S331 - First contact and....Waffle House?

0:00 You are listening to The Kentucky X Files Season three with your hosts Dennis Mays, Tylers Stewarts, and Josh Gibbs. Don't forget to subscribe to us on your YouTube, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also visit us at www dot k y x files dot com. And now on to our show. Welcome back as your Kentucky x Files. Who's tired of day? I'm sorry, there's what I'm days. Man, just rained and rained and rained. Yeah, and then there was an accident on the highway and it took me like two hours to get home today. That was brutal.

1:23 H on my way ever by you home. Uh, there's just one big turn and there's a bunch of cops and a van didn't quite make the turn and he was just in the telephone pole. Nice, Like, hell, you're gonna have that on those rainy days. Yeah, I mean they were okay, it's just you know, let's let's be honest around here. It's instant more on just add water. Yeah, I was about to be one of those morons. Yeah, what happened? Freaking I Uh, since I am on a lovely vacation from work, so I decided to go on a venture. Well I wouldn't say morning, but it was. It was tennish, still warning time. What's waffle house? To get somebody eat?

2:20 And I was turning down that road to go behind waffle house, and I guess I gassed it too much and I started the fish tail. I was like, what the heck? For those of you that don't have a waffle house, that's kind of like a spa for for us guys, it's it's pretty it's pretty awesome. I feel like waffle house is a very common place now. I think it should be if they're not. Actually okay, So waffle houses are national. And one of the reasons why I know that is is that there is the they use the waffle house factor when talking about natural disasters. Waffle house factor. Yes, okay, I have to know.

3:08 I'm okay. So in case you weren't aware, there's a couple there's a couple of things about waffle House that a lot of people don't know. And it seems incredibly far affetched, but it's true. All right, So a waffle house, if it if there's a natural disaster, yeah, what their menu is decides how bad the event was okay, So if they if they have a full menu, it's at this tier right of badness for the for the I feel like Mike camera's off still, but this is the this is the tier badness. Right. I'm not excly sure what the levels are, but I do know that once once running water has ceased to exist, the waffle house menu drops to what they can make without running water. And also does the badness of the disaster go up right a waffle house. A waffle house can be ran remotely ignificant. It can be assembled in twenty four hours in catastrophic areas, So say like like Katrina, you know they could they could basically fly in a waffle house with helicopters air dropp a waffle house.

4:32 Not only that, there are waffle house employees that are taught to be paratroopers. Dude, get the fuck out of here. I'm not even fucking with you. Wow. Waffle house employees, some of them are taught how to parachute there there go through a parachute school because in the event of emergencies, if there's a waffle house there and nobody can get to it and you need to feed people, Yeah, waffle house works with FEMA because a propane tank can run a waffle house. They can run their coolers off of propane tanks because propane is also a refrigerant. Wow, I think we got a cash drophic disaster happening with Tyler right now. Yeah. I'm just keep picturing them in their fucking uniforms, just fucking jumping out of a plane, speaking, chairs out of the air, trying to hold the way down, trying to hold the paper hat as they come down, holding the holding the waffle maker so their arms as they flay down. If the waffle house in the disaster area isn't open, that is the highest level of disaster. Yeah. It's pretty crazy, isn't it. Wow. So you guys out there listing, you've probably just learned this for the first time, just like us maybe, but that you'll think twice before you talk shit to a waffle house waitress.

5:58 Huh. The waffle house index is what it's known as. Okay, so I'm going to read this directly, all right, all right? The waffle house index is an informal measure of a storm severity and its effect on the community based on the status of the waffle house restaurants in the area. It has five levels. I'm sorry three levels. There was five numbers. Sorry about that. It has three levels green, yellow, and red, indicating full menu, limited menu, and closed, respectively. FEMA and emergency responders use the index to assess the damage of a storm on the scale of the assistance needed for recovery. Waffle House has a reputation for being well prepared for disasters, staying open or reopening quickly. The index is coined by FEMA administrator in twenty eleven after the Joplin tornado. Wow. Yeah, Now, I just keep thinking, like, what are that. I don't know what to say. That's amazing. I just keep thinking, seeing it's like your waffle house, like like like helicopters with cables holding a fucking waffle house fluting through the air kind of how I pictured it. Yeah, yeah, I mean they can bring in a waffle house. It's it's aluminum frames and glass, you know. And if the place is that bad off, you don't even need the glass. You can just bring the aluminum framing and set it down and slide the equipment under the roof and you got a wolf hole. You can build a waffle house in a tent Wow. It's literally a propane flat

7:28 iron grill. You know, it's just a grill and then the coolers. Everything can run off a generators and propane. Not shitting on waffle else. But that's kind of like what it is is breakfast in a tent. It's like breakfast in a car wash. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm surprised you guys weren't wear that one. I yeah, I didn't. I never knew that. I just I don't know. I just thought that they were like I of all the people like places that make breakfast, I feel like that one is like it's the oddest one to have so much business because I'm not like their breakfast is not great, but it's still like I feel like it's reasonably prized for what you get. I would agree with that. That's awesome. I saw a meme there that says that it was from Florida.

8:33 It says, we don't worry about hurricanes until waffle House closes. H Yeah. And I think waffle House is one of the only businesses that stays open, like I guess, I mean, I want to retail, I will not retail. It's one of the businesses that stays open during the holidays like Christmas. Yea, like they actually are open on fucking Christmas and most of the fucking places like closed down. Yeah that's oh, I'm just mind blowing. That's a I'm about to I'm about to give the wolf of House index card to us. Oh cool, there you go. Wow. So if it hits red, yep, it's bad. Yea. Yeah. Hash browns No, no, smothered hash browns. What's smothered again? Isn't that with chili? I thought so? Covered? His cheese covered? Is discovered chunks is with ham smothered, smothered his onions un chunked his ham? Wait maybe not? I know. I know covered for sure because I got it covered with cheese. I get a country countries with gravy smothered chunk. I always

10:05 uh, I always get the breakfast bowl. Yeah, I get like the sausage, bacon and eggs and then hash browns and then I tell him to put my biscuits and gravy on top because I like to like dig to get to the stuff. All right, So it is smothered and onions covered, and cheese chunked and ham diced and tomatoes peppered. Would have palapenos capped with mushrooms, topped with chili and all the way. And the one that's not on the menu is Country. But if you order Hash Brown's Country, it's the gravy from the biscuits and gravy. Oh shit, sounds good. I think. I think I I inadvertently have mine Country. Every time I go there, they have Are you like they have a bowl like cut like a m yeah bowl now yeah, yeah, I haven't seen like like I solid.

10:56 I recognized that when I went there with my son a couple of weekends. Back. Welcome back to your Kentucky waffle House files, dude. I did not expect any saying that I was going to go to waffle house that it would turn into I wouldn't say a conspiracy, but something. It is interesting. Now, that's interesting pretty well to throw on the show. That's what collector of useless knowledge. I'm telling you that is. That is interesting. I don't see it like in a natural disaster. I feel like that's a that's a that's an index I need to know. Thank you. I appreciate you showing that to us and our you know, not only that it's if there is a disaster, just know that waffle House does its absolute best to to feed the community. So if you can get to it, that's pretty awesome. There's food that's awesome right there. Yeah, the fact that they're willing to, like, you know what, we're fucking staying now.

11:54 If it's you know, if it's yellow, you're not going to get waffles. Green means full menu, So yellow is when the water is not running anymore, so you can get like sausage, eggs, things like that. Essentials actually get behind that. I don't really I don't really go for waffles. To be honest, guys like I like them. I'm not saying I don't like them. I just usually when I go there, I offended Tyler here. It's really it's it's apparently personal. I don't really like hate waffles or anything. I love waffles, but it's it's like, when I go there, I always order this big gass breakfast bowl and there's no fucking way I can eat a waffle after I finish it. Okay, So if we're talking waffle House and I'm gonna offend Tyler here on this one. Yeah, I've probably been to waffle House two hundred times three sober, and I always get the All Star. Yeah, and I never get the waffle. I always get biscuits and gravy. Yeah, I've never loved biscuits and gravy.

13:07 I've never once had a waffle house waffle. Yeah, I've had them, I just never I've never once had a waffle house waffle. I've never tasted one. I've never ordered one. I've never had been seating at a table with somebody that ordered one. I love waffles. I eat waffles here all the time. Yeah, we have waffle backers too. Yeah, never had a waffle house waffles. Okay, I will say this, They're waffles are not special. But I just I thought you guys were kind of taking a crap on my said waffles. Oh not at all. I feel personally attacked, if that's right here to attest that there's not much ferried out there that they I just shit on, you know. I will say this, I don't like pancakes. Wobbles are superior to pancakes and everywhere. Yeah, I don't. I don't know. I don't know. If it's let's just go ahead and get him out of here before he says anything else bad that you might have to take. Take it back later. You know what I mean.

14:13 We don't want to make regrets here by saying fad stuff about you almost said something terrible about pancakes. I wanted to just go ahead and nix that before we regret anything. You know, I'm not regretting shit. Fuck pancakes. That's just terrible. That's just that's terrible. We just get fuck anyway. Jesus see. I come into this thinking I didn't even have a news story, and I had a fifteen minute segment on well that's awesome. Yeah.

14:56 I didn't know that. I could tell by Tyler's reaction, and he'd never heard of that before either. So that was freaking dieing because I kept thinking that they're just skydiving in like this. I'm gonna get you, you fucking waffles the hurricane. Ye bring the waffle house inad keep thinking of like an Air Force carrier and stuff. Go ahead, bulldos off that fucking dollar general. Just stick it right, there, be fine, Another world sprout up in a couple of days. Don't worry about it. Yeah, well, you know what. The one good thing about dollar generals in a in a natural disaster is though, what, well, a hurricane hits a Dollar General. Afterwards, everybody goes back to see the damage in the store.

15:46 Nobody can tell it's it's just as unpacked as it was before. It's fine. I always pictured a Dollar enroll like a like a hydra with one goes down to takes his place. Yeah, yeah, you cut the head off, and another one sprouts out. Yeah true, man, it's true. I don't know. I kind of got a little bit of a snide remark from a Dollar General employee one day. Really, yeah, it was weird. They were like, like most people that know me, gotta you you by now if you know, if you're a friend of ours and you listen to this, and I know these guys already know, but if what is he what is he fucking saying there watching you? Mister? Well, when you come at me with a snide remark, you never know how many years I've been waiting for you to say it. I kinda I kind of live for that ship, you know what I mean. I enjoy it. I like when somebody flips me some good shit. So this person says to me, yeah, I just I just got down doing a big job. Right.

17:08 So we were taking our lunch, so we were sitting there and we were eating our lunch and we're about to go in and take care of this dollar general, you know what I mean. And this person says, what are y'all on break? Like, yeah, hold up my sandwich. Yeah, And then they said, man, we should trade jobs. And they kind of had that like, you know, not not like man, we should trade jobs. It was more of a we should trade jobs. You know that what somebody says that to you? And I said, fuck, I'd probably be really good at receiving trucks and never unpacking them. And then it came out before I even knew I said it. I was like, oh shit, how long have I been saving that one? They're like a little plant, you know, you plan them and they're like right underneath the soil and that's a fucking succulent because you don't even to water it. Yeah, it's okay, it's like, here's the soil. And I played the little seated there like whenever it happens. And then somebody says something that waters and it's like, just like that, it's a magic it's beautiful for my next trick. Yeah, it was pretty funny, though I didn't take any offense to it. Hopefully that person didn't either, but if they did, you know, fuck it. Sorry it happens. Mhm. I hope that

18:44 we don't offend anybody on our show, but I feel like there's probably I know, we offend YouTube a lot, don't. I don't know why. Yeah, to a disclaimer here, like, I'm not talking shit about every single Dollar General one in particular. So if you work at Dollar General, don't. Yeah, don't take offense to it. Unless you're the person I'm talking about. Then yeah, I guess too late. Now, Oh man, we got anything weird to talk about? Guys, you can want to go into that or I got one thing. I can't believe that we haven't really heard about it. I it just came out, just came out on National Geographic. Uh, let me share my screen and we'll watch a little video with all you guys. Hey, video time, video time. We get to take a nap and have a juice box. This is like when they roll a TV in the classroom. I'm back in the day when I used to do that. I was just I was just about to say, it's like you showed your age right there napping a juice box. No, when they roll the TV in Oh, yeah, like I I remember those days, the honey me saying that, didn't I love that? You called me honey? The large amounts of gray and my beard showed my age before

20:14 I said anything. Ah, hair, I mean, any you guys seeing that? Yeah, okay, he sta moon. Sometime in the evening hour, I'll get up a call from a guard upstairs. He tells me that there are strange lights flying over the facility. They're looking at reddish orange, glowing pulsating light. It's hovering just above the front gate. And he pointed with his arms and he says it was right out there, hovering, motionless and without sound. They did think that there was a solid object within the light, sort of oval shaped. I kind of dismissed. I even said, you mean like UFOs, And God laughed and even he said, well, they're not airplanes, sir. About five minutes later, he calls back and he's screaming into the phone. Now he's very frightened. He's babbling.

21:17 He said he's got all the guards out there with their weapons drawn, and they wanted orders on what to do. I told him make sure nothing enters the fenced area. When I hung up the phone. I thought we were under attack by who or what. I had no idea. And then were good bills and whistles going off at our control panel and we could see the lights going from green to red all across the board, meaning the missiles were inoperable. Now, if the president ain't given the order to launch the missiles, we could not have launched them. Wow, okay, uh, give me one second. I got the thing still going in my ear. Okay.

22:11 There was a couple other people in that video, but the main person that they talked to was a former shoot hold on, let me find his name. Yeah, former United States Air Force Captain Robert Sells Cells. Uh he this happened in March twenty fourth, nineteen sixty seven. And I'm it doesn't disclose where it is because I'm just like it was an act of base Yeah. Uh so uh that was like they said that they found like they sold these lights in the sky. The people that were above, he was below, like it was down in there. He It wasn't like he could just walk up the stairs and like look outside. They he was down in a bunker. Yeah, it was that type of facility. So he only had people outside like they had people looking at the perimeter, and they somebody kept like I think if you heard that, they thought they saw us shape inside the lights, and even the person that saw the lights were like, oh yeah, like there's no sound like they're like these are not moving like any like like aircraft that we have, Like there's like there's stuff. And

23:42 then that's when he actually told them, He's like this, hey, He's like, what should we do. It's like and get like it's like basically, engage if they come across the fence. Don't do anything unless they come across the fence. So and I think later reading into that, the thing basically like I don't know if it was a coincidence, but like they were saying their missile systems were going offline. Yeah, so that was there was ten ten missiles that went offline. They didn't. He goes to say that none of them were damaged. There was nothing that like screwed it up.

24:26 They were just off Yeah. I wonder, Like I mean, I wonder because the way they make it sound, it's like, Okay, where are the missiles independent of each other? Or were they in an array? You know what I mean? Yeah, I didn't that makes a big difference there. I mean, you got two five missile arrays and they both go out, Well, only two things went out. Still weird. It seemed like though that there was individual lights. It was across the board, ten individual lights. I would imagine. I mean, I'm you know, I am from the Department of Redundancy department according to my tagline. But I would say that there are redundancies in place. Yeah, you know, so I would say that all ten would be independent. You know. Yeah, that changes things a little bit because ten individual you know, subsystems. Yeah, ten individual fail safes. I mean, uh, he goes, Yeah, he did go to say that he signed a nondisclosure agreement about the situation. It was noted it was told to the public that there was some type of test or some failed system that happened with the the missiles, but nothing was said about what was all that night. But apparently he kept quiet of it for

25:56 twenty seven years. In something they should light onto all of it, like, because there was two occurrences that he said, but only one was released. There was also a recent legislative acts to remove uh what do you call him NDA's I think it's the word for the terms. Yeah, non discuss in regards to UAPs, unidentified flying vehicles, unidentified flying objects of any sort. Uh. There was some kind of legislative act that was put in put into play that grants uh, kind of like a you're good if you have information, come forward, you know what I mean, Like your doesn't matter anymore. You're not breaking any rules. Yeah, I'm sure somebody has went to some of those people and said, that doesn't mean you should want to know less. You want to take a trip to the circus. Yeah, yeah, you don't want to go to the circus dea the nobody comes back from. Yeah, it is interesting. I've heard I've heard that rumor before though about the you know that weapons being disabled and things like that. Yeah.

27:18 What was interesting to me was this description of the of the lights itself, the reddish Well this is yeah, this it's basically secondhand because he's not the one he said he never saw anything. This was coming from the guard that was seeing it outside and he said it was a reddish orange pulsating light. Yeah, and they still said that there was a shape. Some context of that, I think is that if you're a guard sitting outside and you're commanding officers asking you questions. You're not gonna sit there and make shit up, because if you did, you're it's a big ass shit you're gonna be it's a big fucking trouble. Yeah, And I just seriously doubt anybody is willing to do that for the sake of a UFO story. Yeah, especially like being I know, even people in the military will say that they screw around, they mass around, they make jokes. They're just people just like us, like that, we're weird, we do dumb things. But I feel like there's a level of security here that it's like you're at a nuclear missile base, right if you try to make a joke about somebody potential threat coming to a bit like a base like that, Yeah, I get.

28:41 I get where Denny's coming from on that. Like, I don't think somebody would take that. I feel like there's times to screw around and there's times that you absolutely do not screw around. And that seems like one, you know, potential enemy. I can only imagine the guard actually being kind of freaked out, like everybody, Yeah, it's about to happen. Yeah, Like on top of the fact that not knowing what it was, but potential like where he was, like being at that place, like being that scared, like, dude, like I'm at a missile basis. Yeah, somebody would target this. So having that adrenaline of being on the east like saying like, oh shit, we might be at tech, like being a tech and then on top of it, after calling like him calling back to his commanding officer and saying like what should I do and him saying like engage if they like come into the fence line, and that would fucking scared the shit out of me. Go shit, like yeah, I'd probably be like like, oh fuck, here we go, Here we go. I'm curious to see how much more is going to come out? Yeah, you know, like we know this is just scratching the surface. Well there this all this was made on National Geographic, a show called UFO Investigating the Unknown. So okay with with NA Geo? Have they went down the rabbit hole that is like the History Channel where you can't believe anything they say anymore? Or are

30:15 they still so much staying true to form? It's TV, so it's it's hard it's hard to believe anything that's on TV because it's bar none. No matter if it's on TV, it's for entertainment, Like they might throw facts out there here and there, like something that will get you thinking about what's going on out there. But no matter what, they might embellish some shit. It's just like any like bio picture that you see about somebody, they never get ring true to like a hundred or fact because there could have been something that happened that somebody could get vilified for, Like somebody could get shame for doing something or this or that and the other thing. That's why I think like TV's such a hard, hard put like place to nat GEO used to be, like you could trust them. Well, I feel like that's because they were only dealing in like natural like stuff like animals and nature and shit like that, Like why would you lie about any of that kind of stuff going on? Right? Like that makes no sense, Like Nagio used to be on PBS, you know. So that's where I'm like, are they still reliable? I think I think back then they were. Natio was they were conveying the information that they had at hand as up to date as possible about old life in the environment, you know, right, But you know, like with with History Channel when they had the what was it the

31:45 Mermaid documentary and then the Dragon documentary. Yeah, you know, those were mockumentaries and they actually got I believe History got in trouble for the Mermaid one because they tried to portray it as true. Yeah, but if you look up the IMDb on it, everybody and it was an actor. Yeah, you know, so that's something you could do, is you could look up the IMDb on that. That's kind of that's kind of I mean, it's it's it's like the reality TV revolution. Yeah, you know, that changed the way all of these shows format it because reality TV is super cheap to make. You can embellish the hell out of it, just like a lot of other things, and then it sells. Yeah, it's and sensationalized.

32:34 So they might have a lot of educational programming, but there's also that that idea that they would throw in something, embellish the fucking hell out of it and then use it to sell air time. You know. And that's another thing too, Like you're talking about reality TV, do you guys remember a TV show back in the day called The Joe Schmo Show Sass from Me but I can't remember. It's basically okay, you guys heard of Big Brother or the World and stuff like that. It's basically it tapes everybody's lives. They do little games and stuff and they try to win a prize at the end of the thing. Yeah, but the whole thing was premised around one guy, the Joe Schmid, like they called him the Joe Schmilo. Heause the average dude, and they were trying to put him. Everybody else on the show was trying to win, but they were all actors, actor and actresses, but this one guy. So basically it was a huge prank on this one dude thinking that he was on a game show trying to win something, but it was all just to put him awkward positions. Let's say, that's shitty. It was like, it almost feels like the Truman Show. Yeah, it technically is. That's like wholeheartedly, it's like the Truman Show, Like, wow, that's fairly totally screw this guy. Or but at the like at the end, like they it was weird. But I don't want to go into that because that's not what I was trying to get it.

34:06 But it shows that's you can believe anything around you, like a TV show. If they never said one word about that being it was a prank on this guy. I don't think anybody would have recognized, yeah, it being anything different from regular reality TV. I yeah, I'm behind that. I think that's that's reasonable. Yeah, yeah, I feel like that's what we have we have a problem with right now. It's like trying to figure out what's fact and fiction because it's really hard. Like, dude, I can I still cannot believe the waffle house in decks that that has still boggled like mind blowing to me. Yeah, like, but that's the that's the case.

35:00 Like those types of things like when you talk like, oh my god, you're really saying that the for national disasters fucking wobble houses up on there like to help people out and shit like actually actually looking up they're called the Jump Team. Yeah, that made like I do you could not like if you told somebody, like told somebody that tomorrow, they're like you fuck you, Like yeah, like they wouldn't believe you. You know. It's kind of it's kind of why um honestly, it's it's why I'll watch documentaries. But there's certain documentarians that I'm interested in, and you can always follow their work in other fields, you know, and you could kind of establish like, is this person you know, reliable as a good investigator, you know what I mean? Yea, And certain documents, certain certain documentarians are they have a what do you call it, a legitimacy there. They have a good like moral standing, they have a good background, and when they go into fields of like the unknown, they're also kind of committing career suicide.

36:13 So there's a few of them out there, you know, Like James Fox. Yeah, the dude literally could have just lived his life doing documentaries on all kinds of stuff. He just happened to take on the South American UFO, you know, and he went there. His objective was to disprove it and to prove that it's it's a collective phenomenon where people want to embellish it. But the longer he was there and he talked to the people, especially like seeing you know, video, seeing pictures, seeing evidence, he came back like, no, something was fucking there. Something happened, And unfortunately he was kind of shit on, you know a little bit for it, you know what I mean. But to this day he stands as the ground and he even says he's like, I didn't need to make this, but people need to know. Yeah, he's like there's something crazy going on and we don't understand it, you know. But I hate, like I hate that type of shit, like when somebody actually truly it's trying to find answers, even if it is fake or not. Yeah, they don't. You don't. You don't see that on PRONTI like prontime TV anymore. You don't see you won't see that at all, but you see all these other TV shows. I'm sorry. I if anybody out there listening, finding Bigfoot is

37:45 garbage, It's like, I'm sorry, Like like why the cast of the show, Well I agree with you, Yeah, Like I don't, but I would if you like go back and do some diligence on it. Like I made fun of Bobo as much as anybody because they portrayed him as dumb. But if you actually go and listen to his show, his podcast and Beyond or something, all right, something like that, Yeah, he's actually dude. He's sharp as attack and he'll straight up like he'll throw the Discovery under the bus like that, and he straight up says like he's like dude, people were telling us like where they saw stuff but Discovery wouldn't let us go there. They wanted us to go here. They want us to go here. You know, it looks better here, and that it's it's more compelling here. He's like, but they said it was up there, we should go there. He's like, can they cut cut things up and put it out of context? You know so bad? So like like, well let's put it that way, Like, okay, I won't shoot on the people that did the show, but it's TV when you when you go from TV, Like it's like if us, like if this show got picked up from some TV show, I don't know why, but you do you think they would ever let us talk about any of the stuff that we do.

39:15 I'm pretty sure that the things we say, yeah, it's probably why we wouldn't have a television show. And that's okay, Yeah, it's okay. But that's the kind of thing is that we we would have a leash shoved up our ass. It's like, shit, we already have a leash shoved up our ass with YouTube trying to censor us because stuffitely we try, like we we didn't even say, they just assumed that we said it. Do your worst YouTube. Yeah, I got something. I got something here for you, guys. I've been sitting on it for a couple episodes. I did. I got a letter here. Okay, it's it's it's part one of hopefully more to come. UM. The one thing I did was is because the person who wrote it was a friend, a close friend of my family's. UM. I changed a lot of things, Okay, I changed their names. All right. I will tell you all out there where it happened, not precisely, I'll give you the state. Okay, this happened in Arizona. Okay. So if anybody in Arizona, if you have seen or heard of anything like this, please email us or hit us up on Facebook, or go to our website. Just get it to us as fast as you can. Okay. So, if you guys are ready for this

40:47 one, I would like to present to you this, this first part that she sent me here. Okay. You gotta bear with her a little bit too. It takes her takes her a bit to kind of remember the story, how it happened, how it laid out in the beginning. This is an ongoing thing. That's that's kind of an important factor here. I've never heard anything like it before. So here we go. All right, it's kind of long, so sorry. Yeah, Denny, I've known you for a long time. This is a really hard letter for me to write.

41:28 Or I guess it's an email, huh it is. Yes, As you know, we were planning to retire out west for most of our working life. Well, the day had come and earlier than we thought. We were so excited that we couldn't believe it. We told our kids, both growed up and married off living their lives, we were going to go for it. Of course they protested. Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure they did. You know, nobody wants their parents to just whatever. We found a plot of acreage, took the city out for privacy, our county, i should say, and we decided that we loved it. It was absolutely beautiful.

42:10 This land stretches for miles and miles, it seems like, but it's about one hundred and one hundred and fifty acres to be true. The house was small, but nice, and it's comfortable, not too much to take care of. That was a major concern of ours when we were looking. We didn't want to retire straight into another full time job of taking care of a house. Too big for us. Sorry, there's some of this I didn't really read. I just went for names and removed them. A small A nice small house with an extra bedroom and a basement with my washer and dryer or the although, if I'm being honest, I'd prefer if those were on the living floor, because I get stick sick of the stairs. She put a little ha ha there after that one's I get that, though, you know my wife has said the same thing before. I can't confirm two story house. Yeah, well, I guess I should get on with it.

43:10 You've been so patient with me. The first light we saw was in two thousand and seven. I can't remember the month, but it wasn't terribly hot yet outside it's still comfortable. We noticed the glare was on the horizon. We didn't really think much of it at the time. If I'm being honest, The sun glares like that time to time, so who cares. It wasn't until later that night when we noticed that not only was the light still on the horizon, but it was brighter than it was earlier. The intenseness of it seemed like the light was moving towards us. But I know now that it probably wasn't It just sat there like it was on the ground at the very edge of the property. Well watched it for a while.

44:00 We decided it wasn't much of a big deal, and we turned in, turned in good means to go to bed for those that you know, I'm sure everybody knows that one, right they should. We got up early the next day, and I don't know why I did it, but I wanted to see if it was still there. So I ran down and I looked, and it wasn't. Okay, okay. That was enough for me to say, oh well, and I decided that I guess it moved on and we should probably move on with ourselves too. Well, that's what I thought that evening. That light was there, all right, but this time it was above our barn, and it was about one hundred feet from our house.

44:50 It was like the sun stopped in to visit us. I yelled for my husband at the top of my lungs, and he came running. He thought something got into the barn. We both stood there, stunned, this huge ball of light just sitting there. Sometimes it's white, sometimes it's orange, just red, but it's sitting there like it's nobody's business. My husband said, what then the blue fuck is that? Oh? Sorry, I know this is serious, but I have her voice in my head right now.

45:30 Is with a problem here? Okay, she's in my head and I hear I'm hearing this. She goes on to say, pardon, pardon my language. Here's the thing. I can't, for the life of me remember going to bed that night, but we both did. I think we woke up the next day, both of us couldn't understand what had happened. We were trying to decide if we should go look closer at it, and that was that. I know, this is insane. God, I know, I've had many days trying to decide if we moved out here just to lose our damn minds. The dreams we started having were unreal, and they started immediately after that. Now these aren't nightmares. Now, don't get in ahead of yourself. These are just dreams. And the dream there was this being and we just called him one. We just called it one. Sorry, there was apparently multiples, but this was the only one that was speaking to us. He it or I don't know how to say it, began to explain to us that they were hiding out and refueling. They had to make a far trip and had things that they needed to do, and they couldn't afford to run out of gas, so to speak. I remember in my dream, I said, I remember in my dream. He said, sorry's

47:02 a little punctuation things going on here. I won't hurt you, none of us will. We never hurt anything. Don't be afraid. Well, for however weird this sounds, I believed it. I wasn't afraid. I'm still not afraid, Denny. I've had multiple talks with one, and it's always in my dreams, and I've asked if we could meet, but one always says it's probably not a good idea or too different, and it might be dangerous for you to meet us. Denny. I tell you what, I don't think they breathe the same stuff we do. Our oxygen is probably too high or something crazy. I think they filter it through something and make it suitable for them, and they seem to gather up resources that we overlook in their own words. Okay, so let's keep going. Two thousand and eight, this had been going on for five months. The dreams came maybe once a month, if they happened at all. Both me and name removed for privacy. Shit, I missed one, all right, Both me and husband had them. How's that? I'll leave it that we both had the same dreams with different conversations. However, we were also allowed to hear each other's conversation that they were having. I don't know how to explain that one better.

48:36 I already knew what his dream was, and he knew mine. It was like we were in a place, a club or a bar, and we were overhearing different conversations, but we knew all of the conversations that were happening well hand on the Bible. By two thousand and nine, we had a pile of notebooks. We'd written down everything. We have so much information that we didn't know if it was important or if it's not, but we thought, hell, we'd better start writing. One said that they have a moon that's almost perfectly eclipsed by their sun. This caused I think I read it wrong. I'm sorry. It looks like she's saying that the moon has perfectly eclipsed their son. Wow. She says that caused a lot of problems for them. Apparently their sun only hits their planet every so often, and it's not very direct. Most of the time. It's really dim, not like nighttime, but just dim. They love plants, They're so interested and they love how they grow. Sorry, I'm retracking because I'm trying to make sure I'm reading it right. Although I think they believe plants are overabundant due to the unbroken sunlight on our planet. I remember asking them if they were

50:06 really there, and if it wasn't just a dream, and if they would just show themselves in the light again. That very next day, the light was over our house for about five minutes before it just took off straight upward. My husband wanted to take a four wheeler and ride out to the spot where we first saw the light. I didn't think that was a good idea, but he seems to think that they are looking out for us. I probably sound like a broken record. Hell, I probably sound like just a crazy person. You know. I grew up in the church, Denny, and you know I pray before bed every night. I still pray for folks. I prayed for our visitors too. I hope they make it safely back and forth. I think they are familiar with the same God that we are.

50:54 When I asked them that if they believed in God, they gave me the feeling of humor. I didn't hear them laugh. They just made me feel it. It's like they know more about that subject than I'll ever understand. They answered that one finally gave me was God is a when and a why not? Or who? Or what? God can't explain anything to you or us. I guess any they're still working on that one too, I don't know. They told me that they haven't been visiting for very long. They also work in shifts. Three or four of them will operate in a system. She's got that in quotation for maybe ten to twenty years. Before they switch out. A new crew will come in and take over. They study everything. They are fascinated by plant life and anything that eats plants they're interested in. In twenty ten, we saw the craft crystal Clear. We thought it was a ball of light at first, but as it got closer, it revealed itself to be a giant black triangle. I heard you all describe it once or twice on your show. As soon as I heard you say it, I got cold chills right down my spine. It looked like that just like you said, it was dark even during the night. During the day it's blue sometimes white. I'd never heard that before. It's almost

52:31 like this, think and hide in plain sight. They're like turkey hunters. Oh sorry, they're like them turkey hunters. I think or them deer hunters. They camouflage and study. I think of them like birdwatchers. Sometimes maybe we're the birds ha ha, Yeah, maybe we are. I don't know. We have a lot of animals on the farm, and I will put my hand on that Bible again and tell you that, yes, animals have disappeared before, but my animals also turn up a day or two later, right back in their pen where they were taken from. And it's they're not distressed, they're not upset, and they're not hurt. It's like nothing happened.

53:16 And I did tell one I would appreciate it if you would ask. I never got a reply for that one. Okay. The next part I will say to you you probably shouldn't have on the show. I'm probably gonna have to leave this part out, guys. Okay, um, I'm not going to give the details of this one, guys, because the husband is really nervous about this, but I'm gonna say gifts were left. I'm gonna leave it at that. I'll tell you guys after the show. Husband is very paranoid about this. We do have proof, and we're going to bring it to you. One did not give us an explanation for this, Denny.

54:19 We've never seen an alien. I want you to know that we've never seen it, but we are pretty sure that one is not human. The feeling I get is very logical, like if you were talking to a computer. I felt like I could I get the feeling I get because it's hard to translate back and forth. Oh, I see what she's saying. She's saying that she gets that feeling because it's hard, like the words are coming back kind of you know, back and forth, kind of robotic sounding. I guess I have a thousand ideas for this, but I don't know if any of them are right. This is very frustrating at Danny. The reason we're so paranoid is because we've had other visitors show up here. Not those kinds. These kinds show up in suits. Official guys. We are very remote, to say the least, but they come asking questions and we feel very very unease about it. They asked us if we knew anything about military exercises. There ain't no bases out here, Danny, it's very odd.

55:31 Okay, I'm gonna write more soon, and we're trying to figure out if we can stop when we visit our kids. What did I do here? I'm sorry, Oh, I say it's I'm reading it. There's like extra odds everywhere. I'm gonna remove that. That's my fault. Probably I'll write more soon. I'm trying to figure out a way to get the notebooks to you safely. We want you to see them just in case. That's all I got for this one. Guys. Um, there's a there's a paragraph in here I'm not going to reveal because I want to respect their wishes.

56:14 But hopefully when they bring the things that they're wanting to bring for me to see, hopefully we'll have more to reveal there. But a while back, I made a comment, I know I said this before. I made a comment about I have to imagine that someone out there has made contact, and she responded to that, all right. I would vouch for these folks because I've known them since I was little, You know what I mean? I can't imagine what is actually going on out there. I can't imagine their experiences.

56:57 To be honest with you, Gause, I'm still kind of in a uh. I don't know what the right way to put it is, but it's really hard for me to react to this one because I'm kind of close to it. I don't know how to dissect it fairly, right without offending a very very close friend. Yeah, right, to be honest, my gut, my gut, And you know, the love I have for family is she told me she saw something, and God damn it, she saw it. You know, she never lied to me before. I don't think she would now. Yeah, whatever, whatever this thing is, you know, it started with a light, a bright light. It ended in a triangle. Some of the information in it was interesting to me. Was the triangle changing colors. Yeah, that that caught my ear, Yeah, which I remember heard, right? I mean you think about it though, Like take an apex predator, like a shark. Their bellies are white so that they're not easily seen from below, yeah, and they're gray on top so they're not easily seen from above. Right, it might be camouflage. That's kind of that's that's kind of how I looked at it. You know, if you if you wanted to blend them with the clouds, what color or did you paint your plane? Yeah? I mean something that reacts to to

58:31 the you know, light around it. Yeah, that's gonna work. Yeah, you know, thank you Hattie, my wife bringing me food? Who would you get? Uh? Got some? We got some wendies. Oh, some chili? All right, little freckle bitches love it then? All right? Kay? So yeah, I don't know, it's really interesting. All right. I don't know. I don't know where to begin with it. Yeah, I just don't understand why. Oh sorry, go ahead, go ahead. The only thing I was like a little like wanting the question is that I know that is why was the one the one the like they called the one? Why was why is he the like he or whatever it was? Uh, the only one talking to them? Like is that the way that they do things? That's why I like, I don't I don't get that, Like I don't know. Like and the thing of it is is like not trying to like offend anybody, but yeah, like what is about some of these people that's have these experience? Why does this they they will never show themselves, like they won't fucking land an aircraft in the middle

1:00:07 of like New York. And I think I've said this before, but they will choose random people, random people, uh, just to talk to or abduct or just that that like, what are the what are the characters that they look for in the person to talk to that they feel that they could give their like their knowledge to it in a way. Yeah, that's what, Like I want to believe, Like I want to believe it's more of a genuine heart, just like how like she was saying in her things, she prays for everybody, and she prays for these people like these beings, And I feel like it's more of a genuine It's like she she literally she brought like her beliefs into the whole thing, but she still gave love to something that she didn't know, she couldn't explain. Yeah, she's she's always going to so And I feel like that, like that might I feel like that might be the reason. Like that's my from looking from the outside in and seeing like hearing about all these encounters and abductions, a lot of these people seemed pretty people. Honestly, that part really got me a little bit was you know what when she actually asked them about it, you know that that the answer was kind of interesting to me. Uh yeah, I scroll

1:01:39 back through It was it God is not who or what? It's a why and when? Yeah, that that was interesting to me too. Um to touch on what you were saying, Tyler, I think it's a firepower thing, you know, like firepower. What do you mean? Well, if you were a starship captain so to speak, and you were running low on fuel and you needed to fill up, would you pick on a planet, the most heavily populated area with lights and possible military force, or would you go somewhere remote? Yeah, okay, I'll get that. But then going back to what we just sold, like what I was talking about earlier about that missile base. Yeah, say, okay, maybe they this craft wasn't low on fuel, but what was their purpose? Maybe that was well, I took a wrong turn, wrong turn in Albuquerque? Right for first day with my CDLs. What year was that event? Nice? That's one the one he was talking about, the original one? He Yeah, the one Tyler brought up. I'm sorry that was hold on, let me make sure I have the It was on March twenty fourth, nineteen sixty seven. Okay,

1:03:14 so relatively early on. Um, maybe they didn't know what underground military bases were. I don't know. We're speaking completely and hypothetical. Yeah yeah, yeah. But then to have something turned off, like something significant as missile systems turn off, that I just feel like that, like that, like I can, I can grasp around coincidence, but it's odd that they were there and that happened. If they said, like yeah, like if they said like months back that they've had problems where their ship will just turn off, then I would say, Okay, they are not linked at all, but it would still be weird, right, But that's what I'm saying.

1:04:04 It's like and like the like them having such a they love plants or the things that eat the plants, like they need they need something. They need plants, they need something they can grow with little sunlight. M hm. Maybe that's it. Maybe maybe that's like one of the things they need when maybe maybe that's why they're here. Well yeah, like because if your if your planet is you have a sun m but your moon is almost covering it, you know, and that would be like a tidal locked moon.

1:04:45 Our moon could have done that because if you look at how it's title locked to us, it's it's front facing us at all times. It still rotates. But could you imagine if it was locked in such a way that we were going around, you know, the sun, with a with a moon in between us and the sun. That would significantly change everything. Maybe that's it. I mean, they're looking for plants that are able to survive a low light I literally just was on a website looking at plants in low light, like what plants arrive? You know, But that's probably not probably way off, but I wouldn't say you're way off. But that's like putting the pieces together from what we heard from the story. But then on the other side of it, it's like, Okay, if we can find said, uh said, like planet that has a sun with a moon like that, that would be something crazy, like to actually see something like okay, yeah, this moon is casting it's like basically starving this plane of light. Like I don't know how common that is, uh for for a planet. But then like I don't know, like that would what then what are these other visitors like this? Like Okay, we're only talking about this particular visit and

1:06:20 she says that she they work in shifts. Dude, you know what I just thought of? Sorry, Like we're just talking about this particular one, but there's been multiple like times where people were abducted there, like lights in the sky, What were they doing? Are these considered the same type? Like are they the same beings or are they different? Are these totally different people? I really feel like we're the like we're the like the weak kid in gym class that's picked glass, And I feel like there's a interstellar like hot like meeting greet, like they all hang out and stuff and laugh at us or like, hey, they don't know. They think they know, but they don't. Total Futurama there. Yeah, when they go back and figure out the Galileo was a Galileo, No DaVinci. It's right, they figured out da Vinci was an alien and they got here was the Dunce.

1:07:25 Yeah, hey, you guys remember talking about the serpent mounds? Oh my god, what if this is gonna be a stretch? Okay, but what if that bottom one is the planet, and the middle one is a moon, and the top one is the sun and it's a it's a sun that's partially partially eclipsed by a moon. Huh arts an eyeball? I don't know, but I was just there looking at that like like, dude, what if Like what if that was you know, Okay, what if it's a descriptor and that's why it's in the crops? Say, there's another one here that looks like a lot more like an eyeball though, so it kind of throws it all off. That's what I'm saying too, is like why yeah, but I'm just it's just like a person speaking in code and I'm just like, oh my god, just talk to somebody. Just just show yourself.

1:08:32 I'm sorry we put ourselves in stupid situations, but it seems like aliens just don't want to do that. So real quick though, you said the other one looks like an eyeball? Yeah, can you pop it up here real quick? Yeah it's the same one. Okay, it's a it's a better picture of the same one. Yeah. Yeah, I've been grabbit. I should I should have pretty loaded it. I didn't really think. I don't think that they communicate or the communications not as streamlined as we're thinking, though. I don't think it's that is as easy as just like, hey, it's up guys. You know, like, hey, we're we're you know, we're from so and so. We want to check out your plants or you know, stop shooting at us. I just think at that at bottom and kind of look like an eyeball, though I don't know. I mean it could if to us. Yeah, that's the other thing, man, It's like, yeah, we're assuming that their eyes look like our eyes.

1:09:45 It looks it looks yeah, it looks nothing like a spider's eyes. It looks nothing like bees eyes. Yeah, you know, kind of looks like a god eye. Kind of well, I could see that. I don't know. I was just sitting there trying to I'm trying to look look through imagery and I'm like, well, maybe we can find something that cooperating like a reptile. I yeah, I don't know, man, it's weird. M I kind of like, I honestly want to take this and just start start digging. I want to start digging out more. And I'm gonna be scouring for Arizona sightings, trying to find more ship that collaberates with it.

1:10:34 See if I could find more lights in the sky. Shouldn't be too hard nowadays, you know, but there's that one famous one, right the is it Arizona that that happened? Which one the Arizona lights or something. I can't remember that that string of lights the Phoenix lights. Yeah, the Phoenix lights. Yeah, that is an Arizona Yeah only shit, Okay, yep, I gotta I gotta start reading more. Man. I feel like I'm just not like I should know this ship. Yeah. I have a podcast. It talks about weird shit. Yeah, but you never went to podcast in school. That is true. My tag there I dontneath me says it. It's a disclaimer. Tried to get into podcasting school and just didn't make it, and you never you never went to podcasting, so yeah, I don't know. The other thing that was interesting was that twenty years or so they switched cruise. So yeah, like curious about that, Like why yeah, like what like I can't well technically yeah, like that's but she did say like in their things, she didn't think that they breathed our air in that certain way, just like how we can't stay like space station there.

1:12:04 Huh. They're migrant workers. I mean, I'm not being insulting because migrant workers they they go do their job away from home for fifteen twenty years and then come back home. Well, what I was like going off is like, because we personally can't stay out in like space because the like radiation levels, not only that, the lack of gravity. Yeah, because that they say you actually grow like a couple like centimeters the and your advocate. Yeah, like so it's kind of like I want to say, it's probably like that. It's like they can only tolerate this much time on a different planet. I can only imagine what fifteen years in space would do to your internal organs. But if we had artificial gravity, Like if is there anything such as that we have artificial gravity and space? I don't. It's uh, Centrifusius is not that's not within our grasp just yet. Oh it's not okay, Uh, it's it's like the math checks out. Put it that way, like it will work. It's just we're not there. Yeah, everybody on the i SS is floating around. Yeah, how far do you can go in twenty years if you were hauling ass? But now I'm trying to figure out, like where where would they come from? Though, It's

1:13:40 like that's what I like, I'm still like struggling, like Okay, they need to refuel. Hold on a second. That that's another thing, like going back on, like they need to refuel, but they would switch out cruel crews and stuff like that. So are they here for like a reason or is it that they were stranded for a bit there exact like something happened, Like something happened or that croup maybe their tour went a little bit longer than usual because they kind of got stranded. Um So, I don't know. There's a lot of things about this, Like it's not like the story itself that's making me giving me a head scratcher, But it's more along the lines is that I just really want to know what they do. I want to know what the hell they're like, what are what is it they're up to? I'm yeah, I'm sorry cruise. Why do they Why is it you know, every every cup whatever? Why are they so interested in the plant life and things that eat plants? Why? So? One thing, I like, I keep saying that I want to see it, like I want to understand and learn, I want to hear, like I actually want to see an alien. But I do. For a fact, if I saw a fucking alien, I'd probably scream. It's like at the top of my lungs. Oh god, yeah, I can't. I could. I have to imagine that. You probably freaked them out too. Yeah, look

1:15:12 at my face, you know what I mean? Like that's why I did it. Cease here and it's like, yeah, i'd like that's like look in my face, Like that's the reason like half our listeners don't come to YouTube is because of my face. Shame on you out there for that. Yeah, I don't know. I say we do some digging. I got. I'm pretty much cant. I gotta. I have to go. I'm literally falling asleep at the wheel here, guys. I'm so sorry. I am like tired as hell, and uh, I want to dig that's the bad part. I'm frustrated. I want to keep digging and I want to look into this, but I got I got no more steam. I could see it in your face. I'm out of juice. Yep. Tend to refuel. That's what plants crave, that's what they need. They're looking for Grondo. They were looking for. I thought it was Brondo. Brondo, is it? Yeah, I thought it was I thought it was Brondo.

1:16:17 I don't know. I gotta quit making fun of this though, because she she'll smack the shit out of me. I thought you were looking back for her. Yeah, the hell of a reach. Yeah, well yeah, I'm gonna do some digging. I'd like to follow up on. This is maybe the next next episode. Hopefully Hopefulley there's some more. Yeah, hopefully find something, you know. I ne'd be awesome if if she happens right again, But I don't think I'm gonna get one that soon. M unless she's been working her pot off at it, have you, I'd be awesome.

1:16:58 Just kid, take your time. Let's hurt me, all right, you guys have got anything else? I got another? So um you guys out there take every shot. See you guys, that's right. You ahead to do an extra big this bag. I didn't let the band taken it was I'm not I'm not big race you voice. It's very hurtful, upsetting, Josh said for us, let's take this must shop