. That'd be so fun. Oh that'd be fantastic. Yeah, like that would be Yeah, that's the kind of people I want to see on here. You know, if we can blame some famous people, him and Roblow. Oh yeah, we're still we're we haven't forgotten Roblow. Yeah really, I probably forever. I think Neil de Grass Tyson would probably spend forty five minutes making sure we know where idiots. I'm okay with that. Yeah, I just like listening to him talk. Man, I don't know what it is, you know, did I couldn't even keep up with half of the ship.

37:16 He talks about the way that guy like tells you something. He like, it's like he has a sly way of like revealing the answer to you. Yeah, out back in might Field two plus two equals four. Yeah, but you're just like you just shattered the funk out of that well he kind of does, like like I already knew that. Why did I surprised because Neil de Grass told me that guy's awesome? That man, Yeah he is, God damn it. Yeah, so I have a little something in the weird news department. What's guy all right? Then? It's not another spider, Tyler. You're good. Promise he's just waiting for me to click.

38:14 Yeah, it's not another spider. I promise this. I just saw that. Yep. What is this? Yeah, I know, I just put it up TikToker at Larry Lou l a R y l o O. Larry Lou posted this. It's a This is a screenshot of the video. I don't actually have the video, which can Gus said to a bunch of luck you lose right, it's two potential UFOs floating near the moon. Um apparently in the video, which I haven't found yet because that would make too much sense. One of the objects actually disappears behind it, behind the moon itself.

39:08 Really yeah, and I don't know how to find the video. Oh, I think I actually just for video, and I'm a little disappointed by the website, so I'm not going to use that one. So yeah, yeah, the initial video takes me to the Sun. And I'm not posting stuff from the Sun on here unless I'm doing it in humor. Yeah, because if plus, it'll hurt our eyes, right, do not look directly at the sun, that is And so two, okay, two UFOs just hanging out at the moon. One disappears behind them. Yeah, this is all like filmed. Yeah, because even looking at them, I gonna pull it back out real quick. Like, even looking at that that first, like my first reaction is like that looks like a super zoomed in snapshot.

40:07 Right, it's really cool? Yeah like that. You know, Oh, okay, okay, I might have might have something better. I gotta learn to quick clear my throat, so let me see if this is something I can use. Um, oh, let's think this is a good opportunity. This episode is brought to you by Reactor Band and DTA Music, Like and subscribe, get on it, and that's what happens if you don't do that.

40:49 He's upset. All right, I have the vida. Let's see what this looks like, all of us seeing it for the first time together, and I apologize for the absolute nonsense of tabloids you're about to see. I'll go ahead and make this full screen, all right, super zoom. What the hell kind of lens is this? What the hell? Wow? Huh oh right, circle, Oh, it's gonna be real right circle. In case you didn't see those blatantly obvious things floating around the Moon? What the arable legged fuck is that? Were there any missions? Mm? Hmm do we know the date? Uh? The articles from yesterday? Oh? Okay?

42:22 Uh? Missions to the Moons launch is scheduled no earlier than November two tails and twenty four. That's Artemis three um current missions to the Moon. The last crew was Apolo seventeen. So did anybody else feel like that those look like those? Do you remember back ten years ago or so when guys would have those fake Cruisemen soles that they would tie to the back of their truck. They were a balloon? Ye did anyboss think that that looked like that? The thing that got me was the speed. Yeah, all right, So when you're looking at something far away and it's moving to the surface of the moon, apparently the surface of the moon or behind it that fast.

43:25 I mean, there's a great degree of scale that we're not accounting for. So how fast is this they supposed to be? You know, going? You know, you know what I mean? Like, Yeah, And the same dude I was just talking about the Wizard, all right, same guy says that when you get up upwards of ten to twenty g's, organic matter can't survive in it right, So makes sense you get up to a certain amount of g force organic matters out because he was he was on there talking about the speeds that they're recording, right, yeah, how I'm kind of on board with this. He he doesn't believe that they could be living beings inside those those vehicles if they're going that fast. Yeah, because organic matter, which is the gelatinous, Yeah yeah, or what if what if they are a gelatinous creature like Kiff from Futurama. Yeah, yeah, there's welcome earthly Yeah, just slime and shit everywhere, and the whole time they're talking, it's just you're just getting hit in the face with it, like, oh, oh Jesus, okay, Oh it tastes good as Jello?

44:53 Is it Jello? That tastes like Jello? Oh? I love Jello. Yeah, imagine they have if they have diversity too, you know what I mean, you'd have all different flavors. That'd be pretty cool. Yeah, dangerous to land here, but cool. Yeah, because I imagine there's got to be somebody out there, like, I fucking love me some Jello, dude, Oh my god, Jello every day, you know, not me more of a pudding gay myself putting all the way Yeah, yeah, kicker, kicker wrong now, but I don't know. I still kind of I mean that video though, and looking at this the still shot looks legit video.

45:49 I don't know. It gets all the way zoomed in and it's just clear again. I'm like, yeah, how that works? Yeah, I think about my wife brings up all the time as the focus points. You know, you got a lens, right, lenses are super good at focusing it one thing. You know, if I do this, you start to see my focus go in and out or my hand is blurry, you know what I mean. Lenses focus on something and you adjust it to look good and you leave it right. And when you zoom all the way in on something, it gets harder and harder for the lens to stay focused on that one object. So the idea that the moon is getting more clear, it's kind of it's kind of shady, you know, I don't know. I mean, maybe like a telescope lane. Yeah, maybe maybe a cameramounted to a telescope. Yeah, because you do hear you do hear the mechanical function of the zoom happening. Yeah, there's uh yeah, there's a bunch like crabs. Like they astronomers. They mount like they'll put a deal deal a sore, and they had these like actual telescopes that they could literally just take pictures. Oh yeah, yeah, I've definitely seen that before. Uh, Like she has she has these ones that are like two three hundred millimeter like huge ass lenses and you can straight zoom you know, across the country,

47:22 you know what I mean. But like with with those type of lenses though, I mean, it still comes down to you know, it'll focus on one spot and you'll still see other stuff. That's kind of you know what I mean. Uh, this one, this, this photo is what gets me. If you guys are familiar with this, I'm sure you are one of the best lenses ever built. The James Webb the Pillars of Creation. Yeah you look at that, man, I mean that's a PI Sure it's from the James Webb telescope. Yep, I mean that is that amazing?

48:07 How it's gorgeous. It's it's unbelievable. A lot of people think that it looks like a hand you know, yeah, I can see that, but that's just unbelievable cool and it you know, that's like the they said that the only reason that the James Webb telescope is the size that it is is because they couldn't haul more stuff up. They wanted it to be bigger, like it is massive, right, and they literally were limited by how much material they could haul at a time. So I'm like, I mean, I imagine this this new you know, Artemis thing, right, because even James Webb. The way James Webb works is Earth is behind it, right, it keeps the reflective light from Earth behind it at old times, so there's no a very little noise pollution, like uh, not noise pollution, but a light pollution coming around it. So if they go on the other side of the moon and build one, you know, it's going to be that much better. And I and I'm probably that much bigger hopefully, you know. But now they're they're there's certain that, you know, because people have said, like, do you think we'll ever see to the end of the universe with with one of these lenses? You know, is it going to happen? And they said, it will probably be able to see to the end of the material universe. You know, you'll be able to reach

49:39 out and see the farthest stars, you know, but beyond that is immaterial. It's it's not matter anymore. It's it's it's dark matter, and it's it's like a fog, like a sheet of it. So we don't have currently an any kind of understanding of how we can penetrate that to see through it. Yeah. So you know, in regards to that though, that's kind of a kind of a cool thing to know, is that since anti you know, anti matter or dark matter, uh is abundant out there towards the edge of the universe, we do have a limit how far we can go. You know, it might take centuries to even get close to it.

50:28 But we know that we can't as material like as you know, beings of matter, we cannot go into that because we can't exist there. So I think that's really neat that there's literally a place where a matter cannot exist, you know, and they're still they're still trying to figure out, you know what, like why, what what is it made of? And all that. It's so cool, man, I love this shit. Uh. I don't know, if you guys looked into the private shy, I said something to you, guys, what is this farmer captures movement a flying object.

51:14 Yeah. This was in the nineteen fifties in Oregon or Portland. Organ the story I remember the story. Yeah, tell us about it well, like, oh, the only thing like it was very it's very vague. It's just a man. Let me see. I had his name, Paul Trent. Yeah, yeah, there I guess. They said roughly nine miles outside of mcmill Lil mcmillill and uh he uh he took a picture of it.

51:55 Uh it looks like one of those old style cameras on me. Wow, yeah, where is Yeah, here's the picture that was right by their farm. Uh. Where there's another picture. It's like zoomed in what they used for the newspaper. H h Nope, can't use that one. Let's let's try this one. Sorry, guys, work with me, are you O? Good buddy? That's pretty wild man. Like when I see old pictures like this, there's like, Okay, there's a couple of things going on in that picture that stand out to me. And this is the kind of zoomed up it shows that it's not just a disk. You can see the little shadow. Uh, you got the like oval shape, but you you kind of start to see more around it. Uh, did you want me to bring this? Can you bring him back up? Okay? So I know, like i've I've made this joke before. I don't know if you guys have to imagine you had to at some point of like somebody was probably just standing back there throwing a saucer, throwing a dish, Right, you ever made that joke before? Yeah, But if you really look at the like perspective of this this picture, this photo, like actually look at

53:30 it, there's some perspective problems with the idea that they threw a dish right the telephone pole. So my thought is, like if they threw a dish up in the air to catch it like that, Uh, the telephone pole is more in focus if if you guys are noticing that, and even more in focus is the structure close to the left right, Yeah, all right, So use that as a perspective. Look at how focused the building is, how focused the telephone poll is in relation to that. You should be able to tell legit your your eyes are designed for this, so you should be able to see the perspective and then look at that thing up in the air. So if they threw a dish, it was a massive dish.

54:27 Yeah, you know what it looks like to me? What's that a metal garbage candleud does that kind of Yeah. The only thing I could think of is that if you frisbeed it from behind the camera forward, do you can't get what I'm saying there? Yeah? But even that, it's like do you have a guy like up on a ladder somewhere behind you. There's like there's there's a lot of perspective problems with it that are hard what do you call it? They're hard to discern, especially with the age of the photo.

55:09 It is really neat though, that is cool. Yeah, I think that's neat, Like, that's pretty cool. That's I think that's the camera that he used. That's him, Like even in this picture. You know, look, look how much trouble the camera has to as focusing. Yeah, they think back then they didn't really have many abilities to adjust these cameras, a lot of these four fixed lens you know. Yeah, well I'm pretty sure that like there's a little little tab on the side you actually had to manually focus it. But sometimes like, dude, you're doing that on the light, yeah, pun intended, you're doing that on the fly, right while you're trying to catch something that is flying. That's what I'll tell it. Like, if you're trying to catch this thing in motion, there's gonna be so many problems trying to capture it. Clearly so by the blurdness of the object, whatever it was, garbage can lid flying saucer. It is moving, it is in motion, and that's interesting to me. Like, I love these old I love these old pictures because that was back when the aliens were used in flying saucers. You know, they've upgraded sense apparently.

56:31 It is really cool, though. Did you see this? There's a picture here of an up close of that object. Did you have that? Okay, I have one. It's even closer. I'm gonna send it to you guys and then figure out if I can convert it. Ever, so I can upload it. Unless you already have it, you're muted, tie, I can still. I can look around. I have some of these. No, that looks kind of crap. Hang on, let me, I think I got one here. Yeah, check out the checkout the focus on this. This is really wild. Yeah. Yeah, that's the one that can find because I can see the handle on the top. That does look kind of like a trash can't lid. But man, like what perfect timing I mean if it is a garbage can't lid? You know what I mean? What perfect timing to get that angle? That how That's what I'm at. Let's put it this way. How many times him and like how drunk was him and his buddy and how many times I really believe that his wife was probably stop wasting the film? Should we try to replicate it?

58:00 Like next time we get together down? Yeah, so beers garbage can lid camera? I have I have one camera, I have the old I have the old can all right, and we gotta see how how high we can frisbee it? We should? We should do this. I'm finding all kinds of pictures of this thing from slightly different angles. Let's see here one of these in here for us and there we go, since it up bloods boom, there you go, oh wow. So I want to like, I want to know how that like stacks up against that because you know what I mean, it looks like it would have to be bobbling, which would would that would that would a wobble would correspond with throwing it or or enforced perspective?

59:19 And this right here is actually hanging from those wires above and the wind is just moving it. That's true, because that's the thing we can't tell from the images the weather. Wow. Yeah, that's pretty wild man. I don't know, Man's that's one of them ones. I think it's like it happened so long ago. You would you know what I mean, you would have to do so much if you had the original film, the actual original film, and I think you could you could really discern it because I don't know, it's interesting. Yeah, I'm actually going to search to see.

1:00:24 Okay, so somebody actually has done this. I'm gonna sound to see. Guess the picture. Somebody through a garbage can't Live it snapped a picture of it. Uh, check this out. There's the garbage Can't Live Okay. So if if this thing was made, like if it's a top off or something, we don't know what it is, you know, I mean it could been you know, a hub cap as somebody puts something on you know, welding and antenna to it. That's pretty wild man. Yeah.

1:01:16 I love it though, man, I really do. I love this shit. And I'm by by no means am I uh like I'm not sitting here saying that every single one of these is fake at all. I'm just saying that some of them, some of them get a little suspicious, you know, especially the older ones. Yeah, the older ones definitely get suspicious. And we've said it on the show too. Is it seems as though all UFOs follow pop culture, you know. Yeah, Bigfoot gets taller and the UFOs change shape because Okay, so I look at this, right, I look at this. I see the thing on the top, I see the little nub, and my mind goes, well that, ever, my, a garbage can't live, right, I see this, which actually is a garbage can't live, and it's it's it corresponds. Then I see this and I think, well, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, if this is a garbage can't live, then this is the fastest. This guy has an arm on him like no other. Yeah, like an Olympic fucking frisbee or you know what I mean. Dude's killing it at Frisbee golf.

1:02:29 I'll tell you that right now. Yeah, he's straight up taking the goals out. I don't know. I want to dig out more of these though, over the next couple of days and try to try to save up some more images so we can compare them. I think it'd be pretty cool. Yeah, but yeah, we're like over an hour here, fellows, you want to I want to let these people have their day and hopefully retain their intelligence after listening to us for an hour. U disclaimer. We were not responsible for anything dumb that you think or do after listing us. All right, Uh see you guys. On the next one. You take care of each other. See you, guys. I can subscribe to things sumpleimital message.

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