S325: What is time for an alien? And the hunt for Stevesquatch

0:00 You are listening to The Kentucky X Files Season three with your hosts Dennis Mays, Tyler Stewart, and Josh Gibbs. Don't forget to subscribe to us on your YouTube, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also visit us at www dot k y x files dot com and now onto our show. Welcome back, guys, Hey, yeah, yeah, what a back? Oh Denny rock so yeah, oh wow, it's a it's a beautiful day. Almost almost was springing again today. Yeah, at like four o'clock in the afternoon. But can I tell you guys about something. My wife is trying to kill me. I just gotta I gotta get this off my chest. Okay. She feels no cold weather, she feels nothing.

1:37 Okay, I can't see my breath and she's I'm like, okay. We go to bed, right, and I get my blanket. Man, I'm all covered up. I'm you know what I used. I'm all snuggled up, man, I'm I'm I'm comfortable, Denny sleeping Denny right, And sometime in the night, it's this creature, this fiend. My wife. She she turns off all the heat and then she's she's fine. She's just she's just laying there like she's good. Dude. There's like steam coming off of her. And I'm fucking dying. I'm like, you know, I wake up in the morning, man, and I'm like, somehow I turned into this huge bitch, right, I can't, Like I can't take the cold anymore. I used to be impervious, right, go outside, bear chested, slap a fucking bear. Just breathe in the winter snow, you know, not anymore. It's like it's like a little bit chilly now, man, I'm nope. H I got a coat on, I got a sweater on, I got you know, scarf, and uh, she's fine.

2:53 So the only thing I think of is she's she's trying to she's trying to get rid of me. She's trying she's trying to kill me. She's playing the long game on you. Is I think it is. She's trying to freeze me out over time. She's trying to eliminate weak bloodline. Yeah, well you can't handle the cold, must must I have to get rid of this guy. Yeah. Yeah. I don't get it because I'm like, how how is she able to maintain one hundred and eight degrees like this because I can't, you know, my like ninety seven over here struggling. Yeah, and I'm like, I'm like, I wake up. I'm sitting there, man, and I'm like I'm freezing my ass off, Like, huh, I can't take it. She feels nothing, nothing. Yeah, I had to get that off my chest. If anything happens I disappear, just come come chisel me out of the ice and uh, you know, try to revive me if you can. Like Encino, man, all right, me and Tyler just start randomly working job together and drag you along like this is her cousin from Estonia weekend at Denny's. Me, you can't even better.

4:09 Wow. We we just mixed two two movies together there. Yeah. The spans like ten years too. Yeah. I'm just saying, yeah, I don't know. I don't know how she does it. I don't know how she can handle it, but I can't do it. So I'm gonna sign her up for one of those Alaska survival shows because I feel like the biggest thing is they'm staying warm, right right done. She's got it in the bag, dude. We're gonna be millionaires in no time. I mean that, or you could get her on like what is it the deadliest catch? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, she could make she could make a killing. It was a lobster fisherman. Yeah, I mean, let's be gone for a little bit. But yeah, but she's also she'd also be home for a lot too. Those guys only work like, ye three months a year. Yeah, I was about to say it three months. That's true. Yeah, yeah, and they get paid like stupid money the whole time she's fishing. I'll have the heater on, I'll be warm as shit.

5:11 It's gonna be great. It's gonna be it's gonna be x Like I'm I'm so excited to tell her when she gets home. It's a game blend. I like it. It is, you know. I'm glad we could brainstorm this. And I thank you guys for the help because I was getting nowhere with her. I was like, I'm freezing. She's like, you're a bitch. Yeah, she's always she's very different when when it's early, I don't know, it's where are you are you gonna tell her? It was my idea, she becomes a lobster fisherman. I can keep an anonymous Okay, it was gonna say, guys, because I had like bonus points for the whole uh photo shoot thing for our KYX pictures. The conversation we had about keeping her out of that part. That is true. That's true. Plus really not lose grace on that one. We're completely anonymous right now.

5:54 Nobody's ever gonna know what I mean. That's true. We'll just edit this out. True. We're anomalous. Now, let's do that. I can't tell who we are. Yeah, you don't know who I am. So uh, something, something kind of big landed on my lap. I wanted to get tell you guys about and actually, honestly, I need I need some opinions on I need you guys to check out some pictures. There was a goin fool screen. There was a Steve siding down in Kentucky. Um. I'm not sure if the pictures are real, but apparently, um someone spotted the Steve squatch out in the woods. And I was hoping you guys would take a look and just give me your give me your you know, your first impressions. What do you think you know? Is this a hoax? Is this real? You know what I mean? So here you go, I'm gonna I'm gonna start hitting them. You guys tell me when to switch pictures. How's that all right? So here we go. So that's the first one. I mean, you can kind of see something back there. I'm gonna go ahead and say right now that I don't see a red circle. Oh is it? Like? Could you not see anything because there's no red circle? There's no red circle? Oh shit, I could have added a man, I just didn't think about it. So you don't see anything in that at all, Like that's just trees, branches, branches,

7:28 Tyler Ward, do you see anything or I think I see something, but it's it's very yeah, M I don't know. Yeah, it kind of looks like there's there. I mean, that could be tree stumps back there, Like it looks like it could be a guy maybe, but I don't know. So Okay, I see something. Yeah, but it's a upper left hand corner, not quite fully in the left hand corner. It looks like there's a baby Shrek doll on a branch. I do see that. Okay, that's that's weird. That's weird that you pointed that out and that that's I see that, Okay, And down here. Down here, in the pile of debris on the left hand side, there appears to be a rather large pair of brass knuckles. Okay, okay, yeah, do you see it? I do, Yeah, I see it? Okay, yeah, all right, well I'm good with this one. How about you, Tyler? Moving on or yeah? Okay, here we go. All right, So here we have it looks like another another shot of the same same area, I think, same same area. Yeah, yeah, possibly could be something in this. I'm not really not really seeing much. Okay.

8:50 So there is a gray colored dorm sized mini fridge and the top right behind the green tree. Okay, yeah, okay, yeah, I'm seeing it. Yeah yeah, yeah, hmm, yeah, I don't. I don't mean I'm not really seeing any tracks or anything. I mean, Steve Squatch sightings are kind of rare, you know, and then when they do come up, you gotta really, you gotta really dissect them. So we can't just we can't just take their word for it that there was a Steve sighting. Okay, we have to be fair about this. Okay, all right, I'm gonna I was wanting to share my screen real quick, oh sure, sure, sure, yeah, okay, sharing my screen. Do I need to take this picture down? Uh? Probably here in a second.

9:43 Okay, I'm gonna pull this down, yes it okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, let's see if we can do a little just imitating. Okay, let's uh, let's do let's do color billance okay, hmm, shadows, highlights, Oh wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. There's something there. There's something there. Yeah, like it seems like I don't know, if you see my cursor, we do see something like dr there. Okay, all right, okay, yeah, so it looks like maybe a Chinese spy balloon. Okay, yeah, it could be. I mean it looks like it's just being inflated for the first time, like it's it's still a little yea, you know what I mean.

10:37 Let's let's go to the next one and see see what we see here. Oh, this is another shot. Looks like they backed up a little bit further. Maybe they were getting back away from what they thought was a Steve squatch. I'm not really sure about this one. I mean, I mean that tree in the middle there, that's where the object that Tyler highlighted that could have been. I mean, that could be anything that could be a small dog maybe, or a large possum or raccoon. Yeah, wearing wearing a coat. I don't know. Okay, let's go to next here.

11:18 I don't I don't really see anything going on here. Okay, hold on a second, Um, let me get an exit of full screen. Here. I think we see one of our friends and it's in the left hand side. Yeah, closest to the left there. Um, I believe he's sitting down with his back to us. And I'm gonna take over for one second, Dinny, and I'm gonna let you take back over. Oh okay, um, I see our Yep, there he is. That's that's that was him on the side there. All right, I'll let you take back over because you know where you were. Okay, I think I was there, yea, yeah, there is. There's our our friend, mister Gilly. Yeah, he's over there. I seen him right there on the left. Yeah. Yeah, this movie's hold a stick instead of a rival though. That's a little weird. Yeah, all right, carry on moving right along here. Let's see next one. Uh, there's something odd about this picture. Um. I don't know if you guys noticed this, but do you see the dirt like in like down there to the right, it looks like it's kind of it's almost sandy. Do you see that? Yeah, Okay, that's really dry. But this log comes to us, Tyler, I don't might be quick. We don't. We don't don't know why we brought that up. I mean, I'm sorry, like I'm just trying to, like, oh, point out things. I don't even want to look at this picture anymore now, but see how dry that is, and

12:50 then look at this log here. Yeah. Uh, the log closest to us is clearly wet. That indicates a full on photoshop job. Yeah. Yeah, so let's keep going. I don't see anything weird in that picture. I don't see any beings or whatever. Um. This one kind of more of the same. I mean, if there's something, if there was a guy or something in this picture, we would we would know it instantly. And I'm just I'm thinking Paris, it's Paris, Steviadulia. It's when you look at something and you just instantly think it's Steve. That's fair, you know what I mean. Yeah, Um, last one is one of the footprints. That's a that's the footprint that he left behind. It's kind of very splayed. You know, a lot of a lot of big toes there. Um, that's a that's the that's the normal kind of a anatomy of a Steve Squatch, that kind he kind of sprol like he fans out his toes to grip a little bit better. He does. Yeah, and each individual toe is curled and only the tip of the show is putting down into the into the Jeremy Walks. I don't know why, but the last one is possibly a battle between Steve Squatch and in a turkey. I think I don't know who's winning here, but it looks like Steve one. And that's why we couldn't see him. What are you talking about? I don't see any There's a bird that's randomly floating upside down that is a turkey identifying

14:28 as a bat. It's it's in a dive bomb ah, even better bombing inverted like like Maverick and top Gun. It's a really good shot. Like, yeah, that's lucky. That is lucky. You gotta be quick. So yeah, so are you guys watching us? Yeah, we're having fun. Buddy of mine, Steve, who was a fan of the show, set those into me and but The point of this is not just a kind of whatever joke around, but also there's a there's a good exercise to be had here. See how hidden he is, you know. And he did these on purpose. He walked like sasquatch, you know, and he did this on purpose to to get a sense of just how hard it is to see something in the woods. And they're pretty close to him. Yeah, they're they're very close to him. Especially like if he wasn't wearing like the jacket or anything, something that had fur was been a little bit more difficult.

15:33 Like even the one picture I think we were just talking. I think, yeah, this one, if you really didn't know the pictures before, you probably could have noticed that right off the bed. But yeah, it's like if you wasn't really like scrolling through ship and you're like, okay, yeah, that there's a guy right there in the middle of it. But if it had fur, like there's a chance that like it could blend in the back. I really wish I would have saved this one picture. It was showing pictures of owls. Yeah, didn't I send that into the chat? I Oh, I don't know if that was you. Yeah, I saw it on my Facebook, but no, no, I sent it to our Facebook chat and pended. I believe. So if you want to pull that up right now, you could probably if you continue, I'll try to find it. Yeah, there's a definite benefit to being able to um to break up your you know, your silhouette, your profile, you know.

16:34 And what I find interesting about this particular picture you got up right now is that his legs are gone. Yeah, Like the only reason you know that there's a guy standing there is because the coat is a solid color. Yeah, and nothing in nature is a solid color, all right, not like that. You know, there's solid colors that that log is black, but that log is black, a little bit of tan, a little bit of green. Yeah, yeah, it's yeah, it's it's like in nature, all these things they everything is a pattern, but it's it's always random, right yeah A look that yeah, like look look the like the detail.

17:15 Like at first when I saw I could tell that there was an owl there because I saw the word owl right like, because I was like, oh, okay, now I'm looking for that shape like the yeah, the most common shape of an owl. But like look at the textures versus the wood, like even like the light like because you can see that this tree is partially dead on the ends where it's been broken, and then like it looks like it's blending so well with that. So I feel like, yeah, that's kind of like what we're saying is is that there's an even better one in there too. I think there's one. I wish I knew which one it was. Oh, I think I knew what you're about, because I just found it because it looks good. Yeah, it's just it's like I remember we're schooling through and being like, holy crap, I can't even see this thing. I always wonder looking at these is like if this owl lands on like a tree that's really young and vibrant and just green all over.

18:18 I mean, isn't this camouflage kind of fucking yes? Is it kind of pointless? Right? Like you're like, oh, look at that owl that looks like a piece of dead wood sitting on that bright green tree. Like he's not blending it at all, you know what I mean? Or does the owl know to go to shit like that? Does he like, oh dude, I look like this. This looks like me? Yeah? Like that? Yeah, Like it literally looks like he's blending like his head. Somebody carved that into the side of the tree. Yeah, go go one picture down from that in that same article. But even like this, yeah, yeah, if you move the camera forty five degrees to the left on the horizontal, wouldn't you'd be just seeing gray and brown owl like with a green backdrop? Right? Like, isn't this only like good for prey that's in this direction. That's kind of where I was at with that, is like what blends in three sixty? Like what what blends from all angles?

19:26 Like I don't, I don't know that there is anything is there? Like that guy clearly found the best spot to hang out. Yeah, right behind a metal band logo. Yeah, And that's that's an important thing we should bring up real quick because let me pause on this is uh, death metal bands, when you're done using your logo, throw them away because this stuff gets tangled up in animals tree in there and they're in their antlers and they're in there around their necks. You know, we have to be responsible death metal guys, come on right now. That's uh, that's pretty good.

20:06 I like that. I don't know, I mean I think some some of these guys here, I think some of these guys here actually nail it with their in the three sixties, have you seen some of these, like were gilly suits where you're watching a video of a pasture and then the guy who stands up and you're like, yeah, whoa yeah you know. Oh sorry, no, I was just about to say. I used to really watch I like watch a lot of the air Soft and people there are in gilly suits, and dude, they're like literally like the guy has a GoPro on and he's laying down and these guys are literally walking up to him, like literally almost his boot is it at his face? Yeah, and he pops off shots gets the guys. It's like man like like yeah, like like camouflage like that's it's crazy good. Like in some the best is natural, something that's grown by like an animal. Yeah, I know, with gilly suits especially, I mean the Gillie suit is designed to break up your silhouette because we naturally look for we look for silhouettes of people, like we're programmed too. So to break up the silhouette of a man is the ultimate camouflage, you know, especially since the snipers they shoot from crazy distances, so

21:38 he's already shooting where the bullet hits before you even hear the report, and his silhouettes completely broken up. You can't even tell he's there. And I can't help but wonder with a lot of the sightings of you know, like the Sasquatch sightings and things like that, if it's honestly just a dude and in a gilly suit, you know what I mean. I got one thing to tell you guys about that. Steve relayed to me. Okay, Steve, if you're listening to this or watching it, I'm sorry if I if I've screw up the story. But him and his dad were hunting, and uh, he saw a bunch of like raccoons going into into a tree, a fallen tree called he called it the widow Maker, right big ash tree.

22:25 These little raccoons went into this tree, and he was like, oh, I'm gonna scare these these raccoons out. And he started to like throw stuff at the tree to try to scare him out of it or whatever, and he tried to mess with him. The next thing, you know, they like wouldn't come out, like they were in there, like pissing on their cells and stuff like that to like, you know, get the scent out to get rid of predators or whatever, or maybe he just scared to piss out of him. I have no idea, but he said he eventually grabbed a big gass like log, like a log and started beating the ship out of this tree. And he made the joke like, oh god, they're probably thinking that sasquatches out here knocking on the tree, like trying to get them. And I thought that was funny, but at the same time, it made me think of something. Steve's out in the middle of the middle of nowhere beating on this tree probably probably you know, like come on, ha ging out there, you know, now, like say several a couple of miles away. What is somebody hearing they're here wood knocks, They're hearing tree knocks, and probably hearing a muffled, distorted sound, you know, of him yelling or talking. You know, they're hearing weird noises coming from across the So I'm like, there's probably gonna be a whole sasquatch hunt

23:56 looking for you because they heard that and they thought, whoa, man, there's something out there knocking on the trees. Man, there's something crazy. I'm just saying, it's like there's there's got to be a human accountability for a lot of these. There has to be acceptable. Yeah, right, there's like a you know, I've made that. I've made this. I've made this statement multiple times. I don't I don't believe that there could ever be a population of that many. There's just no way. But if there was a few somewhere way up northwest somewhere, I could maybe get behind that.

24:36 But I do think that people do here and experience something something weird. Right, what if I'm being very generous here, thirty three percent a third thirty three point three is other humans, maybe not hoaxing you, but doing shit that's relaying to you, and you're perceiving it in a different way. Oh yeah, you don't have context. You know, you're standing out there in the middle of the woods. You start hearing something banging on a tree.

25:17 Steve's a big dude. I imagine if he swings a branch at a tree, it's kind of the loudest shit and probably scary as fuck. Well, I mean not only that, think about Okay, so you've got an area that's well known as a hot spot for bigfoot sidings. Right, so you've got bigfoot hunters on this rich top looking for bigfoot, and you've got bigfoot hunter on this top looking for a big foot. These guys start knocking trees, they hear it, they start knocking trees back. You know how many of these have been, you know, just bigfoot hunters, you know, tricking each other not even knowing it. Yeah, that's that's to me.

25:59 Should be yea, that should be a rule, like, hey, look, no fucking woo, none of that shit, don't do it. And no tree knocking, you know what I mean, don't tree knocking. Don't be whooping out there, because we don't want to get mixed anything. You know, if you go out looking, go into silence, go in stealth, I mean, and think about like any other hunter, you know, like bird hunters. There's a very very very very few people who bird hunt use their own you know, mouths or hands or whatever to create the noise to draw in the bird. They almost always use like a mouthpiece or a box or something of that nature. Animals are not easily fooled, but other animals sounds being made by humans because we don't sound like the animals, right, And that that's a big portion of like wildlife scientists. There's there's a big thing where I hear this a lot when I listen to other shows and when I research myself, you know, and they say, well, we gotta get we gotta get the science out here. We gotta get the wildlife scientists to get on board with with this whole sasquatch hunt. Here's a big problem. Guys. You guys out there, take note. If you're planning on research at Bigfoot, you're gonna want to know this. If you

27:30 get thirty people together and you all go out in the woods and you're talking and you're stepping. Okay, thirty people in the woods, it's not a great idea anyway. There's nothing that's going to make you stealthy, right, Any wildlife scientists in the world, when they approach a species that they've never approached before, they are doing it in complete stealth because they want to get as close as possible without it noticing. They cover their scent. They approach from down wind. They don't, you know, they're not walking through the woods hiking with their cameras and their video cameras and their sticks, hitting on things if there was anything out there. Not only are you broadcasting, like I gotta get the fuck out of here, but they can probably hear you from so far away that they could walk out the other direction before you ever get close. I'm just saying I'm not trying to be what he called about this, like oppositional towards people who are enthusiastic by all means. Man, get outside, go look for sasquatch. I hope you find them. I want you to the problem is is that if you listen to a lot of these researchers field researchers, they're going out there in big groups, they're hanging out, they're singing Kumbaya, and then they're going as loud as possible into the woods, make as much noise as they can. And they yeah,

29:03 they freaking tailgate. Look at all of the big, the big events where they go and they got all their trucks circled up. They're all partying around a little campfire, you know what I mean, Like they're tailgating. It's not it's not a research expedition. It's it's a fucking party. So the science community is never going to take that serious. You got to get out there and put some actual research in, put some time in. Yeah, you could party any other time. But if you're if you're constantly going out there and you make it into a party, make it into a joke, well guess what, it's just fucking joke. Then I hate to be that guy. But somebody has to be. Somebody's got to wake wake everybody up here, dude. I want to see a big foot. But if I go see a big foot, dude, I'm probably never gonna tell anybody that I went. If I found something, then I'll tell you. You know what I mean, Right, it's a little messed up. I would hope that you at least tell us. Well I had you guys just automatically included by proxy, because I don't want to myself, we wouldn't be out there.

30:14 Yeah, somebody has to draw him in, Tyler. I've got this like awesome big foot suit. It's it's kind of like the bugs bunny trick. It's gotta cut the bow and the little like dress. You know what I mean. Don't worry, you're gonna be once it gets close, he's gonna realize you're not a big foot. I'm just picturing the gorilla from Looney Tunes. She's gotta bugs bunny, you don't. You don't whoop in the woods, though, you gotta be like, oh, I can knock a little bit, but it's got to be like a little Yeah, big Foot's gonna be sitting there like ooh, yes, once he discovers that Tyler's not another big Foot, chances are Tyler's going to get into a little bit of a tussle, fully confident it'll be fine, right, Ye, So you know, I'm going to be like doing our shows and like a full body cast Welcome back guys, six files. But what we will have is some awesome footage of Tyler battling it out with a big Foot getting my ass.

31:26 Kid, I'd like to leave it it battled for now, because we don't know what if, Like what if you're the sleeper in the situation, Like Bigfoot thinks he's got you, and then all of a sudden you pull out some freaking moves. Man, I mean that's true, Like Bigfoot might not be able to throw hands. Yeah, what if he's all bark right, Yeah, you might be the first guy to ever choke a big Foot out. What the heck are you guys saying? You make you make it sound like He's like, I do not you violence. I'm a Pacifistan. Yeah. Plus it's not our job to talk you down from this. Hey, maybe maybe Bigfoot, you know, keeps in contact with his cousin, the Yedi. You know his Yeti is you know where he's from. Yeah, maybe Bigfoot picked up the religion. Maybe he's Buddhist, he's Zen, he's always it's like, that's a relatively peaceful belief system over there, right, and they pretty much accept the Eddy. But the Yedi is known to be kind of a bastard. Yeah, and I've always thought it was because of his size, threatening my inner oneness. Ah, and he's like comes out at you. But like it's just like dogs, Like have you ever Like the biggest, scariest looking dogs always are the most gentileist, But like a Chihuahua is the meanest fucking thing around. What if there's like a little tiny

33:04 sasquatch and how mean that would be? Well, that's what I'm saying that Yeti is depicted as being very short, almost human size. Well I mean that, and he's in the coldest fucking climate. He's probably rouchy. I'm grady when I wake up cold. We've already had. Yeah, full circle. Maybe Yetti's wife is turning off the heater in the middle of the night. I mean, how aggravated would you be if you were, like the super Primate and other other versions of you were like eight nine foot tall and you're stuck down at like sixty three and the snow is like four foot deep, so everywhere you go, you're dragging your nuts through the snow, just thinking about all the other sasquatches being big and out of the out of the snow, you know, like, and then some jackass comes up the mountains.

33:52 You know it is it is. It is a north face coat, you know, and it's just like you had enough? Yeah with the YETI cooler? Yea? Oh god? Yeah, So the Yedi wasn't like out to attack him, It was just they caught him on the wrong day. Every every every day, Yeah, every every day is the wrong day to best with Eddie. Wow, maybe that's why they didn't go with messing with Yedi. Yeah, I was just about to say that, like, why didn't Jack's links ever? Don't mess with the Eddie? Yeah? What else we got? We got we got other stuff, don't we gotta Yeah, we gotta get all of this tangent. Let's get out. Yeah, we gotta get out of this. Somebody actually called us out on that too.

34:35 We were all over the place less, I don't think. I don't think they called us out of I think they enjoy one. We're all over the place at least one one. I feel like, yeah, there are like they enjoy us. Just drip it back and forth on topics, because let's go cracking up over one of those comments. And I can't remember which one it was, but either I know, I think it's from Travis. Oh let me Oh yeah. The comment was his question, what happens when the reactor from Hell does have the said catastrophic failure? I'm like, I responded with a big botta boom big and uh he did? He hashtag his comment hashtag butter noodles, hashtag murderer. So hopefully, hopefully my cousin Scotty's been keeping up with the shows so he knows that I've been talking all this shit about him. Yeah, it is aughty, though. We have to be guys. We don't script anything. If you couldn't tell, So this is how conversations go out. You know, you're hanging around, you drink a few beers. You you never know. One minute you're talking about, you know whatever, the next minute you're talking about dressing your buddy up as a as a lady big foot draw in a sasquatch. Yeah, Tuesday night.

36:07 We're just not scripted. Yeah, kind of gone. Yeah, what do we gotta something? Didn't you? I do? I do? I do? I have an article um from eighteen ninety seven that I found, and when I first found it, I didn't believe it to be true at all. I thought it was a hoax. And then I found a whole lot more information in other locations of it. Do we need the time travel with music? Yeah, give me the little Which one was it? I can't remember. I don't know. Just hit one, we'll call it that.

36:50 I don't I don't think that was it. Yes, I feel like I'm about to be swooned by one of you. Okay, Yeah, I'm gonna move on from this because I can't remember which is which? Yeah, well, you know what I think it was. I think it was actually that one. Oh no, I gotta oh yeah, that takes us back in time. I mean, let's say it does. So. I found this article a windmill demolishes it. Okay, Yeah, So I'm gonna get this out of the way so your pretty faces or do you want me to leave it up so you can read it too? I like, hey, you can see Tyler peeking around it down there. Yeah. So we're just so good at this, right, all right? So, Aurora, Texas, April seventeenth, Yeah, all right, about six o'clock in the morning, the early risers of Aurora were astonished at the sub an appearance of an airship which had been sailing through the country. It was traveling due north and much nearer to Earth than ever before. Evidently some of the machinery was out of order, for it was making a speed of only ten or twelve miles an hour and had gradually settling towards Earth. It sailed directly over the public square,

38:22 and when it reached the north part of town, collided with the tower of Judge Proctor's windmill went into pieces with terrific explosion, scattered debris over several acres of ground, wrecking the windmill and water tank, and destroying the judge's flower garden. This just feels like an old article, right, Yeah. A judge's flower garden gets destroyed and it's newsworthy. I love this. What was the year the article? I'm sorry, eighteen ninety seven? Right, The article date is April nineteenth, the event was the seventeenth. Not quick on the draw with the news that back then were they The pilot of the ship is supposed to have been the only one aboard, and while his remains were badly disfigured, enough of the original, enough of the original hads been picked up to show that he was not an inhabitant of this world that was boarded. Weird, but I'm reading I'm not paraphrasing mister T. J.

39:22 Weems, the United States Signal Service officer at this place and in authority on astronomy. So it's kind of like a wavy picture of a newspaper. I'm trying to read it here gives it as his opinion that he was a native of the planet Mars. All right, everybody was a Marshalm back then, remember, Yeah, that's true, right, Papers found on his person, evidently the record of his travels are written in some unknown hieroglyphs, and the cannot be deciphered. The ship was too badly wrecked to any conclusion as to its construction or motive power. It was built of an unknown metal resembling somewhat a mixture of aluminum and silver, and it must have weighed several tons.

40:10 The town is full of people today who are viewing the wreck and gathering specimens of the strange metal from the debris. The pilot's funeral will take place at noon tomorrow. So they gave this alien yeah, a Christian burial, right yeah? And I didn't really believe it until I found this. This is the historic marker from a royal cemetery and it clearly says in there about the spaceship wreck. Wow right, what It's pretty wild, isn't it. Yeah?

41:00 It is, yep, the legend that the spaceship crashed here. It gets really blurry and it's hard to read, but it talks about the spaceship wrecking directly into that or directly onto this, um fucking wild stuff. Man. Uh. I don't even know what to make of it other than if it if it's a spoof piece, it's done really well. Um, but I believe that this is actually an article that existed. Yeah, you know, I got a better picture of this here. Okay, here we go. Let me save this image. All right, let's save and I'm going to add this into our our show. Okay uh, there's here, here's a related okay um. November eighteen seventy six to May eighteen ninety seven, mysterious large airships powered by propellers and decorated with electric lights were reported flying in California, Texas in Great Late States of the US. Who built these crafts and for what purpose? April eighteen ninety seven, John Haley and Adolph Winkie of Springfield, Illinois reported a flying craft a similar type. Who's and it's in quotes? Pilot told them that it was a new invention flown at night to attract less attention. The pilot stated he had left Quincy, one hundred

42:34 miles to the west, only thirty minutes earlier and impossibility for aerial objects of the time. Similar objects were reported in Indiana, where the crew were making a on the spot repairs. The pilot was tracked down by the press in Martinville, where he made the statement that he had the airship in Brown County undergoing repairs and three machines flying in Central states of the United States. While many reports of the time were out, undoubtedly hoaxes dreamed up by local newspaper editors to increase circulation. There remains some tantalizing unexplained facts. In April nineteen, eighteen ninety seven, more than thirty minutes, for more than thirty minutes, a huge airship was witnessed by jurors, judges, and lawyers who had gathered outside the courthouse in Harrison, Nebraska. It had a bright white light and colored lights around it. It was oval shaped, with a box like structure hanging from it and propellers at the stern. To this day, though well documented, there has been no explanations for this sighting. And what year was that? That was? Sorry? I just that was eighteen ninety seven, Okay, So all of these happened six years before the Right brothers flew their first plane. Yeah, which is in itself kind of kind of interesting, you know, it is weird. Yeah, I mean, we didn't

44:05 write they made planes. They made aircraft that could use air pressure to lift. But like, balloon technology was already kind of kind of happening, right, But one hundred miles and thirty minutes in a balloon is that even possible? Right? Yeah? And for anybody that was asking like Tyler did when we did a little pregame on this. The grave site was apparently robbed in the seventies. Yeah, that's weird. And I'll read this little tibet here um. This is from History Daily and it says the alien grave site was robbed in the early in the seventies. The grave site of the unknown Pilot was marked with a rock and its location that cemetery was common knowledge among people of Aurora. Kids would stop buying to see it and speculatively speculated but space man bury below. In the early seventies, someone took a metal detector over the grave. The readings indicated that at least three large chunks of metal were buried with the pilot. Within a few years, however, the alien's headstone went missing. Then someone discovered a metal pipe protruding from the ground at the grave site. The pipe was removed and the site was metal detected again.

45:21 This time there were no hits for metal buried beneath. It seems as though the grave was robbed by someone or a group of people. But why yeah, get rid of get rid of whatever was there. I mean, if it's just a guy flying a balloon, why I get rid of like why I take the body? Why? Why would that be a big deal? Right? Yeah, I don't know. I just I found it to be pretty damn interesting. It is interesting. I like, I'm really having fun with the UFO topic lately. If you guys out there couldn't tell, I've been gathering up as much as I can, and historical sightings are like awesome.

46:01 Yeah. One thing people bring up is like, did you ever notice that the historical sightings are saucers? M you know, but that's not entirely true. Not were saucers. This wasn't depicted as a saucerer. All of the artwork from m Quebec when was showing it as more of a tube like the cigar shape. Yeah, yeah, well some of the pictures show it like a saucer. This one looks more like an a bomb. Honestly, hang out one second, let me see if I can let me see if I can bring up this picture of some of these historic flying machines. Oh you know what here, let me let me share my screen real quick.

46:50 All right. That's why I was just about to ask, like the do we do we have any records of like flying machines prior to I know, I know the Wright brothers like design like that's the big thing. It was nineteen oh three. Basically they kicked off the whole like airplanes and shit like that. So other than what are the like blunt like air balloons, like what was what was the well going that fat? Like? How how fast did he said? You said it was josh um it slowed way down?

47:35 Yeah it was. It was doing like ten fifteen miles an hour, but it was going faster at one point they didn't depict it. Eighteen eighty four La France, that first fully controllable airship. Yeah, I don't know, like, I don't know how how safe I would feel flying that right? This? I mean, see, I think this is just practice cality. You can't find yourself a dragon. I was just about to say that put put you a little suit like thing on the air and you just fly it like that's you guys played way too much arc keep it simple. You cannot tell me that that's not a dragon. Like looks like a dragon. I agree, this is a dragon, but like, I mean, you just straight to build a saddle for the dragon. Uh, let's see this one.

48:25 I feel like this is kind of like a kite kind of deal. I feel like that's got to get going fast before that lifts. Yeah, there is, there is a glider. There is a possible earthly explanation for this, and they're not a hundred you know, I don't have a whole I haven't got a chance to dig into this to make it to see if it's you know, accurate or not. But apparently there was a secret group of aircraft builders called the Sonora Club or Sonora Aero Club. It was experimenting with flying machines in California at the time of the or a crash. Oh bam. So they're thinking maybe it was a whoopsie see that guy? Yeah?

49:10 Balls of steel, Yeah, balls of steel right there. That's what it looks like America. There's probably not a liquor metal on that fucking thing. Probably only nails. Yeah, he probably crashed that got up, smoked a cigarette pipe probably. Yeah. Look at that. That's him like just getting up, Like God, I can't believe I lived. Yeah, look at this, dude. You know how many ocean violations right there? Yeah? Right, his leg could have got caught on that chain or that built Yeah. Oh yeah, what kind of like sounds like a I don't know one cycle, but I mean that's that's that's pretty awesome. Yeah, not to take away from the story of the town. I mean it's incredible, but oh that was the that was part of the right Brothers. That's what it's aid. Dumb to the bottom. Look at that thing, man, I don't understand, Like what what possessed Somebody's like, hey, a square is aerodynamic? Right, Oh my god. Yeah, it's like a great plan. That was the first idea for the helicopter. Yeah. See like that, you just hold that right there. It just takes you, takes you wherever you need to go. That's I mean, full proof, full

50:43 proof ideas. Yeah. Yeah, but hey, that's that's evolution. You try shit that doesn't work. You know. You know how many of those guys tried airplanes back then and they crashed, Like you know, they were like, hey, we gotta go somewhere really high so we can get the you know, get the wind and get the drop so we can get some get some flight in. You know. Yeah, how many of those guys you've heard about, Not many of them, because nature, Nature just kind of went, hey, you know what, your design didn't work. Now that that reminded me. Reminded me of there was a movie that came out along like probably a couple of years back. It was called Aeronauts. It was like to go up like it was for weather. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I don't know if like because this like the person that was with like with the like the what METEOROLOGI guy she I guess she grew around hot air balloons. She she was like kind of an entertainer. Yeah.

51:50 I hope, like I hope that a lot of that wasbellished because this girl literally climbed up the side of the balloon not embellished. Oh my god, they did that ship. They did it. People still do it. By the way, what was it They had helium in it right like or whatever there? Yeah yeah, it just got hot hot air and they would release it every periodically to like to control their flight to let them go down and stuff, and it got frozen because they were going too hot. Yeah, and she literally I was like this, No, absolutely, they still it's it's still going on. Balls of steel. Stupid. Don't got them, not me. No, I can't even get on a fucking ladder.

52:39 Do you guys want to see what happened last week. Sure, it's it's still kind of related. Um. Actually I'd say really related. Uh. Last week there was a Senate US Senate committee to discuss, uh some of these some of these UFOs. They got together and they they talked about how weird it was, and h look at this here. You can see this guy here pointing at some shit. It's like if you look at the scrade right, here's where the UFOs happened. They basically went through to discuss how many of these sightings and recordings were actually viable. Okay, like what was viable? What was actually weird? You know what I mean? What you know, are the objects you know, are they actually still unidentified or have they been? You know, do is there any theories on them since you know what I mean, anything that had like remarkable flight characteristics? Uh?

53:45 What else? What else did they talk about? Um, like any kind of readings that anybody picked up on them, you know, like some of the speeds that we we talked about, you know, all that stuff. Um, the behavior patterns of them, like there was multiple sightings going on at the same time. Everything they could possibly do to you know, spend a few hours hearing themselves talk about UFO stuff, because I honestly don't know that anybody really got anything out of this, because nothing else was released afterwards. All we know is that poor President Biden was super upset that he didn't get to see a UFO. Just you know, that's that's the face of a man who was clearly very disappointed he didn't get to see one. You know, he kind of looks like a previous guest on the show, does he? Oh yeah, wow, they do have almost the same thing going on there, like fucking uncanny. Well, now we know why the blobfish is upset. I didn't get to see a UFO. I feel bad for him. I hope he can. Yeah, I hope, I hope he.

55:07 I hope he gets to see one. You know, if he if he's if he's out there and he happens to hear this, you know, you should keep looking at the sky, buddy, you might get lucky, you know. Um. The other thing that happened over the last few days, the Aurora Borealist visited thirty states. Unfortunately for Kentucky. Kentucky's weather said, so what we got to see was a bunch of clouds that were ushering in more cold and hot and snow and storms at the same time because Kentucky's bipolar as shit. That's true. So thirty states got to see a remarkable sight in the sky if they were lucky enough to have clear skies. The Aurora boy Ellis traveled all the way down because of a very intense G five I think they said geo magnetical storm from the sun, from a solar flare.

56:12 It just happened to be aimed at Earth. Super cool didn't get to see it. I was I wanted to film it and have a clip to show you guys, but you know, Kentucky, Yeah, upsetting. Hopefully I can find some recordings people made and stick them on maybe one of the next episodes, if if, if I can find anything. And I'm just I'm just really jealous of the people that get to see it all the time. Man, I was so excited. I was so excited to see it because I'm like, when am I ever going to have the chance to see this like magnificent show. That's like unbelievable, you know, it's just absolutely beautiful. See I feel like him, I feel like him. I understand m hmm. Yeah. Actually though, when when it was happening. I was like, this fucking clouds. I love that. I love that you have clouds. That though your thing too. That's funny. Tie ins teens, look at that. Yeah, that's all I got, guys, Polly, some people out there got to see it. I'd love to hear some comments and yeah, well I got one thing that I can uh yeah, is it not that we save it it I'll say that for later, but I want to because we have what we've been talking about. Um okay,

57:50 this is a picture of the one where I can't remember I had the name right here, the Western Brook, the restaurant Brook. Uh. Radio scope in the Netherlands. Apparently, uh we are left. Okay. Scientists think that aliens are trying to contact contact Earth from uh distant five new recording bursts from space really yeah um apparently this uh place, uh this radio scope in the Netherlands caught five trans like basically radio burst uh yeah what they they called them? Yeah, fast radio bursts f Arby's uh f ARBs, Yeah, far bes. That's that's terrible. I like rbs. I get okay, yeah, um, I that is fucking amazing. Yeah, they've they've received the signals. Yeah, Um. They said five three out of the five branch uh breached the triangul Triangulists galaxy on their on their approach to Earth.

59:27 This uh spiritual galaxy is. Spiritual galaxy is proximately two point seven seventy three million light years away from Earth. Oh wow, So I know, I mean, I know what those guys are looking for. M hm Uh. They call it, uh technic signature. M hmm. I know that probably sounds like a new type of genre. Yeah, it's it's basically, uh, it's it's frequency that's that's going to come from uh an intelligent civilization that that uses theology. Yeah. Um, they said astronomers discovered five f RB signatures. Yeah. Uh within five week period in twenty twenty nineteen. Uh.

1:00:20 They said that these had traveled through space for almost four billion years. Dude, that's so incredible. That's that is that's fascinating. But I can't help but wonder, like, well are they do we think there's like still out there like they said that. Yeah, I don't know. I really feel like it's one of those things. Remember like back in the day where we made time capsules, but the people forgot about them, and they're just still buried out there somewhere. Yeah, So I really feel like that probably happened. They probably like, hey, let's see if there's other life forms out there, send out single years go by, they raise their family, that family, like those kids, raise their family, raise their family on and so forth, and just never really like, oh wonder, Like I can't, like, I wonder when they calculate the distances and time of how long it's been traveling if they're using like general relativity, if they're like, you know, it's four or four billion years. Yeah, but times kind of funny out there, you know what I mean, some places time goes a little faster than others. So I don't know if you guys have been paying attention to recent findings, but I mean it's it's like every month they're discovering that shit they thought was how it worked is not how it works,

1:01:51 right, you know, So doesn't time speed up the sun? Yeah, it's just I think it's gravity, yeah yeah, yeah, because yeah, well no, what was it? Yeah? No, I think it slows down. It's it's like quicksand let's I'm gonna look it up. We don't know what, but yeah, there was a uh there was one of the people from from the Western Brook radioscope. Got it? Eric? Sorry?

1:02:34 Eric? Who is Tara from the Netherlands radio Eric Cholesterol? Eric Cholesterol comment on the important uh the improvements to the Western Brook as follows. One can't cannot just go go but the approximate electronics you need for or this We design most of the systems ourselves with a large team. The results, the results in a state of state of the art machine, one of the one of the most powerful in the world. I feel like like what they're trying to say is is that a guy in his basement is not going to go like if there is a radio shack out there, He's not going to put this together to make these for the like to hoax it. Okay, So I feel like that's why you're trying to get at That's what I was thinking.

1:03:36 So gotcha all right, real quick, I'm going to share this so you guys can see what I'm seeing. All right. So, time dilation is a physics concept about changes in the passage of time caused by general relativity. A clock in outer space moves more quickly than a clock on Earth. Heavy things like planets create gravitational fields that slow down time nearby. So there you go, if it was traveling for four billion years, there's kind of a chance that it wasn't traveling that long. Okay. So with with that being said, I like I have a maybe a stupid question. Yeah, you were saying that a clock in space will move faster or slower depending on where it is because gravity in space. So the closer to a planet, it's yeah to be slower. Yeah, closer to a planet's going to be slower.

1:04:36 Yeah. So what I'm saying is is the is there a chance that, like when we were designing clocks, do we have that in mind? Do you feel like we had that in mind the time and stuff? Because like, like, how do we know that right now? Is this time? It's because we are Well you can not ask that question at one hour and four minutes into an episode, Okay, Sorry. I like I like how that. I like how that joke kind of like linked up there. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, time dilation. We're gonna have to go into that one because I really do feel like it's a key to all this.

1:05:26 Yeah. So and that's another thing before we go, Like we've always talked about like going to another planet, like just for our like our survival. Yeah, is there a chance that we keep saying that it will take us this long to get there? Is there a chance that it actually could take us less because of time dilation, because we're we're only basing our math on Uh, very careful. Uh, it's going to be a very careful science to go to a different system because you fly too close to something, you're screwing yourself over m you know what I mean. You can't be like, hey, there's this gas giant over here, We're gonna catch an orbit around it on our way to where we're going. No, because there's a good solid chance that by the by the time you catch that orbit and slingshot, like fifty years have passed. Like you you just can't, like you gotta you know, it's there's gonna be all kinds of things that affect you kind of like so you were saying, it's like maybe it would probably be our best interest is conventual thrusters or something like if this new engine that we're talking we talked in the previous episode, Uh, that will probably we have to use that. We can't use a system if you go like let's let's say that everything goes as planned and we're two thousand years into the future,

1:06:57 all right, and human kind is spread out all over the place. I'm saying that if you meet up with someone in space, the chances of your ages being close to the same are like zero because someone you might you might meet in a space bar or somewhere and be like, hey, what's going on man? And they might be like, hey, you know, how you doing. I'm good? You know, Like, how long have you been out here? Man? Oh shit, I got eight years, I think, you know, Like, oh, like when were you born? Oh? I was born in the year you know, three thy ten? Oh wow, really I was born in uh you know, twenty eight seventy. Time's funny out here, though, Yeah, it's it's all gonna it's gonna be like where do you spend your time? If you go to a planet and live there for ten years, you really don't know. You won't know until you get context. You know. It's fucking what was what was that one movie? Interstellar? Yeah, every like minute or or is seven years back on Earth? Yeah, they were just like gonna be careful, and I think there's a lot of like good Neil de Grass stuff you can you can actually download and listen to based on this, Like his audiobooks, they're they're fascinating. He has a great way of explaining it and like very very like Layman's terms, Layman's terms where I'm sitting there like, dude, am I getting smarter? Yeah, and listening to this dude, he's definitely

1:08:27 got a way of explaining stuff that's like, let's help the dummies. Bless his heart. Man. All right, guys, uh, I definitely would like to come back to that topic though, like you know, put a pin in that question, Tyler, because there's no way you can ask that that an episode. I'm sorry, feel like we would have had to take a food break, dude. I really feel like time dilation is going to be a major important factor in figuring out the UFO thing. The way you made it sound too is they like years down the road, like thousands of years down the road. Time dilation is going to be a pun or a joke. Hey, that's time dilation. My time is dilated. Hey go away, Biden. Yeah, I'm I'm kind of glad that you guys got rid of my uh my one of I'm your body. Yeah, mitchell'connell.

1:09:34 Yeah, yeah, McConnell, Mitchell O'Connell. I don't know. All right, let's let's let him have their day, bade. I think Neil Neil de Grace is up there making people smarter, and I think we're like counter. We're like a counter to his where we're the other end of the spectrum. Send complaints, I believe it. I'm just covering the bass or leave it at the bottom of the thing. Oh yeah, yeah, thing count that's even better. Yeah, coming on the YouTube if you really hate this, I hate this show. Just YouTube, Just just just hit the thumbs down, just hit it, go for it. Yeah, I do do it, do it this video. All right, you guys out there, take care of each other. Well, we'll see on the next one.

1:10:32 Mm see you guys. I wonder how much time is going to dilate before the next episode. I don't know why that cracks me up so much to look at, Like it's like the timing too, you know, like, yeah, it just pops it up.