S332: Polar bears, Wizards, UFOS and sh*t!

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x files dot com and now onto our

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show. Welcome back, guys to
your Kentucky x Files. I don't know

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why, but I thought you were
going to yawn. Oh god, dja

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orchestra. He oh god, Morny
Gauls. Morning guys, morning lest mording

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fans with apparently low standards. Yeah, oh man, what a fucking week.

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What a week. I'm getting ready. I don't know about you,

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guys, but I'm getting ready to
go to a six day or oh yeah,

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that's right. You said, yeah, you said the yeah, you

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said yeah. I guess I can't
words. Was our holiday coming up?

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Yeah? I gotta work Saturday,
but I'm off Monday for Memorial Day.

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Oh but it should only I mean
from what if it goes anything like the

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last ones of when it should only
be like a yeah, it kind of

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like a half day Saturday, I
guess. So yeah, I'm probably staying

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that it's probably way off, so
whatever. Yeah, Yeah, it's been

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a it's been a wild day.
It's been a wild day, a wild

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week in the beer delivery industry.
You can imagine WOLD a couple of weeks.

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Yeah. I'd love to give you
guys a commentary on that one out

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there, but I'm not allowed.
I'm sure you could use your imaginations.

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Yeah, it's been fun. Man. Did you guys see Oh, I've

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been so excited to tell you guys
about this. Did you guys see that

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they discovered a new dinosaur in Canada? Is it the one off alla?

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Right? I don't I don't know
my thinking of a parodyl Yeah, it's

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the It's the largest flying Tara don
that's ever lived. The size of a

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fighter jet is how it's described.
Right. Um. What I love,

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why I love this so much is
because I think that the name of this

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thing is totally a band name.
Cryo Draken glorious nice, right, which

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translates to the frozen Dragon of the
North Wind. That's awesome. You know

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the person the name that plays or
they're likes, they're like super like into

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metal like you know it? Yeah, that shit is bad ass, like

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don't get me wrong, like like
tyrannosaur, that's pretty that's pretty bad ass.

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Or um, what was the one
dread naught us, you know what

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I mean? Like, yeah,
it was so big that they literally named

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it, like, dude, what
it what would it be afraid of?

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Nothing? So dread Natus, dude, that's awesome, right, But cryo

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dragon or cryo drakeing Uh they said
it's you can or take about thirty three

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feet and it had the wings of
a F sixteen like the wingspan, so

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this thing was monstrous. No,
I thought you meant that it actually had

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wings and it actually had Yeah,
it hit sidewinder missiles. It was taken

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out Dino's left, right. This
is why we don't hear about UFO ship

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back in prehistoric times, because these
fucking things were flying around shooting missiles and

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stuff. Tone got a boat on
my six he's got tone, he's got

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tone. Uh. Yeah, it
says here that um uh, it says

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it built built kind of like a
giraffe. So I guess think of like

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the quetzel, right, it was
like kind of a big, tall standing

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thing like giraffe kind of. It
says here, if you stood next to

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a draft a giraffe at the zoo
and stretched its face to about twice as

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long and bolted extra finger joints to
its front legs. You basically got it.

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Huge heads, huge neck, long, whispy bodies. It's a goofy

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looking animal. That where it gets
a little weird on this story is that

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the early releases of the story,
which have somewhat vanished, stated that they

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found an intact head and neck.
Now the story has changed too, It's

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just fossils. I don't know.
I don't know what to think of that

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one. You know, so I
kind of think, like, did you

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guys, did you guys find a
fucking preserved dinosaur? You don't want anybody

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to know about it or what what
happened here? But I thought it was

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so cool. They're like, Coral, what are you doing? We're not

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supposed to tell anybody the hell I
was Gonnay. I saw article recently about

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a dinosaur that was discovered off the
Isle of Right, and it's the largest

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carnivorous europe ever had, really,
thirty two feet thirty two foot that's a

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monster. Is it like related there
to anything or just sword? Oh?

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Yeah, it's um, yeah,
it's it's a spini of sword. Um,

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it's oh, I see it a
huge huge Is it this torvo saurus?

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Uh? Actually, I don't have
the scientific name. I have here

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it says that is the white rock
spointish sword, all right, Uh yeah,

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it says here. Yeah, it's
a large carnival carnivorpinasur. Yeah.

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I love white Okay, same one. That's a bad ass. Yeah,

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it's a monster. Yeah, because
it says that the species is mostly known

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from the Spinasaurus gypticus, but this
one is actually, yeah, is getting

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recognition because it says that it is
close or bigger than the tyrannosaur. Yeah.

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That's cool, And that just goes
to show you when we were growing

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up, nothing was bigger than the
trantosaur. When you're the king, everybody

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wants to try you. Yeah.
I've always wondered that, like, okay,

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why did evolution Evolution kind of went
kind of back in a way backwards

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on the size. It's like,
what is the biggest like carnivore today?

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Would you say, like, I
think the great white would be the biggest

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in size and that's between land and
land air and like just total carnivore.

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Yeah, total carnivore because like,
okay, what was the biggest. Wouldn't

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that orca in the contender because they're
bigger than great whites, aren't they?

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What's an orca? Killer whale?
Oh yeah, sir for whale killer um

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but yeah, like I was just
saying it's the like the uh like uh

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crap, the t rex was like
the biggest. It's kind of like going

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backwards and like size wise, yeah, and like if but that's the thing

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too, is the biggest If you're
saying that the killer whale could be,

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it's just just like it's bigger than
that. But uh, it's all in

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the ocean now, yeah, everything
like it's bigger in the ocean. There's

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like I want to say, the
biggest land like land carnivore would probably be

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like a tiger. Oh ye,
bear, yeah, polar bear. Polar

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bear is the biggest. I'm I
keep searching in here trying to kind of

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different searches right now, and it
doesn't matter on Earth, in the world

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or whatever, but largest carnivore in
the world is a polar bear, is

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what it says. I could say
that. I mean, and polar bears

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are freaking massive and evil, right
yeah, they uh, they hunt people.

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Yeah, I've I've heard that that
story several times about them guys straining

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on that ice or whatever. I
actually think it was on Joe Rogan.

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Dude, she was like horrific.
Yeah, yeah, this would be my

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luck. This would be the polar
bear that would that would get me in

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the end. He would just walk
after me and he knew a actually I

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did trip or you know, something
would happen. Yeah, I'm gonna get

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your eight in the end, buddy. You did. Wait. Yeah,

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it says here that the largest male
was seventeen seventeen hundred pounds, but on

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average we'll get to sixth to twelve
and eight to ten feet long. Average

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Dolton female is four to seven.
Dang, they are huge. Let's see

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here. I am not having a
lot of luck coming up with anything.

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No, listen to this, I
just read that. Uh. However,

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it says although polar bears are the
largest, that they're far outmatched by a

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grizzly bears longer claws and elongated skull
and heavier bite force. Really, so

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grizzly bear versus a polar bear,
he might he's bigger, but you know

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what I mean, Like the grizzly
might have a little bit more dog in

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the fight there. And I did
look up a search. I know this

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is probably sounds like I'm I'm a
kindergartener who would win in a fight against

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a polar bear versus an orca.
Now it says that although the orca would

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definitely know that the polar bear was
there, because polar bears not just gonna

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take it, you know, laying
down, Eventually, the orca is gonna

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eat that bear. You know what
I mean. I said, there's just

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like there's like pounds of muscle difference
there, so orca hunt moose. Yeah,

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yeah, there m It says here
polar bear might be the best match

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match up against any bear, any
of the other bears or sharks, but

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it would probably still lose in a
water fight. Yeah, however, we

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dragged that goddamn shark or orca on
land. Now what you see had polar

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bear sitting there like what now,
boys, I'm gonna eat you. You

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brought it to my house. My
house, now, not my house.

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You're just sitting there smacking the orca. I bet they had to have happened

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at least once, right, I
mean, yeah, Oh, I'm sure,

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but that's why I was just getting
it. It was like the like

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evolution decided it's like, well,
we're going to kind of a skew it

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differently this time. Yeah, I
don't know. I always always think about

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this. I always think about these
like random scenarios that happen. You know,

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a lot of shits, just random
random shit happens all the time,

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you know, And I always think, like, I wonder if there was

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like a little hummingbird one time and
he's just buzzing through the woods and he

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gets caught by a draft of wind. There's like a windstorm and a county

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over or something, and it just
swooshes him off and he goes soaring through

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the air like a bullet right right
into the eye of a bear. It

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just kills a bear. And you
got this little hummingbird sitting on this bear

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like right like he's like I am
the strongest hummingbird that ever lived. And

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he's sitting are walking back and forth
on this dead bear like you know what

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I mean. It's this random occurring
thing. It wasn't even him, It

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was the wind that did it.
But for that moment, dude, he

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was super bird. No, he
united his people, they started taking down

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fucking falcons and shit like these are
these are just stories like they could happen,

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you know, like no, I
mean or not, you know,

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like could you get it. I'm
just saying it's like, yeah, like

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of an outside force helps me in
a fight, I'm not gonna I'm not

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gonna question it. Yeah, and
think it's all because of his size.

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You know, he's smaller, the
wind picks him up, he accelerates faster,

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He's got just that much weight to
give him some ballistics. Right,

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so it just blows his fucking brains. Bear like his his bear's brains out,

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Bear hits the ground, never knew
what the hell happened to him,

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And now you've got this hero hummingbird. All the ladies want to be around

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him, the men, you know, they look up to him. He

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leads our people, right, same
scenario. It's a person when just blows

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him down, bear eats him.
We were too big, We're too big

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to be heroes. Right. Yeah, there's the kind of things I think

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about when i'm when I'm you know, around people, were by myself just

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anytime, just pretty much any anytime. They now imagine any any scenario like

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that, you know what I mean, just any any kind of random,

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random scenario. It reminds me of
like the you know, the big bird

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gets the fish and he chokes to
death on the fish and he's just laying

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there. I wonder if that fish
and his last moments was sitting there like,

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ha got him. You know,
some stuff don't give a shit either,

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Like there's like what did you sent
me? One man? Didn't you?

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Or it was like a yeah I
sent it. It was the if

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they cut open a what was an
antaconda and found a living crocodile inside of

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it. Yeah it was alive,
said, They're alive, Like, yeah,

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this sucks. Can you imagine that
moment for that crocodile when that snake

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gun un zipped and the light hit
him? Oh good, damned nobody was

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gonna see this. It's like,
man, it's like that part in uh

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was it a Tremours three? When
Bert gets cut out of the Yeah,

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hey yeah, we leave this to
ourselves. He just kind of skiters off.

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I imagine that the alligator or crocodile
back in the wild again, and

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he's like laying on some logs or
he's up on the like little beach head

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a little bit there, and all
the other crocodiles are sitting there and they're

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like, dude, you gotta eat
by a fucking snake. Bro. And

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he's just sitting there like it's a
big fucking snake. Dude. I was

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asleep. I woke up and it
was dark still. I just sat there

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alive, you know, and fun
digestive son of a bitch sixty Do you

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think that that crocodile came out with
a vengeance? Were scared of snakes?

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Turns into Yeah, he's like a
twenty foot croc sitting on a bank and

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a little briefly snake comes slithering up
and he's like no, no, no,

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fucks right off into the water immediately. Or is he like actively hunting

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snakes. He's going he's avenging himself
what was done to him? Yeah?

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An kind does be ware super croc
is coming? Yeah? Probably, Yeah,

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this is probably how like these these
movies start. Yeah, I would,

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Yeah, I'm gonna say because I'm
pretty sure this is exactly a sci

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fi channel movie movie. Yeah.
Actually I think Debbie Gibson was in this

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particular movie. So what you're saying
is this was a villain orange origin story

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I mean, you either die a
hero or you live long enough to find

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yourself become a super croc. You
know what I mean. He's gonna be

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a super croc. I believe.
I believe he's gonna be a super croc.

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It's gonna be awesome. I guess
he like making experiments to make him

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more stronger. Or you just wait
till they find his ass and they start

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opening him up to figure out all
the shit. He's eight. I bet

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you there's a Volkswagen bug in his
in his gut when they opened him up,

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I thought it was a snake.
Yeah. Oh man, man,

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I actually watched this awesome documentary like
four days ago about you know how we

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always, like, even in school, all the way up, we always

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talk about how alligators and crocodiles have
just endured, right, Yeah, they've

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like they've just remained unchanged this whole
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alligators just hanging out. Turns out
that's not as true as I thought.

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Quite a lot of alligators and crocodiles
have when extinct. To get us to

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the point of now that the alligators
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and it's amazing and a lot of
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with you know, a lot of
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Yeah, did you find it?
You found it? I see top up

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were there? I am absolutely right. So make a python versus gator roid

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with Debbie Gibson and Tiffany Wow.
Told that is it? That's how it

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started. They saved that crocodile from
the belly of an antaconda. I just

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yeah, yeah, I don't know
if I'm proud of myself for ashamed of

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myself. Yeah, you guys.
Do you guys remember that in the nineties

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like anacondas were the biggest steak ever. Yeah, and we found that to

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not be true either. There's the
heaviest, right, something like that.

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Yeah, actually talked about that on
the show and embols my bite um chimed

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in for us. Yeah. I
forget which which species they said was the

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biggest nastiest one though, Uh is
it a python? I think it was

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articulated articulated. Yeah, and nobody
talks about both constructors anymore. There's a

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boring now. Yeah, everybody talked
about him back in the eighties though.

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Eighties, Man, if you had
a boa. You were like, oh,

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yeah, he's I got a boa. It's whatever. Yeah, now

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it's like nice boa. But it
couldn't even eat an alligator, you know,

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people are like pythons, man.
And then I remember there was this

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h There was this very questionable pet
store up in Ohio I used to go

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to all the time because you could
buy green anacondas there. They were little,

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they were like this big, and
I'm sitting there looking like it's like

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a hundred bucks for one of these
little dudes. You know, I was

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tempted. I'm like, I'd be
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I'm like, man, I got
shipped for luck. Like if if if

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I had a Native American name,
it would literally be shit for Luck.

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Yeah. So I'm like this,
this dude's gonna get big and eat my

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ass one day. And I think
my mom knew it too, because she

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wouldn't let me have an alligator.
She wouldn't let me have a boa constrictor

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or whatever, you know, the
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for a while, and then I
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that mostly stuff she was afraid was
going to get big enough to like hurt

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me fucking Tyler's face. Yeah,
oh dude. At the zoo, I

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saw the stuff of Tyler's absolute nightmares. They had a bird eater. Oh

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and I've always seen pictures, but
I've never seen one up close. We

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just lost Tyler. That thing was
the size of a bowling ball. I'm

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like, okay, I'm not like
a ractophobic at all. Like I I

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like little spiders and stuff. I
mean, barring some of the you know,

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the ones you don't want to round
in Tyler's case, that's everything that

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has more than six legs. Uh. But I will admit if I was

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like in the jungle and that thing
was like, I would pro probably it

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wouldn't even have to bite me.
I would already be dead of a heart

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attack. Like it's like a giant
fuzzy hand. It's like you're kiddie slapped

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in the face by the by the
wolfman. Like it's nuts, dude,

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huh. And I would straight just
die right there my next life, if

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I reincarnated, I'd be a ractophobic
of my whole life. I'm sure that's

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what happened to Tyler in previous life. He was a jungle explorer and one

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of those fucking things jumped out at
him. Yeah. Now he's reincarnated and

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Tyler like even a little bitty spider, he's a Nope. Yeah. I

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hate how when you see stuff like
on the Internet or in books or whatever

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or TV, and it's like,
oh it seems big, yeah, and

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none of it ever translates to how
enormous it actually is. Yeah, yeah

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it doesn't. Yeah. I think
that the really neat exhibit I really enjoyed

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out of everything was the leaf cutter
ants. I'd never taken the time to

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just sit down and watch them work. Yet, I'm telling you what,

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there's something to this, Like they
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Man, I can't. It's hard
for me to accept that they're just autonomous

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bugs just walking around mindlessly leaf you
know what I mean, Like they're not.

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There's no way, dude, you
can see. I sat there for

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like literally it was raining, so
we stayed in the bughouse, right and

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I sat there for like thirty five
minutes watching the leaf cutter ants because I

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was fascinated it was. I was
probably lucky I didn't bring my go pro

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because there'd be like I'd have hours
of footage of watching these dudes you made

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my cruise. Right, there's a
like think of the center of it,

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right where there's like the nest right
the palace. Right in the palace,

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all the ants are a little different. They're a little bit bulkier. They're

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like they're stronger, they're bigger,
they're they're whatever. Their job is to

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defend the palace. So they're not
they're not doing all the everyday stuff.

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That's all they're doing. Now you
have all these other ones that are you

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got this like you're basically like your
construction crew. They're up on the on

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the tree itself. They're cutting the
leaves and bringing in hauling them down,

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all right, So the leaves are
getting turned into food, turned into whatever.

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There's a removal crew that comes in. They have their own trail and

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they come in and they get the
waste and the dead bodies, and the

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waste and the dead bodies go to
two different places. The dead bodies go

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to the cemetery, which is at
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Most of the leaves are taken out
to the farthest cruise to feed those

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cruise While they're on their way back
and forth hauling stuff. Some of the

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leaves are laid on top of the
bodies at the base of the tree.

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They fertilize the tree, they eat. They fucking know if they feed this

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thing, it's going to keep feeding
them. Dude. I'm like, there's

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dude, you cannot tell me that
they don't have some degree of intelligence.

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They know what they're doing, and
they're so organized. It's like, who

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you fooling? You fooling nobody.
Yeah. I saw I saw a short

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on YouTube the other day that I
wanted to send to the group seems that

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were on this subject. Yeah,
and yeah, you gotta see this all

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right? Can we can we get
it out? Okay? Oh my god,

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what the fuck is that? Yeah? That's not real? Is it?

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That's absolutely real. It's got eyeshine
see it? What Yeah, please

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tell me pulls the trigger he does, look at the Look at the size

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of that thing, dude, Holy
shit. Yeah. And the eyeshine tells

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you that thing is looking at him. Oh bro, yeah, good thing

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is Tyler. You just keep your
eyes closed. Holy shit, dude.

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Yeah, the eyeshine. Man.
As soon as I saw that, I

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was like, oh my god,
dude, imagine looking out there and seeing

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his eyes looking back here, like, yeah, and they changed color too.

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Do you see it was like red
eyes shine the white. Yeah,

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it's because he was locked on.
Yeah, he got he got toned.

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He was like, I know,
I'm gonna eat you later. Yeah,

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that dude. I'm glad the guy
had a gun to defend himself. It

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was twenty two shot. It was
like a twenty two caliber shotgun. I

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didn't even know that existed. Dude, that's nuts, man. Yeah.

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I had to show that video though, because I mean, yeah, holy

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crap, you know. Yeah,
I just be glad you didn't see that.

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That was terrible. So you guys
want to hear the other weird thing

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I heard. I think this is
thanks kind of funny. UM National Treasurer

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Logan Paul claims that he has groundbreaking
UFO footage. Oh yeah. He says

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that he basically has a like actual
footage of the mothership. Really apparently he's

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filmed it. Him and his his
fucking people filmed it, and he plans

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on release again. Just when they
when asked when he was going to release

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it, he said that, uh, he didn't know yet, and they

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said why is that and he said
because, he says his response was what

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do you want from me, bro
I'm a sneaky fuck. So previously he

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offered a man, an anonymous man, one hundred thousand dollars for apparently the

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footage, pre existing footage of aliens
landing on Earth. I don't know what

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came of that, but I've heard
about this before though. I I heard

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what was it ja Jamie Fox?
James Fox, the guy who who went

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out documentarian or UFO stuff. He
saw the footage that Logan Paul apparently pirated.

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All right, So apparently there was
a man who has footage and it's

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literally on a VHS tape and he
would show it to people, but he

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wouldn't sell the footage that he wouldn't
give it up. He was I guess

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he said that he was afraid that
they were going to take him out if

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he whatever. Well, apparently from
the rumor is that Logan Paul had one

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of those little pen cameras running and
sat down and watched it and filmed it.

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So I've heard that rumor. I
don't know how true that is,

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but James Fox was on the Rogan
Show telling Joe Rogan that, So I

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don't know, man, I mean, maybe maybe he does. Maybe he

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doesn't. I don't know. I
can't help, but wonder like would it

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take a person like like Paul too
to get that out there? You know

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what I mean kind of a I
don't give a you know, I don't

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give a fuck attitude. Yeah,
I hate to see it, But I

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don't know how many yet, I
don't know how many people know, uh

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sorry, how many people of our
listeners know? Look and Paul, But

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he's been going through a lot of
just shady business and so I don't know.

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Yeah, he's he has a lot
of controversies with a lot of a

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lot of shit. So I don't
know. I don't know if he's just

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trying to get more like I guess
Cloud was he the one that did the

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suicide for us with his brother Jake
Pasha a little bit more straightforward, like

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he kind of just I mean,
especially going into like the martial arts stuff

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and the boxing and all that,
he seems he kind of seems like he's

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shifting to that. Yeah. Yeah, Logan seems like he's all over the

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place though, Like he's I feel
like he's like content hungry, like he'll

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go for anything that is going to
produce content, you know, right,

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he started with his well, last
thing that I've heard about him was his

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crypto adventure that he kind of left
a lot of people pretty pissed yeah about

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about it. So I don't know, maybe this is trying to get his

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trying to get his name back and
like I guess, and good graces with

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people, like actually giving something crazy
out there. I don't know. Yeah,

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I don't know, man, I'm
kind of I'm curious about it because

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it's like, I mean, like
I said, he's kind of a content

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guy, and if he I know, he doesn't want to He wouldn't want

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to risk a huge backlash from like
a hoax with all the other ship that's

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piled up against him, you know
what I mean, I don't really feel

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like I really feel like this guy
he will go out for anything that could

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potentially just put his name on the
like basically on these fucking yeah. And

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that's the other thing too. You
know, if he had a pin camera

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in his shirt watching a video,
how deluded is that footage going to be?

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That? You know, it's gonna
be really hard to be like,

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well, this is why it's fake, because I can obviously see the zipper

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or whatever. You know. Yeah, that's true. That's true. It

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could be very distorted. Yeah,
I don't know. I'm kind of care

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is if he if he puts something
out, I want to I want to

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check it out. I want to
see what happens. I will definitely look

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at it for sure. But that's
exactly why he's doing it, traffic.

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We want to look. Yeah,
you guys familiar with U is how do

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you pronounce his name? Michio Kaku
or Yahoku? It's this dude. Yeah,

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this guy's he's This guy's a treasure
of the world. I swear if

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you're not familiar with him. He
is a popular science writer and theoretical physicist,

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right math wizard literal Yeah, like, I mean he looks like a

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wizard. He does kind of like
he could lead you to Mount Doom and

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he can tell you why you know, how old Mount Doom is and and

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you know everything about it. When
asked what he thinks about aliens and UFOs

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doesn't hesitate, Like he literally doesn't
hesitate at all. He's like, yeah,

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they're out there. I'm like,
I'm like, I love list of

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this guy on his you know,
on different shows, you know. And

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he he said, he said,
uh, what did he how did he

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word it? He was like,
um, it's foolish to think they're not

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there, right, Yeah, And
then going further, he started, you

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know, he started talking about,
um, if anybody gets abducted, He's

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like, if you find yourself abducted, for God's sake, steal something.

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He literally said it. I mean, this man's like, you know,

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his reputation is impeccable, right,
and he says steal something. He's like,

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there's no laws saying you can't steal
something from it from an interstellar spaceship.

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He's like, steal something and get
a hold of me, right,

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and it wouldn't have to be any
big just yeah, still a food.

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He said, there's gotta be a
screwdriver or hammer. He's like, anything,

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grab it and bring it back with
you. Yeah. I was cracking

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up because I'm like, I think
he's serious, Like I really need it.

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That's just as weird as it may
sound. That is actually, I

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feel like the best thing to do. Yeah, genius, It's absolutely genius.

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I thought this was hilarious. Man, He's like, for God's sake,

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steal something. God. One day, man, I wish we could

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get him on our show just to
educate us for for a while. That'd

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be so fun. Oh that'd be
fantastic. Yeah, like that would be

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Yeah, that's the kind of people
I want to see on here. You

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know, if we can blame some
famous people, him and Roblow. Oh

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yeah, we're still we're we haven't
forgotten Roblow. Yeah really, I probably

402
00:37:00.760 --> 00:37:05.800
forever. I think Neil de Grass
Tyson would probably spend forty five minutes making

403
00:37:05.800 --> 00:37:10.079
sure we know where idiots. I'm
okay with that. Yeah, I just

404
00:37:10.159 --> 00:37:13.480
like listening to him talk. Man, I don't know what it is,

405
00:37:13.800 --> 00:37:16.119
you know, did I couldn't even
keep up with half of the ship.

406
00:37:16.280 --> 00:37:22.480
He talks about the way that guy
like tells you something. He like,

407
00:37:23.920 --> 00:37:28.760
it's like he has a sly way
of like revealing the answer to you.

408
00:37:29.719 --> 00:37:37.320
Yeah, out back in might Field
two plus two equals four. Yeah,

409
00:37:37.320 --> 00:37:43.079
but you're just like you just shattered
the funk out of that well he kind

410
00:37:43.079 --> 00:37:52.480
of does, like like I already
knew that. Why did I surprised because

411
00:37:52.559 --> 00:37:55.480
Neil de Grass told me that guy's
awesome? That man, Yeah he is,

412
00:37:57.920 --> 00:38:02.159
God damn it. Yeah, so
I have a little something in the

413
00:38:02.239 --> 00:38:07.280
weird news department. What's guy all
right? Then? It's not another spider,

414
00:38:07.280 --> 00:38:14.639
Tyler. You're good. Promise he's
just waiting for me to click.

415
00:38:14.840 --> 00:38:19.480
Yeah, it's not another spider.
I promise this. I just saw that.

416
00:38:19.880 --> 00:38:22.000
Yep. What is this? Yeah, I know, I just put

417
00:38:22.000 --> 00:38:42.960
it up TikToker at Larry Lou l
a R y l o O. Larry

418
00:38:43.039 --> 00:38:45.559
Lou posted this. It's a This
is a screenshot of the video. I

419
00:38:45.599 --> 00:38:49.519
don't actually have the video, which
can Gus said to a bunch of luck

420
00:38:49.559 --> 00:38:58.199
you lose right, it's two potential
UFOs floating near the moon. Um apparently

421
00:38:59.320 --> 00:39:01.800
in the video, which I haven't
found yet because that would make too much

422
00:39:01.840 --> 00:39:07.559
sense. One of the objects actually
disappears behind it, behind the moon itself.

423
00:39:08.719 --> 00:39:16.159
Really yeah, and I don't know
how to find the video. Oh,

424
00:39:16.639 --> 00:39:21.719
I think I actually just for video, and I'm a little disappointed by

425
00:39:21.800 --> 00:39:28.599
the website, so I'm not going
to use that one. So yeah,

426
00:39:29.519 --> 00:39:32.320
yeah, the initial video takes me
to the Sun. And I'm not posting

427
00:39:32.320 --> 00:39:37.679
stuff from the Sun on here unless
I'm doing it in humor. Yeah,

428
00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:42.800
because if plus, it'll hurt our
eyes, right, do not look directly

429
00:39:42.800 --> 00:39:50.440
at the sun, that is And
so two, okay, two UFOs just

430
00:39:50.559 --> 00:39:52.840
hanging out at the moon. One
disappears behind them. Yeah, this is

431
00:39:52.920 --> 00:39:59.000
all like filmed. Yeah, because
even looking at them, I gonna pull

432
00:39:59.000 --> 00:40:01.360
it back out real quick. Like, even looking at that that first,

433
00:40:01.440 --> 00:40:06.760
like my first reaction is like that
looks like a super zoomed in snapshot.

434
00:40:07.559 --> 00:40:15.039
Right, it's really cool? Yeah
like that. You know, Oh,

435
00:40:15.119 --> 00:40:19.639
okay, okay, I might have
might have something better. I gotta learn

436
00:40:19.679 --> 00:40:23.039
to quick clear my throat, so
let me see if this is something I

437
00:40:23.079 --> 00:40:31.880
can use. Um, oh,
let's think this is a good opportunity.

438
00:40:32.920 --> 00:40:39.280
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439
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440
00:40:49.679 --> 00:40:57.039
He's upset. All right, I
have the vida. Let's see what

441
00:40:57.079 --> 00:41:00.280
this looks like, all of us
seeing it for the first time together,

442
00:41:00.639 --> 00:41:09.400
and I apologize for the absolute nonsense
of tabloids you're about to see. I'll

443
00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:30.880
go ahead and make this full screen, all right, super zoom. What

444
00:41:30.920 --> 00:41:45.559
the hell kind of lens is this? What the hell? Wow? Huh

445
00:41:45.960 --> 00:41:52.760
oh right, circle, Oh,
it's gonna be real right circle. In

446
00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:57.480
case you didn't see those blatantly obvious
things floating around the Moon? What the

447
00:41:57.559 --> 00:42:09.119
arable legged fuck is that? Were
there any missions? Mm? Hmm do

448
00:42:09.280 --> 00:42:22.440
we know the date? Uh?
The articles from yesterday? Oh? Okay?

449
00:42:22.559 --> 00:42:30.679
Uh? Missions to the Moons launch
is scheduled no earlier than November two

450
00:42:30.719 --> 00:42:40.480
tails and twenty four. That's Artemis
three um current missions to the Moon.

451
00:42:42.400 --> 00:42:51.880
The last crew was Apolo seventeen.
So did anybody else feel like that those

452
00:42:51.920 --> 00:42:57.679
look like those? Do you remember
back ten years ago or so when guys

453
00:42:57.679 --> 00:43:01.159
would have those fake Cruisemen soles that
they would tie to the back of their

454
00:43:01.159 --> 00:43:07.079
truck. They were a balloon?
Ye did anyboss think that that looked like

455
00:43:07.480 --> 00:43:14.159
that? The thing that got me
was the speed. Yeah, all right,

456
00:43:14.239 --> 00:43:21.000
So when you're looking at something far
away and it's moving to the surface

457
00:43:21.039 --> 00:43:25.000
of the moon, apparently the surface
of the moon or behind it that fast.

458
00:43:25.440 --> 00:43:30.760
I mean, there's a great degree
of scale that we're not accounting for.

459
00:43:30.960 --> 00:43:35.320
So how fast is this they supposed
to be? You know, going?

460
00:43:37.159 --> 00:43:38.920
You know, you know what I
mean? Like, Yeah, And

461
00:43:39.000 --> 00:43:46.199
the same dude I was just talking
about the Wizard, all right, same

462
00:43:46.280 --> 00:43:52.320
guy says that when you get up
upwards of ten to twenty g's, organic

463
00:43:52.360 --> 00:44:01.000
matter can't survive in it right,
So makes sense you get up to a

464
00:44:01.039 --> 00:44:07.800
certain amount of g force organic matters
out because he was he was on there

465
00:44:07.840 --> 00:44:13.400
talking about the speeds that they're recording, right, yeah, how I'm kind

466
00:44:13.400 --> 00:44:16.199
of on board with this. He
he doesn't believe that they could be living

467
00:44:16.599 --> 00:44:22.159
beings inside those those vehicles if they're
going that fast. Yeah, because organic

468
00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:29.360
matter, which is the gelatinous,
Yeah yeah, or what if what if

469
00:44:29.400 --> 00:44:37.360
they are a gelatinous creature like Kiff
from Futurama. Yeah, yeah, there's

470
00:44:37.519 --> 00:44:45.280
welcome earthly Yeah, just slime and
shit everywhere, and the whole time they're

471
00:44:45.280 --> 00:44:46.480
talking, it's just you're just getting
hit in the face with it, like,

472
00:44:46.719 --> 00:44:52.599
oh, oh Jesus, okay,
Oh it tastes good as Jello?

473
00:44:53.960 --> 00:45:06.000
Is it Jello? That tastes like
Jello? Oh? I love Jello.

474
00:45:06.559 --> 00:45:10.400
Yeah, imagine they have if they
have diversity too, you know what I

475
00:45:10.400 --> 00:45:15.840
mean, you'd have all different flavors. That'd be pretty cool. Yeah,

476
00:45:15.960 --> 00:45:21.280
dangerous to land here, but cool. Yeah, because I imagine there's got

477
00:45:21.280 --> 00:45:22.960
to be somebody out there, like, I fucking love me some Jello,

478
00:45:23.079 --> 00:45:28.559
dude, Oh my god, Jello
every day, you know, not me

479
00:45:29.800 --> 00:45:36.679
more of a pudding gay myself putting
all the way Yeah, yeah, kicker,

480
00:45:36.800 --> 00:45:42.079
kicker wrong now, but I don't
know. I still kind of I

481
00:45:42.119 --> 00:45:46.280
mean that video though, and looking
at this the still shot looks legit video.

482
00:45:49.320 --> 00:45:52.119
I don't know. It gets all
the way zoomed in and it's just

483
00:45:52.199 --> 00:45:59.320
clear again. I'm like, yeah, how that works? Yeah, I

484
00:45:59.440 --> 00:46:04.079
think about my wife brings up all
the time as the focus points. You

485
00:46:04.119 --> 00:46:07.960
know, you got a lens,
right, lenses are super good at focusing

486
00:46:07.960 --> 00:46:13.480
it one thing. You know,
if I do this, you start to

487
00:46:13.480 --> 00:46:17.320
see my focus go in and out
or my hand is blurry, you know

488
00:46:17.360 --> 00:46:22.320
what I mean. Lenses focus on
something and you adjust it to look good

489
00:46:22.320 --> 00:46:24.880
and you leave it right. And
when you zoom all the way in on

490
00:46:24.960 --> 00:46:29.119
something, it gets harder and harder
for the lens to stay focused on that

491
00:46:29.199 --> 00:46:32.719
one object. So the idea that
the moon is getting more clear, it's

492
00:46:32.800 --> 00:46:37.280
kind of it's kind of shady,
you know, I don't know. I

493
00:46:37.320 --> 00:46:45.199
mean, maybe like a telescope lane. Yeah, maybe maybe a cameramounted to

494
00:46:45.280 --> 00:46:49.440
a telescope. Yeah, because you
do hear you do hear the mechanical function

495
00:46:49.519 --> 00:46:53.880
of the zoom happening. Yeah,
there's uh yeah, there's a bunch like

496
00:46:54.039 --> 00:47:00.320
crabs. Like they astronomers. They
mount like they'll put a deal deal a

497
00:47:00.480 --> 00:47:07.480
sore, and they had these like
actual telescopes that they could literally just take

498
00:47:07.519 --> 00:47:13.679
pictures. Oh yeah, yeah,
I've definitely seen that before. Uh,

499
00:47:13.880 --> 00:47:17.239
Like she has she has these ones
that are like two three hundred millimeter like

500
00:47:17.559 --> 00:47:22.519
huge ass lenses and you can straight
zoom you know, across the country,

501
00:47:22.760 --> 00:47:28.360
you know what I mean. But
like with with those type of lenses though,

502
00:47:28.360 --> 00:47:31.719
I mean, it still comes down
to you know, it'll focus on

503
00:47:31.719 --> 00:47:35.239
one spot and you'll still see other
stuff. That's kind of you know what

504
00:47:35.320 --> 00:47:39.760
I mean. Uh, this one, this, this photo is what gets

505
00:47:39.760 --> 00:47:45.519
me. If you guys are familiar
with this, I'm sure you are one

506
00:47:45.559 --> 00:47:52.760
of the best lenses ever built.
The James Webb the Pillars of Creation.

507
00:47:54.400 --> 00:48:00.039
Yeah you look at that, man, I mean that's a PI Sure it's

508
00:48:00.079 --> 00:48:06.519
from the James Webb telescope. Yep, I mean that is that amazing?

509
00:48:07.519 --> 00:48:13.159
How it's gorgeous. It's it's unbelievable. A lot of people think that it

510
00:48:13.480 --> 00:48:17.920
looks like a hand you know,
yeah, I can see that, but

511
00:48:19.039 --> 00:48:22.559
that's just unbelievable cool and it you
know, that's like the they said that

512
00:48:22.639 --> 00:48:28.280
the only reason that the James Webb
telescope is the size that it is is

513
00:48:28.320 --> 00:48:34.320
because they couldn't haul more stuff up. They wanted it to be bigger,

514
00:48:36.119 --> 00:48:39.840
like it is massive, right,
and they literally were limited by how much

515
00:48:39.880 --> 00:48:45.960
material they could haul at a time. So I'm like, I mean,

516
00:48:45.719 --> 00:48:51.239
I imagine this this new you know, Artemis thing, right, because even

517
00:48:51.320 --> 00:48:55.599
James Webb. The way James Webb
works is Earth is behind it, right,

518
00:48:57.119 --> 00:49:00.599
it keeps the reflective light from Earth
behind it at old times, so

519
00:49:00.800 --> 00:49:05.239
there's no a very little noise pollution, like uh, not noise pollution,

520
00:49:05.280 --> 00:49:08.440
but a light pollution coming around it. So if they go on the other

521
00:49:08.440 --> 00:49:13.599
side of the moon and build one, you know, it's going to be

522
00:49:13.679 --> 00:49:19.079
that much better. And I and
I'm probably that much bigger hopefully, you

523
00:49:19.159 --> 00:49:23.199
know. But now they're they're there's
certain that, you know, because people

524
00:49:23.239 --> 00:49:25.400
have said, like, do you
think we'll ever see to the end of

525
00:49:25.400 --> 00:49:29.800
the universe with with one of these
lenses? You know, is it going

526
00:49:29.840 --> 00:49:35.639
to happen? And they said,
it will probably be able to see to

527
00:49:35.719 --> 00:49:39.559
the end of the material universe.
You know, you'll be able to reach

528
00:49:39.559 --> 00:49:46.920
out and see the farthest stars,
you know, but beyond that is immaterial.

529
00:49:47.320 --> 00:49:54.119
It's it's not matter anymore. It's
it's it's dark matter, and it's

530
00:49:54.199 --> 00:49:59.119
it's like a fog, like a
sheet of it. So we don't have

531
00:49:59.320 --> 00:50:02.199
currently an any kind of understanding of
how we can penetrate that to see through

532
00:50:02.239 --> 00:50:08.559
it. Yeah. So you know, in regards to that though, that's

533
00:50:08.639 --> 00:50:13.599
kind of a kind of a cool
thing to know, is that since anti

534
00:50:13.840 --> 00:50:20.039
you know, anti matter or dark
matter, uh is abundant out there towards

535
00:50:20.039 --> 00:50:23.039
the edge of the universe, we
do have a limit how far we can

536
00:50:23.079 --> 00:50:28.840
go. You know, it might
take centuries to even get close to it.

537
00:50:28.960 --> 00:50:34.719
But we know that we can't as
material like as you know, beings

538
00:50:34.760 --> 00:50:38.760
of matter, we cannot go into
that because we can't exist there. So

539
00:50:38.800 --> 00:50:43.639
I think that's really neat that there's
literally a place where a matter cannot exist,

540
00:50:44.960 --> 00:50:49.719
you know, and they're still they're
still trying to figure out, you

541
00:50:49.760 --> 00:50:52.920
know what, like why, what
what is it made of? And all

542
00:50:52.920 --> 00:50:57.719
that. It's so cool, man, I love this shit. Uh.

543
00:50:57.920 --> 00:51:02.239
I don't know, if you guys
looked into the private shy, I said

544
00:51:02.320 --> 00:51:13.079
something to you, guys, what
is this farmer captures movement a flying object.

545
00:51:14.679 --> 00:51:19.800
Yeah. This was in the nineteen
fifties in Oregon or Portland. Organ

546
00:51:20.159 --> 00:51:28.840
the story I remember the story.
Yeah, tell us about it well,

547
00:51:29.199 --> 00:51:32.119
like, oh, the only thing
like it was very it's very vague.

548
00:51:32.159 --> 00:51:37.239
It's just a man. Let me
see. I had his name, Paul

549
00:51:37.519 --> 00:51:45.400
Trent. Yeah, yeah, there
I guess. They said roughly nine miles

550
00:51:45.440 --> 00:51:55.239
outside of mcmill Lil mcmillill and uh
he uh he took a picture of it.

551
00:51:55.639 --> 00:52:04.239
Uh it looks like one of those
old style cameras on me. Wow,

552
00:52:04.360 --> 00:52:12.320
yeah, where is Yeah, here's
the picture that was right by their

553
00:52:12.360 --> 00:52:19.000
farm. Uh. Where there's another
picture. It's like zoomed in what they

554
00:52:19.119 --> 00:52:28.719
used for the newspaper. H h
Nope, can't use that one. Let's

555
00:52:30.400 --> 00:52:37.159
let's try this one. Sorry,
guys, work with me, are you

556
00:52:37.159 --> 00:52:42.079
O? Good buddy? That's pretty
wild man. Like when I see old

557
00:52:42.079 --> 00:52:45.519
pictures like this, there's like,
Okay, there's a couple of things going

558
00:52:45.559 --> 00:52:50.519
on in that picture that stand out
to me. And this is the kind

559
00:52:50.559 --> 00:52:53.519
of zoomed up it shows that it's
not just a disk. You can see

560
00:52:53.559 --> 00:52:59.400
the little shadow. Uh, you
got the like oval shape, but you

561
00:52:59.400 --> 00:53:06.079
you kind of start to see more
around it. Uh, did you want

562
00:53:06.079 --> 00:53:07.960
me to bring this? Can you
bring him back up? Okay? So

563
00:53:08.599 --> 00:53:12.280
I know, like i've I've made
this joke before. I don't know if

564
00:53:12.280 --> 00:53:15.880
you guys have to imagine you had
to at some point of like somebody was

565
00:53:15.920 --> 00:53:19.679
probably just standing back there throwing a
saucer, throwing a dish, Right,

566
00:53:19.719 --> 00:53:22.719
you ever made that joke before?
Yeah, But if you really look at

567
00:53:22.760 --> 00:53:30.159
the like perspective of this this picture, this photo, like actually look at

568
00:53:30.159 --> 00:53:36.639
it, there's some perspective problems with
the idea that they threw a dish right

569
00:53:37.880 --> 00:53:44.320
the telephone pole. So my thought
is, like if they threw a dish

570
00:53:44.400 --> 00:53:49.840
up in the air to catch it
like that, Uh, the telephone pole

571
00:53:49.920 --> 00:53:54.519
is more in focus if if you
guys are noticing that, and even more

572
00:53:54.599 --> 00:54:00.199
in focus is the structure close to
the left right, Yeah, all right,

573
00:54:00.239 --> 00:54:06.920
So use that as a perspective.
Look at how focused the building is,

574
00:54:07.199 --> 00:54:10.679
how focused the telephone poll is in
relation to that. You should be

575
00:54:10.719 --> 00:54:14.760
able to tell legit your your eyes
are designed for this, so you should

576
00:54:14.800 --> 00:54:17.719
be able to see the perspective and
then look at that thing up in the

577
00:54:17.760 --> 00:54:24.760
air. So if they threw a
dish, it was a massive dish.

578
00:54:27.199 --> 00:54:30.199
Yeah, you know what it looks
like to me? What's that a metal

579
00:54:30.239 --> 00:54:37.559
garbage candleud does that kind of Yeah. The only thing I could think of

580
00:54:37.760 --> 00:54:46.679
is that if you frisbeed it from
behind the camera forward, do you can't

581
00:54:46.679 --> 00:54:52.239
get what I'm saying there? Yeah? But even that, it's like do

582
00:54:52.320 --> 00:54:55.079
you have a guy like up on
a ladder somewhere behind you. There's like

583
00:54:55.159 --> 00:55:00.000
there's there's a lot of perspective problems
with it that are hard what do you

584
00:55:00.039 --> 00:55:06.400
call it? They're hard to discern, especially with the age of the photo.

585
00:55:09.000 --> 00:55:13.639
It is really neat though, that
is cool. Yeah, I think

586
00:55:13.639 --> 00:55:15.840
that's neat, Like, that's pretty
cool. That's I think that's the camera

587
00:55:15.920 --> 00:55:20.719
that he used. That's him,
Like even in this picture. You know,

588
00:55:20.960 --> 00:55:27.039
look, look how much trouble the
camera has to as focusing. Yeah,

589
00:55:27.199 --> 00:55:31.599
they think back then they didn't really
have many abilities to adjust these cameras,

590
00:55:32.360 --> 00:55:37.639
a lot of these four fixed lens
you know. Yeah, well I'm

591
00:55:37.639 --> 00:55:43.320
pretty sure that like there's a little
little tab on the side you actually had

592
00:55:43.360 --> 00:55:46.639
to manually focus it. But sometimes
like, dude, you're doing that on

593
00:55:46.679 --> 00:55:50.559
the light, yeah, pun intended, you're doing that on the fly,

594
00:55:51.320 --> 00:55:54.039
right while you're trying to catch something
that is flying. That's what I'll tell

595
00:55:54.079 --> 00:55:58.199
it. Like, if you're trying
to catch this thing in motion, there's

596
00:55:58.199 --> 00:56:05.800
gonna be so many problems trying to
capture it. Clearly so by the blurdness

597
00:56:05.840 --> 00:56:09.559
of the object, whatever it was, garbage can lid flying saucer. It

598
00:56:09.599 --> 00:56:15.840
is moving, it is in motion, and that's interesting to me. Like,

599
00:56:15.960 --> 00:56:20.079
I love these old I love these
old pictures because that was back when

600
00:56:20.119 --> 00:56:29.519
the aliens were used in flying saucers. You know, they've upgraded sense apparently.

601
00:56:31.440 --> 00:56:36.519
It is really cool, though.
Did you see this? There's a

602
00:56:36.519 --> 00:56:39.880
picture here of an up close of
that object. Did you have that?

603
00:56:43.880 --> 00:56:46.480
Okay, I have one. It's
even closer. I'm gonna send it to

604
00:56:46.639 --> 00:56:51.719
you guys and then figure out if
I can convert it. Ever, so

605
00:56:51.760 --> 00:56:59.800
I can upload it. Unless you
already have it, you're muted, tie,

606
00:57:01.039 --> 00:57:05.519
I can still. I can look
around. I have some of these.

607
00:57:07.119 --> 00:57:09.679
No, that looks kind of crap. Hang on, let me,

608
00:57:09.920 --> 00:57:16.199
I think I got one here.
Yeah, check out the checkout the focus

609
00:57:16.199 --> 00:57:22.760
on this. This is really wild. Yeah. Yeah, that's the one

610
00:57:22.800 --> 00:57:25.360
that can find because I can see
the handle on the top. That does

611
00:57:25.400 --> 00:57:36.599
look kind of like a trash can't
lid. But man, like what perfect

612
00:57:36.599 --> 00:57:39.760
timing I mean if it is a
garbage can't lid? You know what I

613
00:57:39.800 --> 00:57:45.599
mean? What perfect timing to get
that angle? That how That's what I'm

614
00:57:45.599 --> 00:57:49.079
at. Let's put it this way. How many times him and like how

615
00:57:49.159 --> 00:57:54.400
drunk was him and his buddy and
how many times I really believe that his

616
00:57:54.440 --> 00:58:00.920
wife was probably stop wasting the film? Should we try to replicate it?

617
00:58:00.079 --> 00:58:07.639
Like next time we get together down? Yeah, so beers garbage can lid

618
00:58:07.880 --> 00:58:13.440
camera? I have I have one
camera, I have the old I have

619
00:58:13.480 --> 00:58:16.679
the old can all right, and
we gotta see how how high we can

620
00:58:17.199 --> 00:58:22.000
frisbee it? We should? We
should do this. I'm finding all kinds

621
00:58:22.039 --> 00:58:32.599
of pictures of this thing from slightly
different angles. Let's see here one of

622
00:58:32.639 --> 00:58:45.559
these in here for us and there
we go, since it up bloods boom,

623
00:58:45.599 --> 00:58:57.880
there you go, oh wow.
So I want to like, I

624
00:58:57.960 --> 00:59:04.519
want to know how that like stacks
up against that because you know what I

625
00:59:04.559 --> 00:59:09.519
mean, it looks like it would
have to be bobbling, which would would

626
00:59:09.840 --> 00:59:16.920
that would that would a wobble would
correspond with throwing it or or enforced perspective?

627
00:59:19.280 --> 00:59:25.119
And this right here is actually hanging
from those wires above and the wind

628
00:59:25.239 --> 00:59:30.920
is just moving it. That's true, because that's the thing we can't tell

629
00:59:30.960 --> 00:59:45.079
from the images the weather. Wow. Yeah, that's pretty wild man.

630
00:59:51.039 --> 00:59:52.639
I don't know, Man's that's one
of them ones. I think it's like

631
00:59:54.280 --> 00:59:57.760
it happened so long ago. You
would you know what I mean, you

632
00:59:57.760 --> 01:00:01.800
would have to do so much if
you had the original film, the actual

633
01:00:01.840 --> 01:00:08.079
original film, and I think you
could you could really discern it because I

634
01:00:08.119 --> 01:00:22.559
don't know, it's interesting. Yeah, I'm actually going to search to see.

635
01:00:24.480 --> 01:00:32.400
Okay, so somebody actually has done
this. I'm gonna sound to see.

636
01:00:32.480 --> 01:00:40.880
Guess the picture. Somebody through a
garbage can't Live it snapped a picture

637
01:00:40.920 --> 01:00:52.159
of it. Uh, check this
out. There's the garbage Can't Live Okay.

638
01:00:52.360 --> 01:00:58.800
So if if this thing was made, like if it's a top off

639
01:00:58.840 --> 01:01:01.480
or something, we don't know what
it is, you know, I mean

640
01:01:01.519 --> 01:01:06.159
it could been you know, a
hub cap as somebody puts something on you

641
01:01:06.159 --> 01:01:16.079
know, welding and antenna to it. That's pretty wild man. Yeah.

642
01:01:16.280 --> 01:01:19.320
I love it though, man,
I really do. I love this shit.

643
01:01:21.400 --> 01:01:27.920
And I'm by by no means am
I uh like I'm not sitting here

644
01:01:27.960 --> 01:01:30.559
saying that every single one of these
is fake at all. I'm just saying

645
01:01:30.599 --> 01:01:32.280
that some of them, some of
them get a little suspicious, you know,

646
01:01:32.840 --> 01:01:37.400
especially the older ones. Yeah,
the older ones definitely get suspicious.

647
01:01:37.760 --> 01:01:43.360
And we've said it on the show
too. Is it seems as though all

648
01:01:44.000 --> 01:01:49.880
UFOs follow pop culture, you know. Yeah, Bigfoot gets taller and the

649
01:01:49.960 --> 01:01:53.119
UFOs change shape because Okay, so
I look at this, right, I

650
01:01:53.199 --> 01:01:55.480
look at this. I see the
thing on the top, I see the

651
01:01:55.480 --> 01:01:59.920
little nub, and my mind goes, well that, ever, my,

652
01:02:00.280 --> 01:02:04.320
a garbage can't live, right,
I see this, which actually is a

653
01:02:04.360 --> 01:02:10.360
garbage can't live, and it's it's
it corresponds. Then I see this and

654
01:02:10.679 --> 01:02:16.960
I think, well, I don't
know. Yeah, I mean, if

655
01:02:16.960 --> 01:02:20.960
this is a garbage can't live,
then this is the fastest. This guy

656
01:02:21.039 --> 01:02:25.000
has an arm on him like no
other. Yeah, like an Olympic fucking

657
01:02:25.039 --> 01:02:29.400
frisbee or you know what I mean. Dude's killing it at Frisbee golf.

658
01:02:29.440 --> 01:02:32.760
I'll tell you that right now.
Yeah, he's straight up taking the goals

659
01:02:32.800 --> 01:02:39.400
out. I don't know. I
want to dig out more of these though,

660
01:02:40.239 --> 01:02:43.519
over the next couple of days and
try to try to save up some

661
01:02:43.559 --> 01:02:45.000
more images so we can compare them. I think it'd be pretty cool.

662
01:02:46.480 --> 01:02:50.840
Yeah, but yeah, we're like
over an hour here, fellows, you

663
01:02:50.840 --> 01:02:53.760
want to I want to let these
people have their day and hopefully retain their

664
01:02:53.800 --> 01:03:01.760
intelligence after listening to us for an
hour. U disclaimer. We were not

665
01:03:01.840 --> 01:03:12.800
responsible for anything dumb that you think
or do after listing us. All right,

666
01:03:13.039 --> 01:03:15.400
Uh see you guys. On the
next one. You take care of

667
01:03:15.400 --> 01:03:31.280
each other. See you, guys. I can subscribe to things sumpleimital message.

668
01:03:32.800 --> 01:03:36.400
Okay, now we're we're gon we
into Evalena