May 15, 2023
S330 - Attacked by a gargoyle? Are they among us??

Today we read fan submitted letters as we prepare for a major incoming story.
Today we read fan submitted letters as we prepare for a major incoming story.
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You are listening to The Kentucky X
Files Season three with your hosts Dennis Mays,
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Tylers Stewarts, and Josh Gibbs.
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x files dot com. And now on
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to our show, m h Welcome
back, guys to your Kentucky X Files.
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Whoa who Denny's awful excited to day
for good reason. I am excited.
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It's a good day. Yeah,
this uh this episode do you want
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to you want to say? Who? It's officially brought to you by Tyler
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Rector. Hey, here's your little
teeth on that. That's growl at the
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end there love. I love that
growl at the end there, Tie,
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Yeah, that's right. I'd like
to play. Hey we we had a
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we had a good day yesterday for
for band practice. It was it was
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an eventful day. Our drummer.
I can't never I never spend the right
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way because I feel like I'm going
backwards. It's uh yeah yeah, thunder
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snow, thunder snow. I'd be
a terrible weather person. Snow. Yeah.
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So just like take notes from event
of white. I know she's not
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a weather person, but she can
display a fucking like the ship on something
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too. Of these here we get
to get wheel back here a little bit
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of course, catch my headphones.
There we go. Look at that.
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Look at that beautiful sound. That
is not that's not CGI, it is
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real. That's my left ear,
my left ear nose all too well.
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That that's real. Our drummer really
likes that symbol right there. No,
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it's that one I'd be terrible with. This is the base sub So that's
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the eighteen and I stand here and
then eighteens for an hour or two and
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that and the China symbols over there
now, Yeah, the China's not that
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bad. That eighteen though. God
that thing. Wow, I'm gonna put
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a towel on that thing. I
just gonna clamp it on my side so
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we can't reach it. And he's
not lucking, just putting tape under the
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bottom of it. Like, yeah, here we go. I got symbol
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mutes somewhere around here. The clamp
on rubber ones. Yeah, just take
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care of that shit. Funny.
You just need to keep on handy where
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you could be like, yeah,
keep the strap, keep it on my
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strap on my guitar and nope,
nope, nope, shall not Jeff be
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today, good sir. Yeah,
yeah, it was a it was a
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good eventful day. We had the
we'd clean the jam room out, had
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a nice long practice, which was
well deserved. I um new druma set,
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so we get to play with that
a little bit. Uh, I
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had to go pro and uh and
the actual Kentucky X files uh camera but
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him in handy. Yeah yeah we
should, we should, Yeah, we
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should throw them a song at the
end of this. Definitely a lot of
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fun. It's like the only idea
that I had for the band. It's
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like, hey, we could use
scream Yard. It's awesome. Yeah.
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Yeah, it absolutely worked out awesome
because I had no idea that we could
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do it like that. Yeah.
Hey, if you look at the video,
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it's the name. It was good. Yeah, it looks great.
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Yeah. Yeah, because you two
were on my camera and and me and
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Dave were on your camera. Yeah. Yeah, it was a lot of
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fun. It was you could tell
in the well, we'll load up another
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clip for you guys at the end
of this, and uh be able to
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tell we were having a blast.
It was good times. Yeah, everybody
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was having fun. Man, it's
good for the soul. Yeah. Oh
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yeah, yeah. Music is therapeutic
for sure. I need to, I
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want to. I want to make
sure we say this. I know it's
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gonna be a day late, but
Happy Mothers Day to all you mothers out
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there. Yeah, Happy Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day mom, if you're
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listening, Yeah, Happy Mothers Day
mom. I already told him. I'll
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just say it again because I'm nothing. Yeah, you should, you should
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because it Happy Mother's Day mom.
There you I already told her this morning.
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But yeah, mothers put up with
a lot. Yeah they do.
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They put up with a lot of
stuff with their kids. I mean they've
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all at least put up with us. Yeah, so that's that's something commendable
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pretty much. Yeah, because we
didn't like start doing the racket that Denny
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played at the beginning of the show, like when we had our own houses.
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We've been doing that since we were
kids. God, I'll never forget
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my My mom had this gigantic cabinet
full of like all these like really rare
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like antiques and in china plates and
stuff. And yeah, it used to
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be right on the other side of
the wall of the room that I would
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always go in and play music with
my friends. And uh, it wasn't
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It wasn't very long before the cabinet
was moved pretty put it that way.
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Yeah, you know, stuff vibrates
and bands get loud. Yeah, um
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my, uh my dad um put
us out in the barn, which I
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mean, that's fair. We're gonna
act like animals. Yeah, yeah,
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so we had to and and then
it got pushed to behind the barn that
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we had the building to deaden some
of the sound. Yeah, and yeah,
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yeah it was I have to say, like, I'm not I don't
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want to come up, like my
old man wasn't supportive of the music,
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like when we were starting in Terror. Well he didn't want to hear it,
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obviously, but I do remember,
Um, somebody had called the police
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on us, and the cops showed
up. I didn't get to witness this,
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but my dad pretty much told him
to mind their damn business, to
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go on somewhere else because it was
the middle of the day, which I
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thought was really cool. That isn't
really cool. And then when I got
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older and we started playing shows and
stuff, he came to a lot over
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the shows, if not all of
them, and when he passed away,
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I actually found some flyers that he
had saved, which I thought was really
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cool. You know that is awesome, man. Yeah, that on that
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vein when I was younger. It
was around the time when I first met
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you. Were you were you?
I don't know if were you at my
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mom's house that day when the cops
showed up possibly and she literally intercepted him
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and just handed him a plate of
like grilled burgers and hot dogs and she's
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like, here you go, honey, and he's like, yeah, they
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were. They were saying it,
you know, it was loud or whatever,
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and it literally nothing came of it. She just like, Nope,
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not today. And he ended up
hanging out for a little while and like
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listened to the band and he was
like he just kind of pissed off.
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It was hilarious stuff. That's actually
funny. I feel like everybody musician has
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a story like that, because,
yeah, I won't go in and say
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the same thing. My parents are
not into the music that I was.
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So when I was growing up,
I used to have a day off in
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the middle of the week. So
the band that I was in, we
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scheduled it to practice in the mornings
when my parents got off to work.
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We could play in the morning,
but sometimes most of the time we played
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inside the house. But one time
we actually moved into the garage because it
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was a nice day out that day, like it wasn't too early in the
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morning, but left the garage door
open. At that time, I was
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playing drums and we were fucking just
going ape shit, and somebody called the
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cops on us, and the cop
was like, cop was really cool.
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He looked he enjoys the music.
He loves metal music, so he was
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really like, uh, really kind
about it. It wasn't mean, but
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I thought it was funny. Is
that he said. The person that called
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in said that there was a boy
band playing too loud down the road.
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I was like, we're not insane
choreographing her fucking music like dance moves here.
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I can't unsee that. No,
I see Tyler doing it. Bye
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bye, yeah, fucking boy band
that. Yeah, it's awesome. You
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know, we wouldn't be who we
are without our mothers. You know.
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Mom used to sit there and listen
to me play acoustic for hours on end.
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She really enjoyed that. I don't
know if she was so much into
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the heavier stuff. But yeah,
if I fiddled around on acoustics, she
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was really supportive about it. Hell
yeah, awesome man. So yeah,
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we just want you all your mothers
out there to have a great day.
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And I hope hopefully you did have
a great day. I know, like
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I said, it's probably a day
late, but it's not a dollar short.
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We mean it so oh man.
Otherwise though, I mean it's a
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it's definitely some weird stuff going on
in the world, right, Oh yeah,
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well boy, we got boy howdy? Do I have something for you?
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Guys? I don't know why my
my vocabulary is from nineteen thirty.
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I was about to say, I
love that you're you're bringing that back?
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What was it yesterday? Battle axe? Yeah x yesterday and today it's boy
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howdy. Yeah. So, um, I don't know the date on this.
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I need to look at this real
quick. Uh does not tell me
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a date, but it looks like
okay, I'm guessing this is Friday at
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eight pm. So two days ago, seven hundred and thirty reports of a
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fireball over the United States in Canada. Wow, caught by home security cameras.
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All right, yeah, now you
know, probably not a UFO.
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All right, But let's have a
look see at this, shall we?
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Boys? This looks like courtesyspace dot
com. I love that me too.
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I'll look at that. Holy shit. Yeah, nobody wants to be on
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the receiving end of that. Guy
who's the here gives another one? Cool
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shit, No, no, no, there it goes. There's the date.
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Whoa look at that? Yeah,
h holy shit, that thing is
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haul and ass. So yeah,
that's uh pretty wild. Huh, yeah
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it is. I saw a news
article last week where somebody was trying to
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just like figure out if what hit
their house was a meteorite. It was
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crazy. So I saw Christmas lights, so I think this happened in December.
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Yeah, it sit down at the
bottom December second, twenty twenty two.
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Dude, that's crazy, Especially if
it looks like it's heading right at
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your house or something. Did it'd
be like, yeah, oh shit,
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I gotta move. Yeah, I
save this fur, I'm gonna save this
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one for the next episode. This
is uh, this is cool too.
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That's terrible. Like the says,
like, you know, for a fact,
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if your car got hit struck by
a meteor and it's like totaled,
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your insurance company probably wouldn't even if
you had full covers, wouldn't fix it.
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Like, unfortunately your policy doesn't cover
meteorites. Yeah, that's true,
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especially like people that live in like
Hawaii are close to a volcano. If
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you don't have natural disaster insurance,
yeah you won't, Like you have to
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have that package. Yeah, we
have to do the same thing with flood
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insurance here. Yeah. I just
feel like that's so stupid, like it
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should just be one thing. It's
like, how what person in the right
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mind just thinks like, oh,
there's gonna be natural disasters all the fucking
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time. Like I understand that's what
insurance is there for. But you don't
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think a fucking lava destroying your fucking
car. Oh dude, what a fucking
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morning that would be. You go
walking outside, get your paper, You're
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like, fuck fuck. I'm scrolling
through my news source where I pill for
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all of my news stories that I
give you guys, and there's this article
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on the monster snake five times larger
than the anaconda. And I'm thinking to
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myself, I haven't we burned the
Titana boa like stuff up? I mean,
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I know we did a little bit. I mean not just us.
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I mean like a lot of YouTube
channels and a lot of History channel stuff.
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The Titana Boa is like kind of
old news, isn't it. I
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don't know. I mean there's I
mean they still think that they're out there.
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I don't know. Yeah, you
know the one that doesn't make sense
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to me though, if I'm being
honest, Like, go all the way
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back to dinosaurs and shit, and
there was alligators right there was like kaprosucas
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and and what was the one,
the Sarco sucus or whatever the hell the
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big one? Yeah, yeah,
and like all these allega and shit pretty
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much like they got to this design
and they're like, I think we're good
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guys, feeling pretty good, Like
we could pretty much eat whatever we want.
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So where are those at? Why
did they? You know what I
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mean? Yeah, they're great white
like it never wanted to evolve. Yeah,
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I mean tell me, honest to
god, how how shocked would you
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actually be if they were like we
found a megalodon? Not shocked? I'm
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like, I just feel like that's
a like a way low one on the
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radar. People are like they're ready
to be like, yeah, it's probably
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fucking it's probably there, But the
calorie, like the calorie intake that that
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would have to go through each day. Yeah, like what how big did
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it say? Was like eighty foot
or something? I might be way off,
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like because I remember they used fucking
centimeters or goddamn things. He should
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know what. Apparently he's killed two
so far. It's a meglet. Are
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you guys aware of the fact that
there's a theory that the Uranus is moons
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some of them? Yeah? Yeah, child, I wanted to go lab.
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I want to go to Lab until
you did. Some parents there.
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I didn't hear the planet, he
said, I'm sorry, Uranus Uranus.
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I'm trying like I almost didn't tell
this story because I knew that. I
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knew we were gonna act like we
were five. He sit there like,
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I know my friends. Yeah,
I don't know. The moons of Uranus
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um a few of them. There's
a theory that there's a possibility that could
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uh maintain life, which is which
what's the Do we know the names of
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those moons? There's twenty seven of
them, so no, there's no no,
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you're right, but the uh there's
thinking that to no, fuck,
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oh god, is this the yeah? Yeah, to Titania Titania and Oberon
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maybe warm enough to support life because
of the um the chlorides and i'm the
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chlorides, ammonia and salt were reduced
the freezing temperature of water, and the
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radioactive decay heat from within the moons
could create conditions warm enough to allow for
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the liquid oceans. Thank you.
Yeah, I know, Uh, God,
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damn it, I know that not
everybody knows about your as God damn
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it, Uranus. Let's be We're
gonna be adults, We're gonna grow up.
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Okay, here we go. You're
in. This is uh often not
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on the radar. I feel like
you're in this should get more respect,
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more more. What do you what
do you call? Because you always hear
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about like Jupiter. You know,
Jupiter's all, it's all, it's moons
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Jupiter. You always hear about that. And you hear about what was the
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one? Uh Europa? Yeah,
like they're they're like dead dead ass certain
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that Europa has got something on it. M Yeah, that's one of the
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Jupiter's moons, right, I think
so yeah, I've got a um,
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I've got another moon story here for
you would make any more mooning jokes.
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I was really close. Take a
look at my moon here and this isn't
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your age. Oh, eBay Motors, we had to edit this out.
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I'm not giving a free ad.
I'm not giving anything free ad. I
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do like this commercial, though.
How do you like those days wipers?
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Dave a little small? Yeah,
I wasn't intending on that to happen.
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This is the first time, so
eBay Motors free ad. Okay, here
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you go. Space rock slams into
the moon. Oh yeah, I saw
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that. Did you see that?
Yeah? Boom? Can you imagine how
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freaking big that explosion was if you
could see it right? Hey, that's
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nuts. Can you imagine if you
were looking up at the moon and seeing
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it like you just happened to be
looking at the right time, did I?
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It took me well a bit to
figure out where it was. Then
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I realized there was an arrow a
benefit That rock hits youranus, though,
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Tyler, you would have noticed it. Yeah, yeah, sorry, Yeah,
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that's awesome. I did see something
about that, but I didn't know
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there was videos. That's bad ass. Yeah, I love it. I
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love it the fucking dude space stuff, especially lately, like how much shit
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that they're finding. It's awesome.
I just eat it up. Yeah,
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incredible stuff. Oh yeah, that's
a pretty bad ass. I did.
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I wish I could. I bet
I could find that one. Though.
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In regards to the fireball, there
was a story where this lady was literally
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like sitting there showing this big ass
rock she had like laying on her table,
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and it just flew right through their
house. I'm like, dude,
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I can only imagine, you know, sitting there watching TV or something that
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boom to say, hit your house
and scares the shit out of you.
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If I can find it. This
one here is not space related, but
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ancient necropolis has been unearthed, which
can we talk about how awesome the word
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necropolis is. Yeah, they have
like a city of the dead. Yeah,
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yeah, that's a pretty badass.
They were excavating near the cathedral and
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Notre Dame and covered a two thousand
more than two thousand year old necropolis,
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revealing coffins with reins of more than
fifty individuals. They were trying to expand
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it. They were trying to expand
the subway system and found it. That's
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kind of an inconvenience. Yeah,
oops, dead people. Yeah shit,
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it's like exactly the scenario you don't
want, because you know, that's when
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you start getting into like curses,
mummies, you know, undeads. These
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are all things that you don't want
to happen when you're when you're building a
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subway, I imagine. Okay,
so I found I found the pictures.
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I noticed. I know this didn't
happen with your fireball, but I feel
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like it's it might be related,
you know, like I want to add
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these to this show here real quick
to show you guys this this is pretty
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wild. I set one to the
archet, but uh, I ended up
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not needing to. So here's the
here's the offender. That's what flew through
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their house. Goodness, and look
at the you can actually see top left
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corner there the actual dent it made
in the flour. Now that's real hardwood.
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Look at that, Yeah, that's
oak flooring. Those are like two
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and a half inch wide planks,
so that's like a five inch rock.
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Look at that ship and end up
here. Oh she's mad, yeah,
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oh man, they get it.
Oh god, she's gonna have a roof
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leak. Yeah. You know the
worst part is looking above the windows.
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Somebody's been doing some drywall patching,
so she was already working on this.
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Yeah, and then you know,
she's like almost ready to sand and and
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this fucking thing keeps flying through right
now, She's got a roof leak and
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everything else. Isn't that crazy?
Though? Like could you imagine it?
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You're like sitting there and this thing
just flies to your fucking ceiling and you're
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like, God damn it. First
the goddamn lava outside, now this shit.
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Yeah, I've got a I've got
a time traveler image. Oh,
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I don't know if it's gonna let
me save it. Oh. I love
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these. I love the ones where
they share like the guy and like back
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in the nineteen thirties with the with
the phone walking through. Yeah, and
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they still can't figure it out,
Like they still don't know what the hell
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he was doing, Like was he
talking to somebody? I see if I
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can get this one to load up, it's not a jue peg. Let's
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see here. I'll be honest with
you guys though, that the cell phone
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guy, the time traveler. I
feel like I've debunked it. Well,
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I'm about to blow your mind on
this one, all right. So they're
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umberto Romano created a painting Mister Pimberto
pin Sean and the Settling of Springfield in
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nineteen thirty seven, and it remains
unchanged to this day. And it's a
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seventeenth century negotiation between English setters and
indigenous people of Springfield, Massachusetts. What
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the fuck did you say, sprinkles, Massachusetts, Springfield. Oh yeah,
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so I could probably debump this by
saying that it could be like a hand
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mirror or something. But that does
look like an iPhone. I mean,
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there's a lot of shit going on
in this picture. That's that's messing with
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me. Okay, Right, look
at the size of that guy in pink's
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ankles, right, like he never
skipped leg day, not even once.
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Oh my god. Yeah, he's
yeah, you know, his upper torso
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is so much disportionate to his to
his bottom is on his right biceps pretty
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big, but that every left leg
is enormous. Yeah. You guys really
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critiquing the artwork. Well, I'm
just saying, like, like, look
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at that, and then who let
the goddamn cow hang it, just hang
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out with everybody, right, like
the cow? Or why why is he
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there? He should be out in
the field somewhere, right. Yeah,
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there a witch in the background.
There's literally a witch flying around in the
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background to the top. Right,
Oh my God, I didn't even see
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that. And yeah, and then
that fellow there without a shirt tied to
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a post for whatever reason. Yeah, everybody has a six pack. One
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guy there, he's got a six
pack on his back. And then back
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in the back towards the left,
there there's a naked chick looking at some
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dude stealing shit out of the boat. That is true, I see.
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So I'm like, dude, they
got I mean, this dude, he
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all he's doing is getting a selfie
with this with this crazy shit going on,
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because it's he knows, he knows
he's never gonna have a chance for
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this again, nobody's gonna believe it
otherwise. Yeah, you know why I
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think this is more believable though,
Like you could say, like that's a
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that dude has a cell phone and
this is this is a time travel.
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It's that it's because Harma hide this
for a second in the in the video,
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I saw the guy goes walking past
the screen and the crowd right and
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he's like this, And that's how
you know it's fake, right there,
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promited because if he wouldn't have been
walking through the crowd like this. Ah,
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good point. So you're saying that
he wouldn't make a phone call at
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all. I'm just saying, like
you'd have a lot more chances of catching
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somebody stared at their phone then you
do this. Not only that, who
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are the caller? There's no phone
service? Yeah, that's that's that's the
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travel they got time travel phone service. It's probably like collect calls, say
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you have to you're charged every minute
that you have to make an inner charges.
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It's like the ultimate roaming charges.
Like yeah, so like okay,
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it's twenty twenty three M. I'm
in current times with a current cell phone,
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and I have SOS on my phone
right now. This is why I
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have a hard time believing anybody could
time travel and use their cell phone because
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I'm in current times and cannot use
my cell phone here. Yeah. Yeah,
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SOS is less than no service.
You know that guy's right, Like
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when it goes into SOS, the
only thing it'll do is dial nine one
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one maybe. Yeah, it's like
a crapsheet whether it's going to do that,
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right, yea, because no service, no service, so will still
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bounce off the nearest competitor's tower.
Yeah, it literally says, so I
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wish I could show you. I'll
tell you what. Yeah, I'm gonna
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screenshot it. I don't because there's
probably a bunch of people that have never
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seen this. Here done, I'm
gonna share it to our Facebook chat.
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If you could pop that up or
Denny, that would be great. All
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right, I'll grab it. Yeah, because I doubt many people have even
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seen this, So there's no way
the guys walking around and whatever time that
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isn't twenty twenties are higher with any
phone service at all. Here we go?
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Yeah, where did he go?
I wish I would have been a
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little more prepared on that one,
but I didn't know this was a conversation
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was going to happen. So now
I feel like there's a lot of dinner
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in the show. I'm trying to
Oh, there it is, God damn
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it. I got the new browser
that's like you have to go in and
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like give it permission to save the
file. It's like, dude, I
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clicked on it or there you go. So yeah, how many folks in
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the uh this listening has ever seen
sos only in the corner of their phone
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where it usually tells you your phone
service. Wow, dude, Yeah,
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that's hilarious though, I mean but
yeah, I mean kind of. I
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mean, that's a good point.
It's like, who the hell is the
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guy calling? Is there this time
travelers technology? That good? Right?
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Yeah? I mean we got we
got that other dude, We got this
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guy back here to taking selfies.
I think he's using his iPhone calculator to
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make sure the deal is a good
deal. Yeah, because he doesn't see
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again a dugout bathtub. But it's
definitely not a canoe. It's not big
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enough to be a canoe. Yeah, so I guess that's a dugout bathtub.
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It looks like the guy in pink
behind him just realized he was taking
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a selfie. Say, He's like, oh, I'm gonna show off my
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new outfit. Yeah, you know. Okay, back there by the witch,
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the lady to the left, she
is ripped, like she's straight up
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ripped. Dude, look at that. Look at like she has biceps like
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massive. That was way too loud
anyway. Yeah, I don't know,
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man, the time traveler thing,
there's so many problems with it, you
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know what I mean. I have
a hell of a time with it.
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Speaking of time travel I'll see if
I can do this. I don't know
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how to do this. How do
I rip a Twitter video and put it
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on here. I think you just
have to share screen on that one.
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I don't think he can. I
don't have Twitter, so I don't know.
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Um, you guys want to see
a time traveling dinosaur? Absolutely all
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right, I absolutely want to see
a time traveling dinosaur. You're ready?
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Yeah, look at the size.
Holy shit, look at that guy.
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His name is Chunk of Sourus.
God. Look at the size of that
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snapping turtle, Chunk of Source.
Yep, Oh my god, he's huge.
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He just that's the guy. He
just does whatever he wants. Dude,
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even alligators probably don't mess with him. And that's a common too.
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Look at that Yeah, that's abnormal
for a common. That's not even an
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alligator, that's just a common.
Yeah. He look at his claws,
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that's definitely uh. I mean I
wish I wish I knew how big the
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links of those chains are. But
that guy is huge. I wish I
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could see his front feet better,
because that's how you tell from male or
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female. Really, yeah, the
first two claws. Yeah, if those
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claws are really long, then it's
a male. And it's it's so funny
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because when they see the female,
they do this thing where they go and
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I always thought it was hilarious,
like they'll swim up in front of the
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female like and that's what she's like, Oh they do they sing good bye
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horses when they do. I don't
know, but but they're literally like they
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just went. That's how they that's
how they pull the women. I don't
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know. It's weird turtles. Man. That's all my all my news for
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the days. So I feel like
if I did that, I would get
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punched in the face. Ladies,
you can't because you've got the boy.
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Yeah. Uh. I got a
couple of fan emails. I have.
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I have another email, but I
kind of wanted to save it for next
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episode because it's going to take us
some time to dissect. But we got
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a couple of fan right is.
I wanted to make sure we got them,
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got them out there. Let's see
here. Let me go to the
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first one here there is Okay,
So this is from a fan of the
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show, Harley. Big shout out
to Harley from writing in Keeping the Scene
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Alive. Harley all right, So
he says, hey, guys, I
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have a question for you in regards
to the dog Man phenomenon. I am
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definitely a skeptic. However, a
couple of weeks ago, I was listening
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to a podcast while working that said, at one point in our history,
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people in the US were keeping hyaenas
as exotic pets, which I have not
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looked into, but I do know
that Teddy Roosevelt had a hyena. Anyway,
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the podcast went on to state that
when the exotic pet laws started to
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being enforced and fines were going up, instead of turning them in which they
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would which they would have been financially
responsible for, they just let him go.
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The podcast went on to feature a
call from someone who said that when
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they were young, the family were
driving from Winchester to Lexington when the guy,
406
00:35:17.440 --> 00:35:21.400
who was a child at the time
said he thought he saw hyena at
407
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the side of the road. I
know that's a stretch to think of a
408
00:35:23.599 --> 00:35:28.559
bunch of hyenas were let out,
formed a pack and now run the countryside.
409
00:35:29.039 --> 00:35:31.119
However, it does make a lot
more sense than some of the other
410
00:35:31.199 --> 00:35:35.559
theories out there. And being from
Kentucky, I was wondering if you've heard
411
00:35:35.559 --> 00:35:37.639
of hyaenas being seen and get get
your thoughts on this. Thank you.
412
00:35:39.440 --> 00:35:43.159
That's a new one for me.
That is a new one for me too.
413
00:35:43.440 --> 00:35:47.400
I definitely into that. That's pretty
absolutely I would like to as of
414
00:35:47.960 --> 00:35:51.559
as of this moment, Harley,
you just put us on the on the
415
00:35:51.599 --> 00:35:57.360
trail and you know, honestly,
that's not that far fetched to be.
416
00:35:57.639 --> 00:35:59.880
I mean, if you really think
about it, because we have that exact
417
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:04.199
situation going on right now. Yeah. I don't know if you guys are
418
00:36:04.239 --> 00:36:12.440
aware, but Pablo Escobar had a
zoo, really and when he got caught,
419
00:36:13.519 --> 00:36:16.880
his animals broke out. Oh shit, kind of is it kind of
420
00:36:16.880 --> 00:36:21.679
like what happened up in Ohio?
Sort of? Yeah, But there's like
421
00:36:21.840 --> 00:36:28.360
hippos and everything else that are causing
major issues in certain areas. Oh that's
422
00:36:28.360 --> 00:36:32.800
like the worst. Yeah. Yeah, there's hippos and snakes and big cats,
423
00:36:32.880 --> 00:36:37.880
and hippos are dicks, dude,
Hippos are dicks. Like, that's
424
00:36:37.880 --> 00:36:42.519
the last thing you want running around, right. Could you imagine instead of
425
00:36:42.559 --> 00:36:45.960
the cow thing that happened to you, Josh, you were sitting there watching
426
00:36:46.000 --> 00:36:50.239
TV and he turned to looks and
there's some fucking hippos staring in the window
427
00:36:50.280 --> 00:36:58.199
at you. There's little ears flapping
back in the Yeah, because that's the
428
00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:00.679
thing, is like a cow will
just staring the window at you, but
429
00:37:00.719 --> 00:37:04.239
a hippo will come through the window
as you. Yeah, you know those
430
00:37:04.280 --> 00:37:09.239
things like capsized boats and shit.
Yeah, they're terrible. Hippos are vicious,
431
00:37:09.960 --> 00:37:15.519
dude, But I mean dicks,
I mean, you know what I
432
00:37:15.559 --> 00:37:19.880
mean. They they've lived with with, you know, alligators and shit all
433
00:37:19.920 --> 00:37:22.920
the time. So it's like I
feel like, I mean, I'm not
434
00:37:22.000 --> 00:37:24.719
trying to defend them, but I
feel like, you know, if you
435
00:37:24.760 --> 00:37:29.239
live with alligators all the time,
you know what I mean, you kind
436
00:37:29.280 --> 00:37:31.840
of have to be a dick.
It's just like, oh, you're you're
437
00:37:31.880 --> 00:37:36.760
not a hippo, so you're an
alligator. Yeah, it just sees everything
438
00:37:36.800 --> 00:37:40.599
as an alligator. Maybe it does. Maybe it's like I mean, you
439
00:37:40.639 --> 00:37:44.639
know, like let's keep the mind
too, Like, you know, hippos
440
00:37:44.639 --> 00:37:51.559
are herbivores and that's what that's what
makes it really strange that they're so violent
441
00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:58.480
is because that's not a typical herbivore
thing, you know, right, well,
442
00:37:58.639 --> 00:38:04.119
they only want I'm gonna I'm basing
this off of what. I don't
443
00:38:04.119 --> 00:38:07.440
know if this is one hundred percent
true, But what was it? The
444
00:38:07.440 --> 00:38:15.320
Thilo Thyla scene? Yeah, are
the Yeah, remember the the claw chicken
445
00:38:15.400 --> 00:38:22.599
k oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's yeah, that's a that's a
446
00:38:22.679 --> 00:38:27.920
herbivore, and it it was depicted
as being mean, very vicious, you
447
00:38:27.920 --> 00:38:32.400
know, they're they're actually trying to
dispute that though. They are, Yeah,
448
00:38:32.920 --> 00:38:37.760
but it's like they keep finding fossils
that hey have like other farino like
449
00:38:37.840 --> 00:38:42.320
claw marks in it. So I'm
like, like, man, who are
450
00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:46.159
you defending? You know what I
mean? Yeah? What? What What
451
00:38:46.239 --> 00:38:50.039
gets me though with the hippos is
like you don't have to even be that
452
00:38:50.159 --> 00:38:54.079
close to them, and they'll come
to you. Like most herbivores, you
453
00:38:54.119 --> 00:38:58.239
know, like bulls or whatever.
They see you. If you stay far
454
00:38:58.360 --> 00:39:01.679
enough away, they might stomp and
you know, snort, But if you
455
00:39:01.719 --> 00:39:06.280
don't get any closer, that's not
a problem. You know, elephants a
456
00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:08.000
blow charge you if you get too
close, but for the most part,
457
00:39:08.079 --> 00:39:13.719
they just kind of watch you,
you know, hippos, hippos see you
458
00:39:13.920 --> 00:39:16.880
and they charge at you. I
think it's like a hippo rhino thing.
459
00:39:16.920 --> 00:39:21.519
Our hippos, rhinos, and elephants
all part of the packet drm family or
460
00:39:21.599 --> 00:39:24.880
is it my mistaken I have no
idea. I would definitely like to know
461
00:39:25.000 --> 00:39:30.760
that. I but I thought prehistoric
hippos, I thought they actually ate meat
462
00:39:30.880 --> 00:39:34.840
and they were carnivores. In herb
revards, it could be a layover thing.
463
00:39:35.480 --> 00:39:39.000
Yeah. I will say this though
from experience, that hippos are very
464
00:39:39.119 --> 00:39:44.760
violent, and I want to I
wanted to do a shout out to my
465
00:39:44.760 --> 00:39:47.559
mother in law for saving my life. It looks like she's trying to push
466
00:39:47.599 --> 00:39:51.599
him further down on you. Well, it looks like that, but she
467
00:39:51.719 --> 00:39:53.119
was, She's like, you know, don't don't eat my son in law.
468
00:39:53.159 --> 00:39:55.639
You know what I mean. Yeah, it looks more like she's like,
469
00:39:55.679 --> 00:39:59.679
eat my son in law, eat
it, eat it. You know.
470
00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:01.239
Did I look at it like that? Though? I mean, I
471
00:40:01.280 --> 00:40:04.880
don't know. Maybe she was trying
to like I had finished this guy off.
472
00:40:04.960 --> 00:40:08.519
Yeah, I gotta give her a
call today to talk to her.
473
00:40:08.599 --> 00:40:13.519
She was, you know, So
I did recently get to get a photo
474
00:40:13.559 --> 00:40:15.800
of sasquatch. Guys, you want
to see it. Sure, I know
475
00:40:15.800 --> 00:40:19.159
this is a big news to lay
on you, but there he is.
476
00:40:21.639 --> 00:40:25.960
What do you think I like how
he's kind of doing the Batman thing.
477
00:40:27.599 --> 00:40:30.960
Yeah, he's holding his arm overs. Yeah, yeah, like real fake.
478
00:40:31.400 --> 00:40:38.199
I am the night I think that
there's no way in hell a creature
479
00:40:38.239 --> 00:40:43.480
that looks like that could roam the
wilderness of North America because that hair would
480
00:40:43.519 --> 00:40:47.440
be so mad at up with birds? Right? Do they not have birds
481
00:40:47.480 --> 00:40:52.199
where those things are from? Um? I have no idea. But when
482
00:40:52.239 --> 00:40:55.440
I was when I was at the
zoo and watching him and watching him,
483
00:40:55.480 --> 00:41:00.440
you know, running around, when
he sat down, and it's kind of
484
00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:04.119
like he kind of sat down and
he like looked and looked right at you.
485
00:41:05.559 --> 00:41:07.719
Man, I won't lie for a
second sitting there like kind of looking
486
00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:14.199
at him, trying to like making
make eye contact where he for like a
487
00:41:14.320 --> 00:41:19.719
hot second, you can almost suspend
disbelief. You know. It's a weird
488
00:41:19.840 --> 00:41:22.159
thing, man, seeing seeing these
you know, these type of primates up
489
00:41:22.159 --> 00:41:27.639
closed, You're like, damn,
man, there really isn't that much difference,
490
00:41:27.760 --> 00:41:30.280
is there? You know, it's
pretty wild. Not to get so
491
00:41:30.400 --> 00:41:35.480
sidetracked though, but Harley, thank
you for writing that in And I definitely
492
00:41:35.480 --> 00:41:38.559
want to look into this hyena thing. Thank you. It's uh, it's
493
00:41:38.599 --> 00:41:43.920
really awesome. But I think it's
not too far out of the out of
494
00:41:43.920 --> 00:41:47.039
the Roman possibilities. But it makes
sense always. We said it a while
495
00:41:47.079 --> 00:41:52.400
back. Is I mean, there's
there's more tigers in America than there isn't
496
00:41:52.400 --> 00:41:59.440
the wild. Yeah, I mean, that's that's insanity. Yeah, I
497
00:41:59.639 --> 00:42:02.440
was thinking. I watched this comic
that was talking about zoos and such.
498
00:42:04.000 --> 00:42:07.960
He was like talking about like all
these animals we go out and we we
499
00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:10.320
take them and we bring them back
and we put them in zoos, you
500
00:42:10.360 --> 00:42:15.320
know. And even I felt my
heart strings tug Man when we saw the
501
00:42:15.360 --> 00:42:19.679
cheetah at the zoo and it's it's
just pacing, pacing, and I'm like,
502
00:42:20.400 --> 00:42:25.360
this is like the fastest animal on
earth and he can't run. He
503
00:42:25.440 --> 00:42:30.519
can't run. He's just there to
be our entertainment. That's sad yea.
504
00:42:30.000 --> 00:42:35.679
But the comic went on to say
that the only animal in the zoo that
505
00:42:35.760 --> 00:42:42.199
was probably okay with it it was
giraffes. And he will say it how
506
00:42:42.280 --> 00:42:45.559
like, you know, if you
could actually speak to the animal and talk
507
00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:50.440
to it, the giraffe would probably
be the most optimistic about the zoo because
508
00:42:50.440 --> 00:42:52.000
it's like, hey, hey,
guys, you know, gather round and
509
00:42:52.079 --> 00:42:54.480
the drafts. I'll walk up and
you're like, all right, so I'm
510
00:42:54.519 --> 00:42:59.079
looking first of volunteers here, we're
gonna we're gonna knock you out, so
511
00:42:59.079 --> 00:43:01.639
you're not even gonna know. We're
gonna take you to a place where you
512
00:43:01.800 --> 00:43:06.519
never have to run away from anything
ever again. And you're gonna be fed
513
00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:10.800
multiple times a day and you're always
gonna have water, and the drafts would
514
00:43:10.800 --> 00:43:15.320
probably be like, man, you
take this. Actually sounds pretty fucking good,
515
00:43:15.679 --> 00:43:19.400
is there? What about lions?
There's lions right there. Lions are
516
00:43:19.440 --> 00:43:21.519
gonna eat us. No, no, they're they're in a different thing and
517
00:43:21.559 --> 00:43:30.320
they can't get to you. Sign
me up, you know what I mean.
518
00:43:30.440 --> 00:43:34.840
Like the giraffe would be totally on
board. You know. It was
519
00:43:34.840 --> 00:43:37.480
pretty funny though. Man. They
had the wild birds, like the ostriches
520
00:43:37.519 --> 00:43:40.519
and ship. They had this pen
and I was sitting there looking at it
521
00:43:40.519 --> 00:43:44.719
and we were like me and my
family were sitting there and it's like,
522
00:43:45.119 --> 00:43:47.159
I don't know what's keeping all these
birds in. And I look over to
523
00:43:47.199 --> 00:43:52.559
the right it just on the other
side is the lion exhibit, and like
524
00:43:52.679 --> 00:44:04.039
every fucking lion is sitting there like
and I'm like, maybe it's that.
525
00:44:04.960 --> 00:44:07.360
Hey, the birds are like,
fuck no, I'm not fucking jumping out
526
00:44:07.400 --> 00:44:12.320
of this thing. You're fucking crazy. There's fucking lions over there. Yeah,
527
00:44:12.360 --> 00:44:16.400
I don't know. It's pretty funny
though, but wild animals and making
528
00:44:16.440 --> 00:44:20.960
them pets, you know, the
tiger king was no coincidence. That shit
529
00:44:21.079 --> 00:44:23.800
happened as people have this shit,
you know, and most of the time,
530
00:44:23.840 --> 00:44:27.400
if you haven't pet hyena, it
ends up eating your ass anyway.
531
00:44:29.760 --> 00:44:31.239
You know. Mamber one lady that
had one. It was on one of
532
00:44:31.280 --> 00:44:37.079
these like Fatal Pets or whatever shows, and when she was at work,
533
00:44:37.119 --> 00:44:40.039
the fucker broke out and like literally
ripped all the plumbing out of her fucking
534
00:44:40.039 --> 00:44:45.119
house. It was like taking into
the fucking walls and pulling them pipes out,
535
00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:50.000
and shit, I'm like, I
don't remember that. Yeah, They'm
536
00:44:50.079 --> 00:44:53.760
like, you can't trust these fuckers. Yeah, how do you get it
537
00:44:53.760 --> 00:44:58.159
back in once it gets out?
That's the can you imagine like coming home
538
00:44:58.199 --> 00:45:00.880
and just think it's everything's normal.
You open your front door in the back
539
00:45:00.880 --> 00:45:04.519
half of your house is opened up, and there's a hyena staring you down.
540
00:45:05.199 --> 00:45:12.480
Yeah, fuck that away, Yeah, thank you, no, thank
541
00:45:12.519 --> 00:45:15.559
you? All right, I got
I got one more here for you guys,
542
00:45:16.039 --> 00:45:22.000
And uh, yeah, I promise
you probably never heard anything like this
543
00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:30.159
one before. A fan of the
show I didn't expressly get permission to use
544
00:45:30.199 --> 00:45:36.960
his name. I'll just call him
Owen. Owen writes in I live in
545
00:45:37.000 --> 00:45:39.880
Pike County and I went through some
very scary stuff for about three months straight.
546
00:45:42.000 --> 00:45:45.000
I'm telling you right now, I
saw a gargoyle behind my house.
547
00:45:45.480 --> 00:45:50.199
I woke up one night. Something
something woke me up out of a dead
548
00:45:50.239 --> 00:45:52.719
sleep. I opened my eyes and
there were something small with pointy ears,
549
00:45:52.800 --> 00:45:57.719
long skinny legs and arms, had
big hands and feet, and it was
550
00:45:57.800 --> 00:46:05.199
laying on its side on my nightstand, looking me in the face. Obviously,
551
00:46:05.239 --> 00:46:08.639
I responded to that, like,
please tell me more. Everything I'm
552
00:46:08.639 --> 00:46:12.440
telling you is the God's truth.
This happened to me about eight years ago.
553
00:46:12.960 --> 00:46:15.440
When I opened up my eyes I
saw the thing. I was so
554
00:46:15.480 --> 00:46:19.519
scared I couldn't even raise my head. I just shut my eyes as tight
555
00:46:19.599 --> 00:46:22.719
as I could. I don't even
know how long. But when I gained
556
00:46:22.840 --> 00:46:25.559
enough courage to open them again,
it was gone. So when the morning
557
00:46:25.559 --> 00:46:31.199
came, my ex woke me up, told that he laughed and told me
558
00:46:31.239 --> 00:46:36.679
I was crazy, and then I
made him switch sides of the bed with
559
00:46:36.800 --> 00:46:42.920
me. Oh you know what,
I misread this. I'm sorry Owens is
560
00:46:42.920 --> 00:46:47.400
the last name here. Sorry about
that. Um, where was I at
561
00:46:47.480 --> 00:46:52.400
here? He was so scared.
Oh, I looked over and saw my
562
00:46:52.480 --> 00:46:57.440
husband's eyes open when I said,
before he could say anything, I saw
563
00:46:57.519 --> 00:47:01.559
that thing again, he said,
with the tears rolling down his face,
564
00:47:01.599 --> 00:47:07.559
that he'd gotten hit. He's I
don't understand this, he said. He
565
00:47:07.599 --> 00:47:12.360
was so scared he could hardly raise
his head off the pillow. He said,
566
00:47:12.440 --> 00:47:15.719
something woke him up out of a
sleep, and before he could close
567
00:47:15.760 --> 00:47:20.719
his eyes back, he saw a
long, skinny arm with great big hands
568
00:47:20.840 --> 00:47:24.400
make a fist and hit him in
the eye. And after that he always
569
00:47:24.440 --> 00:47:29.599
slept with the lights on. But
that was just the beginning, he got.
570
00:47:29.800 --> 00:47:31.639
It got so much worse from there, I promised. For three months,
571
00:47:31.639 --> 00:47:35.760
I saw shadow figures that chased me
out of the bedroom, through my
572
00:47:35.840 --> 00:47:39.079
home, and much more. I
still go through the years with the things
573
00:47:39.079 --> 00:47:44.840
I've seen, like they follow me. I've heard something growl right beside me
574
00:47:44.840 --> 00:47:47.480
in my ear, waking me up
so loud that my eardroom would vibrate.
575
00:47:51.199 --> 00:47:53.760
This gargles A dick, dude,
it is. Can you imagine just waking
576
00:47:53.800 --> 00:48:00.519
up me and punched in the face. Yeah, so she was she saw
577
00:48:00.559 --> 00:48:07.119
it, and like the mental image
I got was that it was laying yeah,
578
00:48:07.320 --> 00:48:10.159
you know what I mean, Like
like he totally was laying there like
579
00:48:10.800 --> 00:48:15.039
I'm a dick and I'm about to
do stuff, you know what I mean.
580
00:48:15.320 --> 00:48:20.599
Yeah, and then the husband gets
punched in the eye. So I
581
00:48:21.760 --> 00:48:25.320
read this and I think you skipped
a paragraph, did I? Because I
582
00:48:25.400 --> 00:48:31.000
read it and it's two separate events. Oh I did, dude? Yep,
583
00:48:35.599 --> 00:48:39.320
okay, I see that that says
here. Uh, going back a
584
00:48:39.360 --> 00:48:43.400
little bit, when the morning came
and my husband woke up, I told
585
00:48:43.480 --> 00:48:45.840
him. He laughed and told me
I was crazy, and I laughed on
586
00:48:45.039 --> 00:48:49.280
lafe more so I switched sides of
the bed with him. About two weeks
587
00:48:49.400 --> 00:48:52.400
later, I was woken up again
the same way. When I opened my
588
00:48:52.440 --> 00:48:54.960
eyes, I immediately saw my four
year old looking at me. I looked
589
00:48:55.000 --> 00:49:00.840
down and there again laying between her, and there was again laying between her
590
00:49:00.840 --> 00:49:05.199
and I. Once again, I
shut my eyes, and when I opened
591
00:49:05.239 --> 00:49:13.719
him, that was gone, Oh
yeah, yeah, dude, I totally
592
00:49:14.000 --> 00:49:20.320
I missed misunderstood this big time.
So when I then I looked over saw
593
00:49:20.480 --> 00:49:23.559
my husband's eyes were open, I
said, before he could say anything,
594
00:49:23.719 --> 00:49:28.800
I saw that thing again, he
said, with tears rolling down his face,
595
00:49:28.840 --> 00:49:32.239
that he'd gotten hit. He was
so scared he could hardly raise his
596
00:49:32.280 --> 00:49:36.960
head off the pillow. He said, something woke him up out of a
597
00:49:37.000 --> 00:49:38.960
dead sleep and before he could close
this. Okay, wow, yeah,
598
00:49:38.960 --> 00:49:44.239
I missed. I missed the whole
middle section there. Holy shit. Yeah,
599
00:49:44.119 --> 00:49:51.159
when you got confused about yeah the
ex husband. Yeah. So so
600
00:49:51.239 --> 00:49:57.519
this lady writes in and she sees
it, freaks out, switches sides because
601
00:49:57.559 --> 00:50:01.320
the husband at the time didn't believe
it. Then she sees it again,
602
00:50:01.760 --> 00:50:07.639
rolls over and he's been accosted by
this thing. Wow. Yeah, yeah,
603
00:50:07.639 --> 00:50:12.559
so I misunderstood it. I actually
thought when I mis misread it,
604
00:50:12.599 --> 00:50:15.199
But when I skipped ahead and it
said it, he had tears rolling down
605
00:50:15.199 --> 00:50:19.320
his face. I actually thought that
he was like like laughing at her.
606
00:50:19.679 --> 00:50:23.920
Yeah, but that's not the case
at all. Apparently he also was attacked
607
00:50:24.000 --> 00:50:31.400
by I would love to hear the
ex husband's side, like what happened directly
608
00:50:31.440 --> 00:50:36.760
to him. I wonder if we
should try to get her on and just
609
00:50:36.880 --> 00:50:38.400
have her tell the story. I
mean, you know, you think about
610
00:50:38.400 --> 00:50:42.639
that. That's one of my favorite
things about stories when you're collaberating with people
611
00:50:42.679 --> 00:50:45.840
that shouldn't collaborate with each other,
but are so if if the ex husband
612
00:50:46.119 --> 00:50:50.880
and her are both telling yeah,
this happened, absolutely, you know,
613
00:50:52.320 --> 00:50:57.039
it would be really cool to see
would get her and eventually get her ex
614
00:50:57.039 --> 00:51:00.559
on as well. Yeah, that
would be that would be pretty interesting.
615
00:51:00.639 --> 00:51:04.760
Gargoyles, any of you guys out
there listening, you guys ever heard anything
616
00:51:04.800 --> 00:51:08.239
like that? Let us know.
I thought gargoyles are protectors. Yeah,
617
00:51:08.239 --> 00:51:13.480
that's the whole that's the whole point
of the them to be on buildings and
618
00:51:13.480 --> 00:51:16.000
stuff. It's like kind of like
a scare crew. Yeah, the spirits
619
00:51:16.360 --> 00:51:21.400
ward off ever spirits. Yeah,
they're supposed to be protectors. So like
620
00:51:21.679 --> 00:51:28.559
that's why I was confused by the
I guess malevolence, like of this creature.
621
00:51:29.400 --> 00:51:32.039
Uh did you pay ten dollars for
that word? It was it was
622
00:51:32.159 --> 00:51:36.199
Une last week. I knew it
was ten bucks. It's usually a fifteen
623
00:51:36.199 --> 00:51:39.360
dollar word. Yeah, pull on
Tyler's books. I can make up words
624
00:51:39.360 --> 00:51:46.159
to sound more photo set. This
is too Tyler mad. Sorry, but
625
00:51:47.159 --> 00:51:53.400
that's why I was confused by Like
maybe it was infatuated with the Like I'm
626
00:51:53.440 --> 00:51:59.599
not trying to creep like, if
this person's listening, I don't want to
627
00:51:59.599 --> 00:52:04.400
creepy out. But the reason why
when you switch sides, it made it
628
00:52:04.440 --> 00:52:09.920
angry because it's more infatuated with you
with the person. And when they saw
629
00:52:09.960 --> 00:52:14.440
it, it was like, that's
not that's not that's not her like punch
630
00:52:14.480 --> 00:52:19.119
it. Yeah, socks some of
the vasers or was he there for ill
631
00:52:19.199 --> 00:52:23.920
intent in them? Like from the
get go? And then well hopefully she
632
00:52:24.000 --> 00:52:28.679
responds. I shot her message just
now to maybe she can get on with
633
00:52:28.760 --> 00:52:30.719
us and tell us the whole thing. It'd be pretty pretty interesting. And
634
00:52:30.760 --> 00:52:34.480
if we could possibly get the X
to tell his side, that'd be awesome
635
00:52:34.480 --> 00:52:37.840
too. Yeah, that would be
fantastic, I because I want to get
636
00:52:37.840 --> 00:52:42.519
to the bottom of that. That's
yeah story. Now you know, the
637
00:52:42.960 --> 00:52:46.320
calling it a gargoyle doesn't necessarily mean
it's a gargoyle, but right, I
638
00:52:46.360 --> 00:52:50.840
want to know what the hell it
is? Yeah, I mean, what
639
00:52:51.119 --> 00:52:57.199
what spindling creatures out there going fisty
coast with people sleeping. If that's if
640
00:52:57.199 --> 00:53:01.039
that's something that we have to deal
with, I'd just I don't I don't
641
00:53:01.079 --> 00:53:06.280
need it. I don't need it
in my life. Well, I'd like
642
00:53:06.320 --> 00:53:07.880
to sleep peacefully and not have to
worry about waking up and being punched in
643
00:53:07.920 --> 00:53:15.000
the eye. Yeah, my fucking
little demon debonic gargoyles. But I think
644
00:53:15.280 --> 00:53:17.280
I think I knew. I think
I'd come out of my sleep going full
645
00:53:17.280 --> 00:53:22.119
cave man and you know, yeah
yeah picking it up and just swinging it
646
00:53:22.159 --> 00:53:24.000
around the road. Yeah, I
was gonna say, I can there's a
647
00:53:24.119 --> 00:53:28.119
I think there's a reason why this
ship doesn't happen to guys like us,
648
00:53:30.719 --> 00:53:36.000
or hat it has happened, but
it always ends badly for whatever. Yeah,
649
00:53:36.599 --> 00:53:39.039
like I would have grabbed its feet
and just started smacking it all over
650
00:53:39.199 --> 00:53:45.159
everything, like the old boys droopy. Yeah, yeah, I mean,
651
00:53:45.440 --> 00:53:51.000
look look at from the point of
view of little malevolent creatures. Right,
652
00:53:51.880 --> 00:53:55.000
there's there's like guys that have like
killed bears with like a little pocket knife.
653
00:53:57.480 --> 00:54:00.559
It's like, why would you chance
it? Right, You're like,
654
00:54:00.639 --> 00:54:02.960
ah, I'm gonna steak in it. I'm gonna punch this guy right in
655
00:54:04.000 --> 00:54:09.519
his fucking eye. Where are you
sleeping? It's like, are you sure
656
00:54:09.639 --> 00:54:15.280
you really want to do this?
Is that? What do you think gargo
657
00:54:15.320 --> 00:54:22.920
will sound like? I imagine it's
like they sounds see to me like I'm
658
00:54:22.920 --> 00:54:27.159
not picturing gargoyle. I'm picturing more
like like a Rumpel Steale skin type character,
659
00:54:29.320 --> 00:54:31.320
you know, Like I don't know
what those would be called. It's
660
00:54:31.320 --> 00:54:37.239
not a troll, be controls are
big like a goblin, like yeah,
661
00:54:38.239 --> 00:54:43.239
yeah, which is not maybe two
seconds. It's not the first goblin story
662
00:54:43.239 --> 00:54:46.199
in Kentucky, that's true. Yeah, Hopkinsville was a goblin story, but
663
00:54:46.280 --> 00:54:52.039
that was that was they were more
considered the size of a goblin. But
664
00:54:52.079 --> 00:54:58.519
they really said that this was alien
related though, Uh, I think you're
665
00:54:58.559 --> 00:55:06.079
talking about like what was that other
place, Remember that documentary we saw Hellier
666
00:55:06.400 --> 00:55:14.679
hell hell Hellier documentary. That documentary, Huh it was like a UFO goo
667
00:55:14.880 --> 00:55:20.559
yeah document They said, like,
but I know that they had some like
668
00:55:20.679 --> 00:55:25.519
links to Hopkinsville, like because the
way that they depict the creatures that these
669
00:55:27.000 --> 00:55:30.880
people saw were tiny. Yeah,
but they said it was like about like
670
00:55:30.920 --> 00:55:35.639
four foot, like the size of
a child. Okay, we're talking about
671
00:55:35.679 --> 00:55:39.719
something that could sit on lay on
a nightstand, so that would have to
672
00:55:39.760 --> 00:55:44.880
be like two foot maybe less than
that, maybe the size of a chihuahua
673
00:55:45.199 --> 00:55:52.960
almost yeah point yeah, So it
was a little bitty fucker, you know,
674
00:55:53.000 --> 00:56:00.079
what I mean, like like kind
of like you wake up. It
675
00:56:00.079 --> 00:56:02.719
could have been a puckwege. Aren't
they supposed to be dicks too? Yeah?
676
00:56:02.920 --> 00:56:09.639
There dicks they use They use little
tiny arrows soaked in like he was
677
00:56:09.679 --> 00:56:16.119
so excited about that. Yeah yeah, they're dis yeah sorry, like but
678
00:56:16.239 --> 00:56:21.239
yeah, they are supposed to be
dicks. They shoot, but they shoot
679
00:56:21.280 --> 00:56:25.880
people with like arrows that are supposed
to be poisonous. Yeah, yeah,
680
00:56:25.960 --> 00:56:34.719
huh yeah yeah, I don't know, man, this is I want to
681
00:56:35.880 --> 00:56:38.679
I want to know more. Hopefully
she gets back to us and and gets
682
00:56:38.679 --> 00:56:40.760
on the show with us. That'd
be pretty cool. Yeah yeah. And
683
00:56:42.000 --> 00:56:45.639
in the in the message, it
doesn't give any real details of what the
684
00:56:46.679 --> 00:56:52.679
creature looked like, uh, just
that it could sit like it was laying
685
00:56:52.760 --> 00:56:57.519
on her nightstand. It said it
had big feet and big big hands.
686
00:56:57.760 --> 00:57:05.199
That was the only other description.
So over I would say oversized more long,
687
00:57:05.239 --> 00:57:09.599
because we are we're already establishing that
unless this day, like this night
688
00:57:09.679 --> 00:57:17.559
stands like I mean huge, Okay, did they order Domino's pizza? It
689
00:57:17.679 --> 00:57:22.760
could be the noid? Thennoid?
Yeah, what the hell's the nooid?
690
00:57:22.880 --> 00:57:30.320
Oh my god? And then we're
that old Denny all right, hold on
691
00:57:30.360 --> 00:57:31.719
a second, because I know we're
getting low on time here. I've got
692
00:57:31.760 --> 00:57:36.599
to play Caesar. Still still going
around a little bit. They don't let
693
00:57:36.719 --> 00:57:40.760
him talk as much anymore though.
Yeah, he used to become pizza Pizza.
694
00:57:43.039 --> 00:57:46.719
I guess the nooid is a pizza
place or something like a mascot.
695
00:57:46.840 --> 00:57:51.159
Yeah, yeah, he was a
mascot with big feet in big hands.
696
00:57:51.400 --> 00:58:09.000
See if I can find an actual
annoid commercial. Here we go, save
697
00:58:09.079 --> 00:58:16.199
image again. I apologize to everyone
for all the dead of airspace. Oh,
698
00:58:16.239 --> 00:58:19.800
we didn't know we were gonna you
know, we didn't know we were
699
00:58:19.840 --> 00:58:27.679
gonna have We don't script shitting nothing. Yeah, all right, we don't
700
00:58:27.679 --> 00:58:31.480
even vet the emails for sake of
for sake of humor. That's annoyed.
701
00:58:32.440 --> 00:58:38.000
Oh yeah, he looks like he
would have fucking did that. Yeah.
702
00:58:38.079 --> 00:58:40.840
I don't even like dominoes that much, So if I see his ass,
703
00:58:40.880 --> 00:58:51.880
I'll slap the shit out of him. Isomatic. Yeah, yeah, it's
704
00:58:52.880 --> 00:59:00.280
we're old. Sorry, it's okay, buddy, it's not your Yeah,
705
00:59:00.559 --> 00:59:04.599
yeah I was. I wish I
could help you on that. You you
706
00:59:04.639 --> 00:59:10.199
weren't even a sparkle in your daddy's
eye when that commercial was on. When
707
00:59:10.320 --> 00:59:14.880
was it all? I was born
in nineteen ninety one, it was spawn
708
00:59:14.920 --> 00:59:21.519
in the eighties. Yeah, yeah, I was around. I was around,
709
00:59:21.559 --> 00:59:28.400
but not a around. Well.
I definitely didn't want to go into
710
00:59:28.440 --> 00:59:30.960
the biology of that, no,
I just I'm still like shocked that,
711
00:59:34.159 --> 00:59:38.239
like the guy that, the little
guy that was me made it. Ye
712
00:59:38.880 --> 00:59:45.920
think about that. I mean so
out of all those out of all those
713
00:59:45.519 --> 00:59:51.559
those sparks, yeah, you were
the one that was right up there in
714
00:59:51.599 --> 00:59:59.239
front, like whoa, yeah,
look at that. You're probably like elbow
715
00:59:59.280 --> 01:00:01.320
and I'm like, yeah, yeah, by way, I gotta get more.
716
01:00:07.320 --> 01:00:10.360
Well, I think I think we've
hit about an hour. Let's uh,
717
01:00:10.440 --> 01:00:15.880
let's give these guys their day,
giving them another taste. Yeah yeah,
718
01:00:15.360 --> 01:00:19.920
a sponsor for the day, sponsor
for the day, and uh you
719
01:00:19.960 --> 01:00:22.920
know. Usually I put some music
at the end of these, but today
720
01:00:23.119 --> 01:00:28.639
today the music is going to be
from our band practice session. So go
721
01:00:28.719 --> 01:00:30.920
check the other channels out, please
please, thank you. Oh yeah yeah,
722
01:00:31.119 --> 01:00:35.119
I forgot about that. Yeah,
go one more time, go to
723
01:00:35.159 --> 01:00:40.679
those like and subscribe. Thank you. Yeah, help us help us do
724
01:00:40.760 --> 01:00:44.519
something with those channels. We need, we want to. It's gonna be
725
01:00:44.559 --> 01:00:49.360
fun, all right. So we
have a gaming channel, but it's been
726
01:00:49.360 --> 01:00:52.719
stagged for a while, like when
do we have time anymore? We just
727
01:00:52.760 --> 01:00:58.320
don't have much time to do it, all right, So what's uh,
728
01:00:58.519 --> 01:01:02.360
what's the title of the song?
I'm looking up here? Seven kings,
729
01:01:02.559 --> 01:01:07.840
seven kings? All right, here
we go. I might I might have
730
01:01:07.880 --> 01:01:15.880
to just the volume, but here
we go. You guys have a go
731
01:01:15.000 --> 01:01:20.159
one out there. Hey, shout
out the bill for the artwork. Hell
732
01:01:20.239 --> 01:02:45.960
yeah, person all everyday down in
the same round, say I ray play
733
01:02:46.400 --> 01:03:57.280
well, saying I shan't I can't
duck lad lad to say dread not hearing
734
01:04:08.679 --> 01:07:13.079
or slay slay talk more un la, what's that note out? Blund h
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You are listening to The Kentucky X
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to our show, m h Welcome
back, guys to your Kentucky X Files.
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Whoa who Denny's awful excited to day
for good reason. I am excited.
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It's a good day. Yeah,
this uh this episode do you want
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to you want to say? Who? It's officially brought to you by Tyler
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Rector. Hey, here's your little
teeth on that. That's growl at the
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end there love. I love that
growl at the end there, Tie,
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Yeah, that's right. I'd like
to play. Hey we we had a
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we had a good day yesterday for
for band practice. It was it was
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an eventful day. Our drummer.
I can't never I never spend the right
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way because I feel like I'm going
backwards. It's uh yeah yeah, thunder
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snow, thunder snow. I'd be
a terrible weather person. Snow. Yeah.
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So just like take notes from event
of white. I know she's not
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a weather person, but she can
display a fucking like the ship on something
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too. Of these here we get
to get wheel back here a little bit
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of course, catch my headphones.
There we go. Look at that.
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Look at that beautiful sound. That
is not that's not CGI, it is
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real. That's my left ear,
my left ear nose all too well.
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That that's real. Our drummer really
likes that symbol right there. No,
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it's that one I'd be terrible with. This is the base sub So that's
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the eighteen and I stand here and
then eighteens for an hour or two and
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that and the China symbols over there
now, Yeah, the China's not that
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bad. That eighteen though. God
that thing. Wow, I'm gonna put
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a towel on that thing. I
just gonna clamp it on my side so
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we can't reach it. And he's
not lucking, just putting tape under the
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bottom of it. Like, yeah, here we go. I got symbol
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mutes somewhere around here. The clamp
on rubber ones. Yeah, just take
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care of that shit. Funny.
You just need to keep on handy where
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you could be like, yeah,
keep the strap, keep it on my
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strap on my guitar and nope,
nope, nope, shall not Jeff be
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today, good sir. Yeah,
yeah, it was a it was a
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good eventful day. We had the
we'd clean the jam room out, had
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a nice long practice, which was
well deserved. I um new druma set,
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so we get to play with that
a little bit. Uh, I
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had to go pro and uh and
the actual Kentucky X files uh camera but
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him in handy. Yeah yeah we
should, we should, Yeah, we
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should throw them a song at the
end of this. Definitely a lot of
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fun. It's like the only idea
that I had for the band. It's
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like, hey, we could use
scream Yard. It's awesome. Yeah.
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Yeah, it absolutely worked out awesome
because I had no idea that we could
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do it like that. Yeah.
Hey, if you look at the video,
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it's the name. It was good. Yeah, it looks great.
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Yeah. Yeah, because you two
were on my camera and and me and
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Dave were on your camera. Yeah. Yeah, it was a lot of
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fun. It was you could tell
in the well, we'll load up another
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clip for you guys at the end
of this, and uh be able to
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tell we were having a blast.
It was good times. Yeah, everybody
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was having fun. Man, it's
good for the soul. Yeah. Oh
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yeah, yeah. Music is therapeutic
for sure. I need to, I
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want to. I want to make
sure we say this. I know it's
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gonna be a day late, but
Happy Mothers Day to all you mothers out
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there. Yeah, Happy Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day mom, if you're
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listening, Yeah, Happy Mothers Day
mom. I already told him. I'll
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just say it again because I'm nothing. Yeah, you should, you should
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because it Happy Mother's Day mom.
There you I already told her this morning.
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But yeah, mothers put up with
a lot. Yeah they do.
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They put up with a lot of
stuff with their kids. I mean they've
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all at least put up with us. Yeah, so that's that's something commendable
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pretty much. Yeah, because we
didn't like start doing the racket that Denny
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played at the beginning of the show, like when we had our own houses.
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We've been doing that since we were
kids. God, I'll never forget
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my My mom had this gigantic cabinet
full of like all these like really rare
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like antiques and in china plates and
stuff. And yeah, it used to
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be right on the other side of
the wall of the room that I would
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always go in and play music with
my friends. And uh, it wasn't
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It wasn't very long before the cabinet
was moved pretty put it that way.
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Yeah, you know, stuff vibrates
and bands get loud. Yeah, um
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my, uh my dad um put
us out in the barn, which I
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mean, that's fair. We're gonna
act like animals. Yeah, yeah,
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so we had to and and then
it got pushed to behind the barn that
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we had the building to deaden some
of the sound. Yeah, and yeah,
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yeah it was I have to say, like, I'm not I don't
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want to come up, like my
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like when we were starting in Terror. Well he didn't want to hear it,
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obviously, but I do remember,
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on us, and the cops showed
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to mind their damn business, to
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go on somewhere else because it was
the middle of the day, which I
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thought was really cool. That isn't
really cool. And then when I got
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older and we started playing shows and
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cool. You know that is awesome, man. Yeah, that on that
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vein when I was younger. It
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you. Were you were you?
I don't know if were you at my
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mom's house that day when the cops
showed up possibly and she literally intercepted him
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and just handed him a plate of
like grilled burgers and hot dogs and she's
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like, here you go, honey, and he's like, yeah, they
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were. They were saying it,
you know, it was loud or whatever,
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and it literally nothing came of it. She just like, Nope,
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not today. And he ended up
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listened to the band and he was
like he just kind of pissed off.
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a story like that, because,
yeah, I won't go in and say
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the same thing. My parents are
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scheduled it to practice in the mornings
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inside the house. But one time
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was a nice day out that day, like it wasn't too early in the
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morning, but left the garage door
open. At that time, I was
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playing drums and we were fucking just
going ape shit, and somebody called the
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cops on us, and the cop
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He looked he enjoys the music.
He loves metal music, so he was
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really like, uh, really kind
about it. It wasn't mean, but
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I thought it was funny. Is
that he said. The person that called
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in said that there was a boy
band playing too loud down the road.
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I was like, we're not insane
choreographing her fucking music like dance moves here.
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I can't unsee that. No,
I see Tyler doing it. Bye
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bye, yeah, fucking boy band
that. Yeah, it's awesome. You
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know, we wouldn't be who we
are without our mothers. You know.
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Mom used to sit there and listen
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She really enjoyed that. I don't
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the heavier stuff. But yeah,
if I fiddled around on acoustics, she
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was really supportive about it. Hell
yeah, awesome man. So yeah,
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we just want you all your mothers
out there to have a great day.
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And I hope hopefully you did have
a great day. I know, like
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I said, it's probably a day
late, but it's not a dollar short.
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We mean it so oh man.
Otherwise though, I mean it's a
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it's definitely some weird stuff going on
in the world, right, Oh yeah,
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well boy, we got boy howdy? Do I have something for you?
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Guys? I don't know why my
my vocabulary is from nineteen thirty.
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I was about to say, I
love that you're you're bringing that back?
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What was it yesterday? Battle axe? Yeah x yesterday and today it's boy
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howdy. Yeah. So, um, I don't know the date on this.
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I need to look at this real
quick. Uh does not tell me
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a date, but it looks like
okay, I'm guessing this is Friday at
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eight pm. So two days ago, seven hundred and thirty reports of a
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fireball over the United States in Canada. Wow, caught by home security cameras.
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All right, yeah, now you
know, probably not a UFO.
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All right, But let's have a
look see at this, shall we?
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Boys? This looks like courtesyspace dot
com. I love that me too.
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I'll look at that. Holy shit. Yeah, nobody wants to be on
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the receiving end of that. Guy
who's the here gives another one? Cool
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shit, No, no, no, there it goes. There's the date.
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Whoa look at that? Yeah,
h holy shit, that thing is
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haul and ass. So yeah,
that's uh pretty wild. Huh, yeah
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it is. I saw a news
article last week where somebody was trying to
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just like figure out if what hit
their house was a meteorite. It was
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crazy. So I saw Christmas lights, so I think this happened in December.
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Yeah, it sit down at the
bottom December second, twenty twenty two.
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Dude, that's crazy, Especially if
it looks like it's heading right at
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your house or something. Did it'd
be like, yeah, oh shit,
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I gotta move. Yeah, I
save this fur, I'm gonna save this
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one for the next episode. This
is uh, this is cool too.
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That's terrible. Like the says,
like, you know, for a fact,
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if your car got hit struck by
a meteor and it's like totaled,
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your insurance company probably wouldn't even if
you had full covers, wouldn't fix it.
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Like, unfortunately your policy doesn't cover
meteorites. Yeah, that's true,
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especially like people that live in like
Hawaii are close to a volcano. If
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you don't have natural disaster insurance,
yeah you won't, Like you have to
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have that package. Yeah, we
have to do the same thing with flood
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insurance here. Yeah. I just
feel like that's so stupid, like it
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should just be one thing. It's
like, how what person in the right
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mind just thinks like, oh,
there's gonna be natural disasters all the fucking
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time. Like I understand that's what
insurance is there for. But you don't
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think a fucking lava destroying your fucking
car. Oh dude, what a fucking
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morning that would be. You go
walking outside, get your paper, You're
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like, fuck fuck. I'm scrolling
through my news source where I pill for
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all of my news stories that I
give you guys, and there's this article
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on the monster snake five times larger
than the anaconda. And I'm thinking to
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myself, I haven't we burned the
Titana boa like stuff up? I mean,
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I know we did a little bit. I mean not just us.
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I mean like a lot of YouTube
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The Titana Boa is like kind of
old news, isn't it. I
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don't know. I mean there's I
mean they still think that they're out there.
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I don't know. Yeah, you
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to me though, if I'm being
honest, Like, go all the way
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back to dinosaurs and shit, and
there was alligators right there was like kaprosucas
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and and what was the one,
the Sarco sucus or whatever the hell the
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big one? Yeah, yeah,
and like all these allega and shit pretty
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much like they got to this design
and they're like, I think we're good
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guys, feeling pretty good, Like
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So where are those at? Why
did they? You know what I
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mean? Yeah, they're great white
like it never wanted to evolve. Yeah,
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I mean tell me, honest to
god, how how shocked would you
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actually be if they were like we
found a megalodon? Not shocked? I'm
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like, I just feel like that's
a like a way low one on the
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radar. People are like they're ready
to be like, yeah, it's probably
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fucking it's probably there, But the
calorie, like the calorie intake that that
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would have to go through each day. Yeah, like what how big did
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it say? Was like eighty foot
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like because I remember they used fucking
centimeters or goddamn things. He should
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know what. Apparently he's killed two
so far. It's a meglet. Are
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you guys aware of the fact that
there's a theory that the Uranus is moons
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some of them? Yeah? Yeah, child, I wanted to go lab.
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I want to go to Lab until
you did. Some parents there.
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I didn't hear the planet, he
said, I'm sorry, Uranus Uranus.
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I'm trying like I almost didn't tell
this story because I knew that. I
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knew we were gonna act like we
were five. He sit there like,
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I know my friends. Yeah,
I don't know. The moons of Uranus
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um a few of them. There's
a theory that there's a possibility that could
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uh maintain life, which is which
what's the Do we know the names of
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those moons? There's twenty seven of
them, so no, there's no no,
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you're right, but the uh there's
thinking that to no, fuck,
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oh god, is this the yeah? Yeah, to Titania Titania and Oberon
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maybe warm enough to support life because
of the um the chlorides and i'm the
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chlorides, ammonia and salt were reduced
the freezing temperature of water, and the
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radioactive decay heat from within the moons
could create conditions warm enough to allow for
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the liquid oceans. Thank you.
Yeah, I know, Uh, God,
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damn it, I know that not
everybody knows about your as God damn
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it, Uranus. Let's be We're
gonna be adults, We're gonna grow up.
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Okay, here we go. You're
in. This is uh often not
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on the radar. I feel like
you're in this should get more respect,
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more more. What do you what
do you call? Because you always hear
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about like Jupiter. You know,
Jupiter's all, it's all, it's moons
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Jupiter. You always hear about that. And you hear about what was the
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one? Uh Europa? Yeah,
like they're they're like dead dead ass certain
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that Europa has got something on it. M Yeah, that's one of the
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Jupiter's moons, right, I think
so yeah, I've got a um,
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I've got another moon story here for
you would make any more mooning jokes.
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I was really close. Take a
look at my moon here and this isn't
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your age. Oh, eBay Motors, we had to edit this out.
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I'm not giving a free ad.
I'm not giving anything free ad. I
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do like this commercial, though.
How do you like those days wipers?
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Dave a little small? Yeah,
I wasn't intending on that to happen.
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This is the first time, so
eBay Motors free ad. Okay, here
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you go. Space rock slams into
the moon. Oh yeah, I saw
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that. Did you see that?
Yeah? Boom? Can you imagine how
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freaking big that explosion was if you
could see it right? Hey, that's
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nuts. Can you imagine if you
were looking up at the moon and seeing
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it like you just happened to be
looking at the right time, did I?
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It took me well a bit to
figure out where it was. Then
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I realized there was an arrow a
benefit That rock hits youranus, though,
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Tyler, you would have noticed it. Yeah, yeah, sorry, Yeah,
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that's awesome. I did see something
about that, but I didn't know
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there was videos. That's bad ass. Yeah, I love it. I
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love it the fucking dude space stuff, especially lately, like how much shit
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that they're finding. It's awesome.
I just eat it up. Yeah,
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incredible stuff. Oh yeah, that's
a pretty bad ass. I did.
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I wish I could. I bet
I could find that one. Though.
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In regards to the fireball, there
was a story where this lady was literally
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like sitting there showing this big ass
rock she had like laying on her table,
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and it just flew right through their
house. I'm like, dude,
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I can only imagine, you know, sitting there watching TV or something that
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boom to say, hit your house
and scares the shit out of you.
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If I can find it. This
one here is not space related, but
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ancient necropolis has been unearthed, which
can we talk about how awesome the word
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necropolis is. Yeah, they have
like a city of the dead. Yeah,
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yeah, that's a pretty badass.
They were excavating near the cathedral and
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Notre Dame and covered a two thousand
more than two thousand year old necropolis,
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revealing coffins with reins of more than
fifty individuals. They were trying to expand
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it. They were trying to expand
the subway system and found it. That's
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kind of an inconvenience. Yeah,
oops, dead people. Yeah shit,
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it's like exactly the scenario you don't
want, because you know, that's when
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you start getting into like curses,
mummies, you know, undeads. These
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are all things that you don't want
to happen when you're when you're building a
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subway, I imagine. Okay,
so I found I found the pictures.
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I noticed. I know this didn't
happen with your fireball, but I feel
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like it's it might be related,
you know, like I want to add
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these to this show here real quick
to show you guys this this is pretty
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wild. I set one to the
archet, but uh, I ended up
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not needing to. So here's the
here's the offender. That's what flew through
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their house. Goodness, and look
at the you can actually see top left
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corner there the actual dent it made
in the flour. Now that's real hardwood.
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Look at that, Yeah, that's
oak flooring. Those are like two
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and a half inch wide planks,
so that's like a five inch rock.
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Look at that ship and end up
here. Oh she's mad, yeah,
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oh man, they get it.
Oh god, she's gonna have a roof
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leak. Yeah. You know the
worst part is looking above the windows.
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Somebody's been doing some drywall patching,
so she was already working on this.
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Yeah, and then you know,
she's like almost ready to sand and and
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this fucking thing keeps flying through right
now, She's got a roof leak and
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everything else. Isn't that crazy?
Though? Like could you imagine it?
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You're like sitting there and this thing
just flies to your fucking ceiling and you're
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like, God damn it. First
the goddamn lava outside, now this shit.
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Yeah, I've got a I've got
a time traveler image. Oh,
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I don't know if it's gonna let
me save it. Oh. I love
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these. I love the ones where
they share like the guy and like back
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in the nineteen thirties with the with
the phone walking through. Yeah, and
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they still can't figure it out,
Like they still don't know what the hell
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he was doing, Like was he
talking to somebody? I see if I
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can get this one to load up, it's not a jue peg. Let's
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see here. I'll be honest with
you guys though, that the cell phone
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guy, the time traveler. I
feel like I've debunked it. Well,
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I'm about to blow your mind on
this one, all right. So they're
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umberto Romano created a painting Mister Pimberto
pin Sean and the Settling of Springfield in
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nineteen thirty seven, and it remains
unchanged to this day. And it's a
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seventeenth century negotiation between English setters and
indigenous people of Springfield, Massachusetts. What
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the fuck did you say, sprinkles, Massachusetts, Springfield. Oh yeah,
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so I could probably debump this by
saying that it could be like a hand
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mirror or something. But that does
look like an iPhone. I mean,
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there's a lot of shit going on
in this picture. That's that's messing with
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me. Okay, Right, look
at the size of that guy in pink's
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ankles, right, like he never
skipped leg day, not even once.
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Oh my god. Yeah, he's
yeah, you know, his upper torso
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is so much disportionate to his to
his bottom is on his right biceps pretty
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big, but that every left leg
is enormous. Yeah. You guys really
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critiquing the artwork. Well, I'm
just saying, like, like, look
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at that, and then who let
the goddamn cow hang it, just hang
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out with everybody, right, like
the cow? Or why why is he
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there? He should be out in
the field somewhere, right. Yeah,
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there a witch in the background.
There's literally a witch flying around in the
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background to the top. Right,
Oh my God, I didn't even see
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that. And yeah, and then
that fellow there without a shirt tied to
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a post for whatever reason. Yeah, everybody has a six pack. One
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guy there, he's got a six
pack on his back. And then back
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in the back towards the left,
there there's a naked chick looking at some
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dude stealing shit out of the boat. That is true, I see.
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So I'm like, dude, they
got I mean, this dude, he
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all he's doing is getting a selfie
with this with this crazy shit going on,
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because it's he knows, he knows
he's never gonna have a chance for
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this again, nobody's gonna believe it
otherwise. Yeah, you know why I
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think this is more believable though,
Like you could say, like that's a
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that dude has a cell phone and
this is this is a time travel.
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It's that it's because Harma hide this
for a second in the in the video,
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I saw the guy goes walking past
the screen and the crowd right and
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he's like this, And that's how
you know it's fake, right there,
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promited because if he wouldn't have been
walking through the crowd like this. Ah,
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good point. So you're saying that
he wouldn't make a phone call at
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all. I'm just saying, like
you'd have a lot more chances of catching
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somebody stared at their phone then you
do this. Not only that, who
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are the caller? There's no phone
service? Yeah, that's that's that's the
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travel they got time travel phone service. It's probably like collect calls, say
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you have to you're charged every minute
that you have to make an inner charges.
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It's like the ultimate roaming charges.
Like yeah, so like okay,
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it's twenty twenty three M. I'm
in current times with a current cell phone,
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and I have SOS on my phone
right now. This is why I
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have a hard time believing anybody could
time travel and use their cell phone because
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I'm in current times and cannot use
my cell phone here. Yeah. Yeah,
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SOS is less than no service.
You know that guy's right, Like
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when it goes into SOS, the
only thing it'll do is dial nine one
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one maybe. Yeah, it's like
a crapsheet whether it's going to do that,
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right, yea, because no service, no service, so will still
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bounce off the nearest competitor's tower.
Yeah, it literally says, so I
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wish I could show you. I'll
tell you what. Yeah, I'm gonna
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screenshot it. I don't because there's
probably a bunch of people that have never
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seen this. Here done, I'm
gonna share it to our Facebook chat.
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If you could pop that up or
Denny, that would be great. All
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right, I'll grab it. Yeah, because I doubt many people have even
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seen this, So there's no way
the guys walking around and whatever time that
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isn't twenty twenties are higher with any
phone service at all. Here we go?
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Yeah, where did he go?
I wish I would have been a
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little more prepared on that one,
but I didn't know this was a conversation
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was going to happen. So now
I feel like there's a lot of dinner
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in the show. I'm trying to
Oh, there it is, God damn
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it. I got the new browser
that's like you have to go in and
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like give it permission to save the
file. It's like, dude, I
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clicked on it or there you go. So yeah, how many folks in
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the uh this listening has ever seen
sos only in the corner of their phone
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where it usually tells you your phone
service. Wow, dude, Yeah,
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that's hilarious though, I mean but
yeah, I mean kind of. I
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mean, that's a good point.
It's like, who the hell is the
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guy calling? Is there this time
travelers technology? That good? Right?
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Yeah? I mean we got we
got that other dude, We got this
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guy back here to taking selfies.
I think he's using his iPhone calculator to
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make sure the deal is a good
deal. Yeah, because he doesn't see
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again a dugout bathtub. But it's
definitely not a canoe. It's not big
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enough to be a canoe. Yeah, so I guess that's a dugout bathtub.
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It looks like the guy in pink
behind him just realized he was taking
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a selfie. Say, He's like, oh, I'm gonna show off my
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new outfit. Yeah, you know. Okay, back there by the witch,
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the lady to the left, she
is ripped, like she's straight up
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ripped. Dude, look at that. Look at like she has biceps like
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massive. That was way too loud
anyway. Yeah, I don't know,
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man, the time traveler thing,
there's so many problems with it, you
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know what I mean. I have
a hell of a time with it.
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Speaking of time travel I'll see if
I can do this. I don't know
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how to do this. How do
I rip a Twitter video and put it
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on here. I think you just
have to share screen on that one.
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I don't think he can. I
don't have Twitter, so I don't know.
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Um, you guys want to see
a time traveling dinosaur? Absolutely all
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right, I absolutely want to see
a time traveling dinosaur. You're ready?
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Yeah, look at the size.
Holy shit, look at that guy.
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His name is Chunk of Sourus.
God. Look at the size of that
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snapping turtle, Chunk of Source.
Yep, Oh my god, he's huge.
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He just that's the guy. He
just does whatever he wants. Dude,
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even alligators probably don't mess with him. And that's a common too.
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Look at that Yeah, that's abnormal
for a common. That's not even an
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alligator, that's just a common.
Yeah. He look at his claws,
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that's definitely uh. I mean I
wish I wish I knew how big the
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links of those chains are. But
that guy is huge. I wish I
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could see his front feet better,
because that's how you tell from male or
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female. Really, yeah, the
first two claws. Yeah, if those
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claws are really long, then it's
a male. And it's it's so funny
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because when they see the female,
they do this thing where they go and
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I always thought it was hilarious,
like they'll swim up in front of the
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female like and that's what she's like, Oh they do they sing good bye
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horses when they do. I don't
know, but but they're literally like they
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just went. That's how they that's
how they pull the women. I don't
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know. It's weird turtles. Man. That's all my all my news for
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the days. So I feel like
if I did that, I would get
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punched in the face. Ladies,
you can't because you've got the boy.
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Yeah. Uh. I got a
couple of fan emails. I have.
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I have another email, but I
kind of wanted to save it for next
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episode because it's going to take us
some time to dissect. But we got
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a couple of fan right is.
I wanted to make sure we got them,
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got them out there. Let's see
here. Let me go to the
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first one here there is Okay,
So this is from a fan of the
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show, Harley. Big shout out
to Harley from writing in Keeping the Scene
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Alive. Harley all right, So
he says, hey, guys, I
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have a question for you in regards
to the dog Man phenomenon. I am
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definitely a skeptic. However, a
couple of weeks ago, I was listening
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to a podcast while working that said, at one point in our history,
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people in the US were keeping hyaenas
as exotic pets, which I have not
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looked into, but I do know
that Teddy Roosevelt had a hyena. Anyway,
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the podcast went on to state that
when the exotic pet laws started to
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being enforced and fines were going up, instead of turning them in which they
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would which they would have been financially
responsible for, they just let him go.
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The podcast went on to feature a
call from someone who said that when
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they were young, the family were
driving from Winchester to Lexington when the guy,
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who was a child at the time
said he thought he saw hyena at
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the side of the road. I
know that's a stretch to think of a
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bunch of hyenas were let out,
formed a pack and now run the countryside.
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However, it does make a lot
more sense than some of the other
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theories out there. And being from
Kentucky, I was wondering if you've heard
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of hyaenas being seen and get get
your thoughts on this. Thank you.
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That's a new one for me.
That is a new one for me too.
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I definitely into that. That's pretty
absolutely I would like to as of
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as of this moment, Harley,
you just put us on the on the
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trail and you know, honestly,
that's not that far fetched to be.
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I mean, if you really think
about it, because we have that exact
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situation going on right now. Yeah. I don't know if you guys are
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aware, but Pablo Escobar had a
zoo, really and when he got caught,
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his animals broke out. Oh shit, kind of is it kind of
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like what happened up in Ohio?
Sort of? Yeah, But there's like
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hippos and everything else that are causing
major issues in certain areas. Oh that's
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like the worst. Yeah. Yeah, there's hippos and snakes and big cats,
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and hippos are dicks, dude,
Hippos are dicks. Like, that's
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the last thing you want running around, right. Could you imagine instead of
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the cow thing that happened to you, Josh, you were sitting there watching
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TV and he turned to looks and
there's some fucking hippos staring in the window
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at you. There's little ears flapping
back in the Yeah, because that's the
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thing, is like a cow will
just staring the window at you, but
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a hippo will come through the window
as you. Yeah, you know those
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things like capsized boats and shit.
Yeah, they're terrible. Hippos are vicious,
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dude, But I mean dicks,
I mean, you know what I
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mean. They they've lived with with, you know, alligators and shit all
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the time. So it's like I
feel like, I mean, I'm not
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trying to defend them, but I
feel like, you know, if you
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live with alligators all the time,
you know what I mean, you kind
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of have to be a dick.
It's just like, oh, you're you're
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not a hippo, so you're an
alligator. Yeah, it just sees everything
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as an alligator. Maybe it does. Maybe it's like I mean, you
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know, like let's keep the mind
too, Like, you know, hippos
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are herbivores and that's what that's what
makes it really strange that they're so violent
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is because that's not a typical herbivore
thing, you know, right, well,
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they only want I'm gonna I'm basing
this off of what. I don't
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know if this is one hundred percent
true, But what was it? The
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Thilo Thyla scene? Yeah, are
the Yeah, remember the the claw chicken
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k oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's yeah, that's a that's a
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herbivore, and it it was depicted
as being mean, very vicious, you
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know, they're they're actually trying to
dispute that though. They are, Yeah,
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but it's like they keep finding fossils
that hey have like other farino like
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claw marks in it. So I'm
like, like, man, who are
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you defending? You know what I
mean? Yeah? What? What What
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gets me though with the hippos is
like you don't have to even be that
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close to them, and they'll come
to you. Like most herbivores, you
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know, like bulls or whatever.
They see you. If you stay far
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enough away, they might stomp and
you know, snort, But if you
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don't get any closer, that's not
a problem. You know, elephants a
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blow charge you if you get too
close, but for the most part,
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they just kind of watch you,
you know, hippos, hippos see you
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and they charge at you. I
think it's like a hippo rhino thing.
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Our hippos, rhinos, and elephants
all part of the packet drm family or
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is it my mistaken I have no
idea. I would definitely like to know
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that. I but I thought prehistoric
hippos, I thought they actually ate meat
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and they were carnivores. In herb
revards, it could be a layover thing.
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Yeah. I will say this though
from experience, that hippos are very
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violent, and I want to I
wanted to do a shout out to my
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mother in law for saving my life. It looks like she's trying to push
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him further down on you. Well, it looks like that, but she
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was, She's like, you know, don't don't eat my son in law.
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You know what I mean. Yeah, it looks more like she's like,
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eat my son in law, eat
it, eat it. You know.
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Did I look at it like that? Though? I mean, I
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don't know. Maybe she was trying
to like I had finished this guy off.
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Yeah, I gotta give her a
call today to talk to her.
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She was, you know, So
I did recently get to get a photo
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of sasquatch. Guys, you want
to see it. Sure, I know
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this is a big news to lay
on you, but there he is.
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What do you think I like how
he's kind of doing the Batman thing.
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Yeah, he's holding his arm overs. Yeah, yeah, like real fake.
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I am the night I think that
there's no way in hell a creature
479
00:40:38.239 --> 00:40:43.480
that looks like that could roam the
wilderness of North America because that hair would
480
00:40:43.519 --> 00:40:47.440
be so mad at up with birds? Right? Do they not have birds
481
00:40:47.480 --> 00:40:52.199
where those things are from? Um? I have no idea. But when
482
00:40:52.239 --> 00:40:55.440
I was when I was at the
zoo and watching him and watching him,
483
00:40:55.480 --> 00:41:00.440
you know, running around, when
he sat down, and it's kind of
484
00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:04.119
like he kind of sat down and
he like looked and looked right at you.
485
00:41:05.559 --> 00:41:07.719
Man, I won't lie for a
second sitting there like kind of looking
486
00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:14.199
at him, trying to like making
make eye contact where he for like a
487
00:41:14.320 --> 00:41:19.719
hot second, you can almost suspend
disbelief. You know. It's a weird
488
00:41:19.840 --> 00:41:22.159
thing, man, seeing seeing these
you know, these type of primates up
489
00:41:22.159 --> 00:41:27.639
closed, You're like, damn,
man, there really isn't that much difference,
490
00:41:27.760 --> 00:41:30.280
is there? You know, it's
pretty wild. Not to get so
491
00:41:30.400 --> 00:41:35.480
sidetracked though, but Harley, thank
you for writing that in And I definitely
492
00:41:35.480 --> 00:41:38.559
want to look into this hyena thing. Thank you. It's uh, it's
493
00:41:38.599 --> 00:41:43.920
really awesome. But I think it's
not too far out of the out of
494
00:41:43.920 --> 00:41:47.039
the Roman possibilities. But it makes
sense always. We said it a while
495
00:41:47.079 --> 00:41:52.400
back. Is I mean, there's
there's more tigers in America than there isn't
496
00:41:52.400 --> 00:41:59.440
the wild. Yeah, I mean, that's that's insanity. Yeah, I
497
00:41:59.639 --> 00:42:02.440
was thinking. I watched this comic
that was talking about zoos and such.
498
00:42:04.000 --> 00:42:07.960
He was like talking about like all
these animals we go out and we we
499
00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:10.320
take them and we bring them back
and we put them in zoos, you
500
00:42:10.360 --> 00:42:15.320
know. And even I felt my
heart strings tug Man when we saw the
501
00:42:15.360 --> 00:42:19.679
cheetah at the zoo and it's it's
just pacing, pacing, and I'm like,
502
00:42:20.400 --> 00:42:25.360
this is like the fastest animal on
earth and he can't run. He
503
00:42:25.440 --> 00:42:30.519
can't run. He's just there to
be our entertainment. That's sad yea.
504
00:42:30.000 --> 00:42:35.679
But the comic went on to say
that the only animal in the zoo that
505
00:42:35.760 --> 00:42:42.199
was probably okay with it it was
giraffes. And he will say it how
506
00:42:42.280 --> 00:42:45.559
like, you know, if you
could actually speak to the animal and talk
507
00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:50.440
to it, the giraffe would probably
be the most optimistic about the zoo because
508
00:42:50.440 --> 00:42:52.000
it's like, hey, hey,
guys, you know, gather round and
509
00:42:52.079 --> 00:42:54.480
the drafts. I'll walk up and
you're like, all right, so I'm
510
00:42:54.519 --> 00:42:59.079
looking first of volunteers here, we're
gonna we're gonna knock you out, so
511
00:42:59.079 --> 00:43:01.639
you're not even gonna know. We're
gonna take you to a place where you
512
00:43:01.800 --> 00:43:06.519
never have to run away from anything
ever again. And you're gonna be fed
513
00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:10.800
multiple times a day and you're always
gonna have water, and the drafts would
514
00:43:10.800 --> 00:43:15.320
probably be like, man, you
take this. Actually sounds pretty fucking good,
515
00:43:15.679 --> 00:43:19.400
is there? What about lions?
There's lions right there. Lions are
516
00:43:19.440 --> 00:43:21.519
gonna eat us. No, no, they're they're in a different thing and
517
00:43:21.559 --> 00:43:30.320
they can't get to you. Sign
me up, you know what I mean.
518
00:43:30.440 --> 00:43:34.840
Like the giraffe would be totally on
board. You know. It was
519
00:43:34.840 --> 00:43:37.480
pretty funny though. Man. They
had the wild birds, like the ostriches
520
00:43:37.519 --> 00:43:40.519
and ship. They had this pen
and I was sitting there looking at it
521
00:43:40.519 --> 00:43:44.719
and we were like me and my
family were sitting there and it's like,
522
00:43:45.119 --> 00:43:47.159
I don't know what's keeping all these
birds in. And I look over to
523
00:43:47.199 --> 00:43:52.559
the right it just on the other
side is the lion exhibit, and like
524
00:43:52.679 --> 00:44:04.039
every fucking lion is sitting there like
and I'm like, maybe it's that.
525
00:44:04.960 --> 00:44:07.360
Hey, the birds are like,
fuck no, I'm not fucking jumping out
526
00:44:07.400 --> 00:44:12.320
of this thing. You're fucking crazy. There's fucking lions over there. Yeah,
527
00:44:12.360 --> 00:44:16.400
I don't know. It's pretty funny
though, but wild animals and making
528
00:44:16.440 --> 00:44:20.960
them pets, you know, the
tiger king was no coincidence. That shit
529
00:44:21.079 --> 00:44:23.800
happened as people have this shit,
you know, and most of the time,
530
00:44:23.840 --> 00:44:27.400
if you haven't pet hyena, it
ends up eating your ass anyway.
531
00:44:29.760 --> 00:44:31.239
You know. Mamber one lady that
had one. It was on one of
532
00:44:31.280 --> 00:44:37.079
these like Fatal Pets or whatever shows, and when she was at work,
533
00:44:37.119 --> 00:44:40.039
the fucker broke out and like literally
ripped all the plumbing out of her fucking
534
00:44:40.039 --> 00:44:45.119
house. It was like taking into
the fucking walls and pulling them pipes out,
535
00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:50.000
and shit, I'm like, I
don't remember that. Yeah, They'm
536
00:44:50.079 --> 00:44:53.760
like, you can't trust these fuckers. Yeah, how do you get it
537
00:44:53.760 --> 00:44:58.159
back in once it gets out?
That's the can you imagine like coming home
538
00:44:58.199 --> 00:45:00.880
and just think it's everything's normal.
You open your front door in the back
539
00:45:00.880 --> 00:45:04.519
half of your house is opened up, and there's a hyena staring you down.
540
00:45:05.199 --> 00:45:12.480
Yeah, fuck that away, Yeah, thank you, no, thank
541
00:45:12.519 --> 00:45:15.559
you? All right, I got
I got one more here for you guys,
542
00:45:16.039 --> 00:45:22.000
And uh, yeah, I promise
you probably never heard anything like this
543
00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:30.159
one before. A fan of the
show I didn't expressly get permission to use
544
00:45:30.199 --> 00:45:36.960
his name. I'll just call him
Owen. Owen writes in I live in
545
00:45:37.000 --> 00:45:39.880
Pike County and I went through some
very scary stuff for about three months straight.
546
00:45:42.000 --> 00:45:45.000
I'm telling you right now, I
saw a gargoyle behind my house.
547
00:45:45.480 --> 00:45:50.199
I woke up one night. Something
something woke me up out of a dead
548
00:45:50.239 --> 00:45:52.719
sleep. I opened my eyes and
there were something small with pointy ears,
549
00:45:52.800 --> 00:45:57.719
long skinny legs and arms, had
big hands and feet, and it was
550
00:45:57.800 --> 00:46:05.199
laying on its side on my nightstand, looking me in the face. Obviously,
551
00:46:05.239 --> 00:46:08.639
I responded to that, like,
please tell me more. Everything I'm
552
00:46:08.639 --> 00:46:12.440
telling you is the God's truth.
This happened to me about eight years ago.
553
00:46:12.960 --> 00:46:15.440
When I opened up my eyes I
saw the thing. I was so
554
00:46:15.480 --> 00:46:19.519
scared I couldn't even raise my head. I just shut my eyes as tight
555
00:46:19.599 --> 00:46:22.719
as I could. I don't even
know how long. But when I gained
556
00:46:22.840 --> 00:46:25.559
enough courage to open them again,
it was gone. So when the morning
557
00:46:25.559 --> 00:46:31.199
came, my ex woke me up, told that he laughed and told me
558
00:46:31.239 --> 00:46:36.679
I was crazy, and then I
made him switch sides of the bed with
559
00:46:36.800 --> 00:46:42.920
me. Oh you know what,
I misread this. I'm sorry Owens is
560
00:46:42.920 --> 00:46:47.400
the last name here. Sorry about
that. Um, where was I at
561
00:46:47.480 --> 00:46:52.400
here? He was so scared.
Oh, I looked over and saw my
562
00:46:52.480 --> 00:46:57.440
husband's eyes open when I said,
before he could say anything, I saw
563
00:46:57.519 --> 00:47:01.559
that thing again, he said,
with the tears rolling down his face,
564
00:47:01.599 --> 00:47:07.559
that he'd gotten hit. He's I
don't understand this, he said. He
565
00:47:07.599 --> 00:47:12.360
was so scared he could hardly raise
his head off the pillow. He said,
566
00:47:12.440 --> 00:47:15.719
something woke him up out of a
sleep, and before he could close
567
00:47:15.760 --> 00:47:20.719
his eyes back, he saw a
long, skinny arm with great big hands
568
00:47:20.840 --> 00:47:24.400
make a fist and hit him in
the eye. And after that he always
569
00:47:24.440 --> 00:47:29.599
slept with the lights on. But
that was just the beginning, he got.
570
00:47:29.800 --> 00:47:31.639
It got so much worse from there, I promised. For three months,
571
00:47:31.639 --> 00:47:35.760
I saw shadow figures that chased me
out of the bedroom, through my
572
00:47:35.840 --> 00:47:39.079
home, and much more. I
still go through the years with the things
573
00:47:39.079 --> 00:47:44.840
I've seen, like they follow me. I've heard something growl right beside me
574
00:47:44.840 --> 00:47:47.480
in my ear, waking me up
so loud that my eardroom would vibrate.
575
00:47:51.199 --> 00:47:53.760
This gargles A dick, dude,
it is. Can you imagine just waking
576
00:47:53.800 --> 00:48:00.519
up me and punched in the face. Yeah, so she was she saw
577
00:48:00.559 --> 00:48:07.119
it, and like the mental image
I got was that it was laying yeah,
578
00:48:07.320 --> 00:48:10.159
you know what I mean, Like
like he totally was laying there like
579
00:48:10.800 --> 00:48:15.039
I'm a dick and I'm about to
do stuff, you know what I mean.
580
00:48:15.320 --> 00:48:20.599
Yeah, and then the husband gets
punched in the eye. So I
581
00:48:21.760 --> 00:48:25.320
read this and I think you skipped
a paragraph, did I? Because I
582
00:48:25.400 --> 00:48:31.000
read it and it's two separate events. Oh I did, dude? Yep,
583
00:48:35.599 --> 00:48:39.320
okay, I see that that says
here. Uh, going back a
584
00:48:39.360 --> 00:48:43.400
little bit, when the morning came
and my husband woke up, I told
585
00:48:43.480 --> 00:48:45.840
him. He laughed and told me
I was crazy, and I laughed on
586
00:48:45.039 --> 00:48:49.280
lafe more so I switched sides of
the bed with him. About two weeks
587
00:48:49.400 --> 00:48:52.400
later, I was woken up again
the same way. When I opened my
588
00:48:52.440 --> 00:48:54.960
eyes, I immediately saw my four
year old looking at me. I looked
589
00:48:55.000 --> 00:49:00.840
down and there again laying between her, and there was again laying between her
590
00:49:00.840 --> 00:49:05.199
and I. Once again, I
shut my eyes, and when I opened
591
00:49:05.239 --> 00:49:13.719
him, that was gone, Oh
yeah, yeah, dude, I totally
592
00:49:14.000 --> 00:49:20.320
I missed misunderstood this big time.
So when I then I looked over saw
593
00:49:20.480 --> 00:49:23.559
my husband's eyes were open, I
said, before he could say anything,
594
00:49:23.719 --> 00:49:28.800
I saw that thing again, he
said, with tears rolling down his face,
595
00:49:28.840 --> 00:49:32.239
that he'd gotten hit. He was
so scared he could hardly raise his
596
00:49:32.280 --> 00:49:36.960
head off the pillow. He said, something woke him up out of a
597
00:49:37.000 --> 00:49:38.960
dead sleep and before he could close
this. Okay, wow, yeah,
598
00:49:38.960 --> 00:49:44.239
I missed. I missed the whole
middle section there. Holy shit. Yeah,
599
00:49:44.119 --> 00:49:51.159
when you got confused about yeah the
ex husband. Yeah. So so
600
00:49:51.239 --> 00:49:57.519
this lady writes in and she sees
it, freaks out, switches sides because
601
00:49:57.559 --> 00:50:01.320
the husband at the time didn't believe
it. Then she sees it again,
602
00:50:01.760 --> 00:50:07.639
rolls over and he's been accosted by
this thing. Wow. Yeah, yeah,
603
00:50:07.639 --> 00:50:12.559
so I misunderstood it. I actually
thought when I mis misread it,
604
00:50:12.599 --> 00:50:15.199
But when I skipped ahead and it
said it, he had tears rolling down
605
00:50:15.199 --> 00:50:19.320
his face. I actually thought that
he was like like laughing at her.
606
00:50:19.679 --> 00:50:23.920
Yeah, but that's not the case
at all. Apparently he also was attacked
607
00:50:24.000 --> 00:50:31.400
by I would love to hear the
ex husband's side, like what happened directly
608
00:50:31.440 --> 00:50:36.760
to him. I wonder if we
should try to get her on and just
609
00:50:36.880 --> 00:50:38.400
have her tell the story. I
mean, you know, you think about
610
00:50:38.400 --> 00:50:42.639
that. That's one of my favorite
things about stories when you're collaberating with people
611
00:50:42.679 --> 00:50:45.840
that shouldn't collaborate with each other,
but are so if if the ex husband
612
00:50:46.119 --> 00:50:50.880
and her are both telling yeah,
this happened, absolutely, you know,
613
00:50:52.320 --> 00:50:57.039
it would be really cool to see
would get her and eventually get her ex
614
00:50:57.039 --> 00:51:00.559
on as well. Yeah, that
would be that would be pretty interesting.
615
00:51:00.639 --> 00:51:04.760
Gargoyles, any of you guys out
there listening, you guys ever heard anything
616
00:51:04.800 --> 00:51:08.239
like that? Let us know.
I thought gargoyles are protectors. Yeah,
617
00:51:08.239 --> 00:51:13.480
that's the whole that's the whole point
of the them to be on buildings and
618
00:51:13.480 --> 00:51:16.000
stuff. It's like kind of like
a scare crew. Yeah, the spirits
619
00:51:16.360 --> 00:51:21.400
ward off ever spirits. Yeah,
they're supposed to be protectors. So like
620
00:51:21.679 --> 00:51:28.559
that's why I was confused by the
I guess malevolence, like of this creature.
621
00:51:29.400 --> 00:51:32.039
Uh did you pay ten dollars for
that word? It was it was
622
00:51:32.159 --> 00:51:36.199
Une last week. I knew it
was ten bucks. It's usually a fifteen
623
00:51:36.199 --> 00:51:39.360
dollar word. Yeah, pull on
Tyler's books. I can make up words
624
00:51:39.360 --> 00:51:46.159
to sound more photo set. This
is too Tyler mad. Sorry, but
625
00:51:47.159 --> 00:51:53.400
that's why I was confused by Like
maybe it was infatuated with the Like I'm
626
00:51:53.440 --> 00:51:59.599
not trying to creep like, if
this person's listening, I don't want to
627
00:51:59.599 --> 00:52:04.400
creepy out. But the reason why
when you switch sides, it made it
628
00:52:04.440 --> 00:52:09.920
angry because it's more infatuated with you
with the person. And when they saw
629
00:52:09.960 --> 00:52:14.440
it, it was like, that's
not that's not that's not her like punch
630
00:52:14.480 --> 00:52:19.119
it. Yeah, socks some of
the vasers or was he there for ill
631
00:52:19.199 --> 00:52:23.920
intent in them? Like from the
get go? And then well hopefully she
632
00:52:24.000 --> 00:52:28.679
responds. I shot her message just
now to maybe she can get on with
633
00:52:28.760 --> 00:52:30.719
us and tell us the whole thing. It'd be pretty pretty interesting. And
634
00:52:30.760 --> 00:52:34.480
if we could possibly get the X
to tell his side, that'd be awesome
635
00:52:34.480 --> 00:52:37.840
too. Yeah, that would be
fantastic, I because I want to get
636
00:52:37.840 --> 00:52:42.519
to the bottom of that. That's
yeah story. Now you know, the
637
00:52:42.960 --> 00:52:46.320
calling it a gargoyle doesn't necessarily mean
it's a gargoyle, but right, I
638
00:52:46.360 --> 00:52:50.840
want to know what the hell it
is? Yeah, I mean, what
639
00:52:51.119 --> 00:52:57.199
what spindling creatures out there going fisty
coast with people sleeping. If that's if
640
00:52:57.199 --> 00:53:01.039
that's something that we have to deal
with, I'd just I don't I don't
641
00:53:01.079 --> 00:53:06.280
need it. I don't need it
in my life. Well, I'd like
642
00:53:06.320 --> 00:53:07.880
to sleep peacefully and not have to
worry about waking up and being punched in
643
00:53:07.920 --> 00:53:15.000
the eye. Yeah, my fucking
little demon debonic gargoyles. But I think
644
00:53:15.280 --> 00:53:17.280
I think I knew. I think
I'd come out of my sleep going full
645
00:53:17.280 --> 00:53:22.119
cave man and you know, yeah
yeah picking it up and just swinging it
646
00:53:22.159 --> 00:53:24.000
around the road. Yeah, I
was gonna say, I can there's a
647
00:53:24.119 --> 00:53:28.119
I think there's a reason why this
ship doesn't happen to guys like us,
648
00:53:30.719 --> 00:53:36.000
or hat it has happened, but
it always ends badly for whatever. Yeah,
649
00:53:36.599 --> 00:53:39.039
like I would have grabbed its feet
and just started smacking it all over
650
00:53:39.199 --> 00:53:45.159
everything, like the old boys droopy. Yeah, yeah, I mean,
651
00:53:45.440 --> 00:53:51.000
look look at from the point of
view of little malevolent creatures. Right,
652
00:53:51.880 --> 00:53:55.000
there's there's like guys that have like
killed bears with like a little pocket knife.
653
00:53:57.480 --> 00:54:00.559
It's like, why would you chance
it? Right, You're like,
654
00:54:00.639 --> 00:54:02.960
ah, I'm gonna steak in it. I'm gonna punch this guy right in
655
00:54:04.000 --> 00:54:09.519
his fucking eye. Where are you
sleeping? It's like, are you sure
656
00:54:09.639 --> 00:54:15.280
you really want to do this?
Is that? What do you think gargo
657
00:54:15.320 --> 00:54:22.920
will sound like? I imagine it's
like they sounds see to me like I'm
658
00:54:22.920 --> 00:54:27.159
not picturing gargoyle. I'm picturing more
like like a Rumpel Steale skin type character,
659
00:54:29.320 --> 00:54:31.320
you know, Like I don't know
what those would be called. It's
660
00:54:31.320 --> 00:54:37.239
not a troll, be controls are
big like a goblin, like yeah,
661
00:54:38.239 --> 00:54:43.239
yeah, which is not maybe two
seconds. It's not the first goblin story
662
00:54:43.239 --> 00:54:46.199
in Kentucky, that's true. Yeah, Hopkinsville was a goblin story, but
663
00:54:46.280 --> 00:54:52.039
that was that was they were more
considered the size of a goblin. But
664
00:54:52.079 --> 00:54:58.519
they really said that this was alien
related though, Uh, I think you're
665
00:54:58.559 --> 00:55:06.079
talking about like what was that other
place, Remember that documentary we saw Hellier
666
00:55:06.400 --> 00:55:14.679
hell hell Hellier documentary. That documentary, Huh it was like a UFO goo
667
00:55:14.880 --> 00:55:20.559
yeah document They said, like,
but I know that they had some like
668
00:55:20.679 --> 00:55:25.519
links to Hopkinsville, like because the
way that they depict the creatures that these
669
00:55:27.000 --> 00:55:30.880
people saw were tiny. Yeah,
but they said it was like about like
670
00:55:30.920 --> 00:55:35.639
four foot, like the size of
a child. Okay, we're talking about
671
00:55:35.679 --> 00:55:39.719
something that could sit on lay on
a nightstand, so that would have to
672
00:55:39.760 --> 00:55:44.880
be like two foot maybe less than
that, maybe the size of a chihuahua
673
00:55:45.199 --> 00:55:52.960
almost yeah point yeah, So it
was a little bitty fucker, you know,
674
00:55:53.000 --> 00:56:00.079
what I mean, like like kind
of like you wake up. It
675
00:56:00.079 --> 00:56:02.719
could have been a puckwege. Aren't
they supposed to be dicks too? Yeah?
676
00:56:02.920 --> 00:56:09.639
There dicks they use They use little
tiny arrows soaked in like he was
677
00:56:09.679 --> 00:56:16.119
so excited about that. Yeah yeah, they're dis yeah sorry, like but
678
00:56:16.239 --> 00:56:21.239
yeah, they are supposed to be
dicks. They shoot, but they shoot
679
00:56:21.280 --> 00:56:25.880
people with like arrows that are supposed
to be poisonous. Yeah, yeah,
680
00:56:25.960 --> 00:56:34.719
huh yeah yeah, I don't know, man, this is I want to
681
00:56:35.880 --> 00:56:38.679
I want to know more. Hopefully
she gets back to us and and gets
682
00:56:38.679 --> 00:56:40.760
on the show with us. That'd
be pretty cool. Yeah yeah. And
683
00:56:42.000 --> 00:56:45.639
in the in the message, it
doesn't give any real details of what the
684
00:56:46.679 --> 00:56:52.679
creature looked like, uh, just
that it could sit like it was laying
685
00:56:52.760 --> 00:56:57.519
on her nightstand. It said it
had big feet and big big hands.
686
00:56:57.760 --> 00:57:05.199
That was the only other description.
So over I would say oversized more long,
687
00:57:05.239 --> 00:57:09.599
because we are we're already establishing that
unless this day, like this night
688
00:57:09.679 --> 00:57:17.559
stands like I mean huge, Okay, did they order Domino's pizza? It
689
00:57:17.679 --> 00:57:22.760
could be the noid? Thennoid?
Yeah, what the hell's the nooid?
690
00:57:22.880 --> 00:57:30.320
Oh my god? And then we're
that old Denny all right, hold on
691
00:57:30.360 --> 00:57:31.719
a second, because I know we're
getting low on time here. I've got
692
00:57:31.760 --> 00:57:36.599
to play Caesar. Still still going
around a little bit. They don't let
693
00:57:36.719 --> 00:57:40.760
him talk as much anymore though.
Yeah, he used to become pizza Pizza.
694
00:57:43.039 --> 00:57:46.719
I guess the nooid is a pizza
place or something like a mascot.
695
00:57:46.840 --> 00:57:51.159
Yeah, yeah, he was a
mascot with big feet in big hands.
696
00:57:51.400 --> 00:58:09.000
See if I can find an actual
annoid commercial. Here we go, save
697
00:58:09.079 --> 00:58:16.199
image again. I apologize to everyone
for all the dead of airspace. Oh,
698
00:58:16.239 --> 00:58:19.800
we didn't know we were gonna you
know, we didn't know we were
699
00:58:19.840 --> 00:58:27.679
gonna have We don't script shitting nothing. Yeah, all right, we don't
700
00:58:27.679 --> 00:58:31.480
even vet the emails for sake of
for sake of humor. That's annoyed.
701
00:58:32.440 --> 00:58:38.000
Oh yeah, he looks like he
would have fucking did that. Yeah.
702
00:58:38.079 --> 00:58:40.840
I don't even like dominoes that much, So if I see his ass,
703
00:58:40.880 --> 00:58:51.880
I'll slap the shit out of him. Isomatic. Yeah, yeah, it's
704
00:58:52.880 --> 00:59:00.280
we're old. Sorry, it's okay, buddy, it's not your Yeah,
705
00:59:00.559 --> 00:59:04.599
yeah I was. I wish I
could help you on that. You you
706
00:59:04.639 --> 00:59:10.199
weren't even a sparkle in your daddy's
eye when that commercial was on. When
707
00:59:10.320 --> 00:59:14.880
was it all? I was born
in nineteen ninety one, it was spawn
708
00:59:14.920 --> 00:59:21.519
in the eighties. Yeah, yeah, I was around. I was around,
709
00:59:21.559 --> 00:59:28.400
but not a around. Well.
I definitely didn't want to go into
710
00:59:28.440 --> 00:59:30.960
the biology of that, no,
I just I'm still like shocked that,
711
00:59:34.159 --> 00:59:38.239
like the guy that, the little
guy that was me made it. Ye
712
00:59:38.880 --> 00:59:45.920
think about that. I mean so
out of all those out of all those
713
00:59:45.519 --> 00:59:51.559
those sparks, yeah, you were
the one that was right up there in
714
00:59:51.599 --> 00:59:59.239
front, like whoa, yeah,
look at that. You're probably like elbow
715
00:59:59.280 --> 01:00:01.320
and I'm like, yeah, yeah, by way, I gotta get more.
716
01:00:07.320 --> 01:00:10.360
Well, I think I think we've
hit about an hour. Let's uh,
717
01:00:10.440 --> 01:00:15.880
let's give these guys their day,
giving them another taste. Yeah yeah,
718
01:00:15.360 --> 01:00:19.920
a sponsor for the day, sponsor
for the day, and uh you
719
01:00:19.960 --> 01:00:22.920
know. Usually I put some music
at the end of these, but today
720
01:00:23.119 --> 01:00:28.639
today the music is going to be
from our band practice session. So go
721
01:00:28.719 --> 01:00:30.920
check the other channels out, please
please, thank you. Oh yeah yeah,
722
01:00:31.119 --> 01:00:35.119
I forgot about that. Yeah,
go one more time, go to
723
01:00:35.159 --> 01:00:40.679
those like and subscribe. Thank you. Yeah, help us help us do
724
01:00:40.760 --> 01:00:44.519
something with those channels. We need, we want to. It's gonna be
725
01:00:44.559 --> 01:00:49.360
fun, all right. So we
have a gaming channel, but it's been
726
01:00:49.360 --> 01:00:52.719
stagged for a while, like when
do we have time anymore? We just
727
01:00:52.760 --> 01:00:58.320
don't have much time to do it, all right, So what's uh,
728
01:00:58.519 --> 01:01:02.360
what's the title of the song?
I'm looking up here? Seven kings,
729
01:01:02.559 --> 01:01:07.840
seven kings? All right, here
we go. I might I might have
730
01:01:07.880 --> 01:01:15.880
to just the volume, but here
we go. You guys have a go
731
01:01:15.000 --> 01:01:20.159
one out there. Hey, shout
out the bill for the artwork. Hell
732
01:01:20.239 --> 01:02:45.960
yeah, person all everyday down in
the same round, say I ray play
733
01:02:46.400 --> 01:03:57.280
well, saying I shan't I can't
duck lad lad to say dread not hearing
734
01:04:08.679 --> 01:07:13.079
or slay slay talk more un la, what's that note out? Blund h











