S330 - Attacked by a gargoyle? Are they among us??

0:00 You are listening to The Kentucky X Files Season three with your hosts Dennis Mays, Tylers Stewarts, and Josh Gibbs. Don't forget to subscribe to us on your YouTube, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also visit us at www dot k y x files dot com. And now on to our show, m h Welcome back, guys to your Kentucky X Files.

1:07 Whoa who Denny's awful excited to day for good reason. I am excited. It's a good day. Yeah, this uh this episode do you want to you want to say? Who? It's officially brought to you by Tyler Rector. Hey, here's your little teeth on that. That's growl at the end there love. I love that growl at the end there, Tie, Yeah, that's right. I'd like to play. Hey we we had a we had a good day yesterday for for band practice. It was it was an eventful day. Our drummer. I can't never I never spend the right way because I feel like I'm going backwards. It's uh yeah yeah, thunder snow, thunder snow. I'd be a terrible weather person. Snow. Yeah.

2:21 So just like take notes from event of white. I know she's not a weather person, but she can display a fucking like the ship on something too. Of these here we get to get wheel back here a little bit of course, catch my headphones. There we go. Look at that. Look at that beautiful sound. That is not that's not CGI, it is real. That's my left ear, my left ear nose all too well. That that's real. Our drummer really likes that symbol right there. No, it's that one I'd be terrible with. This is the base sub So that's the eighteen and I stand here and then eighteens for an hour or two and that and the China symbols over there now, Yeah, the China's not that bad. That eighteen though. God that thing. Wow, I'm gonna put a towel on that thing. I just gonna clamp it on my side so we can't reach it. And he's not lucking, just putting tape under the bottom of it. Like, yeah, here we go. I got symbol mutes somewhere around here. The clamp on rubber ones. Yeah, just take care of that shit. Funny. You just need to keep on handy where you could be like, yeah, keep the strap, keep it on my strap on my guitar and nope, nope, nope, shall not Jeff be today, good sir. Yeah, yeah, it was a it was a

3:55 good eventful day. We had the we'd clean the jam room out, had a nice long practice, which was well deserved. I um new druma set, so we get to play with that a little bit. Uh, I had to go pro and uh and the actual Kentucky X files uh camera but him in handy. Yeah yeah we should, we should, Yeah, we should throw them a song at the end of this. Definitely a lot of fun. It's like the only idea that I had for the band. It's like, hey, we could use scream Yard. It's awesome. Yeah. Yeah, it absolutely worked out awesome because I had no idea that we could do it like that. Yeah. Hey, if you look at the video, it's the name. It was good. Yeah, it looks great.

4:46 Yeah. Yeah, because you two were on my camera and and me and Dave were on your camera. Yeah. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. It was you could tell in the well, we'll load up another clip for you guys at the end of this, and uh be able to tell we were having a blast. It was good times. Yeah, everybody was having fun. Man, it's good for the soul. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. Music is therapeutic for sure. I need to, I want to. I want to make sure we say this. I know it's gonna be a day late, but Happy Mothers Day to all you mothers out there. Yeah, Happy Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day mom, if you're listening, Yeah, Happy Mothers Day mom. I already told him. I'll just say it again because I'm nothing. Yeah, you should, you should because it Happy Mother's Day mom. There you I already told her this morning.

5:33 But yeah, mothers put up with a lot. Yeah they do. They put up with a lot of stuff with their kids. I mean they've all at least put up with us. Yeah, so that's that's something commendable pretty much. Yeah, because we didn't like start doing the racket that Denny played at the beginning of the show, like when we had our own houses. We've been doing that since we were kids. God, I'll never forget my My mom had this gigantic cabinet full of like all these like really rare like antiques and in china plates and stuff. And yeah, it used to be right on the other side of the wall of the room that I would always go in and play music with my friends. And uh, it wasn't It wasn't very long before the cabinet was moved pretty put it that way.

6:26 Yeah, you know, stuff vibrates and bands get loud. Yeah, um my, uh my dad um put us out in the barn, which I mean, that's fair. We're gonna act like animals. Yeah, yeah, so we had to and and then it got pushed to behind the barn that we had the building to deaden some of the sound. Yeah, and yeah, yeah it was I have to say, like, I'm not I don't want to come up, like my old man wasn't supportive of the music, like when we were starting in Terror. Well he didn't want to hear it, obviously, but I do remember, Um, somebody had called the police on us, and the cops showed up. I didn't get to witness this, but my dad pretty much told him to mind their damn business, to go on somewhere else because it was the middle of the day, which I thought was really cool. That isn't really cool. And then when I got older and we started playing shows and stuff, he came to a lot over the shows, if not all of them, and when he passed away, I actually found some flyers that he had saved, which I thought was really cool. You know that is awesome, man. Yeah, that on that vein when I was younger. It was around the time when I first met you. Were you were you? I don't know if were you at my mom's house that day when the cops showed up possibly and she literally intercepted him and just handed him a plate of like grilled burgers and hot dogs and she's

7:57 like, here you go, honey, and he's like, yeah, they were. They were saying it, you know, it was loud or whatever, and it literally nothing came of it. She just like, Nope, not today. And he ended up hanging out for a little while and like listened to the band and he was like he just kind of pissed off. It was hilarious stuff. That's actually funny. I feel like everybody musician has a story like that, because, yeah, I won't go in and say the same thing. My parents are not into the music that I was. So when I was growing up, I used to have a day off in the middle of the week. So the band that I was in, we scheduled it to practice in the mornings when my parents got off to work.

8:43 We could play in the morning, but sometimes most of the time we played inside the house. But one time we actually moved into the garage because it was a nice day out that day, like it wasn't too early in the morning, but left the garage door open. At that time, I was playing drums and we were fucking just going ape shit, and somebody called the cops on us, and the cop was like, cop was really cool. He looked he enjoys the music. He loves metal music, so he was really like, uh, really kind about it. It wasn't mean, but I thought it was funny. Is that he said. The person that called in said that there was a boy band playing too loud down the road.

9:31 I was like, we're not insane choreographing her fucking music like dance moves here. I can't unsee that. No, I see Tyler doing it. Bye bye, yeah, fucking boy band that. Yeah, it's awesome. You know, we wouldn't be who we are without our mothers. You know. Mom used to sit there and listen to me play acoustic for hours on end. She really enjoyed that. I don't know if she was so much into the heavier stuff. But yeah, if I fiddled around on acoustics, she was really supportive about it. Hell yeah, awesome man. So yeah, we just want you all your mothers out there to have a great day. And I hope hopefully you did have a great day. I know, like I said, it's probably a day late, but it's not a dollar short.

10:16 We mean it so oh man. Otherwise though, I mean it's a it's definitely some weird stuff going on in the world, right, Oh yeah, well boy, we got boy howdy? Do I have something for you? Guys? I don't know why my my vocabulary is from nineteen thirty. I was about to say, I love that you're you're bringing that back? What was it yesterday? Battle axe? Yeah x yesterday and today it's boy howdy. Yeah. So, um, I don't know the date on this. I need to look at this real quick. Uh does not tell me a date, but it looks like okay, I'm guessing this is Friday at eight pm. So two days ago, seven hundred and thirty reports of a fireball over the United States in Canada. Wow, caught by home security cameras.

11:16 All right, yeah, now you know, probably not a UFO. All right, But let's have a look see at this, shall we? Boys? This looks like courtesyspace dot com. I love that me too. I'll look at that. Holy shit. Yeah, nobody wants to be on the receiving end of that. Guy who's the here gives another one? Cool shit, No, no, no, there it goes. There's the date. Whoa look at that? Yeah, h holy shit, that thing is haul and ass. So yeah, that's uh pretty wild. Huh, yeah it is. I saw a news article last week where somebody was trying to just like figure out if what hit their house was a meteorite. It was crazy. So I saw Christmas lights, so I think this happened in December.

12:26 Yeah, it sit down at the bottom December second, twenty twenty two. Dude, that's crazy, Especially if it looks like it's heading right at your house or something. Did it'd be like, yeah, oh shit, I gotta move. Yeah, I save this fur, I'm gonna save this one for the next episode. This is uh, this is cool too. That's terrible. Like the says, like, you know, for a fact, if your car got hit struck by a meteor and it's like totaled, your insurance company probably wouldn't even if you had full covers, wouldn't fix it.

13:07 Like, unfortunately your policy doesn't cover meteorites. Yeah, that's true, especially like people that live in like Hawaii are close to a volcano. If you don't have natural disaster insurance, yeah you won't, Like you have to have that package. Yeah, we have to do the same thing with flood insurance here. Yeah. I just feel like that's so stupid, like it should just be one thing. It's like, how what person in the right mind just thinks like, oh, there's gonna be natural disasters all the fucking time. Like I understand that's what insurance is there for. But you don't think a fucking lava destroying your fucking car. Oh dude, what a fucking morning that would be. You go walking outside, get your paper, You're like, fuck fuck. I'm scrolling through my news source where I pill for all of my news stories that I give you guys, and there's this article on the monster snake five times larger than the anaconda. And I'm thinking to myself, I haven't we burned the Titana boa like stuff up? I mean, I know we did a little bit. I mean not just us.

14:22 I mean like a lot of YouTube channels and a lot of History channel stuff. The Titana Boa is like kind of old news, isn't it. I don't know. I mean there's I mean they still think that they're out there. I don't know. Yeah, you know the one that doesn't make sense to me though, if I'm being honest, Like, go all the way back to dinosaurs and shit, and there was alligators right there was like kaprosucas and and what was the one, the Sarco sucus or whatever the hell the big one? Yeah, yeah, and like all these allega and shit pretty much like they got to this design and they're like, I think we're good guys, feeling pretty good, Like we could pretty much eat whatever we want.

15:09 So where are those at? Why did they? You know what I mean? Yeah, they're great white like it never wanted to evolve. Yeah, I mean tell me, honest to god, how how shocked would you actually be if they were like we found a megalodon? Not shocked? I'm like, I just feel like that's a like a way low one on the radar. People are like they're ready to be like, yeah, it's probably fucking it's probably there, But the calorie, like the calorie intake that that would have to go through each day. Yeah, like what how big did it say? Was like eighty foot or something? I might be way off, like because I remember they used fucking centimeters or goddamn things. He should know what. Apparently he's killed two so far. It's a meglet. Are you guys aware of the fact that there's a theory that the Uranus is moons some of them? Yeah? Yeah, child, I wanted to go lab.

16:22 I want to go to Lab until you did. Some parents there. I didn't hear the planet, he said, I'm sorry, Uranus Uranus. I'm trying like I almost didn't tell this story because I knew that. I knew we were gonna act like we were five. He sit there like, I know my friends. Yeah, I don't know. The moons of Uranus um a few of them. There's a theory that there's a possibility that could uh maintain life, which is which what's the Do we know the names of those moons? There's twenty seven of them, so no, there's no no, you're right, but the uh there's thinking that to no, fuck, oh god, is this the yeah? Yeah, to Titania Titania and Oberon maybe warm enough to support life because of the um the chlorides and i'm the chlorides, ammonia and salt were reduced the freezing temperature of water, and the radioactive decay heat from within the moons could create conditions warm enough to allow for the liquid oceans. Thank you. Yeah, I know, Uh, God,

17:56 damn it, I know that not everybody knows about your as God damn it, Uranus. Let's be We're gonna be adults, We're gonna grow up. Okay, here we go. You're in. This is uh often not on the radar. I feel like you're in this should get more respect, more more. What do you what do you call? Because you always hear about like Jupiter. You know, Jupiter's all, it's all, it's moons Jupiter. You always hear about that. And you hear about what was the one? Uh Europa? Yeah, like they're they're like dead dead ass certain that Europa has got something on it. M Yeah, that's one of the Jupiter's moons, right, I think so yeah, I've got a um, I've got another moon story here for you would make any more mooning jokes.

18:56 I was really close. Take a look at my moon here and this isn't your age. Oh, eBay Motors, we had to edit this out. I'm not giving a free ad. I'm not giving anything free ad. I do like this commercial, though. How do you like those days wipers? Dave a little small? Yeah, I wasn't intending on that to happen. This is the first time, so eBay Motors free ad. Okay, here you go. Space rock slams into the moon. Oh yeah, I saw that. Did you see that? Yeah? Boom? Can you imagine how freaking big that explosion was if you could see it right? Hey, that's nuts. Can you imagine if you were looking up at the moon and seeing it like you just happened to be looking at the right time, did I?

20:00 It took me well a bit to figure out where it was. Then I realized there was an arrow a benefit That rock hits youranus, though, Tyler, you would have noticed it. Yeah, yeah, sorry, Yeah, that's awesome. I did see something about that, but I didn't know there was videos. That's bad ass. Yeah, I love it. I love it the fucking dude space stuff, especially lately, like how much shit that they're finding. It's awesome. I just eat it up. Yeah, incredible stuff. Oh yeah, that's a pretty bad ass. I did.

20:41 I wish I could. I bet I could find that one. Though. In regards to the fireball, there was a story where this lady was literally like sitting there showing this big ass rock she had like laying on her table, and it just flew right through their house. I'm like, dude, I can only imagine, you know, sitting there watching TV or something that boom to say, hit your house and scares the shit out of you. If I can find it. This one here is not space related, but ancient necropolis has been unearthed, which can we talk about how awesome the word necropolis is. Yeah, they have like a city of the dead. Yeah, yeah, that's a pretty badass. They were excavating near the cathedral and Notre Dame and covered a two thousand more than two thousand year old necropolis, revealing coffins with reins of more than fifty individuals. They were trying to expand it. They were trying to expand the subway system and found it. That's kind of an inconvenience. Yeah, oops, dead people. Yeah shit, it's like exactly the scenario you don't want, because you know, that's when you start getting into like curses, mummies, you know, undeads. These

22:11 are all things that you don't want to happen when you're when you're building a subway, I imagine. Okay, so I found I found the pictures. I noticed. I know this didn't happen with your fireball, but I feel like it's it might be related, you know, like I want to add these to this show here real quick to show you guys this this is pretty wild. I set one to the archet, but uh, I ended up not needing to. So here's the here's the offender. That's what flew through their house. Goodness, and look at the you can actually see top left corner there the actual dent it made in the flour. Now that's real hardwood.

22:56 Look at that, Yeah, that's oak flooring. Those are like two and a half inch wide planks, so that's like a five inch rock. Look at that ship and end up here. Oh she's mad, yeah, oh man, they get it. Oh god, she's gonna have a roof leak. Yeah. You know the worst part is looking above the windows. Somebody's been doing some drywall patching, so she was already working on this. Yeah, and then you know, she's like almost ready to sand and and this fucking thing keeps flying through right now, She's got a roof leak and everything else. Isn't that crazy? Though? Like could you imagine it? You're like sitting there and this thing just flies to your fucking ceiling and you're like, God damn it. First the goddamn lava outside, now this shit.

23:41 Yeah, I've got a I've got a time traveler image. Oh, I don't know if it's gonna let me save it. Oh. I love these. I love the ones where they share like the guy and like back in the nineteen thirties with the with the phone walking through. Yeah, and they still can't figure it out, Like they still don't know what the hell he was doing, Like was he talking to somebody? I see if I can get this one to load up, it's not a jue peg. Let's see here. I'll be honest with you guys though, that the cell phone guy, the time traveler. I feel like I've debunked it. Well, I'm about to blow your mind on this one, all right. So they're umberto Romano created a painting Mister Pimberto pin Sean and the Settling of Springfield in nineteen thirty seven, and it remains unchanged to this day. And it's a seventeenth century negotiation between English setters and indigenous people of Springfield, Massachusetts. What the fuck did you say, sprinkles, Massachusetts, Springfield. Oh yeah, so I could probably debump this by saying that it could be like a hand mirror or something. But that does look like an iPhone. I mean,

25:15 there's a lot of shit going on in this picture. That's that's messing with me. Okay, Right, look at the size of that guy in pink's ankles, right, like he never skipped leg day, not even once. Oh my god. Yeah, he's yeah, you know, his upper torso is so much disportionate to his to his bottom is on his right biceps pretty big, but that every left leg is enormous. Yeah. You guys really critiquing the artwork. Well, I'm just saying, like, like, look at that, and then who let the goddamn cow hang it, just hang out with everybody, right, like the cow? Or why why is he there? He should be out in the field somewhere, right. Yeah, there a witch in the background. There's literally a witch flying around in the background to the top. Right, Oh my God, I didn't even see that. And yeah, and then that fellow there without a shirt tied to a post for whatever reason. Yeah, everybody has a six pack. One guy there, he's got a six pack on his back. And then back in the back towards the left, there there's a naked chick looking at some dude stealing shit out of the boat. That is true, I see.

26:30 So I'm like, dude, they got I mean, this dude, he all he's doing is getting a selfie with this with this crazy shit going on, because it's he knows, he knows he's never gonna have a chance for this again, nobody's gonna believe it otherwise. Yeah, you know why I think this is more believable though, Like you could say, like that's a that dude has a cell phone and this is this is a time travel. It's that it's because Harma hide this for a second in the in the video, I saw the guy goes walking past the screen and the crowd right and he's like this, And that's how you know it's fake, right there, promited because if he wouldn't have been walking through the crowd like this. Ah, good point. So you're saying that he wouldn't make a phone call at all. I'm just saying, like you'd have a lot more chances of catching somebody stared at their phone then you do this. Not only that, who are the caller? There's no phone service? Yeah, that's that's that's the travel they got time travel phone service. It's probably like collect calls, say you have to you're charged every minute that you have to make an inner charges.

27:52 It's like the ultimate roaming charges. Like yeah, so like okay, it's twenty twenty three M. I'm in current times with a current cell phone, and I have SOS on my phone right now. This is why I have a hard time believing anybody could time travel and use their cell phone because I'm in current times and cannot use my cell phone here. Yeah. Yeah, SOS is less than no service. You know that guy's right, Like when it goes into SOS, the only thing it'll do is dial nine one one maybe. Yeah, it's like a crapsheet whether it's going to do that, right, yea, because no service, no service, so will still bounce off the nearest competitor's tower. Yeah, it literally says, so I wish I could show you. I'll tell you what. Yeah, I'm gonna screenshot it. I don't because there's probably a bunch of people that have never seen this. Here done, I'm gonna share it to our Facebook chat.

29:00 If you could pop that up or Denny, that would be great. All right, I'll grab it. Yeah, because I doubt many people have even seen this, So there's no way the guys walking around and whatever time that isn't twenty twenties are higher with any phone service at all. Here we go? Yeah, where did he go? I wish I would have been a little more prepared on that one, but I didn't know this was a conversation was going to happen. So now I feel like there's a lot of dinner in the show. I'm trying to Oh, there it is, God damn it. I got the new browser that's like you have to go in and like give it permission to save the file. It's like, dude, I clicked on it or there you go. So yeah, how many folks in the uh this listening has ever seen sos only in the corner of their phone where it usually tells you your phone service. Wow, dude, Yeah, that's hilarious though, I mean but yeah, I mean kind of. I mean, that's a good point. It's like, who the hell is the guy calling? Is there this time travelers technology? That good? Right?

30:30 Yeah? I mean we got we got that other dude, We got this guy back here to taking selfies. I think he's using his iPhone calculator to make sure the deal is a good deal. Yeah, because he doesn't see again a dugout bathtub. But it's definitely not a canoe. It's not big enough to be a canoe. Yeah, so I guess that's a dugout bathtub. It looks like the guy in pink behind him just realized he was taking a selfie. Say, He's like, oh, I'm gonna show off my new outfit. Yeah, you know. Okay, back there by the witch, the lady to the left, she is ripped, like she's straight up ripped. Dude, look at that. Look at like she has biceps like massive. That was way too loud anyway. Yeah, I don't know, man, the time traveler thing, there's so many problems with it, you know what I mean. I have a hell of a time with it.

31:34 Speaking of time travel I'll see if I can do this. I don't know how to do this. How do I rip a Twitter video and put it on here. I think you just have to share screen on that one. I don't think he can. I don't have Twitter, so I don't know. Um, you guys want to see a time traveling dinosaur? Absolutely all right, I absolutely want to see a time traveling dinosaur. You're ready? Yeah, look at the size. Holy shit, look at that guy.

32:14 His name is Chunk of Sourus. God. Look at the size of that snapping turtle, Chunk of Source. Yep, Oh my god, he's huge. He just that's the guy. He just does whatever he wants. Dude, even alligators probably don't mess with him. And that's a common too. Look at that Yeah, that's abnormal for a common. That's not even an alligator, that's just a common. Yeah. He look at his claws, that's definitely uh. I mean I wish I wish I knew how big the links of those chains are. But that guy is huge. I wish I could see his front feet better, because that's how you tell from male or female. Really, yeah, the first two claws. Yeah, if those claws are really long, then it's a male. And it's it's so funny because when they see the female, they do this thing where they go and I always thought it was hilarious, like they'll swim up in front of the female like and that's what she's like, Oh they do they sing good bye horses when they do. I don't know, but but they're literally like they just went. That's how they that's how they pull the women. I don't know. It's weird turtles. Man. That's all my all my news for

33:47 the days. So I feel like if I did that, I would get punched in the face. Ladies, you can't because you've got the boy. Yeah. Uh. I got a couple of fan emails. I have. I have another email, but I kind of wanted to save it for next episode because it's going to take us some time to dissect. But we got a couple of fan right is. I wanted to make sure we got them, got them out there. Let's see here. Let me go to the first one here there is Okay, So this is from a fan of the show, Harley. Big shout out to Harley from writing in Keeping the Scene Alive. Harley all right, So he says, hey, guys, I have a question for you in regards to the dog Man phenomenon. I am definitely a skeptic. However, a couple of weeks ago, I was listening to a podcast while working that said, at one point in our history, people in the US were keeping hyaenas as exotic pets, which I have not looked into, but I do know that Teddy Roosevelt had a hyena. Anyway, the podcast went on to state that when the exotic pet laws started to being enforced and fines were going up, instead of turning them in which they would which they would have been financially responsible for, they just let him go.

35:09 The podcast went on to feature a call from someone who said that when they were young, the family were driving from Winchester to Lexington when the guy, who was a child at the time said he thought he saw hyena at the side of the road. I know that's a stretch to think of a bunch of hyenas were let out, formed a pack and now run the countryside. However, it does make a lot more sense than some of the other theories out there. And being from Kentucky, I was wondering if you've heard of hyaenas being seen and get get your thoughts on this. Thank you. That's a new one for me. That is a new one for me too. I definitely into that. That's pretty absolutely I would like to as of as of this moment, Harley, you just put us on the on the trail and you know, honestly, that's not that far fetched to be.

35:57 I mean, if you really think about it, because we have that exact situation going on right now. Yeah. I don't know if you guys are aware, but Pablo Escobar had a zoo, really and when he got caught, his animals broke out. Oh shit, kind of is it kind of like what happened up in Ohio? Sort of? Yeah, But there's like hippos and everything else that are causing major issues in certain areas. Oh that's like the worst. Yeah. Yeah, there's hippos and snakes and big cats, and hippos are dicks, dude, Hippos are dicks. Like, that's the last thing you want running around, right. Could you imagine instead of the cow thing that happened to you, Josh, you were sitting there watching TV and he turned to looks and there's some fucking hippos staring in the window at you. There's little ears flapping back in the Yeah, because that's the thing, is like a cow will just staring the window at you, but a hippo will come through the window as you. Yeah, you know those things like capsized boats and shit. Yeah, they're terrible. Hippos are vicious, dude, But I mean dicks, I mean, you know what I mean. They they've lived with with, you know, alligators and shit all the time. So it's like I feel like, I mean, I'm not trying to defend them, but I feel like, you know, if you live with alligators all the time, you know what I mean, you kind

37:29 of have to be a dick. It's just like, oh, you're you're not a hippo, so you're an alligator. Yeah, it just sees everything as an alligator. Maybe it does. Maybe it's like I mean, you know, like let's keep the mind too, Like, you know, hippos are herbivores and that's what that's what makes it really strange that they're so violent is because that's not a typical herbivore thing, you know, right, well, they only want I'm gonna I'm basing this off of what. I don't know if this is one hundred percent true, But what was it? The Thilo Thyla scene? Yeah, are the Yeah, remember the the claw chicken k oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's yeah, that's a that's a herbivore, and it it was depicted as being mean, very vicious, you know, they're they're actually trying to dispute that though. They are, Yeah, but it's like they keep finding fossils that hey have like other farino like claw marks in it. So I'm like, like, man, who are you defending? You know what I mean? Yeah? What? What What gets me though with the hippos is like you don't have to even be that close to them, and they'll come to you. Like most herbivores, you know, like bulls or whatever. They see you. If you stay far enough away, they might stomp and you know, snort, But if you

39:01 don't get any closer, that's not a problem. You know, elephants a blow charge you if you get too close, but for the most part, they just kind of watch you, you know, hippos, hippos see you and they charge at you. I think it's like a hippo rhino thing. Our hippos, rhinos, and elephants all part of the packet drm family or is it my mistaken I have no idea. I would definitely like to know that. I but I thought prehistoric hippos, I thought they actually ate meat and they were carnivores. In herb revards, it could be a layover thing. Yeah. I will say this though from experience, that hippos are very violent, and I want to I wanted to do a shout out to my mother in law for saving my life. It looks like she's trying to push him further down on you. Well, it looks like that, but she was, She's like, you know, don't don't eat my son in law.

39:53 You know what I mean. Yeah, it looks more like she's like, eat my son in law, eat it, eat it. You know. Did I look at it like that? Though? I mean, I don't know. Maybe she was trying to like I had finished this guy off. Yeah, I gotta give her a call today to talk to her. She was, you know, So I did recently get to get a photo of sasquatch. Guys, you want to see it. Sure, I know this is a big news to lay on you, but there he is. What do you think I like how he's kind of doing the Batman thing. Yeah, he's holding his arm overs. Yeah, yeah, like real fake. I am the night I think that there's no way in hell a creature that looks like that could roam the wilderness of North America because that hair would be so mad at up with birds? Right? Do they not have birds where those things are from? Um? I have no idea. But when I was when I was at the zoo and watching him and watching him, you know, running around, when he sat down, and it's kind of like he kind of sat down and he like looked and looked right at you.

41:05 Man, I won't lie for a second sitting there like kind of looking at him, trying to like making make eye contact where he for like a hot second, you can almost suspend disbelief. You know. It's a weird thing, man, seeing seeing these you know, these type of primates up closed, You're like, damn, man, there really isn't that much difference, is there? You know, it's pretty wild. Not to get so sidetracked though, but Harley, thank you for writing that in And I definitely want to look into this hyena thing. Thank you. It's uh, it's really awesome. But I think it's not too far out of the out of the Roman possibilities. But it makes sense always. We said it a while back. Is I mean, there's there's more tigers in America than there isn't the wild. Yeah, I mean, that's that's insanity. Yeah, I was thinking. I watched this comic that was talking about zoos and such.

42:04 He was like talking about like all these animals we go out and we we take them and we bring them back and we put them in zoos, you know. And even I felt my heart strings tug Man when we saw the cheetah at the zoo and it's it's just pacing, pacing, and I'm like, this is like the fastest animal on earth and he can't run. He can't run. He's just there to be our entertainment. That's sad yea. But the comic went on to say that the only animal in the zoo that was probably okay with it it was giraffes. And he will say it how like, you know, if you could actually speak to the animal and talk to it, the giraffe would probably be the most optimistic about the zoo because it's like, hey, hey, guys, you know, gather round and the drafts. I'll walk up and you're like, all right, so I'm looking first of volunteers here, we're gonna we're gonna knock you out, so you're not even gonna know. We're gonna take you to a place where you never have to run away from anything ever again. And you're gonna be fed multiple times a day and you're always gonna have water, and the drafts would probably be like, man, you take this. Actually sounds pretty fucking good, is there? What about lions? There's lions right there. Lions are gonna eat us. No, no, they're they're in a different thing and they can't get to you. Sign me up, you know what I mean.

43:30 Like the giraffe would be totally on board. You know. It was pretty funny though. Man. They had the wild birds, like the ostriches and ship. They had this pen and I was sitting there looking at it and we were like me and my family were sitting there and it's like, I don't know what's keeping all these birds in. And I look over to the right it just on the other side is the lion exhibit, and like every fucking lion is sitting there like and I'm like, maybe it's that. Hey, the birds are like, fuck no, I'm not fucking jumping out of this thing. You're fucking crazy. There's fucking lions over there. Yeah, I don't know. It's pretty funny though, but wild animals and making them pets, you know, the tiger king was no coincidence. That shit happened as people have this shit, you know, and most of the time, if you haven't pet hyena, it ends up eating your ass anyway.

44:29 You know. Mamber one lady that had one. It was on one of these like Fatal Pets or whatever shows, and when she was at work, the fucker broke out and like literally ripped all the plumbing out of her fucking house. It was like taking into the fucking walls and pulling them pipes out, and shit, I'm like, I don't remember that. Yeah, They'm like, you can't trust these fuckers. Yeah, how do you get it back in once it gets out? That's the can you imagine like coming home and just think it's everything's normal. You open your front door in the back half of your house is opened up, and there's a hyena staring you down. Yeah, fuck that away, Yeah, thank you, no, thank you? All right, I got I got one more here for you guys, And uh, yeah, I promise you probably never heard anything like this one before. A fan of the show I didn't expressly get permission to use his name. I'll just call him Owen. Owen writes in I live in Pike County and I went through some very scary stuff for about three months straight.

45:42 I'm telling you right now, I saw a gargoyle behind my house. I woke up one night. Something something woke me up out of a dead sleep. I opened my eyes and there were something small with pointy ears, long skinny legs and arms, had big hands and feet, and it was laying on its side on my nightstand, looking me in the face. Obviously, I responded to that, like, please tell me more. Everything I'm telling you is the God's truth. This happened to me about eight years ago. When I opened up my eyes I saw the thing. I was so scared I couldn't even raise my head. I just shut my eyes as tight as I could. I don't even know how long. But when I gained enough courage to open them again, it was gone. So when the morning came, my ex woke me up, told that he laughed and told me I was crazy, and then I made him switch sides of the bed with me. Oh you know what, I misread this. I'm sorry Owens is the last name here. Sorry about that. Um, where was I at here? He was so scared. Oh, I looked over and saw my husband's eyes open when I said, before he could say anything, I saw that thing again, he said, with the tears rolling down his face, that he'd gotten hit. He's I don't understand this, he said. He was so scared he could hardly raise his head off the pillow. He said,

47:12 something woke him up out of a sleep, and before he could close his eyes back, he saw a long, skinny arm with great big hands make a fist and hit him in the eye. And after that he always slept with the lights on. But that was just the beginning, he got. It got so much worse from there, I promised. For three months, I saw shadow figures that chased me out of the bedroom, through my home, and much more. I still go through the years with the things I've seen, like they follow me. I've heard something growl right beside me in my ear, waking me up so loud that my eardroom would vibrate. This gargles A dick, dude, it is. Can you imagine just waking up me and punched in the face. Yeah, so she was she saw it, and like the mental image I got was that it was laying yeah, you know what I mean, Like like he totally was laying there like I'm a dick and I'm about to do stuff, you know what I mean.

48:15 Yeah, and then the husband gets punched in the eye. So I read this and I think you skipped a paragraph, did I? Because I read it and it's two separate events. Oh I did, dude? Yep, okay, I see that that says here. Uh, going back a little bit, when the morning came and my husband woke up, I told him. He laughed and told me I was crazy, and I laughed on lafe more so I switched sides of the bed with him. About two weeks later, I was woken up again the same way. When I opened my eyes, I immediately saw my four year old looking at me. I looked down and there again laying between her, and there was again laying between her and I. Once again, I shut my eyes, and when I opened him, that was gone, Oh yeah, yeah, dude, I totally I missed misunderstood this big time. So when I then I looked over saw my husband's eyes were open, I said, before he could say anything, I saw that thing again, he said, with tears rolling down his face, that he'd gotten hit. He was so scared he could hardly raise his head off the pillow. He said, something woke him up out of a dead sleep and before he could close this. Okay, wow, yeah, I missed. I missed the whole middle section there. Holy shit. Yeah, when you got confused about yeah the ex husband. Yeah. So so

49:51 this lady writes in and she sees it, freaks out, switches sides because the husband at the time didn't believe it. Then she sees it again, rolls over and he's been accosted by this thing. Wow. Yeah, yeah, so I misunderstood it. I actually thought when I mis misread it, But when I skipped ahead and it said it, he had tears rolling down his face. I actually thought that he was like like laughing at her. Yeah, but that's not the case at all. Apparently he also was attacked by I would love to hear the ex husband's side, like what happened directly to him. I wonder if we should try to get her on and just have her tell the story. I mean, you know, you think about that. That's one of my favorite things about stories when you're collaberating with people that shouldn't collaborate with each other, but are so if if the ex husband and her are both telling yeah, this happened, absolutely, you know, it would be really cool to see would get her and eventually get her ex on as well. Yeah, that would be that would be pretty interesting.

51:00 Gargoyles, any of you guys out there listening, you guys ever heard anything like that? Let us know. I thought gargoyles are protectors. Yeah, that's the whole that's the whole point of the them to be on buildings and stuff. It's like kind of like a scare crew. Yeah, the spirits ward off ever spirits. Yeah, they're supposed to be protectors. So like that's why I was confused by the I guess malevolence, like of this creature. Uh did you pay ten dollars for that word? It was it was Une last week. I knew it was ten bucks. It's usually a fifteen dollar word. Yeah, pull on Tyler's books. I can make up words to sound more photo set. This is too Tyler mad. Sorry, but that's why I was confused by Like maybe it was infatuated with the Like I'm not trying to creep like, if this person's listening, I don't want to creepy out. But the reason why when you switch sides, it made it angry because it's more infatuated with you with the person. And when they saw it, it was like, that's not that's not that's not her like punch it. Yeah, socks some of the vasers or was he there for ill intent in them? Like from the get go? And then well hopefully she responds. I shot her message just now to maybe she can get on with us and tell us the whole thing. It'd be pretty pretty interesting. And

52:30 if we could possibly get the X to tell his side, that'd be awesome too. Yeah, that would be fantastic, I because I want to get to the bottom of that. That's yeah story. Now you know, the calling it a gargoyle doesn't necessarily mean it's a gargoyle, but right, I want to know what the hell it is? Yeah, I mean, what what spindling creatures out there going fisty coast with people sleeping. If that's if that's something that we have to deal with, I'd just I don't I don't need it. I don't need it in my life. Well, I'd like to sleep peacefully and not have to worry about waking up and being punched in the eye. Yeah, my fucking little demon debonic gargoyles. But I think I think I knew. I think I'd come out of my sleep going full cave man and you know, yeah yeah picking it up and just swinging it around the road. Yeah, I was gonna say, I can there's a I think there's a reason why this ship doesn't happen to guys like us, or hat it has happened, but it always ends badly for whatever. Yeah, like I would have grabbed its feet and just started smacking it all over everything, like the old boys droopy. Yeah, yeah, I mean, look look at from the point of view of little malevolent creatures. Right, there's there's like guys that have like killed bears with like a little pocket knife.

53:57 It's like, why would you chance it? Right, You're like, ah, I'm gonna steak in it. I'm gonna punch this guy right in his fucking eye. Where are you sleeping? It's like, are you sure you really want to do this? Is that? What do you think gargo will sound like? I imagine it's like they sounds see to me like I'm not picturing gargoyle. I'm picturing more like like a Rumpel Steale skin type character, you know, Like I don't know what those would be called. It's not a troll, be controls are big like a goblin, like yeah, yeah, which is not maybe two seconds. It's not the first goblin story in Kentucky, that's true. Yeah, Hopkinsville was a goblin story, but that was that was they were more considered the size of a goblin. But they really said that this was alien related though, Uh, I think you're talking about like what was that other place, Remember that documentary we saw Hellier hell hell Hellier documentary. That documentary, Huh it was like a UFO goo yeah document They said, like, but I know that they had some like links to Hopkinsville, like because the way that they depict the creatures that these people saw were tiny. Yeah, but they said it was like about like

55:30 four foot, like the size of a child. Okay, we're talking about something that could sit on lay on a nightstand, so that would have to be like two foot maybe less than that, maybe the size of a chihuahua almost yeah point yeah, So it was a little bitty fucker, you know, what I mean, like like kind of like you wake up. It could have been a puckwege. Aren't they supposed to be dicks too? Yeah? There dicks they use They use little tiny arrows soaked in like he was so excited about that. Yeah yeah, they're dis yeah sorry, like but yeah, they are supposed to be dicks. They shoot, but they shoot people with like arrows that are supposed to be poisonous. Yeah, yeah, huh yeah yeah, I don't know, man, this is I want to I want to know more. Hopefully she gets back to us and and gets on the show with us. That'd be pretty cool. Yeah yeah. And in the in the message, it doesn't give any real details of what the creature looked like, uh, just that it could sit like it was laying on her nightstand. It said it had big feet and big big hands.

56:57 That was the only other description. So over I would say oversized more long, because we are we're already establishing that unless this day, like this night stands like I mean huge, Okay, did they order Domino's pizza? It could be the noid? Thennoid? Yeah, what the hell's the nooid? Oh my god? And then we're that old Denny all right, hold on a second, because I know we're getting low on time here. I've got to play Caesar. Still still going around a little bit. They don't let him talk as much anymore though. Yeah, he used to become pizza Pizza.

57:43 I guess the nooid is a pizza place or something like a mascot. Yeah, yeah, he was a mascot with big feet in big hands. See if I can find an actual annoid commercial. Here we go, save image again. I apologize to everyone for all the dead of airspace. Oh, we didn't know we were gonna you know, we didn't know we were gonna have We don't script shitting nothing. Yeah, all right, we don't even vet the emails for sake of for sake of humor. That's annoyed.

58:32 Oh yeah, he looks like he would have fucking did that. Yeah. I don't even like dominoes that much, So if I see his ass, I'll slap the shit out of him. Isomatic. Yeah, yeah, it's we're old. Sorry, it's okay, buddy, it's not your Yeah, yeah I was. I wish I could help you on that. You you weren't even a sparkle in your daddy's eye when that commercial was on. When was it all? I was born in nineteen ninety one, it was spawn in the eighties. Yeah, yeah, I was around. I was around, but not a around. Well. I definitely didn't want to go into the biology of that, no, I just I'm still like shocked that, like the guy that, the little guy that was me made it. Ye think about that. I mean so out of all those out of all those those sparks, yeah, you were the one that was right up there in front, like whoa, yeah, look at that. You're probably like elbow and I'm like, yeah, yeah, by way, I gotta get more.

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